The thing that disturbs me about this video, is that it has no background music. It makes it a lot more sinister than cassetteboy's usual work - a mood that is very relevant in these trying times.
"As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the horse guards parade they are glistening like wet otters" Boris Johnson possible next PM and Donald Trump impersonator.
@@daftwod an understanding of classical democracy, how wonderful. Ticking every box, clearly this is exactly what we need, we can just ignore the other stuff.
I'm tempted to get a boat and head off to somewhere else. The island of lost souls sounds like an interesting place to live, either that or the island of mandatory bobble hats.
The people went: "Who lied biggest over the whole Brexit scandal? Oh, this twisted twat. Ok, let's vote him in as leader of the Conservative Party to see the referendum through; that'll be a laugh!"
A masterstroke, as it were.
A master baiter, as you were...😏
@@nikfaizal97 ... as I am, presently.
droll
😂😂😂😂😂
0:13
The thing that disturbs me about this video, is that it has no background music. It makes it a lot more sinister than cassetteboy's usual work - a mood that is very relevant in these trying times.
Well the man really is very sinester.
Nazi music couldn't of been in background.
The hero we need, but not the hero that we deserve. Super Cassette Boy to the rescue!
Tim Brodie Heroes, plural, despite the name, Cassetteboy is a duo.
This is just immature, childish, vulgar low brow toilet humour & I fucking love it. You summed him up perfectly & in less than minute
This is the greatest Boris speech ever. Refreshing honesty. 😉
how did you get Boris Johnson to talk honestly?
Drinks loads of em! Next question please.
Bloody miracles do happen sometimes.
That was monumental achievement getting him to do that.
FUCK THIS AGED WELL
"I want to play with people's lives"
"I always come first"
Played this on the train near an old woman reading the Daily Mail. The joy of watching her giving me the evils!
Hahahah
Seems like a reasonably accurate video, although more coherent than he usually is.
Something wrong here his coherent than usual.
Sounds about right
I'm a simple girl, I see a cassette boy video, I click on it! Great work man!
I knew this would be good; I was not wrong.
"As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the horse guards parade they are glistening like wet otters" Boris Johnson possible next PM and Donald Trump impersonator.
Nah borris was the original idiot. Atleast he's smarter than trump though
Boris can quote classical Greek plays in the original language of the ancient Greeks.
But his hair is similar to Trump, so, yknow, whatever.
@@daftwod such a great skill to have when leading a country
@@jamiesmith3259 Well its understanding of classical democracy, my dude.
What's your guys skill set?
@@daftwod an understanding of classical democracy, how wonderful. Ticking every box, clearly this is exactly what we need, we can just ignore the other stuff.
Literally sounds like an actual speech he do
Please remember, this was filmed with no editing!
I'm tempted to get a boat and head off to somewhere else. The island of lost souls sounds like an interesting place to live, either that or the island of mandatory bobble hats.
Volvo B10M can I come?
Someone's gonna edit this to take it out of context.
I'm waiting for it to be edited.
Yeah I'm waiting for that to happen one day.
Absolutely brilliant, thanks for this CassetteBoy
Tbh not much editing with this one. That’s pretty much how he talks anyway ;)
Count the cuts
Needed a bit more affected waffle and stuttering to cover up how little preparation he's done
Total utter nonsense he speaks. That's Eton Oxfbridge education for you there.
I like how the description says that this video seems a bit late now. I'm sure we'll be here in 10 years or so still finding this funny and relevant.
hopefully, no.
That could have been his real speech and tories would still vote for him.
He could quote classical Greek poetry from memory and you communists would still call him stupid.
@@daftwod anyone can memorise stuff. I can quote large parts of MacBeth. That doesn't somehow make me extra smart
@@andrewcyes2049 hahaha.
If you'd said you can quote the entirety of 'the cat in the hat' i might believe you weren't trying to show off.
i can quote the entire communist manifesto backwards in aramaic
vote for me
Yeah sheep always do that.
The worst part is, I can really imagine him making a speech like this 😂
Commander Riker would get #metoo'd if he were real.
@@daftwod Total fabrication.
@Keith Panton "He's so brave, he has the courage to do what he wants and isn't afraid to be politically incorrect!!!"
Are u actually William riker
@@aliplayz2365 No, I'm his dad.
The legend RETURNS!
I don't get it, aren't you supposed to edit these videos?
Well. This aged perfectly.
Wow a masterpiece and bloody funny. I think I am off dont want to be the one left to turn the lights off
That’s brilliant! Sums up Johnson perfectly!
Long time waiting for more of your material and you never disappoint!
Oh man I laughed so hard at that!!! Seriously that was hilarious. 10 out of 10 from me, thank you 🙏
Havent seen your videos for years since like Gordon Brown ones. Glad I got the notification randomly
You are a Legend cassetboy
I expect to see this on BBC panel shows this week.
aaaaaaaaaa. Donald Trump's tribute act is now official PM ;~;
The Organ grinder to his master Trump.
When not even @cassetteboy can find the humour in this, just.... ugh.
This is where we are.
I love your consistent upload schedule
Outstanding work as always CassetteBoy.
@cassetteboy keep them coming, we need these now more that ever 😥
"I always come first" That has two meanings,,,,
Thank you guys
the legend is back
Great Upload as always. Long overdue !!
Editing aside... he said those words and some of those phrases.
Penis was probably edited from happiness
Bloody brilliant yet again, cracked me right up 😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha love it, cassetteboy you are a legend!
I'm sure you did
@@Newtube_Channel 😂
Was waiting for this and pie. It’s been a good week in satire
oh me oh my that was glorious
Been a while...
...Worth the wait.
Brilliant as usual
BEAUTIFUL
Honestly right on time
A masterpiece
Simple, but brilliant. Someone show this to his Ex wife
:D - Need some time to recover from this one; a politician telling the truth, no editing needed this time? (Not kidding).
Perfection.
Straight up facts in this one
This has aged well.
Fantastic and accurate. WE'RE SCREWED!
He hath returned to save us!
He's back baby
Welcome back
I didn’t believe a year of thirst could be quenched in 0:55 but what do I know?
Hahaha utter brilliance
The return
Prophetic.
Old Boris & his Johnson.
Perfection
Cassette boy for prime minister, I wouldn’t have it any other way
Beautiful
Never new Boris was this coherent?.
Very fitting
Brilliant
Excellent as usual
Boris shall lead our country to a golden age
Last line got me
HE'S BACK
Cassetteboy says it so that you don't have to.
Cassetteboy. Please do a Boris Johnson parody of Common People
lmfao cassetteboy you are a legend
Instant classic
Love this...
Too little, too late.
Your back!
Come on, Cassetteboy you chancers, that was just a straightforward recording of Boris Johnson. How about you do some satire with his speeches!
I’ll see you all when we hit the top of trending 👋
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hilarious as usual cassetteboy
If you don't laugh you'll fucking cry, hey?
This is the language of the gods
This is *VEERRRY NICE*
I’m so looking forward to your new remixes of boris it’s finding the right song
why the lack in content this soo funny so clever art!more more more please!
This says exactly what this a moral is PM.
im genuinely so pleased boris is PM but I'm even more pleased when I see you upload a video.
still your best one is david cameron's school days
awesome stuff.
There's this cop at syp that so wishes he was seen like Boris, but is more like Piers Morgan. X
As true today as it was 3 years ago
VERY clever
Bloody brilliant....the thing is...is it a exceptionally well produced edit or real?.....hmmmmmm, too close to call....
Oh thank fuck, you're back!
BoJo, BoJo the Kid-Loving Clown
The people went: "Who lied biggest over the whole Brexit scandal? Oh, this twisted twat. Ok, let's vote him in as leader of the Conservative Party to see the referendum through; that'll be a laugh!"
Boris was stupid enough to put his hands behind his back when having his photo taken with police officers!