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  • čas přidán 22. 08. 2024
  • We asked 100 married men... Name something you wish your dog could give your wife lessons in...
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Komentáře • 224

  • @laladie8109
    @laladie8109 Před 5 lety +309

    First thing that came to my crazy ass mind was doggy style😂😂🤷🏽

  • @malataur
    @malataur Před 5 lety +200

    How close were the wives of these "100 married men" when they asked them the questions? How about "We asked 100 married men, whose wives were not in ear-shot, ..."

  • @potorrero
    @potorrero Před 5 lety +87

    This reminds me of a "Whose Line is it Anyway" episode, where Colin Mochrie said the infamous line "Come!"

    • @dman4064
      @dman4064 Před 3 lety +5

      Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend!!!

  • @johnalang
    @johnalang Před 5 lety +271

    "Roll over" and "Fetch" should have been up there

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight Před 4 lety +1

      I know right? If it was me I would of said "burry a bone".

    • @treedillinger5801
      @treedillinger5801 Před 4 lety +2

      Well...you’d have to already have the beer, then throw the beer across the room and then ask her to get it. Could get messy.

    • @ashleyl3699
      @ashleyl3699 Před 4 lety +2

      also "Lie down" since guys always complain their wives never sleep with them anymore.

    • @raymondschembri5042
      @raymondschembri5042 Před 4 lety

      Fetch what? Not i f its a big dong 😈

    • @garlicoshallots200
      @garlicoshallots200 Před 3 lety

      @@raymondschembri5042 fetch his balls

  • @gallantblade1825
    @gallantblade1825 Před 4 lety +50

    In the immortal words of Colin Mochrie:
    Come.

    • @jcobbs4523
      @jcobbs4523 Před 4 lety +2

      That topic was probably: "something you can tell your dog that you *CAN'T* say to your wife"

  • @DENIZ-js9sr
    @DENIZ-js9sr Před 4 lety +69

    I would have said "teach her how to doggie"
    😂😂😂

  • @Weekend658
    @Weekend658 Před 2 lety +9

    I love when people give Horrible answers but the family still CLAPS 🤣😭🤣😭🤣

    • @christinecatt5391
      @christinecatt5391 Před 2 lety

      I actually dislike the constant high fives and loud congratulations between the family members..
      They shout and high five each other even when they give wrong answers .
      Sorry, but that's just my opinion.

    • @Jambuc829
      @Jambuc829 Před rokem

      @@christinecatt5391The producers of the show tell them to do this.

  • @desolationR
    @desolationR Před 5 lety +266

    Only reason I like this show is because of Steve Harvey

  • @mystichdx
    @mystichdx Před 5 lety +131

    Imagine having to go thru life telling people your name is _"Queasy Battle"_ 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @treedillinger5801
      @treedillinger5801 Před 4 lety +1

      Should be a rapper... or otc medicine.

    • @thatsalteavet
      @thatsalteavet Před 4 lety +4

      🤣🤣 i noticed that so fast... an realized shes prego too.. so def gets queasy

    • @JMC01644
      @JMC01644 Před 2 lety

      I hope to God that’s just her nickname!

    • @herdhistruth1094
      @herdhistruth1094 Před 2 lety

      I went to high school with a kid named "major battle" (it's his real name)

    • @nikkisumesh
      @nikkisumesh Před 2 lety

      @@thatsalteavet oh :(

  • @chazztreat8317
    @chazztreat8317 Před 5 lety +119

    Steve reaction to “licking me”

  • @firefly4f4
    @firefly4f4 Před 4 lety +10

    "come on command."
    ... I'll show myself out.

  • @dandv428
    @dandv428 Před 4 lety +7

    Doggy style!🤣

  • @polomar2442
    @polomar2442 Před 5 lety +34

    “Steve were going to go with how to sleep”💀 ppl so dumb bro

  • @tomryan914
    @tomryan914 Před 5 lety +19

    Me: "How to beg." Her: "How to roll over and play dead!", Rodney Dangerfield .

  • @nickantonian70
    @nickantonian70 Před 5 lety +6

    I was screaming “How to beg” the whole time!

  • @christopherpham8605
    @christopherpham8605 Před 5 lety +25

    Steve: Yeah.
    [APPLAUSE]
    Steve: Oh, I wish that's up there. "Roll over."

  • @marcossrojas2085
    @marcossrojas2085 Před 5 lety +75

    Sex/🐕 style was not up there

    • @marcossrojas2085
      @marcossrojas2085 Před 5 lety +1

      @Kenneth Videos that would of been my answer

    • @andrewg3768
      @andrewg3768 Před 5 lety

      @@stanleyhape8427 he doesn't mean literally by doing it! Its an obvious answer because of the name and dogs would be good at it because that's what they do hense the name!

    • @pjani14
      @pjani14 Před 4 lety

      Not liking your comment as it's on 69.

    • @juanchosantiago6762
      @juanchosantiago6762 Před 3 lety

      Lol

  • @metalTbag
    @metalTbag Před 2 lety +24

    this show makes me proud to be English. I only watch it for Steve Harvey's genuinely funny responses! xD

    • @pileofsand3624
      @pileofsand3624 Před 2 lety +1

      nothing to be proud of

    • @metalTbag
      @metalTbag Před 2 lety

      @@pileofsand3624 and somehow this show still makes me proud

    • @pileofsand3624
      @pileofsand3624 Před 2 lety

      @@metalTbag fair enough, I was being rude. You should be proud of who you are :)

    • @mahiyatsafiyullah7103
      @mahiyatsafiyullah7103 Před rokem +1

      Yeah Steve Harvey's hilarious my life goal is to be on this show as a contestant as this guy's hilarious

    • @EdelweisSusie
      @EdelweisSusie Před rokem +1

      You and me both!

  • @bigeric1030
    @bigeric1030 Před 4 lety +6

    Being quiet wasn’t up there? I gotta give homey props for going big outta the gate! Especially since it wasn’t on the board.

  • @niicos8453
    @niicos8453 Před 4 lety +5

    I Legit guessed the answer that the first guy said when I read the title 😂😂🤣

  • @Galivantin
    @Galivantin Před 2 lety +3

    I would have gotten the three last points, "Begging", "Greeting", "Licking." I do think the Seda family played it well. It made me laugh, I do think that the guy who said "to be quiet" got his wish, It was probably a very long drive home. lol

    • @mahiyatsafiyullah7103
      @mahiyatsafiyullah7103 Před rokem

      hahahahaha man you are hilarious true it probably was a long quiet drive home for them

  • @queenaris460
    @queenaris460 Před 5 lety +6

    Fetching, fetch me a beer 😂

  • @iDontCare12345Countess
    @iDontCare12345Countess Před 4 lety +5

    1:35 how she thinks: "is it a good answer? Yes it is" And then says some dumb shit xD

  • @not2bebothered93
    @not2bebothered93 Před 4 lety +13

    I was gonna say “catching balls”

  • @ajmittendorf
    @ajmittendorf Před 4 lety +3

    Reminds me of a "Scenes from a Hat" segment of "Who's Line Is it Anyway?" when the prompt is, "Name something that you can say to your dog but not to your wife." Colin Mochrie's answer: "Come!" while he moves his hand suggestively.

  • @wonga28168
    @wonga28168 Před 5 lety +7

    Courtney is a funny and photogenic lady.

  • @EdelweisSusie
    @EdelweisSusie Před rokem

    My two favourite parts of this show are: (1) spotting the dimwit of the family (2) when the family scream out "good answer, good answer, good answer" right before the big red 'X' comes up on the screen. Pure unadulterated joy.

  • @jamesscali6156
    @jamesscali6156 Před 2 lety +2

    Fetch me a beer lol was a good answer lol

  • @marlenanix7993
    @marlenanix7993 Před 4 lety +1

    Number 6 is revealed: begging. Me: 😂🤣 Not gonna happen!!

  • @tyrantneptune3202
    @tyrantneptune3202 Před 2 lety +2

    I was thinking pee, with one leg up 😂

  • @chazztreat8317
    @chazztreat8317 Před 5 lety +41

    Having a last name battle is really cool

    • @carljohnson3573
      @carljohnson3573 Před 5 lety +7

      As long as your first name isn't Dick

    • @LGDx
      @LGDx Před 4 lety +2

      @@carljohnson3573 still commenting instead of following the damn train CJ ?

    • @treedillinger5801
      @treedillinger5801 Před 4 lety +1

      Carl Johnson ...or Queasy 😬

  • @angel-se9zl
    @angel-se9zl Před 5 lety +4

    Are we gonna talk about how the girl in pink/reds name is ‘Queasy’ like your feeling ‘Queasy’ after that meal. I can’t anymore with these names...

  • @EDBailley
    @EDBailley Před 5 lety +19

    Those guys are in some BIG TROUBLE for those answers be quiet and follow instructions and fetch I don't think so smh

    • @pidayrocks2235
      @pidayrocks2235 Před 5 lety +1

      ..... is there any CORRECT way to answer the question "What do you wish your dog could teach your wife?" No lol... except for maybe "nothing", which obviously wouldn't be up there.
      The question itself is inherently "troubling", so I don't think anyone takes offense to any of these answers (or at least, nobody should be taking offense -- unless the entirety of the discussion offends you at which point you aren't really offended by a particular answer).

  • @Overlying
    @Overlying Před 4 lety +2

    The awkward rejection at 0:45 lol

  • @jamesscali6156
    @jamesscali6156 Před 2 lety

    And roll over good answer lol

  • @dhhenry7558
    @dhhenry7558 Před 2 lety

    I thought begging would be higher, but good answers..

  • @JusMehhh
    @JusMehhh Před 4 lety +1

    I am amazed that people have last names called battle. That's so cool.

  • @headapt
    @headapt Před 5 lety +4

    I would have said, "eating everything on their plate".

  • @nealmaha7889
    @nealmaha7889 Před 4 lety

    Rolling over!!!! She said rolling over!

  • @dogerboi
    @dogerboi Před 4 lety +1

    And his wife's name is Queasy? You know you got it bad, brotha. Lol

  • @viperdemonz-jenkins
    @viperdemonz-jenkins Před 3 lety +1

    those women had some good answers honestly.

  • @jaikohaal
    @jaikohaal Před 4 lety +8

    There’s no way any answer is okay 😂

  • @izf4660
    @izf4660 Před 4 lety +2

    Contestant: Walking
    Nobody: ........
    Relative: yeeeeaaaaaaa

  • @timelapse7202
    @timelapse7202 Před 5 lety +35

    i am disapppinted there's no how to play dead 🤣

    • @egoy34
      @egoy34 Před 4 lety

      thats for boys.

  • @lolwhot
    @lolwhot Před rokem

    First answer i thought of was "how to sit on my face" 😂

  • @williamgullett8071
    @williamgullett8071 Před 2 lety

    Steve....I gotta go with..."play dead"

  • @bushputz
    @bushputz Před 2 lety

    I can't believe 'roll over' wasn't up there.

  • @bhagyaveer
    @bhagyaveer Před 5 lety +26

    Seriously?!
    Fetch ain't up there?!
    Who them 100 fools these guys interviewed?! 😂

    • @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme
      @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme Před 2 lety

      Huh? It is there, under the category obey / following instructions. Damn, some of you are having trouble paying attention or thinking.

    • @BHAGYAVEERM
      @BHAGYAVEERM Před 2 lety

      @@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme are you stupid? "Obey" is one of the options but not fetch?

  • @bryanmoseley9887
    @bryanmoseley9887 Před 3 lety

    Go to the bathroom outside. LOL.

  • @thebreakfastmegapowers3525

    I thought for sure "Play Dead" was gonna be up there

  • @halkael2317
    @halkael2317 Před 4 lety +1

    My first thought was “come when called”

  • @meowmeow9923
    @meowmeow9923 Před 4 lety

    i immediately thought of PLAYING DEAD lol

  • @blindjustice8718
    @blindjustice8718 Před 2 lety

    Fetch should have been one. My first thought was licking.

  • @hebber1961
    @hebber1961 Před 4 lety

    I'm not gonna look ahead....... BEG!

  • @rickhammar1636
    @rickhammar1636 Před 4 lety

    We asked 100 married men who their best friend is. Top 100 answers on the board. 1 & only answer.....my dog. There is even a song about it. I think it's called I wish you loved me like my dog does.

  • @BeSTGaME225
    @BeSTGaME225 Před 5 lety +10

    i know this is out of topic but man courtney and janna are gorgeous

    • @neil2661
      @neil2661 Před 5 lety +2

      "Jenna", and yes they are.

  • @richardhernandez4490
    @richardhernandez4490 Před 5 lety

    0:40: BING. Another way of Steve saying "NUMBER 1!!!!"

  • @terrenceallen323
    @terrenceallen323 Před 3 lety

    "bury a bone" ^.~

  • @WiedOupnHart
    @WiedOupnHart Před 3 lety

    Clean the dishes should've been #1 XD

  • @jayay2195
    @jayay2195 Před 5 lety +5

    This entire question warranted sexist responses.

  • @anonymousperson8301
    @anonymousperson8301 Před 4 lety +1

    All the women here 😍.

  • @jimh712
    @jimh712 Před 4 lety

    Giving me lots of kisses

  • @jonathanpasse2179
    @jonathanpasse2179 Před 3 lety

    Why is the guy in red shirt sleeves unbuttoned? Better question why did I even notice that?

  • @gatedude07
    @gatedude07 Před 4 lety +1

    I was expecting "come."

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild Před 4 lety

    How about affection and appreciation?

  • @jefferyoetter6884
    @jefferyoetter6884 Před 2 lety

    Being still and being quiet are the same thing.. Hello?

  • @jihedbenhauia6850
    @jihedbenhauia6850 Před 5 lety +4

    that's a weird question..

  • @sonakupelian3024
    @sonakupelian3024 Před 5 lety +1

    The black Dr. Phil

  • @ssynat
    @ssynat Před 4 lety

    LOYALLL man

    • @ssynat
      @ssynat Před 4 lety

      Courtney gets me

  • @marlenanix7993
    @marlenanix7993 Před 4 lety +4

    My first thought was how to meet him excitedly at the door when he gets home from work.
    Edit: it was number 7!

  • @krzyszwojciech
    @krzyszwojciech Před 4 lety

    Chase the squirrels.

  • @capimsi7
    @capimsi7 Před 3 lety +1

    To the girl who said walking, don't try to hv attitude with Steve. He'll put u in yr place

  • @thereisnopandemic
    @thereisnopandemic Před 4 lety

    To beg , I was thinking

  • @emncaity
    @emncaity Před 4 lety

    I'm fairly sure I don't personally know nine other people who wouldn't say "roll over" as their first or second answer.

  • @ThePltsweet
    @ThePltsweet Před 5 lety

    I knew licking was up there!

  • @emmanuelgreene3374
    @emmanuelgreene3374 Před 2 lety +1

    Courtney admitted that wives aren’t loyal

  • @bobthebuilder8619
    @bobthebuilder8619 Před 2 lety +1

    Courtney was so cute...

  • @jimh712
    @jimh712 Před 4 lety

    Getting over being mad

  • @fooddrugadministrator4079

    Ritalin is better solution for every wife talking too much instead of assuming dogs

  • @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme
    @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme Před 2 lety

    Do these people pay attention to the board? Fetching and roll over are the same as obey / following instructions.

  • @assustar2339
    @assustar2339 Před 2 lety +1

    I hate this question. More when women needs to answer it.

  • @Lanhoj
    @Lanhoj Před 5 lety

    *Steve knows...* @0:34

  • @halfasleep7331
    @halfasleep7331 Před 4 lety

    "Behave" was the first thing to come to mind

  • @CJ_Pharaoh
    @CJ_Pharaoh Před 5 lety +6

    All the husband's watching this with their wives. This may be too late but do not laugh at any of the answers.
    Unless you want to be sleeping WITH the dog or on the couch for the next . . . until she says so.

    • @markhinton3242
      @markhinton3242 Před 5 lety +1

      CJoseph Ferrerro , I get the strong impression,, judging from the evil eye the his wife gave him, that the guy that answered, “be quiet,” will be sleeping on the couch with the dog until hell freezes over.

  • @FireTiger941
    @FireTiger941 Před 5 lety +6

    *How to.....swallow*

  • @axiomist1076
    @axiomist1076 Před 3 lety

    Not one single person said "being sweet". Not one dog lover in the bunch !!!

  • @Goodbrew84
    @Goodbrew84 Před 5 lety

    How was fetch not up there!?

  • @aualga
    @aualga Před rokem

    Worst. Question. Ever!

  • @sams5177
    @sams5177 Před 5 lety +5

    queassyyy???

    • @mystichdx
      @mystichdx Před 5 lety +1

      Queasy Battle??????????

  • @mrgreen2258
    @mrgreen2258 Před 4 lety

    Teach her how to come.

  • @justinbarrett2343
    @justinbarrett2343 Před 5 lety

    How to just chill? 🤔

  • @joematchmusic2232
    @joematchmusic2232 Před 5 lety +1

    “Awright darlin”

  • @andrewg3768
    @andrewg3768 Před 5 lety

    What was the answer for number 3?

  • @jimh712
    @jimh712 Před 4 lety

    How long it takes to get ready..

  • @rantsofficial8046
    @rantsofficial8046 Před 5 lety

    Manners 😂

  • @wessamhamadneh9877
    @wessamhamadneh9877 Před 4 lety

    How was "Roll Over" not there...

  • @divyaprakashjain3688
    @divyaprakashjain3688 Před 2 lety

    🐶 style maybe?? 🤣🤣

  • @nomaglecious7191
    @nomaglecious7191 Před 4 lety

    Doggy style😂😂😂

  • @GeminiDiamond09
    @GeminiDiamond09 Před 4 lety

    I'm a woman and I hate how they are always sucking up to women

  • @sheilamccullough2616
    @sheilamccullough2616 Před 5 lety

    Bring me buy slippers