Here's how to destroy your marriage on Family Feud!
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- čas přidán 2. 05. 2024
- Here are the all-time funniest marriage-ending answers on Family Feud! Steve Harvey says these are the dumbest things they could have said!
DISCLAIMER: no couples were actually harmed during the making of this video.
CHAPTERS
0:00 Ex-girlfriend
0:17 Best answer!
0:34 Dumbest answer!
0:54 Distract him!
01:20 No he didn't!
01:37 Get out?
01:54 Least favorite body part?
02:13 Take my wife!
02:31 Fingers where I can see them!
02:48 Clothes on please, baby!
03:25 Nancy loses it!
03:45 We're not divorced! Yet?
04:01 What's that smell?
04:26 Straight to the dog house!
04:47 Dirty job!
05:26 Santa Claus retires.
05:44 Let's trade!
06:38 She needs lessons!
08:19 Audition for Family Feud!
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Absolutely funny 😂😂😂😂
I’m confused at how this just got pinned and there is ZERO likes?
Lol
why you pinned?
Why tf is this pinned lol
@@xjazzotron7119 9999 oi
"Name something a divorced man hopes his ex-wife will do"
"Die" and Steve IMMEDIATELY went for the high five, I love Harvey on this show lmao.
Lol and a very emphatic "DIE" at that.😆😆😆
Eaten by hyenas to
Most men with ex-wife's are saying true so true.
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That answer will also be applicable to ex girlfriends
Lesson: When you’re married and playing Family Feud, sometimes you just need to take the X.
This comment should be pinned to the top so everyone can see it. Wisest piece of advice ever given.
I could hear Steve saying: _"Just take the X, man, don't risk it.. it's not worth it"_ 😂😂
Take the X or be the X
Nah, I need the money
@@BikeShorts69 Trust me, money comes and goes, but piss off your spouse, it lasts forever lol.
“WE’RE NOT DIVORCED” 😂😂😂
4:00 now you are
Is your wife here?
Best one 😂😂
3:46 the fact that Steve didn't skip a beat to high-five the guy says he agrees wholeheartedly with it 😂
I also agree
Steve eventually went public with what one of his exes did to him. I can't say I blame him one bit lol.
I love when Steve roasted the hell out of that lady saying a loaf of bread is worth more than her military vet husband lol
She almost shat her pants
What's kind of fucked up is the husbands name is LITERALLY Jody, anyone with military service knows just how bad that fella had it from RT to today around other vets who don't know him lol
@@giggles8852 ooh that sucks didn't even catch that lol
@@giggles8852 couldn't have said it better myself. The amount of irony in that whole scenario is hilarious, but sucks too. That said, I'm sure his vet buddies won't live this moment down (if they watched it), but they'll all laugh about it too, including Jody himself.
I would have expected a house as the number one answer.
The amount of confidence some of these people had saying that kills me. 🤣
"It's up there Steve!" 💀💀
I Read that as soon as someone said it lol
I mean... I admire their commitment to it
Yeah but people are missing the point. Their answers are supposed to be what they think 100 people answered.
Honestly even I thought it was up there 😂💀
czcams.com/video/zvTu5OPwx7A/video.html absolutely
I sat through the entire thing with a straight face but when she said she'd barter her husband for bread, I lost it.🤣🤣
That's what some people think about vet "heroes" 😂😂😂😂
gotta get that bread fam
@@nkchipamu625 aww
Girls that think of bread before anything else tend to have a low IQ.
Same😂😂 and steve’s reaction to it
"1. Die/Eaten by hyenas" Why so specific???😂😂😂 3:47
Die😂🤣😂🤣💔
Well getting eaten by hyenas is painful
@@bellingtoned You got me there!
They include all the responses into 1 category. So most said “die” and 1 guy said “hyena lunch” so they added them all together.
I’m halfway convinced those kinds of additions are added by the guys behind the scenes to try to get Steve to laugh.
“Name a reason a man might think his wife is as young as the day he married her.”
“Alcohol”
Classic😂😂😂
That's the best answer!
I literally said it was he did lmao
Idk how no one on the survey said that cause that was my first thought as well lmao
High as hell
That had me laughing too 🤣🤣
“You so damn stupid” has got to be one of my faves 🤣
Definitely mines too
0:12 if u choose to hate steve...
czcams.com/video/zvTu5OPwx7A/video.html absolutely
This guy with 0 IQ: XXXXX s--
Me with 130 IQ: Riding Doggy Style
@@extrm161 stop spamming and get a life bot, your content is absolute crap
0:39 the way Steve takes 2 seconds to realize what he said and then begins laughing like he having a stroke freakinf kills me
THAT’S THE DUMBEST THING YOU COULD HAVE SAID!!! What are you, an IDIOT?! Why did you keep saying that? It’s not gonna be up there! CHEAT!!
1:41 Between the fact that "marriage" was a stretch answer to this question anyway, the look of fear mixed with daring in the dude's eyes, and the wife's stern reaction, I think this moment wins the award for most likely to have lead to an actual divorce.
Thought the same 😂
my thoughts exactly the way she reacted i can totally see why he said that lol he's been building resentment towards his wife for years lol
She really got mad at Larry! “We’re not divorced!” 😂. Steve was happy when he said “Die”
Haha, she was thinking "Not yet." Steve giving him the high five was hilarious.
It was a number 1
That killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steve was too happy...DIE 🤣🤣🤣.... the 👀 on all Steve Ex’s faces 😡🤬👊🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does that lead to a divorce tho? Lol it said EX.
Sadly because he mistreats his first ride or die wife
the part where the wife asked if there was a lawyer in the house, it almost sounded like she was serious.....even her husbands answer sounded serious.....
What a karen
Oh yea, that felt like the culmination of something that had been going on for a while before the show that we only got a glimpse of.
Tensions were bubbling over from last night dinner 😂😂😂💀
Yeah, they looked like they are done
That and that they were on opposite sides of the table.
4:54 is just hilarious . His face 😅😅
Steve’s face was like “I know he didn’t- “
He done smelled some smellies in his day
0:36 this man dug the biggest grave I’ve ever seen in my life 😂😂
"That's their answers, not mine."
*NOT A SINGLE POINT* 😭😆😭😆😭😆
Robbed 🤣
I'm honestly surprised it wasn't up there.
@@BaufenBeast Because the question was "if she took lessons for it"... 1) There's not exactly an extended offer for sex-lessons
2) You wouldn't want your wife to take sex-lessons either I assume
Should've shown 1
That's NO-ONE'S answer LMAOOO
My respect for Steve went up a bit when he actually hit the dude at the podium
Right?! 😂 I laughed when he hit him like, "Shut up!" 😨😡
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Me to 😂😂😂☺️😊
He crying
I love how the top answer for "name something a divorced man hopes his ex-wife will do" considers "die" and "eaten by hyenas" to be equivalent. Just how many respondents actually said "Eaten by hyenas", and what state was this survey taken in?
they were done in the zoo hahaha
I have been married for 10 years and if there is anything I would tell a newlywed husband that would be to watch this and learn from it. It could save your life.
"Is there a lawyer in the house?"... I don't think she was playing.. oof
Yeah, the face she made .. i know it's over by now !
Do you blame her? Her husband was acting like a straight up jackass.
He wasn't playing either. Seems as if their marriage was going south before the show
The husband wasn’t laughing either
Yeah she looked pissed👀👀
I'm glad that I have Family Feud to know what not to say to my wife.
🤣
The Poolboy got fired because of questions like this.
@@JESS-di1fm agreed.
Poor Marjorie, no more Poolboy for you.
Marjorie was sleeping with the poolboy, I believe her because the answer was quick.
The "oh god" Steve said on the last answer sent me to the moon
My face hurts from laughing so much watching this segment with Steve Harvey! He's got the best show & contestants!
if a gameshow question really ends your marriage, you had problems WAY before that. the couples that can laugh it off are relationship goals.
But what about when sometimes a relationship is going good only because somethings are secretly withheld until that one question brings out that other side of a person.
@@sadagicousowens7217 i figure if you have to keep secrets from your partner then your relationship isn't that strong to begin with.
If only I can be brutally honest with my gf
I agree with that
@@jakeevans9746 then leave her, let her go with someone who appreciates her.
Q: Name a reason a man thinks his wife look as young as she did the day he married her
Jeremy: ALCOHOL
BEST OF THE BEST 🤣🤣🤣
Then he looks down at him self wondering why he said it xD
I hollered 😂😂😂😂
He just said what was on top of his mind😂😂😂
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"Not my wife.. thossseee men's wives".. I can't... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think the people that conduct these surveys must be divorce lawyers.
Is no one gonna talk about how at 3:59 the number 1 answer is also “eaten by hyenas” 🤣🤣
People are picturing their ex as Scar.
@@owenfautley dang didn’t think of that
Did these people really divorce?
@@wakousyremu8946 highly doubt it
Exactly. Because that means AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE had to say that!!!
When the woman yelled “distract him” Steve automatically looked at her breast 😂
He's trynna get distracted too 🤣🤣
isnt that sexual harassement?
@@samirsolai7579 yeah but when females do it, its funny!
@@gordonculp8364 exactly
@@samirsolai7579 not really since he entertained it
Family Feud: Setting up couples for disaster one poll at a time
The “distract him!” One I was dying 😂
Distracted by blank man's Kryptonite
that man say “woof woof”😂😂
That “EATEN BY HYENAS” answer sounds about right 😂😂😂😂
I'd be strangely happy if my ex was eaten by a hyena.
Agree🤣
we all would be happy
Nothing better then watching your ex get eaten by hyenas and laughing with them while they do it lol
I can understand a number of answers being "Die", but how many people literally said "Eaten by hyenas". Like, "I want you to hear laughter as the flesh is ripped from your bones, and you bleed out." That's super dark.
i love how every time they say something questionable they go “it’s up there steve, it’s up there!”
what even is this show (TOT)
side note i love your pfp lmao glad to see the the fandom's still alive
Nine times out of ten, it ain't!
I overheard someone saying they're like paid to do that,idk
@@bagpaper6964 p⁰00
Because the show is pretty scripted. While the answers are the contestant's real, unscripted answers, they're told to cheer for every answer no matter how ridiculous it is and say/shout things like "Good answer!" and "It's up there, Steve!"
Distract him was perfectly perfect. The roof roof noise was great. Steve Harvey s comments were the best. Good job 👍👍 Carlie
1:08
Nah he did not just "woof woof" 💀😭
Yes he did !
“Distract him!” was so cringe I got secondhand embarrassment.
Yea his wife was so sad
@@Fumble469 No hunny that wasn't the look of sadness that was the look of death
I love how Steve was like “wtf are you doing?”
Blackman's krytonite
Ikr it actually was
Disgusting asf
Andre (calls up wife): Hey honey. What are you up to?
Wife: I'm taking lessons.
6:38
Lol
😨 oh no
Family feud really living up to its name 😂
Exactly 😅
4:57 the look of instant regret is perfection
Well... Family Feud has resulted in at least 147 divorces.
Wait they literally got divorced? I dont understand the channel..
@@toshiro6303 Not exactly, it's meant to be just a joke.
So much for “family”
@@isolatedlife8535 did you say family?
@@Vazzzz did he stutter?
One thing I realized was that there’s a difference between a game and life and these people can’t tell the difference
Yeah
I'd just like to point out that at least 3 of those were the top answer. Just sayin'
@@coreywilson3493 I think he ment the people who put up those questions and answers.
If my wife is mad about a question I'm answering in a game. They asked 100 married men not what I think. Also how do we know these people are actually divorced
You’re mistaken. Life is just one big game my friend. It’s up to you to decide how to play it.
1:12 that was personal lmfao 🤣
Its the branding "divorce" after each answer for me...😂😂😂
Same
It must have taken these people serious guts to be able to say those answers on national television and get the death stare from both their spouse and Steve at almost the exact same time 😂🤣
0:17-0:34 he must’ve been drunk to have said that answer 😂🤣
I died laughing at 1:12
3:45-4:01 Larry just earned Steve’s respect ✊😂☠️
I have never watched this show but like the man in last clip said this is not about their personal thoughs but the other people's. You aren't supposed to answer what you think of your wife but what average man thinks of his wife. Is there something I'm missing?
What you are missing is: people aren't rational.
That's called convenience. They conveniently answered what they felt and hid (some of them) behind the questions. I ain't mad tho........
The only ones giving death stares were women.
The men (loose definition of the term) were too scared to.
Shows you everything you need to know about women and men today and toxic relationships.
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Man this show will never be the same without Steve 😂 so many years he’s made me laugh harder than I ever had..
I just thought they stopped shooting because of covid. Do you have some actual facts otherwise?
@@toriless no i was just saying the show itself will never be the same if someone else other than Steve had to take his spot
He's still hosting apparently
* this show won't be the same *...You spoke as if he left
@@SeanK1684 man this show will never be the same without Steve**
Steve's reaction at 0:41.....ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
First time I seen that "bread" clip, I laughed for five minutes straight 🤣
I am surprised they didn't show the one where Steve's wife says she would replace him with a pool boy.
Yes, he wasn't happy about that 😂😂😂
Steve vetoed it.
It didn’t end in divorce ...
@@aishawazne You mean that all these people showed in here actually got divorced in real life?
@@MilaniaBieber I doubt it, but some of these people sounded like they genuinely wanted it.
1:09 THIS MAN BARKED IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE 😭
I am still crying 😭💀💀😂
THE POOR WOMANN 😭🤚🏽
LITERALLY THE AUDACITY 😭😫
😀😀😀😀
I am so 😀😀😀😀😀
0:40 to this day, this is the best laugh and reaction from Steve for me.
So this show does have an effect on society. Spontaneous honesty is soooo gooooood.
6:44 The utter despair and hopelessness in Mr. Harvey's voice as he mutters "Oh God" is funny _and honest_ as hell.
Lmfao
So true
This had me rollin
had my belly hurting continously🤣🤣
What was so perfect about it is that it is the one time during the show that Steve _must_ ignore the answers and move on due to the time limit, but then you can hear the moment what the guy said clicked in his head, causing him to stop mid-question and genuinely exclaim "Oh God."
Funniest part of the entire video for sure. It was just so genuine.
I love the woman at 6:55
“WHO’S TEACHING?!” 😭
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OMG..I am still rolling on the floor laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The " distract him" I still distracted laughing
That last guy had the right idea, that’s exactly how I would’ve played it. You win the game by correctly guessing what other people said, not by saying what you believe.
Thats exactly right. You dont get judged our your own answers, its the survey lol.
That only works if you get points. With 0 points, it backfired.
@@marioxmariox yeah, which means that’s not what other people said, that’s what he felt 😂😂😂 I woulda said the same shit tho lmao it’s too funny
@@marioxmariox right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@essegotdatheat3310 i mean just because he got no points it doesnt mean thats what he felt, you could say the same if he did get points too, doesnt mean it's the case
1:15
Steve hit that man! I've never had more respect for Steve than in that exact moment.
Hell yes.
that wasn’t his wife
Dude was dead serious when he said marriage 😂 @ 1:50
7:55 he saved his ass lmao
"Not my wife, those men's wives"😂
I'm assuming the top answers were stuff like cooking, dancing, sports, singing. I'm surprised not a single person said sex though. Lol
Then he gets 0 lol
@@aydinsha I guess even driving was one of those 😂😂😂
@J.M but he failed miserably lol
Out of all the possible answers they could've chose, they chose violence. 😭😭😭
I'm with the one lady, forgiveness 🤗
czcams.com/video/zvTu5OPwx7A/video.html i can't forget that answer ⬆️ haha
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That is common.
1:07 Darian!!! His wife got his casket picked out.😂
1:07 - 1:20 !That Was Disrespectful (Steve Harvey Had Every Right To Check Him For That). 💯💯💯
It's a joke. Chill out
@@IsaganiPumar !Ain't Nobody Trippin' It's Just Tha Truth. 💯😂🤷🏾
7:11 "We went over this" I'm dead😭
3:47 was my favorite one. Steve was in so much agreement that he gave him a high five, went up to the screen, pointed to where it was, and emphatically shouted "DIE!" Steve KNEW it was up there and where it was. He FELT that shit.
slash eaten by hyenas.... dannnk
i am not american, STILL
I WILL VOTE FOR THAT
That was great, love Steve
1:12 that hit was personal 😂😂
The gynecologist answer/reaction is still the best thing to ever happen on family feud!
that contestant ain't wrong tho
all the women were laughing and cheering.. while he kept a straight face - dudes a legend.
The way he rubbed his nose after 😂😂😂
he was like "str- gynecologist"
I agree😅😅😅
3:46
“Name something a divorced man hopes his ex-wife will do.”
“Die.”
Steve: *high-fives him*
😂😂😂
Steve Harvey has been married and divorced twice and Steve is currently married to Marjorie (his 3rd wife) coincidence? I THINK NOT!
@@bradleystopher8725 lol, true 😂
Steve: (emphatically) DIE!
3:46 Best reply after his wife looked at him: *"wE aRenT dIVoRceD!!"* 😂😂
@@user-wg9gq4tj4r More like soon to be
3:51 That high-five 😂😂😂
This is AWESOME! Thanks :)
"We asked 100 *married* men"
Now you're asking 100 *divorced* men
THE WAY THE GUY IS STANDING AT 4:55 CRACKED ME UP SO HARD
🧍🏻♂️
I didn’t get it
Seth MacFarlane
@@aidanlyons7007 it’s a doctor who specializes in women’s vaginas
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I never laughed so hard. Thank you Steve!
Mahn, this is one of the funniest Family Feud video I've seen 😂🤣🤣
"name a job that's dirty but someone has to do it" "gynaecologist"??????😭😂 Why would he say that?
Closeted
He should never be near a vagina ever again then not inside it or outside it
The face of instant regret said it all. He knew he screwed up. 😂😂😂
Starts to play with his lip lol
Tbh they are doctors, so like, blue waffle and shit
0:40 "Cheat!"
*"Steve crumbles in laughter"*
So hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lolll awesome that dude was in shit wrong answer
I spit out my tea 😂😭☠️
"that's the dumbest thing you could've said what are you an idiot"
3:45 lmao thats the best one, Steve even gave the dude a high five.
editing style is enjoyable
nice one, family feud
The last one was hilarious😭 “not what I said, I’m saying that for what they said”
Literal zero votes 😭💀
But we all expected it to be number 1.
Im done😂🤣😂🤣
I hold my head
He could have said
Cooking
Cleaning
Dancing
Swimming
Sewing
Knitting
But he answered sex!
@@Brievel I really did.
#1 was probably cooking.
best moment was the woman distracting the guy at the podium and the guy getting hit by Steve. I've seen that clip half a dozen times in various videos and still makes me laugh
And his wife is like, "boy you a dead man"
He was low-key barking like a dog. That's what got steve
Right, it was a genuine reaction. Lol
All the other clips Steve's joking around the guys telling them they're in trouble, but Steve was straight up pissed with that guy's reaction.
Yea, he was dumb for that. But, wth was she doing that for?!? Attention? That was cringe as wwell
I cannot stop laughing because of Jeremy when he just said alcohol 🍺😂😆😅
I cry with laughter really😭😭🤣🤣😂
The gynecologist answer. Lol. His reaction after he blurted it out.
Instant REGRET lol
Nah that smirk shows he knew what he was doing
Can someone explain it? I don’t get it :0
@@no326 The question was about a dirty but necessary job. Gynecologist examines vaginas, implying that his wife's vagina is dirty but somebody has to do the unfortunate job of examining it.
He gay
The fact that this is not a fan made and family fued actually uploaded this.
That’s the sad part but I bet they had issues way before that.
@@belindahb facts, thsi show was just the icing on the cake
I absolutely love Andre the first person I've seen acknowledge the mean answers and put a logical thought process on it. He talked with his wife be didn't mean those things as I'm sure a lot of people don't necessarily mean the harsh things they say without thinking. There's a lot going on we'd all probably say something silly on tv
Steve is everything 😂😂😂😂
I like how when guys answered their wives got angry.
When wives answered, guys just died inside and clapped.
Edit: I'm not gonna take part in the argument followed up in replies. It's just too much bother. Keep it cool
Nah man, some of them were cool and laughed
I’ve seen the longer version of the woman who said “no one that looks like my husband” it’s because she’s faithful and will only have sex with her husband 😂😂
Well, one of the two will get alimony, child support and half of is stuff if they divource. Here's a hint. It's not the guys.
@@sunrisewolfy lol I thought that's what she meant too especially when she put lovely in front of it lmao but still lol
@@comicstrider4851 still not fair right. Almost none of the wives were cool and laughed. In fact hubs were terrified
1:07 Darrius was a damn fool... but wtf is she doing? It would be so embarrassing if there was no reaction.
No reaction is better than that disgusting reaction
Darrius 😂😂😂💀
i agree. they both are in the wrong. its disgusting that shes even doing that and its disgusting that he reacted like that having a wife right there. good job to steve for reacting like that.
@@rottenmalice Steve acted like the ultimate white knight, I don't see why he did a good job honestly. If she continued doing it he would say absolutely nothing about it. It's only wrong if Darrius does something.
@@rottenmalice that wasn’t his wife
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“Distrat him” and the guy start barking.
I’m in tears😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg
I was going to give respect to Andre for an admirable recovery ("That's not my answer--it's their answer!"). And then he got 0 points.
Ngl I'd say sex too 🤣🤣
She can't get better at it if she never does it in the first place.
But he is right tho. They surveyed 100 OTHER people not the current contestants they just need to guest right.
@@10RexTheWolf01 Yeah, I get that, and Andre had actually sold me on this with his emphatic defense of his answer. But since he got 0 points, that meant it really _was_ his answer and no one else's. It just completely undercut him.
The best answer should be cooking, why he didn't say that
3:51, without hesitation!😂😂😂
Why was he divorced? He was funny and not insulting his wife.. His wife is dumb so the divorced actually happened is good for him then.
I love it when Steve literally smacks people around, LOL
6:58 "I don't know what you was thinking" 😂
1:18 The prototypical "just wait until we get home" look on her face.
I dunno if she wanted to kill her husband, the blonde or both
"I could never make love to someone who looks like who?"
Nancy: "My *lovely* husband."
Me: Di-Did she mishear the question?
husband: am I a joke to you
I think she did.
That implies she is loyal to her husband
@@welennelew9866 either that or she doesn’t like sex with her husband
@@saharaa333 nah i think she meant if someone ELSE looked like him she never could haha, if that makes sense?
0:41 Steve's face and the guy😂