You know, Squeex, you've really changed my opinion on middle-aged balding men. I used to think they were miserable, smelly, and depressing to be around but look at you! Fighting against all odds and continuing to laugh and smile despite being... well, you know, you! 😂 Especially while having one of the most humiliating jobs in the world! Like, seriously, how does he do it? I know I couldn't, that's for sure! I hope one day you can look back and feel fulfilled (somehow) for making us laugh. You may think we're laughing with you but trust me, we're laughing at you. Somedays I wake up worrying that I'll never live up to anyone's expectations but then I think of you and it makes me feel better about myself! A lot better. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this video and hope to see more of your shortcomings soon! xo
Loving the content lately. Baldy. Thank you so much for always putting a smile on my face, it means a lot and I really appreciate you. Thanks for the giggles Bald Man.
I’m just out here waiting for the “real” Mario gamer competition. Squeex, Alpharad, DougDoug, Ludwig. I want to know who wins. Mario Kart, Mario Party, A 2D Speedrun, A 3D Speedrun. Who comes out on top?
Hello Squeex, since I am a viewer you technically work for me. You may refer to me as your boss. I am pleased to say that you no longer have weekends off. Looking forward to you clocking in tomorrow for some fun games!
Squeex is pretending like he's not a furry, "oh idk if I should wear my Mario hat, it has furry ears on it". BLUD SPECIFICALLY BOUGHT THAT HAT IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭 Also, not to be that guy, but are we just going to ignore the fact that Squeex named himself after the sound a mouse makes? 😳
19:24 foy writes im sorry LMAO FOYLED AGAIN
Classic Foy
if i wanted to watch someone scam challenges, I'd just watch ludwig 😹
When did squeex scam I missed it
@@nicknick_nickmario kart he won 1 race with only 4 other players lol
@@andrewching6796 he still won tho
also never beat the mario maker level@@nicknick_nick
@@nicknick_nick scammed those wins against Foy
“bring out my cantankerous count olaf” is such a good line
I JUST SAID THAT LOL
Foy is my older brother and he was super happy that he got to play against you and be in the video
Do you have proof of that?
W foy
FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY
You cheesed the smash ultimate segment. But I loved every minute of it pookie.
hi squeex! i was fortunate enough to race with you at the beginning and had so much fun! thanks for the great (yet brutal) stream :)
Love the guy that in 18:10 said "I'm clenching my asshole"
Heard if the editors show Squeex's bald spot, he kicks their teeth out. Design my goat.
He honoured his deal!
FOYLED:AINTNOWAY
best bald mario player
It's funny whenever he reads the chats out loud, he changes it a little
23:24 there are tears streaming donw my face
did you wear the tanooki tail too 😍
15:45 is literally one of the funniest rants Squeexie poo has had. I’m dying
"This year I'll practice" is the 2024 "this year I'll PB"
He sounded so dejected at the end of the video like he'd just finished his 9-5 in a real job
23:25 I thought he shaved a square in his head for a bit
Bro “cantankerous count Olaf” killed me 😭😭
Honestly didn’t think he’d make it past Ultimate
Awesome to see someone tackling a TCL stage, Apollo/DumbDog is a great map maker
holy shit the giga DISRESPECTing in Smash had me rolling
23:24 certified comma classic 👌🏽
Foy is such a bro
The pronunciation on Ashton Kutcher at 2:54 must make his aunties proud
Squeexington the type of guy to pick mario games of anything else kekW
You know, Squeex, you've really changed my opinion on middle-aged balding men. I used to think they were miserable, smelly, and depressing to be around but look at you! Fighting against all odds and continuing to laugh and smile despite being... well, you know, you! 😂 Especially while having one of the most humiliating jobs in the world! Like, seriously, how does he do it? I know I couldn't, that's for sure! I hope one day you can look back and feel fulfilled (somehow) for making us laugh. You may think we're laughing with you but trust me, we're laughing at you. Somedays I wake up worrying that I'll never live up to anyone's expectations but then I think of you and it makes me feel better about myself! A lot better. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this video and hope to see more of your shortcomings soon! xo
The switch to smash fake-out was incredible
The singing was so good squeex!
"now he tries" he didn't even do the smash documentary line right LMAO
thank u for the video pookiebear, another banger yet again. keep your head up king
23:25 AIN'T NO WAYYY- Its just the angle tho guys seriously
Squeex is one of the mario players of all time.
watching squeex is like watching your 50 year old dad getting into video games for the first time
Loving the content lately. Baldy. Thank you so much
for always putting a smile on my face, it means a lot and I really appreciate you. Thanks for the giggles Bald Man.
24:38 didnt know you could sing that well
I watched all the VODs already
it's crazy how cocky Squeex was after losing about 14 matches of Smash Bros in a row
Ultimate Mario Squeexer
FOYLED AGAIN
“dude i’m actually gonna say something bad”
3:29 oh i love this downnn omg
Squeex got no business saying Ashton Kutcher like that 2:55
get FOYLED lol
Squeex you look great, you don’t look a day over 54!
Runs directly into a wall, "This is the worst game!"
Squeeze is the coolest
I will watch this stream over and over bro it was SO funny
lil bro went full ludwig for the intro lmao
i am very scared of this guy. He seems very dominant, masculine, and intimidating
Male-pattern baldness is the most common sign of masculinity! With how bad he's got it, I'd say he's the most masculine man of them all! 😊
Loved this video hahaha
2:46 Squeex pronounced Ashton Kutchers last name like its indian
Another Squeex classic
Squeex self imposed torture arc
Luddy leap
Wait, he's such a good singer tho
I’m just out here waiting for the “real” Mario gamer competition. Squeex, Alpharad, DougDoug, Ludwig. I want to know who wins. Mario Kart, Mario Party, A 2D Speedrun, A 3D Speedrun. Who comes out on top?
Hes so funny fr
Watching Squeex play ultimate is painful and I'm dreading it
LOOK AT THOSE GUNS DAMMMMM
Squeex getting big for us?
Squeex you've already disappointed your parents by not becoming a doctor. Don't' make it worse by doing your best Scamwig impression too
I love that my favourite Mario game SMS has been boiled down to just one crappy level 😊
Squeex why did you ghosted me on grinder ☹
Off topic - does anybody know the overlay he uses for the checklist?
Lost follicle 2c sector 2 row 5 lane 4 since last vid smh😢
You aint the best until you beat DougDoug's chat.
It's truly admirable that he can he spend hours of his life failing over and over again while being ridiculed. How does he keep going? Lol.
Ludwig type intro lol
The video should be retitled to, "The Green Koopa who believed he was the Mario King ✌"
Hello Squeex, since I am a viewer you technically work for me. You may refer to me as your boss. I am pleased to say that you no longer have weekends off. Looking forward to you clocking in tomorrow for some fun games!
He’s gotten a bit hamster like
Squeex is pretending like he's not a furry, "oh idk if I should wear my Mario hat, it has furry ears on it". BLUD SPECIFICALLY BOUGHT THAT HAT IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭
Also, not to be that guy, but are we just going to ignore the fact that Squeex named himself after the sound a mouse makes? 😳
Never seen squeex copy Ludwig so hard
Losing at 2mil gsp is impressive.
Bro I'm a grimy little smasher that was hard to watch
thank god the rat was in his hat otherwise he would have taken days finishing this
get Ludwiged
Hi Squeex hope all is well. recently became a viewer really been a fun adventure :)
Squeex was so babygirl in this video
Some of the absolute worst smash I’ve seen. Great video
Bro wants to be the Mario guy but can’t even beat randoms in smash
this is close to being a ludwig title
23:26
Never Forget
Thank you for showcasing your evil furry mode, Squnc
5 views? Lil bro fell off.
“Lil” bro AINTNOWAY
Unc will be hella pressed after reading this comment💀💀💀
More views than you have had on your channel in 6 years to be fair (this is a joke)
Never heard that before please be sure to repeat this every single video you watch I’m sure it’ll get funnier and funnier
You are incapable of having original thoughts.
thought this was going to be a video about Dan Gheesling???
squeex is so cool
no pachinko
Squeeze you gotta understand that running into a player with 3 shells does not mean they threw it behind them
20 games of smash with 0 wins is insane
FIRE VIDEO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
3:28
luna did not give him an apollo level AINTNOWAY actually evil to do to a guy who plays normal levels
20:41
13:04
he's like indian ludwing
The editor miss the scene when he green shelled himself :(
vivek is a little quirky at night