UFC Obesity/Blob Tier List (2024)

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  • čas přidán 18. 03. 2024
  • Ayy man listen.. today I deliver the UFC Blob Tier List/Obesity Tier List that everyones been asking for including obviously the goat Shamil Gaziev, Jairzinho Rozenstruik, Tai Tuivasa, Marcin Tybura, Jon Jones, Tom Aspinall, Derrick Lewis and many more. Let me know your thoughts on this incredible tier list down below and make sure to drop a like, subscribe and follow me on ig @bedtimemma
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Komentáře • 425

  • @jollyjhadist9648
    @jollyjhadist9648 Před 2 měsíci +143

    I'm high ASF but I was thinking about that stupid show good guy/bad guy with DC and chael and I think a hilarious CZcams version of that would be bedtime and Lucas Tracy lmao

    • @bedtimemma
      @bedtimemma  Před 2 měsíci +49

      Dude that’s like my dream podcast

    • @galmart3111
      @galmart3111 Před 2 měsíci +31

      perfect podcast to find out who to bet on and who not to bet on

    • @amath_
      @amath_ Před 2 měsíci

      whos good and whos bad

    • @jollyjhadist9648
      @jollyjhadist9648 Před 2 měsíci

      @@amath_ Lucas is obviously the "good" lmao

  • @Milfhunter135
    @Milfhunter135 Před 2 měsíci +744

    The biggest blobs are definitely MMA Joey and MMA Guru

    • @burntouttoast3438
      @burntouttoast3438 Před 2 měsíci +162

      Make that match on 300 for the BMI belt

    • @upliftmofo
      @upliftmofo Před 2 měsíci +17

      @@burntouttoast3438the only belt I wanna see!

    • @Milfhunter135
      @Milfhunter135 Před 2 měsíci +39

      @@burntouttoast3438 They’ll both be 300 pounds on 300

    • @burntouttoast3438
      @burntouttoast3438 Před 2 měsíci +52

      @@Milfhunter135
      The fight will end in double TKO via heart failure

    • @lucasleao1756
      @lucasleao1756 Před 2 měsíci +7

      MMA Joey the Blob Goat

  • @BizarreHD
    @BizarreHD Před 2 měsíci +239

    Chris barnett being 5 ft 8 missing weight at heavyweight is genuinely inspiring

  • @hans_du_plessis
    @hans_du_plessis Před 2 měsíci +375

    The Ortega "...I'm glad you asked." Always makes me laugh

    • @fxrdo
      @fxrdo Před 2 měsíci +14

      real😭😭

    • @Grimthrxx
      @Grimthrxx Před 2 měsíci +8

      I was just about to comment that

    • @burntouttoast3438
      @burntouttoast3438 Před 2 měsíci +52

      That's just the natural charisma of Brian "The Eagle" Ortegamedov

    • @jocoolshow
      @jocoolshow Před 2 měsíci +36

      Can’t forget the “Haha…”

    • @krato123
      @krato123 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Guru and this guy funniest mma creators

  • @TheBorz0
    @TheBorz0 Před 2 měsíci +219

    "I manifested this"
    - leftlane MMA

  • @astroamc
    @astroamc Před 2 měsíci +173

    Shamil vs Tai for the BMI belt

    • @Umar-gw6fy
      @Umar-gw6fy Před měsícem +3

      BMI belt 😂😂😂😂

  • @shamanlore8933
    @shamanlore8933 Před 2 měsíci +50

    “Chris Barnett waddled so Shamiel Gaziev could hobble”
    I haven’t audibly laughed out loud at something in a long time but that got me

  • @TheBorz0
    @TheBorz0 Před 2 měsíci +128

    Bro barnett is athletic af for a heavyweight while gassiev on the other hand is just pure lard.

    • @ElliotCarson
      @ElliotCarson Před 2 měsíci +20

      yeah but bro look at Chris Barnett 😭😭😭

    • @ql5481
      @ql5481 Před 2 měsíci +10

      ​@@ElliotCarsonat least I know Chris can do a handstand and run a lap or two😂

    • @LemonHead-sq5ws
      @LemonHead-sq5ws Před měsícem +1

      @@ElliotCarson yeah look at him for a second then you’re knocked out

  • @burntouttoast3438
    @burntouttoast3438 Před 2 měsíci +185

    Shameal Gasiev the B.L.O.B (Baddest Lad On the Block) GOAT. HE'S JIGGLY LIKE THOSE JAPANESE CHEESECAKES TRUST 💯💯💯💯💯

  • @Diegolikesducks
    @Diegolikesducks Před 2 měsíci +100

    Bro blob checked us

  • @astroamc
    @astroamc Před 2 měsíci +89

    So proud watching Bigi Boy beat the blob allegations.

  • @Wafi9k
    @Wafi9k Před 2 měsíci +73

    Chris Barnett is 5'8 missing weight at heavyweight

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon Před 2 měsíci +1

      And yet he is more skilled at actual martial arts than 80% of the UFC. Amazing to watch. If the UFC was smart and replaced Flyweight with a Super Heavyweight division that the fans would love, Barnett would be a star of that division.

    • @Wafi9k
      @Wafi9k Před 2 měsíci +22

      @@GengoSenmon yo chill with " more skilled than 80% of the ufc" shit, dude is 2_2 bottom of the barrel heavyweight 💀

    • @BizarreHD
      @BizarreHD Před 2 měsíci +4

      actually legendary shit tbh

    • @paulbryant8403
      @paulbryant8403 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Hes awesome tho

    • @morifan3128
      @morifan3128 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Didn't he miss weight because his wife literally died? Cut him some slack dude.

  • @whrlds
    @whrlds Před 2 měsíci +105

    Can we get a biggest soy builds in MMA tier list with people like barbarena and anthony "on paper" smith

    • @Grimthrxx
      @Grimthrxx Před 2 měsíci +19

      Sean Woodson 😂

    • @NC_MMA
      @NC_MMA Před 2 měsíci +28

      sean woodson doesnt even have a soy build he just looks like hes not from this earth 😂@@Grimthrxx

    • @cobefriend7797
      @cobefriend7797 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Dominik Cruz ranks B on the Soy tier.

    • @Grimthrxx
      @Grimthrxx Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@NC_MMA 😂

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon Před 2 měsíci +5

      So basically any fighter who only does jiu jitsu

  • @goby3807
    @goby3807 Před 2 měsíci +44

    This guy's one of the few MMA youtubers who's actually naturally funny without resorting to cringe 12 year old humor lmao

  • @JustinJohnson-vc1gr
    @JustinJohnson-vc1gr Před 2 měsíci +73

    We finally got it Bedtime crew.
    Being a blob is the best base for MMA. Shamil Gaziev title run coming in hot and ready.
    LIKE A LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA TRUST.

  • @anthimetardif9627
    @anthimetardif9627 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Crazy how the good heavyweights (Francis, Aspinall, Gane, Pavlovitch, Volkov, Stipe) often happen to not be fat blobs like 90% of hevayweights. Funny how that works.

    • @bedtimemma
      @bedtimemma  Před 2 měsíci +6

      Cain and DC were a bit blobby tho but damn true actually especially Stipe he was quite lean

  • @fxrdo
    @fxrdo Před 2 měsíci +28

    “chris barnett waddled so shamil gaziev could hobble” - Bedtimenomics 6:4

  • @jessechavez4820
    @jessechavez4820 Před 2 měsíci +14

    "Im glad you asked" has to be the funniest new quote ever

  • @juliomaluco69
    @juliomaluco69 Před 2 měsíci +34

    They just bulkin like a starving kid TRUST

  • @PercSlushy
    @PercSlushy Před 2 měsíci +16

    *jon aniks voice* and the man whom this tier list was built around Shamil "the blob" gaziev

  • @seanisnotjohn
    @seanisnotjohn Před 2 měsíci +19

    Gaziev is clearly on EPO

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon Před 2 měsíci +5

      In the powerlifting community there are tons of guys juiced to the gills who are built exactly like Gaziev

    • @biochemicks2709
      @biochemicks2709 Před měsícem +1

      @@GengoSenmon being juiced and ending up looking like Gaziev is hilarious lmao. Not even the fit fat vibe like Eddie Hall

  • @ElliotCarson
    @ElliotCarson Před 2 měsíci +18

    ‘what it do blobtime crew’ bedtime mma is not just the funniest mma youtuber, arguably the funniest youtuber about rn

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon Před 2 měsíci +2

      Blob time crew checking in today✅

  • @MexicanRocky
    @MexicanRocky Před 2 měsíci +15

    Glad I’m not the only one thinkin Jones been adopting that Wilson Fisk build. Bro really thought he mogged Aspinall.

  • @yoxbro
    @yoxbro Před 2 měsíci +53

    What it do Blob tier crew, Blob team stand up!!

  • @mcdonalchee
    @mcdonalchee Před 2 měsíci +3

    That spivak bit sent me into hysterics 🤣

  • @kooluscong2260
    @kooluscong2260 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Bedtime vs leftlane number 1 contenders fight for globulous blobulous belt

  • @CarterMinton
    @CarterMinton Před 2 měsíci +15

    Chris Barnett vs Shamil Gaziev:
    Battle of the blobs

  • @pingu6028
    @pingu6028 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Out of Camp Jamal Hill missing

    • @adagiostan1938
      @adagiostan1938 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Bro i didnt recognize him when i saw him in that ahort sparring with merab.

  • @neverlandgrounds1225
    @neverlandgrounds1225 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Not a heavyweight but Bryan Barberena was looking very bloby in his last fight

  • @Passer__
    @Passer__ Před 2 měsíci +70

    Bro got beat to it by leftlane MMA. Bedtime confirmed washed

    • @DCshandle
      @DCshandle Před 2 měsíci +14

      Left lane stole the idea

    • @one1nsanity
      @one1nsanity Před 2 měsíci +1

      Leftlane is british he can't beat anyone

    • @lostprophecy7593
      @lostprophecy7593 Před 2 měsíci

      @@one1nsanity he’s Aussie

    • @one1nsanity
      @one1nsanity Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@lostprophecy7593 he sounds british so I decided he is

    • @shugen6397
      @shugen6397 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Bedtime been hyping this up left lane stole it

  • @L8STORI8N
    @L8STORI8N Před 2 měsíci +5

    You forgot Jake Collier who is a goat all-time Blob imo, man used to fight at 185 he did the reverse Cannonier transition

  • @Salsporttalk
    @Salsporttalk Před 2 měsíci +4

    Lucas Tracy said that Rozenstruik isn’t fat he’s a density maxxer

  • @joaoalmas5127
    @joaoalmas5127 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Missed some blobs a bit disappointed: Jamal pogues, Jake collier, josh Parisian, Parker porter, Martin buday

  • @J_Stamps86
    @J_Stamps86 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Lucky that Augusto Sakai is no longer in the UFC. That guy was basically a violent lasagne.

  • @joeydstoenail
    @joeydstoenail Před 2 měsíci +5

    "He wobbled so he could hobble" lmaoooooo

  • @SuperSayajim
    @SuperSayajim Před 2 měsíci +2

    Where's my man Parker Porter? I literally sometimes dyslexically read his name as Porker Parter.

  • @Wafi9k
    @Wafi9k Před 2 měsíci +10

    Man it's ramadan here and evreytime I finish eating after a long day of fasting you upload a video

    • @ugene77
      @ugene77 Před 2 měsíci

      Turn to Christ before it's too late, he died for our sins my friend. I'm sorry I have to put it this way, but a man who both according to the Quran and historical evidence graped a child, conquered, enslaved and murdered with no remorse can't be God's messenger, surely you get that.

  • @Eric-sk9tz
    @Eric-sk9tz Před 2 měsíci +6

    Worst best strikers next, Kevin Holland and Darren Till for example (Till dropped Masvidal in like 10 sec and the hellbow on Rob was crazy)

  • @nielpeluso2201
    @nielpeluso2201 Před 2 měsíci +3

    No blagoy is a crazy robbery

  • @tannerschweng7956
    @tannerschweng7956 Před 2 měsíci +3

    BMI: Blob Mass Index

  • @Cam_urai
    @Cam_urai Před 2 měsíci +2

    Real ones remember when Stipe beta tested DC’s jiggle physics w those body shots

  • @jpscraps655
    @jpscraps655 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Where's Josh "The Plummer" Parisian

  • @kigrey3994
    @kigrey3994 Před 2 měsíci +2

    You gotta put Tai #1 dude’s last fight he literally looked straight off the couch after a month of binge eating

  • @philyoutuber7270
    @philyoutuber7270 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Derrick Lewis’ six pack looks like it’s made of clay

  • @donchi1234
    @donchi1234 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I appreciate that you still make videos even tho you are in camp for your first ever title shot

  • @seanisnotjohn
    @seanisnotjohn Před 2 měsíci +2

    That is the best description of de Lima I've ever heard 😂

  • @gruddin
    @gruddin Před 2 měsíci +2

    honorable mention for parker porter

  • @markduncanspencerjr.
    @markduncanspencerjr. Před 2 měsíci +2

    my phone got really fkn heavy when this video was playing now i can’t lift my phone off the ground, thank you bedtime!✌🏼

  • @WeinsVidya
    @WeinsVidya Před 2 měsíci

    Your Tom Aspinall impression is GOATED. I know you said that MMA Guru does it better but nah bro, yours is the best on CZcams.
    Also would love to see blob list per division e.g Alex Morono at welterweight

  • @FlyPsiche
    @FlyPsiche Před 2 měsíci

    mate your inpersonifications are on point

  • @evc2217
    @evc2217 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Rozenstruik was a lhw sized heavyweight who made the right choice of bulking up a good 10-15 since his debut

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon Před 2 měsíci +2

      Fedor and DC had high body fat with LHW/MW heights and both of them stomped most of their HW opponents.

  • @EYYSEE_
    @EYYSEE_ Před 2 měsíci

    the play on words for this video was insane lmfao
    great stuff bedtime

  • @aogly
    @aogly Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bouta eat while I’m watching this fr fr gonna be the blobtime crew leader here pretty soon

  • @Moonhowler89
    @Moonhowler89 Před měsícem +1

    "Let me know in the comments"?! broooo! " Weigh in with your opinion" was riiiight there!

  • @durfin955
    @durfin955 Před 2 měsíci +2

    You forgot Parker Porker

  • @ifgwelf
    @ifgwelf Před 2 měsíci +1

    Calling Jon Jones bulbous had me dead man you're funny asf. And saying Spivak smells like onions 🧅😭

  • @1xadavid
    @1xadavid Před 2 měsíci

    Bruh this tier list had me dying, one of bedtime’s funniest in a while

  • @georgivasilev8428
    @georgivasilev8428 Před 2 měsíci

    Quality content!

  • @baronvonhoughton
    @baronvonhoughton Před měsícem +1

    "De Lima has no muscle" - puts a picture up with the biggest traps and shoulders on the list.

  • @Jaydenwybenga
    @Jaydenwybenga Před 2 měsíci +1

    Good shout not including tafa out of fear, I watched Romero vs Adesanya at the Logan pub and him and his brother were there so it's a real tangible threat

    • @bedtimemma
      @bedtimemma  Před 2 měsíci +1

      Bro I literally was like handshake distance from the guy u will never catch me talking shit bruh 🤣🤣

  • @justhuman4746
    @justhuman4746 Před měsícem

    Gotta say this is the best video you ever made!

  • @garethedwards5719
    @garethedwards5719 Před 2 měsíci

    Bedtimes the goat, always giving us the mma content we really want

  • @kwopps
    @kwopps Před 2 měsíci +1

    shoutout mma joey for making the list 🔥

  • @sojhbelliss2402
    @sojhbelliss2402 Před měsícem +1

    The fact Parker Porter wasn’t on this list is a crime.

  • @lucastraub3594
    @lucastraub3594 Před 2 měsíci

    This might be your best video yet

  • @yeezusprice5526
    @yeezusprice5526 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Rozenstruik is full of water weight, Spivak is larger than him, Bigi Boy could be a 205er.. De Silva looks like a pure heavyweight even for a past 205er himself.
    Blaydes and Romanov are sorta the same in ways because they’re either weighing as the largest heavyweight in the division at 264-265 or they’re fighting at 235-240 in the smaller to mid range.
    Also Gaziev vs Rozenstruik was pretty much only made a main event to set up a bigger PPV undercard/ Fight Night main event caliber match up for Despaigne without it being too tough of a test for the Olympic bronze medalist.

  • @roryrubymace3749
    @roryrubymace3749 Před 2 měsíci +1

    You gotta make an obese tier list for ALL TIME UFC Fighters. Like Parker Porter, Roy Nelson, Tank Abbott, ECT...

  • @bobnormal5988
    @bobnormal5988 Před 2 měsíci +5

    CANT believe bedtimemma is BULLYING and STEALING from small channel leftlanemma smh 😔

  • @MMAforBreakfast
    @MMAforBreakfast Před 2 měsíci

    Bro this one was worth the wait what a legendary roast

  • @Yoshwayy
    @Yoshwayy Před 2 měsíci +1

    Blagoy Ivanov dodging this list is WILD

  • @neilvance2852
    @neilvance2852 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Bit wrong on romanov, mans only 6"2

  • @ElijahMMA
    @ElijahMMA Před 2 měsíci +14

    leftlane copying

    • @robertospada2624
      @robertospada2624 Před 2 měsíci +1

      He did the video first, what are you talking about

    • @adagiostan1938
      @adagiostan1938 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@robertospada2624bedtime posts teaters for his videos on ig before he makes them, neither of them copying just similar ideas probably. Tbf as well tai tuivasa and other fat heavyweights have been fighting so it makes sense.

    • @patheticworm
      @patheticworm Před 2 měsíci +2

      Leftlane got the idea from rigo. It says in his description. People take ideas from each other all the time

    • @krisf4969
      @krisf4969 Před 2 měsíci +1

      More competition gives us viewers more and better content, I approve of all good idea stealing/sharing!

  • @oomfmebonce
    @oomfmebonce Před 2 měsíci +1

    this video has permanently altered my vocabulary im abt to be using "blobulous" everywhere

  • @TheRichard70
    @TheRichard70 Před 2 měsíci

    Pretty good take boss! You could have thrown in Parker Porter vs Chris Barnett for the undisputed lard champion

  • @Sixsoul
    @Sixsoul Před 2 měsíci +4

    Bones certainly been tacking on mass lately 😂

  • @dr.p.withdgospel
    @dr.p.withdgospel Před 2 měsíci

    😅😅😅 I had to subscribe after all the roasting

  • @Isaac124_
    @Isaac124_ Před 2 měsíci

    12:04 😭 “aren’t u supposed to be in the ocean”

  • @mr.selfimprovement677
    @mr.selfimprovement677 Před 2 měsíci

    Might be the best tier list yet

  • @SEANSTRICKLAND.
    @SEANSTRICKLAND. Před 2 měsíci

    Been waiting years for this moment

  • @crispym1
    @crispym1 Před 2 měsíci

    Fire video

  • @Jod5nn
    @Jod5nn Před 2 měsíci +2

    jokes were on point tryna have a drink here but i couldn’t stop laughing 😂thats why bedtimes the GOAT
    also
    Ya know L-Leftlanes a dirtbag dude you know what you did

  • @Rawdog.Johnson
    @Rawdog.Johnson Před 2 měsíci +1

    Masvidal bouta come back and fight for the BMI with that new blob build

  • @eba0202
    @eba0202 Před 2 měsíci +1

    watching romanov get shredded for 1 fight and then show up to his next fight more blobby than before is an underrated funny mma moment 💀

  • @musayasin3838
    @musayasin3838 Před 2 měsíci

    This is one of the greatest videos ever

  • @juanmunoz518
    @juanmunoz518 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Blob checked tier list next

  • @michalereese4218
    @michalereese4218 Před 2 měsíci

    Greatest week in youtube history

  • @Slickgary007
    @Slickgary007 Před 2 měsíci

    De Lima looks like that episode of always sunny where frank comes out of the couch

  • @DCshandle
    @DCshandle Před 2 měsíci +2

    Left lane vs bedtime for 300 main event book it now🗣️

  • @brianmoon6333
    @brianmoon6333 Před 2 měsíci

    You should do a most one sided fights tier list

  • @hellfire3808
    @hellfire3808 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is a historical moment

  • @anthonybellemare2014
    @anthonybellemare2014 Před 2 měsíci

    The sneaky Gaziev beach joke bro 😂😂😂

  • @cellor1259
    @cellor1259 Před 2 měsíci

    I manifested this video TRUST

  • @lasse9553
    @lasse9553 Před měsícem +1

    just realized Bigi Boy and The Black Beast is almost the same person

  • @brendandrislane4560
    @brendandrislane4560 Před měsícem +1

    LOL "lots of jiggle physics" wtf!!!

  • @jvun8178
    @jvun8178 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Jorge is making a promising run for the blob tier list

  • @zzc787
    @zzc787 Před 2 měsíci +1

    gaziev gotta be the top tier blob in the ufc rn
    never met a ufc fighter have their mouth guard fall out from breathing that heavy and physically not being able to continue due to being that obese 💀💀

  • @taylorbroussard1745
    @taylorbroussard1745 Před 2 měsíci

    Still waitin for that UFC Predators tier list

  • @ryanparker584
    @ryanparker584 Před 2 měsíci

    @BedtimeMMA- you need to do a "tough out" tier list for guys that always put up a good fight but lose considering them a tough out

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That seems to be more a flukas glazy type list

    • @ryanparker584
      @ryanparker584 Před 2 měsíci

      @@kingt0295 yeah I told him in his chat but bedtime could beat him to it

  • @graag5388
    @graag5388 Před 2 měsíci

    it’s finally here 🙏

  • @Heydude4204
    @Heydude4204 Před 2 měsíci +1

    If that’s you in your profile pic, look cool af dude.