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What if podcasters were honest about the content they were making? Roger Horton investigates.
CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Male Podcaster: Michael Strauss
Woman Podcaster: Britt Migs
Writer: Cracked Staff
Pre-Production: Jordan Breeding
Producer: Gabrielle Williott
Director: Gabrielle Williott
Director of Photography: Mike Doyle
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound / Gaffer: Alan Kudan
Camera Assistant: Andrew DeNatale
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg
Audio Mixer: Bryan Batiste
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00:00 Intro
01:20 True Crime Podcasts
03:59 White Male Podcasts
06:17 How To Summon Roger
07:10 How to Listen To Yourself Speak
#podcast #truecrime #joerogan - Komedie
“If I were capable of dying, that's how I'd like to be remembered” That line killed it for me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
me too, i was like wait what? epic
@@ilenastarbreeze4978 This whole bit was epic.🤣🤣🤣
Roger is god, Roger cannot die.
@@GuitarsRockForever no.... roger is lucifer.
@@kght222 Roger is both. Roger is all.
"Because nothing pays more respect to someone memory than monetizing their death and turning it into a soundtrack to someone's gym workout" couldn't have said it better
i personally felt called out. i used to do elliptical while listening to tc.
Damn, even the Honest Ads are becoming self aware 💀
Please make this go viral and embarrass all the "true crime" and misinformation/conspiracy podcasters and video makers off of all social media platforms.
This, Roger, is truthfully perfection.
To do that, they'd have to be capable of embarrassment and aware that they are spreading misinformation. And if Fox News can't do it, how can a podcaster?
Someone should murder a true crime podcaster then start a podcast trying to solve their murder. Karma!!
Why are you specifically talking to Roger when a bunch of other people worked just as hard for a lot less glory to make this happen? This, _writers and techs and everybody else and also guy who plays Roger whose real name is Jack I think,_ is perfection.
Because Roger is the personification.
i'm sharing this video now to all my socials.
Interestingly, having my own opinions repeated back to me is the reason I watch these.
Don’t forget the number one rule of a true podcaster
Always, always, interrupt your guests
I've legitimately considered starting a podcast several times, but everything mentioned in this video is exactly why I haven't.
I also have given podcasting a thought but I don't want to listen to myself drone on about crap.
That, and the same reason I've never streamed or blogged or kept a journal or diary. I got nothing that I wanna say to the world.
@@DemonicAdj I kept a diary when I was deployed well kinda and then deleted it all after about 3 months.
too late, you just started a podcast.
I can't stand the sound of my voice for too long. Or anyone's voice for that matter. Give me that good old tinnitus life.
Roger is an immortal being of infinite wisdom
It's the blood of his victims 😂
Hear hear❗👏
Yup 😅😅😅😅
"But I dont know anything."
"Oh I believe you"
😂😂
Roger saying "if I were capable of dying (...)" is the most Roger thing that I've heard today.
Can't wait for people to show back up to this video in X years to "pay their respects" by noting the irony with a sad emoji to make it not seem gross and weird that they're amongst a bunch of other people doing the same thing
*Dunks on podcast sponsorships*
*Immediately jumps into actual sponsorship for the video*
That’s some peak irony folks.
I really found it to be a shit video as well...Talking about how you can appear smart and intelligent by listening to a podcast, but what is the point of this entire video? or channel for that matter.
I think that's more parody not a real product
@@jimgustafson2422 Raycon ear buds are a real product.
Well we still have to survive capitalism and atheist he chose a somewhat decent item.
Although wireless earbuds are terrible for the environment and have stupidly short life span in comparison to wired headphones
@liorsivan6853 but good luck using those, the new Horton phones don't have the jack.
Roger roasting the shit of true crime podcasts
1/64th Cherokee 😂😂😂
That line killed me! 😆😆😆😆😆
There needs to be a massive push to make sure roger stays with us as long as possible. Ya hear me cracked, more roger
We're on it
Eternal CGI deepfake Roger!
@@cracked perhaps he should have his own podcast
The podcast could be called: I'm Roger by the way.
Roger that.
I live in Pennsylvania, and his theory is absolutely correct. The dolphins are already in charge.
If the Dolphins were in charge, wouldn't they win the Super Bowl every year?
@@gregb6469That'd be too obvious. Plausible deniability.
@@DemonicAdj They are playing the long game...crafty bottle-nosed bastards.
Well I'm sold. I'm moving there now #AllHailOurDolphinOverlords
That's weird, when I claim dolphins subverted our nation to suck it's wealth dry and change it's genetics through control of entertainment and politicians, nothing happens. Nobody gets upset, my accounts aren't deleted, I'm not fired from my job.
But if I claim it's the Je- Account Suspended.
Gotta love Roger! The actor playing him is brilliant. These "if (fill in the blanks) were honest", are killer funny.
I think Roger and his colleagues in Honest Ads and in Cracked are underestimated.
"dog antidepressants and other abominable creations of capitalism" got me good
He really got to dissecting today's topic. Broke it down to a science
This was probably more educational than most podcasts
Godamn! How does Cracked always manage to get such attractive people infront of the camera?
I mean JUST LOOK AT ROGER!
I miss old cracked but Roger keeps me coming back anyway.
Roger is the B.M.O.C. of Roger Horton University!😅😅
Go Elephants! (in the room....Ohhh darn . ....)
@@McClane4Ever. Actually I didn't know Cracked were still the ones making these, but since they're here in the comments I guess they are. I thought they retired from comedy altogether to become a content aggregator and political thinkpiece site.
@@majoraslayer64
Yeah, it's just very "corporate" now. All of the original people left ages ago.
"Podcasts are essentially the modern man's mix-tape."
BRAVO! You guys out did yourself with the brilliant writing of this video!! 😩🤣👏🏾💙
Touché. Podcasts are for the people who don't care why it usually good. It's what drama you must have in order to make it happen.
Making up as we go along.😮😅
"But I don't know anything." "Oh I believe that."
I love the recognition that there are fantastic podcasts done by experts/professionals, but they sometimes get drowned out by the flood of garbage out there.
Yeah!😀 It's called misinformation. You know, blogging. Not all of them,but so many of them.
Damn pessimists!
Yeah!😀 It's called misinformation. You know, blogging. Not all of them,but so many of them.
Damn pessimists!
i think the term podcast is awful. some jagoff in their basement talking about stupid shit is a podcast, someone lecturing /educating /teaching a skill or acting as a live news aggregate i don't consider a podcast. wtf is a podcast anyway lol
I'm ready to start my own podcast and listen to myself talk for hours. Thanks for the pro-tips, Roger.
One of the best shows on CZcams, Roger is simply Awesome.
He's Roger by the way .... 🗣
Cracked finds a way to make me hate everything
sorry!
@@cracked It's a good thing, don't be sorry.
Same😂😂
"Are you caucasian?" "I'm part Jewish and 1/64th Cherokee" "That's a yes" 💀😂
The LOOK Roger gave her when she asked “Well why don’t people care about Black or POC” victims was hands down the best part about this video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
what makes me laugh is that the term "person of color " isn't racist. but COLORED PERSON IS lmfao
"Zombies are after Brains! Your podcast will have none of that." Roger Burns are 3x more powerful than a Normal Burn
But I don't know anything." Oh I believe that." Lmao this channel is gonna be awesome
Gonna use 'do roses have to have all those petals' in my daily life. Its up there for me with 'if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle'.
“You’re not supposed to know facts.”
Pretty much sums up all pod casts, most news channels, and the History channel (which should have quotes around it now).
I thought I'd be tired of waiting for the episodes - nope! Always fresh, juicy, and going there! What not to love?
Let's face it. Roger's not young so I believe he's had to take a break to recover.
ROGER IS ALWAYS RIGHT💯❤️ he's always so informative🤣
Nah, he's just giving us repackaged information from Wikipedia in a slightly different order to sound smart.
This is the best editing I've seen in a Roger ad, and it was even funnier than usual because of it! So great! 😂
Thank you, Roger hand selected the editor so that's probably why
And the two guest actors really sounded like podcasters.
I just realized Roger pulled off an advert and I didn't realize I have been rogered until the end
You're the first person I've ever heard talk about the fact that some people that make content just love to hear themselves or see themselves on a video I say it all the time but I've never heard anybody else address that. There's probably content makers that rub themselves in banana and peanut butter before they watch their own videos they have the dog lick it off
Looks like I’m returning that $750 worth of podcast equipment I just bought from Guitar Center. Thanks Roger.
The redhead is hypnotically beautiful.
But I don't know anything...I can believe that!!! Roger is absolutely hilarious 😆😆😆
I got into podcasts starting in 2006. This video hits close to home. 😂😂😂
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While funny, it is a bad idea to use joke URLs in videos because 10 years from now it'll be a scam site stealing people's identities or whatever hackers are doing in 10 years. Stealing your soul-hologram? Cloning you into an AI and using you for slave labor? Hypertheft?
The satirical ad at the end seemed so sincere! You've done it again cracked!
@@raumkrieger Is it sattire if they are actually including a sponsored link? Think real hard...
@@akkmedia6578 Whoosh
@@akkmedia6578 even satirists need to get paid
Do roses have to have all those petals?"
I like that...
I do not know why.
"You'd be surprised how often that comparison comes up, but it's not really accurate because zombies are after brains". LMAO!
🔥
"1/64th Cherokee" 😂. I've spent all of my 58 years living in Oklahoma. If I had a dime for every time I've heard someone claim to be 1/16, 1/32, or 1/64 Cherokee, I could afford to live in a less back-asswards state.
I'd sooner get unnecessary dental work than start my own podcast.
Roger is a fricking genius. I love it when these come up. I learn while I try not to laugh too loud! Thank you for doing them, they are _much_ appreciated.
Absolutely pumped for this channel!
Wow! These characters figured out how to get rid of Roger before he did his patented..."I have already made your life bad, but I'm about to make it worse" moment. As it turns out, he's secretly an introvert, and his super weakness is inclusion.
We have you now Mr. Horton... I must go quickly to goMommy, and spread the news!
Rodger is my MAN! He never fails to nail every little detail behind the scenes. And the blatant ignorance of everyone who falls for the bs. So raw and freaking hilarious! 😂😅
"But I don't know anything. Oh I believe that". - Got me rolling
Waiting for new Roger Horton videos are the only reason why I’m still subscribed to this channel.
I knew it; Roger is immortal.
Roger is the homie, I’d love to start a podcast with him. 😅
What kind of pup is the thumbnail. Beautiful pup...
Did Roger just accidentally announce that he's immortal? Explains how he's had his hands in every scam known to man.
Yeah, sure, he "accidentally" dropped the word that he'll be rogering us, our offspring, our offspring's offspring and every generation after that.... "accidentally" letting us know that there's no escape and no hope left. HortonEverythingCorp's latest product is all of humanity ever, marketed to Roger as Roger's fun little chew toy, and that's how it's meant to be.
This almost has me wanting to start a podcast.
And no one wanting to listen.
@@Plethorality the most deranged podcasts that a reasonable person would think no one would listen to usually are the most succesful. A small, deranged podcast can very easily develop a small cult-like following that spreads it like wildfire. Of course, others join the following to marvel at the cookiness of it, and then bam, you have a viral podcast.
You also described social media, celebrities, class clown, and basically anyone that likes attention.
"You're over 30, right?
Yea
You're Caucasian, right?
Yea, Jewish, 1/64 Cherokee.A
*stick hand up*...that's a 'yes.'" I'm over here crying 😂 😂 😂
“Zombies are after brains… your podcast will have none of that “ 😂
Obituary fanfics... I f****** love it
Thank you once again. You are GOOD! Many don't see the True point you are trying to make that can actually Help them.
Wow another amazing Roger episode best part of Cracked
This should be a podcast.
It's funny, my three favorite podcasts are from Cracked alum. Small Beans (particularly Like Razorblade Pie), Some More News, and Behind the Bastards 🤣 I actually gave up on the Cracked podcast not too long after Jack left.
Check out the daily zeitgeist did you haven't looked into it yet
I love Some More News, granted sometimes it's tough to face reality but on good days it's a treat.
I liked Alex Schmidt's run his current podcast is pretty dang swell
Yes… don’t forget to check out Alex Schmidt’s Secretly Incredibly Fascinating podcast if you like the others
Also check out Quick Question With Soren and Daniel if - like me - you miss hearing those two dudes chat. It's basically the podcast mocked in this video except you know the hosts are already great and funny.
“1/64th Cherokee?”
Lol. I've spent all of my 58 years living in Oklahoma. If I had a dime for every time I've heard someone claim to be 1/16, 1/32, or 1/64 Cherokee, I could afford to live in a less back-asswards state.
@@Boogiebear-1965 it was said on the video. The Cherokee Nation has no blood quantum laws and both the United Keetowah Band and the Eastern Band are loose compared to other Indian tribes, but you will get someone who’s “great grandma was a Cherokee princess” which is usually cover for black heritage when that sort of thing was looked down upon.
About 7 generations from one.
There are exactly two podcasts I like. Both are just people I already liked talking about things that interest them. Distractible and Safety Third.
Yeahhh Safety Third is awesome lol
You forgot one requirement: you must be young and attractive.
I dunno.... Joe rogan is in his 50s
@@Joe_Dirt82 he started at a time when it was not popular. Today the industry is totally different.
To FluorescentTan: How young? When I shower and shave, I look like an underage minor. Would that be *too* young-looking, by any chance?
To Pratham: Any insight on why podcasts are more tightly gatekept against people Rogan's age nowadays?
But you cant see them in a podcast
@@globox1998 True
Spot on, all of this, as usual Mr. Roger! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
As podcaster I’m offended
And?
Lmao
Talk about it on your podcast
Great Roger video, as always, and great job, Michael!
Wow loads of home truths, Roger always hits the nail on the head 😂
Our old friend Roger is back with another banger!! 😂🎉😂 Honest Ads are the best!! #GoingStartAPodcastNOW!! #ImLate ,😂
These videos are pure perfection, wisdom and hilarious.
Love Roger. Thanks Cracked!
HAHAHAHA, when he hit him with that, "1/64th Cherokee", PURE HILARITY! Caucasians used to tell me with fraction of Native American they were all the time when I was growing up.
Always love it!
Thanks Roger. Wonderful video.
There's some good blogs out there and this is one of them 🎉🎉
Where do I go to hear more about these evil dolphins?
SeaWorld, they knew what was really up and were actually protecting us.
This is fantastic 🤩
As a fellow aspiring podcaster thanks for the advice, my first few episodes were kind of aimless but now I have direction
I was only thinking the other day about the fact that we have well and truly reached peak podcast. Glad to see we are on the same page.
Okay that Ad read was brilliant.
I love how the editing of this video also looks/sounds a bit like a podcast lol
I love Jack Hunter as Roger. Jack I hope you know you will live on in millions of peopls minds as Roger!
all fun and game till next video is called "If earbuds were honest "
so can we take this as a permission from Roger to make a podcast on him after he passes?
yes i am assuming he is gonna be famous even after idk how many years
Did you not listen? He's not capable of dying. Lmao😂
@@docphibz739 podcast too never die, at this point it is a competition and who last longer.
And after all these videos, it would be a "sudden and mysterious disappearance" that the richest companies out there would like to stand behind. :)
@@shimsokshim2995 ah such a big mystery who could have been......
maybe the housing market, big pharma, wine producers, tv stations..... list keep going for long
Currently the most honest and accurate video on CZcams.
Wow he broke that down perfectly. Go, Roger.
Loved this
I love all these
Said it b4. Gonna say it again. Love Roger
Your awesome Roger. Love the vids
roger is back, lets go!!
You know that feeling you get when you look at someone and it’s like you’ve known them all your life? That’s Roger, we know what he will say but we can’t help but be happy and excited 😊
OH NO! You did one about PODCASTS!? LOL I love podcasts. Honest Ads IS ONE OF THE GREATEST online comedy factual shows. It's amazing how much we place importance on,
is pointless or something we don't need.
This is very definition of great social commentary through comedic writing and acting.
David
Love the audio engineering on this one! Sounds just like a pod!
Are there blooper reels??? What about an actual interview with Horton to get to know the gem of a man behind the gem of a character??? I can't get enough of this man.
Stayed for the ending advertisement. Wasn't disappointed.
This hits so close to home especially on the white male podcast and interview shows I almost got goose bumps. Good work Cracked!
Absolutely amazing 💖💖💖