Walmart's Return Policy Is Absolutely Insane. Tim Homayoon - Full Special
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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
- Walmart's return policy is absolutely insane, or at least the stories Tim Homayoon tells about his experience with Walmarts return policies are. In This full Dry Bar Comedy special from Tim Homayoon, Tim breaks down everything from Walmart Returns, stealing stuff and growing up in a house full of brothers. Whether you're someone who likes to take advantage of Walmart returns, or you're just someone who likes to laugh, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Tim Homayoon is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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E = "Enough to get home" I remember those days.
Had a friend once that had several small gift cards but he wanted 2 larger gift cards for his kids. Walmart would not let him buy gift cards with the gifts cards. So he went shopping for enough stuff to use up the gift cards, walked straight to customer service where re returned everything. When they asked how he wanted to get paid - two gift cards please............
I'm currently a cashier at Walmart and that transaction could potentially work if it were Walmart shop cards to Walmart shop cards, but if they were like the visa prepaid cards it will not run. Technically we're not even supposed to do more than one of the high value gift cards at the register (high risk of fraud), we have to send that customer to the service desk anyway. Then with the prepaid cards you can't pay for the activation fee with the shop cards either.
EDIT: An update, you literally can not buy gift cards with other gift cards. I had a couple people attempt to use walmart cards for steam cards and it just declines the sale. so the way to do it is to just use the smaller gift cards and either return it for gift cards, or just get a different couple of cards
@@tomuchcamoflauge I have no idea on the cards or if he made multiple trips thru the lines. Plus he might have added some cash to the total deal. His goal was to change out cards he did not plan to use to give larger cards to his daughters.
Here is the loop hole...save all of the receipts you paid by debit card or cash. If you return something you can't get cash back for, take the store credit, go re purchase items that you have cash/debit receipts for and return the newly purchased items, with the cash receipt to get the cash back. Then do as you please with your money.
modern problems require modern solutions 👏
Stopped by for the walmart joke, stayed for the show. Lot of funny stuff but the LOL moment when you said "my mother..is a hostage". I wasn't ready for that!
Thanks I appreciate it!
Thanks to everyone for watching and commenting. I appreciate everyone who gets that these are jokes. I'm on most social media sites like Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and even MySpace since I never deleted it. Just put in Tim Homayoon. All the best to you all.
P. S. This Special was taped awhile ago so I know the Dollar Stores are no longer just Dollar Stores anymore.
You should put down the mic and work at a dollar store.
@@grumpyoldguy584
Says the pot to the kettle.
HAHAHAHAHA... 😂
OMGosh!! 🤣 🤣
ROFLING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!
Great way to start my Friday morning.
I live in iran so it’s nice to see half-persian comedians like you out there
Can I have your number? Just kidding! Loved the content! And I'm not even an Ex Boy Scout!
@@parmidasarchami6449 Thank you!
He's like a calmer Bill Burr. 😄
LMFAO for the last 15 minutes I've been listening to a 52:00 'ad' that was actually just some dudes comedy special trying hard to figure out the Bill Burr comparison before I looked up and noticed the 'skip ad' button
So happy these are coming out more frequently; I watch every night now!
Yep, it is great :)
I now go looking for new dry bar comedy every day now!😂👍🏻🤣💕😎
As a housekeeper at a hotel some hilarious theft that happened was universal remotes, alarm clocks, but once only once someone took the cord from the TV to the cable box.
Has anyone ever stole the Bible? That’s something that you’re like do I and then you’re like nope definitely end up and a fire climate. Lol
@@LoudLilDucky not really, but always check the bible for tips, you'll find Jesus or you'll find $
"Instead of getting spanked, we got sedated." 🤣
Thanks for watching!
@@TIMHOMAYOON You're most welcome. ☺️ My late father is Middle Eastern, too, and growing up with him provided plenty of material for funny stories. 😄
Funny!!! And the lucky charms marshmallow story really got me...I used to take the mini marshmallows and put em on toothpicks. My younger sis and I would give our Barbies a camp out and roast the marshmallows over a candle!! 😊
Thank you and I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who roasted those marshmallows!
@@TIMHOMAYOON no way! I never thought to toast those but now I want to!
@@beckykay9178 Definitely worth a try
Short of a death in the family Dry Bar has *always* been able to make me smile if not outright laugh even under the worst circumstances.
Thank you Dry Bar for helping preserve my sanity and sense of humor for over 3yrs❣️
Homayoon! I knew a Homayoon. Nicest guy I’ve ever met. He was from Iran. Early eighties.
First time seeing Tim. He’s laugh out loud funny!!!🤣🤣🤣
Thanks so much Pedro!
@@TIMHOMAYOON you’re welcome Tim, you had me rolling!!! I hope to see more of your comedy soon! Blessings!🙏🏻🤣🤣🤣
Dry bar jokes are no joke. Hard!
I love DRYBAR, so I'm always checking for something new. It's been a month or more, this was worth the wait. With my windows open, my neighbors must have wondered what was going on over. I was laughing LOUDLY.
Thanks for all the nice comments. I appreciate it!
Very good. Takes a lot to remember everything and put all that content together
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I'm pretty sure they practice
That being said, he's hilarious
@@robertlodge5297 Thanks Robert!
Of course they practice, but its still impressive.
The Midol watch, GOLD !!
Never seen this guy before. He was fresh and original! Like a bunch!!
Thank you. Means a lot!
I saw a pregnancy test at the dollar store so I opened the box and inside was a piece of string. The instructions said to put the string around your stomach and if you can't touch the ends together the test is positive.
Lmfaooo
*wheeze*
😂😂😂
Perfect gag gift!
@@TheBBCat a
I love it when comedians use the mic stand as a prop. This by far, is the best Mic stand prop gag ever!
Edit: 3:45
I saw your comment before this bit came up and thank you for making sure I didn't overlook it.
You're right it was by far one of the funniest and clever ways to use a mic stand and by far thee funniest I've seen in about 5yrs at least.
@@kitsunelee007 cheers Fox Lee
This one is a full pack of fresh jokes, I laughed nonstop, even at the parts when the audience was so silence somehow. 🤣 The electric bike (me and ex hubby got an inside joke almost similar to it, I am a chubby gal, LoL), dad's twin and free stuff PMS watch/yarmulke, the whole umbilical cord hummer stroller joke 🤣, kids STD (yes, the cooties), the bumper car (that'd be great!), suicide bomber group hug, follicle fairy, oh man, too many to count! Thank you Dry Bar and Tim Homayoon (I had a distant great uncle named Dr.Humayyun, LoL), I have a great afternoon because of you guys! 🍻❤
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thats too funny no time out , but fade out
Thank you!
The joke about filling a kid’s room with appliances but not giving them electricity reminded me of a very creative disciplinary measure for teens: don’t take away their devices (cell phone, tablet or laptop). Take away the charger cables and watch them squirm as the battery percentage goes down. I know of several parents who do this. Works a treat with devices nowadays barely lasting one day before needing a charge.
"My father is Iranian, my mother is the hostage" 😆
If your joking that's hysterical. If your serious, YIKES. God Bless your happy home.
So wrong but funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙
But I like his neuyak accent regardless.
Thanks for getting the joke. A lot of people get offended nowadays at that line
@@TIMHOMAYOON Those of us that remember the Iranian hostage crisis & the suicide bombings still feel it. Millennials on up haven't got a clue.
This guy is giving me serious Don Rickles vibes
Don was amazing so I appreciate it!
You're right! Including the physical comedy!
He’s got sone great jokes! Solid! Nice surprise.
Thanks Justin. I appreciate it!
Guy's hilarious... I'd be afraid to have him over... I'd be missing shower curtain rings, towels, pillows... And tvs ✌️🤣 lol
Thanks!
@@TIMHOMAYOON It's a talent though, the way it just rolls one right after another Tim. Nice!
@@StephFrandsen I appreciate it!
Hilarious that even the commercials are walmart ..lol
Light bulbs man, you gota take the light bulbs.
“The price says you’re pregnant before you open it.” 👍
I just got the comment about wife being a hostage. It caught me off guard because my father collected wives from other countries and they were treated worse than the livestock!!
And I kinda sorta helped his hostages escape!!
Thankfully you helped. I think that is the right things. Sorry for your past, hope you overcome the bad things from the past. God bless you
My favorite NYC accent 😁... your road rage joke "pre-finger" 🤣🤣🤣. Good stuff!
Thank you. I appreciate it!
Lucky Charms without marshmallows is ….. kitty litter! 😂
Thanks Mary!
Absolutely HILARIOUS! I cracked up at everything! Love this guy!!!
Thank you so much Valerie!
He's HILARIOUS!!! I'd love to see more of him! So clever and different! GREAT pick!!!
Thanks so much. I appreciate it.
@@TIMHOMAYOON Keep trying.
You, sir, are an absolutely HILARIOUS Human Homayoon! Following!
Thank you so much! I appreciate it
Just watched your video and you are absolutely awesome my friend. You had us in stitches the entire half an hour.
Thanks so much James!
Dollar Tree is now Dollar & more store
$1.25 where I'm at
$ 1.25 Store.
And they still under pay there employees
@@JohnLeePedimore Pound+ now?
In Quebec it's called Dollarama or dollar et plus lol Dollarama has stuff from 1.25$ - 4.25$..dollar et plus 1.25$ - 99.00$ lol
My second time watching this! Cracked up!!!!!😅😅😅😅
Thanks again Valerie!
@@TIMHOMAYOON do you have other videos??
@@valerieannshort7109 Mostly just on my social media pages. Just put in Tim Homayoon. Thanks
@@TIMHOMAYOON ok thanks Tim!
Very funny guy ! Great comic !
Thanks Eric! I appreciate it
That bumper car idea sounds great.
In NY, the CABs honk before the light turns green to make sure you are in drive and have you foot close to the gas.
Brad Stine had a very similar bumper cars joke. Still effective 15 years later.
Thanks! It won't let me do an odd amount🥺. this low amount is not a reflection of your comedy but a reflection of my status. 👍
Thank you. I appreciate it!
The home pregnancy tests from the dollar store are the exact same thing you get from the doctors office.
We got the "flip-you-off-before-they-cut-you-offers" here in Texas, too!
Always love performing in Texas. Great crowds!
I’ve had it happen to me. I think they are flipping us off because of the inconvenience of having to cut us off.
Wow the empty toilet paper rolls had me laughing so hard
Thanks I appreciate it!
My son started doing his own laundry at the age of nine. When he first saw the do not eat tide pod warning, he was so shocked and thought it was stupid. His logic was that the only people who would eat them are babies who can’t read or kids can’t read so the warning is no good and anyone who can read shouldn’t need to be warned not to eat them 😂😂makes sense to me😂
It's scary what the trends on social media that young generations are following. Glad your son was smart enough to know how bad they are
PMS watch…..in stitches.
Thanks!
Tim, if you’re reading comments; you are SOOOO FUNNY you had me giggling through making breakfast and thank you for that! Every day should start with a laugh! ❤️😎😂👍🏻
Edit to replace a misspelled word.🤦♀️
It’s funny because I listened to Tim before bed. I was feeling stressed and he had me laughing.
Thank you so much Molly!
@@EndTimesCollapse Thanks I appreciate it!
Ohan I loved your show dude!! Made me laugh busting a gut over here !! Cheers Tim.
Thank you I appreciate it
Fresh material. Nice.
Thank you! I appreciate it.
Just went to see comedian Tim Homayoon on the the Carnival Dream. He was very funny and entertaining to watch.
Thank you so much. The crowd on the Dream was amazing!
U are so funny enjoyed watching this 😂🤣
Thank you so much Shelbie!
Love the material & love the gif card ideas!!!
Thanks Kitty!
Thanks!
Thank you!
i have a good idea about buying gift cards. Make sure to keep in mind what store or restaurant you are buying from in terms of pricing of the store or restaurant, and the money you put on the card. What I mean by this is if you buy a gift card for someone, put an amount of money on the card that allows the person to use the card atleast a couple of times, instead of being a cheapskate and putting enough on the card for the person to use it once, or not even once without them having to supplement the card balance with their own cash. Doing that is just messed up. Also make sure its to a place the person actually likes, regardless of how you feel about the place. Proper gift giving is where one person gives another person a gift that the person recieving the gift genuinely will most likely enjoy, regardless of how the giver feels about the item given, or the place a gift card was bought from. I'm speaking from personal experience of being on the receiving end of poor gift giving.
I definitely agree. Sometimes I'll buy gift cards in bulk to save a little money as well.
Had fun watching live at JR's in Valencia
Thanks I appreciate it!
This jokes are awesome!!!
Thanks Richard!
The show put him up at the Marriott Hotel, really? Impressed
I lived in Naples Italy for three years,we don't know road rage. It's impossible to get over 30mph and when there's a accident they have a fist fight and go on there way.
Back in the day hotels would have there name on their towels.
The laugh for the PMS watch joke at 11:48 LoL! The laugh is at 11:56.
TIM!...Great set!
Thank you! I appreciate it
Fun fact about the pregnancy test bit at the beginning - ALL pregnancy tests sold MUST meet certain requirements that include accuracy, so yes, you can get a home pregnancy test from the dollar store and it will work just as well as something you bought at the drug store or anywhere else.
The more you know!
This was a funny joke, I'm not being that stuck-up jerk who's all like "this joke is inaccurate blah blah blah" but I just can't help sharing a bit of trivia as well ;)
I wish people could still see downvotes
If my father would have thought about that peddle bike, he would have used it on my brother. Lol. RIP Daddy. Lucky Charms--very funny
Thank you I appreciate it!
Found him hilarious up until 10:11
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Only joking haha 🤣 guy is hilarious. Been in want of some genuine laugh out loud stand-up!
Cheers Tim and DB.
Thank you!
He is good and good timing and has a good flow
Thank you. I appreciate it
Loved it! Very funny! 💗
Thanks I appreciate it Susan!
Lol great stand up😄😁😆
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Great show!
Lol couldn't figure out how to give you an odd amount!🤣
Thank you. I appreciate it!
A Macy's gift card in the drink 😂
Thanks Mackenzie!
You buy a gift card with their gift card🤣
Thank you for watching all the way to the end! I appreciate it
He reminds me a bit of Tom Cotter and Sebastian Maniscalco
Hilarious!
Thanks!
He was really good 🔥🔥
Thanks I appreciate it!
Oh hey it's that ex-boyscout comedian
Love the gift card 😂! Funny guy ❤
Thank you!
You're very funny We enjoyed your shows - from blue-haired Nicky and his family.
Thank you Nicky!
Omgoodness I just a picture to Daddy day before yesterday of one of my silver hairs that fell out. 😂 And I am not just old; I am REALLY OLD. Per my daughter… 🤦♀️🤣❤️ I’ll take being old. Can’t change it! Embrace it! 👍🏻😎💕❤️
Wow! This guy is hysterical!🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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@@TIMHOMAYOON are you on tour? I am in Utah, but haven't hadn't had the opportunity to go to dry bar, although I watch the content regularly. Are you on social media? I am not the "typical " Utahn, but I loved your set! I'm going to try and support you, I don't have money but I can watch and share! You should be a super star!!😁🤗👍🏼
We should all tip this guy he sounds like he’s been doing time in an office and that doesn’t even sound right.
Spanking? Don't threaten me with a good time! 😉
I had an actual panic attack when I had to get gas yesterday.
I go by the miles to empty,
I know that once my low fuel starts dinging at me,
I need my calculator to figure out how much gas I need to get home!
I'm not saying I am a bit po' at the moment and with the evils in charge I eat 1 meal a day and hunt for quarters to do a load of clothes!
I just give up to God and Praise Jesus for loving me!
I wish great things to happen for you, take care💖
@@steffensgary Its one thing to snark at an organized religion follower, but being that disgusting towards someone suffering with food insecurity is grotesque. Im Agnostic, but you just made me hope there is a spot in Hell for you..... Way to go. Dont go choking on that extra meal.
@@steffensgary How dare you even say ANYTHING to ANYONE lookin like you hiss at the light anytime Mommy opens the door to your basement dwelling. Stop lyin too. You know dang well you already eat extra meals everydamnday. Wouldn't be surprised if you throw tantrums when Mommy doesn't bring down your 4th bowl of Chef Boyardee quick enough
You're not the only one I do the same thing. And the Lord has been there for me many times.
@@steffensgary Take a look back at your needlessly cruel reply to Diane. Someone who is "doing just fine," as you claim that you are, wouldn't have written such a terribly cruel, snarky comment to a person who is struggling and only able to have one meal a day. Diane is actually doing much better than you are, even with only one meal a day.
good stuff lol
Thanks!
Thanks
Thank you!
🤣🤣🤣 Vey funny
I have a huawei, sorry cannot tip
Brilliant show
No problem. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Great Job, LMAOROTF
Much Love Bud...
Thank you Big Al!
Is a game 😂🤣😂🤣
This deserved more laughs😂
Thanks Samuel!
Walmart use to have a no electronics return without receipt. I had a non opened Playstation that I received from my mom after my gf had given me one. Legit Walmart return, they wouldn't give me cash, gift card only. So I took the gift card and purchased enough random junk to cover the amount, then walked over to the return counter and said I would like my money back, I now have a receipt. I thought the managers head would explode, good times.
Very smart idea
This guy funny!
Thank you!
I always fill up, and always at Costco, unless I am traveling. I never buy food at gas stations or popcorn at movies. I guess that would make me a mythological creature 😂
Smart. My wife also has the Costco credit card so she gets cash back whenever she buys gas there
@@TIMHOMAYOONNot to mention the gas is much cheaper, especially on premium😂. In this economy, I am not going to turn down an opportunity to save ten dollars to fill up a tank 😂
@@qww760 $10 buys you a lot at Costco
🤣😂 loved it
Thank you!
Top quality
Thanks Matt!
I get so embarrassed when hubby take from the cart lmfaooo even if we are still checked in for a couple days 😫
Hair 822 😂😂😂 dudes funny 🙌🏼
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@@TIMHOMAYOON :) made my morning
saw this man on the carnival elation. What a Top G
Thanks Ethan!
Great stuff he’s funny first 4 mins in!!
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Wish I could have done a custom amount
Thank you!
Ex Boy scouts love this guy. 😂
We have meet up groups 😂
Amazing
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Just saw this Adonis of a man, live on a Carnival Cruise. To those who leave hate comments are clearly showing your jealousy of this stud muffin of a man. Great job Mit.
Hysterical! Thanks Robert