his parachute didn't work while skydiving
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- čas přidán 2. 08. 2022
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He literally just went:
"That's mildly inconvenient"
The adrenaline is probably slowing the pain but in a few hours or days that's gonna hurt like hell
@@deadzonee6438 yeah, probably.
@@deadzonee6438 💯🙌
"It pretty much, couldnt have gone any worse"
Weeeeeeeell, i can think of at least 1 way it couldve gone worse...
yeah, he could have died on impact or even obtain enough injuries that he survived long enough so that help wouldn't arrive and instead die of a slow painful death
Bro
i know what is more worst no things with him
I could think of 13...
@@ross-km7fz Death, breaking legs, organ rupturing from impact, and even his leg bone puncturing his stomach.
"That couldn't have gotten any worse"
A random Coyote nearby: let me introduce myself
Lol
Why would a coyote make it worse I'm confused
A coyote wouldn't do anything but run away lol
Just to make sure, we're talking road runner/coyote here, right?
Even a pack of 4 wouldnt bother a grown adult. Unless theyre starving, but even then they are weaker than a regular fed dog.
"He was excited to skydive on Friday the 13th"
Jason: I'm going to end this man's whole career
😂😂😂
Fort the same thing
Lol fr lmao 💀💀💀
Dude Friday the 13th is my lucky day...
@@wotcrofrumz2393 sheeeesh
Bro remembered he had a potion of slow falling in his stash.
He had a shulker spawn egg
@@x1h122 Mid-air??
@@TheUnderscore_ bro used barrier blocks 💀
@@x1h122 nah nah, bro used structure_void blocks, if he had barrier blocks then he would've built something to break his fall, but structure_void blocks don't have hitboxes
💀
him at the start of the skydiving: *"WHERES MY TOTEM,I HAD ONE IN HERE"*
"OH NO you've used it already"
🤓
@@InstagramUser2 🤓🤓🤓
Elisabeth stole it 👀
@@flufypigeon 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
“Couldn’t have gone any worse”
In an alternate universe: *forgets his parachute after he jumps*
The next short i watched talked about how someone did that in 1988
"That couldn't have gone any worse"
Said the man who fell from the sky, walking away on the very soft sand.
*"Remember son dying is gay"*
*"Yes father"*
Whelp, guess I’ll die
@@joeyw.8177 ok gay human being
@@joeyw.8177 💀
@@LliamMoore human beans
@@LliamMoore human centipede
“He was skydiving on Friday the 13th”
No wonder why his parachute broke
Bro I was looking for this exact comment.
Lol i thought no one commented that and then when i finished ny comment about bad lucki found this lol
Jason found his parachute and put dirt in it 💀
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
@@seichosenchi12 im gonna put some dirt in your eye
*"And u wont believe want happened to him"*
Me: he drank redbull?
bro, you ARE THE FUNNIEST COMMENT IN THIS COMMENT SECTION
@@johanneseloff6219 Lol
_Redbull gives you wings_
My man single handedly disproved the "If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out' meme.
Fun Fact: It was later found that his parachute were sabotaged by Jason.
Amazing
Jason, how could you
Who's jason
@@beltog jason deez nuts you are
@@beltog Jason Voorhees is a character from the Friday the 13th series.
"That couldn't have gone any worse."
Is literally unharmed.
I was looking for someone to say this
Right Imao, couldnt have? How about if you hit the ground harder lol
He meant everything failed and nothing else could have made it worse in that situation in terms of parachute failure
Couldnt have gone any better. Lets be honest he did almost die, probably messed up his words.
@@Unstrict I mean, his parachute literally didn’t deploy. Perhaps if it did then it would have gone better?
Skydiving on Friday the 13th
Bad luck came to him pretty quickly 💀
That was my birthday on 2022 😭
"He remembered the emergency skydiving procedures"
Really? Damn I just ignore that shit and jump out-
under pressure some people freeze and suddenly forget to react the way they were taught their whole lives. Its not uncommon lol
My man took a glimpse at it, and while on the most pressured moment of his life he just happened to remember the one look he took before free falling. Thats not luck, thats pure memory
"couldn't have gone any worse" *dies*
Line
Bro must have lagged
“That couldn’t have gone any worse.”
The still somehow breathing man spoke.
So yes could have gone much worse so much for being thankful
I just thought he was being humorous to light up the tension
Right? And those circumstances, that couldn't have went any better..
"He was sky diving when his parachute broke. You won't believe what happened next"
Me: *he fucking died*
On Friday the 13th!!!
This dude had angels literally! 🙏
“He was skydiving on Friday the 13th”
☂️
💀
LOOOL when he said that I came straight to the comments
@@Justice69734 same 😂
@@Justice69734 I didn't get it whay
@@Justice69734 Same
@@literallyepicc Friday the 13th is known as a bad luck day
"very soft sand"
also him landing on HARD rocks
@@InstagramUser2 u don’t even have any videos💀
@@InstagramUser2 Ok that's cool and all but.....
Did I ask?
how has my comment turned into a kindergarden fight
@@TobyBigT didn't ask tho
@@LegendaryITA Bro it doesn't matter
“On Friday the 14th”
My dude was warned. He should’ve known.💀
Yo- your video isn’t a loop for the first time ever…. I’m in awe
This guy was like:
"Oh no, its broken"
"Anyways"
He looks like the guy from the meme too lol
*Our table!*
It was broken because he broke it. That was his first mistake (and could easily have been his last if he was less lucky).
"On friday the 13th"
Makes sense something would go wrong.
Are you making FUN of me I was born on a FRIDAY the 13TH my heart did stop breathing when h was born BUT I AM LIVE
@@killertheoneandonly no
@@killertheoneandonly do you not understand the joke?
@@killertheoneandonly nope
@@killertheoneandonlywho asked 😑😑😑
"On Friday the 13th"
Bro went skydiving on the worst day possible
One thing I learned from this video:
Do not go skydiving on Friday the 13th
Got you to 69 likes your welcome
One thing I learned from this video:
Do not go skydiving
One thing I learned from this video:
Do not go
One thing i learned from this video:
Do not
Your a lifesaver
Guys remember: “You dont need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive twice”
Not this guy
That's funny
Did you know you don't need a parachute to skydive? You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
He should’ve brought the water bucket with him just in case
“Couldn’t have gone any worse” as he speaks after falling From sky😂
It cut off, he said couldn't have gone any worse without dying lol
“You won’t believe what happened to him”
*He fucking died*
Did you even watch the vid mate?
You won’t believe this but… he survived
Can't tell if you're joking or not
Its a joke you guys.
@@eszaiahkillby4924 it’s a joke 😐
"It couldn't have gone worse"
Oh no my friend, that could've gone MUCH worse.
The camera man never dies.
“Couldn’t have gone any worse”
Let’s see what could go worse.
1. Your legs could’ve broke (don’t know if they did)
2. Could’ve landed some other way, breaking more than just your legs
3. Death
4. world War III happened to start right then and everyone got nuked out of existence
Don't forget taxes seemed missing from the list 😁🤣🤣
I think he means to parachutes, had he reacted more emotionally he would probably be dead
4. Could've landed on the thing in the middle of your body
@@Hey-up5eo yeah like that is obivious. Don't know why people don't get this..
On friday the 13th
Me: "I knew something was off"
Jit
“That couldn’t have gonna any worse”
the rocky cliffs behind him: 🧐
Bro was so calm…I would be panicking and pressured in that moment because i would have a few seconds left
Him:"oh I almost just died, lemme vlog real quick!"
@ALEXA--------👇💋 *A Y O*
he was recording the whole time he fell
most likely had a camera strapped on him and took it off
Most people record sky diving with gopro
bro everyone recordes skydiving, it starts before they jump
He just fell 100 miles an hour on top of a bunch of rocks and talks so calmly to the camera this man’s a true chad👏
"Friday the 13th."
*of course..*
Ah yes immortality armor on his legs yes! No broken legs
And this is why you shouldn’t trust a parachute on Friday the 13th
Didn’t he shatter both his legs and is just like wow that just happened.
I’ve read that falling on your feet can help you soften the fall and survive. Not landing with flat feet on the ground or you will def die.
He didn't, he only had some bruising I watched his CZcams video
No wonder why his parachute broke, this gigachad skydived at friday the 13th!
He sounds more calm than he should
He forgot his elytra but realized he
Had slow falling 2.
Slow falling?
@@matimele1 its an effect
@@matimele1 minecraft
It... Only goes to 1 without commands, and even with commands, higher levels don't have a different effect, it's the same speed.
@@v0calgiant12 i haven't played minecraft in like a year and know almost nothing about potion effects so dont shame me for not knowing
‘That couldn’t have gone any worse’
Bad memory, dying, dangerous animals: *Wanna bet*
Hope everyone is having a great day
“On Friday the 13th.”
Totally not suspicious
"He was sky diving on friday the 13th."
Me: That explains alot💀.
Okay
"That couldn't have gone any worse"
Like breaking you legs isn't that bad.
@@InstagramUser2 That statement is unsupported.
@@InstagramUser2Gabe just tells interesting stories so it's not too difficult but content from a bot is always shit
@@InstagramUser2 You have less videos than you have in views
You can see the pain on his face but he's in shock so that's why he's calm
“Couldn’t have gone any worse”
*dies*
“This guy’s parachute broke while he was in the middle of skydiving, and you won’t believe what happened, let me explain. He fucking died”
Bro i recommend commenting after You Watched the Video Not before Watching😉
@@six_contra1389 I watched the video before commenting, I just thought it would be funny to comment that 😉
@@notadam6468 yk that some people don't understand the joke
@@six_contra1389 plug in your brain
LMFAOOO
He shouldn't have been there in if it's friday the 13th lol
Why did that happen?
“On Friday the 13th.”
Oh never mind.
His Fault For Skydiving on Friday the 13th smh
"He was skydiving above Moab Utah falling at a 100 miles an hour on *Friday the 13th.*"
That's already a mistake in itself.
He actually wasn't skydiving at all - he was BASE jumping. And that's not the only thing the narration has wrong - it's basically nonsense.
“Couldn’t have gone any worse”
Sure, keep telling yourself thst
"Pretty much that couldn't get any worse"
*plane crashes into him*
My guy was actually calm I would freak out and cry
This is scary, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
Are you saying things are made light of too much?
@@macadoua4847 bro how did you get that from this?
@@weirdperson1155 Huh?
I agree bro.. can we even die? Maybe death is pretend. Made up by the government. It's scary to think this man lived, and was /this/ ok after impact. Scary indeed young psychonaut
@@Notesens Existential crisis time!
"And you won't believe what happened to him"
Me instantly: HE DIES
As a wise Jayus once said, "And as you're falling spread out your limbs to slow your fall, but right before you hit the ground, bring your feet together and bend your knees because this is about to hurt like a *mf!"*
This is the exact definition of “Oh no! Anyway”
“I found my Totem of Undying!”
imagine if he mlg boat clutched
The company: “ah dang it”
speedrunning shorts :
he survived
“Couldn’t have gone any worse”
Death: Am I a joke to you?
You keep saying "Let me explain." We're here to hear you explain.
Unfortunately his 'explanation' is poppycock, so it's not worth hearing anyway.
Any skydiver that carries a backup chute is a SISSY
"YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM"
"HE SURVIVED"
I was expecting him to fall faster..what with giant balls of steel! I'm not this calm when I can't find my pen! Lol I'm happy you are safe! I'm also happy I'm not one of your many guardian angels 💖
Why on friday the 13th tho?
Ua
Everyone: talks about things how he survived or not
Me: *Wait, it’s Friday 13 how did you risk to go skydiving?*
"It was on Friday the 13th"
My brain- *No wonder his parachute broke *
Is it me, or has his voice changed?
Sounds the same to me
First also btw if you wanna survive just grab a water bucket and dump it under you and you will survive :)
water is like a concrete wall at higher speeds
if you ever fall out of a plane w/o parachute land on a tree
ideally the middle- to end of the tree sticks
@@officialzelensky it's a joke "water bucket mlg"
@@TobyBigT yes i know
@@TobyBigT but the funny is non existent
Moral of the story:Don't go sky diving on Friday the 13th.
“couldn’t have gone any worse”
*9/11 the sequel*
“Decided to go sky diving on Friday the 13th”
This is both the luckiest and unluckiest person alive
my guy went "it's ok guys, im fine after falling 100 miles"
Dude legit opened his inventory trying to find his last Totem of Undying
Also another thing just remember if your ever parachuting and your parachute isn’t working look for a tree and land in the tree the parachute will tangle in the tree and stop you from taking a hard landing
"Friday the 13th" no words.
"Friday the thirteenth "
Jason:finally my time has come:)
"And guess what happened?" He water bucket clutched
This guy is a local legend here in moab
He was extremely fortunate, someone or some people pray for him all the time
This dude survived falling from from like 90ft+ at 100 mph while I'm over here holding my ankle by falling 4 feet
“Tis but a scratch!”
“ That couldnt have gone any worse.”
No, trust me, it could have been FAR worse than a semi soft landing.
he must be the only person to complaint about parachute not opening.. 😂
Lesson to be learnt: *Don't skydive on Friday the 13th.*
Everyone within the first 5 seconds: he died