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- čas přidán 30. 09. 2019
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Outro: • MxR Plays - Jeannie - ...
BGM: davidcuttermusic.com/ - Komedie
"why is it wet?" I've never seen Henry panic like that lmao RIP
Henry, shit him self.
I love it when Henry looks at the camera like he’s in big trouble. XD
Jeanie: Why is it wet?
Henry: Looks at camera in complete fear.
Jeanie: Digs deeper.
Me: Damn near dies from laughter.
he's definitely sweating
Timestamp?
"YOU MOLEST ME ALL THE... WHY IS IT WET?"
now i have some questions.
2 of them.
Scionic J Bruh haha
*H* *U* *M* *P*
*this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them*
Henry was on his period right then :P
when that happened i remembered to hit the like lol
jeanie: you get all my saturdays too...
ME: AWWWW
Jeanie: all the other days are for the boys
ME: AW............... NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE
Just look at henry reaction with his hand lol
That was the same reaction I had
chotto matte
"If he really liked the girl he would have just stopped the video game"
definitely not true
Love my girl to death but i text her during cutscenes.
There is game time, and there is sexy time
if a guy really likes a girl he makes her play with him
So fucking true🤣🤣
Take my like. When henry said this I could not relate more
My bf just plays games with me, that’s what you do
“I’m kidding Jeanie” should be on a shirt
This life-saving sentence
they need a button for that xD
Hi kidding Jeanie I'm dad
*Jeannie
Avarithium Technoflorum that could be on next shirt “I’m sorry Jeannie”
Arceus is the pokemon god. He made everything with his "100" hands. Don't know where he hides em but that's what the entry says
Theres a theory that the Unowns are his hands.
Was checking to see if anyone else mentioned it, glad to know someone else knew
@@jdsam93 Oh the amount of time I put into catching all the Unowns thinking something would happen😅
Yah, and Mew is the genetic ancestor to all pokemon. Have fun working out that chicken and the egg riddle.
@@DarthBil1 arceus made mew who evolved to out variety
12:51 this is the face of a man who’s heart beat skyrocketed instantly, and doesn’t know how to talk his way out of it without raising suspicion
LMAO
10:48
Jeanie: Every other day is for the boys.
Us: hol up ...
10:46
Jeanie: "You get my Saturdays too. Every other day is for the boys."
Now hold up a moment!
I'm surprised no one else is talking about it
I caught that too. I figured she had a gangload of sanchos in her week.
Wait wtf
I liked her reply: "*You get my Saturdays too*." You -want- someone to feel like they're choosing to spend their days with you
I legit stopped smiling and said "hol up"
"Why's it wet?"
- Jeannie 2019
I died.
that oh shit face right after
@@mugensharp haha. Oh "shit"
lmao and she digs deeper into it with no clue what it is.
As she continues to grope his bum lol
is there a pokemon god?
"Mew?"
Arceus: am i a joke to u?
Kew created all the none legendary pokes
Emmanuel It is a common ancestor to all Pokémon, but it did not create them.
no body cares
What about Lord Helix my guy?
@@incineroar5061 true, our only true god is lord helix, anyone who says otherwise is an infidel
😂😂😂
MxR "Is there a god?"
Arceus "Am I a joke to you?"
Who the hell is "Arceus" ??
Mystic Bow the Pokémon god
Henry: "Is there like a pokemon god?"
Jeannie: "Mew?"
Anybody even remember the god of pokemon arceus?
I do and I’m not a fan of Pokemon
Joseph Slate I respect you my good sir
Remember it’s pronounced arse ooze
What about Bidoof ?
I felt hurt when she said that
Jeanie: Feels Henry butt "why is it wet?"
Henry: "Not the time Jeanie" O_O
Jeanie: **GOES DEEPER**
That face Henry was making, id say to about the knuckles >.>
Also Henry: Why was my channel demonetized again?
Jeannie: *NASA*
Henry: *Uranus*
;)
Why was it wet though????
@@jonatandewaele637
Because Henry is on his period and he forgot to use a tampon.
Henry: I’ll take the doctor, cause that’s Jeannie
Jeannie: Not yeeeet
Me: Oh nonono
Didn't age well,didn't it?
Yikes
What happened? I was too scared to watch that video
@@stonephantom Oh nothing actually,she decided to change her career choice to become a streamer,the reason she was crying is because it's a big life decision,and because she was feeling guilty because we were all rooting for her.
I'd recommend you to watch the video,she explain why she has actually good reasons to make this choice.
@@THExRISER you're a good man✊
"I'm ready for Netflix, I got my d*** out"
-Henry 2019
Nobody:
Jeanie: he’s stumbling, arms weak, knees week, arms-, knees
*moms spaghetti*
smol braen time
She butchered it
Nobody:
Me: the flag is right side left.
BIG BRAIN!!!!!! 👐👏👇☝👉👈🙌🙏👏
Its was said as well as people spell bundinner cullerpatch
Jeanie: "who are you with all the time?"
Henry *looks at picture of pino in the background* "my feelings"
For anyone asking, no. There are NO male chanseys. They have a 100 per cent chance of being female, just like nidoran F
Nidoran F has no gender thou
Really?
Yup
Or it used to be like that
Like tauros is 100% male and also there is male and female nidoran
17:33 movie title: Shadow of the Colossus
Good one im not gonna even try to top that........and thats what she said boom😅
when the guy had a fight with his GF and goes with his boys:
-It was okay, I put her on her place
A couple of drinks later:
I f*cked up man, I really f*cked up
That is really how it goes. Brother you understand the real feels
This is too accurate
Just keep drinking bro
Yo this is relatable af
And there's nothing you can do about it! Which sucks!
I'm down for a 6ft woman. As my father always said, "they're all the same size when you lay them down."
@Manuel Sacha Yes, was but one of the many bits of wisdom he passed down to me. A truly enlightened man to be sure.
Sir, your father was truly a man of great wisdom.
I'm 6'4", she is still too small for me.
I see your father was a man of fine taste as well,...
@Dr.Science it depends when his father was born it could be both
I honestly didnt even think the food looked bad tbh, maybe not the best dish but some sturdy food with potatoes is definitely something you want every once in a while.
Henery: is there a Pokemon Bible or god?
Me:*pulls out a chair* sit down my Lord it all started with Arceus
Lord Helix would like to know your location.
Henry: "Is there a god in Pokemon?"
Me: "Oh, there are SO MANY gods!"
Oh ya like 30 different God's oh and, Glory to Lord helix
but are you really a god if any kid can lock you up on a tiny ball and tell you what to do?
Orlox, Touché...
Chesus was not a god, not even in the bible fanfic he was son of god
But the one true god is Arceus of course
If jeannie is baby and Henry is adult....
I'm going to jail !!!
then henry is jeannies "daddy" XD
Nobody dare like this comment, we need to keep this at 69
@@BrandonW9 too late
@@BrandonW9 what is so special about the number 69?
@@henrytheheron1028 bruh
The meal was mince and potatoes, or as we call it in Scotland, mince 'n' tatties. It's not poverty food, it's a warming, winter, soul food type meal. Delicious 😋
15:36 that tiny ‘Don’t explode.’ Was so cute ☺️
"Why is it wet?"
-Jeanie
Kyle Thomas I paused right after she asked, and Henry’s face was priceless!!!🤣🤣🤣
It was covers in lube
@@asdasdsadApdsjkkoajkbhdiajkds Gave you like #69 XD
12:49
Henry's face after she said that was priceless
*Henry shits aggressively*
"knees weak arms weak mom knee shaking arm moms spaghetti" Jeannie 2019
*caugh* naled it *caugh*
Asian Eminem
I love these two. They make my day better. Ever since things went south these two and my music are the only ones helping me hang in there
9:20 smooth af man smooth af
In this episode Jeannie molests Henry, and Henry makes an argument for eugenics strong enough to convince Jeannie of the neccesity of controlled breeding
I kind of agree with Henry, in that we need controlled breeding, although I also believe we should control people's minds, such as they don't grow up to be retarded socialists.
@@livedandletdie This is great bait man.
Jeannie: He could have not just play the game and-
Henry: And what, sit his ass for 25 minutes texting her.
😂😂😂
It's a pro gamer move. She'll pass him in the leaderboards if he takes the bait.
16:38. This might be the most quality packed one of these.
*Puts tenner in collection bowl* "PREACH, brother"
12:50 Henry has the best “oh sh*t, gotta think up an excuse” face here
"you can ask out a guy if you're a guy"
I think thats called gay Jeannie
not if you say no homo
Warhampster 766 yea
Little does she know of the tolerance of gay in Japan... speaking of which, how do they tolerate homosexuality in Japan?
@@MrTailson1 Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) rights in Japan are relatively progressive by Asian standards. Same-sex sexual activity was criminalised only briefly in Japan's history between 1872 and 1880, but same-sex couples are ineligible for the legal protections available to opposite-sex couples.
Although since 2015 some cities offer symbolic "partnership certificates" to recognize the relationships of same-sex couples.
Japan is the only country within the G7 group of developed nations that still does not legally recognize same-sex couples
@@lancearn7332 Well hot damn. There's a fun fact for ya.
"Saturdays are for boys"
"That's why there no more boys left"
That made burst out in laughter. Perfect response.
5:23 I honestly stake out the bathroom, kitchen, and living room of every house I walk into so I can't imagine how many times people were death stared
"'When MxR and Jeanie start stumbling though pokemon."
Me: " The hell was that."
"Why is it wet?"
Jeannie, you know why 😈
J: ''Why is it wet ?''
me: leather chairs makes most people sweat a LOT...
alpalin those aren’t real leather
DANK wtf kinda discharge are you talking about?
David P
So what, they still make you sweat a lot.
DANK can’t relate bro
10:47 You two had some of your GOAT lines in this one. Jeannie taking major dubs. 😂😂😂
I've never laughed so hard. when Jeannie said why is it wet I died.
12:47 That look on Jeannie's face, realizing Henry's turning back into Henrietta before our very eyes!!!
No its them wet farts, moisturizing that pleather chair.
And she also says you molest me all the.....
If someone says that they want to marry you on the *FIRST* date. Run like you've never done so before
Hey, I wouldn't marry the girl right away but I want someone with that kind of commitment.
Where were these words of wisdom all those years ago...
what if they are insanely hot and insanely rich?
Could be worse, you could wake up in basement with feet cut off.
What if it’s a long distance relationships and the first date is after being together for 2 years or something?
16:18 when Henry says this, snot flew out of my nose from my burst of laughter. It is very accurate. I have had a 6year relationship, but still text in-between matches of league. Who can be blamed, she introduced me to the game but didn't play with me.
7:01 looks very much like the danish dish "Milliionbøf" (eng. "Million Steak") or commonly known as "Væltet Lokum" (eng. "Overturned Toilet") as it looks a bit like poop. Tastes very good though, and commonly comes with mashed potatoes. Although admittedly not the most nourishing meal.
If Jeannie is baby, you're going to jail.
If anything. Justin Bieber is going to jail for the rest of his life. He's been moaning about babies to billions of people.
Worth?
@@caik6953 Moaning about babies is not illegal.
"He was in a trap he's stuttering and he's fumbling knee's weak arm's weak mum knees shaking arms Mum's spaghetti" Classic Eminem
I prefer the original flavor, ala "Choka Cooler Classic!"
I prefer Skittles
5:06 " I can't understand why she is so cold to me"
Me(who hears a sh*t ton of stories from reddit): "that doesn't sound good"
Jeannie: Press a button, every guy under 6 feet explodes....
Also Jeannie: Why our subscribers drop to only 10,000?!?!?!
“We just eat like rice and soy sauce.” 😆 I’m dying.
Had some Asian friends in college who would eat rice with everything, even spaghetti. “I don’t know what’s wrong with us, it’s like in our DNA to eat rice, even if we don’t want to.” 😆
Me: “I feel ya, but with potatoes. 😢”
stingray4540 same here but with sushi. I eat that shit with croissants sometimes.
yeet boi excuse me?! Sushi.... with croissants
Damn right
Are you irich
i can barely eat any kind of meat without rice
12:47
H: "Ah! Don't molest me please!"
J: "You molest me all the..."
proceeds to molest Henry for 10 seconds
Either Henry has succeeded in creating a monster or Jeannie has been playing 4D chess all along... Whoops!
O.o
Or perhaps..... he wanted it?
@Tyler 324 if it was someone I was in a relationship with, sure.
Yall niggas gay.
Doesn't matter if she's cute or a girl, u let anything near ur @ss while being a guy, u gay. Love or not😶😶
17:12 there would just be a just word (cultivation) and then you reach the peak and become an immortal scientist that would be great...I wish I could be an immortal scientist
just started watching your videos and prolly most entertaining ones ive seen
Her "what movie are we watching?"
Him "we makin one 😎"
"Sweetie, you and me are gonna make the movie."
*background porn music starts* 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
Sweet home Alabama suddenly plays
wait what?
7:01 Mince & tatties with HP Brown Sauce 😍 "Way nicer than it looks" is a common description of most British meals 😂
15:45 there was a story from 2000s somewhere where guy is texting every 12 minutes because he is on arctic expedition and he is only able text when his phone company's satellite is passing over
15:30
Jeannie: Girls push the button.
Me *5´6* : Shi... *explodes*
12:50 Jeanie: why is it wet?
Henry:o_o, at that moment, life stops
Here's the gist according to the Platinum lore: In the beginning, there was an egg. A single egg. Arceus hatched from it. He created Dialga - Time - Palkia - Space - and Giratina - anti-matter. Then he created the three guardians Uxie, Azelf and Mesprit. These represent primal emotions. Somewhere along the line came Mew, from where all Pokémon were... um... born.
I love how Henry was talking down to his WO-MAN, about how Mew was made by people, when im pretty sure MewTwo was cloned from Mew
10:40 that made me spontaneously laugh. 😂
"I was kidding, I was kidding " I can not express how much I laughed and fell over and out of my seat over this part.
The more I watch these two the more Henry looks like a young BD Wong when he smiles and the more Jeannie looks like Summer Glau when she frowns. I love you two. Keep making hilarious content.
been watching these 2 for a while now, why is Henry so Clingy? Allways wants a hug.
10:51 the cut 😂 not even acknowledging that she said that
4:21 *No* the real question is: HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE?
Also some of the Pokemon are literally gods. *that can be captured*
Arceus
Let's see if your pet fish can handle my literal deity I keep in a ball
Artweyrhf Or a alien that came from outer space thats capable of fighting a god
"I'm gonna use God in pit fights against it's own creations to win money"
Me: Over here being 5'11" while girls think I'm 6", unless she busts out a tape measure I am in the clear.
@@rexthespartan3025 doesn't hurt
@@sixtysyxti3235 that's a load of crap.
It hurts your head when you hit it on low hanging stuff.
@@edgeofforever7720 can't even count how many times I've hit my head on the ceiling of a van
@@kneegrow3592
I think that means memory loss due to bumps on the head.
@@edgeofforever7720 my memory does suck
10:50 Orochuban Ebichu, man that anime brings back memories! :)
casually drawing and listening to MXR then here comes 3:43 that absolutely blasts my ears into Oblivion and now i have spilled cereal all over my setup LMAO :(
The family friendly content I subscribed for.
Henry: Is there a Pokémon god
Me: have u never heard of Arceus
Arceus is just a retcon. Mew is God.
@@eclipsegst9419 No Mew is Adam
12:51. Pause it and look at his face. It is saying two things, "Omg Jeannie just let it go! The cameras on!" And, "Yeah you wanna get you some of that? Yeah you do."
I love your theme music at the end
Arceus is the 'God' of Pokemon, so it may have been a Creationist route that was taken.
Edit: Android doesn't do that, at least on my phone. Or maybe it's cuz I don't have ppl to ramble to.
not even sure if it does that on sms cause i'm not a caveman
@@byelando3957 yeah fuck off with ur caveman talk :D
Gini: "If he was really into her, he would just text her and stop playing the videogame"
Every guy watching: ah... That's not true
Henry .5 sec later: "no, he wouldn't"
well, if you're bored of a game then you would. for the most, part a guy wouldn't. however, if the girl was stripping to complete nudity right next to me... I would as soon as I saw it. As long as she was hot, of course. uber-curvy women... not my preference.
It's spelled Jeannie.
@Rohan Andrew what happened to team spirit and "let's go out with a bang" sort of cheering?!
@@Soron661 You could have just said "as long as i found her attractive" and saved yourself the explanation and implication of what isn't hot, making it clearer that its your personal preference at play.
I don't think anyone who is into something would stop doing that thing just to text someone unless they were desperate for that persons attention/affection.
If Henry ever loses his memory, tell him you're his sister
I find it funny that l am rewatching this as Halloween is coming up.
Henry: wat you talking about? Chicken with rice is great
Gennie: not when I make it
Me:😂😂😂
I'm commenting "when will Jeannie dress as Recorder?" every episode until she does.
.......
Traditions
.......
he speaks the language of the gods
Aren't we all
jeannie: shadows can enlargen things
Henry: interesting
i have so many leave matches on league of legends just to chat my Gf last 6 months and now im single and now i wish that i did not leave those matches hahahaha lol
Well, simple solution: Hands-free button
MAY I SUGGEST A TASTEFUL HALLOWEEN COSTUME....IVE HEARD ABOUT A FOREIGN CARTOON CHARACTER .....I THNK ITS CALLED...... RECORDER!
I DONT KNOW ...IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION!
THANKS
Caesar’s Legion Henry is peeking out in the title
i was dying during the pokemon section just screaming arceus
I don't know what you're talking about Henry, but that dinner at 7:41 look delicious.
Oh god that “round 3” one killed me 😂
You and me both. You and me both... XD
Henry: Is there, like, a Pokémon bible?
Me: *excited inhale* mah boi! Do I have a tale to tell you...
Henry's gettin smoother with his compliments lolol
15:55 lmao at Henry's response. Just "No."
"That's a guy pokemon?"
Alright, who should tell Henry about Gardevoir?
Gardevoir is a exclusively female Pokemon tho. With the male versions of raltz(?) Being a different Pokemon upon its final Evolution.
@@MrHuxley No, Gardevoir has a 50% chance of being male. Gallade is the one that is 100% male.
Jeannie talking about making all guys under 6’0” explode 😭😭 my husband is 5’8” and I love him!!
Love him from outside the blast radius.
I welcome my doom.
AuroraLaurialis if that happened like 10 percent of men would be left
@@Beta_Knight That is enough to repopulate. The world would likely recover and barring a Thanos snap situation where we lose people doing important shit without warning and society falls apart, the world would be better off.
Of course that would suck for guys who want shorter guys. Preferably it would just affect all the guys whose inclinations and selling point is "masculine and hetero" in nature. I don't need to be losing any twinks and traps.
Not to mention the fact she'd be killing kids also
Happy New Year ! To anyone reading this, have a blessed 2021!!
4:12
Arceus, homie. Arceus.
"You don't have feels." -Jeanie
"Because I *ate them*." -Gidi
I’m 6’ 8” tall and I’m invisible to women, so being tall doesn’t always help.
Have you heard about this app called Tinder?
Too tall make her feel like some kind of hobbit unless she is like 6 ft plus.
They're intimidated by u. 6'8" is like a whole other state of being compared to most other people
I wanted to be that tall but I stopped at 6'3". Do u have alot of knee joint pain from your height?
@@chrisrawr6177 so we can't be too short and we can't be too tall? wowww
virgo v women are fickle as a cat sometimes
Jeannie's "Bye" at the end is the best.
When she explained "the banana", I lost it! 😲🤣🤣🤣