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High Guardian Spice is the newest Crunchyroll diaster/orginal anime/cartoon. It is even worse than you think it is terrible like rev says desu and hero hei and lost pause have said. I'm sure trash taste and scamboli reviews will love this crunchyroll original. Gosh this Spilling The Milk video is funny about the worst anime 2021. We reacted to High Guardian Spice and our anime reaction was insane. High Guardian Spice Finally Premiered, It Was A Disaster... we binged High Guardian Spice
#HighGuardianSpice #Anime #Reaction
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Watch this get more views than the show itself.
Did you people know that the makers are a group of idiologs?
It's like your brains are melting as the video goes
59:15 Characters just straight out phasing out of existence
33:50 bro thats just fred jones in a ponytail. simpin over "we need to split up gang" over here
Sage, rosemary, thyme and parsley aren't spices, they're herbs. They aren't guardians by the end of the season either, if I recall. No spice; no guardians, that just leaves ... high.
That is the true plot ! The mystery to be solved by the audience/viewer !
This show is 'HIGH' !
I bet the writers and voice actors were high
haha, *leaves*
@@mattgroening8872 Squid Boy definitely was
@@amusingmoose9924 and the teacher
High Guardian Spice is, without a doubt, one of the animated series of all time. It will certainly go down in history as one of the shows to have ever existed
I heard it made 345 morbillion dollars
Dude its not even worth doing the morbius thing for this crap
It might compete with Morbius
I never thought that there can be a better back handed compliment that managed to avoid adjectives.
@@zombieflash4357 translates to 5 U.S. dollars
Apparently this entire series had the budget most anime get for a single episode. Good lord this thing was doomed from the start.
I get your point because I also like shitting on the bad quality but most mainstream anime are animated by sweatshops for practically 5 bucks an hour.
@@crazyadri5079 If anything that proves my point even more. This ENTIRE SERIES had the budget of a single anime episode.
Funny fact, this series was actually finished in 2019 they just forgot to release it and after they finished the series the âteamâ (if you can call them that) disbanded. đ
@@melonman6522 Oh shoot i read your comment wrong i thought I read that âthis series had the budget most anime getâ i 100% agree it was so doomed
Sad thing is, the creator entirely blamed its downfall on the budget and not his god awful writing
"Why is everyone such an asshole in this?"
"Ian, they're Middle School girls, they're EVIL"
ian đ
Ian
Lmao
can confirm, in middle school the band teacher died and there were some girls who fucking laughed about it because they didn't know him
Eden*
middle schoolers are evil by default
I was one of the poor souls who helped with the flat colors for certain scenes in Chronexia and holy shit when the director sent me the animation scenes that needed color I knew this show was going to be a fucking disaster. Lmao
Were you even payed anything? Like at least a dollar?
These scenes sure do have colors in them! Thank you for your contribution!
It's a bit unfair to compare Chronexia with HGS i think
My condolences
ââ@@ExtremeWreck as a person who did not worked, on the show
he got paid by a cent
Episode 1: The Rest Of Our Lives Is So Dull
Episode 2: Teachers Are Useless
Episode 3: The Meaning Of Transgender
Episode 4: Your Mom Sucks
Episode 5: Get With The Times, Traditionalist Scum
Episode 6: This Is Totally What All Men Are Like
Episode 7: Kill Whatever You Want, You're Obviously The Heroes
Episode 8: Regular Ordinary Halloween Drama
Episode 9: She's Just Evil-Curious
Episode 10: These Plans Are So Stupid
Episode 11: No Boys Allowed Under The Sea (ignore the blue one)
Episode 12: We're Finally Free!
Man I really need to know what being trans meant lmaooo
@@qwart22 man? Did you just say the naughty word? I'm shivering đ
@@bungiecrimes7247 wut
@@qwart22 You just said the nutty m-word I'm pissing and farting myself rn
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It's like they wanted to be able to say they made the first LGBT magical girl series when Sailor Moon already has that title.
Literally every single part of the LGBT scene is in that series and it came out in the 90's this shit isn't new so the fact that they're trying so hard to be like "Oh we're the first series with openly gay characters that're all women" is the biggest reach I've ever seen.
I fucking hate how moderns writers always want to be the "First" at something.
No people, you aren't the first, you'll NEVER be the first.
Utena also exists and that anime has more gay representation than anything HGS can come up with.
This show is legit just fucking *"Strong independent women who don't need no man"* and it makes me so FUCKING PISSED. SNAPDRAGON IS THE MOST FORCED TRANS CHARACTER I'VE EVER SEEN. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING THIS FORCED SINCE MY LAST TIME TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM
Most magical girl animes are lesbian/yuri
@@SpagettiSpeltWrong what about the blonde guy that got his foot destroyed then next episode was a girl
People have pointed out that Sage is a very toxic and abusive person who weaponizes her tears and nerd aesthetic to avoid any consequences for her actions. Can't believe the writers didn't catch that though.
That's not a bad thing tho.
I sometimes do that
@@bluebellsforever Yes, it is a bad thing. We call out men for doing crap like this, and it doesn't suddenly become okay when women do it.
@@kap1618 yes it does !
Girls are hot tho.
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I'm not gonna lie, you might need some professional help to get through with that
@@seanano2434 that's what you think
16:43
If you look very closely Parsley doesnât walk into frame, she just teleports in and keeps walking.
dude this error was in the FIRST EPISODE of that old ass street fighter cartoon absolutely insane đ
Probably the editors fault, the animator was told to animate a shot but the editor incorrectly timed the layout change lol
Spilling The Milk: Did you get High Guardian Spice out of your head?
My brain: Yes
Spilling The Milk: Would you like to undo that?
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@@recitationtohear your father came back?
Your brain: yes
â@@ccxririHey! He will be back any minute now with the milk!
Every second of this is better then watching 1 episode of the show normally
Sup Guardian HQ.
đcant believe u watched this whole marathon again
If this was like... two people doing it as a senior art project I'd be like wow this is great they worked so hard đđđ But this is meant to be a professional animation? Bro
If it was, i would respect it. And if they made it as a joke
I love how the face emojis are on different lines. No idea why I find that funny.
Ah yes....an hour of suffering a horrible anime...bright side is the commentary is hilarious
It's not an anime
@@paballomolata8844 my apologies. Suffering a horrible cartoon
@@lordalpha8875 Thank you my lord
@@paballomolata8844
It counts as an anime in Japan so close enough
the creator even posted a tweet specifying that it is not anime so people would stop comparing their trash to other well-made japanese animes
Can't believe the unending still image of cookies wasn't followed with another "It's just like RWBY!"
Pretty sure RWBY had a completely different cookie-eating problem. I mean, the cookies definitely looked like they were actually being eaten - it was just...Ruby didn't have an eating face.
In my opinion RWBY is a little bit better
@@anngoro1119 it has really fallen of though, but looks better and the characters are hot sometimes, so at least the porn of it is nice. Plus, some seasons are actually good
But RWBY was actually better than this shit stain that somehow made its way onto television.
â@@handhelder823 listen the atlas seasons were the best of all rwby but now we're back to the same old garbage in v9
No joke this was my comfort series for a couple months for no reason whatsoever and now I can binge the whole thing again-
Thanks guys đ
The perfect song chorus for me at this very moment:
"But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here"
You must be one fucked person if this comforts you.
@@OfficialSuperComiks legittt
some people like 2 girls 1 cup. I can't complain
@@rumplstiltztinkerstein gotta agree with ya there man
By the way the main characters are actually named after herbs not spices.
High guardian Herbs
Spices are dried... there's a reason the herb 'thyme' is on your spice rack.
@@HerculesBallsInc Herbs are leafy and spices are not. Dry thyme as much as you want it doesn't become a spice.
@@HerculesBallsInc Spice is usually spicy. Hence, spice.
High guardian 7 herbs and spices
when you feel discouraged to write your own story.
Remember "is sleep a food" had an animation
8:30 The general idea is that they're named after spices...except the writer clearly was confused to what a spice is, because all the primary characters are actually named after herbs. ^^
12:30 Actually, one of the writers on the show apparently did hate men, so it makes sense there are no himbos or hyper masculine men.
The cat is voiced by Cam Clarke. Explains why he's able to perform silly lines and make them sound good
Who is that?
@@user-fx8rk2jm3w a voice actor đ€Šââ
@@nyancatpoptart5441 i asked about who that person is because they sound like an interesting person because they delivered those lines perfectly, not their profession because it's already obvious. đ€Š
@@user-fx8rk2jm3w Simba, Andrei Ulmeyda, Corrin, D'Arby, Liquid Snake - t-there's a lot of roles.
@@user-fx8rk2jm3wthe guy who voiced liquid snake and 1987 Leonardo
"It's like Persona 4"
Ah yes, i remember when Chie used magic to send Narukami a message asking if he wanted to go to the movies while he was trying to develop an cure to a poison he drank while in class!
That was my favorite part
As a P4G player, sounds legit.
tbh, Narukami ate poison out the fridge all the time
At least, he did in my playthrough. Now that's courage, ladies!
I'd watch a spin-off with Snapdragon, Amaryllis, Neppy-Cat & Slime-Boy.
You mean squid buy right
Ironic how irl parsley is purely ornamental and has little impact on the meal while Parsley in the show has had such a big impact on all of them
High guardian spice is the best, chef's kiss to crunchyroll to this cinematic masterpiece
even I can smell the sarcasm from a mile away lmao
@@recitationtohear no, it isn't. get dat ass banned bot
Not as good as Morbius, the first movie to sell a MORBILLION TICKETS!!
@@canofpeanut true
The chef is the girl who made chocolate strawberry cheesecake pasta
Now that Crunchyroll has absorbed Funimation, they're gonna use its voice actors and production staff to try improve High Guardian Spice Season 2.
fr??????
thatâll be a waste of good actors
Season 2? Did they not realise how much hate and backlash this show got?
@@3rebella They donât care, probably. As long ad they make a show with female protagonists its 100% đ.
@@godsamongstmen4164 The show already included Stephanie Sheh as the cat girl.
Right off the bat: "Why is their dad such a fucking twink?"
This is my first time watching your videos and I already love you guys. Instant sub.
I always look back at this series since I remember everyone talking about it out CZcams when it first came out, myself included.
38:40 "remember guys, physical violence is always the answer to people being rude to you."
You would THINK that's what the show is saying, but NO! suddenly, later on, a student should be suspended for hurting a bully, even though it happens before and isn't punished!
Don't you just LOVE the consistently?!
Itâs at least consistent with how schools handle bullying, in other words, badly.
@@bluecoin3771 True.
Yeah, it's almost like this show's very hand of fate insists on pushing Snapdragon around for a trans arc.
Them: *openly simping for the "Latina" catgirl*
My Puerto Rican Pride: đđđđđđ
I don't know if that's what you should attach national identity to? But whatever
@@rimfire8217 hey were aloud to be proud of the things we wanna be proud about.
Ey mamacita
Puerto rican catgirl here too!
I love how in the zoomed out shot of the characters sitting at the anime tree, the bench is nonexistent and Sage is practicing the art of levitating.
I love how excited they get when Parsley or "Squid Boy" are on screen, they get so hyped lol. We are all Slime Boy stans, now and forever!
"Cut corners like it's crunch time at the circle factory." -Ben yatzee Croshaw of zero punctuation
Nice
Wait⊠wouldnât cutting corners at a circle factory mean either that they were slacking in making the circles ergo some of them have corners, or that they were making sure to remove the corners from the circles properly ergo they were working hard?
@@antonberkbigler5759 you got the joke in the second half good job.
@@nightlyy- aight
Wait, High Guardian Spice is still a thing?âŠI thought I killed itâŠ
I know right
I think this might be a re-upload
@@retrozip Itâs all the High Guardian Spice videos put together
@@cloth8407 itâs the grand takedown to the show...
High Guardian Spice feels like a ripoff of Sailor Moon, and The Pretty Cure Franchise imo lol
High Guardian Spice arc is the best one from this channel, season 2 should be released just to see your reaction to it here
Evil đ€Łđ€Ł
I think it was cancelled
high guardian spice looks like what you get when you respond to one of those "draw your D&D character for 10 dollars" posts you see in some facebook groups
When a flock of birds Is enough danger for the main character you know she has zero chance agaist a bigger threat like the main villain, an army of souless monsters or the classic evil twin.
Hey man this show makes RWBY look like a masterpiece lmao. At least RWBY has cool fight scenes and a banging original soundtrack going for it.
What is bro yapping about ? Ruby is actually a good show !
watching yall get so invested in the show while drunk has quite literally been the funniest shit ive ever seen
The "Why didn't you laugh" bit was so funny 9:37
"She hasn't met a deckhand she hasn't 'decked'... With her hands! (Laughter)"
- Amaryllis, about her own mother
Slimeboy is unironically the only good part of the show.
I thought it was the purple hair girl
They're actually named after herbs,not spices. So the creators couldn't even get that right.
59:17 parsley and thyme just disappear as they are walking away
High Guardian Spice? More like......... High.
so true, so true, well said
Nah that would require actual effort & for the show to be more like Sailor Moon meets Kidd Video meets M.A.S.K. meets Gary Acord's video games.
It makes me mad that this show has these like, little few moments of actual character development, and then it goes back to being a trash show.
This show can't be saved. But it honestly could have been something so much more. A shame.
I also believe in black latina cat girl supremacy.đ€đ€
I have spent enough time to actually say, this was saveable, but, gosh, I think every chapter would have about 13 minutes cut and rewritten
Of course the show can't be saved. It's a crappy ripoff of Akazukin ChaCha for crying out loud!
funny how I started watching spilling the milk because you've reacted to high guardian spice. I most likely wouldn't have seen them otherwise I think. because I rather enjoyed watching high guardian spice despite how many people hate the heck of it. the spill the milk crew was the only people that weren't super obnoxious when they were watching it and thats when I liked them for it.
thanks for the this video btw it's definitely my favorite watch.
I'm not gonna lie, the High Guardian Spice reaction/commentary humour is unmatched
I remember watching these videos when they first came out.
I sometimes rewatch your reaction series, so having it in this format is pretty nice. It's such a comfy series
ProZD having vastly better mic quality as a character that shows up like once is so funny
The fact they started actually suffering around 23:00 is amazing
this is like if rwby, steven universe, owl house, and little witch academia had a baby together and then tried to force the baby to watch Winx Club and W.I.T.C.H.. the main characters are Weiss in Blue Man Group and ruby as magical girl with the same backstory of her mother missing but with a sword; blake as a black elf who stole pyrrha's hair and female jaune if he was put into nora's body and kept her hammer and with EVEN MORE SIBLINGS. Then there's black hair ozpin without glasses; glynda finally accepted herself as a sexy librarian and now has a devil trigger, cinder fall stole blake's body but its a bit short but with the same goal of destroying beacon or some shit. some random twink stole jaune's real body but apparently now hes trans. salem apparently got rid of her immortality. oh and zwei got replaced by shape-shifting anthropomorphic talking cats like theyre chopper from one piece.
Man, after watching Velma, this wasn't that bad in retrospective
Thanks a ton for the compilation reminder of this strangely good-bad show.
Our pleasure!
Hah, the pleasure is mine. You guys are my fave group o'dudes.
"High Guardian Spice is better than Invincible."
I think you just invoked the wrath of the animation gods.
Friends for a lifetime... A re-watched reaction...
3:26 - 3:37 - I prefer: Crowds are like a flock of birds, they go down easy and they taste delicious.
12:12 - 12:16 - Anime tree is best tree. 25:15 - 25:16 - Hi, Miss Shinmy!
28:40 - 28:44 - Drasna from Pokemon X&Y is a better one.
38:32 - 38:36 - Parsley, I like you and all, but we need to have a word.
41:18 - 41:21 - Unironically the smartest character in the show.
45:30 - Hi, Olive! 52:35 , 52:39 - Slime boy! Parsley! NOOOO!!!!
57:07 - 57:08 - Olive, stop rapidly hitting her with your staff and cast- 57:09 - 57:11 - Tried to warn you, Olive.
1:03:07 - 1:03:27 - Parsley is best girl.1:06:04 - 1:06:06 - Poor Shion can't catch a break.
1:09:45 - 1:09:54 - Parsley wins the mermaid transformation contest.
57:22
I like they use the Minecraft eating sound instead of the drinking sound.
âThis is better than Invincible.â
Me: âExcuse me?â
in this episode, the Spilling The Milk cast dies of alcohol poisoning
19:49 This woman has a pizza oven for a box.
She gives birth every 6 minutes to bake at 450.
My favorite part of this 1hr video is the debate at or close to 58:00. Where they canât figure out if the kiss is gay or not because they donât know the gender of the characters. đ€Łđ€Ł
(Not because âdress = woman duh.â But because I also legit had zero idea if the kids was gay or not.)
Also I agree smoking kills. Do edibles instead. đđ
Mom, can I get little witch academia?
We have little witch academia at home.
Little witch academia at home:
âDanger is like a flock of birds, it has nothing but contempt for the existence of your car,â
-WieldyLattice30, 2023
And suddenly all my suppressed FernGully memories came back.
Happy 1st Anniversary to this so-called "Anime" but ever since me (along with a few other fiends) who discovered, you made us not just subscribe to your channel, but made this a million time better and we're grateful to have you all around!
46:13 art imitates life, all my latinas stay winning đŻ
Oh no it's back, but on the other hand I'm reminded of the Thicc dwarf girl so it's not all bad.
Dude same
*Patreon Artists:* "It's working! It's working! My sneaky scheme is working!"
I remember Hexxus from Ferngully, me and my brothers had that and couple other movies to watch in the car on a road trip to visit our aunt when we were children
It's so weird that this show borrows elements of Japanese anime, and yet it has the soul and the energy of the most cookie cutter modern cartoon in recent memory. I mean, you just have to look at the art style and animation. They use a sort of chibi-like magic girl art but the animation is stilted and severely lacking in personality (ironic for a show all about quirky fantasy characters).
It doesn't even require some Ghibli level shit. Maybe, I don't know, give them more than one face template? Be more bouncy and expressive with their movement instead of this choppy stiltedness? Like, anime usually has their cutesy girl characters acting and moving, you know, cute. It ain't just there for the hell of it, it's also a part of their personality. Everyone moves and acts like the exact same figure.
Fucking hell I love this channel. No idea how I found it, but you all are awesome. We need more people like you on CZcams.
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@@SpillingTheMilk already did. đ
What is the trans timestamp pweezeeeeee@@SpillingTheMilk
Eden: "They're fighting the gayest octopus in the world"
* The professor comes out of the octopus *
29:47 OH. GOOD. Why don't we just invert the plants' stalk too while we're at it?
The legend has returned
Legends
FunFact: this show is named High Guardian Spice because all the characters are named after spices, this is false because EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER is either named after a herb or a flower and 0 spices so this show should be called High Guardian Herb :)
Or High Guardian Weed, because all plants can be weeds depending on where theyâre planted
I can tell that this vid was hell to edit.
It's a few videos that were already uploaded on the channel merged together, if anything it's the easiest edit anyone could do.
@@aoiyuuter Well yeah but...Guardian Spice.
Says a lot when the best characters in a show based on DIVERSITY are a shortstack white girl(Parsley) and the bully white girl(Amaryllis).
24:47 yo.. im not gon lie to you, this whole segment right here is a big big mood
"It's just like RWBY!"
At least RWBY has cool fight scenes and a world that makes more sense overall.
High Guardian Spice seems like it had a short time to get out, and instead of spending that time on the animation, and voice actors, they lounged around until the last minute and turned it in the next day.đ
33:26
- and parsley is like uh...
- Italian!
- âšïžA Q U E E Nâšïž
The way they said Gon from Hunter x Hunterđ
My man they did you wrong you ainât Gon you Gone nowđ
Yea, I too scream in terror when I see the title Crunchyroll Originals.
At the end they don't become guardians, they are named after herbs, not spices. All that is left is High, pretty sure people who made this were high on something.
this is the only format in which i will watch this show
EVERYONE IS GAY IN HIGH GUARDIAN SPICE!
Ah yes the floor is floor
Ah yes the floor is floor
46:40
I get the reference!
I love that movie.
I've actually watched it multiple times.
This series was made for the right audience. Despite it being hated from its intended audience, it has made fanbase from its non intended audience
the best part of this show is that it introduced me to new youtubers in my effort to watch people dunk on it. i think it was how i found spilling the milk! so thanks hgs for being so bad it helped me find a really funny reaction channel!
More like High Guardian Space. Cause I'm throwing it out the airlock
I fall asleep to the high guardian spice playlist and now I donât need to
now do I'm Not Starfire.
This is actually amazing
HGS is pure garbage but your merry gang of milk-fueled individuals really brings it to life
"What's nine plus ten?" Nineteen.
i swear, your commentary is the only thing that makes this "anime" enjoyable.
(Rev making an appearance was honestly a cool surprise)
This is the quietest dialogue I've ever heard in a show
Some people laughed at the idea that the creator claimed High Guardian Spice sucked because of budget problems. First of all, more money could mean the show could be pretty garbage instead of garbage, and when you look at some of the manga that's actually published, pretty garbage has at least something going for it. Also more than a few anime-original shows and a few western live action shows have actually canned _entire episodes in production_ and hired a better writer. This effectively requires paying for two scripts, so replacing your bad head writer with a superior replacement instead of just chugging along knowing it sucks does require money left in the budget.
I don't think they were including the head writer in that. Every activist wants to be a writer because they want to vomit their narrative onto people. Then they get mad when they get the Bronx Cheer from audiences. :D Don't underestimate writing.
@@shorewall If you mean you don't think head writers aren't replaced, you're wrong on that, yes sometimes they are. Or if you mean the creators of _this_ show weren't thinking they were the ones who needed to be replaced, well you're probably right. But assuming the producer, who usually just goes with what the director and writers he hired goes with but he ultimately in charge of approval of all expenses and hiring so he is the one who can put the foot down, actually saw this mid production but pre-release and wanted to make something watchable, it would be tough but doable and the steps would require money, just not spent in the way the head writer had in mind.
@@shorewall oh wow you've got the brainrot
@@lunasperidot8760 You can still be progressive and stand against some of the more crazy people on the left. And I'd definitely call them crazy. I'm a writer too an got a degree in English literature. I was the only one engaged with the books we had to read, and the only one who could talk about anything...until race and gender were mentioned. Then people could blab for days, despite it typically just exposing their ignorance about such issues. The simple fact is, a lot of people have made political issues their lives, but despite that, have a very simplistic attitude towards them. If you don't agree you're EVIL or "got the brainrot". When, in reality, it's just wrong.
There's Star Trek Discovery, there's The Last Jedi, there's Doctor Who, there's anime localization changes. There's a lot. And, even outside of entertainment, we can look at the case with Bari Weiss, who was pretty vocal about how agenda spewing younger writers were the main reason as to why she quit her position at the New York Times. About how they were essentially bullies and looked to attack people who weren't sharing their level of political zeal. It's pretty clear that there's no shortage of people who've become obsessed by political agenda. Two minutes on twitter is proof of such. And considering High Guardian Spice was obsessed with gender, sexuality, and diversity. It's hard to ignore the politics of behind its creation.
@@pagatryx5451 I literally dont believe you. Go get help please.
Squidboy sounds like he's on Xanax
Do you guys like pain?
Yes!
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I actually have a high guardian spice fanfic I wrote with a friend. Itâs no masterpiece but itâs about Sage and Snapdragon
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I'm 33% tempted to rewatch this drunk now.