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  • Clip from "Gilda's Laughfest: Seriously Funny" compilation, where Louis Ramey talks about how "Rednecks" can be helpful in dire times...
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    Travel is something that catches everyone in new situations they'd never expect. Louis Ramey shares tales of encountering new types of wildlife, the kinds of people you meet traveling around the United States and an audience member trying to encourage a good defensive line at home.
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    Recorded at the 2020 Gilda's LaughFest in Grand Rapids, MI on March 7th, 2020.
    Recorded by Mike Merryfield
    Produced by Chris Elles, Matt Kleinschmidt, Chris Lane, Ryan Bitzer, Damion Greiman, Anthony Leo, Ian Adkins for @The Laugh Button
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Komentáře • 652

  • @emilys3125
    @emilys3125 Před 2 lety +836

    Best accurate joke ever.

  • @SLPpanthers42
    @SLPpanthers42 Před rokem +530

    “War is over baby!”
    That’s the part that got me

    • @blyxx7450
      @blyxx7450 Před rokem +4

      Yeah it was a very nice touch.

    • @Sammy_shammy24
      @Sammy_shammy24 Před rokem +2

      Same!🤣🤣

    • @AfrRepBlk
      @AfrRepBlk Před rokem +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 the thing he does with the tounge

    • @LaVander-ht9ne
      @LaVander-ht9ne Před 2 měsíci

      I live in the NJ Pinelands, 20 miles from Philadelphia, where I was born. I tell the "bangers" they wouldn't stand a snowball's chance coming down here fking around with their sideways gun pointing. Naturally, they always say "We got this gun and that gun"
      Where I tell them:" Their training weapons?".

  • @casandrabarnes
    @casandrabarnes Před rokem +482

    God bless our Rednecks. An American classic!! I'm Black and I love them!

    • @TrueHelpTV
      @TrueHelpTV Před rokem +66

      We love you too Sir.. *hands you a beer*

    • @robertchandler7733
      @robertchandler7733 Před rokem +14

      me too.

    • @casandrabarnes-oq9fy
      @casandrabarnes-oq9fy Před rokem +44

      @TrueHelpTV I'm a 73 year old Black woman, but I'll take that beer thanks!! 🤣🤣

    • @SladeMacGregor
      @SladeMacGregor Před rokem +15

      @@casandrabarnes-oq9fy LMAO. Thank you Casandra!

    • @RedneckEj
      @RedneckEj Před rokem +19

      No problem your is welcome we got you any day no matter the color you are!!

  • @johnsmith2598
    @johnsmith2598 Před rokem +455

    As a Marine I’ll be right there with the rednecks cause I am one! Semper fi from Tennessee

    • @gretchenm5400
      @gretchenm5400 Před rokem +13

      Ooo Rah!!!💯

    • @joshuasebo563
      @joshuasebo563 Před rokem +16

      Bless you brother. Don’t screw with Americans will hurt you then have a barbecue. Lol

    • @TheProAer
      @TheProAer Před 9 měsíci +7

      Heck yeah!!

    • @mattrobertson8265
      @mattrobertson8265 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Thanks for your God damn service.

    • @mcz9422
      @mcz9422 Před 8 měsíci +10

      Raaaaah!!!! WM here! Red Neck Leatherneck & Farm Raised Texan!

  • @ebin27
    @ebin27 Před 2 lety +359

    It's funny cause it's true

  • @hardcore9erfan
    @hardcore9erfan Před rokem +142

    He’s not wrong. 😂

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 10 měsíci

      Oh yes he is, there are Mexican rednecks!

  • @jamesgordon7971
    @jamesgordon7971 Před 4 měsíci +21

    it was the "FOR JUST SUCH AN OCCASION" for me

  • @mitchellsittinger7430
    @mitchellsittinger7430 Před 9 měsíci +83

    TRUTH!!! "A gun behind every blade of grass"

  • @PM-bv2nx
    @PM-bv2nx Před 4 měsíci +13

    His face holding beer can. Priceless

  • @TheeLeodraco
    @TheeLeodraco Před 4 měsíci +9

    This is probly one of thee greatest jokes of all time.

  • @ZTisHim
    @ZTisHim Před rokem +121

    “There is mexican rednecks too!”
    -Gabriel Iglesies

  • @phillipburke9522
    @phillipburke9522 Před 4 měsíci +5

    The beer cans lying everywhere by the time the Marines show up! hahaha

  • @jaykanou7331
    @jaykanou7331 Před rokem +62

    The delivery was perfect

  • @theeverydayguylcw9075
    @theeverydayguylcw9075 Před rokem +45

    "Nothing but beer cans! And shotgun shells..."

    • @Sherman62
      @Sherman62 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Oh, and a mountain of 5.56 and deer rifle brass as well.

    • @MMCxXxHawk
      @MMCxXxHawk Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@Sherman62 lmao

  • @gretchenm5400
    @gretchenm5400 Před rokem +201

    Japanese knew it....A gun behind every blade of grass. Even more true now than back then. 2nd Amendment baby!!!

  • @Blinknone
    @Blinknone Před 4 měsíci +10

    More truth in this short clip than you'll see watching mainstream media for 24 hours.

  • @kath5201
    @kath5201 Před 11 měsíci +83

    Rednecks live all over, too. Idaho, North Dakota, Ohio, not just Southern states. I got 🍺,🛻 and a selection of shells...😊 Bring it.

    • @keithmays8076
      @keithmays8076 Před 4 měsíci

      Like a fucked up Baskin Robbins: 31 flavors of Rednecks with a rotating Flavor of the Month. I think this month is either Tennessee Whiskey or Ohio Buckeye Buckshot.🤔

    • @VaBlueRidge777
      @VaBlueRidge777 Před 3 měsíci

      Right on! From Appalachia to ya

    • @katkilr7685
      @katkilr7685 Před 3 měsíci

      You are right there are rednecks in every state . But us southern boys are just the leaders of the pack..

    • @scottbivins4758
      @scottbivins4758 Před měsícem

      If you want to get in on some of this fun you might want to come down south. Or the war might be over by the time you get here

  • @debbiehrabal6320
    @debbiehrabal6320 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Preach it, cause you are absolutely right

  • @ladamyre1
    @ladamyre1 Před 4 měsíci +31

    "Invading the United States will be impossible. There will be a rifle behind every blade of grass." - I. Yamamoto to Tojo, August 1941

  • @slashfromtx2845
    @slashfromtx2845 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Best joke I've heard!! Proud Texan, proud American here!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @hoosier8122
    @hoosier8122 Před rokem +59

    There’s a lot of truth in that. I’d bet there are many Americans that would be absolutely thrilled that someone invaded.

    • @junicohen7918
      @junicohen7918 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Loom at the border

    • @jacqueslefave4296
      @jacqueslefave4296 Před 4 měsíci

      Sad but true. And Joe is doing everything he can to bring in Jihadis and CCP soldiers over the southern border AMONG us.😡

    • @chrismiller5198
      @chrismiller5198 Před měsícem +2

      Go ahead, make my day.

    • @user-it1vp3tn8r
      @user-it1vp3tn8r Před 5 dny

      YES INDEED 🤩🤣

  • @rw6957
    @rw6957 Před 4 měsíci +15

    Girl from New Zealand here. Totaly agree with this.

  • @sandrawaltrip5135
    @sandrawaltrip5135 Před rokem +93

    True story, but don’t leave out Texans! They don’t have basements but they have their arsenals!

  • @shirleypersinger3614
    @shirleypersinger3614 Před rokem +17

    Y'all pay it no nevermind
    But we created the saying
    Fuck around and find out
    Spit!

  • @JorgeLopez-fu9lb
    @JorgeLopez-fu9lb Před rokem +11

    love that self satisfied smile at the end.

  • @jeffreyblackwell1444
    @jeffreyblackwell1444 Před rokem +23

    Don't you forget it!!, beer cans, shotgun shells, and bar-b-q wrappers!

    • @jacktheripper2716
      @jacktheripper2716 Před rokem +4

      Nah we still be cooking. takes 8 hours to cook a brisket you know.

    • @Jacob-qz9fo
      @Jacob-qz9fo Před rokem +2

      Pill boxes designed to look like duck blinds.

    • @Walker_Bulldog
      @Walker_Bulldog Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@jacktheripper2716 Lots of fried turkeys too.

  • @bploan8464
    @bploan8464 Před 13 dny +4

    The delivery, timing, perfect.... great comedian

  • @sanjayasampath4568
    @sanjayasampath4568 Před rokem +5

    "We got em bubba! Weee got emm suckers"

  • @CommonSense4u
    @CommonSense4u Před 11 měsíci +6

    The Charlie Daniels Band - (What This World Needs Is) A Few More Rednecks

  • @barbarahartzog7631
    @barbarahartzog7631 Před rokem +14

    dang right. good ole boys and girls.

  • @adammaulana3314
    @adammaulana3314 Před rokem +13

    Actual redneck will proud to hear this...

  • @cajuncraftysue
    @cajuncraftysue Před rokem +30

    I laughed until I cried! 😂 So true!!! 🤣

  • @Ottobot4264
    @Ottobot4264 Před rokem +14

    Down come the hillbillys from the mountains of Gatlinburg to provide support with there moonshine

  • @aaronray9295
    @aaronray9295 Před 8 měsíci +6

    The best way to end that - "RAISE HELL, PRAISE DALE!"

  • @ericriddle467
    @ericriddle467 Před rokem +7

    He ain’t lying

  • @jeremypaluck4246
    @jeremypaluck4246 Před 9 měsíci +6

    This is some real comedy!

  • @billystanhope5855
    @billystanhope5855 Před rokem +35

    Proud one right here!!

  • @michaelwatts9612
    @michaelwatts9612 Před rokem +19

    Redneck, you research where this term comes from. You'll realize how true this is.

    • @AdamErwin-uk7uj
      @AdamErwin-uk7uj Před 4 měsíci +5

      100%.
      Dem Scots-Irish Presbyterians is crazy!

    • @jacqueslefave4296
      @jacqueslefave4296 Před 4 měsíci

      The strike/march of the coal miners, with red bandanas around their necks. Tough men. And the Scots-Irish among them have been the backbone of every army in American history.

  • @saltygenx2743
    @saltygenx2743 Před 4 měsíci +3

    He ain't lyin'! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sharicoburn5475
    @sharicoburn5475 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Truth! Ready!

  • @ernest9606
    @ernest9606 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Amazing how the truth is funny 😂❤❤❤❤

  • @etool4355
    @etool4355 Před 4 měsíci +4

    This is why we need Red-Necks of all kinds.

  • @matthewrice9789
    @matthewrice9789 Před rokem +23

    Damn straight!!!

  • @joshuateter7418
    @joshuateter7418 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Pure truth here ladies and gentleman. The waitin is the hard part. Texas proud America proud.

  • @jj57631
    @jj57631 Před 7 měsíci +6

    that’ll be the shortest war in american history 🤠

  • @jaws26
    @jaws26 Před rokem +8

    One of the largest NASA bases in Alabama to, so we’d have rockets as well. Y’all can come and try and take us down, we’ll have fun!!

  • @hutchdw77
    @hutchdw77 Před rokem +8

    Damn proud of it.

  • @chadsmith8966
    @chadsmith8966 Před rokem +84

    There’s a quote, often attributed to Admiral Yamamoto of Japan, that goes something like this:
    “You cannot invade mainland America, there will be a gun behind every blade of grass.”

  • @Mrsuserdawn
    @Mrsuserdawn Před 6 měsíci +4

    Truth baby! 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @skoshow8418
    @skoshow8418 Před rokem +29

    Travel around Canada a bit. They got snow hillbillies and it’s awesome 😂

    • @Dthor93
      @Dthor93 Před rokem +3

      nah... snow mexicans! lmao we do love our northern family all jokes aside.

    • @shannonp1656
      @shannonp1656 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Snowbillies?

    • @scottbivins4758
      @scottbivins4758 Před měsícem

      redneck hillbillies from America and the snow hillbillies from Canada we got a lot of things in common we both call Geneva the checklist 😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸 and don't make me throw poland in this one oh my God that's like a miniature Texas 😂😂😂 we give Poland the nukes its over 😂😂

  • @Foreskinflavourednuts
    @Foreskinflavourednuts Před rokem +6

    Who is this man?!?😂 Im rolling. Thia is hilarious

  • @shellylister7006
    @shellylister7006 Před měsícem +2

    Love this! Every single thing he said is true! He could mix this in with Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a Redneck’!😂

  • @scottadkin541
    @scottadkin541 Před rokem +10

    Nailed it.

  • @speedmaster001
    @speedmaster001 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The Texans joined the conversation.

  • @brianjohnson8932
    @brianjohnson8932 Před rokem +40

    Damnnn right from Alabama

  • @genietillery878
    @genietillery878 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Love this.

  • @TheProAer
    @TheProAer Před 9 měsíci +5

    This makes me so proud!!

  • @tonyheiman5564
    @tonyheiman5564 Před rokem +19

    Absolutely true 😄

  • @rogerrosejr1340
    @rogerrosejr1340 Před rokem +9

    Hell yeah

  • @One.Disgruntled.American
    @One.Disgruntled.American Před 2 lety +30

    This is hilarious! I love it!

  • @rastapatchmail2357
    @rastapatchmail2357 Před rokem +14

    crushin it

  • @willieunderwood7856
    @willieunderwood7856 Před rokem +6

    I am crying baby

  • @natalieleonard5876
    @natalieleonard5876 Před rokem +17

    Hell what I 95 can’t handle i10 and 20 got that end

  • @dennisjohnsen7297
    @dennisjohnsen7297 Před 7 měsíci +6

    It is not in my basement. (I don’t have one). It’s on my coffee table.

  • @markusbanks7572
    @markusbanks7572 Před rokem +7

    Now that's facts!! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @The_ZachChristensen
    @The_ZachChristensen Před rokem +8

    Rednecks with scully dress shirts bubba!😂

  • @mando5023
    @mando5023 Před rokem +19

    Texas be there waiting for them to land.

    • @rylan5040
      @rylan5040 Před rokem +2

      We’s got a surprise for you 😂

    • @ramseyranch5053
      @ramseyranch5053 Před rokem +2

      They be waiting and foreign military be like: We will just go home don't mess with the south We will make our stand in dixieland

    • @joshuadeloach1676
      @joshuadeloach1676 Před rokem +4

      Lousiana would be like someones messin with our neighbor Texas. Ohhellna grab you're gear and get in the truck.

    • @ernest9606
      @ernest9606 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Garentee Tennessee and Kentucky will be there with our lord and Saveur Jesus christ

  • @tonyg4438
    @tonyg4438 Před 11 měsíci +10

    We have blacknecks now 😅

    • @Walker_Bulldog
      @Walker_Bulldog Před 11 měsíci +14

      Rednecks come in a variety of colors.

    • @Brucewayne-zs1fi
      @Brucewayne-zs1fi Před 4 měsíci +3

      True dat 👍✌️

    • @lanejohnson7656
      @lanejohnson7656 Před 4 měsíci

      We’ve always had black rednecks. Popular misconception that white folks hold the monopoly of being a redneck..

  • @ImRmd2
    @ImRmd2 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Preach brotha Preach!!! 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

  • @theeverydayguylcw9075
    @theeverydayguylcw9075 Před rokem +9

    I approve of this message.

  • @dclong-
    @dclong- Před rokem +6

    Damn right. Fck around and find out.

  • @MatthewHamilton-zz1gl
    @MatthewHamilton-zz1gl Před 11 měsíci +4

    We have bogans in Australia, our equivalent 😂

    • @ryanewbank9271
      @ryanewbank9271 Před 4 měsíci

      Bogans get a plane ticket just to have some fun. "Leslie Bull Allen" comes to mind!

  • @rcaddicting
    @rcaddicting Před rokem +3

    cant get over this joke 😂

  • @kaidenantosh2969
    @kaidenantosh2969 Před rokem +7

    I'm from the south this is true

  • @mexicoball213
    @mexicoball213 Před rokem +9

    Me: THERE IS ALSO MEXICAN ONES!!

    • @royaldivinepower2155
      @royaldivinepower2155 Před 4 měsíci

      Mexicans are mexicans. Rednecks are rednecks. Two totally different things.

  • @rylan5040
    @rylan5040 Před rokem +5

    They’ll land in the South and think they landed in the Serengeti 😂

  • @skycorrigan6511
    @skycorrigan6511 Před rokem +5

    Haha this's pretty good

  • @lava3218
    @lava3218 Před rokem +9

    He's not wrong.

  • @robertleewhitt6241
    @robertleewhitt6241 Před 4 měsíci +1

    How dare you >> state the truth ! 😂

  • @KyleVaughan1996
    @KyleVaughan1996 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Dudes speaking the truth lol 😂

  • @michaeladams9641
    @michaeladams9641 Před 2 lety +12

    Yes 🙌

  • @dlheff8029
    @dlheff8029 Před rokem +6

    Exactly 🙏💙🇺🇸❤️

  • @larryblodgett1500
    @larryblodgett1500 Před rokem +3

    Absolutely love it.. LMFAO

  • @mocotone
    @mocotone Před rokem +15

    I wonder if the rural folk truly appreciate, how much the rest of the country, ABSOLUTELY KNOWS AND TOUTS THIS.
    Even the inner city's most bona-fide G knows it. They gon be aiight. Lol

  • @davidbrown8310
    @davidbrown8310 Před rokem +12

    I made a comment at a party some time ago where my wife's friend stated she was scared of truck with a gun rack. I told that girl that "Bubba" will be the first in line to protect your ass from being "violated" by any invader. "Violated" was this comments edited word it, was a tad bit harsher and got my point across !

  • @smeary10
    @smeary10 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Australia: hold my beer. 😂

    • @lanejohnson7656
      @lanejohnson7656 Před 4 měsíci +1

      No offense to our Aussie friends. But pick any state in the south and I bet I can argue that state alone is more heavily armed than all of Australia.

  • @steevegmtech7326
    @steevegmtech7326 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I can't wait for this!! 😊

  • @a.fitzpatrick4395
    @a.fitzpatrick4395 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "WAR'S OVER BABY!!"......😂

  • @SirMevan
    @SirMevan Před 4 měsíci

    This joke lives in my head rent free 🤣

  • @lovpizza1320
    @lovpizza1320 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Can we talk about that cool shirt!!!

  • @pbelle2899
    @pbelle2899 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Good ole boys and girls❤

  • @prissylovejoy702
    @prissylovejoy702 Před rokem +7

    DAMN STRAIGHT!

  • @williammahoney2863
    @williammahoney2863 Před rokem +7

    California got all the safe spaces to defend that side...

  • @MarioHernandez-ng4qh
    @MarioHernandez-ng4qh Před 4 měsíci +1

    FORTUNATE SON plays from the sky!

  • @buttoncreationz
    @buttoncreationz Před 3 měsíci

    He ain't lying! 😂😂😂

  • @Sumcracker
    @Sumcracker Před rokem +4

    We got your back

  • @stevenduncan3818
    @stevenduncan3818 Před rokem +6

    So true

  • @namuhtsuj4025
    @namuhtsuj4025 Před rokem +7

    It’s not so much the number of arms that I find interesting as it is the US population instantly being able to pivot to guerrilla warfare should there been an occupying force. Trying to root all the people out of rural areas would be almost impossible. Imagine trying to fight against heavy insurgence in the Deep South, Appalachian Mts, Rocky Mts, Sierra Mts, rural New England, rural Idaho/Montana/Wyoming, rural Pacific Northwest, Florida/Louisiana swamp country. Just seems absolutely impossible.

    • @RAH_BLISS
      @RAH_BLISS Před 4 měsíci +1

      We are definitely preparing for it

  • @PJShu
    @PJShu Před 3 měsíci

    He ain’t lying!! 😂😂

  • @AndreasWernerReiske-ln4kr
    @AndreasWernerReiske-ln4kr Před 4 měsíci +1

    This guy is a genius!