My "kingdom" full of peasants voiced by chat
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
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Twitch - / charborg
Shop - charborg.gg/
Main Channel - / charborg
Twitter - / charborgg
Discord - / discord
Music - share.epidemicsound.com/ymyd8x
Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
0:00 - Intro
1:00 - The start of my awful kingdom
4:40 - Hello Fresh #ad
6:14 - Preparing for winter
10:27 - Winter has come...
18:20 - Teaching the bandits a lesson
24:11 - Preparing for the raiders & burning witches
30:20 - Getting raided
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#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights - Hry
Milord is very easy to startle. Whenst a boisterous peasant speaks to him, he doth cry out like a babe.
Hast thy forgotten thine manners? Should thou resume spitting such slander, I shall call upon the abomination from yon granary. Then thine words, you shall regret!
Thy dare speak ill of milord?
Our lord protects! Thy fields shalt be barren and thy maidens few, without his guiding hand
↑ beware of witches and their honeyed words
babe
No the chat ARE the peasants. NOT "VOICING" THEM.
Verily, Charborg doth endeavor to obscure the verity that this be not a mere pastime, but rather a ploy to garner views upon his videos, thusly to reap lucre and perpetuate this unceasing travail.
What
@donathany dude, I could swear that I was having a stroke ,or I was dumb trying to figure this out
@@donathany rough translation
This aint no game, this is life
What game is he playing?
this stream was wild to watch cuz charborg doesnt know enough words to understand a lot of the peasant messages, people were dragging his ass and he was just like "huh? what?" lmfao
when the lord is less literate than the serfs
america moment
What stream was this?
@@DoomNeb Some emperors didn't know how to read or Write. They had pre-cut Metal, most of the Time Gold, patterns, that spelled ''legi'' = lat. ''I have read'' and their Signature, so they only had to follow the line with a pen to sign. And I mean European and Byzantine Emperors, not Roman Emperors, those were most of the time very literate and educated by Philosophers. Only after Charlemagne, who was the First medieval Emperor to think that Reading and Writing are valuable skills, Literacy slowly increased in the entire Populace, because the Schools he founded together with Monasteries weren't classist, Poor people, Monks and Rich people could attend them.
@@Mast3rB3ard 😂😂😂
"I appear to have shit my britches" took me out
Lets go we get to wash our arse!
For me it was the singleplayer chickens line 🤣
For the love of God please let the Grainery Goblin become a recurring character he is just so whimsical and a rapscallion at heart.
i do hope he recovers from stepping on his spear
@@mushr--mindeed 😔
Just keep him away from the corpse pit unsupervised and he should be fine.
What’s this game called ? I can’t find it anywhere…
@silverlining_1995 Manor Lords, its a bit slow at times, but if you're a fan of city building games, it's actually very intricate and interesting.
Mista borg can us peasants have just a nibble of food 🙏
The most mouse-like of nibbles, Milord? 😔🙏
@@greenbackjack768you shall not lowly peasant.
No
You just have to suck it out of the one nipple utter cow
Im dying
M’Lord I do not wish to disturb you wish troubling news but I muss confess I am quite disturbed by a recent happening. Yestermorning I was roused from my slumber by the most peculiar of sensations, and discovered the granary goblin nibbling at my toenails as I lay sleeping.
Fear not, my fellow serf, the goblin shalt keep thine toenails short; 'tis a benefit, not a bane. If mayhaps he nibbles too far, you may find it wise to keep thine spear tucked by thy side at the ready.
In mine own defense, thy toenails art v'ry delicious. Those gents eke holp ky skin, i has't nev'r did look m're glistening in mine own life. Doth thee seeth how mine own skin radiates?
The Granary Goblin quietly mutters sweet musings into my ear come night. He certainly is peculiar, but also a good friend
@@bigbalticbox WITCH
"We are currently growing... fallow." - I lolled
I had to search up what fallow was, but uh yeah, how long did it take Charborg to notice he was growing nothing?
@@BulborbStanSomeone told him immediately. Didn't really help with the constant starvation anyways.
@@wasperfly even then you need to process them into bread, but I think the peasants wouldn't mind munching on some raw straws
@@mr.jancok4413 cronchy
that was so unintentionally hilarious
One of the Manor Lord historical consultants here: they didn't have tomatoes in medieval Europe, whoever made that suggestion should be locked up for being a time traveller ;)
It was just a typical illiterate peasant misspelling. They meant to say "two mate-os". The village idiot was chucking corpses.
Yes!
Golly gosh, get a load of this rapscallion it appears we have a scholar on our hands
Fuck me is this game's environment art just absolutely gorgeous
It's a single developer and it is actually really well done. It is still in like super early release but enjoyable nonetheless.
the character design is insane.
he did really well making this. I wonder if he's the same lad who made "Eden", a game that is actually perfectly identical except it went more in-depth with fishing cabins and stuff. It was a really cool game, though I haven't been able to find it since. It was named Eden.
It's like a beautified and more polished version of Banished which is all I ever wanted
What's the game called?
"The man who whispers under the grainery" is giving serious Welcome to Night Vale vibes
The delivery of "you killed us" was so perfect at 32:29
Milord hath been sponsored. Tonight we dine as kings!
With hello fresh
WIT O'UR BELOVED HELLO FRESH
yea, brigands are near! tonight we dine in hell :/
16:42 😭I’m so happy the Frog Jam seller got in here! I originally made them for DnD but I’m happy I could add to the CharLore❤🐸🍓
The dead animals add to the taste im sure
We love you frog jam seller!!
congrats on being the single ounce of culture in this doomed little village!
Yet another reason I wish I could have been there for the stream. I would've purchased your entire stock. 🐸🍓
i love the frog jam seller!
"Cowabunga" said the serfer to his lord, and twas very gnarly indeed 😢
The fact its an ox and not a bull makes "The cow's milk incident" even more suspect
“The whispering man. Ya know, the one who lives under the granary” is so Night Vale core.
The most cursed thing in this playthrough is charborg building a medieval town in manor lords with a grid pattern.
He truly is american.
This whole time, I kept imagining that Charborg was a time traveler just taking advantage of the peasants. But when the Mitochondria joke hit, I just imagined that he was the reason it is a meme today.
That AI has some insane delivery skills, backed by the skill of chat's writing.
(*sees chickens*)
"Hello, small freaks"
This game is a "try to save people from starving" simulator and I love it so much. You could do everything in your power, do everything to feed your people and keep them happy, and yet they still fucking starve and die. It's hilarious. I just wish it had better optimization. There's no reason setting the graphics lower should lag the game more than if I max them out. Unacceptable. I know it's very very early access, but come on man. I'd like to be able to actually play the game.
Yeah. Its basically medieval Frostpunk.
It's not just because it's early access, but the game is literally being made by a single guy (Greg Styczen). And judging from the quality of the game even with the problem it has, I say he did a pretty awesome job so far
just make them eat food, dummy. most people dont starve when they eat food
what game is this?
@@SSmallwood Manor Lords
A Chorbarg video a day keeps the shadow figures away!! 😂😂😊🤑
🪑
It doesn’t I still see them
chorbarg
eh idk hes still outside the window
hang on where did he
Instead you get him visiting you everyday
Grannary Goblin sounds like he would ask if "Thou wouldst like to live deliciously.".
To the chatter that made the Emperor's New Groove reference at 20:23, I owe my life to you
glad my warning to charborg abouth thy granary goblin was in m'lords video
10:50 12:57 23:07
You got 3 of your comments in the video, congrats!
Not charborg milking an ox
Definitely not beating the furry allegations
An ox is the species name, not gendered. He was milking a bull.
Edit: nvm an ox is a castrated male ig.
A normal Mother’s Day… remember to say it to your mothers. My sister has my mom on phone titled “spawn point.”
I have mine as Spawn Point A. It's been that way for years 💀
"hes going bacon, egg and cheese on this thing!" -char 3:54
gave it the works
game is called manor lords and charborg didnt build a manor all episode
Because he is the leader of the PEOPLE
If he did, he might have done a little better on the whole fighting bandits front. You know, with that fully armed and armoured retinue you can recruit and all.
"Youre walking a very thin line here Village throwing tomato idiot" had me dying, i dont even know if he realized he said it backwards lol
Out of everything, the "thoust are turning thine village into a suburban hell, mi'lord" is the one that got me, as he zooms out to view his suburban hell.
6:20 "We're currently growing fallow" oh no...
So much I love about this episode. The voices are just excellent. Charborg insulting everyone and telling the graniery guy to eat gun powder. And of course the reappearance of Jason, still missing his wife.
22:05 if he's throwing villages maybe dont mess with him 💀
This was adorable. The little English chat-peasants chattering makes my heart melt.
The odds that the very next TTS would be the village idiot himself had me dying during the stream
FINALLY chorbarg giving a video to eat to!! I get to eat today!!!
M’lord I am starving!
HUZZAH!!
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Wouldst thou like to see Zarbobulon?
Dost thou see a stream before thee? Remove thy channel points. I will guide thy mouse.
I love you for this reference
Ok but fr tho, fast food does date back to at least the 13th century, where the peasantry would pick up meat pies in what's the ancient equivalent of getting a burger on the way home from work.
Oh, fast food dates back way further. They've unearthed an ancient fast food restaurants in Pompeii not too long ago.
I despise this creature, the borg
witch!!
i feel like charborg sees me rewatching his old vids for the 3rd time, watching hours of his VODs, and has decided to give me fresh content more often
i dont know how he does it but ive watched all of charborg's VODs and theyve all left me wanting more from each game,,,, char is like a drug i swear
29:01 "A corpse pit...we're gonna need to build one of these"
My old music teacher/orchestra conductor did the music for this game lol
they did a phenomenal job
It's very good music
"hurry up and chop trees" -maxes woodcutters-"why are you chopping trees? Why is there so many of you here? Are you chopping trees?"
-Charborg 2024
This happens at 12:15
You should totally play the Skyrim mod where twitch chat voice’s the npc’s. It’s so good.
Gort the serf would like to speak with you...
He's serf of the year I've heard.
it's great that you somehow get a full year's warning about bandit attacks. Either they're travelling slow as fuck or they have a VERY farsighted schedule
I begeth thee, lord char, just a speck of nourishment!
Congrats on 600K🎉
I love these text to speech stream from all these channels very enjoyable to watch
Hello Fresh has a sister company, Factor, and they are ruining my town
Fuck hello fresh fr
Fuck hello fresh fr
we remain peasants in this world still
Do tell
Cool story. Don't bother elaborating, please.
Why the local creeps voice kinda…
._.
Hearing a song that's in my relaxing harp playlist play in the background of the ad really broke my brain. I thought my spotify started buggin
We should pool together a budget to make chat-integration an actual IRL event, Charborgia will be established, and razed to the ground under disgruntled mob rule, in the span of a single stream.
6:37 "Bro said 'It's raining.'."
Borgius may I put my flying plate on your land?
Me personally I would’ve said “M’lord I have Unfortunately Spotted a “Glorp” in the woods. It called to me in a way I felt uncomfortable”
The more chrborg talks about hello fresh the more im tempted to try it in the future, also todays ad had so much charm to it lol
that is the idea of ads
@@theaveragepro1749 yeah i know
Ive heard that hellofresh is not a good brand though, be sure to read up before buying from them
@@TheHotDogGuy.Lmao
King Charredborg and the kingdom of Charbogia
the whispers from the shack are in my head
WITCH!!
You art frightening the maidens, sire
My favorite genre of charborg video is the chat using TTS💀 this was hilarious bro would love to see more of this game
been loving the little video intros, the simple ones like this and the VoTV one. killah work B)
This is the rapid failed early adulthood startup company equivalent of a medieval village
17:01 - Such a very impressively maidenly utterance, M'lord! An assortment of unspeakably dandy lads grow envious of your most laudable talents.
Congratulations on 600K :D
THE WHISPERING GUY IS PROFESSER DOODLEWHACKERS LONG LOST ANCESTOR NO WAY
So happy you made a video out of this
M’lord would thou spare one shilling for a wee lad like me
Man, I've been loving the little cinematic intros in the recent videos!
This is next level Charborg. Fantastic
23:58 turned into Crusty for a moment there
More of this would be great
More of this please!!
More! I love this.
Of course, only more whenever you feel like it .
Please ma lord give me a crumb a bread to last my family. We are hungry borg.
i need more episodes of this
Congratulations on 600k!!
Damn, first Let's Game it Out puts out a Manor Lords video and now Charborg. I am well fed on funny man content today
everything aside, this game has remarkably good graphics and art direction, it's not super pleasant to my eyes but it *looks* super high-fidelity
Man, I can’t wait till we invent cheese
2:30 he ain’t jest’n around… he wants the cleaning.
(auto-wrong garbage.)
Thank you for the video My Lord
I'm praying for another stream of Ser Borg on this game
This was incredibly funny please make more i beg you sire
This stream was the best.
Prof Doodlewhacker lives under the granary
only the best for the kingdom
congrats on 600K
I love charborg imitating the old brits
such a nice kingdom, if only i had one
Oh my exelency do thy think we art deserving of skibity?oh what the sigma must i be thinking of course thee art deserving
13:42 ok, quiet Uriel Septim VII!
2 manor lord videos in one day. Nice
Lets game it out and charborg
Please play more of this game charlord
The co-op chickens joke was so good hahahaha
CHRBRG video, today is a good day
Thy Granary goblin has eaten my children milord Mayeth i commence a burning of the granary?
The Granary Goblin sounds like Black Phillip