still a piece of garbage
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Therapist: "How are you doing?"
Me:
Same lol
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Perfect
Hilarious and original
czcams.com/video/FhyfggpI_fA/video.html
Best piece of garbage ever.
And you used the ancient trash can!
yass!
Aincibage.
Dank unfunny slug of vomit Becuz my channel is ded
Guncans.
Gungans.
Jarjar is trash
we can make a religion out of this!
Just, BTW, this was literally recommended to me by my therapist as a good coping mechanism during CBT as a way to take power away from negative thoughts. He said, "Say them in a funny voice or sing them in a song," and I sang, "I'm still a piece of garbage," and he said, "yeah, that's good. You came up with that fast." I was like, "dude, that's my entire generation"
EDIT: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
Please tell me CBT is not what I think it is.
@@Moonchado what do you think it is?
@@Moonchado technically it stands for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
@@HimitsuYami oh good it thought it was the other thing
@@DarianRamkissoon same lmfao
“We can make a religion out of this”
No, no, he’s got a point.
No, don't
Yes do it 🗑️
Teacher: Pick one sentence to describe yourself.
Me:
Yes
True
oh hi thanks for checking in i'm STILL A PEICE OF GARBAGE
Ture
Lololololll
me: *one second into studying*
my phone:
“hocus pocus, you have now lost your focus.”
Ngl that's a good comment
This is me right now
Ok
Skidadle Skidoodle, your -last three braincells- is now a noodle
meep
I remember searching up "I'm trash" on YT in high school bc I was very depressed and insecure... and when I watched this video I actually laughed out loud after crying my eyes out and wanting to die for an hour straight.
Bill wurtz is confirmed to be the cure to depression. Also i hope you feel better these days
Hope you’re doing better!
And years later, this is still my favorite meme.
it shall never die.
CORRECT and same
True.
me: **watch this video**
my brain: do it again
14 million people in a nutshell.
“do it again, it’s the best quality video”
U READ MY MIND
"Another one" [In DJ Khaled voice]
Dis me.
“Alright class, next Tuesday bring in a song that describes you!”
“..”
Perfect.
Indeed
Yes perfect
That's me
Relatable
this vine will forever stay in my heart
after 5 years, i finally get to see the origin of these gacha intros.
"I'm still a piece of garbage"
-15M- -16M- -17M- -18M- -19M- -20M- -21M- -22M- -23M- 27M people: *auto replay*
Edit: you guys are very annoying to remind me every million view to re-edit my comment XD
Finally a one that doesn't say *iNtErEsTiNG*
How do you turn that on?
@@brezzierseal2689 only on PC
@@feakow8692 oh....
*HOW TO COMMIT AUTO REPLAY ON ANDROID*
*You visit the trash can.
* Surprise! There's an Alphys inside.
Oml^
+Günther Tuben *THATS THE TRASH CAN! FEEL FREE TO VISIT IT ANY TIME!
+NotASpyReally YAY UNDERTALE
+NotASpyReally * it's my element
8 years later, and I'm still a piece of carbage
The piano go "tutututututuuuuum" and the text go "STILL A PIECE OF GARBAAAAAGE"
Me after Quarantine
Friend: How are you?
Me:
*During*
@BaliZ La Productions oof
@BaliZ La Productions wtf
1,00th like
Faxs
“Now coming to a dank river valley near you”
It’s the Persian empire
i’m the 666 like LOL
I didn’t know this comment blew up until I just had this in my recommendation ._.
You can make a religion out of this.
Can we go on land now?
*NO*
Why not?
*THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*
What our parents expect us to say when we do something stupid:
8 Years later and still relatable
CZcams reccomends this to me regularly so I don't forget that I'm a piece of garbage
I double checked, and you're still a peice of garbage.
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES
@Spin6000 i ruined it
@Spin6000 and i removed mine
@Spin6000 me too i can do this all day
Can't explain why this is so perfect
Woah, a verified person. And you aren't lieing tho-
What's up checkmark
Legit tho. This is a mood. I'm not putting myself down from this. I'm just listening to facts.
_says something about your checkmark_
Perfection at its finest 👌😃
7 years later and this is still recommended to me
2015: im a piece of garbage
2023: im a piece of history
Can I please make this my answering machine tone
Danielsauras it's possible
Sigh Jaylene lol
I want to like it so bad but I don't wanna ruin the 666 likes-
im finna steal this idea from you real quck lol
plz how
CZcams: So you probably wondering why I brought you back here
CZcams: You see me and the others knew you would watch anything in quarantine
Åtqîÿā 26 yes and also because im still a piece of garbage
Jokes on you
I searched for this video
They’re telling me I’m a piece of garbage and I have to go outside
You're A Piece Of Garbage, Gachatard.
I was looking for it 4 YEARS. And now it just random appeared on my fyp...
Me at 96 when I’m in the nursing home:
This guy’s voice acting is just too good
Yep
He’s a musician...
@@PatheticTV *Was
@@magicspritecan4155 no he still is lol
@@shitpostergeneral3533 oh ok
Bill: still a piece of garbage
23 million people: this is cool
😂
Well let's all be honest it is cool
Its 19 million views not people, meaning that lots of them couldve replayed the video
Don’t read my name
No it's those who think that Bill is not a piece of trash.
so much emotion in just 5 seconds
love how every year i always get this in my recommended
its an annual occurence
"still a piece of garbage"
22 million people: *relatable*
According to my Calculations it’s actually 13,609,453
@@that1fanboy159 *_Damn hes to strong! How do I defeat him now?_*
@@that1fanboy159 no its actually 13,643,958
no I am the god, it’s 13,660,736!! MUAHAHAHAHHA
@@that1fanboy159 Acording to my mathematical calculations, it is actually 13,664,844
"Ah yes a quality 5 seconds spent"
- *17 million people*
My golden nugget... I believe you mean...
*- 18 million people*
-E
69 million people at some point their life
This was definitely more than 5 seconds
What if I changed that number quickly...
@@zoksudu2594 i believe you mean
18 308 473.
Oh shoot, I think I lost my package of forks again.
i love how this masterpiece is recommended to me 8 years later
SAMEEE
Almost every person’s intro:
relatable..
True , also luv your pfp xD
@@potatop9097 why don't you say more random insults because her profile is gacha? -_-
@øŕèø xĐ ty LOL
@@rex5110 shut up even tho I don't like gacha I don't criticize them
My computer whenever I go to see how it's doing with that update
samee
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Edgar Munoz I haven’t seen this comment been used
the ones that are common are “my life in 5 seconds” or something like that.
The shotgun is Fortnite
I will now add a I to the beginning of your name and thats my reply
omg i remember back in the day this was everyone’s intro
Eight years later and I'm still coming back to listen to this again
I can't describe how many memories are attached to these 12 words
Same lol
Yup
F
@@v3256 nice
Same !
No one:
Morgz waking up every day:
Lol
ya not wrong lmao
Fake mr.beast Zxd
@@spiral6300 yup
Good joke
Several years later and I’m still coming back to it
i keep geting recomended this every year or so so it feels like i am kinda checking in
Everyone in every insane fandom.
Everyone in every modest fandom.
Everyone ever.
oh hi thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage
ultimate gamer 3000 Yes, that is in fact what the video said
lol
my favorite part was when he said
*still a piece of garbage*
"I'm": *Am I a joke to you?*
"oh hi, thanks for checking in, i'm:" *Am I a joke to you?*
still a piece of garBAGE
What's so funny
0:01 GARBAGE BUTTON
I found this masterpiece years ago, but I go back to it whenever I feel like crap and it makes me feel better
The garbage is a deadly target
My life explained in 5 seconds
Same. But you gotta add TWICE somewhere, then yes it's definitely me
Except no One Checks In On Your Life Because You're A Loser Crawling Hopelessly Around the Internet Just To Get Recognised
me too :P
Did someone say my name?
Ok
Almost forgot to watch this today
Same, I would've been in trouble
MAI SAN
@@hanzskarl4865 A man of culture
@@ecstasyshortcake1293 Hayasaka best gir- oh wait wrong anime
Lol
8 years later still a masterpiece
and I'm still getting it in my recommended
i love this video because every 3 to 6 months or so it will get randomly recommended to me.
Mom: "How's your life?"
Me:
Oh hi, thanks for cheking in, im still a piece of garbage
but you can't sing
@@KurinBaba dc mate
LOL
666 likes on this comment, I will haunt anyone who breaks the 666 like count
*quarantine is over*
School:
Its over?! 😭😭😭Noo!
@@Zaiaam dumbass it isn't
zUltra so right
It’s actually close to being over people are starting to out and some places are opening up again.
@@charon_lix no.
I forgot this meme existed 😂 *nostalgia*
i like how bill wurtz's older videos are basically just animated tweets
Whenever i'm sad I watch this video, should probably see a therapist
I watch this video every morning as a reminder
No I don't thing you do I listen to this every hour as a reminder
@@grant4our50 k Payton (not even a real name)
It is a real name
@@grant4our50 who's your friend levi?
bill wurtz : "I'm still a piece of garbage"
the whole internet : "thats... a masterpiece"
It’s so relatable
the whole internet: It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece
Internet is the thing ur on
@@5eda please dont say that sentence again
It is
8 years later and this song is still a banger
this song is not a sausage
@@PremiumDonut1HELLO ME BOY
YOU'RE 2 SECONDS LATE FOR WORK!
GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME MONEY YEAH!
Every time I see this on my recommended it is mandatory to watch it
6 Years later and still he’s feeling like a piece of garbage
Don’t make me feel old like that
(This is a joke)
@@j4ckleck386 ok
@@j4ckleck386 ok
@@j4ckleck386 ok?
@@j4ckleck386 ok
Imagine after the 9 months of him being gone, he just uploads this.
Atleast I know he is back
where is heeee i have been searching and stalking him for moonths
@@anonymous-ql8fp he said he's getting some better editing software on his website
@@hopefullyexisting1531 oh thank you for that information, I was worried
A Koopa Troopa currently working for bowser. P
7 years later and this still rocks
I'm waiting for someone to transition this into a thriller remix about garbage.
Some garbage is OK
am i ok
lolkayce yes
Spencer Launey thank you :^)
See what you did there. Bill should make music for Eric andre
**kids start cheering**
The spoon in toy story 4 be like:
xD
HIS NAME SPORKY
Forky
Its Sebastien 🤣🤣🤣
.
Eight years and this video is still the best out of any other ones
This song is such a masterpiece that you don’t even feel like garbage after listening to it, even if you have a bad day. The tune is pretty catchy and totally disguises the fact that your feeling horrible. Another work of art except 7 years later
I got this in my recommendations
Is this a hint CZcams?
Heh same here
CZcams is basically recommending you god's content
メガロきき that’s true!
CZcams knows...
Yes
i used to think this was funny but
now its just funnier
i strongly agree
This is my life
The older you are the funnier this gets
I've heard this audio on a funny version of dis anime, u know, kinda like a throwback, it's was like, whobiddawatchamacallit of doohiky on crack, or, something....
Nice pfp
thanks youtube for putting this on the feed eight years later on a random sunday
If I had a tv show this would be my theme song
4 years and I never realized he made this.
I feel like a piece of garbage
Same
Same
Same (this is becoming a chain)
Same
Same
thanks for reminding me
ikr
Unyt honestly I know I’m garbage but you didn’t have to remind me😂😂
Unyt lmao mood
Unyt 666 likes
Gotti
Watching this in 2023, best short video ever.
It's 2023 and this is still iconic
bill wurtz: sings for 5 seconds
the internet: Perfection.
Actually four if you subtract the talking🤣
@@little_sophie5553 and the 1 (0:04)
Oh hi thanks for checking im still a piece of ✨ l e m o n ✨
Fax
better a good riff or pleasant tone for 5 seconds than 5 minutes of garbage
My life in 4 seconds.
Kreepis 5*
Squishy it's 4 if u don't count the last second
Dinami its 1 if you dont count the last 4 seconds
YGK then it's one second??????
I'm confusedtho
Squishy the last second is a black screen and no voice.
I love seeing this come across my recommendations.
I see it and I'm like "Oh! it's time to check in on Bill Wurtz again!"
Thanks youtube for reminding me, seven years later, that I am still in fact a piece of garbage
Bill: *singing a short song about garbage*
The whole internet: *this will be the perfect meme*
Every gachatuber looking for a meme or intro: * markiplier face* *I c a n m i l k y o u*
@@klanceklancerevolution3339 SO TRUE LOL
wasnt this a vine but he also put it on here?
@@klanceklancerevolution3339
Lol, finally someone mentioned it.
@@klanceklancerevolution3339 as a gacha kid
*I can confirm that was one of my first intros 😶*
I come back here because-
"I'm still a piece of GARBAGE."
*I think we all are.*
Same
Astolfo wit da drip
Drip astolfo
Yeah bro👌
Bill makes every sentence a music.
8 years later and still a masterpiece
WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS SO RELATABLE
Tumblr!
Nightcast9 - I don't have Tumblr!
+Name's Bondevik. Lukas Bondevik. That's something somebody who has a tumblr would say.
Nightcast9 - I don't have Tumblr, pal. Sorry. But I have been on it before, I think.
I know, right! I totally relate to being in a war!
When he said "I'm still a piece of garbage"
I felt that...
Who didn’t?
what i missed that, timestamp pls?
@@milu3779 38:25
When he said "oh hi thanks for checking in" I felt that
@@milu3779 0:01
(I get the joke)
Got recommended to me again today. I still love this piece of iconic internet.
I'd use this the next time somebody messages me to ask how I'm doing, but then it'd never get used.
Too relatable.
THAT'S WHERE I KNEW HIS VOICE FROM
Anna Woods , who? Sub?
Anna Woods SAME MEMES HAVE RUINED ME
Anna Woods I watched it on a South park on crack video
Anna Woods same
Anna Woods YEAH
Most people who watched this do not know that this is the sequel to 'I'm a piece of garbage' which was released a day before this
I care about this interesting factoid, but apparently the guy above me thinks I'm inaudible so ig you'll never get this message :(
Interesting
woah, thanks for the fact c: im gonna check out the previous video
Damn we got some deep lore
Let us take a moment of silence for poor ‘ol Ps1 Hagrid, who is unfortunately deaf and cannot hear the many people who care for this interesting piece of information
8 years later and i still love this and i also made my sister watch this 100 times
teacher: how are you doing
me:
Lyrics:
Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of GARBAGE
May I ask what the price of Garbage is? Considering that according you your lyrics, Bill seems very interested in such a topic
Correction: piece, not price
Omg!!🤭Thank you👍👍👏I couldnt🙅♂️🙅♀️🙅❌❌find these anywhere‼️‼️‼️❗️🥵🥵😭🥰😘😍😍🤪🤪☺️😊😊🤗😩😩🥴🤧😍😇😊😊😘
yourlunchbox ‘ That’s a lot of emojis
OmG hOw LoNg DiD tHiS tAkE yOu
When you have 5 seconds to describe CZcams rewind 2018
BizzareRookieCookie Roblox sooooooooo true
*Just about every every youtube rewind
It is bad CZcams rewind
Genius genius
Thx for rewinding me
I love How youtube considers this as music
Pro-tip: when job hunting, the audio from this meme makes a terrible voicemail greeting. I wonder how many opportunities I missed because I forgot I set this as my greeting.
7 years later and this is still a masterpiece
Still a piece of garbage*
agreed
And still a piece of garbage.
true
You mean "Still a piece of garbage"
This is the type of video you watch on loop at 2 am
It’s 1am and I am still a piece of garbage
dang it....it's fawkin 2 am
Im doing it
As a person who is watching this at 2:00 am, I feel you. 😔😩
Oh Wow What A Fucking Coincidence
Thank you for reminding me every year.
One of the best micro videos! A lot in just five seconds.