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#KickScammers #KickStarter #FailedConsoles - Hry
So the most popular types of Kickstarter consoles are:
- unofficial retro consoles,
- several consoles in one or play-every-type-of-game consoles,
- portable versions of home video game consoles,
- home consoles for mobile games,
Had issues with copyright on the last video that happened shortly after the original upload went live. I did hold out for as long as possible for it to fix but sadly nothing happened! in other words... this video is exactly the same besides 8 seconds of music! Normal programming will commence this weekend!
And yes... I even kept the NUTSHACK stuff in too!!! I fell for it first time and it would be rude if I changed it now :P
Damn copyright
@@slopesgameroom Man Fuck UMG
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@@slopesgameroom if you love your high quality with definitely do something with talk about the coleco chameleon
Iâm gonna be honest, Iâm more interested in creating biscuit meâs than the book console.
He wanted to change the busicuit world. But he neede you help. Support Novatio.
Hmmmm...
Iâm interested in the Spring Zone game.
8 seconds of music is all you need to take down 20 minute video?
I am amazed
LDS church claimed copyright on one of my public domain civil defense film uploads, for footage featuring 8 seconds of clouds. The video was never produced by them to begin with.
@@comradedragunov4476 Clouds? As in, a song named Clouds or actual clouds?
Mornan Anchy I assume he means actual clouds
Get this, some guy did a video game walk-through/letâs play about seven or eight years ago. A different channel recently did the walk-through/letâs play for that game, so they hit the original guy with the DMCA copyright claim, thatâs right, someone got DMCA you do for a video he made seven years ago by someone who didnât even make the game
@@eddiedingle767 Yes, actual footage of clouds, from old nuclear test footage. I doubt the LDS church owns this footage they claim, but its on me to prove it.
Comrade Dragunov I havenât read the book of Mormon, I donât have the magical underpants or special goggles, maybe it says something about it in there? Only the heads of the Mormon church can own the earth
That last part about having a service where people can sell their home cooked food (locally in their towns) might have been great in the 1950's, but in this age there would be so many people getting food poison and others being deliberately poisoned because people have lost their damn minds these days.
Also - Order a take-out. :)
@@frankowalker4662 Even that can't be trusted much. There's a segment on the channel 'Oneyplays' where they talked about a pizza delivery guy poisoning their pizza (on purpose), to get revenge for complaining about a previous delivery he serviced them with. It wasn't lethal, but they said they were throwing up all night. You just can't trust people these days.
@@ikeyasector Yeah, point taken. There are some sick people out around.
@@frankowalker4662 It's nuts. I grew up in the 80's in a somewhat small town and that sort of thing didn't happen... well... in my area. Now my home town is three times the size from what it was and people are pulling all kinds of evil sh*t. Always be careful out there.
World has always been evil tho. Not a new thing.
"I'm the founder and CEO of Inception International Industries and the creator of GamerArchive"
Wow, this guy really gave himself a *PRRRRRRRRRROMOTION!*
The ironic thing about novatio, is steam on linux now has proton, which runs windows steam games on linux.
proton is based on the open source windows compatibility layer for linux: wine, which is probably what they would have used anyways.
18:52
Those aren't cosplayers. Those are actors from a scene from Street Fighter Assassin's Fist, which IS official from Capcom.
Damnit, you beat me to it and you have a timestamp.....it was made by machinima for WB and premiered on CZcams as a series of shorts, just like the previous series they did, "mortal Kombat", but both have sense been deleted due to all that crap that went down.
You can sometimes find them on DVD at Walmart, so I'm 100% certain that you can still find them for sale....somewhere
Which makes Mr. Demo there more of a fool because had he made any money off his nonsense, Capcom would have sent their lawyers out for illegally using their property. Ignorance is no excuse but he's clearly ignorant of Copyright.
18:56
hell that's not even cosplayers....those are the actors who play Ken and Ryu in Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist.
Totally forgot the SmachZ used to be called the PGS.
The "interactive game console" with the whole controlling real actors to play out the game in real life sounds like the plot of that Gerard Butler movie, "Gamer".
*Sees video* Oh sweet, another new KickScammer so soon?
*Sees it is reupload* Aw...
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*Decides to rewatch it anyway because it's good content*
Apparently that PGS guy has never heard of the Nintendo Switch.
Compucles Or proper lip sync. Seriously, why is that terrible ADR necessary?
that PGS handheld might have been possible. not quite in the form factor they showed, but with devices such as the GPD Win series of UMPCs, these things do exist and are fairly good
That device in the number 1 slot, is he trying to make mind controller glasses?
Will Keaton I think the idea is that you would be telling your friend to do actions and they would re-enact it...for.......reasons?
Yeah, one person pushes some buttons, then the glasses tell the wearer what they're supposed to do. Right now the person wearing the glasses is supposedly doing this willingly, but as time goes by...
21:14 Graphic design is my passion
Yeah...jsyk, those arnt cosplayers they are actual actors from a now deleted machinima series about Street fighter that was made for WB after they did so well on the mortal Kombat series.
10:12 - that one is actually pretty easy. Off the shelf you can buy a 3-in 1-out hdmi switch with a remote for like $20, at the time of making the video they might have been a bit more expensive but with a budget of $7k it shouldn't be a problem.
"We're not even going to mention Soulja Boy once in this video!"
Me: Too late, ya just did! XD
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15:21 THATS FOOTAGE FROM THAT ONE POKEMON FAN GAME! The name eludes me, but I know for certain that, that footage is from a Pokemon fan game
20:19 here is what I got from that...ITS LITERALLY JUST SOME GUY PITCHING A WEIRD WAY OF LARPING OR PLAYING PRETEND!!!!
Unepic is an awesome game
@@jmtrad1906 I have not played it yet. But very excited to do so
??? where is the link to preorder Sega Mega Drive mini dude?
Wow, the stark difference in effort designing the Pony console and the Amiga. Actually the Pony does look kind of cool, but I would just be worried how they would scale up production with that design.
Got excited about another slopes video. Was immediately disappointed when realising its an old video that youtube has decided needs to be reedited. Thanks youtube.
â... a console made by a bloody biscuit!â
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You need to make a video on the souljaboy consoles.
Why is Ben Shapiro trying to sell us CGI windows consoles?
Hahah
That wasn't Shapiro but came across as someone from a foreign country. Clearly looped dialogue.
Re upload?
Man I guess Iâll just have to watch it again đ
Re uploaded Because 8 seconds of music!.....yep
same
I love seeing stuff I recognise from Stop Drop and Retro. The PGS saga is a fun time
I'm still amazed at people obsessed with making consoles solely for "classic gaming" when most phones can run an snes emulator with little issue.
Sure, if you want to break the law and also settle for terrible touchscreen controls.
@@Compuclesfuck the cop I'm playing contra with my fuckin toes
Not to mention, for less than $200 you could get a RaspPi or similar and a retro case and build a decent system yourself.
Stop Drop Retro Did a pretty good vid covering the "Gamer Archive" if anyone sees my comment and wants to watch it.
Also the PGS system
In what world does âpress a button on your controller to tell your friend what to do for your amusementâ at all like fun? đ€Ł
This is my personal favourite series on your channel. And as usual you do great work. Keep up the good work good sir. đ
- The other player will know the movement of the opponent by seeing arrows and the buttons used on his visor? Who can measure in a fighting game what to do based only on the description of the opponent's moves?
- The enemy commands will be in English... yes, the arrows and A and B commands will be in English, because movements are in some coded language.
- How can you react to the enemy and attack with hundreds of commands being written on your vr goggles?
- How can you do a half-moon movement to do a special movement with motion controls?
Am I the only one who quite likes the design of the Pony?
I did too
I LOL'd at the concept art for that portable gaming rig. The sketches with pencil do not have straight lines. lol
Question what do you think of the Erma game kickstarter?
6:19
That man lowkey just went on ms paint and tried to recreate the PSP.
2:55
I guess you understand
_the concept of love_
The main advantage of a console is that the game you buy is garunteed to work (barring worn-out consoles/carts/discs or games programmed around a faulty chipset, like that one SHMUP on the Genesis that won't work on the mark 3). I was thinking of the specifications of the console I was going to kickstart, one with a built-in screen and battery, several high-end CPU's, and a quantum hard-drive, but I realized that all I wanted was a Switch with a bigger memory, longer-lasting battery, and faster speed, or a gaming laptop with the Xbox One's OS.
Damn, guess I have to watch it again!
thumbs up for english rhyme slang explanations
Can someone one explain the player 1 clothing thing to me? When I saw the description, it said that slope wasn't affiliated with them anymore, and when I searched them up, one of the search results was "Player 1 Clothing Controversy".
StopDropandRetro made a great video a few years ago about the Gamer Archive and the PGS. In fact, if you like Kickscammers then I recommend checking that channel out. He often makes videos similar to this show, except they are more detailed and more focused (less compilations) while still having more jokes. And of course, he's been doing it a lot longer. I pretty much know that you used his videos as research, and that's great, but I do wish you had shouted him out. This is really his niche within the niche of crowdfunding scam analysis.
I don't mind watching this twice.
What is the for the countdown? The 16bit haunted medieval organ music?
I saw a more detailed video on that gamer archive thing from a channel called Stop Drop and Retro. He backed that project to troll the guy. He also did another one on that PGS system too.
All these failed game consoles can be summed up with "I'm an idea"
Anstream or whatever itâs called wasnât the first to try âNetflix for gamesâ. A site called Game Tap did at one point in the early 2000âs
Jared Kushner's Twilight brother says I don't have to take it out of my pocket - just like my wallet !
It's back. Let's hope it stays that way
14:13 hahahhaha Well now I'm conflicted. That sounds like a very _Honest_ voice to me. Ba dum tss
12:50, 14:00 - That sounds like an uncanny resemblance to Andrew Anthony and his iconic line for Electronic Arts.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't RetroArch (which is on everything, including Android and Pi) already do the whole "emulators plus achievements and online multiplayer" thing? So these are all basically just Raspberry Pi cases?
the humor is always so dry
it's the reason i subscribed
Not gonna lie, the design of the Pony actually looked really cool. Trying to make it a laptop was overreaching, though. Especially at that price point. As simply a custom case for console modders, sold on Amazon and picking up some attention from gaming sites, it could have worked.
love the content as usual....until the roll call. I support Patreon creators and am one myself. never understood the fascination of why people even care if they "get a shout out". I always leave the video at that point and move on....most do.
I think itâs because people like being part of something theyâre into. Itâs cool for their favorite CZcamsr to shout them out for their support/itâs nice to be appreciated for your contribution.
that being said, I also leave because I have the attention span of a goldfish that is also a toddler. but Iâm down with the thought
That portable windows PC for gaming concept exists with the GPD. Looks nice, but I opted for the Android one instead. I just want to play old Sega and Nintendo games, with PSP being a bonus.
The portable PC concept can be done. Thatâs been shown with the GPD win series
6:10 Someone else remembers Rock 'n Roll!
When are you gonna make a video praising Cybermatrix 100 already?
From what game is the music at 12:10 ? I remember I played it but can't remember.
Edit: was it some sonic game?
That would be Carnival Night Zone, from Sonic 3/Knuckles
@@pokemario6456 thanks
I tried watching this and then the video just stopped loading. I assumed it was web, it most certainly wasn't my web. Sorry you went through the nonsense.
4:44
Anyone know what the music in the background is from?
Nvm I just realised its music from Burnout
Love me some burnout... I use the music a lot
Keep them coming man.
For all those "gaming console hybrids" or whatever they wanted to call the 2 systems being put into the same case, those already exist.
Probably the best hybrid I have seen is the Super Genintari, which lets them play NES, SNES, Genesis or Atari 2600 games (as far as I am aware, it is one of a kind.)
Could you imagine fumbling over that asterisk controller? Lmao smh
I love your voice. Just love it, especially the laugh.
hmm, I think I saw a video here on youtube of someone successfully creating a portable Xbox and PS4 combined unit, I don't knkw if it was for sale though.
Maaaaan! I thought it's another another 10 failed consoles :'(
2:00 nice Croc music
I unironically love the look of the gamer archive console
OMG that last one I'm crying XD
I'm surprised that biscuit guy got $4. That's $3 more then he should have gotten (I know the idea is impossible and stupid, but biscuits need to eat, too. He gets $1 for not being ashamed for being a biscuit. Biscuit pride, if you will)
The last 1 just sounds like a fancy version of the Nintendo power glove
That number 1 was...well, unexpected. Although, the mix of products on offer from "Demo" made me think of my own KickStarter for a controller which uses capacitance, gyroscopics, and haptic feedback in an adjustable ring-shaped detector/controller to enable a player to control certain simple/casual games by flexing and wiggling their penis or thumb. I actually think this could be a fun project that would definitely make for some interesting gaming parties. The thing I need to figure out is, for safety reasons, if anyone has made a capacitive condom. I'm actually serious...I have some experience modding controllers, and working on arcade controls for MAME cabinets. This wouldn't even be that complicated to accomplish, assuming that capacitive condoms are a thing.
If anyone thinks they'd have fun with such a device, reply to my comment with a simple "yes" or "no". It is admittedly silly, and I don't want to spend the time on it if everyone but me thinks it's a bad idea.
The Novatio fellow sounded like he said his name was "Cotton Candy" in Finnish...
lol so many of these "all games ever" consoles are rendered obsolete by the existence of a raspberry pi or a half decent gaming PC w/ emulators
also the ADR on kickstarter video #4 is so atrocious, you're just filming a dude in a room, do you really need to bad ADR over him?
Shannihilator Yeah, I was wondering why the hell his lipsync was so off.
I WAS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER COMMENT LIKE THIS. Glad Iâm not the only one that noticed that atrocious lipsyncing. They tried so hard to make it look professional, but something about it is still so weirdly off. Maybe itâs the overexposed lighting/filter combined with the spokesman that looks almost human.
Gamer archive became the polymega.
I find that the Novatio console was trying to make something like Proton for Linux, due to "no games on linux hence why Steam machines failed", itself failing and then Valve made Proton instead ironic.
Wait a minute... I've head the concept of that Interactive Video Game Console For Action Games before this video ever came out.... Oh yeah that's right Johnny Test did an episode of something almost exactly like that
These remind me of the foreign dudes at fleet markets and county fairs selling bootleg systems/games and yugioh cards. "Yes of course it does that. It does everything, buy now!"
12:31 I have a hard time trusting a Kickstarter campaign that can't even get the lipsync right on their promo video
8:35 this aged like maik because the steam deck is a steam machine and it can run windows games but i dont think anyone has there's yet
5:36 - Last time I checked, the first Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare game didnât have any sort of Kinect support in it. Try again.đ
"ITS THE NUT SHACK"
I mean to be fair there are quite a few examples of people turning consoles into working laptops
The PS / XBOX combo would've been a puddle of melted case. Comes with controller.
And anger.
All I can think about with the last one is âok so⊠This man knows what ACTING is, right? What he has done is reinvented Acting, but Way Worse and with a bunch of expensive peripheralsâ? Am I crazy, or is that what this feels like????
Like⊠Dude, you know you can play pretend for FREE, right? đ
When you stated you would not mention soulja boy once, I didn't think it was possible to make this video. Anything is possible now.
I love how kickstarter lets them go up and...... perhaps after being harassed, checked if those are legit
That Alan guy from pgs is dubbed!
By the way, I really hope you didn't do a Scott the Woz and unintentionally put a nutshack version of a song in your video at 3:20.
*Because I think you did*
Wow , you watch StopDrop&Retro too ? nice
"Hybrid console that plays all games, browses the internet, and plays blu rays"
So...a pc?
rip the nutshack song
Lol jeez, theres some doozys in there
StopAndDropRetro covered their comedically brilliant (for all the wrong reasons) apology.
Sad when I can defend the ouya over the amico
The âgamer archiveâ would essentially be a giant computer the size of a mini fridge, what with all of the necessary PCBâs, drives and other components necessary to build....
....and he wouldnât need $26 million to start. Maybe $15,000 to develop a prototype. Then again, who the fuck would allow this guy to sell this thing? Not Sony, Nintendo or Microsoft....
"32 bit processor - 3 times the power of a SNES" so the SNES had a 10.6 bit processor?
32.8
Demo, that's the premise of the movie gamer.
Do you know if so call "Dead Matter" is even coming out?