Thoughts That Will Snap Your Mind In Half: PART 7

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  • čas přidán 17. 01. 2023

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  • @DeamonChocobo
    @DeamonChocobo Před rokem +21089

    If a Fly loses its wings it becomes a Flew

  • @wolf_boy2480_gaming
    @wolf_boy2480_gaming Před rokem +3218

    the rehab place after 1 hour: YOU GOTTA TAKE HIM BACK, OUR *DOCTORS* HAVE TO GO TO REHAB NOW

  • @Loviheartbreak
    @Loviheartbreak Před 2 měsíci +498

    "What does the by-laws say do u have to give him back?" Got me laughing😂😂😂

  • @Bevv17isnothere
    @Bevv17isnothere Před 2 měsíci +628

    "if you sweat in a sweater does that make you the sweater"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @strangerkid7964
    @strangerkid7964 Před rokem +5821

    It's weird that people use ur audios and some give credits but they get more likes then the actual video 💀

    • @Prisethelordok
      @Prisethelordok Před rokem +382

      Ikr it makes me so mad that people don’t give credit

    • @strangerkid7964
      @strangerkid7964 Před rokem +237

      @@Prisethelordok especially if it gets more likes then the original

    • @Roseberry606
      @Roseberry606 Před rokem +98

      Ikr 😭
      Though i did find him through one of those videos so i'm somewhat grateful lol

    • @GurkenbauerTim
      @GurkenbauerTim Před rokem +88

      @@Roseberry606 He should prob copyright strike them. I mean they are clearly using his audio without consent

    • @iansutari1455
      @iansutari1455 Před rokem +39

      Yea the gta background one right?

  • @Zulfi_Ackerman
    @Zulfi_Ackerman Před rokem +1843

    The legendary series we are waiting for 😎👌

    • @user-F1R35T0RM
      @user-F1R35T0RM Před rokem +11

      they kick him out of the hospital because he making everyone crazy there and doctor can't do operation right because they don't know what is right or wrong now

    • @TIGARCE2
      @TIGARCE2 Před rokem +6

      Im Ur 300th like 😎😎😎😎😎

    • @Pm-606-42O
      @Pm-606-42O Před 11 měsíci +1

      Here before 1k likes

    • @user-nl4eg7wm7t
      @user-nl4eg7wm7t Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@TIGARCE2😊😊

    • @YourFavoriteBlueHedgehog
      @YourFavoriteBlueHedgehog Před 10 měsíci

      Ikr

  • @travelingcompanionromeo6788
    @travelingcompanionromeo6788 Před 2 měsíci +102

    Also my brain...
    apart - lips touch
    Together - lips don't touch
    Reserve a room at that mental place for me too, please.

  • @Greg2ThEMAX
    @Greg2ThEMAX Před 2 měsíci +74

    “What do the by laws say do you have to get him back”
    Had me DYING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Glitchyday
    @Glitchyday Před rokem +4082

    Crazy fact: a bed is a human charger
    Edit: I’m going crazy my notifications are going crazy
    Edit 2: guys my likes have reached its peak, HOW MANY MORE?!
    Edit 3: you guys are amazing thanks
    Edit 4: I wanna see if we can get to 7k

  • @BritishJellybean
    @BritishJellybean Před rokem +289

    “He’s calling himself ‘woke’” got me rolling 😂😂

    • @rosiebaybie6245
      @rosiebaybie6245 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Pulling the ol’ “Everything I hate is woke” bullshit. Makes you wonder who’s the crazy one, huh?

    • @BreadGood_21
      @BreadGood_21 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@rosiebaybie6245 I can’t tell if you’re defending or challenging this comment. Please respond so you can have the appropriate reply.

    • @ParrotPentester
      @ParrotPentester Před 2 měsíci

      @@rosiebaybie6245 you gotta share the drugs you're on, seems like they do quite a good toll

    • @triswolf1392
      @triswolf1392 Před 2 měsíci +2

      If they call themselves woke, then I be called wake, and they said it's awaken, but would that be awoken? 😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @aliceDarts
    @aliceDarts Před 13 dny +3

    I was wondering where my son got all these amazing questions from... now I know. I love that he watches what I sub to. Ryan, you are amazing. 😂❤

  • @MollyChapman-co1he
    @MollyChapman-co1he Před 2 měsíci +18

    "Throught" = *Throat*😂😂

  • @One_sad_passed_away_hampter
    @One_sad_passed_away_hampter Před 3 měsíci +344

    After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.🤣

  • @Urfav_lyn
    @Urfav_lyn Před rokem +412

    We all definitely have tried to see if our lips would touch with the word " Separate "

  • @PAC_MAN2024
    @PAC_MAN2024 Před 2 měsíci +1

    My mind has gone crazy from watching these

  • @cheeseboy847
    @cheeseboy847 Před měsícem +2

    For the Lightning McQueen one: both would be used. Car insurance for dings, scraped paint, and broken parts. Life insurance when irreparable damage has been done and he just needs to be scrapped.

  • @BlackAdam174
    @BlackAdam174 Před rokem +589

    I think that lightning McQueen would actually get both life and car insurance

    • @Soldier_Sprout
      @Soldier_Sprout Před rokem +20

      Nah, he’d just get paradoxical insurance

    • @BlackAdam174
      @BlackAdam174 Před rokem +7

      Good point

    • @theking-tk5cd
      @theking-tk5cd Před rokem +5

      It's car life insurance

    • @yeetusdeletus2495_dude
      @yeetusdeletus2495_dude Před rokem

      @@Soldier_Sprout he will get discombobulated philosophical buttflake disabled Crip walking crawfish life insurance - packgod

    • @PlanetofStuffs
      @PlanetofStuffs Před 11 měsíci +6

      no he'd get life insurance, cuz car insurance sounds like *your* car, while life insurance is *you* even if you're literally a car

  • @Meryem.yt-345
    @Meryem.yt-345 Před 11 měsíci +2114

    No one:
    * The legends be doing the practical for "TOUCH" and "SEPARATE" 🗿
    Edit: AYOOOOO!!!! 2k!??!

    • @AZHawkins-mu7kd
      @AZHawkins-mu7kd Před 6 měsíci +15

      It's because p make your lips touch

    • @SikkyTheArmadillo
      @SikkyTheArmadillo Před 6 měsíci +15

      I'm German and apparently my language does everything right, cause when I say "berühren" (to touch), my lips touch but when I say "trennen" (to separate), they don't

    • @awwabfabrics2194
      @awwabfabrics2194 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Lol I did

    • @Thegreatesttomfan
      @Thegreatesttomfan Před 4 měsíci

      @@AZHawkins-mu7kdNAHHHH REALLY

    • @DanielHazenStewart
      @DanielHazenStewart Před 3 měsíci +4

      Word fix:
      Touch➡️Touchup
      Separate➡️Sekarate

  • @evajigneshkumarpatel85
    @evajigneshkumarpatel85 Před 2 měsíci +3

    BROS BRAIN STOPPED BRAINING

  • @RedderFayiz
    @RedderFayiz Před 2 měsíci +3

    The first one got me💀💀✔️

  • @Pandagirllover13
    @Pandagirllover13 Před 4 měsíci +539

    "Doc, you gotta help me, HE'S GOT MY FAMILY GOING CRAZY"got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vishavdeepsingh3260
    @vishavdeepsingh3260 Před 8 měsíci +186

    That one with ninja got me 😂

  • @ThatRandomDude_Original0
    @ThatRandomDude_Original0 Před měsícem +2

    "Nah, bro's got a point"😂😂😂😂

  • @JasonZhou.
    @JasonZhou. Před 2 měsíci +2

    “If a fly lost its wing is it called a walk?”
    Me:yes

  • @Csawllc
    @Csawllc Před 8 měsíci +154

    I’m convinced that this is just the Middle Child when he snaps and just needs to confirm his existence.

  • @goinggonep00f
    @goinggonep00f Před rokem +145

    "Do you have to give him back?"
    😂😂👌✨

  • @tsheposaliwa9168
    @tsheposaliwa9168 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The Lightning McQuin one really made me think😂😂

  • @DannyOsborne-fc9mo
    @DannyOsborne-fc9mo Před 2 měsíci +1

    😂😂 he called himself woke hahahahah😂 got me on the floor

  • @predatorscoming
    @predatorscoming Před rokem +1404

    Hes calling himself "Woke" I'm pretty sure you have a room for that. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @patnieto4769
      @patnieto4769 Před rokem +9

      Lol

    • @zuru7266
      @zuru7266 Před rokem +33

      we should have
      or just throw em to ocean

    • @Evilsimpcameraman123
      @Evilsimpcameraman123 Před rokem +7

      If a fly loses his wings isn’t now called a walk?

    • @S1ge-5642
      @S1ge-5642 Před rokem +8

      @@Evilsimpcameraman123 no it’s called a fall

    • @Chase251
      @Chase251 Před rokem +7

      By woke do you mean like isn’t the most conservative Christian white male ever or like mindy kalling Velma woke

  • @sanabilfayaz3353
    @sanabilfayaz3353 Před 11 měsíci +48

    Plot twist: He is the middle sibling who's now taking revenge

  • @user-ft6rp2ym3t
    @user-ft6rp2ym3t Před 2 měsíci +15

    "If a fly loses its wings....is it now called a walk?"
    - Famous Wise Words

  • @user-lh7gj1hq2p
    @user-lh7gj1hq2p Před 17 dny +2

    The first one got me dying of laughing lol😂😂😂

  • @user-yh3cn4vy8k
    @user-yh3cn4vy8k Před 3 měsíci +231

    Bro, lost all his brain cells 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-nh6ei9ju5k
    @user-nh6ei9ju5k Před 3 měsíci +73

    "Do you have to bring him back"😂😂😂

  • @catfire3089
    @catfire3089 Před 2 měsíci +2

    That ninja one was really something to thing🤣

  • @Moonxxxvr
    @Moonxxxvr Před 2 měsíci +2

    My mind during math tests:

  • @Cxaxyte
    @Cxaxyte Před rokem +85

    The fact that he's brother haven't lost his sanity yet

  • @oom9112
    @oom9112 Před 7 měsíci +52

    That curly hair ryan gives me evil dead vibes.
    Just so similar to how the ghost sneaks out from the basement.

  • @ericweng4099
    @ericweng4099 Před 2 měsíci +2

    My last two brain cells in a test

  • @addie1280
    @addie1280 Před dnem

    “Do you have to give him back?” got me 😂

  • @AriaLal-yh9dh
    @AriaLal-yh9dh Před 3 měsíci +142

    “Yea he’s calling him self the ✨wOkE✨”

    • @JEB4146
      @JEB4146 Před 3 měsíci +3

      what if every country had ninjas but we only know about japans ninjas CAUSE THEY ARE SO BAD ABOUT BEING NINJAS

    • @tessatalosaga4564
      @tessatalosaga4564 Před 2 měsíci +1

      #matthardy # wwe

  • @aizenllaneta
    @aizenllaneta Před rokem +262

    If the dictionary made words, then the dictionary made itself

    • @itsgoofymf7685
      @itsgoofymf7685 Před rokem +14

      The dictionary only defines words. Not make them.

    • @jacobsmaster5735
      @jacobsmaster5735 Před rokem +6

      The Minecraft Apple spitting facts on the table.

    • @syppie6510
      @syppie6510 Před rokem +5

      ​@@itsgoofymf7685 "if"

    • @MangobbysAmaya
      @MangobbysAmaya Před rokem

      @@itsgoofymf7685if it made words
      Me:goes on eBay sees working ears for all the money owned
      Me:buys it sticks on itsgoofymf7685

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 5 měsíci

      @@syppie6510 Doesn't work in the context.

  • @Zurihime
    @Zurihime Před 19 dny +1

    They really did snap my mind into half....as well as my brain🤣🤣

  • @felixriffel2137
    @felixriffel2137 Před měsícem +2

    Lightning McQueen would get life insurance. I think.

  • @thatonenoob7854
    @thatonenoob7854 Před rokem +14

    "What if every country has ninjas"
    Yes, they're called spies.

  • @Ghost82325
    @Ghost82325 Před rokem +39

    I want this guy to be my roomate and/or brother in another universe

  • @YukikoSama
    @YukikoSama Před 2 měsíci +3

    This vid made my day , Thank you ❤😂😂

  • @SalTheManYouTube
    @SalTheManYouTube Před měsícem +2

    For that matter, McQueen would get car insurance 😊

  • @IINSOMNIAXYT
    @IINSOMNIAXYT Před rokem +16

    This guy is underrated

  • @nathanielradford4545
    @nathanielradford4545 Před rokem +71

    I honestly want to see what would happen if Ryan met another one of those “woke” people. Their conversation would be wild

  • @DavidJp2-Flerovium_2357
    @DavidJp2-Flerovium_2357 Před měsícem +1

    The afro got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @fiddlerjo3498
    @fiddlerjo3498 Před měsícem +1

    These are actually really good questions!

  • @Names_Gone
    @Names_Gone Před rokem +65

    If we are talking about lightning mcqueen, because its a world where humans no longer exist or didnt exist in the first place, they would probably get life insurance

  • @Cheyennegirlfriend
    @Cheyennegirlfriend Před 2 měsíci +48

    The lightning McQueen one made me cry

  • @josephbarker91
    @josephbarker91 Před 2 měsíci +1

    For lightning McQueen, car insurance is both health and life insurance, but he still needs his extended warranty.

  • @EvilLeBaron
    @EvilLeBaron Před 2 měsíci +1

    I’m so used the seeing GTA gameplay or bottles rolling down stairs with this audio.

  • @kimcollins1743
    @kimcollins1743 Před 3 měsíci +53

    dudes trying to put his bro in a padded room 🫢🫢🫢🫢😰😰😰
    great job with the vid 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DogeGames-1
    @DogeGames-1 Před 3 měsíci +7

    That hair got me rolling! 😂

  • @pixilated_official
    @pixilated_official Před 2 měsíci +1

    “he’s calling himself woke” 💀

  • @iconic_fj
    @iconic_fj Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bro using 99.9% of his brain power

  • @lauraburgos3003
    @lauraburgos3003 Před 3 měsíci +6

    "Yeah,I like to put my brother in mental rehab?" Got me ROLLING XD

    • @Ratchet_TFP
      @Ratchet_TFP Před 3 měsíci +2

      I Would Like to,Also The Fact That The Symptoms Are NEUROLOGICAL

  • @u.jvrensburg
    @u.jvrensburg Před rokem +37

    So Ryan what orange did come first? The colour or the fruit😉

    • @Taothichbatbedoroisao
      @Taothichbatbedoroisao Před rokem +1

      Orange come first

    • @Allu_Central
      @Allu_Central Před rokem +2

      the tree came first. people at some point were saying "orange" when they meant the tree where oranges come from. then the fruit got its name, then the colour. I sound like a nerd, ew.

  • @renegade7512
    @renegade7512 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The "Touch" and "Seperate" one was perfect.

  • @andrewclenaghan9377
    @andrewclenaghan9377 Před 25 dny +1

    If a fly losses it's wing it's called a YES GOT EM NO MORE FLIES IN THIS HOUSE

  • @Cap10Goff
    @Cap10Goff Před rokem +42

    Japan didn't have many ninjas, China was known for their ninjas, Japan had samurai.

    • @lucasgaming61
      @lucasgaming61 Před 11 měsíci

      ikr

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Před 9 měsíci

      🇯🇵😎

    • @angelmaydevera8326
      @angelmaydevera8326 Před 8 měsíci

      Huh isn't the term "ninja" already japanese?? If china have warriors who are close or liken into a ninja they will have different names like youxia or something cooler 😢

    • @ericnewman5605
      @ericnewman5605 Před 4 měsíci

      Ninja is Japanese

  • @spookytime9563
    @spookytime9563 Před rokem +10

    Bro if you put ice on a hot dog is it a chilly dog

    • @ryukiasuke6948
      @ryukiasuke6948 Před rokem +3

      he is out of line, but he is right

    • @spookytime9563
      @spookytime9563 Před rokem +2

      Bro if there are watermelons should there be earthmelons, airmelons, and firemelons

  • @KeangiraoiMaawa
    @KeangiraoiMaawa Před 2 měsíci +1

    I can't stop laughing bro u are a good joker😂

  • @JadeTheGoblin
    @JadeTheGoblin Před 2 měsíci +1

    For the second one, he gets neither, instead he gets a containment cell.

  • @Toddthefrog07
    @Toddthefrog07 Před rokem +26

    Why can't he just get a restraining order?

    • @patnieto4769
      @patnieto4769 Před rokem

      Lol

    • @balls337
      @balls337 Před rokem

      Getting a restraining order isn't that easy lmao you only see the ones on tv😊

  • @xwxgamerxwx
    @xwxgamerxwx Před rokem +23

    That is very hard to comprehend

  • @jacksonazubuike1176
    @jacksonazubuike1176 Před 2 měsíci +2

    A person who thinks all the time as nothing to think about except thoughts

  • @Morel_072
    @Morel_072 Před měsícem +1

    _"Doc, you gotta help me. He's got my entire family going crazy!"_
    - Ryan

  • @GokuTUIkingofallsaiyans
    @GokuTUIkingofallsaiyans Před 3 měsíci +7

    Bro lighting mcqueens car insurance is his life insurance

  • @justsomeperson1313
    @justsomeperson1313 Před rokem +10

    Can't believe your audios are being stolen without credits! Seriously you deserve more views and sub for being creative not those people who used the audio without no credit but gets more view.. it's unfair broo 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @user-bj5lr3ui8m
    @user-bj5lr3ui8m Před 2 měsíci +3

    Who will make the fly lose its swing😂😂😂😂

  • @ng65gaming
    @ng65gaming Před 2 měsíci +1

    “He’s calling himself woke” so true tho

  • @Sammy_x_Landon
    @Sammy_x_Landon Před 9 měsíci +4

    Dude says do you HAVE to give him back😂

  • @Jay_jay802
    @Jay_jay802 Před rokem +67

    when the youngest child starts using their brain and not their punches
    Wow thank u for the likes

  • @guntaganilakshmi-je8ts
    @guntaganilakshmi-je8ts Před měsícem +1

    McQueen will get a car life insurance man

  • @Aydon46456
    @Aydon46456 Před 22 dny

    He got my entire family going crazy 😂

  • @soniczeromkx
    @soniczeromkx Před rokem +4

    "would Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance"
    Me: no no, he's got a point

  • @AvaPetersen-wc9zr
    @AvaPetersen-wc9zr Před 8 měsíci +3

    “ you gotta help me he has my whole family going crazy”

  • @maxtexmex
    @maxtexmex Před 13 dny

    bro, the rain is the sky’s way of sharing its tears with the Earth

  • @luckyrawr_0013
    @luckyrawr_0013 Před 2 měsíci

    I love this portion of yours, Mr. Ryan 🤯

  • @D-Darkdevilstar
    @D-Darkdevilstar Před rokem +4

    I love this series

  • @MandolinSashaank
    @MandolinSashaank Před rokem +13

    This is carezzy's most viewed video

  • @Hello_kittyANDfriends
    @Hello_kittyANDfriends Před 2 měsíci +2

    OMG THIS OS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN THE CREATOR DOING IT

  • @tnama971
    @tnama971 Před měsícem

    This is the video that actually split my mind in half

  • @Zartaaj306
    @Zartaaj306 Před rokem +5

    My mind turned into...
    CHIKIEN NUGGIES

  • @JSA2.0
    @JSA2.0 Před rokem +7

    Plot twist: Ryan can teleport and is currently wanted for escaping the mental hospital.

  • @JeanClaude-go6br
    @JeanClaude-go6br Před měsícem +1

    A fly becomes a flu when they lose their wings.

  • @Mr.Editorgoated23
    @Mr.Editorgoated23 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Thx Afro is crazy💀

  • @maxbutcher3899
    @maxbutcher3899 Před rokem +4

    When a fly loses its wings it's called a walk
    Loses its wings and legs it's called a sit
    When it loses its wings, legs and body it is called a dead

  • @danielshingler6903
    @danielshingler6903 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Guy's head on a table 💀

  • @ProGamer-sd1qi
    @ProGamer-sd1qi Před 14 dny

    The fact that if I say this to my siblings, they try to get me to therapy to😂😂😂

  • @The_nightguard
    @The_nightguard Před dnem +1

    Bro my lips have reverse psychology

  • @Wizard...680
    @Wizard...680 Před 2 měsíci

    Bro the impact sounded so realistic I thought it was thunder.

  • @Veshremy-n8b
    @Veshremy-n8b Před 12 dny

    The sweater the sweater thing got me going crazy😂

  • @HOLYBLACK513
    @HOLYBLACK513 Před měsícem

    " Ta, I'd like to book my brother in for mental rehab.".
    That got me laughing😂😂😂.

  • @sonofman3214
    @sonofman3214 Před 2 měsíci +1

    If a fly loses its wings it is called a crawl