Bro I seen this comment and was like I wanna skip now but I was like it's nothing big so i waited and when I heard it I came back to this comment and said "I respect this person" and liked 😂😂
Hey CrazyRussianHacker are you running out of ideas? If so you should go on a vacation or something and have a break from youtube, I'm pretty sure we will understand. I bet when you come back you will have plenty videos of nice life hacks,things that we've being doing wrong, cool tricks, etc! So you should take some time off dude, not for us but for you! Like if you agree!
yeah i am in a zombie apocalypse and I am gonna be like " Not gonna eat this butter because it has too much trans-fats, I'll make a candle out of it instead."
So if you ever woke up on a desert island only thing you should do is to go to the local supermarket and buy: butter, bottle of Jack Daniel's, pack of table napkins, and a glass, then you can enjoy romantic moments with the ball named Wilson...
I love this guy. Stumbled across this video from a link in an article. His sense of humor is GREAT. Between the stick it in comment and then "Don't do glue, kids.", I was giggling so much! Thanks for the happiness. Much appreciated. 💜
The stuff coming out of the lighter is from the piece of "flint" rock in the lighter. So the word is FLINT in English. :) Oh, and I scrolled down, and again, people making an issue out of him saying "zombie apocalypse!" Again! People, in Russia, they have hyperbole and sarcasm, too. He was almost certainly saying it in a joking fashion. Again, zombies were made popular when George Romero used them as a means of social commentary. Arrrghh. Sorry you have to put up with that sort of thing cool Russian guy who teaches us cool tricks. And thank you for the information. Very useful stuff to know in a pinch.
Oh for sure they have humor, they are not much different than anybody on the planet. The politicians and elite will say otherwise but the truth is we are the same, and we need them just as much as they need us to put the elite in their place, PRISON! But zombies are real, not literal like you see in the movies, but zombies are here, this is what most who use the term are talking about, not some crazy thing in the future, it is happening, but like i said it is not the same as a zombie in movies. but none the less they are zombies because they are walking DEAD, how and why? Because they are brain washed and being mind controlled, NOW today this is happening, and it WILL get much worse. This is what a zombie apocalypse is, and it is happening, created by mainstream tv media purposely!
lol my "potato" gun uses potato as a sabo shell well the projectile coming out is a iron spike (old railroad spike) about 16mm across and 200mm long, it get around 800-900fps, deadly as hell and not not a toy, unlike what these bafoons are making likely to blow there fingers off using white pvc.
iLLuZioN_ Why are there so many idiots. Ugh. Great now i have to explain it agian. The Potato gun was not used for a zombie apocolips, it was a cool experiment done and you can have fun with it. This channel isn't "everything he makes is used in the sombie apocolips", its just he says it alot
CRH: oh man comments are gonna go crazy about that ME: lol, (stick it in) that's what she said (and hit it a couple of times) that's what she said again.
Sophie R What if we are part of the buttered toast cult?The one that bows down to a giant golden peace of buttered toast and boils all non believers in liquid butter.
Dear CR, doubt you check the comments on these older videos, but I decided to post it anyways. For this "Hack" your Tuna or Sardines MUST be the type in Oil. While I like the aesthetics and ease of the rectangle shaped Sardine cans, and the fact that you can make it a double, both work FINE. You need a paper clip and a piece of cotton material (2.5 X the can width) That's All 1. Remove fish (If you have other oil available use that first the oil the fish was in is high in Omega 3 and 6 Fatty Acid 2. Open Paper clip..bend each end to match the width of the can (the natural bend of the paperclip is often a perfect match) 3. Tightly roll the piece of cloth and fold it in half (soak it in the oil) Take the cloth, and place it in the middle of the straightened paperclip, leaving a 1/4 inch or more of the material above it *The ends of the material should be facing the bottom of the can* Wrap the paperclip 2 or 3 times around the cloth (like a twist tie) NOT TO TIGHT. If the paperclip is to long, you can add 1-2 more twists OR see the Notes* section below. Place it in the can with the bent ends of the paperclip facing the bottom of the can, and the upper line of the paperclip, with the wick is flush with the top of the can. You might need to use the method I have under Notes* if the paperclip is to long LIGHT IT You NOW have a candle light Fish dinner. (I hope you were able to visualize my Tuna or Sardine oil candle) NOTES:** You can also pull down the center of the paperclip, where the wick is into a V shape so you don't burn out the wick OR* if your Paperclip is to long, OR* if your wick is to short, from lack of material, OR* to conserve oil. It smells but it works
*what time is it where you at? :)*
Its 12:13am over here man.
***** same
9:15 XD
9:15
12:14
"Boom ! Cat gonna survive too." xD
where r u from m8?
Homer Simpson chepa..
nan pk ?
+koukaloukaki France ou Québec ?
Christopher Smith France ! maggle !
02:33 RINGTONE GOALS
" jACK DANIEL SON"
Vensypooh6 lol
Bro I seen this comment and was like I wanna skip now but I was like it's nothing big so i waited and when I heard it I came back to this comment and said "I respect this person" and liked 😂😂
Jack Daniel son !!!! xd
I know it's really priceless😂
XDDDDD
LMAO this episode of Crazy Russian Hacker brought to you in part by Epic Meal Time. 😂😂
"..and guess what.. Cat gonna survive too"
*scene switches to cat eating tuna*
Me: KITTYYYYYYY
YESSSSS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY 1 😂😂
carmelyn magalang KITTTYYYY!
carmelyn magalang get a life
Matt Hue you first dude
Matt Hue I have a life
Fantastic. The can opening trick is a classic.
Poop
Jack Daniels son
Alltime Numbers That is really amazing!
Oh it’s you again!
"Oh man comments are gunna go crazy cuz of stick it in"
"im gunna get high...dont do glue kids"
Up kàan
"And look. Cat gonna survive too."
CrazyRussianHacker. Where cats are number one priority. **puts on goggles**
"Boom! and guess what? Cat is gonna survive too.." laughed so hard :')
pixelsafoison id be eating the cat first and save the canned tuna for later
"Kids don't do glue."
"Smells kinda good."
"THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY."
Like fucking strawberries
"Then stick it in."
"Oh man comments gonna go crazy 'bout stick it in."
6:13
That thing in the lighter is called flint!
Flint is actually composed of magnesium.
13:18
6:05 pm
14:28
8:09
9:02
Hey CrazyRussianHacker are you running out of ideas? If so you should go on a vacation or something and have a break from youtube, I'm pretty sure we will understand. I bet when you come back you will have plenty videos of nice life hacks,things that we've being doing wrong, cool tricks, etc! So you should take some time off dude, not for us but for you! Like if you agree!
"Cat gonna survive too"
Sputnik id be eating the cat first and save the canned tuna for later
JACK DANIELS SON!
The cat is gonna survive to. Lol. Cutest joke ever
*too
лучше б на русском написал... ок, я загуглил www.grammar-monster.com/lessons/to_and_too_meaning_as_well.htm
Alachi *To, you are the WORST grammar Nazi ever!
act it was to, but i dont really care :/
my cat and i in a zombie apocolypse best time ever
yeah i am in a zombie apocalypse and I am gonna be like " Not gonna eat this butter because it has too much trans-fats, I'll make a candle out of it instead."
Lol
butter wouldn't really give you any nutrients anyway and it would probably make you sick if you ate it raw by it self
SuperjtGames very true
SuperjtGames have seen how many calories a package has. Those would be invaluable in a survival context.
MeatBag Gaming What if you have plenty of food/butter, but no light source?
'This guy always dislikes my videos'
Lmao
Who?
+mintychoc5 woosh
+mintychoc5 The paper target ;)
good to know that my cat can survive too
Bob Amin id be eating the cat first and save the canned tuna for later
LOLZ "and guess what? Cat ganna survive to!"
Haha yeah, i laughed when he said that
too*
Because as we know, cat is an emergency provision
ljuc can you cook cat that's a good way survive
0.0 NEVER COOK CAT!!!!
"Kids don't do glue it's bad for you" "It smells kinda good though" "That's what they all say"
i just like his accent it makes these hacks enjoyable.
+daily development Doesn't it? It's wonderful. Helps that he's not a snob like some hack video makers.
JACK DANIELS! SON!
"And guess what? Cat survives too"
XD
"Stick It In" -CrazyRussianHacker
2014
I know right that was really funny
That what she said
Angela Reyes thats what she sayd :)
Actually, That's what "HE" said
This concept of "4 halves" intrigues me. Please, tell me more.
it's called a flint, however flint has been widely replaced with the more efficient ferro rod which consists of many minerals and some iron oxide.
"Guess what? *turns camera* cat gonna survive too" lmao my favorite part xD
You hilafbh
Stuf
"Guess what. Cat going to survive too." 😂👏
Guess wat, smo
I know right
So the 9V battery is made of small batteries, and the smaller batteries are made of even smaller batteries. OMG batteryception.
When gluing your PVC connections do a 1/4 turn after pressing the joint together for a stronger connection. Just saying.
"The comments gonna go crazy about 'stick it in.'"
I picked up on that 2. Lol
Yeah. xD
Are you mad?
***** u mad bro haha I LAUGH AT YOU!
Yes we will
After that "Jack Daniel's Son!", i can no longer take this guy seriously...
Thats probably a bad thing that you took him seriously in the first place. Look where it got you, a bloody apple.
Lool
So if you ever woke up on a desert island only thing you should do is to go to the local supermarket and buy: butter, bottle of Jack Daniel's, pack of table napkins, and a glass, then you can enjoy romantic moments with the ball named Wilson...
+Jane Nowak ill bet most of the people dident get that !good one i was laughing hard girl lol
Raymond J TY :)
+Jane Nowak WILSOOOOON!!!!
^^
😂 I approve this message^
I love this guy. Stumbled across this video from a link in an article. His sense of humor is GREAT. Between the stick it in comment and then "Don't do glue, kids.", I was giggling so much! Thanks for the happiness. Much appreciated. 💜
"Cat gonna survive too" best line ever
Hahaha... same here
Hahaha... same here
Sme here
No way... "Jack Daniels, son!"
Krook id be eating the cat first and save the canned tuna for later
6:30 darn I was gonna make a stick it in joke,butt fuck it
i see what you did there :3
Lol
Awwww snayp
O.o I didn't expect what was inside the battery
But what are inside those batteries loominati confermed
"Smells kinda good"
"That's what they all say" 😂😂
"Cat gonna survive too." xD
"The cats gonna survive too"? Not if im really hungry.
Kuro Pansa You or the cat, you would definitely become kitty food if you go first..lol
Hahah...nope.I would sacrifice the cat.
Necrogoroth the Frostslayer or feed the cat and after that eat it.
+Necrogoroth the Frostslayer Or if you have an Asian friend XD (don't take this offensively please)
Hes just like, stick it in, oh man, comments gonna go mad about stick it in....
JACK DANIELS SON!!!!
"Cut it in four halves" XD
+llewellyn237 andd guess what
cat gonna survive to XD
+Caiden Wichert is the cat gonna go high? :)
+llewellyn237 so what if his english isent perfect
+Lewis Allan HE'S VERY CHARMING! We should all speak a 2nd language so well, eh?
he is a chemist he doesn't need fractions ...that's a joke btw
"Kids, don't do glue, its very bad for you"
"It smells kinda good though"
"Ya, that's what they all say..."
"I'm gunna become addicted"
I died.
The stuff coming out of the lighter is from the piece of "flint" rock in the lighter. So the word is FLINT in English. :) Oh, and I scrolled down, and again, people making an issue out of him saying "zombie apocalypse!" Again! People, in Russia, they have hyperbole and sarcasm, too. He was almost certainly saying it in a joking fashion. Again, zombies were made popular when George Romero used them as a means of social commentary. Arrrghh. Sorry you have to put up with that sort of thing cool Russian guy who teaches us cool tricks. And thank you for the information. Very useful stuff to know in a pinch.
Flint is actually a misnomer. It's not actually Flint rock, but a short piece of Ferrocerium.
fromkentucky My bad. You learn something every day. Thanks.
No worries, I just learned it recently too!
Nice comment ! Thank you
Oh for sure they have humor, they are not much different than anybody on the planet. The politicians and elite will say otherwise but the truth is we are the same, and we need them just as much as they need us to put the elite in their place, PRISON! But zombies are real, not literal like you see in the movies, but zombies are here, this is what most who use the term are talking about, not some crazy thing in the future, it is happening, but like i said it is not the same as a zombie in movies. but none the less they are zombies because they are walking DEAD, how and why? Because they are brain washed and being mind controlled, NOW today this is happening, and it WILL get much worse. This is what a zombie apocalypse is, and it is happening, created by mainstream tv media purposely!
Best life lesson - ,,Kids,don't do glue!" - Crazy Russian Hacker
Oh man comments gonna go crazy bout "stick it in." Lolol :3
Because I'm going to use a potato as ammo, rather than eat it.
:P
having a sustainable potato farm in the apocalypse is crucial
maybe you find a potato that went bad
Meh, good point :P
But still, He used a fresh potato. Did he not? :P
Also, how are you gonna carry that fuckin' huge pvc pipe lmao? Sling it over your shoulder? For how long?
"And guess what? Cat gonna survive too." Im dying XD
I've always called it "Flint". You are awesome and hilarious! I'm so glad my cousin showed me your videos. Now I'm hooked.
haha was not expecting the JACK DANIELS SON!! love it
"You gonna need four halves"
I lawl everyteim
1:19 hahaahahahahaah 'cat gonna survive too'
now that's comedy gold
haha it was good when he said balls
If he is using everyday items you find at home, why does he own hairspray?
It might have been his mom's
He has a fiancée
0:05 what a waste of tuna, there are children in Africa that die from hunger...
CLEARLY you and I have different definitions for "Survival"
Don't we all?
" 4 halves" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I love CRH
patato gun....surviving? sure :/
Potato gun = fun shooting stuff like Windows but use golf balls instead of potatoes.
But there are some potato guns that dim some damage
+Willislit ! *do
+Willislit ! my airsoft guns too....
ferrarigirl666 it's nerf or nothing
Haha. "Kids don't do glue"
"Im gonna get high" lol
OD WATCH DOGS AIDEN PIERCE LOL
It a zombie apocalypse! Let's now shoot potatoes that will take about 3 hours to build and 5 minutes to refill! Time to cut down our food supply :D
You could use rochs
You could use anything m8
lol my "potato" gun uses potato as a sabo shell well the projectile coming out is a iron spike (old railroad spike) about 16mm across and 200mm long, it get around 800-900fps, deadly as hell and not not a toy, unlike what these bafoons are making likely to blow there fingers off using white pvc.
Haha.... yeah Flyingvoxel nolond
iLLuZioN_ Why are there so many idiots. Ugh. Great now i have to explain it agian. The Potato gun was not used for a zombie apocolips, it was a cool experiment done and you can have fun with it. This channel isn't "everything he makes is used in the sombie apocolips", its just he says it alot
Cool survivor tricks. Thanks for posting!
My favourite Russian... Love his videos... Would love to see him on a mainstream science show
Crazyrussianhacker- Kids dont do glue.
Other man: it smells actually kind of good
Crazyrussianhacker: yea thats what they all say.
LOL
3:20 it's called flint
CRH: oh man comments are gonna go crazy about that
ME: lol, (stick it in) that's what she said (and hit it a couple of times) that's what she said again.
Oh man he got his balls
3 in the one!
"And guess what... cat's gonna survive too..." xD
Owl Lova it wouldn’t survive with me around, id be eating the cat first and save the canned tuna for later
Guess what.. Cat is gonna survive too .. Ha ha.. i almost died laughing!!
Oh man he got the balls ... I laughed so hard I choked
You mean cocked
No I mean I choked cause I ran out of breath laughing
#Lol
its called flint my brother, love the videos yo
see mine as well.
love you guys, so much different yet similar to the states. thanxs for the podcast
Flint. It's called flint. :)
Flynt Coal?
Timothy Terror Ahaaa, achievement hunter.
I was going to say that
1:35... squirrles?
squirrel*
Skewer
-_-
hahahaahahahhaahahahaha couldn't stop laughing when i saw this
1:12 😂 lol he's always adding these special little gems of comedy hehehe
Does it make a difference if its salted or unsalted butter?? Can we use lard also?
Why would I use my precious butter to make a candle?!?! What would i use to butter my toast!?!?! Priorities first!!!!!!!
what if you dont have toast
Derps Uploads DUN,DUN,DUNNNNN
When society falls, you won't be buttering your toast and pancakes. Basic survival needs: Air, water, fire, shelter, food.
Sophie R What if we are part of the buttered toast cult?The one that bows down to a giant golden peace of buttered toast and boils all non believers in liquid butter.
+blank blank then you will have lost a precious resource, and I will not be responsible for your ignorance of survival needs.
I died. I couldn't find a "squirrel"
I really like your tips - I actually learned a couple that I did not know - great videos for sure. Thanks!
Peace~
Love your show . Learned a lot. Thanks
Sooo life survival hack cause obviously you need a potato gun to survive. XD
Zi dint na duic tachycardia agdg
***** Do you think it would be ironic if you 'WERE' the first person to die in a zombie apocalypse? (Corrected for all the internet grammar nazi's)..
If you WERE
jason todd NO ONE CARES
do you think it would be ironic if you passed your english test?
xavier bohan
because one mistake instantly means failure right
HORSUS such a basic mistake? yea, it means you're a failure.
when his friend said "it smells good tho" and you could hear him in the background like "thats what they all say" lmao
"Kids, don't do glue, it's very bad for you". I was laughing so damn hard everyone in my house woke up
I laughed at our society when he said
"Stick it in....comments going to be crazy about stick it in"
What have we become
"Kids, don't do glue" haha
Kids in poor places is sniffing glue...
"And get a squirrel" 😂😂😂
in survival I think you need to eat the butter rather then burning it off
its called vuursteen in the netherlands :P
I will definitely cut my butter in Four HALVES
Because I'm going to find for inch PVC pipe growing in the woods.
Make it now and use it later lol. Why does everyone seem to miss that point? 😂
IN a zombie apocalypse most likely the stores will not collapse so easy so go to store and loot stuff boom
Dear CR, doubt you check the comments on these older videos, but I decided to post it anyways. For this "Hack" your Tuna or Sardines MUST be the type in Oil. While I like the aesthetics and ease of the rectangle shaped Sardine cans, and the fact that you can make it a double, both work FINE. You need a paper clip and a piece of cotton material (2.5 X the can width) That's All
1. Remove fish (If you have other oil available use that first the oil the fish was in is high in Omega 3 and 6 Fatty Acid
2. Open Paper clip..bend each end to match the width of the can (the natural bend of the paperclip is often a perfect match)
3. Tightly roll the piece of cloth and fold it in half (soak it in the oil)
Take the cloth, and place it in the middle of the straightened paperclip, leaving a 1/4 inch or more of the material above it
*The ends of the material should be facing the bottom of the can* Wrap the paperclip 2 or 3 times around the cloth
(like a twist tie) NOT TO TIGHT. If the paperclip is to long, you can add 1-2 more twists OR see the Notes* section below.
Place it in the can with the bent ends of the paperclip facing the bottom of the can, and the upper line of the paperclip, with the wick is flush with the top of the can. You might need to use the method I have under Notes* if the paperclip is to long
LIGHT IT You NOW have a candle light Fish dinner. (I hope you were able to visualize my Tuna or Sardine oil candle)
NOTES:** You can also pull down the center of the paperclip, where the wick is into a V shape so you don't burn out the wick OR* if your Paperclip is to long, OR* if your wick is to short, from lack of material, OR* to conserve oil. It smells but it works
Anyone see Prussia and Germany doing the potato gun?
Ash Ketchum Old country. (This post is hetalia related)
... Yes...
flint! Those lighters use flint to spark.
"JACK DANIELS SON"That made me laugh so hard!
You have THE GEAR for a potato gun! And I love the cat surviving too! Your accent is part of your charm.
You now know don't mess with him if you don't like his videos or else :)
The rock is called flint
Flynt coal?
Not called flint coal. It's called flint
Bert Snider na brah. Flint coal.
FLYNT COAL FLYNT COAL FLyNT COAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rodolfo Gomez YES! FLYNT COAL!!
"Cat gonna survive too" lmao
I'm watching this 6 yrs later and it's hilarious!!! I really ❤ these!!!