NOOB VS PRO VS HACKER VS GOD [ASMR]
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- čas přidán 5. 12. 2021
- In this #ASMR video, we see which ASMRtist is the best! Comment down below your favourite! This video has tapping, mouth sounds, visual triggers and more! You can use this for tingles and sleep
Instagram: / jojoasmr__
Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...
This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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Edited by: Vest ( MrTheVestman) - Zábava
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Even when I'm not watching this and just listening, I can tell when the sounds become godsent.
First
Holy moly cg5
I did not know CG5 listened to ASMR let alone JOJO’S ASMR!! ✨TASTE✨
And first like
No bc literally LOL
ASMR community is the only place where saying "your videos make me sleep" is a compliment
Very true lol
🤣🤣
Underrated comment
Just realised this video was uploaded 40 minutes ago. Nvm then 😅
So true
The ASMR community is so chill. I love it
same probably like the least toxic community on youtube ever
aside from the whole ghetto asmr situation, absolutely
Yeah it's just filled with people looking to relax or sleep lol
@@BeanieGoth wait what happened
@@scarlett4417 he was a pedo and e-beggar
I love how the ASMR community is nice as hell and hate is hardly ever to find
yeah I think ghetto asmr was the first time I saw something negative in the asmr community
I mean.. if they hate these kind of videos, then they wouldnt even watch these in the first place
For you I make you flower😜😉✌🏼
@@RumbleAmv my god ghetto was a whole mess
not really
Psychologist: Demon Jojo isn't real, it can't hurt you
Demon Jojo: 15:23
Yes..... This video is for sleep
honestly caught me off guard😭😭
As it is signified as GOD
I thought god was in heaven
I clicked the timestamp
WHAT THE FUCK
💥 Timestamps 💥
0:01 Intro
Stream Deck
1:56 Noob
2:45 Pro
3:37 Hacker
4:31 God
Dream Tube
5:28 Noob
6:47 Pro
7:40 Hacker
8:29 God
Sprayer
9:14 Noob
10:00 Pro
10:47 Hacker
11:39 God
Wooden Massager
12:49 Noob
13:44 Pro
14:38 Hacker
15:22 God
16:07 Outro
I Hope You Enjoy These Timestamps My Friend And Have A Good Day/Midday/Night ✌🏻 ❤
The journey begins
Lol
I keep refreshing and seeing more and more timestamps
Dude I just cant stop refreshing😂
Thank you!
15:24 POV: you didn’t fall asleep when watching Jojo’s 10 hour ASMR video so you got sent to ASMR hell
True
Ikr lol
1:55 Noob
Teclado
2:52 pro
Teclado e sussuros
3:39 hacker teclado, sussuros e gatilhos
4:34 God teclado, sussuros, gatilhos som de vento
6:02 Noob soprando túneis,sussuros+sons de boca
6:47 pro túneis, e muitos sons de boca
7:42 hacker túneis, sons de bocas, sussuros
8:31 god túneis,sons de boca, sussuros, gatilhos
9:16 Noob sons de água e alguns sussuros
10:00 pro vaporizador,sons de boca, sussuros
10:48 hacker sons de água,sons de boca, vaporizador, sussuros
11:40 God sons de água, sons de boca, sussuros, vaporizador, gatilhos
12:49 noob massageador de madeira e alguns sussuros
13:44 pro massageador de madeira sons de boca
14:38 massageador de madeira sons de boca sussuros gatilhos
15:25 god
- brasileiros se ajudando
@@YumiiOGT impossível
@@gago073 - uma vez tem q acontecer kk
vc escreveu god errado 4 vezes
@@RandomEphemeral Pse,ele escreveu "Gold" que é OURO-👹
Me: “So what’s the difference between an ASMR hacker and an ASMR god?”
Jojo: “The amount of LSD in your system”
LMAO
lol
Y E E E
The amount of what now?
@@TheStupidSeal asid
not only is Jojo an ASMR god, but his power level is so high, he can monitor the amount of power he lets off. Much love Jojo! keep up the lovely content! 😁
@ThyPeasantSlayer oop
Haha!
"Its over 9000!!!!"
@@stefanw07 I looked at ur "haha" clicked translate to English and it said "lol"
@@VixLovesRyo lol
I just love the jojo asmr community it’s so chill and nice keep up the amazing tingles 😄👍
honestly jojo is a SUPER underrated i cant even watch his videos for atleast 4 minutes until im dead asleep he makes me so calm
Did you forget he basically has 4 million subs?
My ranking list;
First trigger: Hacker / Pro
Second trigger: God
Third trigger: Noob
Fourth trigger: Pro
Conclusion: it was good like magnificent good👌
I agree but for the forth one I liked the hacker
For the third one I liked the pro
@@chotch4452 same
Third hacker was good
I really enjoyed the shooo in the 3rd so id say hacker
Noob is the gentle sounds thqt makes me tingle and feel relaxed The pro is the just right tingles that satisfies me. Hacker makes me feel like im high as hell, and well god mode makes me feel like im in a fever dream lol.
Exactly what I thought when I watched this
the god mode make me feel that im inthe damn dark hell
@gabby rentals, the third omg same 😂
@gabby rentals, the third ikr 😹
How does listening to ASMR make you fell like your high
Я русский. Я не знаю английский язык, но у тебя очень приятный и успокающий голос. Приятно слушать твои ролики каждый день. Желаю огромного успеха в будущем!
У меня так же только я немного всё же знаю англиский)
HUGE THANKYOU to the editors for making such a good video also thankyou to jojo for uploading it
When u have to properly utilise the money spent on editing software 😂😂
Great tingles bro ❤️
PLS DONT KILL ME JEFF😭 AHHHHH
Very great tingles
@@ishowbuster4515 TRELAWNY MA BOAAHH, WHERE YOU BEEN? I THOUGHT YOU WAS IN NEW YORK-
Utilise
Very much normal, I'm definitely not having a stroke 🙃
I ate your dog.Wyvern happy
"someone might be a GOD but does not mean they will make nice sounds"
JoJo ASMR - 2021
I love how theres no replyies and this is probably gonna have alot of likes but now there's a reply
*ok*
Ty for the likes
600TH LIKE LETS GOO
If your interests, i recently started my Relax music channel, would be very grateful for your support 🎄🎅💝
I have my SAT exams tommorow and I really need sleep so thanks jojo for more relaxing content.
I like how the noob is just casually looking around the room
You finally got a like
@@pbuuni not surprised my highest liked comment is only like 900 or 1,000 some
I love the fact that the noob is so careless about actually doing asmr
It's like he doesn't even want to do asmr but has to lol
It’s like me waiting for my friend to show up and i’m fidgeting with some random thing 😂
actually, that’s unrealistic because i have no friends
thats actually my type sh1t
@@AteFruit that looks like me in a chemistry class when itd too boring
the noob is the God's Child And Noob aka son of God said: no I want to be something else
but got forced to doing it lol
Everybody gangster until the noob gives you tingles
Are you my Mom?
@@Aceace-dd7bo Iam your dad.
I'm your mother now go to bedd
And i is your little sister
I came to annoy you sibling 😈🤪
I am your sleep paralysis demon, the nice one.
Your video always makes me tingle, man. Keep moving forward !
Bro getting inspired on minecraft videos
JoJo just casually declaring himself God in this video, but that’s all right cus he’s the God of all asmr Gods
haha me is very modest
Why is this true
That means he is Zeus's descendant 😂
Ephremental Rift: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
Yeah this dude is the only person who can challenge Uncle E in asmr, seriously this mans does awesome asmr videos
The fact that he doesn’t wear headphones while he films to see if it sounds good is just god material
Wdym people wear headphones to hear if sounds good
@@delgado8 headphones will be connected to mic to hear if the sound is goos
Good*
self confidence
God is much more much more, way more better.
Ngl i was watching this at like 6 o'clock in the evening and i made me fall asleep😂
This ASMR Make me sleep so fast I love your ASMR It's Amazing
this just shows how jojo can go up to that “God-level” with his asmr skills
czcams.com/video/7SIGZLxrryw/video.html hombre
he can not :)
@@catluvvr Stop spreading your bullshit
@@catluvvr He has God level skills bozo💀
@@lbreplays4951 🤓
I remember all the minecraft videos back in the day with ghe title noob vs pro vs hacker. Those were the good times
@insanity Beats POV you had no childhood
@insanity Beats no one asked
I watched a lot of those videos and that's why I clicked on this video because of them
@@neonxouqbaso well someone is still a child
Damn i miss those days
I Honestly love the noob all of the triggers for noob where in a pattern and it was great THANKS JOJO!!! ❤
I have been wondering if you editors have ever fallen asleep editing ur videos bc the sounds are SO GOOD
This is more like:
God vs god vs god vs god
Jojo is the god of all asmr
God Vs God Vs God Vs Jojo
JoJo wins
@@depagogd1426 exactly
@@depagogd1426 Jojo vs jojo vs jojo vs jojo basically
@@kookie5412 r/woooosh
God vs God vs God vs LSD god
This man could tell me I’m adopted and I’d still be calm
NOW I WANT A VIDEO WHERE HE'S TELLING US WE HAVE CANCER BUT HE COMFORTS US
@@prismaticat that's going a bit to far.. the adopted idea is much less hurtful or even if he did some random made up disease with no cure. just not cancer.
@@prismaticat wtf
@@prismaticat wtf 2
well thats ironic
Me trying my hardest to resist the urge to fall asleep to another jojo video and watch another asmr creator
do some more of these videos Jojo I really enjoy them!
While one side of me wants to sleep, the other finds this video oddly hilarious. You can tell jojo had fun editing this one.
In terms of "clickbait-y titles" that actually have GREAT CONTENT, Joe takes the cake. Pair that with the variety of sounds he make and it's 👌👌
whos joe
@@bome123 joe mama
@@ricardah.2808 Who's Mama?
@@depagogd1426 ligma balls
@@nukleabombe who’s Steve Jobs
Bro the noob tube thing was already giving me tingles, so god mode will make my head 🤯
This is so intense to make if I'm the one gonna make it I love the hard work thank you Jojo for giving us something to relax to
If u look *VERY* carefully, the ASMR God is actually *JOJO*
He looks nothing like him wdym 😕
Who gave you this information????
Stop lying my dude theres totally just god its NOT JOJO its just the ASMR god NOT jojo at all
Guys i just found out… it IS jojo!
@@heatherjohnson9401 teach me your ways!!!!!!
I love how silly and memey his thumbnails are whilst his videos are super well produced and put together in contrast!
Love the videos!
3:50 if you put 2x as playback speed it looks like he is summoning a devil💀
It does lol
this is calming as heck
even “noob” gave me tingles, great job brother❤️
Mè tôô
@@Sanji.57 if u translate that to English it apparently means sesame
Lets be honest. The noob was every asmrtist when they were beginners
The noob is us in a boring class
True LOL
it seems to me that the pro is any generic asmrtist who believes that by making the triggers faster they are professionals
i love the noob. His sounds are so calm and sweet.
Noob is confused, pro has a lot more purpose, hacker feels like my astigmatism, god feels like a nightmare
Timestamps 🍆
0:01 welctro
(Stream deck)
1:56 noob
2:45 pro
3:38 haxor
4:31 God
(Green tube)
5:28 noov
6:46 professional
7:40 hacker
8:28 Goddy god
(Spray)
9:15 noobe
10:00 professionale
10:47 hecker
11:40 godly god
(Wooden massage tool?)
12:49 nub
13:43 professionalele
14:37 funny hacker
15:23 demon?!?
16:07 byetro
Note: I always making my own timestamps but nobody cares or jojo never heart my comments so I'll stop them idk.
Edit: love you guys :) (or girlz)
Bro the way you changed the names was hilarious, gave me a good laugh
Plot twist: autocorrect got the best of him
Thanks for the timestamps
Eggplant...... *My dirty mind*
@@fraziers5341 true dat
I shouldn't watch ASMR while at work but I love it. So much.
I hope you're not a taxi driver lol
@@PolSM25 not a driver! A desk worker! :) safety first
Hey this is your boss, get back to work. This is the second time i have to tell you to stop watching asmr at work.
@@TMcnd5:P I am my own boss
Please do more of these , It made me fall asleep like a baby lol.
all your videos are amazingly relaxing
I must say, all were nice, but I think the hacker asmrtist was my favourite!
Congrats on 2 Million my man! Guys let’s get him to 3 Million!
Yas
If JoJo sees this I have a question.
Do you watch your own vids to help you sleep?
Do you fall asleep after making one because of how satisfying it is?
What makes you fall asleep
Okay so I was listening to your voice and it was so calming that I guess I zoned out and then I found myself at the end of the video!
Love the sounds ❤️
2:21 me trying to hide my phone under the table while playing games in class
2:06 Me when someone catches me staring at them
Or 2:30
Prompts to his editors for all of this! 10/10 work you guys!
10:05 me tryna be a magician in the shower
15:28 I didn’t know the devil did ASMR
Just like the many greek gods we have, we also have Jojo, the God of ASMR
the noob and the pro gave me the most tingles to my surprise 😂😂
"Your videos makes me sleep"
Asmr videos: 😀
Heavy metal videos: 💀
This is one of my favorite concepts which doesnt get explored nearly enough. I always love to see more!!
If your interests, i recently started my Relax music channel, would be very grateful for your support 🎄🎅💝
when the asmr is so good you even get tingles from the ‘noob’ one
Why does the noob seem like such a cool and chill guy?
Jojo is so good that when he’s the noob and tries to be bad he is still just so good
His noob is most people's god
Was the god look inspired by Mister Negative from Spider-Man PS4? 👀
first
sorry guys for saying first
Second I guess anyways love you John your a great actor ❤
@@light_work3921 how old are you lmao, do you actually think that is John Cena
4:39 my sleep paralysis demon playing super smash bros with me
XD
The intro made me sleep like in a second and I just started the video lol
Only Jojo can make me sleep
Which level was better? (per round)
Round 1 (Stream Deck): Hacker-the layered stuff hit me different
Round 2 (Green Tube): Pro-fast but not too fast
Round 3 (Mist Machine): Hacker-the delay effect + mouth sounds = TINGLES
Round 4 (Wooden Roller[s]): Pro-Good mix of mouth and wood sounds
Final thoughts: Honestly the addition of layering does help with some stuff, but mainly if the thing is a little more high-pitched like the stream deck's taps and the mist function on the machine.
Overall though I love the video! Great Work!
Jojo I just want to say your asmr is the best around and I fall asleep to it everyday, your videos also help with stress so thank you! Keep up the good work ❤️
That was my best sleep i ever have😌😴💤💤💤
I love and enjoy watching your vidoes. I appreciate all the work that you put into these amazig videos.
There are only 2 options for me:
Option 1: I fall asleep while watching this and wake up in the morning
Option 2: I'm gonna watch CZcams until 1am
Directioners are everywhere lol
@@sayurisdigitaldiary wait, *Olivia Stylinson* ? Is your name Olivia or is it bc of Olivia wild 😂
My real name is olivia
I love jojos videos like this. And every one he takes it another step further. Eventually I won't be able to wake up!
Ah yes the asmr assassin level
Wow your asmr skill are making me sleep
2:06: *Me watching my parents and sibling argue*
reminds me of those old minecraft noob vs pro vs hacker videos, oh man i miss that time.
Good ol dayz
I actually love noob really well, I love how he is so careless and just looks around everywhere
Great tingles Jojo, keep up the good work!
Greenscreening out the tube at god-level was brilliant
Omg i felt him talking in my ears so it was not only ASMR it was a massage
We need a full « noob » video with the stream deck. It was incredible. Congrats on 12 subs btw !
Doesnt he have 22 subs
I also liked the noob version lol
Even listening and bit watching gives me tingles! Good good JoJo! I’m gonna get some sleep now if you don’t mind. :) ❤️ 😃 Prips to the editors behind the scenes doing all of this hard works! Props to you guys who work you butt of editing videos that take forever to edit just for our sleep and enjoyment! Thanks 🙏
Bruh you are the God your so good at ASMR you help me sleep thank you JoJo✨
Fun fact: jojo's asmr is underrated and the best🎉❤
*Unsorted*
Intro 0:01 - 1:55
Outro 16:07 - 17:01
*Keyboard Buttons*
Noob 1:55 - 2:46
Pro 2:46 - 3:37
Hacker 3:37 - 4:31
God 4:31 - 5:28
*Tube Mouth Sounds*
Noob 5:28 - 6:45
Pro 6:46 - 7:39
Hacker 7:40 - 8:27
God 8:28 - 9:14
*Small Water Mist Thing*
Noob 9:15 - 9:59
Pro 10:00 - 10:46
Hacker 10:47 - 11:40
God 11:41 - 12:49
*Wooden Rolling Board*
Noob 12:50 - 13:43
Pro 13:44 - 14:37
Hacker 14:38 - 15:22
God 15:23 - 16:06
GAH DAUYM
Had no clue that God was an asmr youtuber, I don't remember reading that in any of the holy books
1. Hacker
2. God
3. Hacker
4. God
Those are my povs of favs
Am I the only one who feels that Jojo is so divine that even noob is fine？
man's just doing 2016 minecraft titles at this point
I love how Jojo takes the time to edit his videos but we just fall asleep. Keep it up Jojo!
he has an editor you know?
noob was like “awwwwhh this is… a… asmr??” sooo cuyie ✨✨🌻
idk if this is weird but your skin has been looking absolutely flawless! 🙌
I really like how distinct the actual categories are,
the noob is pretty exclusively simple triggers,
pro is mostly Jojo's raw talent with maybe the exclusion of too many background mouth sounds,
hacker is Jojo doing the very most sound he can with layered sound and extra editing,
and then the god is just double everything hacker is and a tad bit extra LSD
thanks for the tingles!
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@@elpapu8441 Ñ ?
Joseph Joestar!
Just tested positive for covid. Thank you for making this, I’ve been very restless , and this will help me get to sleep
Same with me
get better soon
Hope you make it through okay 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Ha ha L
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The noob looks like he's being held at gunpoint.
English mythology: Jojo, the god of asmr