My Fans Wrote The ENTIRE Script For This Video
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- čas přidán 25. 08. 2022
- This was the best worst idea I've ever conceieved.
PATREON: / keksiweksi
TWITTER: / keksiweksi
Very special thanks to my patrons for making me do this to myself! I want to shout out a few of you who basically carried this script off the ground at first, being Curious, Smug, and Furl. Honestly I didn't think I would actually make this video, but you guys really put your all into this so thank you.
~music~
KareKano OST - Koremade no Arasuji Shoutarou Maachi
Maquia OST - Iorufu, Wakare no Ichizoku
Berserk OST - Behelit
Cardcaptor Sakura OST - ほえ？
K-On! OST - Isoge ya Isoge!
Texhnolyze OST - Blue Darkness ~ A Sleepless Town
ワンカップP（歌：柳麻美） - 子猫のパヤパヤ (sweet mamix)
Chaos;Child OST - WORLD
Welcome to the NHK OST - Owari Wo Mitsumeru Shunkan
Texhnolyze OST - Blue Darkness ~ A Sleepless Town
THE IDOLM@STER - THE IDOLM@STER
King's Field IV OST - Dark Reality
Silent Hill 2 OST - White Noiz
Clannad OST - Tanoshii Souritsusai - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Very special thanks to my patrons for making me do this to myself! I want to shout out a few of you who basically carried this script off the ground at first, being Curious, Smug, and Furl. I'm very thankful to have a community that is actually funny. Oh and just in case the video didn't remind you, I also have a Patreon: www.patreon.com/keksiweksi
I'm sorry kek
The horror parts actually creeped me out a little.
idk what Keksi is going on about, I watched this entire video and I feel perfectly fine. I think Keksi just made the whole worm thing up in order to slander my beloved Illya. I can't let Keksi get away with trying to tarnish Illya's name like this, I love her far too much to let that happen. Me and Illya love each other a whole bunch so I can't let anyone ever talk badly about her, and I know she would do the same for me. Illya loves me just as much as I love her and I love her quite a bit!! I love Illya sooo much. I can't believe just how much I love Illya, it's like she's my entire world. Illya is my everything! I love Illya! I loooove Illya!!!! I LOVE ILLYA!!!!!!! I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya I love Illya .
Nope
Real
wow this script is really good. your patrons must be really cool and smart
Nope
@@Keksi :(
Your patrons have about as much writing capacity as ChatGPT would have. The entire episode feels like it's written by ChatGPT.
If he changed the title to that, I really would believe this was made by Chat Gpt
This man has gone insane, fans can't write scripts, they are devices for producing currents of air by the movements of broad surfaces or a number of such surfaces!!!
This man has gone insane, fans can't write scripts, they are devices for producing currents of air by the movements of broad surfaces or a number of such surfaces!!!
This man has gone insane, fans can't write scripts, they are devices for producing currents of air by the movements of broad surfaces or a number of such surfaces!!!
This man has gone insane, fans can't write scripts, they are devices for producing currents of air by the movements of broad surfaces or a number of such surfaces!!!
This man has gone insane, fans can't write scripts, they are devices for producing currents of air by the movements of broad surfaces or a number of such surfaces!!!
This man has gone insane, fans can't write scripts, they are devices for producing currents of air by the movements of broad surfaces or a number of such surfaces!!!
keksi you’re the only one who keeps me mentally stable
is ur name is a jojo reference
You are my favorite lathe youtuber
🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
The life of any anime fan is just the steps towards schizophrenia.
At least that's what the voices tell me anyway.
Daikon Duck? The anime meme and streamer man? Ain't no way?
Coming from a massive K-On fan, this might be your best video yet
the schizophrenia only gets worse, the anime girl isn’t disappearing from my bedside at night
You really butchered the word "better".
This script felt more like a Keksi script then some of you own videos
Angel and Pollution. Colliding uphill paths. Broken hourglass. Upwards falling sand. Shattered window and a door without a handle. Melting wall, unsolvable meaning, smoothness of changing permeability, transition, time headless eyes one twice three times repeat with each repetition set set set set set unprotectable law unfulfillable promise contract to death-
Oh shit, wait, lathes? Dude finally. Subscribed.
can't wait for the lathes videos
This channel reminds me why I love the internet.
I have a feeling just a tiny tiny little feeling that keksi loves iliya
Nope
@@Keksi no way
Never let your subs write a script ever again
3:38-4:05 That was a good one Keksi. Made me cackle my bones
This video is what my mind is like at 3am when I haven’t talked to someone for a week.
I need that script
Very personal and heartfelt video, glad you're being open with your audience, I really related with a lot of what you talked about here. Looking forward to the new direction for the channel!
A lathe (/leɪð/) is a machine tool that rotates a workpiece about an axis of rotation to perform various operations such as cutting, sanding, knurling, drilling, deformation, facing, and turning, with tools that are applied to the workpiece to create an object with symmetry about that axis.[1]
Lathes are used in woodturning, metalworking, metal spinning, thermal spraying, parts reclamation, and glass-working. Lathes can be used to shape pottery, the best-known design being the Potter's wheel. Most suitably equipped metalworking lathes can also be used to produce most solids of revolution, plane surfaces and screw threads or helices. Ornamental lathes can produce three-dimensional solids of incredible complexity. The workpiece is usually held in place by either one or two centers, at least one of which can typically be moved horizontally to accommodate varying workpiece lengths. Other work-holding methods include clamping the work about the axis of rotation using a chuck or collet, or to a faceplate, using clamps or dog clutch.
Examples of objects that can be produced on a lathe include screws, candlesticks, gun barrels, cue sticks, table legs, bowls, baseball bats, pens, musical instruments (especially woodwind instruments), and crankshafts.
The lathe is an ancient tool. The earliest evidence of a lathe dates back to Ancient Egypt around 1300 BC.[2] There is also tenuous evidence for its existence at a Mycenaean Greek site, dating back as far as the 13th or 14th century BC.[3]
Clear evidence of turned artifacts have been found from the 6th century BC: fragments of a wooden bowl in an Etruscan tomb in Northern Italy as well as two flat wooden dishes with decorative turned rims from modern Turkey.[4]
During the Warring States period in China, c. 400 BC, the ancient Chinese used rotary lathes to sharpen tools and weapons on an industrial scale.[5]
The first known painting showing a lathe dates to the 3rd century BC in ancient Egypt.[6]
The lathe was very important to the Industrial Revolution. It is known as the mother of machine tools, as it was the first machine tool that led to the invention of other machine tools. The first fully documented, all-metal slide rest lathe was invented by Jacques de Vaucanson around 1751. It was described in the Encyclopédie.[7]
Exact drawing made with camera obscura of horizontal boring machine by Jan Verbruggen in Woolwich Royal Brass Foundry approx. 1778 (drawing 47 out of set of 50 drawings)
In 1718 Russian engineer Andrey Nartov invented one of the first lathes with a mechanical cutting tool-supporting carriage and a set of gears (also known as a compound rest or slide rest) with the first to invent such a lathe probably being Leonardo da Vinci.[8]
An important early lathe in the UK was the horizontal boring machine that was installed by Jan Verbruggen in 1772 in the Royal Arsenal in Woolwich. It was horse-powered and allowed for the production of much more accurate and stronger cannon used with success in the American Revolutionary War in the late 18th century. One of the key characteristics of this machine was that the workpiece was turning as opposed to the tool, making it technically a lathe. Henry Maudslay, who later developed many improvements to the lathe, worked at the Royal Arsenal from 1783, being exposed to this machine in the Verbruggen workshop.[9] A detailed description of Vaucanson's lathe was published decades before Maudslay perfected his version. It is likely that Maudslay was not aware of Vaucanson's work, since his first versions of the slide rest had many errors that were not present in the Vaucanson lathe.
During the Industrial Revolution, mechanized power generated by water wheels or steam engines was transmitted to the lathe via line shafting, allowing faster and easier work. Metalworking lathes evolved into heavier machines with thicker, more rigid parts. Between the late 19th and mid-20th centuries, individual electric motors at each lathe replaced line shafting as the power source. Beginning in the 1950s, servomechanisms were applied to the control of lathes and other machine tools via numerical control, which often was coupled with computers to yield computerized numerical control (CNC). Today manually controlled and CNC lathes coexist in the manufacturing industries.
A lathe may or may not have legs, which sit on the floor and elevate the lathe bed to a working height. A lathe may be small and sit on a workbench or table, not requiring a stand.
Almost all lathes have a bed, which is (almost always) a horizontal beam (although CNC lathes commonly have an inclined or vertical beam for a bed to ensure that swarf, or chips, falls free of the bed). Woodturning lathes specialized for turning large bowls often have no bed or tail stock, merely a free-standing headstock and a cantilevered tool rest.
At one end of the bed (almost always the left, as the operator faces the lathe) is a headstock. The headstock contains high-precision spinning bearings. Rotating within the bearings is a horizontal axle, with an axis parallel to the bed, called the spindle. Spindles are often hollow and have an interior Morse taper on the spindle nose (i.e., facing to the right / towards the bed) by which work-holding accessories may be mounted to the spindle. Spindles may also have arrangements for work-holding on the left-hand end of the spindle with other tooling arrangements for particular tasks. (i.e., facing away from the main bed) end, or may have a hand-wheel or other accessory mechanism on their outboard end. Spindles are powered and impart motion to the workpiece.
The spindle is driven either by foot power from a treadle and flywheel or by a belt or gear drive from a power source such as electric motor or overhead line shafts. In most modern lathes this power source is an integral electric motor, often either in the headstock, to the left of the headstock, or beneath the headstock, concealed in the stand.
In addition to the spindle and its bearings, the headstock often contains parts to convert the motor speed into various spindle speeds. Various types of speed-changing mechanism achieve this, from a cone pulley or step pulley, to a cone pulley with back gear (which is essentially a low range, similar in net effect to the two-speed rear of a truck), to an entire gear train similar to that of a manual-shift automotive transmission. Some motors have electronic rheostat-type speed controls, which obviates cone pulleys or gears.
The counterpoint to the headstock is the tailstock, sometimes referred to as the loose head, as it can be positioned at any convenient point on the bed by sliding it to the required area. The tail-stock contains a barrel, which does not rotate, but can slide in and out parallel to the axis of the bed and directly in line with the headstock spindle. The barrel is hollow and usually contains a taper to facilitate the gripping of various types of tooling. Its most common uses are to hold a hardened steel center, which is used to support long thin shafts while turning, or to hold drill bits for drilling axial holes in the work piece. Many other uses are possible.[10]
Metalworking lathes have a carriage (comprising a saddle and apron) topped with a cross-slide, which is a flat piece that sits crosswise on the bed and can be cranked at right angles to the bed. Sitting atop the cross slide is usually another slide called a compound rest, which provides 2 additional axes of motion, rotary and linear. Atop that sits a toolpost, which holds a cutting tool, which removes material from the workpiece. There may or may not be a leadscrew, which moves the cross-slide along the bed.
Woodturning and metal spinning lathes do not have cross-slides, but rather have banjos, which are flat pieces that sit crosswise on the bed. The position of a banjo can be adjusted by hand; no gearing is involved. Ascending vertically from the banjo is a tool-post, at the top of which is a horizontal tool-rest. In woodturning, hand tools are braced against the tool rest and levered into the workpiece. In metal spinning, the further pin ascends vertically from the tool rest and serves as a fulcrum against which tools may be levered into the workpiece.
You should make more of this kind of videos. They are a blast
*Top 5 best ARGs*
“Number five, Keisi’s insanity”
insert beatrice laugh
thought this was a weird fever dream I had
knowing illya turned shirou into a toy bear in visual novel
I’m glad I subscribed and binged videos on your channel to end up watching the masterpiece of insanity
2:30 I mean that’s technically accurate to the manga
The microwave in question being ruby
This is the first video I saw of this channel, great first impressions.
So Ilya's love = dark reality
I get it
What the voice says at 10:38:
I have been looking for you, keksi
I have a pretty little gift for you
I hope you will like my gift
I’m very glad to see how much the quality of your videos has increased lathely
this is the first video of your channel I watched, subscribed, I love lathes.
Man, I'm looking forward to the Lathe content coming in the near future
I thank you Keksi with all my heart for making me aware that Cardcaptor Sakura Tetris is a thing as I am now going to spend way to much time attempting to get this on my modded vita and play it for much longer than I should
Very excited for the new lathe content, but I hope you'll be willing to take a look at milling machines too at some point.
i think you're god damn insane... subscribed
I'm glad you're learning about lathes, I think it's a wonderful direction for your channel. Specifically a direction around an axis of symmetry. Also, Bill Murray.
What the fuck is Ziggy stardust doing here.
@@icravedeath.1200 Actually I'm an alligator, not Ziggy Stardust
@@davidbowie4909 is that a reference to moonage daydream?
(The song, not the excellent documentary).
Did you know that Keksi means cookies in german 😈
Looking foward for the new content, you deserve a break
Ngl I kinda forgot that this was a patreon special half way and thought that it was just another keksi video
Been waiting for this change for ages💀
amazing!
Most informative video essay
Man, I didn't exist this to come out so soon. Literarily that Fry from futurama clip, "It took an hour to write, I thought it'd take an hour to read." Type beat. Well done kek man.
i would turn into a worm if it meant i could become an illya drone
this video made me cri everytiym I liked and cried subcriybv
also did you know keksi in German means cookies?
This feels like a fucking acid trip. This is as bad as Umineko in terms of mind fuckery. My head hurts, I can't stop hearing cicadas, ...is that a needle in my food?
Seems like a normal Keksi video
I dont remember if i felt ill before this video or if this video caused it
when too many anime just get smashup like :
btw, amaze this vid mention aria the animation, that was my kind of slice of life anime.
So this is a video about stuff
And I like stuff
Who is this and why is this actually funny.
the perfect video, this is the peak of youtube
luv u 🥰
Perfect this normal video is very good and normal.
This made me realise that there was a new k-on called k-on which is probably like the soul eater not was for soul eater I don't know where im going with this comment I need sleep thank you for coming to my TED talk!
Subscribed
The script was amazing cookies
This video is too funny i cant
Thank you
My favorite Keksi moment was when he said "Im gonna worm" then became a worm inside Ilya, teehee squiiiddd 😖🦑
Glad to see you’ve finally grown out of your weeb phase. Lathes are a true man’s soul.
It's like a fever dream O.o
I´m following now. we have in common the most important thing for me. An undescribable love for necoarc
I don't know anything about Melty Blood but I love the amount of psychic damage nerds take when they see this goofy catgirl gremlin
I don't remember Aria quite like that...
Still waiting for a video on Lathes
Cool
What anime is that first clip from? It’s gorgeous.
they should make a worms mukbang channel
WAITING
TO CUT OUT THE DEAD WOOD
WAITING
TO FALLOW THE WORMS!
have you eaten a clock recently?
They are harvesting my organs just as i watch this video
Idk what is happening but this kinda make sense
best script
I think I lost almost all my neurons...
they are not true fans if they dont include a squid girl joke
it been 15 minustes and i already regret watching this video
Most sane Illya fan
Let this man's patreon direct a Michael Cera movie.
Proud to announce that I lifted weights while listening to this
oh.
I love paprika
Wild. Makes me want skittles
hey Keksi do you know the song it goes uhh something like this ubububu kwakwakwa gigiigi booooooooooum and then comes the part where illya raps and it's about unemployment and recession please tell me what's the name of the song i am SURE you used it in like at least three of your videos
Gonna watch this in my math class
Saber studies math???
@@Keksi yes
Wow
13 days… I’m sad
Chaika in thumbnail
I love lathes
Nope
8:56 links to source please
Man, are you your own patreons ?
the schizophernia goes crazy
Mai Kadowaki, jp va for Illyasviel, sung Pretty Fly (for a white guy)
What
@@Keksi it's on CZcams
I think he likes illya guys
Nope
If u said this was written by ai i would believe it
Can someone tell which is the anime in the thumbnail? It looks cute
it's encouragement of climb
hmmm
Ok fr Illya is best girl. Yeah she starts off weird, but she's also the only one who quickly gets over herself in every route, even in HF where, let's face it, Shirou kind of an idiot who sucks ass. In doing so she basically gives up the only rationale she had for living to that point. She displays more emotional maturity at the end of HF than any of the other heroines did at any point in FSN. Saber is dumb, Rin is basic, and Sakura is an edgelord. Illya deserves to smile the most. I love Illya, not fielding ANY objections.
Kaleid Illya is best
@@MaakaSakuranbo
>Chloe is best
I love Illya more than anything, in every universe. It’s not just love, it’s an obligation. After everything she’s gone through, she deserves a happy ending. I’m personally fond of Chloe the most, but in the end, she is but an aspect of the original Stay Night Illya, just like how Kaleid Illya is an aspect as well. Both combine to make the original Illya’s personality. I’ve always enjoyed Illya’s more outgoing and mischievous side, thus my fondness for Chloe. But it doesn’t matter; so long as the world recognizes her soul as “Illyasviel Von Einzbern”, I will love her.