(Loose) Translation: The whole point of the song is JC being bitter at WY (and LZ by extension) Is that "cutsleeve" familiar? Nevermind, let's hit him with Zidian (purple whip) first. Before I can tell if he's real/fake (Weiying) Lan Er (2nd son of Lan clan aka LZ) carried him home. In the past, I never thought Lan Er was stupid/silly Thought he raised bunnies to be graceful Thought he does inquiry as part of his practice His hobby is scarring himself (implying the whip and the stamp) (To WY) The first thing you do when you came back Is to display PDA Never came back to Jiang clan But rather you went to Gusu to read their thousands of rules You're still displaying PDA Having fun playing your flute? If I knew, I would have buried your flute (Chenqing) in my parent's graves Still displaying PDA I thought the Lan clan said "they don't drink" Drinking Emperor Smile First sleep, then drunk (describing LZ's drunkness) Still displaying PDA You guys are just fighting crime together Hunting down NMJ's body While I'm here raising our nephew alone (bitter af) You once said we would be the 2 brothers of Jiang clan Did this promise get eaten by Fairy? The lotus flower bloomed The kites were flown and shot down (describing passage of time) Now I'm head of the Jiang clan But you're wandering around with someone else The first thing you do when you come back is PDA Riding your donkey like a rogue How is Little Apple cuter than Fairy? Still displaying PDA Too many cruel things in your past life You're hanging out with the Wen (Wen Ning and A-yuan) Who is your real brother here? Still displaying PDA No one understands my pain I'm disgusted and want to throw up my golden core Still displaying PDA You know you're the one that betrayed me first My heart is broken but I don't know how to explain it I hate seeing you so nonchalant I hate seeing you display so much PDA ~The first thing you do when you come back is PDA ~Straight guy (Me) gets heart jammed from it (he hates it and thinks it gives him ischemia, JC being forever alone) The first thing you do when you come back is PDA You don't even look at the circumstances when you confess your feelings We're literally in the middle of fighting the BIG BOSS and you're discussing who's on top/bottom in bed, can you do this later? Still displaying PDA I'm kicking you out of the Jiang clan Lan Er (LZ), please take him home You can forever now freely ride your donkey, play around, do whatever you want, show as much PDA as you want!!!
我自己在腦裡腦補：
藍二：恩，你把魏嬰給我，我把我哥給你。一杰換一壁，你不虧。
藍大：老弟，你怎把我賣了？
藍大:我還得去找啊瑤ㄟ😂😂
阿瑤有妻子啦~
你的頭像跟我臉書的一樣耶
(盯(吃瓜
正在找魏无羡
沒關係的江舅舅！！！
咱們不怕！！
他姑蘇藍二搶了我們雲夢一傑，
你就把藍大搶來做咱們雲夢的壓寨夫人。
哼哼哼！
藍二，我們走著瞧，看誰玩兒得過誰 😏😏😏
李心怡 真狠真狠🌚
你是惡魔嗎，哈哈哈😂😂😂😂
😈😈😈
@@shinyi75 哈哈哈，真.魔鬼
李心怡 😂😂😂我服了
舅舅別桑心，你有藍大，你可以閃回去請他們吃狗糧（！？
魏嬰：哈哈哈，師妹是秀不過我跟藍二哥哥的
藍湛：嗯。
藍大友情翻譯：魏嬰說什麼都對。
金凌表示:為甚麼我舅也瘋了😭，還有你別給仙子亂喂東西食😡
Anson kan 一股台湾味儿袭击CZcams（大陆人都跑b站去了吗）
🤣仙子表示牠只想吃狗糧
@夷陵老祖魏無羡 老祖.........(抓起來丟回去找藍湛
@夷陵老祖魏無羡 羨羨出來說教了w
@@user-ml6mf7vz9e 大陸不能用yt吧w當然在b站呀w
現在我的腦裡巡迴著「你一回來就秀恩愛」跟「又在秀恩愛」……
感覺金凌很無奈😂
（舅舅自嗨中⋯⋯）
金凌：「為啥我舅舅不只畫風突變，還個性180度旋轉了？可能秀逗了，帶去給電器行看看吧！」
（一曲終了，江澄被拖走了😂）
我外孫帶他走的有意見嗎？
的確秀逗了
等等
就算江澄在自嗨
金凌也不敢把舅舅用拖的拖走吧？😂😂😂
又在秀恩愛這句好洗腦www
up主威武
舅舅可愛阿~
雖然很可愛，可我聽到我的心在淌血……
呵!
@左樂怡 謝謝啦
云夢江氏江澄 渴了喝水
左樂怡 剩下57秒呢？
心疼江橙
金凌強戲
江憕唱到羨慕忌妒恨
魏櫻秀恩愛
藍忘機秀恩愛
仙子路過
小蘋果路過
兔子路過
夺你一杰，还你一壁ww❤舅舅好可爱啊啊ww金凌一脸无奈ww超可爱哎ww！！！！！
我覺得我弟弟是嫉妒呀…
閣下說是不是？（笑）
真的😂😂
江澄！！！
你完了
江舅舅：妈的，死给
@三毒聖手江晚吟 哎哟我去！
@三毒聖手江晚吟 没事儿哈哈哈
@三毒聖手江晚吟 (憋笑
@三毒聖手江晚吟 ………你覺得我會怎麼回答你呢？當然是你啊XD(無奈
@雲夢江氏江晚吟 笑你呀笑你呀～
晚吟怨念好深哦
江橙也太可爱
呵呵～是的呢～
江澄傲嬌起來的確特別可愛
@@user-rk2hn1og4n 嗯，傲嬌澄確實特萌
江澄表示
"橙？你還有什麼遺言嗎？"
對啊～
曦臣：沒關系你有我❤️
这歌挺可爱的啊
我看到「溫家崽子和我究竟誰是你兄弟真難猜」我直接兩行淚落下
溫家崽子和藍湛都是
雖然江澄這樣很可憐，但有一種莫名的萌感啊！
＋1
舅舅啊～趕快把藍大娶回家~您看如蘭都有思追兒了啊！
聽完此曲， 才感覺 江澄 真的【慘】， 笑死了。🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
江舅舅，藍大可是在等着你哦～
藍湛：我…就是要秀恩愛。魏瓔，我的
@三毒聖手江晚吟 為什麼我要滾走，我有雙腳，我可以用走的
還有我不是男的
對啊！魏嬰是我的！！(驕傲)
(憋笑
@三毒聖手江晚吟 江澄你這傲嬌，就跟你說了不要炸毛呀(笑得東倒西歪
要不就……舅舅你直接點跟著羨羨一起嫁去藍家嘛！！（曦臣哥哥表示他心悅你～（X
反正你姪兒將來也會去藍家……就一起過去也好Ww
启仁老師表示：老夫的愛徒啊啊啊啊！
反正你家愛徒不是受((笑倒
@三毒聖手江晚吟 我发现舅舅承认他是下面的那一方了😂
@@user-te8vw7st8n 都是人上人
@@user-js4ld1us2x XD
到底誰拱誰家的白菜
每首歌都在說舅舅單身（#
因為他是直男
不不不，舅舅還有藍大
江澄你是不是完全唱出心聲了😂😂😂
裡面.....有玻璃阿~~
可是又好可愛阿~~~
歌词里有玻璃渣啊QAQ
评论好好笑XD
后面打鼓的金陵有点可爱🙊
藍吸澄，名字早已表明一切
XDDD
江澄表示：在下有苦難言，年少被你欺負，你當老祖被你毀約（雲夢雙杰），現在還被你沿路撒狗糧...（留下單身的淚水）
不關我事
@@沈漓字无厌讨厌官方 找魏嬰 雀食不干夷陵老祖的事 找夷陵老祖雀食不干魏無羨的事 找魏無羨雀食不干魏嬰的事，但是.....你全打出來了....
@@user-tk3tx8cw1k 嗯
舅舅趕快找一個給羨羨秀回去，趕快破掉藍家沒一個是受的說法啊!
哈哈哈，怎么听起来那么像羡慕嫉妒恨
就是羨慕又嫉妒呀…😂
哼，我才没有
@夷陵老祖魏無羡 住嘴
大舅你这样说，小心舅舅打断你的腿，放仙子出来
@@user-lt8yc6bw9z 除非你....跟我比洒量...要赢我！
沒關係，晚吟跟我回家^_^
兄長 真的啊！我們有大嫂了
我們家江澄的未來交給你了大哥（皮）
曦臣公子請（笑
@姑蘇藍氏藍忘機 是兄長/
(吃瓜中
舅舅的的心裡話:「為何我還是…一人，孤單孤單寂寞寂寞覺得冷」
舅舅不怕，仙子陪你（？
舅舅没事der！你有舅妈团！
金凌的鼓打的還不錯喔~😄😄
江澄默默的流下眼淚
😭😭😭😭😭😭
哎～舅舅真是太会唱歌了吧，看看都唱了些啥。巜魏无羡你出来啊》还有《江氏家书》也太厉害了吧！
你不孤獨
你有曦臣
舅舅，搞不好以後跟羨羨做妯娌，一樣是雙傑阿(X
蓝大快来把你老婆抱回家！
@藍曦臣
小女子見過藍公子（笑）
想請問藍公子是如何馴服江宗主的呢？
(冒出)藍公子是忘機喔～
@@user-cu3be2db8r ……
@@user-rk2hn1og4n 藍公子是忘機沒錯啊～
@@user-cu3be2db8r 好的，謝謝提醒～
不愧是直男（江澄）呵呵～
這歌有毒~😂😂
我的妈呀这就是所谓的羡慕嫉妒恨吗
舅舅疯了救命啊
没事舅舅你还有我😂
不行 這好可愛有點刀子
这词写的。。。真是太有才了！给作者献上膝盖
50%的人都去了蓝家啊
去了都成受
因為江家的都是受(包括金大小姐
我表示是个瓜
@@user-lt8yc6bw9z 與女無瓜
@夷陵老祖魏無羡 哼哼！你这个傢伙还会心疼了
好可爱！江家主的心声
太可愛🤣🤣🤣
(Loose) Translation: The whole point of the song is JC being bitter at WY (and LZ by extension)
Is that "cutsleeve" familiar?
Nevermind, let's hit him with Zidian (purple whip) first.
Before I can tell if he's real/fake (Weiying)
Lan Er (2nd son of Lan clan aka LZ) carried him home.
In the past, I never thought Lan Er was stupid/silly
Thought he raised bunnies to be graceful
Thought he does inquiry as part of his practice
His hobby is scarring himself (implying the whip and the stamp)
(To WY) The first thing you do when you came back
Is to display PDA
Never came back to Jiang clan
But rather you went to Gusu to read their thousands of rules
You're still displaying PDA
Having fun playing your flute?
If I knew, I would have buried your flute (Chenqing) in my parent's graves
Still displaying PDA
I thought the Lan clan said "they don't drink"
Drinking Emperor Smile
First sleep, then drunk (describing LZ's drunkness)
Still displaying PDA
You guys are just fighting crime together
Hunting down NMJ's body
While I'm here raising our nephew alone (bitter af)
You once said we would be the 2 brothers of Jiang clan
Did this promise get eaten by Fairy?
The lotus flower bloomed
The kites were flown and shot down (describing passage of time)
Now I'm head of the Jiang clan
But you're wandering around with someone else
The first thing you do when you come back is PDA
Riding your donkey like a rogue
How is Little Apple cuter than Fairy?
Still displaying PDA
Too many cruel things in your past life
You're hanging out with the Wen (Wen Ning and A-yuan)
Who is your real brother here?
Still displaying PDA
No one understands my pain
I'm disgusted and want to throw up my golden core
Still displaying PDA
You know you're the one that betrayed me first
My heart is broken but I don't know how to explain it
I hate seeing you so nonchalant
I hate seeing you display so much PDA
~The first thing you do when you come back is PDA
~Straight guy (Me) gets heart jammed from it (he hates it and thinks it gives him ischemia, JC being forever alone)
The first thing you do when you come back is PDA
You don't even look at the circumstances when you confess your feelings
We're literally in the middle of fighting the BIG BOSS and you're discussing who's on top/bottom in bed, can you do this later?
Still displaying PDA
I'm kicking you out of the Jiang clan
Lan Er (LZ), please take him home
You can forever now freely ride your donkey, play around, do whatever you want, show as much PDA as you want!!!
Thank you for translating!!!!
I understand now thanks Lol
I'm glad I'm scrolling down! 😆
JC just want his brother back 😭😭😭 thanks for your translation ❤️❤️
本来进来是想欢乐地在嘲笑舅舅，每次一到1:22就忽然好心疼他
哈哈笑死我了。可怜的江澄
有才有才 舅舅的心聲啊
不對喔，江舅舅，
金凌是你姐姐的兒子，
所以你要稱呼金凌為「姪兒」，
而不是「外甥」喔。
對江厭離（你阿姐）來說，
當她向外人介紹你（江澄）兒子時，
她才是說：「這是我外甥，阿澄的長子（次子、三男、…………）江XX。請大家多多提點他。XX 還不快叫人啊。這位是 X 伯父，那位是 X 世叔。」
ㄜ……………………好啦………
如果你像羨羨嫁給藍湛那樣，你嫁給了藍渙，
那…………那金凌的確就是你外甥了……😅😅😅
（我是堅定不移「曦澄」派）
這裡曦澄+1～～～～（超用力揮手
@藍曦臣 這裡+1 (手動艾特藍大)
@藍曦臣
藍公子……你這……（紅著臉……看完腦袋全空了…
@藍曦臣
是，公子辛苦了。（拱手行禮
江公子的可愛小女也看在眼裏，論及婚事……請公子先行知會一聲…好讓小女也能參與其中。
这位楼主你搞错了，金陵是舅舅的外甥一点没错，如果江澄有儿子的话叫江厌离姑姑，是江厌离的侄子。您姑表关系认知满拧，不信回去问问家里长辈吧。
舅舅單身狗的怨念好深啊
藍大，快，時機來了！
为什么有一种莫名的好听😂😂😂
後面的金凌好闊愛(灬°ω°灬)
好可愛RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
金凌:舅舅其實我
不會打鼓~~
妈呀！太可爱了！太像了！哈哈哈哈！
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈澄澄突然可愛wwww
好可爱哟，感动感动，唱得也好
所以說嘛，曦臣就快點去找舅舅嘛ʕ⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎ʔ
かわいい〜！！
江澄って一番人間っぽいと思う😢
ドラム打ってる金凌の顔好きww
聽上去是歡快，結果全是隱藏刀子啊！
這歌有才 我讚XDD
我朋友生日发的！后悔当时没看到
好听，甜到流眼泪
1:03 酒瓶後面……
Hay lém, chibi tông chủ thật dễ thương.... A Trừng của tui😍😍😍
沒關係江澄你還有藍曦臣~
藍大是阿瑤的
支持曦澄～
@@user-rk2hn1og4n 師姐wwwww
@@2j_03chausinmangigi6 阿羨～（笑）
@@user-rk2hn1og4n 在~
江晚吟是我的
麻麻，舅舅疯了！
/dưới đài, vỗ tay/ sư muội ngươi ca hay lắm nha~ ^-^
原来舅舅瞒着我去找舅妈了，我终于有舅妈了，舅舅也终于不再单身了（为舅舅感到欣慰
为舅舅感到欣慰是什么鬼🤣🤣🤣
羨羨跟了藍湛，江澄跟了藍喚，金凌跟了藍思追，媽丫。藍家真好(〃•ㅂ•〃)
晚吟弟弟，羡羡还是把你当师弟会偶尔虐虐你的，不过你排第三了，在蓝湛和金陵后面。从第一到第三都是你作的。
这首歌好洗腦
沒事
舅舅你還有藍大
大大好有才！！
Let me guess, you're searching for english comment right??? 😏🙃
金凌應該習慣了，但江澄恐怕成了另一個問題。
1:14
金光瑤：再說一次
哈哈哈~可爱~
江澄好慘呀www
Jiang Cheng if your so pissed about you don't have a partner then go find one!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
姑苏蓝氏的，你们给我听好了，把你们手上的白菜景仪给我，我就送个魏前辈和江宗主+天天次数剧本+如何进步天天技术剧本ಠ_ಠ ((开始放飞自我中
（直接把景仪打包好带给聂宗主）聂宗主，你的快递已到（把景仪丢过去，拱手，转身走人（被打
江澄你还有蓝曦臣啊ww
舅舅不難過，柳巨巨在等你了！
沒關係
魏嬰給藍湛
我只要江澄（？
江澄 你先把紫電收起來啊
好可爱
太有才 哈哈
Hay ^^
I can't understand a thing but by what's shown in the drawings, I'm guessing he's pissed at WY....poor single JC
这词也是绝了
我也是醉了
I don't understand because it is Chinese but I feel Jiang cheng feels sad and alone. He feels Wei ying leave him because of Lan zhan.