I'm trying to take a bath, but Twitch Chat keeps assassinating me. (Red Dead Redemption 2 Mods)
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- Twitch Chat can mod my Red Dead 2 game WHILE I'm playing. Can I finish a hot a bath?
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About DougDoug:
Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
#RedDeadRedemption2 #TwitchChat #Modding - Hry
What if
You wanted to take a bath
But God said
“Tahiti”
He said Tahiti was the place gods take baths
Guarma be like: *T A H I T I*
ZA WARUDO
But chat said
chat: Tahiti
And the lord dutch said Tahiti and guarma was renamed
"if you never leave the bath, you've never taken the bath"
Confused Schroedinger Noises
That is true... If you think about it, you can't say you've TAKEN a bath. As far as you're concerned, you're still TAKING one...
Jean-Paul Marat: Are you sure about that?
@@THE_AceOfSarcasm the farthest ive taken a bath is out the junk yard
@@goose9514
I take a bath in nothing but pure bleach. I also take a sip before I get in, just because.
I cant even take a bath >:(
Maybe it’s just me, but the definition of humor is when Arthur keeps getting beaten up, but each hit knocks a completely different hat off of his head
He's like: "Keep punchin', boah! Ah got at least 20 moah hats in mah inventoreh!"
13 fucking hats
I got 57 more goddamn hats in this 4 hat inventory
YES
"shadow you fool, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATE HATS!!"
"You blocked the entire fucking road and now I'm in Tahiti with the Irish man!"
Truly a great sentence
15:05 Easily the funniest part of the video
The worst part is that the guy who gets spawned isnt irish, hes scottish.
Thats why hes mad, everyone keeps calling him a leprechaun
He’s a guy from van horn
That scottish fence owner who keep getting called a irish:(Rages in bagpipes)
@notjimpickens79288 No wonder he kept hitting Doug, seeing as Doug kept calling him an Irishman
chat spamming screenshot on naked arthur is the greatest accomplishment to ever be accomplished
Did arthur have a schlong
@@timmys1968 proof ;)
Watch the twitch stream vods
@@johngonzalez2554 asking all of the most important questions
it's smoothed over i think
I don’t know why but seeing a cowboy be punched so hard his hat fell off only for him to have another identical hat on underneath had me in tears. the littered hats surrounding them at the end of the fight truly sent me
Have you ever gotten punched so hard it knocked the hat out of you?
The best part is the final uppercut, hat flying in the air, with the slow mo and fade to black-and-white with Arthur falling to the ground hat still on his head.
can u put down a timestamp? at that point i was laughing too much to pay attention lmao
@@cctaryn576 15:40
I found the cowboy's great great great great great grandson czcams.com/video/fbz9yCBtUQE/video.html
"I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon" must be the best sentence I've ever heard in my life
That's what I'm saying!!!!!
1.5k likes and one reply? Let me fix that.
Timestap?
@@retrosquire7606shut up
@@drcool1417:44
18:00 when he's slowly ascending the stairs with the music blaring and reality folding in on itself, desperately seeking a good bathe was incredible.
Do you know what the song is?
I literally had to stop at 19 minutes because I was laughing so hard
@@chinnerorigami9105 (bit late, but its Inherit the Stars (Final Battle) from demon x machina
@@ianforeman549 I ended up finding it a couple of days later, thanks anyway though.
"I swear to God, if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon..."
- DougDoug
-Carl*
@@covnterfeit Shhhhhhhhhh
r/brandnewsentence material. Like so much on this channel.
"Why is he a bear? Good Question!"
@@diegodelgadillo8096 nope
"You blocked off the whole path to the saloon and now I'm in fucking Tahiti with the Irishman!"
Sounds like the title for a Japanese light novel.
Definitely does
@@SimonDoer "I got Isekai'd to Tahiti with an Irish Man!"
"So i'm a spider so what?" - "So i'm in Tahiti so what?"
sounds like a punchline
The end of attempt number four made it look like Aurthur was just imagining himself taking a nice bath with a beautiful lady taking care of him. And in reality he’s in the middle of nowhere going insane. Gotta love events like these.
When Arthur is slowly walking up the stairs while absolute chaos is happening all around him, it reminds me of that one scene scene from pirates of the caribbean
YES
“It’s just good business”
@@shadowgirlm6446 "It's just a good bath"
“The calamity will come” /reference
“Why is there a horse and carriage in here?” “WASh ME WOMAN”
"Don't look at them. Look at me."
I like to imagine that “the guy” is the reality police coming to beat Arthur up after breaking the space time continuum.
ya made me laugh out loud 😂
(Sorry for making this reference)
But it’s kinda like those time-keepers from Rick-and-morty
Those float-ey dudes with meatball lookin heads
He kinda looks like the hobo from some of Door Monster's sketches
You’re right it does look like him
Damn pfp twins
Twitch chat almost assassinated me by making me laugh so hard that I can’t breathe when they teleported Arthur on the streets when he was taking a bath
fr
Twitch chat murdered you (an important person) for political and/or religious reasons?
The fact that this game hasn't crashed after all of that fuckery is impressive
That's what a good engine is capable of. Bethesda need to take lessons.
“ARTHURS NAKED,”
“THERE IS A LADY HELPING”
“I AM TAKING A BATH.”
“LETS FUCKING GO.”
Your pfp make this way better
OwO
Average redditor
@@churnedgnome752 gay
@Reply If Ya Gay guess I’m gay
**Local man Does everything in his power To take a bath While god is trying to stop him**
This is such an underrated comment
@@deku2627 and you are an underrated hero
@@noneyabusiness9819 I guess
God wants him to take a bath in Tahiti
@@noneyabusiness9819 he ain’t real
"Hey, this is DougDoug, and we solve problems that no one has"
This is probably the most true this has ever been
I can see a situation in which someone would want to see what the strongest animal is
I can see a situation in which someone would want to know the fastest way to get from Point A to Point B
Even the random enemy spawn could prepare a person for surprise attacks
... I don't think I could ever see a situation where God would try to stop me from taking a bath
Don't forget about the abundance of teleporting to Tahiti
chances are very low,but NEVER 0
@@elmatapacos7441 I have checked apparently the odds of stopping time is not actually 0 like I thought due to the event horizon in black holes
Not yet.
"The teleporting shouldn't happen too frequently."
Chat: Have you ever been to Tahiti? It's a magical place.
Stolen comment
Now imagine seeing Arthur running around screaming about needing a bath as all god damn hell breaks loose around him, and then he just disappears. Meanwhile, in Tahiti, a strange man appears out of nowhere and is beaten to death by an Irishman.
And the Irishman appeared outa nowhere.
This sounds like an amazing Webcomic of the misadventures of a Cowboy
"In Tahiti with an Irishman" would be a pretty great song title.
sounds like a jimmy buffet song
Or a gay romance movie
Or a novel
Sounds like a parody of “Englishman in New York”
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
"Now I'm in Tahiti with the Irishman" that's how every great story ends
I love that, even when Doug wins, he pretty much always comes up with a new challenge to give chat another chance to screw with him.
I love that. ^^
Doug: *tries to take bath *
Twitch comments: So you have chosen Tahiti
>twitch comments
you're going to brazil
*_screenshot_*
@Darrin Gambone Twitch Chat is brain dead until they can fuck with their streamer or choose to murder something, at which point all of their brain cells combine into some reason Galaxy Brain.
DOUG! we have a GOD DAMN PLAN! Mango's in Tahiti!
It’s a magical place
PLEASE tell me some people get the reference
"Why is he a bear?" the innocent bystander asks curiously.
"GOOD QUESTION" the loud streamer yells menacingly
"Lol" says this comment's replier says without emotion
Time?
14:23
"GOOD QUESTION" the streamer replies, calmly
Andy dwyer
15:46
doug's "wait, wait, wait" syncs PERFECTLY with the Irishman's punches
I love the people who go "YEESSS!" in the chat when he succeeds, as if our entire mission for the stream isn't to STOP HIM. It's like kicking the ball into your own goal and then celebrating
Doug: Tries to take a bath.
Twitch chat: Have you ever been to Tahiti? It’s a magical place.
Best reference in this whole comment section
There is no bath. It's all brainwashing
Sounds familiar what is it from? (Know it's not the avatar one)
Nvm it's from aos
@@Sam-ep2yo with the blue soap lol
@@raymond4592 what’s AOS?
I cried laughing when that guy beat the shit out of Arthur while he kept spawning hats on his head
Randome guy talking in a bar:
"So I suddenly came into this world, and I was really mad at this guy for some reason, so I punched off his hat but more hats just appeared on his head!"
People in the bar:
"Is this guy crazy or something?"
reminds me of that very old "screwy squirrel" cartoon, where he hit the dog over the head with a BUNCH of stuff and his hat changed shape every time!
Hats off to that guy
9:39 what a nice camera position to admire the great detail put into the horse graphics
When he said how is it tahiti everytime I realized something; The consistency of chats actions in these videos is astonishing.
watching aurthur slowly walk up the stairs as the world crumbles around him while the most intense trumpet music plays has got to be the funniest thing i've ever seen
reminds me of that scene in one of the pirates of the Caribbean films that was turned into a meme, where the dude is walking through the shit calmly as its being blasted by cannons
Lord Beckett? Yeah that scene is cool
rdr2 mods are one of the best things god has given to mankind
what is that song
@@dustychimp1171 Look at the credits
If I were in control, I would let him get to the place, but take all his money.
That’s evil.......I love it
You really are the master of trolling
No,you would take him to the high ground
@@mattiguess8094 that’s too predictable and foolish... so uncivilized
You're like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something
18:26 that poor guy in the chat trying to figure out what the fuck is happening
aretos1
12:24 this "I'M SOOO CLEEEAAN!" is still one of my favorite quotes
seeing doug almost finishing the bath with two stage coaches and multiple horses in the room and suddenly operating a cannon while naked is so surreal
Its the weirdest case of deja vu I think I've ever had. I could swear I watched this video back in March. Touch worrisome.
wouldnt believe you if i hadnt watched the video myself
That is kinda sad because it was realesed like 2 years ago and i beat it in 7 months but yah
@@thealkymyst It happened like 2 months ago on twitch
carl*
“Things go very poorly if they teleport me to Tahiti or if they stop time” is an underrated Doug quote
"I swear to god, if you turned the bartender into a hot air balloon..."
I LOVE THESE!!
i love dougs quotes so much haha
Za warudo
17:13 I'm sorry, I can't let you stop my bath!
I like how people in Saint Denis don't even care when they see a bear walking in the streets.
I found it really funny when the random dude kept punching Arthur and chat kept spawning hats every time he was punched.
He never took a bath, he was just hallucinating from a heatstroke on Tahiti the whole time
-Guarma-
(Edit: Tahiti)
@@hesgoneplaid6478 Tahiti
@@hesgoneplaid6478 Tahiti
@@hesgoneplaid6478 T A H I T I
@@hesgoneplaid6478 TaHiTi
"I tried again but they spawned thirty of that Irish dude and teleported me to Tahiti"
My throat hurt from how much I laughed at that
The ultimate "No, you are not doing this"
Can't believe that 2 years ago, this is what introduced me to Red Dead Redemption 2.
Chat at 7:00 : *Gives the horses a seizure* "Just trust us Doug we have a plan"
Alternate title: "The people of my cult try and murder me for trying to stay clean"
😂
Doug is carl, spread the word.
Twitch chat:*In-Game god-like powers.
Also twitch chat:*Nakens the character and spawns a cannon.
@@logicbuilder1204 No, he's doug
why is your pfp white obama
I have never laughed so hard at a man attempting to take a bath as the world collapses around him.
To be fair, that isn't exactly a common scenario
@@emerz3530 Yeah ops comment wasn’t very well written
Well, I'm glad that you've never seen me take a bath then.
@@theblackbaron4119 I fear your bath times
this is true humor
the fact that they hired a Irish hit-man and then just stun locked him was insane
this is an exact representation of what my depression thinks will happen if i try to take a bath
So this is how my grandparents went to school.
Wrong this is how they took a bath before going to school.This is baby level compared to the amount of stuff they had to do to go to school
Ah another ds player
"The teleporting shouldn't be to frequent" is the last words of a man who truly doesn't understand the power of thy twitch chat
Twitch chat is a force to be reckoned with
Just ask Wilbur Soot
@@2bleMcScooble or anyone who gives their twitch chat power
This is their natural power, it’s just usually contained
You can't say thy without me thinking of "THY END IS NOW."
I just love how insanely big the map of this game is, and the chat just keeps constantly sending him to New Austin and Guarma, the two most isolated places lol
Go straight to Tahiti, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Doug: “I’m going to make it!”
Chat: “Skedaddle skideedee, you’re going to Tahiti.”
The true cruse of Macbeth.. F*ck double double toil and boil
each time I say that chat quote my side hurts.
*IS THIS A CURSE OR SOMETHI-*
I just really like this comment
Skneenatal skeenahiti you are going to Tahiti
Chat: You are going to Brazil! er... Tahiti!
Arthur: Noooooo!
I love the evolution arc of Twitch chat :
They went from stupid kids spaming look down for 45 mins to a organised team working together to screw over Doug's hygiene
There's nothing an audience does better than destroying their favorite entertainer's day
Carl’s* hygiene
@@koc307 oh yeah sorry !! It's just a bit hard to get use to all of that
@@koc307 Shhhhhhhhhhh dong told us not to tell
@@webs2099Carl must know
*"i swear to god, if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon..."*
12:10 this intense as hell music with a bombastic trumpet solo blaring over a fully clothed man having a relaxing bath is ridiculously funny to me
This is basically:
Twitch chat screws over Doug’s hygiene.
K
True
dont you mean carl?
@@youtuberextraordinaire8152 I mean Doug, because this man on the screen is indeed Doug. I do not know anybody named Carl... *Nervous sweating*
If you were a REAL doug doug fan you would know that this is just some dude named carl that the REAL doug doug hired
Nobody:
My grandma explaining what the world was like when she was my age:
@@pokkiheart You're lucky you had a teleport I had to use my flying rowboat
@@arcadeinvader8086 lucky,i had to backwards long jump
“When I was your age, I’d turn into a bear at random”
"When I was your age sunny, I always had to fight off this one bearded man all the time."
this thread is solid netherite
How does Doug Doug make the stupidest things so freaking intense. I am so emotionally invested in this
it's not doug its the main character of twitch chat. the music helps too
"You've blocked off all paths to the saloon and now I'm in FUCKING Tahiti with the Irishman." A sentence I thought I'd never hear
"I'm trying to take a bath, but the laws of reality keep fluctuating"
One second I’m taking a dump the next I’m on a island with a man slapping the hell outta me
@Nicholas Natale it does and if somebody made it into one it could be hilarious
This might make for a decent movie
Sound like a reality base SCP.
sounds like a bad acid trip
It's okay, Doug. Various members of your twitch chat are trying to murder me in my bath, too!
It's okay Doug, Jean-Paul can relate to you. Because he was murdered in his bathtub.
bro I can’t take a bath with twitch chat I smell like dead fish but if I do I die
Carl*
same here mate
Yea where are you btw
18:00 this has the same energy as the scene from Pirates of the Caribbean
I’m depressed and using this as motivation to take a shower. It’s working. Thanks dougdoug
"fly the plane!"
2% chat coordination
"Compete with the rest of twitch chat!"
26% chat coordination
"It's you versus me"
102% chat coordination
There seems to be a correlation between how specific the "them" is in "us vs. them," and how hard people will fight together against it.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 , that seems to be an accurate observation. When the enemy is the lack of acheivement, a completely abstract concept, there is little coordination. When the enemy is the concrete yet unseen and unimportant humans of twitch chat, there is more coordination. The max coordination is seen when the opponent is the reason for everyont beign there: Ca- I mean Doug.
"I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon"
then he's gonna be *light headed*
I swear to twitch chat if god turns the bartender into a hot air balloon
single greatest line ever fucking uttered
This is honestly the hardest I've ever seen someone work to take a bath, great job to twitch chat on their coordination!
"You blocked down the whole entire path and now I'm in FUCKING TAHITI WITH THE IRISHMAN"
I love how if you watch Doug live, your cheering for chat, but if you’re watching his video, you’re cheering for Doug
Nah I’m cheering for the chat in the video
In live, you cheer for chat. In video, you cheer for chat. Always chat.
c h a t
history is a story told by the winners of the fight
@@milesgaunt6767 Never heard that sentence before. I like it.
“Clearly, Twitch Chat had a plan.” Meanwhile I was over there just spamming out enter
"Emergence - How Stupid Things Become Smart Together"
Exactly
@@cola98765 this is the best simple to understand explanation of a very complicated thing I've seen in a loooong time
Doug: I'm going to take a bath.
Chat: We don't do that here.
yes the best bath ever is 50 horses and carriages stuffed in a room while you get on a boat naked and resume your bath. 19:17
what is the mod called?
"you're going to tahiti" should be instead of "you're going to brazil"
This will be an inside joke.
It better be.
"I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon" is the funniest sentence I've heard today lmao
These videos just go to show how vindictive people can be if you give them the power lol
Watching the irishman punch a dozen hats off of Arthur broke me
When he kept punching off more and more hats I nearly had tears going down my face... and I'm at work.
Same! It's just... so damn funny. I don't really know why. But seeing chat temporarily lock dougs controls just to make hats appear over and over just to be repeatedly punched off (all while doug is fruitlessly trying to get something entirely unrelated done) is my absolute favourite.
DougDoug has been very consistent at making me laugh so incredibly hard that I can't help it, there are going to be tears streaming down my face at some point.
Ain't you using your moms phone?
@@monohymn same, sometimes I can’t breathe, nor see through my tears from laughing too much.
15:10 That man was ready for his whole life to kill doug Look at this stance
14:29 what did you expect the police officer to do? arrest the bear? I don't think he has bear-sized manacles
It's a black bear, no? Just shoot it
Shoot him
If twitch chat was this coordinated for something more productive the world would be a better place
I mean this is the same chat that brought the alphabet together and dolphin dived into the sunset
Next video: twitch chat complete a protein folding puzzle
true
Twitch chat for anything: *GRUG MOMENT*
Twitch chat when it comes to fuck Doug up: *1,000 John Wick's.*
Don’t forget Rosa’s birthday parties! Great things were done those days!
“You turned him INTO a bear”
Damn, I didn’t remember this part of Brother Bear
I've never seen a bear stare so longingly at saloon doors, wanting to take a bath
They turned him into a bear, funniest shit i've ever seen.
Holy crap, I still remember that movie! :D
@@TheCHD I was absolutely CRYING at that part
My goodness, that was the most triumphant music ever for walking up the stairs.
15:40 I haven't laughed this heartily in a long long time 🤣😂🤣 Ah my sides!
Hey Ca- I mean, Doug. I just came here to reassure you that your name is indeed Doug and you’re a youtuber, that’s what you are. Have a good day, Doug (that’s your name)
Yes his name is doug
I can’t tell if that vid is real or not
Yes, everybody knows he is Doug. Doug Doug. The CZcamsr. Doug.
His name is Douglas. Doug in short
Yes, Carl's name is definitivelly Doug
"Clearly, twitch chat had a plan"
Dutch: I've raised them well
I surely did
"I have a plan, arthur. I just need Two Trillion dollars in TaxPayer Stimulus."
"Things go really badly if they teleport me to Tahiti or they stop time." These videos are amazing.
Tbh at this point the chat is so well trained that it`s a major selling point
“All is strange and vague.”
“Are we dead?”
“Or is this Ohio?”
What's the difference
@@heisenberg7513 Ohio has corn.
@@huuminbloodborn7570 still sucks
@@huuminbloodborn7570 I think the aztec's land of the dead had corn tho
We also have chilicothy. Is smells awfull because of paper plant but its... its there.
18:01
How schools expect us to act in a fire-drill
And the rest of the video is how students _actually_ act in a fire drill, pure chaos
This comment. This one right here. Underrated.
Lmao, facts
It’s crazy how good the quality of his commentary and videos have come in just a year
i like to imagine all the stuff flying at the end is because there is a tornado striking the building but arthur is still just focused on a bath
Twitch chat 10 seconds in: you are going to Brazil
😂
You are going to Tahiti
I say Tahiti not brazil
"I FINALLY MADE IT"
18 minutes remaining
_something's wrong and i can tell_
"Just a feeling i got, like something about to happen, but i dont know what!"
I swear to God I fucking SCREAMED when I saw the ominous dude on the right corner of the bathhouse just creeping in on 19:05
That feeling when you take a bath so good it transports you to a tropical island.
Midwife: “I’ll take care of you”
*SENDS YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM*
I love this
my type of woman
its like having all your siblings throw bricks at you while you try to get to wendys
So relatable
Yes, everyone has experienced this.
**laughs in only-child**
that's very especific...
@@Dimitrinagashi02 almost like he's speaking from experience... 🤔
Local man tries to take a bath, God sends him to a Tahitian vacation instead
Watching the evolution of twitch chat and how they’ve become a single hive mind is such a sight to see