Joe Rogan On Jon Jones’ Robber
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I thought he was gonna say “he’s got that dog.. in him”
same 😂
That Dawg
Ayo
Sohobrody reference?
😂
"Dog got that Jon in him"
holy shit you made my night
😮 😏
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
You’re a W Human
Jon didn't get that dog for security, he needed a sparring partner.
To relate to
😂😂😂😂
Your wild broski
His wife finally called it quits
Hes already got one. His wife has tenure
“First of all he’s got that dog, also he’s got that fcking dog.”
I knew i heard that shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey was repeating himself because the other dude didn't hear him
@@OfficialEvanFinity how? He said it perfectly clearly into the mic and the guy is wearing the headphones 😂😂 there's no way he didn't hear him
Jon’s dog is a killer aswell
Literally what the video was about
@@paolothorpe1461I think the joke is that they were talking about Jon being a killer the whole time.
Uk must be diffrent to u man cus most people would kill someone if they tried coming in the yard 😂
@@akn_13_ they were talking ab jons malinois dog being an attack dog for jon and also places around the world
@@paolothorpe1461 I was explaining the original comment
He's making a joke
Cmon it can't be this hard to understand, can it?
-Threat approaches
-Dog alerts Jon of threat
-Jon eliminates threat
-Unsuspecting victim thinking he's the threat approaches
- Dog alerts real threat
- real threat runs out with shotgun
Definitely wouldn’t be a smart move if the robber was smart , Jon could’ve got killed
In that order to 🤣
On some Wick shit
@@jacobz2269 if the robber was smart? Don’t think it mattered if he was smart, Jon ran out with a shot gun, can’t out smart a bullet to the chest? What’s he gonna do? Dodge the bullet? Smh🤦🏽♂️😂
Misunderstood? Nope. I understand this man perfectly: Don't mess with him or his property.
Factz point blank period
Joe Brogan admires Bernie thoi 😅😅😅😂😂😂
@@Teo317 who gives a shit
You don't know who he is🤦🏽♂️
He’s talking about the dog not the man
Jon’s first fight every single day is with himself. After that, we are all game.
With his wife*
@Sebas232, my man 😂
@@sebas2329 Just to correct you there was never a marriage
@@Kendrickthegreatthese ppl will say anything acting like they haven’t beat their wives
@@xLilRaskullx I was quoting tito lol
Don’t get me wrong. Scary fucking dog, very scary dog, but I’m more concerned about the 6’5 dude running at me with a shotgun
The dog is going to catch you and keep you on the floor while Jon blows your knees out with his military styled shotgun
@@D-A-A- He's gonna do oblique kicks instead of wasting bullets. Lol.
@@Renaissance464 🤣🤣
I’d be more scared of getting head stomped by Jones
Send location
Shotgun Jones is basically the final villian
@Samm Salvey yes
underrated af comment 😂
This is the ultimate comment.~
Breaking into Jon Jones house is just top tier dumb asf
A magnificent suicide
What if the robber has a gun?
@@marcusgarvey7588let's pretend like we didn't see jon running with a FUCKING shotgun in his hands 😂
JJ, easily the most “fuck around and find out” dude on the planet. 😵💫🍻
Jon's dog: "I was on cocaine and I still ripped you to shreads"
😂😂😂
You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you rip me to shreds, Jon's Dog?
😂😂😂 those dogs are so fucking light and small id just pick it up and throw it or smash its heads in with my fists
@@goodnamestaken " hey pussy you still there? " 😂
@@goodnamestaken 😂😂😅
“He’ll kill you” cuts to Jon running with a “shotgun”.💀😭
Shut gun🤣
😂
That always kills me😂
Shot gun bro
shot gun
This gotta be the fastest man alive running with a literal cannon😅😅😅
Jon comes across as the sort to be sitting there waiting for someone to break in just so he can murder a person legally.
Not to sound evil but he isnt the only one.
I can relate.
If you try to break into the home of Jon Jones, the trained guard dog is the least of your problems.
Actually I’d rather get killed by Jon jones than a Mali lol
That dog will be your main problem. Your only problem. The dog will win
I’d be *WAY* more terrified of the malinois, it would literally eat you alive. Jon Jones would put you to sleep before you know what’s happening
No my baw that dog is literally called baby velociraptor my guy … I’d rather Jon just knock me out … that dog will eat you alive …
Lol. Grow a spine
Man its a dog the 6'5 trained killer is the real threat lol
Believe me, they’re both trained killers. Special ops don’t use those dogs for nothing..
@@lacandela6164 I could kill the dog unarmed though even if i took damage, i couldn’t dream of killing jon unarmed lol
@@bartard5199 😂😂 no the dog will go straight for your throat and rip it out.
@@bartard5199 You’d think so, but there are stories from veteran handlers where these dogs come from out of nowhere with perfect timing and lethally wound their fully armed targets within seconds. Any other small to medium dog (unless it was a pit bull) trained or not I’d say you probably could, but these trained are no joke. And I’d be willing to bet that Jon Jones had his dog trained by someone heavily experienced in combat. I have a working line GSD, she’s amazing but still nothing compared to the Belgians training for combat at the training center I take her to. Every dude thinks they’d win a fight against almost any animal til it’s time to, lol.
@@bartard5199 bruh once it bites you and you feel muscle tearing from bone, you will go into shock.
If they had mma for dogs I believe Jon's dog would be champ😂😂
He wanted that kill. He was in a full blown high knee sprint for him
The dog and Jon’s guns aside- imagine trying to fight him not knowing who he is
Not much to imagine other than me fucking dying
Jon maybe king but there's actually a lot of other MMA fighters out here in NM. Look up story of people who broke into MMA fighter's house and died. 4 guys broke in, against 1 mma fighter, 3 guys escaped, 1 was killed. Crazy out here.
U going hope the cops come n uh never been so happy to go jail
I don’t think a normal person would last long enough to realize they fucked up.
Jon Jones with a gun is just next level nightmare for a home intruder!
Id rather take the gun then him fighting me himself
@@sergx1630 facts way less painful😂
Is he God??
dude i was just saying the same ish ahhahahaha. deadly 😂
@@onielpotter8673 are you a thief?
Jon Jones hunting you down with a massive ass shotgun must be a traumatic experience 💀
I love how they just agreed that Jon would kill you if you ever chose to invade his home without a stutter or a doubt lol 💀
I would say to a thief take all my stuff and do nothing
@@praporac3768 sad life you live
@@praporac3768 agreed, this is by far the best course of action.
@@JustGotSomeIdeas children who have never paid a bill in their life that think they know everything in the world:
Question is bare hand or with a weapon lol.
The dog and gun are actually to protect the thief from Jon's hands 💀
😂😂
It’s when Jon actually drags you inside the house is when you gotta be panicking 🤣
Guy breaks into Johns house the dog runs up the guy and does a spinning back paw to his face knockong him unconscious. John gives the dog a treat... good dog!
If this comment doesnt get 10k likes something is wrong
Jon Jones hauling ass after a guy with a shotgun remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
😂😂😂 right!!!
Thought I was the only finding that clip funny 🤣
I love how joe doesn’t even care that jon will run at someone with a shotgun to shoot them, but he’s acting like the dog is a nuclear weapon lol
i like how he also emphasized how well trained the dog is like it had more discipline than Jones
SO I'M GUESSING YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE DOGS ARE CAPABLE OF !! I'VE WATCHED A MALINOIS LITERALLY RUN UP THE SIDE OF A BUILDING AND GRAB A GUY FROM A 3RD STORY WINDOW AND TAKE HIM OUT BECAUSE HE HAD A GUN !!! THESE THINGS WHEN TRAINED ARE A LETHAL WEAPON ALL BY THEMSELVES !!
@@wasabi5338 jajjajajaj
@@chelseaultra9348it’s unreal how athletic those dogs are.
@@tommytrujillo2744 AND ABSOLUTELY FEROCIOUS AND FEARLESS !!! 👍
I had two German Shepards, which are closely related to the Belgian Malinois, growing up. The first one was when I was very young. My dad, who was a paramedic on the Chicago Fire Department, found him on the street in the hood and brought him home. Named him Jackson after the street he found him on. If you know Chicago, that means he found him on the west side. Anyone who’s ever rescued a dog will tell you,they’re the best dogs ever. They’re just so grateful to have a home, and to be loved. Unfortunately he died by the time I started 1st grade.
When I was around 11 or 12, my dad wanted another German Shepard. He had retired from the Fire Department, and was working as a film set emergency medic in the movie business. He worked on every movie, and TV show filmed in Chicago from the late 80’s, the 90’s, and early 2000’s. He worked on Home Alone, The Fugitive with Harrison Ford, The Negotiator with Samuel L. Jackson, High Fidelity, E.R. And on and on. He was making damn near double what he made on the Fire Department, so he wanted to get the best dog possible. A woman he knew from the Fire Department was also a dog breeder and trainer. She would breed and train pedigree Schutzhund German Shepards for the Chicago Police Department and for use in movies. Schutzhund is like the standard for training top level working German Shepard for police and military. So, my dad bought a puppy from her. It didn’t quite work out the he hoped. We went to the training classes put on by the woman we bought him from, which is important when owning one of these dogs. Half way through the training our dog just quit. He ran off, hid under a car, and would not come out no matter what. The woman, who is a professional dog trainer mind you, said she had never seen a dog do this before. Having a dog just quit like that. She offered to take the dog back, which in perfect hindsight is what we should have done, but my dad didn’t want to just give up on the dog. We intended to come back to the training, but it just never happened. As the dog grew he became difficult, but when he managed to prevent someone from breaking into our garage when we weren’t home, my dad was keeping him despite the problems. We would freak out on anyone who came near or in the house. With me, he saw me as his competition for status in the pack. I fought that dog so many times. I hated it. I didn’t want to hurt the dog, so I learned how to grab him by the loose skin around his neck so he couldn’t bite me. I’m not big, by any means, I’m completely average, but here I was at 13-14 years old hold a full grown dog who’s just inches away from tearing off my damn face. He could never get a bite on me and he hated that. He would literally be in kill mode trying to rip my throat open, but he just couldn’t, because I had him by the scruff of the neck. Like I said, I didn’t want to hurt him, but I did lose my temper once. He snatched my cheeseburger right off my plate once. I was pissed. I chased him down and kicked the sh!t out of him. After years of all that kind of stuff happening all the time, things came to ahead. My mom hurt herself in the kitchen, and overreacted a bit with a loud yelp. My dad rushed in to see what was the matter, but the dog reacting to the commotion sprang up and but my dad in the balls. It was bad. He had to go to a hospital emergency room. That was the last straw. He had my brother-in-law take him to the vet to be put down. I still feel horrible about the whole thing. Like we failed him, regardless how much of a problem he was. Our family never had any kind of pet again. After dealing with that enraged dog, I had no fear of dogs for a long time. That changed a bit recently when an unchained pit bull tried to hamstring me recently.
That story got pretty long. Sorry about that. ✌️
Wtf is wrong with you 😮 YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Jon's got one of Halle Berry's dogs from John Wick 3 😂😎
Just imagine u break into a house and think uve hit the jackpot and then u just see family photos with jon jones in them.
The funny part is that he’s married to a white woman so imagine seeing pictures of a random white family and jon jones lmao
Tony. You just have to ruin everything 🤣😂🤣😂😂
You put everything back and start cleaning the house 😅😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@@tonygaertner8863 you really just put everything in perspective 😂😂
*a 6’5 man that can kill you with his bare hands sprinting full speed toward you with a shotgun*
joe rogan: “but that dog tho!”
jon jones is 6´4
@@The_last_prime big difference my guy ,you ok?
@@The_last_prime 6'5 with shoes on
😂
Word. That isnt as usual for him
The dog to the intruder : " YOU KNOW DON F##KED UP DONT YA?"🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😅
the way the dog turned into spiderman and climbed the wall 😭
the dog is just to slow you down till Jon catches up and the real pain begins
Facts
😂😂😂💯💯💯
Whatever you do... don't kill his dog
Lmao part 5 right 😅😅
Jon Wick Jones
The hilarious part is that Jones is actually a very dedicated and skilled marksman lmao
My service dog was a Belgian Malinois. I got him while I was a patient at the Wounded Warrior Battalion on Camp Lejeune NC. They are amazing dogs.
SONG????
Imagine seeing the dog hopping over the fence and tailing right behind him is Jones who’s bussing through the fence 🤯
like the koolaid man? 🤣🤣
The dog is there to keep Jones in check
No, my chickens are little raptors. That dog is a real Shaolin Monk
Remember seeing this on Twitter😭😭 the fucking run still gets me to this day
“Jaimie pull up that video of Jon Jones’s dog fucking up that bear”
This comment is way to under rated
😂 I'm dying laughing right now. Just smoked one and this comment got me.
I had a German Shepard mixed with a Belgium mallinois and when I would go to school she would literally unlock my gate and escape, and if I left her inside she would unlock the front door and open it then leave, literally the smartest dog I’ve ever owned
I had an American bulldog/pitbull cross who used to escape his crate every day
I thought he was really smart until I filmed him, turns out he was just bashing his way out with his head 😂
Working Mali is just the best dog💙
Those dogs are great family dogs. Ours never onced jumped our 3 foot fence. His siblings were all K9's and he would automatically do perimeter checks. Great protector for the kids.
The dog is only there to warn the intruder that Jon's a comin'
“But a grizzly bear would fuck the dog up though” - Joe Rogan
What about Jon???
You can’t train a grizzly to invade a home dummy
A grizzly is not breaking in tho he’s talkin bout burglars smh
@@yahniquewhite9089 its a joke “smh” leave if u dont get it
The way jon was running with the gun😂😂
Jons dog: so anyway I started blastin
Idk if chasing em down like that might be the self defense case right there 😂
Yeah exactly.. can’t chase someone
Imagine Jon Jones chasing you down with a shotgun 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nightmare fuel dude
Joe is like " hes the one we fear of king slime"
Jon Jones confronts intruder with A Whole Shotgun.
Joe Rogan: He has a little raptor.
Joe Rogan podcast topics.
• Talk about DMT
• Pull a clip of a bear attacking a human
• “Jamie, for what amount of money would fight Jon Jones?”
facts
5.6 million up front plus the world's best brain trama doctors. 😁👍✝️
My neighbor has one and it just barks and never jumps the fence
You have to train them😂
Jon bone jones is from the same town I live in I’ve also met him on numerous occasions, often in my uncles work place of Buffalo Wild Wings I’ve actually talked to him myself and he’s a real chill down to earth dude tbh
"you can not have that dog and be like a regular person and just like leave it in the yard" true story! Good friend of mine has one, does as much as he can to keep it busy/exercised and it's no where near enough, so he had to put it on xanax.
They train together.
Jon has set high standards for his doggo.
'I beat you after a weekend of sugar'
- Jon's dog
He's got the dog and the DAWG
The Dog will have to hold back Jon, if someone breaks in.
😂😂😂
Yo! Is Jon carrying a SOCOM 308 rifle?! Kid is a straight savage!!!!
“Kid” mayun tell me you ain’t 9
Is this Dana’s burner?
That dog attacked Joe Rogan, theres a way he is talking about it 😂
what is this specific remixes' name?
Dvrst 6am don’t sleep
Imagine breaking into someone's house and on the other side of that door is Jon Jones.
Seeing Jon Jones running at you in his underwear sounds terrifying. Now, picture that same situation with him holding a shotgun
When he said dog I deadass thought he was talking about John Wick
"Oh good, Jon's gun is unloaded."
"Oh shit, Jon's gun is unloaded!"
😂😂😂
Every Jon needs a dog
Jon running like a fortnite character with the shotty
I have male malinoa, he was smallest of his brothers, weakest... My family picked him out of others. He is now 2,5years old, he is biggest i ever seen any malinoa, weight about 45kg, like some badass big wolf. He is so healthy and strong, can jump so high, he loves and protect his teritory, my family! He is pure love!
Jon running out at full sprint with a automatic shotgun is priceless 😅
He was ready for war, and I gotta respect that.
My Malinois that don’t understand that they can jump a 3/4ft fence , but one has jumped off a 10ft roof :
Belgian malinois and chickens.. both little raptors in Joe's eyes hahaha 😅
Joe: "You can't have that dog and be a regular person."
Meanwhile: My regular person sister has two of those dogs. Lol
Your sister is probably one of the people who just watches as their dogs absolutely shreds a smaller animal, because she can't overpower them.
They always seem cute to their owners but once their instinct awakens, not so cuddly anymore.
@@avib3799 fr my dog a big ass pitbull and he just hates Children for no reason so I always gotta be on my toes and make sure I’m strong cause he pull more than any other dog I’ve ever walked 😭
@@elihuffman2871 I had a a sharpei who was bad with other dogs but all I had to do was shout and he'd come back to me and stop your dog may benefit from some training from a specialist rather than having it be a ticking time bomb
@@handlemchandleton3255 true I need to get him a mussle and bring him around children
Jon’s dog communicates with the police dogs when they’re searching Jon for cocaine and tells them not to snitch
Lmao!
Guy breaking in to the house with a gun
jon got that dog in him and the dog got jon in him😂
If I break into a house and Jon Jones is the thing I need to worry about the least I know I'm dead
Honestly, the dog could take Jon Jones if it wanted to. I felt a Belgian Malinois’ play power and it is a wrecking machine! No stop in it either til death.
He could easily take that dog with bjj/wrestling
@@kqd9430 I don’t think you understand how ferocious those things can get when it’s go time, don’t let their size fool you
The way bro was running with the shot gun
One of if not the most intelligent dog in the world
Break into a house without a gun and you’re fucked in general💀
JJ would have his toughest fight ever against that dog 50/50 who dies to be honest!
No way… Jon jones would kil that dog %1000
cant bite that switch😂😂
Can you imagine him and his dog running at you. No thank you 🤣
“ They are like little Raptors” Can’t nobody tell a story like Joe!
“Jamie pull up the video of a bear fighting Jon jones’ dog.”
Jones is like john wick 🥶
I'll fight that dog over bone Jones any day 🤣
Song???
6AM DVRST DONT SLEEP
@@ramboslice3035 THANK YOU.
“Yu thought I was in here w you naww lil homie you in here w me”😂🫡
This supposed to be serious, but when dude ran across the screen, I died with laughter.😭🤣
Break into a killer's house, expect a killer dog.
Jamie, pull up that video of Jon biting his dog
That run and shotgun makes it looks like a cartoon lmao
He ain't saying be scared of gun. He saying be scared of JON JONES