Neil deGrasse Tyson & Bert Kreischer - Space, Aliens, 'Black Mirror' - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts
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Holy shit Bert and Neil.. this is the ultimate odd couple.
I smell sitcom!
At least Bart could actually learn. But his alcoholism probably won't let him remember this.
Cause he is Bi!
Tyson does make science fun.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is like the uncle everyone should hope for! I'm always impressed and inspired listening to him.
Somebody get a real scientist on here like eddy bravo
Or Jamie Vernon. He got an A in physics you know
cheese56218 no thanks.
Look it up
Andre Maines physics 101!
Eddy Bravo Investigates !
30 seconds in, Neil is thinking "What the fuck am I doing here?"
Bert looks like he flunked Tysons science class 3 years in a row
Bare Knuckle Canuck the real Van Wilder
I laughed so damn hard at this
Shea
Well, he’s openly admitted that he flunked Russian, so probably.
Neil keeps grabbing Jim and Berts hand to make them shut up, and it keeps working.
It’s because he knows they feel like they’re subs to him. And what do you do when there are subs around? You dom.
That's hilarious when Bert says there's 25 million nanometers in an inch and everybody's just looks at him quietly.. like "Holy shit!" before they realized he read it off the screen.
Neil must have felt like Luke Wilson talking to the secretaries in Idiocracy.
Brando! It's what the plants crave
What about that ham tho? I could buy a bench for that long ago
It's brawndo bro
GO AWAY! BATIN’
@@humboldtlife.707 but what is Brawndo? Do you even know?
"Let me say what I think you are trying to ask." (internal sigh.) lol
Tyson's closing statement was brilliant.
The Interaction of Niel Degrass Tyson & Bert is amazing!
I LOVE the combination of comedy and intelligence. Thank you all for the sparks. You actually make me laugh out loud. I'll be back.
So glad Bert didn't interrupt every 12 seconds, as per usual.
That guy is not funny. He’s like a fat ugly unsuccessful Dane Cook.
@@jool7793 insanely unfunny, and it sends people the incorrect message that anyone can be a comedian
Jim did say 4 months into a 3 year Mars trip...not into a 4 month trip...the power of persuasion Tyson has..unbelievable
It's intimidation and fear of looking stupid. It paralyzes people. And academics know that. If you use obscure words that people don't understand and speak with the condescending tone of a lifelong academic you can intimidate people into submission. Even if you're wrong and the other person is right they will still submit to you because they're so scared of looking stupid. And the bigger your ego is the bigger your fear of looking stupid is.
They actually proved this in a study where they put a group of children against a group of CEOs and the challenge was who could build the tallest structure out of popsicle sticks in 30 minutes. The children ended up winning because they had no egos and considered every idea while the CEOs were too scared to throw out ideas because of their paralyzing fear of looking foolish.
@@andremaines thats what I fucking hate about people. Purposefully trying to act with high authority and superiority. Bull fucking shit.
He jedi mind tricked him.
tysons science is about as convincing as burts laugh
I read the title as "jim & jam show". I guess I got jammed.
Bet Patrice would have love to talk Niel about a lot of different things.
Patrice and Michio Kaku was always fun .Patrice and Niel would have been epic
“Do a girl ass expand in zero gravity?” “What about her pussy juice do it still drip or naw?”
Aw fuck
(Right in the feels)
It's "Neil" how the hell can all 3 of you get it wrong?
But he loved shitty food more so now he's dead
Best ending on a Jim and Sam video, EVER. Great job by the editor. 👍
"How many classrooms is that?" my new favorite obscure reference.
Jim is so funny 😂 hes the best 💖
You guys have been nailing it lately! loving the guests for the most part. What's tomorrow, Colin Quinn with Dr Michio Kaku? I wouldn't mind it. Try getting Tom Segura on at some point, even better if you pair him with Bert, or wife Christina.
you're just saying things that already happen, oh pair tom up with christina, that's not a new innovative idea
Tom Segura and Bill Nye duh
Throw back to O&A days
Love it! Wished there was more Neil vs Troy.
Always awesome to see Bert rockin a TB hat.
"My information is not secret, you can go study it" ....love it!
Secret time: I don’t comprehend 1/4 of what Neil says but his voice calms me and makes me want to blast off
King of sendoffs and monologues
Damn. This was so good. Felt like 20mins but it was really 40mins!
Fun fact: The Wright Brothers flew for the first time in Kill Devil Hills NC. They didnt have a post office at the time so the letter was sent via the Kitty Hawk post office.
How close is it [Oumuamua] gonna come to the earth? "...about 3 classrooms(?)" lmao this is great!
finally a great guest!!!
My brain just shat itself.
“This is a super high thought by the way”
Fuck I love Bert 😂
Bert and Neil, INSTANT CLICK
He just grabbed my hand and I shut up hahah cracked me up lol
About 30 seconds into the broadcast, Niel's body language is indicating he's thinking:
"Coming onto this show was a mistake."
You know someone is well spoken and a true teacher when they have your attention for 40 min staight and still have you wanting to learn more!.!.
Neil: Because if you start going after politicians, that's what lobbyists do
Sam: Kim Kardashian got that woman out of jail though
“Microscope drop” lol
Tyson talking with these guys. This is what happens when you miss your bus and have to ride in on that short one.
17:20 This might literally be the most impressive thing i've heard from Mr. Tyson.
I concur
It's dumb because nobody else is playing that game. Big pharma for instance spent $4.5 billion in lobbying campaigns over the last few years. Throwing Neil in the mix would at least help to balance destructive and powerful corporations from further bastardization of democratic principles.
Good shit!
if teachers were more like Neil the world would be a better place. in whatever they teach, he has passion n makes u interested
Just finished Astrophysics for people in a hurry, such a good book
2:23 in and I can tell I'm gonna enjoy this because Bert is HAMMERED
The black mirror episode with the gaming programmer getting trapped in his own game, best one haha.
This is like one one the kids from the front of the class sitting in the back for a period
i love when comedians meet normal people
I love when Burt’s nervous
22:33 into the video and I'm still thinking 'How the fuck did Bert Kreisher and Neil Tyson end up in the same room!
berts face is hilarious the entire time.
Frozen in hilarity. Name of his next special.
Nice clutch t-shirt
New clutch is my aoty
I thought it was the drummer for clutch that why I clicked
1:56 Neil was not feeling that joke lol.
Dang, that 40 minutes flew by!
I love Neil DeGrasse Tyson!
gold
I love that Bert is Bisexual, he's so progressive!
and fat
Woofweiler soooo fat. He's YUGE
Na he's racist
But hes racist so he drops the bar back down
Osvaldo Esquivel What is this “racist” joke about?
@JimNorton Kittenger was Baumgartner's 'crew chief' on the ground in Roswell.
".. And green women!" Neil watches Harmontown. Proud of my Boy.
I was moved by Felix's jump, not because of his proximity to space, or the technology involved. Had to do with the human spirit and determination. Takes balls to go up there, jump, break the sound barrier (the point of the jump was to break the sound barrier, not jump from space, just so happens that you kinda need little to no air to free fall at those speeds) then land on your feet like a boss. I'm a "normal" person, but no one got exited due to the "space" aspect of the free fall. Has to do with the speeds he reached, and the control he exuded. Unless I'm more intelligent than most, and I'm giving the majority of people too much credit lol.
Or you are a pandering neckass that just wants attention...either are viable.
@@stephched4270 What I posted was genuine, but I hit enter for attention. Thanks lol. I pander to no one.
You pander to no one...besides everybody in the comment section lmao
@@stephched4270 Actually you are pandering to my wishes for attention. I could care less what you think, all I did was typed out what I think, and hit enter. Now youre giving me attention because youre insecure about your intelligence. So you felt the need to challenge mine. But keep pandering to my wishes of attention lmao.
I love when neil comes on, by far one of my favorite guests on the show. I find it funny but drives me a bit nuts Jim has asked the same can we see the big bang yet, is an object going to hit us, aliens and the ray k. singularity question almost every interview. Still I love it.
Just coming by to drop a like because a guy in the thumbnail is wearing a Clutch shirt.
Neil reminds me of a character in Eddie Murphys PJ's TV show
CLUTCH!!!!!
Shoutout to Troy for wearing a Clutch shirt.
Neil and Bert, two man show just waiting to happen.
Inner space
I love that Neil is a toucher. Like good, wholesome pats on the back or a nice forearm embrace. He seems so kind and warm. And he really likes Bert ahahha.
Burt and Neil in the same room = the best
Tool Time with Bert and Neil
Bert has a wife and he’s always makin slick comments
TheMdepalma11 always
Makes me sad to hear. Literally on everything lately too.
20:00 Beautiful ref.
I remember a debate where Christopher Hitchens debated a guy who claimed he didn't have to listen to reason because he had a 2000 year old book he trusted whole heartedly and couldn't deviate from. Chris delivered a hitch slap in the form of saying extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Sick Clutch shirt.
Bert needs to have neil on his podcast, theyre like pinky and the brain
Was that the infamous Opie coat hanger right near Neil’s head in the close up shots? Erock comment?
Can we either turn off the handy cam effect for the close-up shot of Neil or buy a more stable tri-pod? My ADD is kicking my ass over here while I'm trying to watch Neil talk about things I don't really understand; even though I plan to pretend I fully understood what Neil said, when speaking to a friend I'm regurgitating this video to later.
Help me out!
I love how Sam was so affected by Porsalin's video that he completely changed his personal appearance lmao
@4:38 is the epitome of practicing restraint...Neil wanted to push Bert out of his chair lmao...all they needed on here was Eddie Bravo and it could've been one of they best pieces of content ever!
Fancy Bert wearing a shirt for radio
Can you watch this on SiriusXM, or is it audio only? I know they advertise Stern's video, but I'm thinking that is the only show. Is there another way to watch the show, or do they just post clips?
16:55 is Troy Quan rolling I Joint
I wish Neil wouldve talked about Burnt's gravitational pull
"We're not fully in touch, with the arc of time that we occupy" - @15:35 and "Wisdom should be cherished" - @15:25. Don't let that go over y'all heads now. 🙇🏽♂️
Burnt Chrysler is such a fan.
Bert looks like a child in wonder. It's adorable.
Having Bert ask Neil degrasse Tyson questions is like sending Kim kardashian to meet the first aliens
I love Brent Krystal's schoolboy demeanour when Nail Digres Bison is spitting knowledge
Where is the bit where Burt takes his shirt off and screams like a girl?
Watching this high was scary when they started talking about the aliens
1903 the first plane flew 65 years later we were walking on the moon that is a excellent analogy and closing statement
Imagine Neil coming over for thanksgiving dinner.
Are those headphones Sony MDR V6 or V60s?
Jim lookin like a young Rickles.
Bert's laugh though.....
Lol bert switching to thinking mode 4:45
Clutch shirt sighting in the background
I bet someone in this video wished time travel was possible...
I love N dG T eventhough my head hurts everytime he goes off xD
37:46 Now I've got the brilliant idea to start an Incubus cover band named "Nocturnal Emission" lol...
On a huge dose of crystal lsd, during the 'harmonic convergence' (was that 1988/9?), I had a wormhole experience with three other humans. I met who appeared to be a man I thought and still sometimes think had some sort of map to more of them. That entire summer was filled with fantastic improbable experiences, many of them bending my perspective of time space. I came home and tattooed a set of three rainbow triangles on my ankle. Just sayin. ;)