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At least Scotland qualified for the Euros, unlike the US might I point out
True, is Americans should be shame of ourselves... but we made it to copa America and England couldn't lol
Damn got us there
@@Bentley7Cruizecopa what?
@Bentley7Cruize we don't play in Mickey Mouse cups...
Thats because Scotland are a country, the US are not!
Our commentator said that it was easier for Neil armstrong to land on the moon than for Stuart Armstrong to score
I didn’t know that Armstrong is a Scottish name!!! 😮😮😮😮
Win or lose we were there for the booze! 🏴🏴🏴
“Anyway that’s all I have for today, go away now”
the best crowd of the Euros!
@@rumblebird9888 don't need any culture war politics here bud it's football
@@user-yourfavorite Balkan fans >
LISTEN HERE YOU-... hi, Zealand, missed you
"So anyway, I was in a tremendous amount of pain and then watched Scotland play football..."
Let’s be real, knowing English does not mean, you will be able to understand a Scottish guy anyway 😂 Clark is just super self aware lol
My boy was vexed at those sirens
Yeah, that was weird.. like, aren't there sirens constantly in the US?
HE RETURNS AT LAST!
In all seriousness, glad to have you back. These videos are strangely becoming part of my daily routine lol
(Ps run)
Hi Zealand, hungarian fan here.
Here is the goal with hungarian commentary: czcams.com/video/yZVdU7rOGYI/video.html from 1:27
Yeah, that was probably a pen but earlier there was an elbowing from a scottish player and the first goal against Germany was also debatable... during a longer period of time, these cases equal out.
Varga didnt have just a concussion, he was unconscious, he has multiple cheekbone fractures. Luckily he is recovering well.
Lets hope the results on the last day let us reach the round of 16 :)
Hats off to Scotland, tough opponent with great fans!
The fact that Rudiger and Schär are tied for Scotland’s top scorers this Euro…
The goal I think was eventually given back to McTominay, but regardless we played terrible football. Clarke should not survive this, now winless in six.
“It’s shite being Scottish we’re the lowest of the low” that Trainspotting quote has never felt more appropriate for us Scots
Nah watch rugby, less diving drama queens, and Glasgow warriors just beat a South African team on there own ground which is pretty impressive.
Mate I’m going to support anything that’s Scottish
@@talisenamell Football for me is just an excuse to get drunk.
@@bazmc1153 u do u mate I guess
@bazmc1153 i dunno...the France and Italy games in this years 6 nations were painful.
In 2010, I went on a Church Trip to New Orleans where we helped rebuild some of the houses in the lower 8th Ward, which was still a shitshow after Katrina. On the plane there, my left eardrum exploded from the pressure change. I worked through it, in the Summer Heat and Humidity of Louisiana, and then rode the plane back before going to the doctor.
I know your pain. Shit's hell.
Scotland cooked in Qualifiers and got cooked in the real thing
Scotland is the Qatar of Europe
@@ninjalectualx Qatar has won the last two Asian cups
In France 98 Scotland's official World Cup anthem was Del Amitri with the optimistically titled "Don't Come Home Too Soon"... and they didn't. They came home after the group stage like always.
Sounds like England
@@FCOnside Paying doesn't count😅 Jordan should have won it
Football introduces new snicko technology from nowhere and nobody talks about it..
You MUST use earplanes or a similar product, Zealand. It's what some use in the air force. I've used them and they 100% work.
The group was really underrated. In half the groups Scotland would have gone further😢
the defensive approach we have isn’t necessarily a problem considering the gulf in quality between us and other teams, but Clarkes necessity to play the same players fucks us over and over again. Refusal to play shankland killed the little chance we had.
This is the best scottish generation inna while, clarke shouldnt play terrorist ball against hungary they're better than this
@@KKERMlT who cares if it’s the best scotfish generation, Clarke will still play Kenny McLean and ralston in big 2024
@@ryanmurray7941 Tbf the two regular RBs were injured, still a shocking selection tho ure right. even jamesy wouldve prolly put in a better shift on the right than ralston
I think I've had something like that happen to my ear on a cross-atlantic flight before. It was the most brutal thing I felt all year. Hope you feel better soon.
I’m not scottish but i was cheering for them in that last match. Crazy how the defenders didn’t think about making a tactical foul in that last play just before the hungarian goal. Not that it would have changed much, just the joy of not letting your opponent get 3 points, and not be the butt of the joke.
Also hilarious how some scots (including Steve Clarke) believe that the referee didn’t speak the language (english).
Zealand, as a fellow American I’ve tried my best to get my family involved in the Euros. As one does, I have tried my best to compare him to an American coach. Southgate is the Les Miles of national teams. As an LSU fan, I can tell you that Miles was an outstanding recruiter and a terrible offensive coach who tried to run a 1972 offense in 2015. His teams were constantly full of 5star recruits and nfl players, but yet somehow ran the ball up the middle on every first and second down when you have multiple pro bowl wide receivers on the field. 50% of the fan base trashed him as we went 10-2 every season, but other fans would only point to his record and not to what actually took place on the field. Eventually his ego grew and he flamed out. I think this would be a fascinating zealandism comparing these 2 figures and their rise and “fall”.
This may be long winded but as a fellow international fan, I think I understand the pain of English fans even thought they continue to win and ultimately fall short.
One of the international teams of all time
As someone that's Scottish Zealand roasting us is my worst nightmare 😭🤣
Same man, I mean we scored the same amount of goals as England 😂
The thing that both Americans-like me and Z-and Scots-like yourselves- will forever hold in common
We hate the Englisb
@@Jamie-d5r absolutely love that energy 🤣
As a Scottish human, it was pretty shit, the qualifiers however we were playing incredibly well (for Scotland) which got us excited and then this is a massive kick in the balls but also a reality check.
I think we have now only won 1 game in the last 13. Everyone who uses the excuse of 'small country' should look at Slovenia, Albania, even Hungary and Switzerland. Our goals were from massive opposition mistakes, the goal against Switzerland was a big deflection other wise an easy save and the goal against Germany wasn't even scored by us. I honestly think we played best in the second half against Germany, when being a man down.
Still with all this, proud of them for getting there and loved seeing the German's love of us (whether because of a certain result or no Scotland, no party)
(and at least we are not England fans)
Kinda hoping that the emergence of Doak forces us to change tactic.. but knowing Clarke he'll probably play him at right back.
First off, Lyndon Dykes was far from the only injury in an already light pool pf talent. Hickey, starts for brentford in the prem. His back up, Patterson also out. Lewis Ferguson, in the serie A team of the year, ruled out. Ben Doak, 19 year old whos knocking on the door at Liverpool, attacking talent, was in the squad but suffered an injury. And of course Dykes missed out. So we lost a few.
We arent blessed with a plethora of talent, i agree with that. But we have some talent, Tierney top player, Robertson has won the CL, Mcginn captains Villa, Gilmour plays regular for Brighton, Mctominay also plays plenty for Man Utd and had a good season. Now i dont expect youve followed the Scottish National team for the last 20 years, so believe me when I tell you this is the best squad we have had since the 90s by a mile.
Steve Clarke is renowned for a pragmatic approach, his Kilmarnock team were hard to beat first and foremost, and his lack of attacking nous costs us. His comments afterwards were an embarrassment.
I think we have a bit of a mentality problem personally. But we deserved to be at that tournament. Gave Spain their dinner at Hampden, ditto the Norwegians in Norway. We had a good campaign and were there on merit.
Shame we shit the bed.
“Take a different road!” It’s like trying to sell Harry Maguire but he doesn’t want to leave
If Mucinex and Tylenol aren't supposed to mix, then I should be dead by now.
I see your hostage release has given you PTSD w the sirens…
Glad to see you survived Brother!
So the 90's tended to have a song with every tournament campaign; 1998 both England and Scotland made the World Cup in France.
England officially had "On Top of the World" by England United (Spice Girls, Space, Echo & the Bunnymen, Ocean Colour Scene) which has been widely forgotten, and unofficially had "Vindaloo" by Fat Les and "Three Lions '98" by Baddiel & Skinner with the Lightning Seeds; a re-do of the original which had been the official team song for Euro 96 (When we hosted, hence originally "it's coming home").
Scotland? "Don't Come Home Too Soon" by Del Amitri.
As an aside, would probably have objected pre-match to an Argentinian ref on impartiality grounds given the history around the Falklands. But if he's the ref, you'll have to work with him. And indeed, that includes talking, communicating, etc.
The kidnapper's finally released him! Welcome back Zealand
"the goalkeeper with the sweatpants" 😄Gábor Király is an absolute legend, and he is also the most capped Hungarian player as well as the oldest player to play at a EUROs after Pepe!
12:04 It was the winning goal, not the equalizer, wasn't it?
PS: really looking forward to tomorrow's edition :)
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It would likely have been the equalizer if sco had scored before. But then hun needed a win, so they wouldn't have gone that hard in the last minute just to equalize and this late goal would not have happened is the point he wants to make.
Del Amitri - Don’t Come Home Too Soon should be playing in the background.
They just wanted to get home in time to watch the knockout stage like the rest of us.
We're shite, we've always been shite, we'll never stop being shite.
Mr Zealand, have you heard anyone within your listening distance utter the words, "Coe-par Ayy-murr-ree-kah"?
I feel your pain.
I used to get aerosinusitis on planes. Sinuses really blocked so the pressure wouldn't equalise, and my whole skull would feel like it was on fire on the inside.
Worst pain I've ever experienced. I thought I was having a stroke, I was sitting in agonising pain, silently thinking I was going to die at any moment.
Got it on every flight for the next year. I flew about once/month for work at the time. I learned I wasn't going to die, but it still fucking sucked.
What frustrates me about Scotland is we have Shankland who has scored 62 goals over the last 2 seasons with Hearts the man has an eye for goal but we go for players who play in the English championship instead is this just me?
Despite what people say about the level of the SPFL, Shanks scored against Celtic, Rangers, PAOK and Rosenberg (respected European level competition ) as well as regularly scrapping out clutch goals late in games. If he played in Glasgow or in England he would start every game end of story
And he looked far better than those guys who started when he came on
Sorry to hear you're not feeling well Zealand :(. Hope you get better soon
He was not in a position to cover the ball with his body, so he threw his leg on the way of Orban. Not a 100% penalty, closer to a non penalty even
Makes sense to introduce VAR challenges for the managers/captains.
Zealand should check out the headbutt by a Peru player today that wasn't called for a red by VAR.
24 is too many; make it back to 16.
HE'S BACK
jokes aside though, my lord the ear thing while flying feels like eternity while ur in the tube
Took 48 hours for FBI to rescue you is insane.
NO SCOTLAND, NO PARTY!🏴🎉🏴🎉
i literally dont think i've heard more than 1 person argue that that should've been a penalty to scotland until right now
Time for another Copa 90 documentary.
7:20 but Armstrong basically jumped in front of Orbán, so it was the right call not to give the penalty
He has all the right to do that
If you ever played football, you'd know he was shielding the ball
@@mabozar15 it doesnt change the fact that Orbán couldnt do anything at the moment. He was running in a straight line and Armstrong jumped in front of him
@somadeli8721 it's really irrelevant. Fouls can be committed accidentally afterall.
In the last three decades we've went from a nation and team shaped by the poisonous acceptance of glorious failure, to one shaped by clinical depression. Clarke is the ultimate manifestation of this...
Zero charisma, zero gravitas, zero optimism and zero future. The absolute height of his ambition was to win one game. Why bother going? Why bother even go through the monotony of qualifying? We should end the charade and withdraw from all tournaments target than send a team out with no desire to compete.
As a Scotsman I was absolutely embarrassed by how Scotland played against Germany and Hungary! With the obvious lack of quality in our squad Steve Clarke should've just told the players to go out and have a proper go, we had nothing to lose! Instead we go out looking like abject failures! The thing is when they actually go for it, like they did in qualification, they are capable of a result (2-0 victory against Spain and 2 victories against Norway)!!
I'm not blaming Clarke for assuming the ref wouldn't understand him, scottish accent is an impossible challenge for non-english speakers.
the reason the scotland pen was not given is because when Armstrong was through on goal, he decided to jump in front of Orban instead going for the very clear 1v1 chance he had. Very simple call actually (also, before insulting me,im french so im not biased against Scotland or for Hungary)
You’re 100% allowed to get your body in front of the defender. You are not allowed to come through the back of an attackers legs. Clear penalty.
@@daviebananas1735 remember arsenal Vs Bayern when Saka massively extended his leg so that it hit Neuer, hoping to get a penalty ? This is the same thing: An attacker with a clear goal-scoring opportunity decides to move his body in an UNNATURAL way to 'force' a penalty. 99% of the Time, the best goal scoring chance you Can get Is a pen , so why would anyone ever take a shot in the box knowing that you can just launch your entire body towards a defender and immediately get rewarded by an 80% chance of a goal, something that you almost never have during open play
@@estebanF13 Neuer did not kick through Saka though, or else it would be a penalty. You are allowed to get your body in front of a defender, it’s not against the rules. You are not allowed to kick the calf of a player and bring him down. It’s not rocket science.
@@daviebananas1735 And what was Orban supposed to do ? He litteraly cannot stop and had no hints/reason to.
@@estebanF13 Still a foul. You don’t have to deliberately hack someone down to commit a foul. Plenty of fouls are accidental. Bringing someone down without getting near the ball is a penalty every day of the week.
And yet, No Scotland No Party! ☺️
where are those green lights? I need those green lights... STAT!
Instead of playing to win, they played to not lose. They will never go anywhere playing like that
After the embarrassment against Germany, we had 2 50:50 games against Switzerland and Hungary. Could’ve easily got the 4 points we needed. It’s disappointing but it’s nice to be involved in tournaments. Also it was a blatant penalty
Easily could have got 6. Shankland plays we have a much better chance, even better if we have a competent right back which apparently only includes hickey
Also the only reason we didn’t beat Switzerland was that our 3rd choice right back Anthony Ralston made a back pass without looking straight to Shaqiri. 1st choice Hickey of Brentford and 2nd choice Patterson of Everton wouldn’t have done that (both injured).
@@dan74553 Patterson is shite, I wouldn’t put it past him. Did you not watch the Northern Ireland game?
The ref swap thing was a stupid idea that really didn't work. The games that were reffed by the South American referees were noticeably more stop-start, bitty and had many more players getting booked for pretty nothing fouls, the most egregious being the booking for Scott McTominay.
great video!
Hungary also had a penalty not awarded in that attempt by Varga's header
I was begging for Hungary to actually trying to win the game (they looked 90 minutes as if they didn't care somehow, I refuse to call that 'drawing out'), I was actually happy Scotland was denied a penalty they should have gotten. It would be a shame for football if Scotland had to play another game at this euros. At least I didn't fall asleep like every France and England game.
Wow, Zealand is not a happy chappy!
If he's a ref for international matches I'm willing to bet that dude speaks english
They have to speak reasonable English in order to become a FIFA referee. They get tested.
Fun fact, there is a niche market in South America for referees wanting to learn English to get invited to Saudi, Emirati and Qatari league matches that pay in US dollars
it would never be a pen cause scotlands keeper nearly killed someone
Are you saying that with the benefit of VAR the ref team missed a call; and with the benefit of VAR, ignored a penalty shout at the other end to make up for that missed call? Maybe Steve Clarke is right and the ref should go back to Argentina
@@jessinomicon it's the flow.of.the game the ref can't send the keeper off cause that doesn't happen, it should of been a pen.thefe.the keeper pushed someone.in the face, so it's a law of balance
Am i the only one who thought it not a pen? Armstrong makes a bad attempt at leaving his leg out for contact then drags him to the ground…?
Did you try shewing gum?
I feel it's important to point out facundo tello is a horrible ref who probably has a world record for death threats by Ultras, so ain't no way he should've been in a euros game
This should be titled
Uk LOL
He is not wrong , Scottish sounds like gibberish
He could've just mentioned three letters. 'VAR' to like, an official standing close to him. I think they can understand what that is.
I don't think they're gonna go like "Realidad aumentada de virtual?!" or something like that. Idk I don't speak Spanish.
They really could've done more damage in that group, it's a real waste. In hindsight, I really slept on Switzerland though.
Having 32 teams and only the top 2 from each group going through is clearly the lesser of two evils- getting out of a group without winning a game simply shouldn't happen.
Stupid thing is even with that Denmark still would have manged it finishing second drawing all three matches
This category referees have to speak english, and I think coaches knows it.
I think the quality of the Scotland team is better than teams like Serbia, Slovenia, Romania, Czechia, and Albania. I think a better manager could give teams a better challenge.
The Scottish team can be as shit as it can be the fans are still the best and the yearly friendly must happen we need more Scot’s in germany
Not a pen ever, Armstrong goes across to block away from the ball apart from the instigator with the pull on the shirt.
when is zealand gonna make a video about the fox sports rules analyst joe machnik
Clark went to xenophobia real quick lmao wtf
I am Scottish we out of tournament no real surprises there;but after the Hungarian player Varga was knocked unconscious he was all i was thinking about. Glad to see he seems ok. If Hungary make it to the next round they will be the team i get behind. I think going forward Scotland need to give players like shankland, doak, barron and more young players a start. We are in European nations league A group. So no better way to test new talent for Scotland.
If the tourney expands past 24 teams then it would it essentiallly invalidate the group stage and first round of the knockouts
8:50 what I would much prefer a format similar to the new champions league. The best 4 teams would get a second round bye and the worst 2 winners and runners up would play the second round.
And somehow have better euros than 2020 turkey
FYI airplanes are pressurized to about 8,000 feet, not 30,000 LOL
Got to also LOL at the USA men's cricket team in their performance against England in the T20 World Cup ... their final four wickets conceded in five balls (zero runs scored) to be absolutely demolished!!!
USA: 115-7, 115-8, 115-9, 115-10 All-Out!!!
England: 116/0, win by 10 wickets!!!
I wonder if Zealand will cover that with a video!?
[Shame that the England football team is crap - when they really should be very good!!! ;)]
Its Shite being Scottish
You don't need to be bilingual to understand "VAR."
It should not be a penalty as Armstrong is running into Orban rather than the other way around, the scotsman plays the ball one way and steps into Orban's line. Sadly these gets given as pens a lot and they shouldn't be given at all as the attacking player's only wish here is to be fouled and getting into Orban's line of run makes the contact unavoidable. Not only that, they will then also claim it should be a red card for the defender. Which can never be the case as the attacker has absolutely no intention of trying to finish off the attack, he just wants to be fouled. Great call by the ref.
And yes, Scotland were by far the worst team in this tournament.
England a joke as always 😂
If we get beyond the Quarters it'll be a bigger shock than Greece winning it.
He escaped the Albanian prison!
Gonna be real with you I dont think the issue was really the language
Watching on bbc it was funny.
Come on scotland.
Get that goal.
Lets go blues
You just hope theyll get their goal. Then.....that goal. It was quite hilarious.
Bremner, lorimer, gray, strachon, McCallister, souness, dalglishand many more great scottish players have wore that shirt over the years, yet they've always sucked. Amazinf
Hey Zealand, as a Scottish person I can tell you that a great number of people here have never felt more embarrassed (in modern times) by something said on our nations behalf.
We know we suck and we enjoy it and party anyway, celebrating any small sucesses we have. This was awful and was the worst part of this whole tournament.
The Scottish national football team: a worldwide legacy of failure
Yeaa.. we only do decently with less than no expectations, beating spain made us think we would do anything, although i will say if we played like we did in the qualifiers we wouldve beaten Hungary in that game but we both just sucked
Dude, careful on your ears dude. Thats rough.
Doesn't that circle actually show the Scot stepping on the Hungarian guy?
Not a penalty
Something something views something something fell off bro something something go for a run
Honestly the referee being Argentinian argument is so strange! Like surely it doesn't matter where he's from? Or am i being really silly
Nah man you have a significant amount of chest heritage.
I might be wrong, but I think international referees are required to know how to speak English at international tournaments.
Hello.
The issue with the VAR in that situation is that tackles like that are judged by the referee to be fair or a foul. The VAR can't step in if the ref decides it's not a foul - he has to decide himself to look at it on the screen.