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That's because it's hard to sell anything to black people during black history month . And that's the way it should be why would you want to be sold shit from people who the rest of the year don't give a fuck about black people. They have tried to have sells but nothing really came from it .
Homosexuality is of the devil, and it is an abomination against GOD! Jesus said a man shall have his own wife, and a wife have her own husband. Jesus can set anyone free from the spirit of sodemy.
We don’t need to go as “hard” for black ppl smh. We need to just stop forcing inclusiveness all together and allow things to just be. Everyone needs to stop being victims.
@@theendboss4849 yep you ought to and you need to grow up. clearly you're not black because you wouldn't say 'allowing things to be' when you would know full well that 'allowing things to be' means being victims because it means racism. That's the fkn point. People just 'being' isn't the freedom you think it is. Only one demographic would be free, the rest would have to deal with their bs. You're lucky your folks aren't being murdered because of the colour of their skin.
One of the reasons I like this guy is because he's a very intelligent fellow. And most of the time he's comedy isn't actually comedy, just real messages said jokingly
@@ameyshegunshi5742 you know little kids experience attraction to other kids, right? And most folks who are gay will often tell you they knew they liked the same sex at an early age. Crazy how people watched a video criticizing corporations and saw it as a green light to just spew some homophonic gay paranoia in the comments.
@@TheDealer1228 it’s not homophobic to believe homosexuality is immoral and want to raise their children with Christian beliefs or other beliefs that don’t align with that narrative. In the real world, people are allowed to have differing opinions and don’t have to have your belief’s shoved down their throat.
@@alexmendez3681 Learn to read brother; I said "don't be *homophobic* " not "support homosexuality". Massive difference. Also both of those situations are about LGBTQ, not the latter.
@@Osama-KIN_TMZ01 There is no massive difference, both of your air quotes fall under the same umbrella, the same Alphabet Mafia. Do you think people actually see that as a difference? No sir.
@@alexmendez3681 If you think there is no difference between supporting, adequacy and condemning, then you clearly have zero knowledge on business or simply being bias with your agenda/feelings which I frankly don't care about, take your "woke" arguments somewhere else lad. Didn't think a joke comment will bring weirdos...
@@Osama-KIN_TMZ01 Any agenda related to the LGBT group is part of the LGBT, it's simply logic. No one cares about the little nuances, it's irrelevant at this point. Zero knowledge on business you say? Again remind me how Bud and Target are doing? I'm pretty sure I know the basics. I thought jokes were supposed to be ... You know...funny. I think you missed the make on your joke. Anyways take care my friend. Have a good one.
Honestly the most impressive thing companies ever did was convincing women they should work like men so now they have twice the workforce to exploit and divide.
Yup and lessen the value of work. Women should not be in physically demanding jobs with their damn nails done. Shows your not trying to lift a finger to help.
@@wiswc ppl do have brains, but as we've seen throughout history, people will also blindly follow trends given to them by ppl so they fit in. Enough advertising being a strong women is working and tada. Bet you I could convince a large group of women sitting on leather is sexist if you give me enough money to advertise and some actors to do some videos.
Griffey's ability to play multiple characters at the same time is unmatched. Watching his skits make you feel like 4 people are in a room talking to each other.
@@That_Stinger_GT5 for people who specifically claim that they are LGHDTV members (normal gay people just live like every straight person would, just with the difference who they sleep with), that facts are (sadly) homophobic😅
@@OuterSpace90 you better own zero stocks or 401k investments. Otherwise you right there with him. You would too.... If a group of people will buy your stuff off the weakest virtue signal, netting you millions? I mean.... If a business didn't do this and you could get your brand new Porsche gt3 by implementing some pride bs and hitting your bonus... Yes you would. Everyone does. Hence why 99% of corporations do it. Easy money is hard to ignore. But pretend you different
@@Tential1 no. I think im just different. People have slowly become souless little consumers. Greed is so normalized these days, that people lost touch with morality. Seems evil, but i guess its all good if money is involved. So depressing.
"There's more money in being gay than being black, and quite frankly there is no money in being black" "these knuckle draggers can go no higher than the trees their ancestors swung from"
Kills it…. Every. Single. Time. His humor is so funny and creative that he can’t be cancelled. Also being a minority, he’s good. 😂 Please never stop bro!! ❤
@dj hjh overused? While the Wokies are moving at a faster pace knowing they will lose the next elections . It's not overused if it's present. That's like saying Nazi was overused when WW2 was actively happening 😂
Call it whatever you want, but corporations are literally gay-for-pay. I'd love to see a company forgo the platitudes and actually make a sizeable donation to an NPO or crisis center, but there's no money to be made in that.
Or taking your goofy aZz to school and stop thinking rapping and sports is the only answer. (I'm sure you was joking but that blk community or oppression 💩, in today's time is 🧢)
I got a feeling sometime in the future Griffy's videos are going to be a subject of philosophy studies in college classes to perpetually argue over lol
Omg I had the same thought the other day. We do not go as hard for blacks as we do for the LGB community. If we did, Thomas Sowell would have been at the whitehouse. Instead, we got Dylan Mulvaney "uuugh."
@@madamebkrt Could totally see Dylan going to the opposite side of things and grifting people on the right once the money dries up. Give it a year or two and he'll have a special on DailyWire or Fox and people will eat it up. He puts on a dress and act like a misogynist stereotype of what men think teenage girls are like despite him being a grown a$$ man.
Theres rich black people outside of rappers. Just cuz there in your faces in all media, doesnt mean their the only ones. I could see how people, especially corporate big wigs wouldnt understand that. Good detail from griff as always
@@ajohndaeal-asad6731 you dont have to be famous to be a millionaire. Not all rich people are famous. Celebrity blacks dont make up all rich black people. PERIOD
I believe that the message Griffy was pointing to is the position the media views affluent black people. Basically with they have money, they must've played sports or been a rapper. They don't see or recognize that we have millionares in the sciences and billionares in business.
idk man, they only do it in western countries, none of the middle east branches for these companies even TRY doing that shit here... they just do it to show that theyre "allies" and shit...
"These knuckle draggers can go no higher than the trees their ancestors swung from"
The bars this man has, it should be illegal.
Straight fucking fire this man has!
Dude going to jail for that one 😂
I agree pride month is useless and toxic like the guy in video
godddd leeeeee lmaoooo
Sometimes I don't understand most jocks second what does that mean sorry for sounding dumb
"There's more money in being gay than being black." Fucking FACTS
That's because it's hard to sell anything to black people during black history month . And that's the way it should be why would you want to be sold shit from people who the rest of the year don't give a fuck about black people. They have tried to have sells but nothing really came from it .
True, look at every Netflix film, at least one main character gotta be of that community 😂
Theres money in being black!?!?! Even in South Africa, the black people are marginalized. Imagine that🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
📠
I liked Bill Burr's SNL monologue. "That's a little long... for a group of people that were never enslaved." lol
“Pride on me, pride on three, let’s get paid…”
THAT is pure comedy gold. Because it’s so damn true. Captures corporate America perfectly.
We're supposed to keep the 10 commandments Exodus 20 and the unclean laws Leviticus 11 and pray for repentance.
“Questioning gay is homophobia even if the questioning wasn’t derogatory,”
Sad that this statement actually holds weight
Example?
@@alexterieur8813 cry 😢
@@alexterieur8813 Deez nuts
@@alexterieur8813 questions like what is a woman is homophobic, atleast that's what lgandroidtv
Homosexuality is of the devil, and it is an abomination against GOD! Jesus said a man shall have his own wife, and a wife have her own husband. Jesus can set anyone free from the spirit of sodemy.
The "Pride on me, pride on three. Let's get paid!" at the end sent me 😂
nah, but fr. i was dead for several minutes
Facts
facts tho
😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Facts🤣🤣
"How come we don't go as hard for black people as we do [for] gay people?"
I'm pale as snow and even I felt that
It’s funny cause I was discussing that with my sibling a few days ago
We don’t need to go as “hard” for black ppl smh. We need to just stop forcing inclusiveness all together and allow things to just be. Everyone needs to stop being victims.
@@theendboss4849 yep you ought to and you need to grow up. clearly you're not black because you wouldn't say 'allowing things to be' when you would know full well that 'allowing things to be' means being victims because it means racism. That's the fkn point. People just 'being' isn't the freedom you think it is. Only one demographic would be free, the rest would have to deal with their bs. You're lucky your folks aren't being murdered because of the colour of their skin.
Straight up…. Always playing the victim card! Sad, couldn’t imagine teaching my children this sickness
@@mattrad01 no we are not always playing the victim card, it's our actual lived experience. teach your children to not be racist. start there.
“Sweet Whippings” is OUTRAGEOUS 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
bro i googled it
@@ezpz4659 sadly too good to be true
@@ezpz4659 Because the world has gotten so insane we all thought it might exist lol
Bro I died
Have you tried being gay, black, AND a rapper? 🤠🐎
Lil nas x
@@wilhelmbuzzkyll and look how that turned out. My eyes still hurt.
the gay trumps every time, the other two becomes invisible
i love when white ppl get mad at "gangsta raphip hop for still being homophobic" honey they don't have TIME to care about that 💀🤦🏾
@@renahgade1750 and the demon glitter cat trumps the gay
This man stays two feet from the borderline of cancellation and I love it 🤣🤣🤣
Guy can't even say the F-slur.
We're supposed to keep the 10 commandments Exodus 20 and the unclean laws Leviticus 11 and pray for repentance.
@@Lolirock971no
Bro that's an inch
Griffy spitting nothing but facts
Do you mean corporations don't actually care about gay people?
spitting and not only facts
Isnt 1 out of 5 people part of the LGBTQ community? Makes sense you would see a lot of LGBT things in shows and movies
@Luis Sierra you obviously didn't here about the target market scandal
fax
"They can go no higher than the trees their ancestors swung from."
This man is the embodiment of savage. Long live Griffy!
I'm fawking dead
I don't claim ancestors but that was a bar 🔥
Deadass I am in complete aww at his brain for being able to come up with these things so effortlessly on the spot. That is a gift.
One of the greatest lines ever uttered, absolute BARS
next level, talk about indirectly humiliating the entire race
One of the reasons I like this guy is because he's a very intelligent fellow. And most of the time he's comedy isn't actually comedy, just real messages said jokingly
When Griffy choked on them community guidlines.. I felt that
What was the word ?
@@rachadballout8087 F**
@@rachadballout8087 Faaaaaaaaoooouuuulllll
@@rachadballout8087 Fag, that was the word.. like the cigarette
"Can't watch a show without gay"... That is so damn true😂
Ikrrr
ppl be putting gay relationships in animated series for kids. I mean wtf is wrong with you guys, they're just frickin' kids!!!
@@ameyshegunshi5742 fr
@@ameyshegunshi5742 you know little kids experience attraction to other kids, right? And most folks who are gay will often tell you they knew they liked the same sex at an early age. Crazy how people watched a video criticizing corporations and saw it as a green light to just spew some homophonic gay paranoia in the comments.
@@TheDealer1228 it’s not homophobic to believe homosexuality is immoral and want to raise their children with Christian beliefs or other beliefs that don’t align with that narrative. In the real world, people are allowed to have differing opinions and don’t have to have your belief’s shoved down their throat.
@@TheDealer1228 I mean... kids are already disgusted by romance in general. Show two people kissing. No matter the genders, kids will go "EWWWWWWW"
Remember guys; *don't be homophobic, it's bad for business.*
How's that working out for Bud and Target? Can you remind me again how their sales are going? 🤔
@@alexmendez3681 Learn to read brother; I said "don't be *homophobic* " not "support homosexuality". Massive difference. Also both of those situations are about LGBTQ, not the latter.
@@Osama-KIN_TMZ01 There is no massive difference, both of your air quotes fall under the same umbrella, the same Alphabet Mafia. Do you think people actually see that as a difference? No sir.
@@alexmendez3681 If you think there is no difference between supporting, adequacy and condemning, then you clearly have zero knowledge on business or simply being bias with your agenda/feelings which I frankly don't care about, take your "woke" arguments somewhere else lad. Didn't think a joke comment will bring weirdos...
@@Osama-KIN_TMZ01 Any agenda related to the LGBT group is part of the LGBT, it's simply logic. No one cares about the little nuances, it's irrelevant at this point.
Zero knowledge on business you say? Again remind me how Bud and Target are doing? I'm pretty sure I know the basics.
I thought jokes were supposed to be ... You know...funny. I think you missed the make on your joke. Anyways take care my friend. Have a good one.
The near F*g line and the pride on me pride on three were both great.
I almost died when he almost dropped that F bomb 😂😂😂😂
Fr
Dudes a genius comedian. Keeps it real too.. he deserves all his success.
The whole vid is great
"Community guideline bullsht..."
Honestly the most impressive thing companies ever did was convincing women they should work like men so now they have twice the workforce to exploit and divide.
Yup and lessen the value of work. Women should not be in physically demanding jobs with their damn nails done. Shows your not trying to lift a finger to help.
There's only one gender to businesses and that money
Oh it was companies doing that, I thought women actually had a brain and could think and decide for themselves.
You learn something new everyday
Amen🙏🏾. And also convinced women in the workforce that childcare their health DID NOT require additional support. #ultimategaslight
@@wiswc ppl do have brains, but as we've seen throughout history, people will also blindly follow trends given to them by ppl so they fit in. Enough advertising being a strong women is working and tada. Bet you I could convince a large group of women sitting on leather is sexist if you give me enough money to advertise and some actors to do some videos.
I love griffy he teaches more about reality than every news station and school combined
Griff is the one to say the most flabbergasting yet true statements ever.
We're supposed to keep the 10 commandments Exodus 20 and the unclean laws Leviticus 11 and pray for repentance.
@@Lolirock971 i have ligma
He’s not the CZcamsr we deserve but he is the CZcamsr we need. I said it
Yyyoooo!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well said
what was he going to say at 2:10
He's the CZcamsr selected by the corporate system to make you think that you have a voice or someone is standing up for you
@@thecommonsenseconservative5576 cool story bro
I got a gay paramount ad during this video. Literally exactly what he was taking about😂
That Pride Month money hits different! 🏳️🌈💵💰🤑🏳️🌈
LMAOO
BRO💀
Rigby trippin
He's right though. Even Chik-Fil-A just switched up
😂😂😂
Griffey's ability to play multiple characters at the same time is unmatched. Watching his skits make you feel like 4 people are in a room talking to each other.
CalebCity crossover when
We're supposed to keep the 10 commandments Exodus 20 and the unclean laws Leviticus 11 and pray for repentance.
“It’s not about the message, it’s about the money”
-companies during pride month
Ruthless, Racist, Offensive, Homophobic...and I love it...10/10
No
@@brandonclarke436the truth hurts but this is reality
This isn't homophobic at all lol this is just spitting facts 🤷😂
@@brandonclarke436 omori
@@That_Stinger_GT5 for people who specifically claim that they are LGHDTV members (normal gay people just live like every straight person would, just with the difference who they sleep with), that facts are (sadly) homophobic😅
Griffy really got me googling "Sweet Whipping" lmfao
Because the world has gotten so insane we all thought it might exist lol
It's like when RDC put out Shinji Adventures 🤣
What’d you find?
@@luminescentgem7254 nothing just some candy
@@sevionus80 exactly though
2:07 not even griffy dares to go there lmao
All the corporations seeing right now is dollar signs. Don’t blame them, I would too😂
yea they dont give a shit about ACTUAL representation etc lol.... as it should be
You dont blame the evil corporations, you would also exploit people for being money too? I guess the end ALWAYS justify the means these days. Smh
@@OuterSpace90 you better own zero stocks or 401k investments. Otherwise you right there with him. You would too.... If a group of people will buy your stuff off the weakest virtue signal, netting you millions? I mean.... If a business didn't do this and you could get your brand new Porsche gt3 by implementing some pride bs and hitting your bonus... Yes you would. Everyone does. Hence why 99% of corporations do it. Easy money is hard to ignore.
But pretend you different
@@Tential1 no. I think im just different. People have slowly become souless little consumers. Greed is so normalized these days, that people lost touch with morality. Seems evil, but i guess its all good if money is involved. So depressing.
Erm, greed has always been a thing. 🤓
“Everything is gay” he not wrong
More like everything has some gay in it. Not complaining, im gay
@@alexterieur8813 It doesn't have to, but okay xD, I'm Black and Gay.
@@sevionus80 Big Mac cheesecake
@@alexterieur8813 how so
everyone's been a little gay at some point
Low-key flexing his new shelf that's gonna' be stacked with anime figures.
Griffy is a national treasure America should be thankful for.
It feels like it’s already been pride month since January
Thanks griffy... We needa hear some real shit from time to time
“I don’t care how those penis cowboys like their salmon seared”
Yep. That’s going in the phrase book.
As a utahan I'm using it lmfao shits amazing lmao
"There's more money in being gay than being black, and quite frankly there is no money in being black"
"these knuckle draggers can go no higher than the trees their ancestors swung from"
Brutal!!! 😮
Its like listening to low tier god
Sweet Whippings sounds like a helluva Disney movie
“I don’t give a damn about any of those fa-… God damn community guidelines”
Lol 😂
Kills it…. Every. Single. Time.
His humor is so funny and creative that he can’t be cancelled. Also being a minority, he’s good. 😂
Please never stop bro!! ❤
Yeah if he was white, this channel wouldn't even be allowed to exist. They let him go because he's black himself.
Somewhere within the Disney basement a writer is furiously jotting down notes as they listen to your description of Sweet Whippings
"Everybody keep a picture of Channing Tatum in they wallet" killed me
I do
2:14 he broke the 4th wall there lol
2:21 memes go!!!
When my friends ask me why I work all the time
"Pride on me, pride on three..."
"Let's get payed" - Griffy never fails to make me laugh😂😂😂
Paid*
Remember to repost this for next year as well
“It doesn’t need to be homofied” SO FUCKING TRUE😂😂😂
If Griff hasn’t been cancelled by now he never will. I do wonder what it’ll take though.
Going after a certain community that rhymes with 'cruise' might do the trick.
@@taeshikkim6598 yeah you can't be fucking with those Zionist. In their mind they're the only ones that matters.
@@taeshikkim6598 Im sure hes talked about that before tho. Multiple times
@BlueLofi Soo what's your alternative then?
@@taeshikkim6598 Cruise?
Bruh. He kept it all the way real.
bro you was spittin (literally.)
Corporations getting boycotted for being woke really put the "L" in LGBTQ
😂
Woke is overused nowadays
Conservatives being sensitive
@dj hjh overused? While the Wokies are moving at a faster pace knowing they will lose the next elections .
It's not overused if it's present.
That's like saying Nazi was overused when WW2 was actively happening 😂
nerd
0:26 enough to sprinkle the Royal Botanical Gardens
Uganda is going to love that movie
I really can't get over that transition from knuckle draggers to pride on me pride on three..
Let's go 😹😹
It wasn't just you. Sheeesh!
That was wild ☠️☠️☠️
Knuckle Draggers wtf 😂 Griffey low-key a 4chan anonymous
GRIFFY FINALLY MAKING THE ONE SKIT I WAS WAITING FOR FOR SO FKIN LONG....
“Sweet whippings” !? Bruh I can’t!🤣🤣
"these knuckle draggers can go no higher than the trees their ancestors swung from" gahdamn
The most wigs I’ve seen in a Griffy video
Call it whatever you want, but corporations are literally gay-for-pay. I'd love to see a company forgo the platitudes and actually make a sizeable donation to an NPO or crisis center, but there's no money to be made in that.
Exactly
Based
On god
@@kdub3892 Based on what?
all about thats sweet profit
The honesty in this video is impeccable!!
2:07 Fuck that was perfect 💀💀
Shit beyond accurate 💀🙏🏾
Didn’t even watch the video 😂😂
weebs try not to be mindless challenge
@@ze3403Did you?
@@ACHILLES8887Looks like you failed the challenge
@@shadowthedemonicwolf4410You're not bright.
When its pride month you already know Griffy is dropping a banger video
There is no money in being black unless you're a rapper
Or basketballer smh
Theres no money in being any race. It’s dumb af to even say. My white and Asian skin never got me a job anywhere.
Theres no money in being any race. It’s dumb af to even say. My white and Asian skin never got me a job anywhere.
Or taking your goofy aZz to school and stop thinking rapping and sports is the only answer. (I'm sure you was joking but that blk community or oppression 💩, in today's time is 🧢)
Or in literally any field of entertainment, which is kinda sad tbh.
We need a long beach movie
3:17 the best line
It quite dark that this is supposed to be humor but in reality is how life actually works these days
I hollered at the closing remarks!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU DIDN’T TELL NO LIES!💯👊🏽
Impossible for this man to miss
1:34 Griffy got a new wig! 😍😍😍😍
I fucking love Griffy. Your humor is god-like genius.
the gay rocks thing sent me 💀
Funniest shit ever not even lying 💀
You ain’t even watch it the whole video
Bro commented this the minute it dropped and the video’s 3 minutes
I got a feeling sometime in the future Griffy's videos are going to be a subject of philosophy studies in college classes to perpetually argue over lol
"Sweet Whippings" 💀
Omg I had the same thought the other day. We do not go as hard for blacks as we do for the LGB community. If we did, Thomas Sowell would have been at the whitehouse. Instead, we got Dylan Mulvaney "uuugh."
And he's not even a good representative for gay or transsexual people.
@@madamebkrt if anything hes just there to annoy people... if anything hes autogynephilic...
Facts.
@@madamebkrt Could totally see Dylan going to the opposite side of things and grifting people on the right once the money dries up. Give it a year or two and he'll have a special on DailyWire or Fox and people will eat it up. He puts on a dress and act like a misogynist stereotype of what men think teenage girls are like despite him being a grown a$$ man.
@@madamebkrt No, he's a perfect example. They're all freaks like that.
This channel is now my therapy
Right on time 💀
Griffy almost got cancelled with that 1:59
the wigs always get me lol!!!!
THE TREE LINE?? Made me PHYSICALLY gasp - like my ancestors 😭
2:08 I lost it, Laughed so hard
Goat, no one gets more consistent laughs from me
Yesterday I came across a Skittles pack with the flavor "Pride"😅
*Sigh*
I haven't had Skittles in so long but now I'm scared to taste the 🌈
How can “ pride “ be a flavor? 😭 they just doin anything now lol
This comment section is a real gamer moment
Good lol.
Griffy literally spitting
"Sweet whippings" damn that hurt 😂
@00:44 this mf spittin💯
I can’t wait for his next video “companies after pride month”
Theres rich black people outside of rappers. Just cuz there in your faces in all media, doesnt mean their the only ones. I could see how people, especially corporate big wigs wouldnt understand that. Good detail from griff as always
Name one black billionaire or millionaire who wasn’t a rapper, sports player, or rapper/player associated
@@ajohndaeal-asad6731 Lol easy. David Stewart. If you didn't know, look him up.
@@ajohndaeal-asad6731 you dont have to be famous to be a millionaire. Not all rich people are famous. Celebrity blacks dont make up all rich black people. PERIOD
I believe that the message Griffy was pointing to is the position the media views affluent black people. Basically with they have money, they must've played sports or been a rapper. They don't see or recognize that we have millionares in the sciences and billionares in business.
@@ajohndaeal-asad6731 Samuel L Jackson.
Nobody gets shafted more than veterans
knuckle draggers joke was epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Utah story had me 💀 😂
Here we go again and im all for it
Bro, you can't be THIS funny and drop so many existential truths.
They do it not to support the LGBT, but to avoid negative headlines if they don’t
idk man, they only do it in western countries, none of the middle east branches for these companies even TRY doing that shit here... they just do it to show that theyre "allies" and shit...
its really just a money thing for the most part
"Nice company, be a shame if we called you ista-phobe. Pay up!"
'Sweet whippings' 💀
They way he pulled back on that F bomb brah 💀💀💀
Da fact he can’t drop a f bomb but can make that tree joke is hilarious
CEOs def support pride until their kids are a part of it
Nothing like a griffy video to hit me with reality harder than a 18 wheeler goin over 300mph