The First Milk Run Dad

For decades, the age-old joke about dads going out to get milk and never returning has left us wondering: Where did this joke come from? Join me on a journey back to the early '90s (Around the same time Oat Milk was invented) as I unravel the origins of this iconic dad trope.

[@pauloazuela8488]

The joke make a good false sense of hope for those kids waiting for their dads that someday they'll return after fighting them cows

[@chiefdenis]

Everyone knows, those dads can't win against the cows 😥

[@Daniel-sy6gs]

Moo.

[@redaipo]

@@Daniel-sy6gs Why did google translate "Moo" to "There"

[@emperor8716]

This is a masterpiece. I have to let my fatherless friends know that their dads are currently fighting to get back to them 😔

[@sirradez]

We need more "Bedtime stories with Chewkz"

[@531237774]

That cow leader reveal has me cracking up 🤣

[@HumanGaming316]

very informational video. Gets my approval.

[@mubidali1706]

"Its an oat milk factory"
"Oat milk?WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"
Exactly 😭😭😭

[@newagain9964]

Oat milk is the best. Can’t stand cow and Almond milk.

[@joeylawn36111]

@@newagain9964 Yeah, you got to wonder how they get Milk from Almonds (but I don't really want to find out) 🤢😉🙃🤣

[@regulardude965]

I guess he must be speaking from experience😂😂😂

[@kingmsl7578]

Lol how is he serious during all that 😂😂

[@ifidifk2747]

“the cow leader grabbed her teat and squirted at Richard with her milk”
bro what 💀

[@MHumadi09]

“Getting the milk” is a misconception until this goes out to the world

[@ruaoneill9050]

Totally bizarre and I love it!

[@Killer_Queen_310]

We need Antonio and Bus man together please.
love your vids

[@mikewinter8250]

He deserves an Oscar for this masterpiece 👏

[@theeditorofyt5282]

Now we need a sequel to the cows evil plot

[@joeylawn36111]

An evil man wants to make the cows into Burgers....

[@israelg9953]

What he’s going to tell his son when it’s time 😂

[@chillphill13]

As someone who gets milk often(and I'm not even a Dad 😆😆😆) I approve this🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@iceborn698]

In Sweden we said "go out and buy cigarette's".

[@kate_cooper]

Were you making that up as you went along? Because, if so, that’s some excellent improvisation.

[@howtocraftalegacy7229]

Wow, I'm so glad this hasn't happened to my dad!
Also, please tell me you're planning on doing a part 2 😂

[@gacd2104]

This feels like the plot of a classic South Park episode

[@Ke-O4]

This is a masterpiece

[@mwebazegilbert2008]

All the cows followed suit👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@leratopidcguyhgvvjbvgvvgvv3329]

I'm starting to crave for milk after watching this. (I'm lactose intolerant)

[@pedropimenta896]

You are not intolerant, you are normal. We milk drinkers are just big babies that havent drinking milk ever since we were born.
Now serious, humans cant break down lactose by themselves, we need bacteria that produce lactase to break it. They survive on the stuff. So, once we stop drinking milk, the bacteria die and we "become" "lactose intolerant".
Proposed solution: drink lactase. Yeah, we can fabricate it for comsuption. Cheers!

[@chilliam00]

Proceeds to chug a carton of oat milk 🥛

[@ginnyjollykidd]

As usual, a great story!

[@epicKingdom2.0-oy4dh]

can please make this into a series you can call it the secret behind cows

[@Randomnesswithanimations]

No my dad got dad napped

[@lordcrayzar]

Is this the British version of going out for cigs?

[@BevinEG]

Incredible!

[@fathiamohamed5315]

Fairly accurate

[@thatguymrap7221]

Man I'm glad i decided to check out his channel after seeing a few of his shorts

[@shannonshepherd5365]

Bro! What 😂😂😂😂? I really need to understand how your brain works!😂

[@Win_Engine]

I need a boowoh of oat milk 😂😂😂

[@higherquality]

this guy is so fucking creative, it ain't some guy filming lazy ass skits in his room, there's some editing in this man

[@mibella]

Wow I didn’t know about maltose.. aside from cow milk that was my second favorite milk… not anymore

[@rondypondy]

Hahahaha. Dads Vs Cows war incoming. Rise up!

[@anneryariasrichiez7442]

I love your comedy! xD

[@hoomanAdnan]

As unusual, great storyline ❤️🏆

[@amr_rr]

Yooo just saw u in the hp omen ad nice one man keep it up

[@bassishbaritone]

I genuinely can't figure out why the cow was crossing the road instead of helping take over the world!🤔

[@manosperisnaka6543]

How is this not the viral

[@iqqyhassan2339]

You know what's funny. After this video ended, I got an RSPCA ad involving a singing cow.

[@siiiiiiiiiiiii-bj4tq]

very good story

[@proadlekopy]

Awesome

[@Nathan-wu2gk]

😂😂 story time

[@MdTamim-jf7ji]

1:15 " you let the bottle of water through" 😂

[@articgoat]

This is cool info

[@user-ii5xf2oh9k]

They return 20yrs later

[@ZixoXio]

That's one dark humour "moooo"

[@rickjames9039]

Finally the mystery is solved

[@ndprod.animationenthusiast9376]

That explains a lot

[@safevamsperx2393]

MOOOOOOO😂❤

[@govarthanarao5596]

A Cow saying mow in British. You can't fool us Chewkz. We all know they say 'mow init bruv'

[@Poetry4Us]

man i need more blunts before i watch this

[@Galaxy12Gaming]

Now I know what happened

[@lambdrey]

Yep, that'll do nicely.

[@SiragP]

Where I am from, people would say, dad went to get cigarettes! I am wondering what kind of story you would make up with this background 😂😂😂

[@FrauWilhelmKlink]

Captured by tobacco farmers and forced to harvest it?🤔

[@TheLadyBlerd]

Probably something involving vape cartridges 😂😂😂

[@vj.joseph]

Rest is movie.

[@nakshatrasengupta4117]

Damn! We have the same joke in Bengal

[@MrDee001]

Huh, everything seems to makes sense now.

[@lillyrose9084]

Nobody talk about the original thumbnail

[@Chewkz]

If you know, you know🤫

[@BugshootVlogs-ie2mo]

Nice content

[@johannesmartins5873]

Here in Brazil the fathers go to the tabaco factories and they never return to their families 😢

[@ReubenColaco]

Moo !! 😂😂😂😂 2:44

[@oladrolahola]

What I'm curious about is why the feck you chose that thumbnail.😂
Edit: just saw the glorious cow leader

[@KitsGravity]

Mooo!

[@theweirdliveon]

Need more Lactose Tyrant content.

[@mshahidahmed6579]

The best detailed of a joke be like☠️☠️

[@blackF7_Finn]

Jokes on you I DONT DRINK MILK.

[@emmanuelkiio592]

Funny 😂😂

[@martagilvazartlife]

Brilliant🐄

[@Itsmerveille125]

Dang 😂😂😂😂

[@D0p3of09]

I always knew Animals would rebel at some point this def a conspiracy I can get behind!!!!

[@IndianWojakk]

Liked bro

[@tptwplz]

Moooo tooooo 😄

[@hamzamohamedabdallah6209]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@southcoastinventors6583]

Burned in subtitles are distracting otherwise great skit as usually

[@rrroctokush7942]

Wait a second.... Is that you in a TVA costume in the upcoming DEADPOOL movie??? +

[@MegatronRacing237]

I see you in the intel/omen commercials. I see you. Congrats my guy! 🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@OLuisKun]

Fun fact: in brazil, instead of milk, it is cigars

[@ChunkzyL10]

My father

[@BillyjohnsonJrSr.]

You are an original dude. Don't stop being you and original. There is literally nothing and nobody close like you. You really are an OG. Be good love God follow Jesus to your best ability in flesh. Nobody can ever challenge you, you are one of a kind.

[@adeledandi7757]

👏👏👍🍾 J'aime

[@DxsIsCool]

bro what

[@wyvernwastakenwastaken]

i've only just realised how much you look like kevin hart, i genuinely thought you were cyrus in the movie called "lift"

[@petrayakub8535]

😂

[@El.Chef.Guevara]

Spanish fathers go out for tobacco

[@bobdason376]

U look exactly like Assane Diop from Lupin on netflix

[@tizawsome611]

Oi bruv moo innit.

[@Unknown-yy8il]

didn't know league of legends existed back then

[@martinmoyo8882]

Come to South Africa 😂
Dad will say " I'm going to buy milk"
For Unborn baby 😂😂RESPONSIBILITY

[@thebakerygarage]

Calm down drake……..

[@dolgacevairina69]

8000 views? This is so underapprecieated. It's because you killed your channel retention with shorts. Remake it as a short.

[@Wolmfly]

YESSSSS I CLICKED ON THE VIDEO AT 999 VEIWES >:DD

[@kisitufortunate2910]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TerangBulan7]

Hello

[@kirstenvalentine-hd7zn]

Bada**

[@famasouza]

huh?

[@ARMANALI-ox3nr]

cows cant talk so it aint real

[@clawzx1195]

😢

[@garchompelago]

Im surprised this video ended without ever mentioning the *bo'oh'o'wotah*
Edit: nevermind. I was wrong. 😭

[@MichaelAjanaku]

1:13 bro 😂

[@garchompelago]

@@MichaelAjanaku bro, how did I miss that!? 😭

[@ifidifk2747]

hi