This CANNOT be real lmaooo how can someone be so passionate yet SOO terrible at cooking. Bless her heart though she seems sweet just someone needs to turn off that oven in that household 😭
If you know titanfall : Objective SERE S : survive " salmonilla" E : evade "kays cooking" R : resist "eating salmonilla E : escape "that house full of shitty food"
i love how anxious she gets whenever her son is tasting the food...just a mom cooking for her son...and a son who cant bring himself to tell his mom that her cooking is like terrible...and instead continues to eat that hideous food of hers...thats true love...really wholesome
Far be it for me to be an armchair mother here, but I do have a partner and sometimes I cook for us both so I know what it is like to cook for others, but if I was Kay I'd probably realize pretty fast that what I'm cooking up for the family isn't up to par and probably doesn't taste great. Therefore it is my responsibility to get better at cooking. Just looking up tutorials on CZcams instantly makes you a better chef. I feel bad for her but I hope to God she improved her cooking. Cause this is just abysmal
@@genesisosunalooks up "cooking tutorial" on youtube 500 times without watching any videos, instantly becomes the worlds greatest chef capable of anything food related
I love how Charlie only insults the cooking. He doesn’t target the person at all, no fat jokes or anything. The food is all he goes after, and I respect that.
It's kinda how she got popular. Lovely lady, honestly charming, but OMG the cooking is anxienty-inducing. Her son tasting it all is as fearless a human can get.
@@dand2760 Haha! So is the way Kay treats vegetables... It's like there's an old Sicilian grudge between her and them, and she's "teaching them a lesson." ...you know... "For their own good." 😂
A pisstake in this context would mean she wasn't trying all that hard to make them. It's a denotation of effort. A pisstake often means it's something hastily thrown together, not that the maker of the video thinks the end product sucked. Pretty sure she likes this shit, otherwise I can't comprehend why she keeps doing it
Mayonnaise for example has 89% the combustion energy of gasoline! ... The truth is that once ignited, there is no real difference in intensity between a gasoline fire, diesel fire and even a butter fire for that matter.
Valhalla _ I know like the animals who die at least deserve to be in a good meal. I know if I was cannibalized Id at least want that Gordon Ramsey touch 😞
im a vegetarian because i dont like the taste of meat and so it makes this whole video 10 times more horrific to witness, i feel like i should be going to court to testify for the meat itself
As a starving college student, whenever I get painfully hungry and have the uncontrollable desire to eat some food, I just throw on an episode of Kay’s Cooking and it completely kills any urge I have to eat.
Some people never learn how to cook and think they're just "took smart" to follow any recipes. This woman takes it to another level by "teaching" people how to cook. The fire alarm was the cherry on top.
@@jotarokujo3603 I've tried English food, they all were kinda bland and sad, so I dont know if I just went to the wrong place, but as an American, my experience wasn't all too great
GhostTheAnimeBoy just off the top of your head, name a famous chef for me. As with anything it comes down to who makes it. Shepherds pie for example can be bland as fuck or amazing. It’s just a mince pie with mashed potato for a “lid”, but mince, pasty and mash can all be simply warmed up, or properly seasoned and cooked. You’re right though, the region isn’t commonly known for food. But it’s the basis of western culture with thousands of years of history. They definitely have a well established cuisine. It’s often written off as “normal food”
I'm sure every sure every British person who has tried to convince people that not all food in the UK is unseasoned boiled mystery meat, soggy vegetables cooked to the point of being unrecognizable mush, and suspicious gravy is really thrilled about the representation her channel is giving their food culture
Your humor fucken does it man I’m sat here with a fucked up tail bone in tears from the pain getting up sitting down haven’t slept in a week and your able to make me laugh hard enough to cry in a good way thanks for sharing yourself with the rest of the world charlie your a real national treasure cheers bud 🍻
Holy f*ckin sheet when Charlie says 'it's like an ancient spell from a witch's cauldron', the rumbling pot of brown forms its scum into a witch outline
This woman has a youtube plaque now and its probably thanks to you Charlie. She looks like such a sweet lady, though she isn't Gordan Ramsey I still love her.
None of this is traditional British stuff or even in danger of being associated with British food. All she did was buy the British equivalent to what cooking with Jack makes
They didn’t say this WAS British food. I can assure you, this food isn’t American either. They were stating that this is how they SEE each other’s food, because it’s foreign to them.
This made me laugh so hard I raptured my spleen. Doctor said it still looks better than Key's cooking which I'm not sure was warning or promise of getting through it. Thank you Charlie and Kay for making my day :D 5:25 Even Kay is not sure if her son will survive this judging by her look.
That was genuinely upsetting. Imagine dying, only to be BOILED by someone who cooks like they've only learned to cook through hearing it be done in the next building
It's like she learnt to cook from those shit buzzfeed lists with people making food with an iron or a electric kettle... I bet she thinks airplane food is class.
@Tommy Bangacuci okay there’s some things you need to know. This was not an easy way to make beef gravy. Beef gravy is already easy AF to make. You don’t boil beef in a big pot of water to make beef gravy. If anything, she made a really bland gravy due to the extreme amount of water in it.
@@ryujinjakka4518 yeah. If she wanted to keep a similar way of cooking that, she could’ve used stock it would’ve tasted better. But definitely ways to improve the recipe
Yes 10 minutes is nowhere near enough, esp with Kay as she never heats her oven up so it goes in a cold oven which takes about 10 minutes to come to temp. She does the same with the oven top rings, puts a cold pan with whatever she is cooking onto a cold ring that has just been switched on and then complains that it is "doing nothing".
I think shes trying 2 to be like that other channel where he doesnt actually cook but just destroys his kitchen lol. No one cooks this bad on purpose!!!
Thank god I grew up in a household where my mom and dad were actual chefs… at times I thought the food was horrible. But watching this tells me how much of an ungrateful kid I am
That table of food was the first thing that came to my mind while watching this video. And ngl after some thought that shit is more appetising than whatever the fuck Kay is cooking
for that you need more than minced meat but i dont think she know the power of bread crumbs and the fact that she doesn't lets dough fermented before doing her pizza and bagels
@@BigWinsAllDay yea pretty much seems the same to me so I've thought about using it before but since we already have store bought breadcrumbs I just use them to avoid the hassle
God is the creator of everything, but in the true essence of the universe, we have to control our true destiny, because if you don’t have full control of your spirit, you will never be able to achieve true harmony with the spirit of the universe.
Kay still has the least threatening and "you're trapped in a serial killer/pothead's house for dinner" energy of anyone who cooks that Charlie has covered, same with Cooking with Jack. Food might be abominable but at least the people making it aren't as scary, they're just blissfully unaware, or in some cases like the old man who made the watermelon eating tutorial, absolutely making it as a shitpost.
8:35 Dude took one look at that and immediately tried to peace out, but stayed to support his mom. This man deserves an award for his service... or at least a plaque.
Made my mother a chocolate cake out of nothing but candy bars in a non-microwave safe plastic bowl. She wasn’t happy about the microwave full of melted plastic.
Shit, i've made better tasting and looking food than that. I put pork in a sandwich bag, add some garlic, salt, pepper, and some worcestershire sauce and let it sit in the fridge for a bit. I put it in the pan and make some rice while I'm cookin the pork. It's pretty good. And if you want some veggies, steam some broccoli or cook some asparagus and you'll be set
@@Chadronius She could get cheap pre-cut frozen vegetables, actually roll the god damn meat in a god damn ball and fry em and it wouldn't be half terrible.
@@TheBokkelul oh, yeah. I was physically uncomfortable looking at her cooking stuff. I'm no chef, but I know how to season some meat and cook it, not just add half a bottle of mayo and mix it into chicken. I'm hispanic, and we boil chicken sometimes, but we literally add spices, sauces, and veggies with a bit of water to make it a fuckin delicious broth. What she did was a travesty. Also, I always look up recepies on how to cook so I can impress my parents or my girlfriend when I cook for 'em
She's gonna find the recipe for meth by accident
She becomes the walter white of the UK
Hey kid wanna buy some egg covered mince?
I think it's clear that she's found it.
Dont worry, after she tries to make it a second time she’ll mess it up again and it’ll just turn back into delicious tumor-balls
Hey kid wanna buy my dog’s shit, tastes just like my cooking
Kay's stove has two settings: off and hellfire
Sounds like Dwarven Engineering. It's either off or FULLTHROTTLEONFIRE!
@Chintal yeah but you see the between even if the settings is not there, Kay litterally can't see that
Off or pink chernobyl bonfire
basically my asshole then
@@yourfather7399 what
This CANNOT be real lmaooo how can someone be so passionate yet SOO terrible at cooking. Bless her heart though she seems sweet just someone needs to turn off that oven in that household 😭
I think it's off most of the time based on the rawness of the meat
@Bzake As someone who grew up with English cooking, this is why we are alcoholics, drug addicts and football hooligans....
Turn off the oven lol 😆
shes doing it for views she knows ppl are making a joke out of her she tries to make the worst possible dishes for views
@@edwardfletcher7790 Then god damn wish me luck for my trip to England next summer 😂😂😂
Fun fact: She was Head-chef with Mr Krabs on The S.S. Diarrhea and she even taught him how to make the appetizer.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This deserves more likes
OH NO! IT'S THE APPETIZER!!
@@DurpenHeimer _* Unholy Beast bust through door with bug parts, a small tree and human foot in it*_
THERES NOT ENOUGH LIKES ON THIS COMMENT LMAO 😂
Kay: I MADE DINNER
Her son: (Current objective: Survive)
If you know titanfall :
Objective SERE
S : survive " salmonilla"
E : evade "kays cooking"
R : resist "eating salmonilla
E : escape "that house full of shitty food"
Achievement unlocked: deadman walking
Temponaut be like: how did you manage to decompose food in a time frame of 1 hour?
Halo Reach reference?
@@hollownite6859 His brain must be like *Protocol 3 Protect the Pilot*
“Depressed Kylo Ren critiques culinarily catastrophe”
Damn Star Wars 9 is looking dope af
Perfect.
Hotter than Kylo Ren but ok.
Man, Kylo Ren has shrunk quite a bit
How can you be more depressed than Kylo Ren?
i love how anxious she gets whenever her son is tasting the food...just a mom cooking for her son...and a son who cant bring himself to tell his mom that her cooking is like terrible...and instead continues to eat that hideous food of hers...thats true love...really wholesome
In a Stockholm's sort of way I suppose.
Far be it for me to be an armchair mother here, but I do have a partner and sometimes I cook for us both so I know what it is like to cook for others, but if I was Kay I'd probably realize pretty fast that what I'm cooking up for the family isn't up to par and probably doesn't taste great. Therefore it is my responsibility to get better at cooking. Just looking up tutorials on CZcams instantly makes you a better chef. I feel bad for her but I hope to God she improved her cooking. Cause this is just abysmal
@@genesisosunalooks up "cooking tutorial" on youtube 500 times without watching any videos, instantly becomes the worlds greatest chef capable of anything food related
@@genesisosuna I'm pretty sure her son was so used to it at this point that he earned 90% salmonella resistance
I love how Charlie only insults the cooking. He doesn’t target the person at all, no fat jokes or anything. The food is all he goes after, and I respect that.
Even professionals have standards
Poor Kay has done nothing wrong besides create horrid food
It's kinda how she got popular. Lovely lady, honestly charming, but OMG the cooking is anxienty-inducing. Her son tasting it all is as fearless a human can get.
@@mejsjalv cause once it goes in, its gotta come out
@@thedastone1939 it's usually very unpleasant with burned stuff. Almost raw rice... that's a bit tough on your belly for sure.
"Kay, I'm drooling..."
That's normal--before you vomit, the mouth waters in order to lubricate your throat.
@@chadthundercocksexhaver3959
actually, the mouth begins to water to protect your mouth and teeth from the incoming acid.
Tenya Iida i thought tht was to protect the teeth?
KeyStroke oh thats why I can tell when I’m about to throw up....
That’s harsh dude 😄
@@dand2760 Haha! So is the way Kay treats vegetables...
It's like there's an old Sicilian grudge between her and them, and she's "teaching them a lesson." ...you know... "For their own good." 😂
This "food" looks like the shit they try to force feed you in Resident Evil 7
Haha, I was just gonna say that!
Yo low key she even kinda looks like margarite lmao 😆
Hey, don’t insult Margaret’s cooking, that was made with love! At LEAST she knew a little bit more about how or what she was making lol
Exactly lol
Holy fuck that was the first thing i thought too lmao
I love this dude's confusion over the term "Pisstake"!
It means that either the noodles were awful, or they were a joke.
Honestly I was confused at first too. 😂
i was thinking she meant they were easy to make?
To be fair, I'm terrified behind the idea of what BAD noodles look like to Kay XD
A pisstake in this context would mean she wasn't trying all that hard to make them. It's a denotation of effort. A pisstake often means it's something hastily thrown together, not that the maker of the video thinks the end product sucked. Pretty sure she likes this shit, otherwise I can't comprehend why she keeps doing it
The ONLY silver lining here is that she has proven, without a doubt, that ANYONE can make cooking videos. Literally ANYONE.
Ah, Gusto was right
At least her food is cooked though. You ever seen cooking with Jack? His food is horrid and nasty!!
@@TheChrislewis1989 cooked? It’s raw 90% of the time.
@@calebdonaldson7044 that or burnt. No in between.
@@Anelle1386 we found each other again huh.
cursed sentence that should have never been uttered: “Your mayonnaise is about to boil over”
Mayonnaise for example has 89% the combustion energy of gasoline! ... The truth is that once ignited, there is no real difference in intensity between a gasoline fire, diesel fire and even a butter fire for that matter.
qitsyne that’s what the beef alphabet soup spelled
@Trantor The Troll How dare you, sir! How dare you.
First, we observed the king of mayo. Now we observe the queen of mayo.
*in another universe
"Your salad is going to burn!"
I'm no vegetarian but I think it's a crime that animals died to be turned into any of these recipes.
Valhalla _
I’m no vegan, but even the eggs were wasted to make that catastrophe unfold before our eyes.
Valhalla _ I know like the animals who die at least deserve to be in a good meal. I know if I was cannibalized Id at least want that Gordon Ramsey touch 😞
@Shaun Gauf eat a duck
I’m a vegetarian and I have been for a few years, and even I’m almost guaranteed that that is not how you should cook that EVER!
im a vegetarian because i dont like the taste of meat and so it makes this whole video 10 times more horrific to witness, i feel like i should be going to court to testify for the meat itself
Charlie: "Name a more iconic duo than Kay's Cooking and some dirty mincemeat."
Me: *"Jack and his **_'2 heaping tablespoons'_** of mayonnaise."*
True.
At least jack can cook a better meal then her
If cooking with Jack is how the world sees American food, Kay’s cooking is how the world sees British food
This puts a itch in my mouth only a shotgun can scratch
@kurt cobain excuse me?
@nihilistic_ jam don't encourage him!
@kurt cobain kurt blowbrain!
.
I swear I’ve seen you comment this on like atleast 3 videos
As a starving college student, whenever I get painfully hungry and have the uncontrollable desire to eat some food, I just throw on an episode of Kay’s Cooking and it completely kills any urge I have to eat.
Her first dish (mashed potato and chicken) looked normal enough to make me hungry tho
I'm an starving kid from Africa and I do the same
Watch out, 5-Minute Crafts have a new idea
lavender fields Soup costs money
ネプギアGO ikr
The only video I've seen where Charlie isn't wearing a white t-shirt.
I’ve never realized until you said that
Wait till you see the video where he was wearing a tank top
@@_kataliste_ ayo wha the f-
she's so sweet and wholesome, she even looks a bit like my mom, but my god this woman needs some classes on cooking.
One day when her son escapes he will taste real food, and cry
Stop 🤣
@Mike Mochi and having a Panic attack due to how “s w e e t” they are
Even when he tries food from 7-Eleven he'll think he's in heaven.
okey chad
how dare you insult chef Kay she is the GOAT of cooking
She seems like a sweet and happy woman but please someone buy her a recipe book.
she does follow some recipes, i use the term "follow" loosely
I mean at this point I'm almost sute she must've been trolling 😂
It won't help
Forget the recipe book. Hire a personal chef and get a 100-foot restraining order between her and the kitchen.
That wont help at all.. Its hopeless in this case lol.. Just how is this even possible..
Some people never learn how to cook and think they're just "took smart" to follow any recipes. This woman takes it to another level by "teaching" people how to cook. The fire alarm was the cherry on top.
this guys jokes had me laughing the entire time. and they just kept coming, one after another. quality content
The cooking looks like shit, but her enthusiasm is oddly wholesome.
@@nemo-x That'll be the greatest thing I have ever seen
Drugs are wonderful eh
True kamen rider lazar true
Unfortunately, she’s not wholesome. She is extremely racist, especially towards asians.
@@sammcneillmckinnell5003 proof? I've tried finding her pages but haven't had any luck
Watching her boiling ground beef took years off my life
If I saw my mother cooking that for dinner it would literally take all of the years off my life.
Well the UK isn't necessarily known for good food...
GhostTheAnimeBoy my guy, you couldn’t be more wrong.
@@jotarokujo3603 I've tried English food, they all were kinda bland and sad, so I dont know if I just went to the wrong place, but as an American, my experience wasn't all too great
GhostTheAnimeBoy just off the top of your head, name a famous chef for me.
As with anything it comes down to who makes it. Shepherds pie for example can be bland as fuck or amazing.
It’s just a mince pie with mashed potato for a “lid”, but mince, pasty and mash can all be simply warmed up, or properly seasoned and cooked.
You’re right though, the region isn’t commonly known for food. But it’s the basis of western culture with thousands of years of history. They definitely have a well established cuisine. It’s often written off as “normal food”
I'm sure every sure every British person who has tried to convince people that not all food in the UK is unseasoned boiled mystery meat, soggy vegetables cooked to the point of being unrecognizable mush, and suspicious gravy is really thrilled about the representation her channel is giving their food culture
"Special" meat
"Special" meat
“Oop just a little fungus” lives in my head rent free
We have to liberate her son. God damn he must be suffering.
Check out Pod Awful TV. He does episodes on both Kay and her son. He has all the juicy info on them both.
@@angiesrandomedits jesus fuck that channel is annoying, i'd take Kay over this "Pod Awful TV" asshole anyday.
@@xsct878
Well 'awful' is in his name so I guess it isnt false advertisement
you will never find him in this kitchen. he be chillin at chick fil a
@@xsct878 you dont have to like him but he is the guy who has all the insider info and Kay's secrets.
shes boiling meat and frying spaghetti, something tells me thats not how its supposed to be
Gut instinct telling you that this is illegal and that's another life span shortening with each bite out of that dish.
This comment just made me laugh so hard bro 😂
no no dont worry about it xD
you're just a disruptaphobe too scared of the industry breaking high tech world of food that is Kays Cooking
I don't know if you can fry spaghetti but you certainly can boil meat. In fact boiling meat is the second healthiest way to eat meat after steaming.
Your humor fucken does it man I’m sat here with a fucked up tail bone in tears from the pain getting up sitting down haven’t slept in a week and your able to make me laugh hard enough to cry in a good way thanks for sharing yourself with the rest of the world charlie your a real national treasure cheers bud 🍻
That was the first time I've seen a dog stop and think about what it just ate.
Apparently she’s unaware that salt is easily available and legal.
Britan is a much different place, salt isn't even in their vocabulary.
@@derpingtonfitshereld3693 "Britan". The American education system at work, everybody.
@@Morbid_ k bro, have fun with your boiled mayonnaise.
@@derpingtonfitshereld3693 Your country literally slaps its name onto processed plastic cheese.
@@Morbid_ you brush your teeth yet today buddy?
The meatballs look like the food they eat in resident evil biohazard
XD SO TRUE
Lmao this made me laugh out loud. Love Kay tho lol.
@@romansapp5219 yes
Yeah she’s the mom
They look like the fucking mould, I bet a monster will burst out any minute
"cmon kids were going to memaws house"
"is she cooking?"
"yeah why wouldnt she?"
"noooooooooo"
The way she looks at her son when he’s testing the “food” is the look a witch would give thinking “I wonder when the curse kicks in??”
hearing my name being associated with this woman has made me realize i’ll never be able to amount to anything as great as this
Oh kay
@@dylanchristman978 boi
@@dylanchristman978 Oh my, Dylan, my real name.
Uh- concerning
Haha
If she lived in the 1600s and someone walked in on her cooking, she would be convicted of witchcraft
Hahaha hahaha, I had lo laugh twice. Top comment.
The witches of that time will convict her of being a troll or a goblin.
not even a witch could come up with poison as effective as her cooking
ok
I'm pretty sure I saw a creature crawling out of the septic tank pot
That Sunday dinner is easily the best looking thing she’s ever made which is saying a lot because it looks dreadful.
Holy f*ckin sheet when Charlie says 'it's like an ancient spell from a witch's cauldron', the rumbling pot of brown forms its scum into a witch outline
She seems so cute and nice, but someone needs to stop her from cooking.
Punko Whisps You're not wrong; If you give your food to a dog and it stops eating, your food is abysmal.
Darrell Willis The dog hated it. You could see it in his eyes.
I think they died from their last meal she made, most likely got salmonella.
MrJackrussell12 can dogs get salmonella? They can eat animals which is raw meat
MrJackrussell12
She’s got a second channel
I wouldn’t be surprised if she accidentally made the Powerpuff girls
You mean THE MONSTER QUEEF GIRLS
Dj N2S lol
You mean the rowdy ruff boys?
The fourth powerpuff girl, BUNNY.
Except that she didn't even spice her cooking. So I doubt that.
The smash cut from her putting the meatballs into the oven to her shouting over the smoke alarm gets me every time
The dog turning away from the food LMAO.
the fact that not a single seasoning, herb, or flavor even attempted to lighten the sin that this is is an abomination in itself
just British things
British cooking in a nutshell lol
To be fair she added a tonne of gravy powder to her boiling meat sauce. Gravy is the British form of seasoning.
Epic!
what? Is egg coated over your meatballs not enough flavor for you?
I really wanna see Charlie’s recommended section
😂 me too
I want to see his History
i want to see what type of p0rn he watches
The Joker it’s Jesus* not Charlie. But Jesus mmmkay?
I think he uses an alternate account for these kinds of videos
I've been watching your chef videos and I've been crying for an hour straight
This woman has a youtube plaque now and its probably thanks to you Charlie. She looks like such a sweet lady, though she isn't Gordan Ramsey I still love her.
i like to put my mouse cursor over charlie's and pretend we're holding hands
@@Lach0h oh shut up dude, i know its a joke but is not even funny
bruno ramello let people have fun
@@hertzzgames no it was definitely funny
very funny joke, it was good joke.
@@hertzzgames for someone with a smiley face as a pfp, you aren't very happy
at this point she’s not even cooking, she’s just doing experiments
Bill nye doesn’t even understand these “recipes”
How many shit ball does it take to kill a fully grown dog
Concocting chemicals to see which ones the most lethal and her son is the test subject
@@samelliott7753 *O N E*
"somehow it gets worse and worse" literally kays cooking in a nutshell
Every body gangsta until kay's cooking looks back at you.
This looks like a kind of dish you'd find in resident evil
Yeah, that mincemeat boilimg looks like the stew from resident evil 7's guest house.
Or the house in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
DEADASS L0L
Ahahahaaaaaaaaaa aaaa! XD
She took cooking lessons from margerite
This is how Americans see British food and British people see American food.
Edit: can you guys stop arguing in the replies, please.
None of this is traditional British stuff or even in danger of being associated with British food. All she did was buy the British equivalent to what cooking with Jack makes
They didn’t say this WAS British food. I can assure you, this food isn’t American either. They were stating that this is how they SEE each other’s food, because it’s foreign to them.
@@oliviavanhook1183Correct.
@@MrPug-dt4sd you forget that america has black people. We dont do this shit and southern white people dont do this shit either
It's really neither
This made me laugh so hard I raptured my spleen.
Doctor said it still looks better than Key's cooking which I'm not sure was warning or promise of getting through it.
Thank you Charlie and Kay for making my day :D
5:25 Even Kay is not sure if her son will survive this judging by her look.
Bro your spleen flew to heaven!?
@@emptycart2551 to hell with Key's cooking.
came back to watch 2 years later, absolute classic
same
I’m becoming a whole lot more grateful for my mom’s cooking
9 year old me would have ate my vegetables if I had been watching Kay's cooking instead of minecraft lets plays
@@woopnull9103 I agree
@@woopnull9103 I agree
This is what 4 year old me thought vegetables where like
@@CostanTheOne me too
shes the type of person who would eat medium rare chicken
I genuinely read it as "she's the type of chicken who would eat medium rare person"
@@theonionsystem7779 No, no you fucking didn't
Casey Helmer
bruh chill lol
@Pistil I hate black people
@@caseyhelmer704 What the fuck is wrong with you asshole?
The dog wasn’t even feeling it lmaooo
I love your humor Charlie, plz always have that BEAUTIFUL personality 😊.
That was genuinely upsetting. Imagine dying, only to be BOILED by someone who cooks like they've only learned to cook through hearing it be done in the next building
dlaldlaldla nutsntnstn I thought the same thing it made me question and really consider every piece of meat I eat or cook.
It's like she learnt to cook from those shit buzzfeed lists with people making food with an iron or a electric kettle...
I bet she thinks airplane food is class.
so you have been thinking about suicide attempted and thought yourself dying before?
@@keisukesakamori what
@@keisukesakamori u wot
I lost my sh*t, when she started cooking the meat in pure water
@Tommy Bangacuci okay there’s some things you need to know.
This was not an easy way to make beef gravy.
Beef gravy is already easy AF to make.
You don’t boil beef in a big pot of water to make beef gravy. If anything, she made a really bland gravy due to the extreme amount of water in it.
@@ryujinjakka4518 yeah. If she wanted to keep a similar way of cooking that, she could’ve used stock it would’ve tasted better. But definitely ways to improve the recipe
@Tommy Bangacuci ohhh is that how you actually make gravy homemade? Wow thank you that's very helpful
that water wasn't pure
I too boil my meat regularly, it gives it that lovely *water flavor*
Yes 10 minutes is nowhere near enough, esp with Kay as she never heats her oven up so it goes in a cold oven which takes about 10 minutes to come to temp. She does the same with the oven top rings, puts a cold pan with whatever she is cooking onto a cold ring that has just been switched on and then complains that it is "doing nothing".
I’m so thankful I get to go back and watch this video again. Makes me laugh without a miss. 😭😭😂
I feel uncomfortable seeing Charlie in a shirt that isn't white
Id argue it's on par with this cooking
He said he was just doing a short stream before he went out for happy hour, like that's any excuse to wear a different colored shirt.
I feel uncomfortable seeing him in daylight
Jenny Zhao Keep this comment at 666 likes.
I won't like , as it will break the 666, but I like in spirit
I'm starting to think she's doing all of this just to get her son to move out.
Bruh
Even her son wasn't the best thing that came out of her oven.
Now your gettin it.
I think shes trying 2 to be like that other channel where he doesnt actually cook but just destroys his kitchen lol. No one cooks this bad on purpose!!!
*dog
7:31 that wooden spoon just spawned in. What kind of dark magic Kay is doing by summoning the wooden spoons from hell.
We need Gordon Ramsey to arrest this women himself
She paid him off with counterfeit lamb sauce comprised of piss and mayonnaise
IT FOKIN RAW
Gordon Ramsay is a god I pray to him every night
@@eunoiaa4953 I shall commit blasphemy by saying the gamer word.
No seasoning
Kay really out here recreating the primordial soup
Will Bryan Gonzalez oh my god you have no idea how hard this made me laugh
Holy shit this needs way more likes
More like primordial ooze XD
She is about to provide the first example of abiogenesis
Its actually witchcraft
I just love how the description for most of Kay's videos is just "cooking"
Thank god I grew up in a household where my mom and dad were actual chefs… at times I thought the food was horrible. But watching this tells me how much of an ungrateful kid I am
How to remove salmonella from meat in 3 steps:
1. Feed salmonella meat to son.
2. Son dies.
3. Eat son.
Mandingo 69 likes
Sounds line suicide with extra steps
@@elmokelmu Aka. cooking with Kay.
The son developed immunity or has become one with bio hazards
4. Escape from the FBI
Everything she makes looks like it belongs in the Resident Evil 7 kitchen.
Even Momma Baker wouldn't eat that!
I'd eat anything in that kitchen before I go near Kay's cooking
Kasi Kai i dont know about you but i think a good amount of people played RE7
That table of food was the first thing that came to my mind while watching this video. And ngl after some thought that shit is more appetising than whatever the fuck Kay is cooking
FAAAAACCCCCTTTTTSSSSS
I continue watching these food reactions to build up an appetite 😋
The way her son sees that last dish and almost walks away but she forces him into a taste test.
I don’t understand how she never learns that minced meat can be like, squished and actually molded into shapes
for that you need more than minced meat but i dont think she know the power of bread crumbs and the fact that she doesn't lets dough fermented before doing her pizza and bagels
@@aoki6332 she hasn't gotten enough DNA points to unlock that skill yet
You need panko for that. Eggs too but I think she hasn't realized the eggs dont do shit unless you mix it in along with the bread crumbs
@@BigWinsAllDay yea pretty much seems the same to me so I've thought about using it before but since we already have store bought breadcrumbs I just use them to avoid the hassle
@@aoki6332 nah you dont need that stuff... you could just squish it together with seasoning and it still works.
I'm an atheist because if god was real the words "boiling mayonnaise" wouldn't have been uttered at any point in human history
I was an atheist before this and that disbelieve of a deity was amplified by 237% from this comment. Its so true
God doesn't make the world this way. We do.
@@IIIVI God can't male the world if he doesn't exist so yes you are correct but in the wrong way
@@marki_parki9224 in this moment I am euphoric
God is the creator of everything, but in the true essence of the universe, we have to control our true destiny, because if you don’t have full control of your spirit, you will never be able to achieve true harmony with the spirit of the universe.
I was feeling really constipated this morning so I pulled up this video. Thanks Charlie.
7:20 charlie’s eagerness for mayonnaise would come back to haunt him in the form of Cooking with Jack
This is what creating a homunculus looks like.
Sir you win the internet today!
FMAB reference...😆😆
hahaha :'D
Exactly what I thought.
so you’re telling me she cooked the mince meat without spices? WITH ONLY WATER?
I know WHITE?
I cant lol
Cooking meat with water is a travesty to begin with.
@@wolf-yq6fs just say that you hate white people bro
She used gravy granules too. Bit grim.
Kay's cooking will make anyone feel like a professional chef that we all have in our inner selves 😂😆
The "someone's pissing in Kay's kitchen toilet" comment killed me! 🤣
How to make Meatballs.
Step 1: Tear off a chunk of meat.
Step 2: Dunk In Egg.
Step 3: Put In Oven For 10 Minutes.
You would think you'd make a BALL out of the MEAT first. But that's just a rookie mistake.
Step 4: Contract salmonella
Hey, at least it’s better than using 9 pieces of ice and a morsel.
**inhales** they look great
adorably smug little bastard *exhales* No.
The food looks like something out of resident evil
The funny thing is I can imagine EXACTLY what you're talking about
The family from Res 7 didn’t even make this many mistakes lmfao
Yeah, that wiggling bag in RE4 that you find in a dumpster.
Copied.
THE BAKERS kek
Kay still has the least threatening and "you're trapped in a serial killer/pothead's house for dinner" energy of anyone who cooks that Charlie has covered, same with Cooking with Jack. Food might be abominable but at least the people making it aren't as scary, they're just blissfully unaware, or in some cases like the old man who made the watermelon eating tutorial, absolutely making it as a shitpost.
Oof, that aged badly, considering Featureman (watermelon guy) actually WAS a convicted rapist.
I'm 100 percent convinced that this is the same kind of food that the Baker Family eats from Resident Evil 7.
This looks worse than the food they were serving in Resident Evil 7
Perhaps Resident Evil was the inspiration for her cooking 😂
Hahahaha I love that game.
Hypaspistai or the other way around lol
Came to the comments because I knew someone would say this.
Oh god how did I not notice XD can't wait for the video where her son admits that her food is bad and she gets pissed and dissolves into bugs
8:35 Dude took one look at that and immediately tried to peace out, but stayed to support his mom. This man deserves an award for his service... or at least a plaque.
Bro 😂😂😂😂💀
Mayonic Plague
This man need free health insurance
misread plaque as plague and was like: I thought he already had it?
Soviet Kappa Correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t England have free healthcare?
No words can describe this chef's *STRANGE* cooking... nice
your litterally described this chef's cooking in the title
This is like when a kid mixes random shit and microwaves it then says they're a chef
But somehow even worse...
@@lhaviland8602 because it's a grown ass woman with children. God I can't imagine what they went through.
Rusty Shackleford Yeah, she’s so irritatingly stupid it sort of hurts.
Made my mother a chocolate cake out of nothing but candy bars in a non-microwave safe plastic bowl. She wasn’t happy about the microwave full of melted plastic.
@@mcernieschumacher1296 Gotta use a microwave safe bowl to melt your candy bars for your chocolate cake.
Seeing those "meatballs" honestly made me feel physically sick
Same but mentally sick too
Everything she created makes me wanna vomit
I don’t understand how it’s possible to prepare them that poorly
You’re telling me you don’t eat this everyday
🤢🤢
The moaning from her putting mayonnaise on it, and him calling her a dirty girl almost made me pass out
I though that I loved just about all food, but this channel proved me wrong
To some, Food is a collection of bad things learned.
Jesus those “meatballs” looked like brains
Except properly cooked brains are actually edible and tasty.
Shit, i've made better tasting and looking food than that. I put pork in a sandwich bag, add some garlic, salt, pepper, and some worcestershire sauce and let it sit in the fridge for a bit. I put it in the pan and make some rice while I'm cookin the pork. It's pretty good. And if you want some veggies, steam some broccoli or cook some asparagus and you'll be set
@@Chadronius She could get cheap pre-cut frozen vegetables, actually roll the god damn meat in a god damn ball and fry em and it wouldn't be half terrible.
@@TheBokkelul oh, yeah. I was physically uncomfortable looking at her cooking stuff. I'm no chef, but I know how to season some meat and cook it, not just add half a bottle of mayo and mix it into chicken.
I'm hispanic, and we boil chicken sometimes, but we literally add spices, sauces, and veggies with a bit of water to make it a fuckin delicious broth. What she did was a travesty.
Also, I always look up recepies on how to cook so I can impress my parents or my girlfriend when I cook for 'em
I like to think of them as meat clumps instead of meatballs
The mayonaise part 😳
Lmao I was waiting for his girlfriend to be like "wtf are you doing???"
Mayonnaise is god, don't you know?
😳😳
*Cooking with Jack flashbacks*
😳
This makes me feel like the greatest chef of all time
The things she makes could pass as some of the enemies in the resident evil series.
Why is no one talking about the fact that he doesn't have a white shirt
the first thing i noticed
yeah man
Jesus gets a day off too
It's really fucking bothering me now that you pointed it out
She doesn’t need one, the mayo she’s using will prolly go all over hers