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  • Just follow these simple steps, and you too can be a true Canadian, eh?
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  • @CBCComedy
    @CBCComedy  Před 7 lety +1077

    HAPPY 150: We made a SEQUEL: "How to be a Canadian: 2 Canadian 2 Courteous " czcams.com/video/xmElUBfimtI/video.html

  • @Taiwan-Uyghur-Tibet-Freedom
    @Taiwan-Uyghur-Tibet-Freedom Před 5 lety +2959

    You didn't mention that Canadian money is waterproof

    • @alexislenoree
      @alexislenoree Před 5 lety +70

      omg im shook. I HAD NO CLUE FOR REAL

    • @discodonkey4945
      @discodonkey4945 Před 5 lety +102

      Literally I’m Canadian and still learn new stuff about Canada every day

    • @milomcknight8011
      @milomcknight8011 Před 5 lety +20

      IT IS???

    • @2low931
      @2low931 Před 5 lety +120

      $50 bills also smell like maple syrup. Like no joke.

    • @sterben1603
      @sterben1603 Před 5 lety +32

      (also tear proof)

  • @redbrixanimations
    @redbrixanimations Před 5 lety +4287

    I’m Canadian. And I don’t always apologize.
    Sorry about that

    • @vashikumar3681
      @vashikumar3681 Před 5 lety +10

      Red Brix Animations 😂😂😂

    • @RyanliveReviews
      @RyanliveReviews Před 5 lety +53

      hey man, SORRY to bother you but I'm also Canadian and its the best place ever! SORRY everybody but its true! I'm going to subscribe to your channel btw! SORRY

    • @wedgiehurricane
      @wedgiehurricane Před 5 lety +15

      Same here. Wait. This will piss you off. *eh?*

    • @napoleonicinfanterie6377
      @napoleonicinfanterie6377 Před 5 lety +6

      @@wedgiehurricane sorry to bother you but watch your language you bluenoser, sorry

    • @russkicanadian6284
      @russkicanadian6284 Před 5 lety

      *HMM*

  • @playername3134
    @playername3134 Před 2 lety +224

    As a Canadian I can confirm that the cold gravy on the poutine is a federal offence

    • @RayRay-yt5pe
      @RayRay-yt5pe Před rokem

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kaitlynm7841
      @kaitlynm7841 Před rokem

      100%

    • @badaimerlolz
      @badaimerlolz Před rokem +1

      You should get a 1k fine for that

    • @JHW44
      @JHW44 Před rokem +2

      Disgusting right?!

    • @gerogegerog5926
      @gerogegerog5926 Před rokem

      Yeah that’s the cold weather for ya ither that or the makers are from one of those big corporations

  • @SonOfSeventh
    @SonOfSeventh Před 3 lety +304

    Toronto Sports Fans: "there is always next year."
    That line is the most accurate thing in this video.

    • @grandmaster_t676
      @grandmaster_t676 Před 3 lety +7

      In 2019 we didn't have to say that.

    • @dankflank5419
      @dankflank5419 Před 2 lety +3

      @@grandmaster_t676 the other two did

    • @sunium5814
      @sunium5814 Před 2 lety +1

      this hurts

    • @robbpowell194
      @robbpowell194 Před 2 lety

      @@grandmaster_t676 Totally right. That's why 4M people showed up for the parade. They know a unicorn when they see it.

    • @rnalonto
      @rnalonto Před rokem

      2017 Toronto FC says "hello"...

  • @alexwilson4793
    @alexwilson4793 Před 6 lety +2823

    I feel like 95% of the people watching this are Canadian

    • @mr._magicman
      @mr._magicman Před 5 lety +97

      I feel like half the things in this video didn't relate to me even though i am canadian

    • @trixflyn
      @trixflyn Před 5 lety +20

      Alex Wilson I mean My Dad is fully canadian but im only half so does that count 😂

    • @emilybueckert108
      @emilybueckert108 Před 5 lety +12

      That’s definitely true. (I am Canadian)

    • @tanisarcand8258
      @tanisarcand8258 Před 5 lety +20

      I'm CANADIAN 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @hannahrobichaud5920
      @hannahrobichaud5920 Před 5 lety +7

      Yep and a lot of it is over the top😀

  • @dontask3497
    @dontask3497 Před 7 lety +1840

    I feel like you didn't mention how much we say "sorry" enough. That stereotype is 100% true. I've had friends complain that I say "sorry" too much. I apologized for it.

  • @stormoftheyear9913
    @stormoftheyear9913 Před 4 lety +796

    I’m Canadian and I can say that the sleep country thing is true

    • @victoriatremblay2589
      @victoriatremblay2589 Před 4 lety +38

      I'm not gonna lie I sang it and dinged at the end lol

    • @KyleRuggles
      @KyleRuggles Před 3 lety +10

      I smiled big time once I saw Body Break! I'd love to see some Participaction there. :P

    • @crunchwrapsupreme9372
      @crunchwrapsupreme9372 Před 3 lety +18

      It’s tradition to sing it

    • @GrowYourGlow
      @GrowYourGlow Před 3 lety +5

      It should be the new anthem

    • @IDontGotThis
      @IDontGotThis Před 3 lety +9

      I've never even had tv growing up, and I still knew this add... From WORD OF MOUTH

  • @piknick111
    @piknick111 Před 3 lety +30

    I worked with some canadian pilots during fire season in California a few years ago, made them poutine (had to learn) and they were blown away that I knew they liked that stuff. We taught them a gambling game and they took all our money. That is straight up international cooperation if there was any.

  • @skiout199
    @skiout199 Před 8 lety +3606

    I lost it at the House Hippo commercial, I spent my entire childhood trying to find a house hippo haha

  • @canadianorange9676
    @canadianorange9676 Před 5 lety +1804

    You forgot two things.
    1. Every Canadian is immune to cold weather
    2. We have maple syrup flowing through us

    • @sadmanh0
      @sadmanh0 Před 5 lety +25

      visitor here, actually dealt with the cold better than a lot of Canadians 😅

    • @maurice3583
      @maurice3583 Před 4 lety +32

      First we are not immune to cold weather but the mapple syrup ....your right

    • @andromedagalaxy6060
      @andromedagalaxy6060 Před 4 lety +9

      As a Canadian, saying maple syrup is my blood offends me. BLOOD IS BLOOD YOU DING DONG. IT'S THE SAME WITH CANADIANS!

    • @andromedagalaxy6060
      @andromedagalaxy6060 Před 4 lety +18

      Yes, I know it's a joke. sorry.

    • @canadianorange9676
      @canadianorange9676 Před 4 lety +15

      @@maurice3583 I dunno man, I have never seen another cold Canadian.

  • @greyx4409
    @greyx4409 Před 4 lety +56

    That "body break" commercial jingle made me short circuit for a full second and a half. I think my memory just rebooted from nostalgia.

  • @pierre-carllabrecque328
    @pierre-carllabrecque328 Před 3 lety +73

    this is the most canadian thing I seen in 21 years

  • @rocks.and.soup.
    @rocks.and.soup. Před 5 lety +1672

    My
    *Pootin*
    All real Canadians get mildly upset

  • @alison5962
    @alison5962 Před 5 lety +937

    The money at the hospital was Canadian tire money😂

  • @nixghttps
    @nixghttps Před 4 lety +106

    I'm not Canadian, and I barely understand English, but I laughed at the video, I LOVE Canada ♥️

  • @quacknosis1863
    @quacknosis1863 Před 3 lety +130

    Me, an American watching this and planning on moving to Canada when I'm 18: *"Interesting"*

    • @sen6728
      @sen6728 Před 3 lety +37

      Pick your province,
      Ontario: so much debt
      Quebec: Non Anglais, je parle francais.
      Alberta: i hate everyone else
      Manitoba: winterpeg
      BC: pretty much the pacific but with a lot more insects
      Saskatchewan: farmland
      PEI: beaches
      NS: irish accents
      NFL & Labrador: viking settlers
      Choose your Territory:
      Nunavut: formely had nun of ut, as in covid, but cold.
      NW Territory: cold
      Yukon: the gold rush, and cold.

    • @gregt722
      @gregt722 Před 3 lety +13

      And remember, no matter what province, city or town you live in, they will ALL have a Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, The Brick & Dollarama close by. So no matter where you go, it’ll always feel like Home... ya know, eh! Welcome to Canada, grab a double double, and settle in!

    • @KotaTheGreatest
      @KotaTheGreatest Před 3 lety +12

      @@sen6728 as an albertan I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

    • @sen6728
      @sen6728 Před 3 lety +2

      @@KotaTheGreatest watch "Ontario Sucks" by the 3 dead trolls in a baggie

    • @ActualChrist
      @ActualChrist Před 3 lety +6

      @@sen6728 as an albertan I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
      (yes i copied and pasted this but it's so true)

  • @bojanstojan8268
    @bojanstojan8268 Před 5 lety +948

    Toronto: there's always a next year
    2019: 🏆

    • @SalTheSlime.
      @SalTheSlime. Před 4 lety +17

      Tito Broz WE THE NORTH!!

    • @bojanstojan8268
      @bojanstojan8268 Před 4 lety +7

      @@SalTheSlime. WE THE CHAMPIONS

    • @88v98
      @88v98 Před 4 lety +8

      W e t h e n o r t h
      Btw I’m pissed that Leonard and Green Left

    • @bananafriend1697
      @bananafriend1697 Před 4 lety +1

      Tito Broz let’s freakin gooooo

    • @vorkuzz3804
      @vorkuzz3804 Před 4 lety +1

      im canadian but SCREW ALL THE TORONTO TEAMS

  • @onthisday9190
    @onthisday9190 Před 4 lety +1183

    Canadians say “sorry” so much that a law was passed in 2009 declaring that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.

    • @kabubbles-6711
      @kabubbles-6711 Před 4 lety +20

      Anton Kas you’ve never met a Canadian have you?

    • @abesaint9288
      @abesaint9288 Před 4 lety +13

      It’s true, if we see people saying shit like this we say “go fuck yourself”

    • @zipzap4706
      @zipzap4706 Před 4 lety +15

      This is true 100%.

    • @U5yh
      @U5yh Před 4 lety +11

      Anton Kas is a absolute dumbass.
      (I’m a Canadian)

    • @christineatkinson3640
      @christineatkinson3640 Před 4 lety +2

      *LOL!*

  • @senioradahug
    @senioradahug Před 4 lety +53

    I swear half of canadians call poutine pou-teen, and the other half calls it pou-tin which is correct depends on which province you're in.

    • @aspiredperception621
      @aspiredperception621 Před 2 lety +3

      The trick is that you need to pronounce it French

    • @sitdownbehumble8675
      @sitdownbehumble8675 Před 2 lety +5

      @@aspiredperception621 Yes exactly. In French it's pronounced "pou-TSIN", with an "s" in there.
      Cringiest thing ever is I've been corrected in person by an English-only speaker. I had said pou-tsin, and she responds "You mean _pou-tin_?" It almost made me laugh, it was so weird being "corrected" on a word from my own native language.

  • @kaygataki6163
    @kaygataki6163 Před 3 lety +10

    “We are going to...file a formal complaint”. I’m dead 💀😹

  • @baloneycarrot1602
    @baloneycarrot1602 Před 4 lety +1452

    Every Canadian cringes when they say "Pootin" instead of poutine

  • @MrPenguinFingers
    @MrPenguinFingers Před 4 lety +890

    Can we talk about how he’s paying the hospital in Canadian Tire money?

    • @jnf519
      @jnf519 Před 4 lety +18

      What?? it's not legal tender?

    • @Boiokgogi
      @Boiokgogi Před 4 lety +35

      can we talk about how he had to pay the hospital at all ? never had to pay for anything lol

    • @alinakp6224
      @alinakp6224 Před 4 lety +6

      Not really, it's just for Canadian Tire.

    • @alinakp6224
      @alinakp6224 Před 4 lety +6

      I didn't even notice!!!!!

    • @somaahamadamin2432
      @somaahamadamin2432 Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao I didn’t even notice

  • @Jamie-zi2nf
    @Jamie-zi2nf Před 4 lety +28

    As a Canadian, I laughed at the house hippo and Don Cherry commercials. You guys did great including most of our stereotypes, however you forgot the "sorry" stereotype! Also, poutine is mostly pronounced "poutin" in Quebec or by French-Canadian families. For my final point, we really don't actually say "hozers" and "blue-noser," at least in Ontario. Toronto was on point, West Coast is the same as the GTA and Niagara Region, and the lbs to kg DEAD ON

  • @tikity-boo6225
    @tikity-boo6225 Před 4 lety +19

    "Stabbing yourself with a poppy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @bhaveerathod2373
    @bhaveerathod2373 Před 5 lety +559

    *_sleep country, CaNaDaAaaaA_*
    _never gets old_
    *DING*

  • @zacharybedair4280
    @zacharybedair4280 Před 5 lety +666

    Americans will never understand how good all dressed chips are

  • @jannak9024
    @jannak9024 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Shared 7-1-2023 by Canadian Author Louse Penny, on the occasion of Canada Day which is also her birthday! She is a beloved storyteller, devoted to sending love letters to Canada in her mystery novels. Her fans submit that her photo deserves to be on your celebrity collage (as if The order of Canada and scores of book awards weren't enough) because you need a few women up there! From a fan in The States whose mom's side of the family was from Alberta!🤩🤩🤩 Happy Canada Day!

  • @theyoungbarista6715
    @theyoungbarista6715 Před 3 lety +11

    Me and my family lived in Canada for a couple years while I was in kindergarten. And I have to say, the Canadians make some entertaining kids shows.

  • @bridgetneal1
    @bridgetneal1 Před 4 lety +660

    Video: my pootin
    Canadians: * gets mildly upset *

    • @jesseniabourne8460
      @jesseniabourne8460 Před 4 lety +17

      Crazycraftbren I am mildly upset that is exactly what I’m feeling eh.

    • @user-ll2bb8kb8x
      @user-ll2bb8kb8x Před 4 lety +9

      Crazycraftbren I thought that the English pronounced it Putin and «les quebequois » said It like poutine

    • @jesseniabourne8460
      @jesseniabourne8460 Před 4 lety +6

      CZcams _ Office_ no that’s not how it works.

    • @user-ll2bb8kb8x
      @user-ll2bb8kb8x Před 4 lety

      Jessenia Bourne I know but I USED to think that

    • @Rain-hg1mj
      @Rain-hg1mj Před 4 lety +8

      (normal upset Canadian): why?
      (me) crouching in the corner silently questioning if what I was taught was wrong; and if I'm truly a Canadian if I pronounced poutine wrong...
      Otherwise known as an example of overthinking.

  • @Iris-xi6os
    @Iris-xi6os Před 5 lety +686

    Did they say.. Poo-TIN and not Pou-tINE?
    **triggers**

    • @mahishamahiakter5066
      @mahishamahiakter5066 Před 5 lety +13

      the lil kid towards the end said it correctly tho

    • @toooldforcitylife
      @toooldforcitylife Před 5 lety +15

      It's poo-tsin if we're getting technical. Not poo-tin or poo-tine.

    • @randy2reall
      @randy2reall Před 5 lety +5

      It’s poutsinnnne best in Quebec

    • @daphnechristensengreenlee4593
      @daphnechristensengreenlee4593 Před 5 lety +10

      In the east they say Poo-tin and in the west we say poo-teen. Lived in BC all my life....only just found out they say poo-tin over there. Lol. In my defence....we are a loooooooong way from the francophones.

    • @xtoxicurex
      @xtoxicurex Před 5 lety +2

      I live in Quebec, but border New Brunswick. I’ve heard it said every which way, but absolutely loathe when it’s pronounced pou-teen. 😑

  • @kyliepowell
    @kyliepowell Před 4 lety +19

    *Ok but did anybody else sing when the Sleep Country ad came on?* I think at this point it’s physically impossible not to.

  • @MugDoe1201
    @MugDoe1201 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Since I moved away, I have always maintained everything about me as a Canadian. I'm so proud. I miss hearing words that are just ours lol. Going to Dunkin will never be as fun as "how about some Timmies eh?" Thank you, Go leafs!!!!!

  • @amadeusmozart5867
    @amadeusmozart5867 Před 7 lety +690

    "I swear on the ghost of John A. Macdonald that we are going to find who did this to you and when we do, we are going to file..a formal complaint." 😂😂😂 I'm so proud to be Canadian.

    • @amadeusmozart5867
      @amadeusmozart5867 Před 7 lety +12

      L+B Productions
      I'm so patriotic that I wave Canada's flag while drinking coffee from a timmies Canada cup. 😂😂😂

    • @ahmadoumari4853
      @ahmadoumari4853 Před 6 lety +1

      Amadeus Mozart lol same

    • @asdfasdgsda999
      @asdfasdgsda999 Před 6 lety

      If you file a formal complaint in the USA nothing happens except you get that person mad at you. The government in USA is broken. In fact if you file a formal complaint as an employee you will probably get promptly fired.

    • @brandonpurpleproductions8183
      @brandonpurpleproductions8183 Před 6 lety

      Amadeus Mozart me to proud to be candian and hlaf italian

    • @nyssaleseelleur1287
      @nyssaleseelleur1287 Před 6 lety +2

      The answer to who messed up the poutine is literally everyone east and west of Quebec, with the exception of Ottawa

  • @teymour6918
    @teymour6918 Před 5 lety +810

    I feel bad for the Americans who won't understand 90% of these inside jokes 😂

    • @stfugoofkys1219
      @stfugoofkys1219 Před 5 lety +2

      Lol

    • @brando2944
      @brando2944 Před 5 lety +22

      Teymour Amirov i feel bad for americans who dont know what poutine is

    • @corrupt4367
      @corrupt4367 Před 5 lety +10

      I’m American, and I know none of these jokes LOL

    • @Asteroid_Jam
      @Asteroid_Jam Před 5 lety +13

      Jokes on you I am America 🇺🇸 but know these jokes. (Ps it is because I am so close to Canada 🇨🇦 )

    • @teymour6918
      @teymour6918 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Asteroid_Jam oh you are America ok 😂

  • @fawnnyoon8659
    @fawnnyoon8659 Před 4 lety +7

    I sang along with the sleep country commercial and said "ding"😂 I diedd omgg

  • @GhostOfPride
    @GhostOfPride Před 4 lety +17

    You forgot
    Saying sorry to inanimate objects when you bump into it

  • @itsowlet
    @itsowlet Před 5 lety +430

    *Says POUTIN instead of POUTINE*
    I shall' right a formal complaint!

    • @user-le9ej2nh5i
      @user-le9ej2nh5i Před 4 lety +20

      It’s the actual way of saying it guys, we French Canadians invented it

    • @Babababaks
      @Babababaks Před 4 lety +14

      Putin?

    • @brpitrepeters7983
      @brpitrepeters7983 Před 4 lety +6

      Quebec should be proud to have invented Poutin and the MONTREAL CANADIANS and Labatt Blue.
      Go Habs And gimme a Blue
      God Bless Quebec
      Oh and beautiful well dressed Ladys

    • @liricasugartea9945
      @liricasugartea9945 Před 4 lety +1

      Poutin MY FUCKING NICKNAME

    • @Im_literally_Manic_Mike
      @Im_literally_Manic_Mike Před 4 lety +2

      Mhhh dla criss de Poutine caliss

  • @merric193
    @merric193 Před 5 lety +653

    This is honestly the most stereotypical thing I've ever seen about my country but its hilarious ,Canada rules

    • @nathanielcrawford8619
      @nathanielcrawford8619 Před 5 lety

      Meritsu Uchiha I know right

    • @nicolejeong1823
      @nicolejeong1823 Před 5 lety +1

      That second part is debatable lmao

    • @evandugas7888
      @evandugas7888 Před 5 lety +6

      other countries stereotypes suck. ours are pretty good. We are way to polite, we love maple syrup and hockey... It's kinda all true just not to this degree

    • @logandesousa7352
      @logandesousa7352 Před 5 lety

      @@nicolejeong1823 its not FU watch candians vs americans on infographic the people version

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 Před 5 lety

      Wish we had your Prime Minister,he's cool

  • @capnsalt7102
    @capnsalt7102 Před 3 lety +23

    As a French Canadian, that impression was spot on

    • @truenorthgames
      @truenorthgames Před 2 lety

      Hahahaha does this ring a bell Step 9 waste western money British Canada is better 🤣

  • @richeneflowease3622
    @richeneflowease3622 Před rokem +4

    i love this kind of comedy and to be honest most canadian sketch comedy is gold because its self depreciating and intelligently done with a good spirit behind it..definetly proud of canada for its comedy ...in fact its what i say this country should really get behind to become a country that everyone knows that we are all about comedy here..so that it gets into the public education etc to teach and be funny!

  • @mariyamidroos7018
    @mariyamidroos7018 Před 5 lety +699

    I bet most of my other Canadians also watched this to see if it was accurate too😂😂😊😂😊

  • @justnick1566
    @justnick1566 Před 4 lety +666

    Did any Canadians here ever sing “Sleep Country Canada, why buy a mattress -when you have a couch” *ding*?

  • @canadian_tabarnak
    @canadian_tabarnak Před 2 lety +9

    This is the most stereotypical thing ive ever seen and im Canadian, however, i can say wholeheartedly that this is pretty accurate and hilarious

  • @monicamason3414
    @monicamason3414 Před 2 lety +8

    I wish house hippos were real. I'd love one as a pet.

  • @izzystrickland9524
    @izzystrickland9524 Před 5 lety +774

    You know what sucks more, when restaurants put shredded cheese on poutine instead of cheese curds. 😫

  • @laurenalessia18
    @laurenalessia18 Před 7 lety +134

    THE HOUSE HIPPO COMMERCIALS! MY CHILDHOOD!! 😂

  • @Mosannugget
    @Mosannugget Před 2 lety +3

    The poutine part had me in tears. How dare they not melt the curds of cheese with gravy. Blasphemy!

  • @theodoreschlimme8696
    @theodoreschlimme8696 Před 3 lety +9

    Don't forget Saint Bob and Saint Doug Mckenzie.

  • @robbob5258
    @robbob5258 Před 5 lety +521

    Poutin?
    *TRIGGERED!*
    And they say it so many times!

    • @danielnorum2483
      @danielnorum2483 Před 5 lety +6

      Same

    • @squammy3536
      @squammy3536 Před 5 lety +43

      in quebec they say poutin, in ontario they say poutine. When you think about it, poutin is the right version because quebec made poutine.

    • @Owendunca
      @Owendunca Před 5 lety +7

      That's how it's pronounce

    • @amber.whispers
      @amber.whispers Před 5 lety +2

      Rob Bob same!

    • @jacksonwinters2547
      @jacksonwinters2547 Před 5 lety +1

      honest to god look at the top i said that too eh

  • @bellsack8113
    @bellsack8113 Před 5 lety +222

    No Canadian doesn’t know the sleep country Canada tune

    • @evansigloo1058
      @evansigloo1058 Před 5 lety +21

      Sometimes I forget that just randomly sainging "sleep country Canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else/when you have a couch DING" isn't normal in the rest of the world

    • @amrozstoesz
      @amrozstoesz Před 5 lety +4

      If they dont they dont belong here

    • @magnumbeefus
      @magnumbeefus Před 5 lety +5

      True that

    • @gordo8274
      @gordo8274 Před 5 lety +2

      Evan's Igloo who doesnt now the sleep country slogan by the way your supposed to say why buy a mattress when you have a couch. Bud what kind of canadian are u eh bud

    • @absolutetrash5244
      @absolutetrash5244 Před 5 lety +2

      SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA WHY BUY A MATRESS ANYWHERE ELSE

  • @mathewhunter7826
    @mathewhunter7826 Před 2 lety +1

    The Canadian TV was both hilarious and gave me that wonderful nostalgic feeling. Great vid!

  • @georgiannacook8874
    @georgiannacook8874 Před 11 měsíci +2

    As an American and one who does not understand some of the words, this was funny . Always enjoyed my time in Canada. Pray the fires will get some rain. We are in smoke now but feel for those who are experiencing the worst effects. In NJ near the Delaware Water Gap.

  • @ArtOfMichelleP
    @ArtOfMichelleP Před 7 lety +139

    Hahaha! Whenever the Sleep Country song comes on, I always start singing it without even thinking about it. Spot on!

    • @ArtOfMichelleP
      @ArtOfMichelleP Před 7 lety +13

      And I stabbed myself the other day with a poppy.

    • @MrPaulHK
      @MrPaulHK Před 7 lety +3

      Michelle Papadopoulos "Ding!" :)

    • @Nathan_Yolo_Man
      @Nathan_Yolo_Man Před 7 lety +1

      Michelle Papadopoulos SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA...WHY BUY YOUR MATRESS ANYWHERE ELSE?... DING!

    • @canadianbacon3174
      @canadianbacon3174 Před 7 lety

      Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

    • @reesespieces8125
      @reesespieces8125 Před 6 lety

      Michelle Papadopoulos ikr

  • @captainbro9998
    @captainbro9998 Před 5 lety +213

    I’ve never felt so proud of my country.

  • @ophiecat
    @ophiecat Před 3 lety +4

    I died when they said “chesterfield”. Hahaha. My parents said that all the time.

  • @White_Ivy_
    @White_Ivy_ Před 4 lety +3

    That sleep country one was WAYYY too accurate

  • @dishsoapie
    @dishsoapie Před 6 lety +285

    SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA
    WHY BUY A MATTRESS ANYWHERE ELSE
    DING

    • @gwen8686
      @gwen8686 Před 5 lety +10

      Dian LiLi I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT SAID “DING” AT THE END
      IM NOT ALONE

    • @Dat_Feathered_Boi
      @Dat_Feathered_Boi Před 5 lety +1

      Sleep country canada
      Why buy a mattress
      Blow up your house
      Ding

    • @keirahagan4448
      @keirahagan4448 Před 5 lety

      Dian LiLi YESSSS

    • @theemargot1775
      @theemargot1775 Před 5 lety

      YASSSSSS

    • @itsjustkk2993
      @itsjustkk2993 Před 5 lety +3

      Sleep country canada
      Why buy a mattress when you have a couch

  • @hopeassen7735
    @hopeassen7735 Před 6 lety +241

    And this is why we put eraser tips on the back of poppies kids...

    • @arthurjarrett1604
      @arthurjarrett1604 Před 5 lety +4

      Honestly really don't want to be a buzzkill here!
      We have poppies for remembrance day here in the UK but are supplied with a pin so the whole poppy, including the stem, is visible. This must be a purely Canadian thing as I've never seen or heard of anyone having that problem and practically everybody here wears a poppy for a couple of weeks.
      Eraser tips on a poppy?

    • @user-ys6fn7ux5o
      @user-ys6fn7ux5o Před 5 lety +4

      Yes I remember this in elementary!
      I bought I reusable one from amazon after though

    • @user-ys6fn7ux5o
      @user-ys6fn7ux5o Před 5 lety +1

      Arthur Jarrett yeah we did this so it wouldn’t poke us it made sure the pointy edge was covered

    • @berrytania7401
      @berrytania7401 Před 5 lety +1

      I never did that, a few people in my class did. I just tucked it in, worked fine.

    • @piercehollington730
      @piercehollington730 Před 5 lety +3

      Pop that bad boy back through the shirt again and put it through the other side of the poppy

  • @Kurichuan83
    @Kurichuan83 Před 4 lety +2

    I just get my citizenship in 2008. From Mexico to Quebec. This is pure gold. I need a poutine right now. 😢

  • @haehum
    @haehum Před 2 lety +1

    4:00 I love the Canadian tire money on the side

  • @carolchen2320
    @carolchen2320 Před 7 lety +171

    As a Vancouver resident, that west coast stereotype is so true.

    • @LayByMySide
      @LayByMySide Před 7 lety +5

      Carol Chen That got me as well lol Sushi is the best when you want munchies!

    • @daxo25
      @daxo25 Před 7 lety +3

      Carol Chen Ha! Oui! Très vrai!

    • @OPENYOURDOOR
      @OPENYOURDOOR Před 6 lety +1

      Carol Chen as a chilliwack resident i completley agree

    • @abby7688
      @abby7688 Před 6 lety +1

      Carol Chen oh hi I live in Saskatoon 😜😜

    • @deadly2881
      @deadly2881 Před 6 lety

      Oof moose jaw here

  • @mjn0tfound612
    @mjn0tfound612 Před 7 lety +347

    As a Canadian I think this is 100% accurate I have cried many times when the gravy in my "poutin" wasn't hot enough to melt the cheese curds 🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @micki030
      @micki030 Před 6 lety +1

      Magic Margo Ha me 2

    • @gummymin5790
      @gummymin5790 Před 6 lety

      Magic Margo lkr me too

    • @laurenfarahani1297
      @laurenfarahani1297 Před 6 lety +1

      Go to Wendy's, they make their gravy really hot >:P

    • @bastobasto4866
      @bastobasto4866 Před 6 lety +2

      Poutine, dumbass. If you don't know how to speel shit then dont try to.

    • @bastobasto4866
      @bastobasto4866 Před 6 lety +2

      And melting cheese curds is an heresy by the name of the poutine police. Only MCdonald does that.

  • @Hillary_Official_1
    @Hillary_Official_1 Před 4 lety +2

    I am Chinese Canadian and I from British Columbia, Canada

  • @jubilhdmusic3930
    @jubilhdmusic3930 Před 4 lety +10

    Two canadian words:
    *"SORRY EH?"*

  • @luigidelrosario3163
    @luigidelrosario3163 Před 4 lety +440

    we kinda had Target for like a year tho, and Zellers was closed a long time ago. and we got subway

    • @richelleleonard5433
      @richelleleonard5433 Před 4 lety +9

      Yea I was confused when they said the opposite. I questioned my Canadian living style .

    • @mystique3991
      @mystique3991 Před 4 lety +1

      It was 3 years ago.. *Boi.*

    • @luigidelrosario3163
      @luigidelrosario3163 Před 4 lety

      @@mystique3991 ohh I meant like the length it was up and running

    • @mystique3991
      @mystique3991 Před 4 lety

      Jets T.V. Thank you, that makes much more sense.

    • @zacharywindover9840
      @zacharywindover9840 Před 4 lety

      I can’t lie some of targets stuff was expensive but they had a lot of good stuff you couldn’t find anywhere else.

  • @MutteringCondolences
    @MutteringCondolences Před 6 lety +319

    All Canadians love a good joke about the universal healthcare system, but last year I broke my ankle. After examinations, x-rays, cast and all that, my total bill was only $25 for the crutches. Canada rocks!

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun Před 6 lety +8

      well our capitalist healthcare system allows us to have the latest and greatest in medical technology, technology that you guys can't afford because your hospitals are on a government budget while ours are not. we can actually do brain and heart surgery without having to cut you open.

    • @goodoldave2438
      @goodoldave2438 Před 6 lety +14

      Yeah but it cost you $80 in gas to drive to the doctor, and it took you two hours to fill out the patient form because you forgot how to conjugate your verbs in French.

    • @toxiczebra5920
      @toxiczebra5920 Před 6 lety +26

      Electronics For Fun mhm no. You pay more because you don't want more taxes. We pay our freehealth as society because we care about our citizena no matter if they have money

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun Před 6 lety +5

      "mhm no. You pay more because you don't want more taxes." no we pay more because it's better, universal healthcare can't support the way our hospitals spend money unless we tax the ever loving shit out of people.
      "We pay our freehealth as society because we care about our citizena no matter if they have money" yeah sorry l am not paying for the healthcare of some random scrub l don't know. l take care of my own, l can't afford the tax increase we would need for universal healthcare.

    • @alexbabin3127
      @alexbabin3127 Před 6 lety +22

      Electronics For Fun dude, Canadian healthcare is pretty damn advanced. It’s considered one of the most advanced in the world, google it. Idk what you talking about. Also, how much better should yours be to justify paying 20000$ instead of 20$? Like 10000% better? Cuz we’ll it’s 10000% more expensive 🤷🏼‍♂️ Btw that’s true numbers, I know a dude who should have payed 20k after he broke his arm, but ended up paying 20$ because Canada

  • @gspstactical3621
    @gspstactical3621 Před 2 lety +3

    The poutine is so true! They did not layer the gravy 😂

  • @cherrimathieson1168
    @cherrimathieson1168 Před 3 lety +18

    I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face. I’m sure gonna need a serviette to dry my tears. 🤣

    • @redspice55
      @redspice55 Před rokem +1

      Well, they're in the kitchen, not the washroom.

  • @giraffeacus5265
    @giraffeacus5265 Před 5 lety +88

    When you go to the grocery store and you go past someone you have to say: "just gonna SNEak right past you here."

  • @Arkiasis
    @Arkiasis Před 5 lety +90

    3:40
    Doug Ford is 100% the Canadian version of Trump.

  • @evelynguignion7624
    @evelynguignion7624 Před 4 lety +3

    That poutine thing when your gravy isn’t hot enough to melt the cheese curds relatable it’s a Canadian problem 😂

  • @katiedid1851
    @katiedid1851 Před 9 měsíci

    Thank you
    Enjoyed all the way thru
    Midwesterner here.

  • @diamondjeanelle6370
    @diamondjeanelle6370 Před 7 lety +161

    when your canadian and have nothing better to do then watch this

    • @thomasfowler1
      @thomasfowler1 Před 6 lety +1

      When you're Canadian, two of your official languages are French and English and you STILL don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"...

    • @JuicyRedskin
      @JuicyRedskin Před 6 lety

      When Net Neutrality is dead in the U.S and you don't really care...

    • @Maginel73
      @Maginel73 Před 6 lety +1

      And "then" and 'Than'

  • @alexandra287
    @alexandra287 Před 6 lety +162

    Canadian tire money 😂

    • @zaydabbas1609
      @zaydabbas1609 Před 5 lety +1

      Alexandra I still have a Canadian tire 150th anniversary ten cent bill

    • @cameronwray9366
      @cameronwray9366 Před 5 lety +1

      Alexandra that you can’t rip or get wet, unlike America’s dumpster money.

  • @MichelleLevasseur
    @MichelleLevasseur Před 3 lety +1

    Love this! Though it's the first time I've heard of a 2-6. Where I grew up it was Mickey, 26-er and the 40 pounder.

  • @SugaryCecilia
    @SugaryCecilia Před 3 lety

    Our poppies will always be here 2021`

  • @XaraTheDragon
    @XaraTheDragon Před 6 lety +388

    you forgot our popular cafe called 'Timhortons'

    • @Camman010
      @Camman010 Před 6 lety +5

      Tim Horton's has been US owned since the 90s and the coffee sucks. As well they treat every costumer as a thief by hiding the sugar and creamers.

    • @cjm7764
      @cjm7764 Před 6 lety

      And what Tims cut from workers with the minimum wage increase- I hope this becomes unCanadian.

    • @DorianPearce
      @DorianPearce Před 6 lety +11

      Just thought I would point out... Timbits at 0:31

    • @vvsjosh2414
      @vvsjosh2414 Před 6 lety

      YASS HE FORGOT TIMS

    • @heyoitsme2416
      @heyoitsme2416 Před 6 lety +9

      Oldandwize it was “created” by a Canadian, and that’s where it came from. No matter which country “owns” it, it’s still Canadian.
      And idk what the Tims are like in the states, but it’s amazing here. Those workers that you described should be fired. That sounds horrible.

  • @alexblackish-709
    @alexblackish-709 Před 5 lety +122

    i once apologized to a couch when i staled my toe and laughed about it for 5 min and i was not drunk or high

    • @danielledouglas99
      @danielledouglas99 Před 5 lety +4

      That sounds like something I would do and probably have done.

    • @NovaDexter
      @NovaDexter Před 5 lety

      Get your grade 10 before making CZcams comments.

    • @rxseqvartz1305
      @rxseqvartz1305 Před 5 lety +1

      I apologized to a TTC bus yesterday cause I thought I hit some lady's foot but it was the bus

  • @linamusic2121
    @linamusic2121 Před 4 lety

    Audience are happy to watch your work!

  • @SugaryCecilia
    @SugaryCecilia Před 3 lety

    Love it at 62 yaers old. 2021

  • @samraymond215
    @samraymond215 Před 7 lety +216

    Omg the all dressed and ketchup chips was the most accurate thing ive seen in my life

    • @samraymond215
      @samraymond215 Před 7 lety +9

      and the fake maple syrup and the fucking nickelback thing was soo funny

    • @angelo253
      @angelo253 Před 7 lety +4

      get out. all dressed is way better.

    • @xypaddy1
      @xypaddy1 Před 7 lety +2

      I don't get the Nickleback BS....I love them and seeing as that they sold 50 million + alnums / CDs...etc I'm not the only one.

    • @vrscape1623
      @vrscape1623 Před 7 lety +1

      I think it's more that they always do the same kind of stuff, not much variation. But I like em

    • @MaximusX67
      @MaximusX67 Před 7 lety

      I feel bad for Nickelback, which is the dumbest thing because they are millionaires and I am some Joe Schmo without any millions in my account. Why the hell do I feel BAD for THEM?
      They started out fresh and hot in the US. Their first album was a hit and their album got a ton of airplay. It might h ave been that overexposure that sank them. That and it coming out that they were a Canadian band. I don't know why that makes them uncool and unpopular overall; but, somehow I think it did!
      The only good things they admit that came out of Canada is Hockey, Bacon and Celine Dion ...... and that might be all!!

  • @kiri8349
    @kiri8349 Před 4 lety +196

    "understand the metric system half the time"
    THATS TOO TRUE

  • @juliannhcsliwa2202
    @juliannhcsliwa2202 Před 4 měsíci

    Totally hilarious! LOL! 👍🏼😂
    So happy, thrilled & Blessed to be
    able to proudly say:
    "I AM CANADIAN!" 🍁

  • @djgrumpygeezer1194
    @djgrumpygeezer1194 Před 3 lety +1

    Speaking of Mr. Dressup/Mr. Rogers, anybody remember Johnny Jellybean? Local Montreal kids show, early ‘60s. Sweetly anarchic humor with winks to the adults. A kinder, gentler Canadian version of Soupy Sales.

    • @princessramonah21
      @princessramonah21 Před 3 lety

      Can you share a joke, our English teacher from Canada will give 5 dollars and a free month subscription for a student who can make him laugh during his livestream. Thank you ✌😂

  • @themlargefries2779
    @themlargefries2779 Před 4 lety +707

    CBC Comedy: *Tries to do all the stereotypical Canadian stuff*
    Also CBC Comedy: *Doesn’t pronounce poutine right*

    • @benfranklin1553
      @benfranklin1553 Před 4 lety +17

      ThemLargeFries No brother that's how you say it.

    • @Rain-hg1mj
      @Rain-hg1mj Před 4 lety +42

      Ben Franklin nooooooo it's not! Trust me I'm Canadian! It's pronounced poo-teen!

    • @benfranklin1553
      @benfranklin1553 Před 4 lety +11

      Pastel Fox Cool me too. It depends on where you live, it's mainly Saskatchewan that says it like that, but I'm in Alberta and that's how it's said here.

    • @themlargefries2779
      @themlargefries2779 Před 4 lety +17

      Ben Franklin I also live in Alberta and I have never heard it said like that by anyone else who lives here.

    • @Rain-hg1mj
      @Rain-hg1mj Před 4 lety +7

      Oh makes sense, I've never heard pronounced like that! I live in Ontario so I guess we pronounce it differently!

  • @dawsonbroadhead714
    @dawsonbroadhead714 Před 5 lety +319

    Sleep country Canada why buy a mattress when you have a couch

  • @danielleporter1829
    @danielleporter1829 Před 3 lety +2

    I didn't know Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful fro " Shark Tank " 🦈 was Canadian 🇨🇦

    • @princessramonah21
      @princessramonah21 Před 3 lety

      hi are you from Canada? Can you share a joke, our English teacher will give 5 dollars and a free month subscription for a student who can make him laugh during his livestream. Thank you ✌😂

  • @JpsAqautics1836
    @JpsAqautics1836 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Our blood type is maple syrup💀💀

  • @lolzorgfykys
    @lolzorgfykys Před 7 lety +101

    my friends and i at band....
    "sleep country canada,, why buy a matress anywhere else??"

  • @qookie3090
    @qookie3090 Před 6 lety +122

    U know this stuff is correct because they included the pathways textbook I used in grade 8

    • @brendana9676
      @brendana9676 Před 5 lety +1

      Qookie that was the most accurate part of this entire video. LOL

    • @michaelt9554
      @michaelt9554 Před 5 lety +1

      Hated that book so much

    • @itarat69
      @itarat69 Před 5 lety

      Legit used that last year.

    • @jeeemmm
      @jeeemmm Před 5 lety

      Still used it on gr 10

  • @sbddreamatrix7891
    @sbddreamatrix7891 Před 3 lety

    Finally a worthy parody. Spot on, I could relate to everything!

  • @seanarcher7655
    @seanarcher7655 Před 4 lety

    The Terry Fox documentary on Canadian TV with the song The road is Long~

  • @Eva-qc5ov
    @Eva-qc5ov Před 7 lety +211

    My brother found a plastic toy hippo once. He thought that it was a house hippo that died

  • @nessy4430
    @nessy4430 Před 4 lety +96

    *My pootin*
    Me as a Canadian: It’s my poutine. 🙄

  • @fireandcopper
    @fireandcopper Před 7 dny

    The sleep country jingle belongs in Canadian heritage moments

  • @PixelGunnerInc
    @PixelGunnerInc Před 4 lety +2

    LoL I’m Canadian and I’m from Quebec Montreal this is so funny xD

  • @maudeparadinight8848
    @maudeparadinight8848 Před 5 lety +59

    I thought the girl was looking at a picture of Justin Bieber not-
    I’m cryIN

  • @PernillaLarsen
    @PernillaLarsen Před 5 lety +172

    Did they mention 'Coffee Crisp' chocolate bars?

  • @DamagedAnvil
    @DamagedAnvil Před 4 lety +3

    A formal complaint for cheese not being melted properly , eh? hahahahahahahaha "eh"