You'd make a great american womble. Not for the navy thing, but for the walking around a native beach with an assault rifle and assuming they were running from your skin-tone thing.
No the problem is he didn't have a flag with him, so he ran away before he could get one to claim ownership over the peoples for the great British empire.
You do one mission as a marine or special forces guy, then the game ends on you being invited to a party with the protagonists once they get home. It'd be a chance for the devs to have bonus fun playing up cliche rainbow six/call of duty shenanigans.
I mean... to be fair they're on an island where every village apparently has a gun shop that carries some pretty heavy ordnance, including body armor and explosives. They should be use to guns.
And here's me thinking it was more literal de-glove-ing. Like removing a glove from a gloved hand. I was confused as to why this was supposed to shock me
A Soviet defector from Britain: asks for the assistance of US armed forces to save him from a tattoo artist in a country he should have never considered to even visit Then goes ahead and fights pirates anyway Rambo: I never asked for this
Imagine if one's intelligence and skills are measured by how many tattoos he/she has. A society of tattoo-ed professionals, businessmen, soldiers, president etc. lol
Honestly I want to see pirates do something like this just to watch them get taken out by some excited navy crew members. "Ok men, we're off to shoot some pirates and save some of our own." Crew in unison: "Sweet"
It is now so normal to have weapons while traveling in video games that you don't understand anymore why a civilian runs from a stranger with an heavy-calibrated automatic gun
Jason: What did she mean? Bring her "what has been lost?" Dennis: Drink and you will find the answer. Jason: OK, but promise me you won't brand me again. Dennis: OK, I promise. *AFTER 5 MINUTES BEING ON DRUGS.* Dennis: The heron, the shark and the spider... Jason: Oh fucking hell Dennis.
Ironically Womble has the most accurate reaction to how absurd the writing (intentionally) is. The ending of the game questions why you decided to instantly go on and slaughter thousands of people when somebody just passed you a knife, it's fucking brilliant.
@@alin9727 I mean, I didnt question it. I just thought "how the hell is Jason gonna move on from this?" I mean, in reality that sort of experience would probably torment someone for the rest of their life
I had to rewatch that bit where bullet ricocheted around in the car a dozen times, that was too hilarious. You fired one bullet and it just became a blood dispenser 😂
James Wolfe I think its more to do with how he does his video text. Kinda gives more context than the likes of taking a screenshot of Pewdiepie's videos. Its surprisingly hard to do it like him..
Dr. Ghoztz It's not that hard, but it is strenuous and it takes a lot of patience to edit entire videos, I will admit. Someone did a video on that topic specifically explaining how it was done. Before Adobe products offered motion tracking text, it was a lot more work. But as tools are created specifically for CZcams content creators, the job gets exponentially easier. I assume that due to his pioneering in the field of visual aiding, plenty more aspiring content creators will follow suit.
I've just thought about something. At 6:55 Womble says that he is squeamish about fingers. And yet he had to cut, edit and QA this part! Now that's a courage!
The fact that this man goes through every video and every clip and finds the best ones for us. Then edits every word. And makes it super funny. You my friend are amazing
SovietWomble: *spends three days getting high in the jungle like an arsehole* "Are the pigs, like, on their side or something, dude? Woah, that's like, far out!"
Remember to always preorder everything ever, because it helps company earn money whilst they are producing the games! Assassins Creed series by Ubisoft, buy everything in the series.
"You didn't specify normal arrows."
Upper Left:
Hunt the rare Blood Komodo with a bow
(normal arrows)
Rob Webb [R] Normal Arrows
DSP level mistake
Rob Webb you and I have the exact same name, what are the odds lol
Rob Webb I
Rob Webb b
You'd make a great american womble. Not for the navy thing, but for the walking around a native beach with an assault rifle and assuming they were running from your skin-tone thing.
i did that once in florida
I mean apart from being called Soviet
Classic_Nerfer nice
But mah open-carry rights!
So true!
womble : *walks up to guy with gun*
*guy runs*
womble : *IS IT BECAUSE I’M WHITE?*
British foreign relations in a nutshell.
No the problem is he didn't have a flag with him, so he ran away before he could get one to claim ownership over the peoples for the great British empire.
white man with a gun, you should be afraid xD
No, he'd have run from a black guy with a gun, too. But he'd run faster.
Andrew G more afraid of the blue guy with the gun
6:23 ah I see you've found the magic bullet that killed Kennedy
Zaine Holt You-you me-mean that wasn't an inside job?!
@@Manly-Tears It was
inside the car.
bruh
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 inside his brain
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYSSS
*ran a car in full speed*
-barely moves
*give a "push"*
-goes back 2 meters
6*
P
the fire phoenix SCIENCE!!!
*🅱️eters
the fire phoenix I
Difficulty : Womble
Description : We literally send an animal to do your job.
Lol
lol
Lol
I asked myself at the last part of the video: when comes the shark jumping out of the water, to kill all men on that boat.
@@nanozeitalter the crocodiles come out tho.....
_Everyone runs away_
Womble: "I feel so oppressed and misunderstood."
Literally one second later: _Driving down the beach like a maniac_
That would be some funny shit if that was a 3rd end to the game by basically calling in the U.S cavalry.
Command: Hunter 2-4 be advised, LOCPOP suggest there is oil
Hunter2-4: Wilco command, sending the USMC to liberate the oil.
It could be like fc3s secret ending like 4 or 5 where the game ends before it even starts
You do one mission as a marine or special forces guy, then the game ends on you being invited to a party with the protagonists once they get home. It'd be a chance for the devs to have bonus fun playing up cliche rainbow six/call of duty shenanigans.
I think it would have been a funny secret ending especially in 5 where it takes place in the US fucking A
Fucking hell Far Cry 5 actually took place in USA and still the deputy is in an isolated no man's land smh with no outside contact.
Can't sleep, Dennis will brand me. Can't sleep, Dennis will brand me.
Can’t sleep, Dennis will brand me.
Noooo... I would never!
*You cannot sleep right now, Dennis is near by*
Jason is oddly excepting of Dennis's none consentual branding
Ryan Sanders holy shit that’s so good.
"Also none of the pirates are white"
AMERICA F**K YEA!
XD
actor109 I spat out my drink when I heard that
actor109 That made me laugh the hell out when that happened.
My parents thought i was crazy when i fell of the bed XD
Nicks GamingSide "JIMMY WHY DID YOU FALL!"
Because of a American mum.
I absolutely lost it when I saw the nuclear powered carrier & jets in formation. Absolute overkill for a bunch of pirates XD
"hang on it's my mum....
....
WAIT I'VE GOT A PHONE?!"
I love that moment 😂
You may not rest, there is Dennis nearby.
His tattoos are like mozzy bites
7:03 "I'm really squeamish about fingers"
wait till the end of the game sovie.
you're up for a real treat
Ive seen that
gosh ~-~
I felt the pain ;-;
you mean when hoyt cuts you're finger?
You really think that he will finish this?
Yes , *SPOILER ALERT*
In the poker game around the end, hoyt kills sam and cuts your ring finger off
4 Stroke Perro we can all admit Jason is a badass got a finger cut off and still handed Hoyt his ass
Womble:"why are you running?
*is holding a literal light machine-gun *
@Vaas Montenegro I hate you
I mean... to be fair they're on an island where every village apparently has a gun shop that carries some pretty heavy ordnance, including body armor and explosives. They should be use to guns.
@@SallinKari yeah, but they don't point it at people unless they are going to shoot.
Duckiez 175 he’s holding a assault rifle not a lmg
Im officially the 1000 like
"tapirs are harmless"
there's a well documented case of a zoo tapir entirely degloving a female keeper's arm.
@James Harding pulling the entire layer or skin off your hand, exposing flesh, tendons, bones, etc.
*EUGH*
@James Harding Look it up and go to images
And here's me thinking it was more literal de-glove-ing. Like removing a glove from a gloved hand. I was confused as to why this was supposed to shock me
I feel sorry for the zoo keeper but this is the off the wall stuff that makes me search the comment section.
6:50 happens
Far Cry 2 Healing animations: lemme introduce myself
His voice is so funny
Far Cry 2 character pulling out a metal rod from his arm: tis but a scratch
Far cry 2 character straightening his arm hard as fack to get the bullet out of his elbow - tis but a scratch...
Everybody just take a moment to appreciate this guys master editing
LØXXĮT hmm 420 likes XD
Best editing ever! XD
TheOrangeNarwhal 1.5k like
He basically adds subtitles to his videos....I wouldnt call it master editing
It's stil editing, and it's on a master lvl. Never laughed so hard before while watching basically a letsplay.
more self-aware game characters! "I'M A FUCKING TOURIST"
saint nigel He accurately described the US Foreign policy.
"I feel so misunderstood and oppressed." Says the guy holding a gun.
America in a nutshell
"Are the pigs on their side?!"
You make an astoudingly convincing American, sir.
Imagine going into a coma with Dennis around *wake up covered in tattoos
and knowing such useful things like the art of evasive driving or how to hang an assault rifle on a clothesline.
@@Nightstick24 incredibly helpful that clothesline.
*Wakes up looking like el sueno*
Was Post Malone ever in a coma??
Tbh I’d be cool with it. This guy is just tattooing people for free? That shit is expensive. Then again he is doing tribal bullshit
it isn't the full FC3 experience unless a tiger walked into a camp and mauled everyone inside for you.
*_Tiger_* In my case that's usually one of those birds.
Archaon Hedgeworth or ur taking a nice stroll on the sand when an alligator jump scares you
And you nuke an outpost from a nearby hill with a grenade launcher, and get 'undetected'
or an elephant in FC4
or the clean ass headshots from hundreds of feat away
A Soviet defector from Britain: asks for the assistance of US armed forces to save him from a tattoo artist in a country he should have never considered to even visit
Then goes ahead and fights pirates anyway
Rambo: I never asked for this
It sounds like a plot to a 1980's action movie...
@@isaiahcampbell488 *ptsd flashbacks and gunfire*
“Also none of the pirates are white.”
*US military proceeds to send an entire naval fleet with ground forces to Rook Island*
I am fucking wheezing.
Would've gotten a faster response if oil was involved
And yet all the Privateers are white. 🙄
@@moonmoon3526 HEY I AM AMERICAN........and that was accurate 😔
You're fucking Weezer?
“With each tattau, a skill is mastered.”
“THAT IS NOT HOW LEARNING WORKS!!!”
Gotta admit, would be cool if it did.
Imagine if one's intelligence and skills are measured by how many tattoos he/she has. A society of tattoo-ed professionals, businessmen, soldiers, president etc. lol
Finished the college like a true Maori
Can you imagine being old as fk
Altziemers. When the tattoos fall off
@@Manly-Tears omfg that is awsome
>Hunt a komodo dragon with a bow (normal arrows)
>"YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY NORMAL ARROWS"
I'm having Jerma flashbacks
Oh my lord yes
9:25 _literally says normal arrows top left corner_
Agents of Shield lady?
Cessoe Chan Lmao
Litsky Pancakes LOL
Womble: *points gun at people*
People: *freak out*
Womble: Is this game being racist?
Honestly I want to see pirates do something like this just to watch them get taken out by some excited navy crew members.
"Ok men, we're off to shoot some pirates and save some of our own."
Crew in unison: "Sweet"
If you're squeamish about the healing animations in Far Cry 3....oooooh boy you gotta try Far Cry 2 ;)
You are so right dude.
oh my god yes
Lol, I remember my mom freaked out when she saw the player twisted his foot & arm back to normal.
how in earth somebody wouldntve played far cry 2 till 2017?
@@n0rie9a i do and still playing it on 2019
"Is this game being racist?"
*holding automatic rifle*
It is now so normal to have weapons while traveling in video games that you don't understand anymore why a civilian runs from a stranger with an heavy-calibrated automatic gun
I think you are right! Thanks for recalibrating my english speaking!
(I'm french, so any help is welcome!)
matthew david jarvis Fucking hell its not calibre its caliber
Either that or his name IRL is Garrus Vakarian.
Note how in each scene he is missing a few bullets in his magazine.
5:21 He let the voices of love take him higher
*Points the barrel of a fully-loaded Assault Rifle at someone’s head*
*They run*
“I feel so oppressed and misunderstood”
Jason: What did she mean? Bring her "what has been lost?"
Dennis: Drink and you will find the answer.
Jason: OK, but promise me you won't brand me again.
Dennis: OK, I promise.
*AFTER 5 MINUTES BEING ON DRUGS.*
Dennis: The heron, the shark and the spider...
Jason: Oh fucking hell Dennis.
FearfulFilly its not really drugs but you can call it that and he dosent brand you again its different umm wont say what happens
FearfulFilly I'm starting to think Dennis has a problem
FearfulFilly I
Holy glider! Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue......
Something is coming for you~
henk depotvis LOOK OUT!
...You've been down too long in the midnight sea....
OH MY GOD I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT IT
mibars oh what's becoming of meeee
the writing in this game appears to be a far cry from reality
*ba dum tss*
Wow, good one! What a zinger!
Ironically Womble has the most accurate reaction to how absurd the writing (intentionally) is. The ending of the game questions why you decided to instantly go on and slaughter thousands of people when somebody just passed you a knife, it's fucking brilliant.
Booooo
@@alin9727 I mean, I didnt question it. I just thought "how the hell is Jason gonna move on from this?" I mean, in reality that sort of experience would probably torment someone for the rest of their life
6:58 sovietwomble: I am now a crow
Mooo mooo mooo that is rrslly mot nice
He became Tom for a moment
That "sensible universe" was just awesome lol
90/10 xD
"Also , none of the pirates are white..."
AMERICA !!
FUCK YEAH !
womble forgot to mention the oil
Pirate: AARGHHH
SovietWomble: really?
Pirate: YESSSS
Nothin to woory about
I had to rewatch that bit where bullet ricocheted around in the car a dozen times, that was too hilarious. You fired one bullet and it just became a blood dispenser 😂
That subtle pulp fiction reference at 9:02 ... Soviet is one of the funniest men on Planet earth
Womble: wonders why the locals run and hide from him whilst holding guns. Lmao
exactly
That would be SJW logic
I AM A FAT WOMAN CHARACTER AND EVERYONE WONT TALK TO ME
*is holding gun*
The last time they saw an English man with a gun they got colonized, it makes perfect sense theyre scared of you
THANATOS IXU I feel like Womble would go full renegade without even knowing what it is
+L L im pretty sure england or anyone else never colonised new guinea
M8 if you aren't scared of Emus you have never been to Australia.
they started a war against those birds, and LOST. don't fuck with emus.
M8 you lost a war to emus was it because you are upside down
Emus ate all of the farmer's crops
and they EVEN SENT SOLDIERS AFTER THEM
Those are cassowaries not Emus
I live where we own guns
This guy needs to be the protagonist in everything now.
Tonight on Top Gear
Jeremy Push starts someone’s car
Hammond hunts endangered species
and James thinks he lost his virginity
"Hang on it's my mum. WAIT I'VE GOT A PHONE!?" xD
yo womble, you should do far cry 4 bullshittery with cyanide.
Amer Broski pls
Amer Broski agreed
Amer Broski could not agree more
Amer Broski Yes!
Agreed
Us Embassy 6 U.S citizens are being held hostage we need help!
(Silence)
Also none of the pirates are white...
US Navy comes as well as army xD
@James Harding NO! It is to liberate their oil reserves.
MURICA
14:51 Dennis: "IT'S TATOO TIME!"
In a nutshell yes
6:16 the attention to detail during editing to make your voice sound like its underwater. well done sir
Justin I
even the text fills up blue
And the potion text at 14:48 when Jason drinks it.
Justin i
Holy shit, I think I have just my new favorite channel. Commence binge watching.
Emily Lynn Bryant Have fun, for fun you shall have XD
But take care, once you watched every single video the wait for a new one is unbearable :(
watch his arma bulshittery
Welcome Emily!
Emily Lynn Bryant Welcome to the channel of entertainment lol
All these years later.. I still think this is the most amazing thing ever.
9:06 XD thats sooo amazing edit.
Naberius F****** Legendary!!! That had me in tears from laughing!
What song was that playing?
Anyone know the name of the song?
It's The Revels Comanche
I'm wishing cyanide did the voice of the female, he has the best female voice
Nah. It should have been the dude that played Sophia Miacova.
OOOOOHH CYANIDE, I'M COOOMING!!!
Hot shit, how did you go from 20k to 1.5m in what feels like less than a year? Loving it as always, Womble.
Getting lucky on imgur/facebook mostly. All I see now is random gaming pages sharing his videos nowadays
James Wolfe I think its more to do with how he does his video text. Kinda gives more context than the likes of taking a screenshot of Pewdiepie's videos.
Its surprisingly hard to do it like him..
His Content is just interesting and funny. If its funny everyone will abo. Like I did half a year ago.
Dr. Ghoztz It's not that hard, but it is strenuous and it takes a lot of patience to edit entire videos, I will admit. Someone did a video on that topic specifically explaining how it was done. Before Adobe products offered motion tracking text, it was a lot more work. But as tools are created specifically for CZcams content creators, the job gets exponentially easier. I assume that due to his pioneering in the field of visual aiding, plenty more aspiring content creators will follow suit.
Terran Nobody he's funny.
4:12 I feel like this is so accurate. Except, I don't know the number for the US embassy
Except for the fact that the pirates probably cut all off-island comms
10:44 "Where the f*ck are they from?"
New Zealand. The thickest of our accents.
kia ora man glad to see another fellow kiwi here
Hello kiwis. Aussie here.
Lol and they also use a Samoan word Tatau which literally means Tattoo in Samoan
@@thegreatsaiyaman847 I’m gonna be honest, I thought it was a specific type of tattoo
The way she says I was fucking starving aye gives me stitches 😂😂
.......soviet has a point though Jason had a fucking satellite phone......why didn't he just call the us?
Dylancon 2403 the country is owned by pirates
Sure sounds like a job for the FREEDOM country to do.
huffpuff1337 America isnt a freedom country at all m8
Rexamini idk, we do have a lot of basic rights
Rexamini America has more freedom then most countrys
I've just thought about something. At 6:55 Womble says that he is squeamish about fingers. And yet he had to cut, edit and QA this part! Now that's a courage!
He didn't just cut it he snapped it back....heh...
By "cut", they ment editing the video type of cut. Not "cut" like a slab of meat you're going to prepare for dinner type of cut.
Nicholas C. r/wooosh
Anybody noticed when Soviet “failed” the animal mission it said “Fuck” in the same text as the loading text? Really impressive editing
That's in the base game.
3:43 couldn’t stop laughing for a few minutes.
Ur depiction of our armed services was well...
Spot on
Conner Jones i love far cry 3
I think soviet should do it in arma3 with his squad members
Conner Jones lol ikr? I love it
This is funny
Yeah, you dont screw with the navy, they will bury you
Far Cry 3: press f to push boat.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare: press F to pay respects.
Is it really like that in cod ???
Skiddiemanjaro
Yes
It's F to use score streaks ain't it?
EA: press F to payment!
But I press Rctrl
Far cry 3 actually gave me this morbid curiosity when it comes to broken bones and shrapnel wounds, I find the healing animations quite satisfying.
The fact that this man goes through every video and every clip and finds the best ones for us. Then edits every word. And makes it super funny. You my friend are amazing
"Also none of the pirates are white."
*"MERRRRICCCCAAAAAAAA"*
Neater Peter *_FUCK YEAH_*
Soviet= Jason's actual thoughts
Just want to say that this masterpiece introduced me to the magnificence of SovietWomble.
Laughed way too hard at "don't touch the lentils"
Sitting around in a university campus smoking seed all day that is the only way I can sum up my second year of uni
Weed* fucking auto correct
Random Gamer seed 😂😂😂
Random Gamer Smoking seed from your roommate's bong.
I'm sorry dong*. Damn auto correct
Random Gamer shame on you
Yes little fishy, tell me the secrets of evasive driving?
"No one to tell is no-oh look a shark!"
You slid outta that one smoothly Womble, I know you'd get a voice crack.
Never seen a more accurate representation of my nations armed forces.
Fuck you
Amurica fuck yah
R u sure
As a Floridian, can confirm 👍
@@yungblac8336 Wow, you're so cool!
“Are the pigs on their side”
“Don’t touch the lentils”
I love the random shit that he says 😂
Womble’s the kind of guy to get a dui while sober
"I feel so oppressed and misunderstood" Literally holding a gun
Best YT reccommendation ever. Had a mehh day, but thanks to you i laughed my ass off, thank you sir.
ikr
I cried out my eyeballs
The military part birsted me half dead XD
gagid a did I ever tell u da defi (dead and music plays in the background MURICA FUCK YEAH)
this is the first video ive ever watched of this guy and now ive watched nearly every single one of them.
SovietWomble: *spends three days getting high in the jungle like an arsehole* "Are the pigs, like, on their side or something, dude? Woah, that's like, far out!"
Nice Video. See you in a month
FUCK YESS FINAALLY YOU SOVIET WOMBAT I LOVE YOU
#NOHOMO
M1ST .TDT. #VeryHomo
he has a shuddering thing about fingers
@noineiku
Wombat?
NewNick yes wombat
Already saw this vid about 2 years ago but youtube recommended it again. Good thing I forgot about most of the parts. Time to watch again
Just loved watching his reaction to when he cracks his thumb back in place
amazing job great edit
Black Wolf iiiii
Black Wolf I
666 LIKES
Black Wolf I
Predator Zone Rest assured the wildlife did all the editing for him
16:02
Womble: aren't they just gonna waste me the moment i get up this ladder?
Pirate:ARGHHH!
Womble: (hehehehehe) Really?
Pirate:YEAHHH!
Oh, looks like I'm not the only one who noticed this
‘Did he give me a tattoo?’
No, he didn’t. A tatau on the other hand...
First time CZcams recommendation give me something good I totally love u, new sub
The healing animations are gross? Play farcry 2
FC2 is better than FC3 in many aspects.
@The Everything Fuck you bitch... USA, USA, USA!!
@The Everything the USA isnt a terrorist flag what do you mean
@@majingucci9827 Pffft, you fell right into the trap didn't you?
Nah, in the endgame there are only syringes. One stab and you are healed.
my life is complete , Soviet is playing something from Ubisoft
Remember to always preorder everything ever, because it helps company earn money whilst they are producing the games!
Assassins Creed series by Ubisoft, buy everything in the series.
ubisoft is a really great compony for some good DRM
Relic22 "buy everything from Ubisoft, ever"
This was played a very long time ago. Soviet didn't have such a radical stance on Ubisoft then.
Relic22 "Preordering helps the company buy revenue and develop the game"
-Cyanide
Honestly one of the funniest and best vids I've ever watched. My driving in this game is as bad as yours, lmao. Thanks for cheering me up.
Now I want to see Womble react to cutting off Mike’s fingers in Until Dawn!
I have to admit I just could not stop laughing during that more sensible universe part
god wobble you need to upload more often I miss hearing your voice
micky gazzo quality>quantity
audi tais true but he uploads like once a month and it's killer waiting
did you try watching his streams?
why not quality + quantity
^Dude.. That's just impossible you know.
11:55 yeah, anyone who would leave a car anywhere where you have access to it is extremely careless
Womble:
-is not on a mission
-still fails the mission
Every time his new video comes out I'm like whaaaaat this man still alive???
You would know that if you watch him stream on Twitch everyday
TNovix do u know when he streams
Like does he ever tell us
+ines tayachi
Use Twitch Notification addon for Chrome. And he just finished streaming Overwatch today.
ines tayachi he usually starts at 11ish am I believe
what timezone?
9:07 that music,the scenario,if you know,you know
What's the tune called?
@@Hav0cMeister1215 I think it's from pulp fiction if I remember correctly
@@Hav0cMeister1215 the revels comanche, finally found it
Still one of my favorite videos of all time
i don't know why but
"Release the dreaded Bird!" had me laughing my ass off
12:06 he says:
Get off the road!
From my perspective that's the middle of the jungle not the road.
Beast hackz that's the joke.
It's an expression, when he says get out the road he means get out the way