I Watched TWILIGHT ECLIPSE For The FIRST TIME And It Was LACKLUSTER...

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  • @madeleinehoward3418
    @madeleinehoward3418 Před 2 lety +1657

    Love how billy constantly thinks Edward is trying to hit it when he’s literally the poster boy for abstinence

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre Před 2 lety +248

      Right!? Bella is the one always trying hit it.

    • @shevonneworley9631
      @shevonneworley9631 Před 2 lety +163

      Facts. The whole time he's telling her to stop. And not just because he could kill her.

    • @ACatLady
      @ACatLady Před 2 lety +20

      lmaooooooooo

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio Před rokem

      @@shevonneworley9631 He has sex with her when they get married and all he destroys is the bed sheets. LOL. They only have sex once and it gets her pregnant.

    • @daniellebuchanan4864
      @daniellebuchanan4864 Před rokem +11

      POSTER BOY, HELP ME-😭😭😂

  • @evergreenforestwitch
    @evergreenforestwitch Před 2 lety +882

    The real tragedy of the Twilight saga is that literally every other character in the Cullen family has a better story than Edward. Can you imagine how much better it would be if it was the story of Rosalie and her murderous redemption arc or Charlie finding out his bff leads a pack of werewolves?

    • @tomlawal7991
      @tomlawal7991 Před 2 lety +167

      Or Alice’s time in the mental asylum and overcoming the trauma James inflicted on her then finding Jasper. Or Jaspers story in the West or Carlisles time in London as the son of a preacher who is the devil he hates. Like come on, so many alternatives

    • @evergreenforestwitch
      @evergreenforestwitch Před 2 lety +72

      @@tomlawal7991 exactly!!! Every other character is more interesting than the protagonists. Idk how Stephanie Meyers wrote something so bad and so good at the same time. It impresses and angers me at the same time.

    • @itspribanerjee
      @itspribanerjee Před 2 lety +17

      Yesssss! I read a bit of Midnight Sun and I loved the flashbacks and just the cullens minus Bella. Also I could read just about the wolves too. I liked the wolves from Jacob’s POV in one of the books. Everything is better if we just remove Bella from the picture lol 😂

    • @evergreenforestwitch
      @evergreenforestwitch Před 2 lety +5

      @@itspribanerjee Exactly!!

    • @Makkaru112
      @Makkaru112 Před 2 lety +5

      @@tomlawal7991 There's already one authorized and created by the author and it was amazing. they did one for every character.

  • @isolyngordon4321
    @isolyngordon4321 Před 2 lety +188

    "At this point, I'm convinced she's Jesus."
    "She a pimp".
    I'm wheezing

  • @stephanieramirez15
    @stephanieramirez15 Před 2 lety +194

    Billy’s face when he said “Did she really try to punch this fool” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 I’ve never seen him so seriously annoyed 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @mamahufflepuff285
    @mamahufflepuff285 Před 2 lety +782

    I was Team Seth. Jacob whines about how werewolves (shifters) have anger issues but Seth in the movies AND books was always a sweetheart and supportive and never was angry at all so Jacob's excuse about losing his temper isn't a valid point to have an attitude.

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 Před 2 lety +101

      Seth is a precious 👶, he must be protected at all costs 😆

    • @alexisweaver2211
      @alexisweaver2211 Před 2 lety +25

      King Seth!

    • @taylorholliday6434
      @taylorholliday6434 Před rokem +14

      yes same with leah she got treated like actual trash cause she was the only girl in the pack

    • @naomiruiz30
      @naomiruiz30 Před 8 měsíci +4

      YES!! I love Seth so much. He deserves the world and more 🥺❤️

  • @JeM130177
    @JeM130177 Před 2 lety +831

    Reading the books did help. My dad, bless him, watched these movies with me as a teenager and he was like "why are they getting married? Do they even like each other?" 😂😂😂

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  Před 2 lety +235

      I’m with your dad! 😂

    • @sweetk125
      @sweetk125 Před 2 lety +7

      @@BillyBinges #bingers face off #bingers this means war #bingers orphan

    • @selinidinu3384
      @selinidinu3384 Před 2 lety +5

      @@BillyBinges#bingers The Karate kid 2010

    • @leigh-anjohnson
      @leigh-anjohnson Před 2 lety +6

      Your dad is right. There is no evidence for why these people should even like each other

    • @Makkaru112
      @Makkaru112 Před 2 lety +1

      Edward is traditional about marriage before sex so even if she wanted it or he did he couldn't without that factoring in. the movies skipped his whole time in collage too

  • @sepiaswirl
    @sepiaswirl Před 2 lety +73

    Teenage me was definitely Team Edward, but as I grew up I became Team Rosalie. She's hands down my favourite character and I'm really glad they included her backstory in Eclipse.

    • @LordVolkov
      @LordVolkov Před 2 lety +7

      If the books were about Rosalie, I would be 1000% more invested.

    • @nmoney6655
      @nmoney6655 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@LordVolkov I like Edward better though and Alice

    • @anonomas6126
      @anonomas6126 Před 8 dny

      I named my kid Rosalee so I think it says everything.

  • @DaphneQueen
    @DaphneQueen Před 2 lety +167

    I love how you saw Bella as a pimp of Jacob and Edward lol. As a female, that’s how I saw it too. The next too are my actual favorites of these. I’m interested to see your take on them lol

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  Před 2 lety +57

      Daphne I had to figure out something I was drowning out there 😂 the story was as dry as edwards face

  • @faureamour
    @faureamour Před 2 lety +1138

    "Every time they're alone together, it makes me upset." Um, I don't think Billy is gonna like the 4th movie...

    • @larirodrigues25
      @larirodrigues25 Před 2 lety +71

      this is going to be funny

    • @callherfoofoo
      @callherfoofoo Před 2 lety +90

      He ain't gone MAKE IT😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tylert271
      @tylert271 Před 2 lety +36

      I can’t wait 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dragonsforever4672
      @dragonsforever4672 Před 2 lety +15

      @@callherfoofoo right both parts lol😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

    • @natashatreadwell7478
      @natashatreadwell7478 Před 2 lety +19

      He is not going to like the next movie but I have a feeling he will love the breaking dawn. Or at least be his favourite one

  • @mariacolon7906
    @mariacolon7906 Před 2 lety +404

    “She’s a PIMP!”
    The way I just laughed 😂😂😂

  • @gracemon2oe
    @gracemon2oe Před 2 lety +163

    I am DOUBLED OVER at “I gotta watch an hour and a half of a pimp and hoe story, to finally get to some action, that’s wild.” 😭😭😭😭

    • @julieive
      @julieive Před 2 lety +9

      That comment had me rolling

  • @MP-1218
    @MP-1218 Před 2 lety +85

    “That’s why my boy look like that he still shocked from the war” I’m cryinnn 😭

  • @ohia_lehua
    @ohia_lehua Před 2 lety +901

    I don't even like Twilight but Jasper is NASTY with them kills 🙌🏽 Him, Alice, and Rosalie were kinda the only characters I was ever interested in tbh.

    • @TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt
      @TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt Před 2 lety +92

      And they had the most interesting back stories too lol

    • @rebecky5ever
      @rebecky5ever Před 2 lety +58

      I liked Japser until I found out he was a Confederate soldier 😬

    • @ohia_lehua
      @ohia_lehua Před 2 lety +78

      @@TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt honestly though! When Rosalie's story popped up I said 👀🍿If the series were based on her instead I'd have been 10x more invested ngl.

    • @ohia_lehua
      @ohia_lehua Před 2 lety +62

      @@rebecky5ever If it makes you feel any better, only a small percent of the confederacy were fighting to keep slavery. The majority of soldiers were fighting for the states right to govern themselves. Combine that with the fact that men in the south had to fight regardless of their own beliefs, I don't really hold his service against him. Plus, that was roughly 200ish years ago for him, I think? I personally don't hold his service against him as that's in the past and the person he's shown as now is different from who he was then. Then again, I'm speaking as a non fan so I'm not that invested in his character 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt
      @TEDDYBEAR-hw4qt Před 2 lety +28

      @@ohia_lehua YES!! and if the found a way to include Alice's in the last film or something. Also Emmetts should have been in this one too since Rosalie saved his life and that's how they got together. His could've came after hers in this movie.

  • @beombielovr
    @beombielovr Před 2 lety +362

    billy makes these movies 10x funnier lmaoo

  • @sarah4hp
    @sarah4hp Před 2 lety +137

    I was always team Edward when forced to choose one, because that was CLEARLY who Bella wanted, and Jacob was never going to compete with that kind of obsessive and unhealthily codependent version of love. I still always felt she would have been better off single until she figured her shit out though, because neither love interest is desirable or healthy in any way, and Bella is clearly way too messed up to be in a healthy relationship at that point, so... " *team Bella gets therapy, sorts herself out, and finds someone else who can offer her a healthy relationship that doesn't include being controlling, overbearing, stalking, destruction of property, sexual assault, and so on* " I guess 😂🤣😂

  • @SuperJessicalover
    @SuperJessicalover Před 2 lety +53

    Billy: I don't like guys
    Billy 5 minutes later: EDWARD IS MY MAN
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tomasinamichele
    @tomasinamichele Před 2 lety +720

    Team Edward until I rewatched years later and joined Team Everyone Should Die lol

    • @CalliopePony
      @CalliopePony Před 2 lety +47

      Also popular is Team Tyler's Van.
      (Tyler is the kid who almost ran Bella over with his van in the first movie)

    • @cartoonking1789
      @cartoonking1789 Před 2 lety +5

      The only valid team.

    • @lanakat
      @lanakat Před 2 lety +8

      team alice

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 Před 2 lety +5

      I was Jacob and then Team No One. Well Jasper is pretty cool

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 Před 2 lety +8

      I was struggling to stay team Edward, but I never understood what the hell he saw in her, book, movie and real life as well 🤢
      And then came the imprinting thing 🤮🤮🤮

  • @afterglowisle
    @afterglowisle Před 2 lety +451

    Talking bout, "I want everyone to die", to "I'm team Edward" to "Bella is the pimp and they the hoes" 🤣🤣🤣 I can't hold my laughter

    • @booklover4330
      @booklover4330 Před 2 lety +23

      He isn't exactly wrong, either.

    • @hermionesings
      @hermionesings Před 2 lety +30

      I mean like yeah, she really is tho. Her milkshake brings are the influential boys that would die for her and get people to fight for her to the yard

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 Před 2 lety +8

      “She keep her hoes in check!! I respect her!”

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 Před 2 lety +3

      “Git ‘cher hoes back in order!”

  • @millydadoll8567
    @millydadoll8567 Před 2 lety +70

    Billy is always like “yuckkkkk” but with a big smile on his face 😂😂😂

  • @clarissa182
    @clarissa182 Před 2 lety +124

    Billy's frustration with the Twilight saga is giving me life. HAHAHA, lol.

  • @angeliqueperez4890
    @angeliqueperez4890 Před 2 lety +112

    I love how Bella just ignores the many red flags coming from both Edward and Jacob in these movies, 5 minutes in and I see so many already 😭😭

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  Před 2 lety +44

      Red flags 🚩 clearly chase red flags 🚩 cause Bella is a whole one by herself 😂😂

  • @hi.imalayna
    @hi.imalayna Před 2 lety +905

    Trust me, most Twilight fans are deeply aware of how bad the movies are. We just embrace the cringe and love them in spite of their insanity 😂

    • @hermionesings
      @hermionesings Před 2 lety +37

      I love the Twilight films, they always make me laugh so hard. I literally CACKLE like Nicki Minaj

    • @nightxlynxs
      @nightxlynxs Před 2 lety +3

      💯

    • @ndsn96
      @ndsn96 Před 2 lety +40

      For me personally I just can't understand why people have to be roasted over the things they like, movies and books aka fiction, are just entertainment, you don't have to take it seriously, if it's not a text book that i have to study on my school or a documentary than I won't take it seriously. That's why I always liked Twilight because it has been entertaining for me not that I take it seriously.

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre Před 2 lety +16

      The insanity is what makes it fun! I dont watch this vampire movies to see lovely human love story. But the crazy, annoying shiz they get up to is what makes it entertaining.

    • @dreajp
      @dreajp Před 2 lety +19

      @@ndsn96 Exactly. I love them but I'm still aware of the bad things as well as the good 🤷🏾.

  • @lasciethiesing2219
    @lasciethiesing2219 Před 2 lety +46

    "Looking like you just came out the freezer" Billy's observation of these movies are so spot on. The whole series is a dumpster fire that you just cant turn away from 🤣

  • @counselforthedefendant4499
    @counselforthedefendant4499 Před 2 lety +54

    Omg I was laughing so much throughout this whole thing. “That’s right girl, go and get your ho in check”
    Lord why did we like these movies so much 😂

  • @DoranGale
    @DoranGale Před 2 lety +950

    1) A wolf imprints the first time they see their imprint after their change. Since Jacob didn’t imprint on Bella, he’s saying he doesn’t are if she ends up like Leah, broken-hearted after he imprints on someone else and loses all interest in her in a split-second.
    2) Jacob assaulted Bella (in the book, she’s bruised where he held her back and the back of her neck, she was fighting hard against his werewolf strength).
    3) Jacob threatens to deliberately get himself killed in the fight if she won’t show interest in him, so she kisses him so he won’t commit suicide via newborn vampire (not that he really would’ve done it).
    Team Anyone Else ❌

    • @jackieelizabeth8614
      @jackieelizabeth8614 Před 2 lety +182

      All of this. I hated the manipulation and assault. Hes plays a victim and for what? She's made it very clear that it's always Edward and yet he's having conversations in his own damn head acting like he has a chance

    • @abrilgil8556
      @abrilgil8556 Před 2 lety +28

      AKA TEAM EDWARD 🥰🥰🤪🤪

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 Před 2 lety +65

      Team they all suck

    • @hippiechic6772
      @hippiechic6772 Před 2 lety +9

      Wow! reading your reply makes me happy I didn't read the book series .

    • @jackieelizabeth8614
      @jackieelizabeth8614 Před 2 lety +41

      @@hippiechic6772 yeah seriously don't. I really don't understand why people defend the Jacob character. He's super toxic.

  • @jiawilliams7664
    @jiawilliams7664 Před 2 lety +740

    the fact that charlie had NO REACTION to jacob sexually assaulting his daughter astounds me especially considering he’s a cop
    Edit: yes i’m aware it’s nothing new for a cop to ignore something like that. what surprises me is that the CHARACTER would do that to HIS OWN DAUGHTER

    • @bobbihearn6168
      @bobbihearn6168 Před 2 lety +102

      Right, like I get he likes Jacob more than Edward but still

    • @Serenity113
      @Serenity113 Před 2 lety +153

      It’s worse in the book. He gave Jacob a high five.

    • @marii_lilmonsta
      @marii_lilmonsta Před 2 lety +65

      @@Serenity113 wtf

    • @the_nikster1
      @the_nikster1 Před 2 lety +48

      same! I always Team Charlie except for that moment. I try to ignore it lol

    • @CeltycSparrow
      @CeltycSparrow Před 2 lety +94

      It's better than BELLA'S reaction. In the book, at least she was pissed at Jacob for kissing her and WANTED Edward to kick his ass. In this one, she's DEFENDING Jacob when Edward confronts him.

  • @jlma889
    @jlma889 Před 2 lety +395

    I’ve always been “Team Bella should have never left her Momma’s house in the first book/movie.” Jacob is a whiny baby trying to control her left right and center. And Edward is 100+ years old and dead, and Bella is a teenager. It’s disturbing on so many levels. Bella should have never come to Forks. Period. That being said I do love these movies. They’re such guilty pleasures. 😂

    • @whatspopping34
      @whatspopping34 Před 2 lety +40

      Omg don't get me started, ever since the movies began, she be getting everybody killed on her behalf like dang how special is she? No personality having ahhh 🤭

    • @claudiafernandes1150
      @claudiafernandes1150 Před 2 lety +21

      As a kid I was kinda team Jacob cuz they both sucked but at least Jacob was pretty. Right now I'm team "get a damn therapist and a ticket out of that town"

    • @CM-uq8ro
      @CM-uq8ro Před 2 lety +11

      Nah. Her mom was a neglectful parent. Bella wouldn't have fallen for him if she hadn't been parentified her whole life. She needed good parents not a vampire boyfriend

    • @rosec_rose6661
      @rosec_rose6661 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Funny because before meeting Ed Bella had a career dream to be an Elementary school teacher. And she didn't wanted to marry fast lol

  • @moppetmaker
    @moppetmaker Před 2 lety +58

    The Twilight fandom will always be one of my favorite fandoms because they never try to defend the series when other people proclaim how awful it is. Twihards will whole-heartedly agree with you, then give you deeper reasons as to why the series and characters are even WORSE than you think.... Then finish off by telling you that it's their favorite series and they love it. LOL.

  • @JeM130177
    @JeM130177 Před 2 lety +168

    That whole bit with Bella like "i feel more real and more myself" I'm like WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY I HAVE SEEN NONE OF IT

    • @JeM130177
      @JeM130177 Před 2 lety +2

      @Hyperactive88 i know I read them hahah she's definitely more interesting in the books!

    • @pamelawilliams3144
      @pamelawilliams3144 Před 2 lety +4

      She's still awful in the books

    • @leigh-anjohnson
      @leigh-anjohnson Před 2 lety

      @Hyperactive88 What is her personality in the books? What do we know about her outside of she loves Edward?

  • @quans1770
    @quans1770 Před 2 lety +428

    Rosalie is one of the best characters in this whole movie series

    • @kernaishaxoxo
      @kernaishaxoxo Před 2 lety +15

      She really is! the rest of the Cullens (even the cousins) seemed really cool!

    • @Imlizzmitchell
      @Imlizzmitchell Před 2 lety +15

      Personally, I like all of the other cullins except for Edward. Edward might have been OK if he was with ANYONE ELSE!! He was just following bellas lead. In the last movie when he tried to do right by her and leave. She was as manipulative in New moon as Jacob was before the beginning of the fight in this movie. Honestly Bella and Jacob deserve each other because they're so manipulative. Edward might have been better if he was with someone else who forced to be better

    • @fightingfaerie
      @fightingfaerie Před 2 lety +27

      I love her backstory. Its so tragic. But then she gets her revenge all dressed up in her wedding gown? I stan a queen. Its been awhile but I think I remember that she didn't drink human blood. Even tearing that jerk apart she didn't even try a taste. That's impressive. A brand new newborn vampire with almost uncontrollable bloodlust? Surrounded by human blood after destroying a fool? And never drinking a drop? I'll say again, I stan a Queen.

    • @JessLoveyy
      @JessLoveyy Před 2 lety +7

      A whole movie about her would’ve been much better

    • @lasciethiesing2219
      @lasciethiesing2219 Před 2 lety +4

      Jasper tooo

  • @taweni7172
    @taweni7172 Před 2 lety +20

    billy about bella: SHe'S thE PrObEm
    also billy about bella: yeah i respect her

  • @skhonagumede6489
    @skhonagumede6489 Před 2 lety +22

    “I STAND WITH EDWARD! THAT IS MY MAN!”
    lmaooo

  • @pandawithacupcake3450
    @pandawithacupcake3450 Před 2 lety +369

    I seriously can't wait for you to watch Breaking Dawn pt. 2 the excitement and disappointment that you will experience is astronomical 😂

    • @JeM130177
      @JeM130177 Před 2 lety +31

      Oh god i know exactly what you mean and I'm excited 😂

    • @rowanjoy419
      @rowanjoy419 Před 2 lety +8

      hahahahahahahhahahahaha NOOOOOOO hahahhahha

    • @NyMinelys
      @NyMinelys Před 2 lety +10

      Omg swear I’m just waiting for that one 🤣🤣

    • @azariahgriffin3911
      @azariahgriffin3911 Před 2 lety +5

      OUUU YES😂😂😂

    • @mapistuffyvideos5216
      @mapistuffyvideos5216 Před 2 lety +2

      Breaking dawn is,quoting edward: I hope you enjoy disappointment"

  • @laylag.4219
    @laylag.4219 Před 2 lety +131

    Can we just appreciate how on every video that carpet is always vacuumed in the background😂😂I just love looking at the vacuum marks, it’s so satisfying😭👏🏾

  • @Cat-vr5ss
    @Cat-vr5ss Před 2 lety +19

    I love how Billy's always constantly talking about how he's worried about how we react to him talking about these movies meanwhile all the comments I've seen either agree with him or trash it more 😂 Billy boy you don't have to worry about us.

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  Před 2 lety +10

      You said it correctly the comments you seen.. there’s comments I had to block or just ignore 😂 some people really do hate my commentary on twilight. I’ve gotten some ugly comments lol

    • @Cat-vr5ss
      @Cat-vr5ss Před 2 lety +6

      @@BillyBinges seriously?? 😱 Bro Twilight is trash, the difference is it trash we like 😂 so if you actually defend it as a person and don't see the problems then I'm looking at them as the problem. Don't you worry Billy, the ones who love you and your commentaries will stick with you.

    • @AmberS87
      @AmberS87 Před 4 měsíci

      Yeah, I absolutely hate these movies and I bashed them so much more than he has. My sister forced me to watch them with her and I absolutely hated it.

  • @rienieceottley2173
    @rienieceottley2173 Před 2 lety +20

    I love the fact that he’s trolling the series 😭😭

  • @leahthekoala5577
    @leahthekoala5577 Před 2 lety +181

    Why does Billy’s carpet always look freshly vacuumed 😂

    • @notafangirl2099
      @notafangirl2099 Před 2 lety +32

      That's because it is. You can actually see the vacuum marks 😂

    • @ebeth5891
      @ebeth5891 Před 2 lety +11

      I weirdly love it🤣🤣

  • @Notafeministpodcast
    @Notafeministpodcast Před 2 lety +637

    The quotes from this one way too funny!
    “Now they gon do the sex!”
    “She’s a pimp!”
    “Edward is MY man!”
    “He’s grabbing the booty although there’s nothing much there.”
    “Who baby she gonna have!”
    “This girl is a great pimp!”
    “All Bella can do is start problems!”
    “Here he go with this beggin and pleading”

    • @amariebloom
      @amariebloom Před 2 lety +16

      This is everything so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @callherfoofoo
      @callherfoofoo Před 2 lety +30

      All the stages of grief through a Twilight perspective

    • @chaimalekkam4233
      @chaimalekkam4233 Před 2 lety +34

      And "she knows how to get her hoes in line" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @noni5961
      @noni5961 Před 2 lety +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣she’s gotta get her ho’s in line

    • @counselforthedefendant4499
      @counselforthedefendant4499 Před 2 lety +23

      “I’m on team everyone should die” 🤣🤣

  • @poppy7599
    @poppy7599 Před 2 lety +126

    Billy I CANNOT WAIT for when you finish this series, so that you can watch “Vampire’s Suck.” You will STANNNNN!! #bingers
    Please help me get this where he will see it!

    • @fidelianerina
      @fidelianerina Před 2 lety +6

      I remember watching that movie and laughing so much. If he's confused by this series, he will LOVE Vampires Sucks. I'm still amazed to find out they actually made a movie to go for each twilight. I have yet to watch them all.

    • @sierrahsharp8518
      @sierrahsharp8518 Před 2 lety +1

      I like twilight but I LOVE Vampires suck.

    • @kittygoblin2377
      @kittygoblin2377 Před 2 lety

      and now this comment has come true

  • @yisraellayisrael7882
    @yisraellayisrael7882 Před 2 lety +8

    I can tell from Billy’s “she’s a runner she’s a track star” that those singing lessons are working maybe we will hear a full song of “I hate you mom I hate you dad I hate school it makes me sad” 😂

  • @joey3335
    @joey3335 Před 2 lety +93

    Billy before recording this, “Aah sh*t here we go again”

  • @hopet7090
    @hopet7090 Před 2 lety +82

    I was team Edward for all of the books. But rewatching it I’m team therapy cause they all need counseling. They’re far to co-dependent and toxic to one another. Edward should have been an adult and left that girl alone

    • @LindseyMoon13
      @LindseyMoon13 Před 2 lety +7

      I had to laugh at the "should have been an adult" part considering how old he really is lol you're completely right. He's been alone long enough to know how to be independent for sure so def should have been somewhat independent at the very least.

  • @saorise28
    @saorise28 Před 2 lety +8

    I just want to say, I love that your carpet always looks freshly vacuumed. It adds a nice touch and the way that the vacuum pattern looks * chefs kiss *

  • @hannahgillson2475
    @hannahgillson2475 Před 2 lety +3

    “‘Coz right now I’m on team ‘I hope everybody dies…’” LOL!!!! I felt the same way at this point watching Twilight 🤣👏

  • @kristinafagan8396
    @kristinafagan8396 Před 2 lety +200

    The guy who plays Seth plays in Decedent's as Jafars son

    • @aspectrat651
      @aspectrat651 Před 2 lety +13

      How did I not notice that was booboo Stewart

    • @Melanie-jy2nw
      @Melanie-jy2nw Před 2 lety +30

      @@aspectrat651 Seth is the only character I root for in this series

    • @tanczosfanni
      @tanczosfanni Před 2 lety +2

      @@Melanie-jy2nw me too

  • @somehugedude
    @somehugedude Před 2 lety +289

    Dawg I think it’s worth mentioning that Jasper was in the CONFEDERATE army in the civil war lol so can’t rock with bro😂

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  Před 2 lety +148

      I honestly didn’t realize.. but to be honest I wouldn’t of cared lol. My expectations with these movies was already low.

    • @starheartskull15
      @starheartskull15 Před 2 lety +38

      @@BillyBinges I thought the same but I just noticed when alice pops up when he’s telling Bella the story & he says “idk what I’d be if I hadn’t met alice” and she says “you never have to be that again”. So I’m guessing he learned to be ashamed by that past & changed his views?

    • @twilightgrl12494
      @twilightgrl12494 Před 2 lety +16

      @@starheartskull15 no, Jasper was ashamed of how he was as a vampire, not a human.

    • @dreajp
      @dreajp Před 2 lety +22

      @@twilightgrl12494 I'm pretty sure he meant both? It would make complete sense. He also doesn't seem to have a racist bone in his body. At least he's not obvious. Most of the time you know if someone is racist.

    • @twilightgrl12494
      @twilightgrl12494 Před 2 lety +18

      @@dreajp just because someone fought for the south, does not make them a racist

  • @tiffanylifesaver
    @tiffanylifesaver Před 2 lety +3

    "They kissing like 2(fill in the blank)"
    Is my favorite part

  • @alixer87
    @alixer87 Před 2 lety +7

    This is too funny. I think something that we forget but they display it soo well in this movie is that Jacob is literally a child and Edward is a grown, grown man so the way they act towards Bella is apparent. Also Rosalie is the only one thinking because Bella and Edward is like skipping through the forest happy but she’s like no one wanted this. All of there stories are tragic and Bella is just like head in the clouds oblivious. Also Billy is right, there were really no major issues before Bella moved there, she is the cause of everything. I am team everyone else but the main 3 characters. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @stormysciophobia8846
    @stormysciophobia8846 Před 2 lety +82

    See I feel like the “kiss me” scene Jacob manipulated that out of her because he knows that Bella has some love for him (not the way he wants) and used that against her! like he basically pulled the “if you breakup with me I’ll kill myself!” card on her and that was just Ew😬

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  Před 2 lety +57

      Bella been manipulating EVERYBODY since the beginning 😂 why are stressing about Jacob?? They all manipulating each other to me 🤷🏾‍♂️ that’s why I’m team everybody dies

    • @stormysciophobia8846
      @stormysciophobia8846 Před 2 lety

      @@BillyBinges you’ll understand soon Just wait and see 😂

    • @bloodyhellmanns
      @bloodyhellmanns Před 2 lety

      that's a cool picture, where is that from?

  • @keavabonner1625
    @keavabonner1625 Před 2 lety +54

    I'm mad I missed the live. Rosalie and Alice deserve their own origin story, movie something

    • @lizzymaid
      @lizzymaid Před 2 lety +6

      I agree! They gave Alice’s backstory like one paragraph in the first book and basically nothing in the movies 🙄

    • @lasciethiesing2219
      @lasciethiesing2219 Před 2 lety +2

      Alice and Emits story are in the last Twilight book put out in 2020, Midnight Sun. The one written from Edwards perspective.

    • @akko098
      @akko098 Před 2 lety

      I know it’s not much but someone made this cute short video depicting how they imagine Alice meeting Jasper for the very first time :)
      czcams.com/video/mc6XsWqwHV0/video.html

  • @Claudiaatje212
    @Claudiaatje212 Před 2 lety +7

    The reason why they couldn't catch Victoria is because evasiveness was her special talent.
    I'd like you to do a commentary on costume dramas because I think that would be wayyy out of your comfort zone 😊 Some of my faves are Emma (2020 version with Anya Taylor Joy), Jane Eyre (2006 series with Toby Stephens) and Pride & Prejudice (1995 series with Colin Firth) #bingers

  • @janinex4541
    @janinex4541 Před 2 lety +6

    16:10"Can vampires even have sex?" A question i am asking myself since years. I mean there is NO BLOOD at all in him...so how??? It must be rock hard all the time then🙈

  • @manasas868
    @manasas868 Před 2 lety +236

    I do think these movies would've been better if they dwelled into vampires and wolves their world building and fights more . They can still have romance in there but they could've concentrated more on the lore of them . It's would've been so interesting to see tbh...

    • @Gosperella26
      @Gosperella26 Před 2 lety +7

      I was thinking the same last night watching this.

    • @Buffy8Fan
      @Buffy8Fan Před 2 lety +24

      Even with the focus on romance it could have been better if the boys weren't so manipulative and controlling and Bella wasn't so down on herself and depressed and less light-hearted against the boys bad actions. But it still would have been bad because that wouldn't be taking into account other problems the three main characters have, or any of the other character's bad actions in the series. Technically, I watch a writer make CZcams videos of rewriting _Twilight_ for fun and editing practice, and it shows just how problematic a lot about the whole series truly is.

    • @Miss_Myth
      @Miss_Myth Před 2 lety +6

      Honestly, that's why I only ever rewatch the final film, because I feel like it leans more into that.

    • @fightingfaerie
      @fightingfaerie Před 2 lety +8

      I still remember something someone pointed out about the books. It could've easily been a really interesting and rich story about vampires. Stephanie Myer put a lot of background and lore into, well, the background. But instead focused on this not great love story between two (3?) characters and revolved everything around them.

    • @manasas868
      @manasas868 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fightingfaerie exactly 🙌

  • @sbscarlett
    @sbscarlett Před 2 lety +25

    "I ain't hear nobody ask about a condom" I'm crying cause you won't moving forward either 😭

  • @missmandolinaa
    @missmandolinaa Před 2 lety +5

    “They kiss like” examples are my favorite parts 😂😂

  • @elisesands8803
    @elisesands8803 Před 2 lety +3

    Ok but I'm so excited for him to meet Resumé in the next one 😂

  • @alib7775
    @alib7775 Před 2 lety +65

    I have always been team Edward. Jacob is always trying to force Bella into something she don't want. Edward wants her to be happy even if it's not with him

  • @PringlesOfficial_
    @PringlesOfficial_ Před 2 lety +23

    This movie was so ... 😭 Jacob is such a manipulator telling Bella that her reasonings for wanting him to stay wasn’t good enough. Bella was also in the wrong for kissing him??? She could’ve just said “I want you to stay because I love you” since love can either be platonic or romantic. Its the fact that Jacob kisses her without permission and CHARLIE DOESNT EVEN CARE??? And then she willingly kissed Jacob and Edward just stood there??? IF NO ONES GONNA CARE THAT SHE KISSES THEM THEN WHY ARE EDWARD AND JACOB STILL FIGHTING OVER BELLA?

  • @NayvieNoir
    @NayvieNoir Před 2 lety +4

    Glad to see Billy hopping on the “every other Cullen is more interesting than Edward” train

  • @lecciciapires2166
    @lecciciapires2166 Před 2 lety +15

    I was technically Team Jacob, but it was more of a situation of “between Edward and Jacob, I’m picking Jacob I guess”
    Also, I like werewolves and don’t like vampires, so that’s that.
    Also also, the only character of Meyer that I actually crushed on was Ian. Anyone remembers The Host? Just me? Ok.

    • @IJN360
      @IJN360 Před 2 lety +2

      Broo I was the same I was only team Jacob because I don’t like vampires and prefer werewolves😭😭😭

    • @laylammorais
      @laylammorais Před rokem +1

      The Host was everything to me! Ian was one of the best characters 😭

    • @carmenks6974
      @carmenks6974 Před rokem +1

      I loved Ian so much! Hated Jared with a passion though.

  • @elizabitty213
    @elizabitty213 Před 2 lety +35

    #Bingers “Harry Potter” please!
    Love your channel and your lives! Thank you for your hard work 🙏🏻🤓💕🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @SL-ic1we
    @SL-ic1we Před 2 lety +303

    I was team Jacob when I was in high school, even got his life size poster & a jacket lol 😂 Then I moved on to team Edward when I was older…now I don’t like either of them lol

    • @Gosperella26
      @Gosperella26 Před 2 lety +32

      I was team Edward now I'm team Alice and Jasper.

    • @tessastack8127
      @tessastack8127 Před 2 lety +21

      Let me tell you about Charile....

    • @MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020
      @MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020 Před 2 lety +8

      after reading the books again recently, i still dislike Bella

    • @SL-ic1we
      @SL-ic1we Před 2 lety +6

      @@Gosperella26 have always loved Alice!

    • @SL-ic1we
      @SL-ic1we Před 2 lety +5

      @@tessastack8127 love Charlie!

  • @forgetmenotjimmy
    @forgetmenotjimmy Před 2 lety +5

    These commentaries are a gem!
    Viewing the story as Bella keeping her hoes in line is so inspired! Definitely is an improvement.
    Also literally everyone else's stories are more interesting than the main three:
    how Rosalie met her boyfriend and learned to love again/lose her bloodthirst
    Lea is the only female werewolf and the alpha is her ex whose thoughts she hears constantly, complicated!
    Southern guy and Alice are cute and seem like they have a nice relationship
    Why does the doctor turn people? it seems like a nice thing to do but also traps them in an immortal life, and how does he chose who to save? that moral choice could be explored
    Charlie finding out about vampires and werewolves and becoming their human contact in law enforcement could be a whole TV show
    Even the high schoolers could be interesting!

  • @joellenglass2344
    @joellenglass2344 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Billy I’m glad that you have indulged us with this franchise against your wishes! 😂😂

  • @rachelmcdonald7296
    @rachelmcdonald7296 Před 2 lety +45

    Jacob doesn't have much of a choice about them knowing his business and feelings, when the boys are wolves they share each others thoughts so literally all their secrets and thoughts are on full display for the others to see/hear. That's why they know so much. #noprivacy

    • @OpposingPony
      @OpposingPony Před 2 lety +14

      I always felt so bad for Leah Clearwater because she had to hear all the guys thoughts and they heard hers. As if being a teenage girl wasn't bad enough...

    • @rachelmcdonald7296
      @rachelmcdonald7296 Před 2 lety +12

      @@OpposingPony definitely and plus she had to listen to Sam her ex boyfriends thoughts about how much he loved Emily her cousin who was like a sister to her. Poor Leah definitely got the worst end of the stick.

    • @ranniwolves
      @ranniwolves Před rokem +1

      @@OpposingPony the way stephanie wrote her character is so awful too. i read that in the books she reads all their thoughts about how she’s “infertile” and they don’t like her bc of it

  • @Heroesfullyalive
    @Heroesfullyalive Před 2 lety +18

    "Why do I have to get to the last ten minutes of the movie to finally get something?"
    Because the books are mostly from Bella's perspective so you never would have seen this. It was added on, to keep audiences interested in at least part of it.

  • @fatimaherbawi
    @fatimaherbawi Před 5 měsíci +3

    “Looking like you just came out the freezer” 😂

  • @goodbyeg7032
    @goodbyeg7032 Před 2 lety +4

    Still can’t wait for him to be traumatized by renesmee and you know whoo

  • @beombielovr
    @beombielovr Před 2 lety +97

    i think bella's dad didn't take her to the doctor bc edward's dad is a doctor,, gotta get that free service

  • @bexc348
    @bexc348 Před 2 lety +26

    Got to say, your reaction to these movies are one of my favourites for sure. The fact that you can only get through them by seeing Bella as a pimp keeping her hoes in line is brilliant. Thank you for the videos! Genuinely enjoying you ripping these to shreds

  • @lisa.222
    @lisa.222 Před 2 lety +6

    I'm living for how he's hating on Bella every time she speaks

  • @nmoney6655
    @nmoney6655 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Rosalie’s backstory was even more tragic in the book see she got raped by her fiancée and when Carlisle smelled the blood he walked out and saw Rosalie and he was hoping that he can create a mate for Edward who spent about 10 years without a mate and he turned her into a Vampire but Rosalie wasn’t more than a sister to Edward but a few years later she found Emmett who got mauled by a Bear 🐻

  • @JuviaLockser12
    @JuviaLockser12 Před 2 lety +17

    Eclipse is my favorite one out of all of them because I loved the plot of the vampires and wolves teaming up to go against Victoria’s army of newborn vampires.

  • @FlorySparks
    @FlorySparks Před 2 lety +57

    Been re-watching all the Twilight movies right along side you!! Although, I am in the minority and am not afraid to admit that I still enjoy the Twilight series. But, I read all the books and there is so much more backstory that gets missed in the movies. You still make me laugh though Billy!!

    • @eveelima1
      @eveelima1 Před 2 lety +4

      I still love these movies too! Me and my husband btw haha

    • @lunnaris474
      @lunnaris474 Před 2 lety +4

      I still love the movies and the books, I cried of pure happiness when I was finally able to read midnight sun! I’ll forever love this series no matter how many people hate on them 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kimberlylatrice1981
      @kimberlylatrice1981 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh yeah. I'm a Twilighter for Life; I don't care what anybody says about it! #TeamTwilight

    • @kaytownes5912
      @kaytownes5912 Před 2 lety +4

      I do honestly still get mad at the movies, because I absolutely LOVE the books and they left sooo much out and changed the rest. 😑 but the books are still amazing!

  • @VeruAvv1309
    @VeruAvv1309 Před 2 lety +3

    I absolutely love how much you absolutely hate this Saga... It gives me life 😂👏🏽.

  • @jennifermeza1726
    @jennifermeza1726 Před 2 lety +5

    i grew up with the twilight movies and they're comforting in a weird sort of way. I am enjoying these reaction vids!

  • @user-yf8ff8po8u
    @user-yf8ff8po8u Před 2 lety +94

    I don’t know why I was so obsessed with these movies….. and damn billy, you’re expanding my vocabulary yet again 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  Před 2 lety +19

      I’m not sure either honestly 😂
      But thank you vianca ❤️

    • @carograh
      @carograh Před 2 lety

      Team Edward all the way!!!

  • @katymarie5323
    @katymarie5323 Před 2 lety +96

    I was team Jacob, but now I’m team Charlie. He’s better than the 3 main characters of the series. He deserves so much. 🥺

    • @haileybug8674
      @haileybug8674 Před 2 lety +2

      I was team Jacob when I was younger....Now I play for team Carlisle but not for the same reason you're team Charlie.

    • @CM-uq8ro
      @CM-uq8ro Před 2 lety +8

      Only movie Charlie. Book Charlie sucks

  • @curlyfangirl
    @curlyfangirl Před 2 lety +7

    This got me crying from laughter. Can’t wait for Billy to inevitably react to the Fifty Shades movies 😂 #bingers

  • @playgorlri
    @playgorlri Před 2 lety +2

    It’s so funny how Billy going back and forth clowning Bella, Edward, and Jacob . 😭😂

  • @haleyleahann8296
    @haleyleahann8296 Před 2 lety +138

    The joy of the series IS the trashing-- no one trashes it more than Robert Pattinson himself. A group of my friends watched it once with commentary including Rob-- you can so pick up on his disdain even then.

  • @nicolasewell5195
    @nicolasewell5195 Před 2 lety +40

    #bingers can you please watch the hunger games franchise, I absolutely love the fims and I would love for you to react to them!!!

  • @AnimeFiend176
    @AnimeFiend176 Před rokem

    5:30ish - There's actually some in-text speculation that Victoria has a special ability, namely to get out of danger.
    Also, you have to burn a vampire because otherwise they can put themselves back together, possibly even from ash. There's a bit during the bonfire scene (in the book) where Billy Black shows off a little pouch filled with some of the ashes from the vampire in his story, kept as precaution in case burning them wasn't enough.

  • @lunajack9947
    @lunajack9947 Před 2 lety +1

    “ you gonna ask her what she wanna do , then tell her y’all going to a party ?!. I like his style” that got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lee-ps9vh
    @Lee-ps9vh Před 2 lety +148

    billy doesn't like it when anybody kiss. I'm starting to think he doesn't even like when he kiss lmao

    • @Notafeministpodcast
      @Notafeministpodcast Před 2 lety +3

      Lol

    • @Lee-ps9vh
      @Lee-ps9vh Před 2 lety +35

      @Miranda Holter Right omg! If Billy was my friend he would not be invited to my wedding lol

    • @nicholaslewis1337
      @nicholaslewis1337 Před 2 lety +1

      I was just thinking I’m waiting for him to slip up and like one😂

    • @amandafox8603
      @amandafox8603 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Lee-ps9vh LMAO I'd Pay him just to attend weddings and insult the "Kiss the bride" moment.

    • @batool2000rox
      @batool2000rox Před 2 lety +1

      It's always funny

  • @its.asanchez
    @its.asanchez Před 2 lety +17

    you should do the hunger games series after twilight!! i feel like you'd definitely be able to get into it more #bingers

  • @tijasialett3517
    @tijasialett3517 Před 2 lety +16

    I’m team Edward all the way. Everyone that was team Jacob liked him either because he wasn’t a vampire or because he never wore a shirt period. Jacob was too winy and “woe is me” and yeah nah.

    • @UMewMew
      @UMewMew Před 11 měsíci

      I'm team jasper he's so delectable

  • @chaimalekkam4233
    @chaimalekkam4233 Před 2 lety +3

    You killed me with the whole "hoes in line" comments, i was drinking coffee and snorted 🤣🤣🤣

  • @heatheradams3576
    @heatheradams3576 Před 2 lety +77

    I was team Jacob just because the muscles and because edward always looks constipated and is way too white (am I allowed to say that? 🤷‍♀️)
    I just joined the squad to see these reactions sooner. Sooo good!! Polar bears 😂

    • @geniegenie
      @geniegenie Před 2 lety +5

      Same 🤣

    • @EmilyHernandez-jt4cs
      @EmilyHernandez-jt4cs Před 2 lety +1

      He imprinted on a baby

    • @drunkmxnds
      @drunkmxnds Před 2 lety +1

      @@EmilyHernandez-jt4cs you don’t choose who you imprint on and she was an adult like two months later

    • @madih4586
      @madih4586 Před 2 lety

      @@drunkmxnds no, she's an adult seven years later. She's a freaking child at two months. It's disgusting pedophilic grooming behavior.

    • @drunkmxnds
      @drunkmxnds Před 2 lety

      @@madih4586 you don’t choose who you imprint on . Take it up w the author if you got a problem w it tf

  • @TheBonny720
    @TheBonny720 Před 2 lety +34

    #bingers ooh! Arguably one of the best vampire movies ever that you should watch is “Interview with a vampire.” It’s a much more classic take on the vampire monster lore and mythos, and it’s just hella good

  • @MelaniePoparad
    @MelaniePoparad Před 2 lety +2

    I always thought is was ridiculous that Bella was so against marriage but was so eager to literally change her biology to become another entity that would force her to leave everything she knows and loves. It makes no sense. If you love him enough to want to spend the rest of eternity with him, why would marriage be objectionable? On another note, towards the beginning when Bella and Edward to go Florida and the Cullens and wolves are chasing Victoria, the reason neither the wolves nor the vamps can catch her is because she’s purposely jumping back and forth across the treaty boundary line. That’s why Emmett got tackled by Paul (the wolf) in the river. Emmett continued to chase Victoria even after she bounced to the wolf territory. That was the boundary and the wolves are very very protective of their land and people. So you were right, Victoria was playing with them, pitting them against each other to see if/how she could get past them to get to Bella. I love Rosalie and Emmett. Rosalie because she’s an honest bitch and her backstory is horrific (it’s actually worse in the book) and Emmett is just a big, laidback badass - which balances Rosalie’s intensity. I love all the Cullens but I have a soft spot for a blond with a strong alpha male ... kinda like my own marriage. So I rock with them.

  • @elsieegrace
    @elsieegrace Před 2 lety +1

    "they kiss like two..." is my favorite running joke

  • @RandomFandomDragon
    @RandomFandomDragon Před 2 lety +54

    "Get your hos in line" omg, I'm dead 😂😂😂😂 Def makes the movie slightly more tolerable.
    You reacting to this trash is the only thing good about watching these movies

  • @hayleytubrett3749
    @hayleytubrett3749 Před 2 lety +136

    Are we all just gonna skip over the fact that Jasper was in the CONFEDERATE army??? LMAO Stephanie just slipping that in there casually...

    • @ayannabranchcomb7535
      @ayannabranchcomb7535 Před 2 lety +36

      Right. Because how easy would it have been for him to be a union soldier 🥴 or explain why and how he’s changed? Or let him be a generic cowboy

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 Před 2 lety +22

      When we are dealing with dogs imprinting and grooming kids, a confederate soldier raised in those ways, who was probably forced to join the army like most soldiers are, is the least of this sagas problems. At least for a guy frozen in time, he chose to change for the better. It's a plus point

    • @redpanda6134
      @redpanda6134 Před 2 lety

      @@anycullen21 As far as I know, we see none of Cullen family even interact with people who aren't white. The only non-white people are the wolves and all the Cullens don't like them even if it's just a little bit. I'm not trying to say Jasper is or isn't racist but to say he's changed isn't a fact.

  • @lisa.222
    @lisa.222 Před 2 lety +3

    He TOTALLY needs to watch Alice in wonderland with Jonny Depp. It's iconic

  • @tiffanyfreeman6411
    @tiffanyfreeman6411 Před 2 lety +2

    This is my favorite twilight commentary so far... holy cow, you had me rolling this whole time 😆😆😆 the next two should be just as good

  • @squidward9155
    @squidward9155 Před 2 lety +12

    “Cause ima have EDWARD’S vitamin D if Yknow what I’m sayin😏”
    I can’t with him lmfao

  • @abbietheoreo
    @abbietheoreo Před 2 lety +10

    My depression got the best of me today, thanks for giving me a good laugh to end the day.

    • @BillyBinges
      @BillyBinges  Před 2 lety +8

      I’m glad I was able to bring a laugh. I hope that energy keeps you from falling again. Im here for you Abbie ❤️♥️💗

  • @bobbyhill123
    @bobbyhill123 Před 2 lety +4

    You literally made this movie so much more entertaining with your reaction. Im dying

  • @annaheeldawes8608
    @annaheeldawes8608 Před 2 lety +1

    Billy I am loving your take on getting through this series... 😂😂