Jimmy Carr: Stand Up - Extended & Uncut

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  • čas přidán 30. 05. 2024
  • Here's Jimmy's second stand-up special, uncut, unfiltered and now featuring extra content!
    Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official CZcams channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
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Komentáře • 102

  • @UldisBiz
    @UldisBiz Před 4 měsíci +12

    What never ceases to amaze me is how Jimmy comes up with these witty and really funny comments on the spot. Like, some of them might be kind of prepared in advance as they have more general applications. But 'have you been hypnotized into defecating on the spot?' is definitely not possible to prepare for. While writing a really funny comedy material by itself is not something anyone can do (in fact, unfortunately, most stand-up comedians can't), these in-the-moment witty comments are just an absolute sign of comedy genius IMHO.

    • @luisgomez8635
      @luisgomez8635 Před měsícem

      Hes hardly the first to do those type of jokes

    • @UldisBiz
      @UldisBiz Před měsícem

      @@luisgomez8635 specifically?

  • @ingrid_mxx
    @ingrid_mxx Před 7 měsíci +53

    It's become my weekend routine to get something to drink and watch these specials. My neighbours probably think I'm crazy when they hear me constantly laughing like a maniac 😂 thank you Jimmy ❤

  • @ericanderson735
    @ericanderson735 Před 6 měsíci +9

    He seems humble and funny about all the “work” he has had done which is good. I just don’t understand why he would have it done in the first place, he always seemed so confident and secure in himself and getting older is part of life ! Can’t go back now but I hope you keep going because your stand up is amazing and is what the world needs

  • @donbronson2518
    @donbronson2518 Před 7 měsíci +30

    Good lord that lady at the start was asking for it! You can't tell Jimmy to move along you're just prolonging the inevitable. That was brilliant

  • @JoeeyTheeKangaroo
    @JoeeyTheeKangaroo Před 7 měsíci +34

    Thanks for uploading these. I have trouble falling asleep & these standups are excellent to fall asleep to.

  • @Bobthytart
    @Bobthytart Před 6 měsíci +4

    Glad to support you in anyway I can, RIP Sean Lock.

  • @severussnape3311
    @severussnape3311 Před 7 měsíci +9

    I am currently watching this mans entire work and, i like it because it is *PROPPER ENGLISCH*.
    I'm planning to visit a show next year to pay, respects.

    • @BBLphilosopher
      @BBLphilosopher Před 6 měsíci

      He’s doing a tour right now go see him

    • @adz3420
      @adz3420 Před 14 dny

      you cant see him live if he's dead

  • @lumbahrye
    @lumbahrye Před 6 měsíci +8

    41:50 Did Jimmy just laugh... correctly?

  • @eliwolf3620
    @eliwolf3620 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Yess!!! Please upload more full shows

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Před 7 měsíci +15

    Jimmy’s hilarious. Screw the haters (not literally, they probably suck in bed).

  • @ONEDVSDVIT
    @ONEDVSDVIT Před 7 měsíci +93

    The Money's All Gone, But The Joke's Are Still Here

    • @CulinaireZaken
      @CulinaireZaken Před 7 měsíci +7

      Comming in through youtube again!

    • @everything.custom
      @everything.custom Před 7 měsíci +1

      Don't be sad, you can always make more money 🥲

    • @mykeday
      @mykeday Před 7 měsíci +11

      That's what he's telling the tax man anyway 😂

    • @freddie-jz3vg
      @freddie-jz3vg Před 3 měsíci +1

      he has a net worth of 25 million as of 2023

  • @car-pezaclu1394
    @car-pezaclu1394 Před 6 měsíci +2

    you a folking legend for uploading this on youtube. In full!

  • @roynasser1
    @roynasser1 Před 6 měsíci +11

    Please make a new special.....I know all the existing ones by heart 😂

  • @LonelyHeartsChannel
    @LonelyHeartsChannel Před 6 měsíci +8

    I love Jimmy. He eases my pain😔

  • @AdrianMulligan
    @AdrianMulligan Před 7 měsíci +9

    He's the best...love him!😂

  • @Alex-vg7uu
    @Alex-vg7uu Před 7 měsíci +4

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • @VinnieG-
    @VinnieG- Před 7 měsíci +16

    Jimmy is hilarious with the audience 🤣

  • @resurrection1174
    @resurrection1174 Před 6 měsíci +1

    You recently said in a podcast "I'm good at telling jokes but not telling story's". I love the f****** way you just tell joke no filler.

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP946 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Amazing that these shows are free on youtube. This is top notch stuff

  • @FreakazoidRobots
    @FreakazoidRobots Před 7 měsíci +26

    Nobody can say Jimmy isn't smart. He trained his audience to applaud on command before he even got on the stage.

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 Před 7 měsíci +2

    It’s not the jokes, it’s the hecklers

  • @SC-qm4df
    @SC-qm4df Před 7 měsíci +1

    Shoutout to Jimmy's accountant

  • @Vivi-hj8jg
    @Vivi-hj8jg Před 6 měsíci +1

    Hilariously funny as always

  • @74357175
    @74357175 Před 7 měsíci +3

    It's interesting to see which lines got cut...

  • @hopey7625
    @hopey7625 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Love me some jimmy

  • @zarahbystrom3032
    @zarahbystrom3032 Před 7 měsíci

    The Real King of Britain, all rise for Jimmie "king" Carr!!!!

  • @thenewb3189
    @thenewb3189 Před 4 měsíci

    Dude’s PowerPoint is better than many comics’ actual standup routines…wow!

  • @user-ed8pt7iy9l
    @user-ed8pt7iy9l Před 4 měsíci

    Love you Jimmy say something funny for a fan 😅❤

  • @normanwolfe7639
    @normanwolfe7639 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Should have said “please give it up for… Jamaica!

  • @user-bm8qj4xw6g
    @user-bm8qj4xw6g Před 7 měsíci +2

    Jimmy you’re jokes are the funniest in the world

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme3993 Před 7 měsíci +5

    The audience did not follow directions. They were sitting down!

  • @victoriawalley8483
    @victoriawalley8483 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Jimmy ❤

  • @tjk_7352
    @tjk_7352 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I really expected a blind joke after that intro

  • @toolavish
    @toolavish Před 4 měsíci

    First thing Ive noticed Is you seem to have gotten plastic surgery. Even if you odd you sill got there wit and humor enjoy your specials. Brings laughter into my life. Thank you Jimmy. Hoping for many more.

  • @the.aquarion
    @the.aquarion Před 6 měsíci

    The Prince Charles joke hits different now LMAO

  • @CrouchingGrandpa
    @CrouchingGrandpa Před 6 měsíci

    Yeey Jimmyy woo.

  • @jimbrown5552
    @jimbrown5552 Před 6 měsíci

    Thanks again for

  • @thor9517
    @thor9517 Před 7 měsíci

    Thanks immy for the enternainment. I would love to get roasted by you, lol.

  • @vinayakpattar2091
    @vinayakpattar2091 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I am Jimmy Carr of the telly!!🎉

  • @jasonforpresident5678
    @jasonforpresident5678 Před 4 měsíci

    1:04:54

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před 7 měsíci +11

    *_If the girl at the beginning that Jimmy picked on is angry, she should realise that the reason he chose her was because she the was the best looking woman near the front. That's actually a compliment._*

    • @blackmaxbranning3666
      @blackmaxbranning3666 Před 7 měsíci

      Compliment*

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz Před 7 měsíci

      @@blackmaxbranning3666 Oh, right, thanks.

    • @blackmaxbranning3666
      @blackmaxbranning3666 Před 7 měsíci

      @@warren52nz neigh problem mush.

    • @blackmaxbranning3666
      @blackmaxbranning3666 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@warren52nz beautiful font by the way.

    • @goldenpony822
      @goldenpony822 Před 7 měsíci

      My bet is h8s picks are based on body language and faciap tension, like gauging their mood and reaction before even picking or addressing someone

  • @LorrdFfuzyLogik
    @LorrdFfuzyLogik Před 7 měsíci +1

    HELLO JACKIE. YOU LOOK NICE!

  • @6egotronix
    @6egotronix Před 6 měsíci +1

    Hey Jimmy! Saw you in Bulgaria, it was great fun! However.....why did you come to eastern europe? Are you all that broke?! :P :D

  • @paulboucher806
    @paulboucher806 Před 7 měsíci

    Either you're ill or you need to kick the Charlie mate

  • @Scotty.doggins
    @Scotty.doggins Před 7 měsíci

    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @martinraxyz
    @martinraxyz Před 6 měsíci

    Who's that chap at the beginning?

  • @CRAZYCR1T1C
    @CRAZYCR1T1C Před 5 měsíci

    Thumbs up for Jimmy please. He needs payment from CZcams

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme3993 Před 7 měsíci

    So Jimmy. Who were you before?

  • @maskfal9600
    @maskfal9600 Před 6 měsíci +1

    what's up with the guy @ 6:31 (right of screen) ?? Dude looks scary!!

  • @burgermanvr
    @burgermanvr Před 7 měsíci

    Jimmy is "gooder"

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme3993 Před 7 měsíci

    53:56 Jimmy, these days you can be on fire if you are an EV.

  • @NicolaiAwesome
    @NicolaiAwesome Před 6 měsíci

    All the Carol Vorderman jokes are making a little bit more sense now. I used to think Jimmy just liked picking on her. Instead it was because he really wanted to bang her. Maybe he got knocked back? 😂

  • @MightyandSuperior24
    @MightyandSuperior24 Před 6 měsíci

    CLONE OR CANCER ?

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 Před 7 měsíci

    Levothyroxin

    • @SirDamatoIII
      @SirDamatoIII Před 6 měsíci

      Levothyroxine, also known as L-thyroxine, is a synthetic form of the thyroid hormone thyroxine. It is used to treat thyroid hormone deficiency, including a severe form known as myxedema coma. It may also be used to treat and prevent certain types of thyroid tumors. Are you saying he has cancer?

  • @sparkyobrien649
    @sparkyobrien649 Před 6 měsíci

    we love Jimmy Carr ...
    but we know better than to go to a live show ...
    he can be ruthless if you catch his eye ...
    but he knows better than to single out the Indians !

  • @Ivorbiggin
    @Ivorbiggin Před 6 měsíci

    Interestingly the yank part of this vid towards the end, is noticeably spoken slower and is spoken in a clearer voice……no doubt to appease the yanks

  • @MrMattyb05
    @MrMattyb05 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Looks like hes run out of adrenechrome

  • @vegapunk-sx3yw
    @vegapunk-sx3yw Před 6 měsíci

    Damn...it was recorded the year i was born

  • @RabbiHerschel
    @RabbiHerschel Před 6 měsíci

    Sneed

  • @davidsmart8594
    @davidsmart8594 Před 7 měsíci

    No new material then?

  • @tuveuxlademocratieoutuveux4692
    @tuveuxlademocratieoutuveux4692 Před 6 měsíci +1

    *My goodness you lost weight Jimmy ! What happened ?...*

  • @crashalexander7232
    @crashalexander7232 Před 7 měsíci

    wow ....guess i been watching his ....old stuff ...he seems to have aged very rapidly ....wow.

    • @SirDamatoIII
      @SirDamatoIII Před 6 měsíci

      He is British, and sees little sunlight. We only see him with make-up on when he is on stage, and for the recorded series he does. When he does not wear any, everyone assumes he is ill.

  • @goodquestion8064
    @goodquestion8064 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Jimmy cut out the intro and go straight to the cut

  • @rossdonnelly7923
    @rossdonnelly7923 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Sorry my man but ya look miserable after losing the bit of meet ya had on ya Sorry

  • @David-rj6zr
    @David-rj6zr Před 7 měsíci +1

    Skip all the talking and just fill program with ads. CZcams has got shite

  • @Gungnir762
    @Gungnir762 Před měsícem

    Humour lost to the woke… but loved by humans…

  • @Oh_Nanners
    @Oh_Nanners Před 7 měsíci +1

    So Jimmy, when will you move out from the format of "series of jokes" and into a full show?

  • @hglbrg
    @hglbrg Před 7 měsíci +1

    Jimmy mate you are going full Michael Jackson lately. Hope you stop before that happens.

  • @KAMPEKItranslate
    @KAMPEKItranslate Před 7 měsíci +5

    Oh my God, it's Jimmy Carr, notorious rip off of Johnny Buss