Jojo All Star Battle: Joseph "Your Next Line Is" Quotes (Subbed)

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  • čas přidán 25. 07. 2024
  • Thanks to /vg/ jojo boards and mitler25 (borrowed some of his lines)
    0:00 for Jonathan
    0:11 for Joseph
    0:21 for Jotaro
    0:28 for Josuke
    0:40 for Giorno
    0:49 for Jolyne
    0:57 for Johnny
    1:05 for Zeppeli
    1:13 for Caesar
    1:26 for Kakyoin
    1:38 for Okuyasu
    1:47 for Bruno
    1:54 for Ermes
    2:04 for Gyro
    2:11 for Dio Brando
    2:19 for Wammu
    2:26 for Polnareff
    2:38 for Mista
    2:53 for Pucci
    3:04 for Valentine
    3:13 for Kars
    3:25 for Avdol
    3:35 for Koichi
    3:52 for Akira
    4:06 for Narancia
    4:19 for Josuke (JoJoLion)
    4:25 for Kira
    4:33 for DIO
    4:43 for Hol Horse
    4:53 for Rohan
    5:10 for Kawajiri
    5:23 for Diavolo
    5:37 for Shigekiyo
    5:48 for Esidisi
  • Hry

Komentáře • 10K

  • @whey8028
    @whey8028 Před 5 lety +4788

    everyone gangsta until Joseph tells them their next line .

    • @CoolFennekin
      @CoolFennekin Před 4 lety +36

      @@gyutarogaming917 HUH??

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega Před 4 lety +37

      Unless you’re Giorno,
      Then you’re *Gang-star* until he tells you your next line

    • @sepi5639
      @sepi5639 Před 4 lety +4

      @@gyutarogaming917 Wha-

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 Před 4 lety +4

      Your next line is "shut the FUCK up" to you

    • @eugenest
      @eugenest Před 4 lety +3

      @@Jester4460 shut the FUCK up
      wHAT?!

  • @justoneguy2487
    @justoneguy2487 Před 4 lety +5076

    3:04
    Joseph gargling marbles: Dojyaaggggn
    Valentine voice as clear as mineral water: Dojyaaaaahhn

    • @Johnx3m
      @Johnx3m Před 4 lety +174

      Except mineral water is not really clear.

    • @biel_3858
      @biel_3858 Před 4 lety +79

      Jøhnx3m
      that’s the joke bud

    • @tomlyne4305
      @tomlyne4305 Před 4 lety +284

      Funny Valentine's was so sexily smooth and Joseph sounds diseased

    • @Snoopdog2034
      @Snoopdog2034 Před 4 lety +79

      More like gargling clacker volleys

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao

  • @KingDom.mp3
    @KingDom.mp3 Před 2 lety +332

    2:38
    Mista sounds like he's trying really hard to remember exactly what Joseph told him to repeat.

  • @dekucake4395
    @dekucake4395 Před 2 lety +328

    3:04 I love how guttural Joseph sounds trying to say it, and then Valentine is like "no no no, you say it like THIS" and falls for the bit just so he can prove something to Joseph.

  • @mscup8814
    @mscup8814 Před 4 lety +5750

    Diavolo: Has the ability to see 10 seconds into the future
    Joseph: " *Imma bi-pass this man's whole stand* "

    • @LuminousLead
      @LuminousLead Před 4 lety +166

      billy loman Sounds like Joseph has epitaph too, in so much as it applies to enemy taunts XD

    • @putinpunhere
      @putinpunhere Před 4 lety +239

      So that's the same type of stand as Hermit Purple... *skips time*

    • @danygamer6684
      @danygamer6684 Před 4 lety +22

      By pass*

    • @purpleporkdawg2951
      @purpleporkdawg2951 Před 4 lety +57

      @@putinpunhere well i mean hermit purple can make spirit photos and epitaph can see 10 seconds into the future.

    • @SuperToadCrewNo
      @SuperToadCrewNo Před 4 lety +8

      @@purpleporkdawg2951 holy shit ur right

  • @CatCatCat19
    @CatCatCat19 Před 4 lety +2482

    Joseph: Next thing youre gonna say is "Whamu"
    Whamu: W H A M U

    • @abromk1997
      @abromk1997 Před 4 lety +19

      Not DIO hey wassub dog

    • @xipin5334
      @xipin5334 Před 4 lety +138

      Whammu is a pokemon confirmed

    • @vitiated001
      @vitiated001 Před 4 lety +32

      Whamu 0.000000192748 seconds later: confused screaming

    • @CatCatCat19
      @CatCatCat19 Před 4 lety +4

      @@abromk1997 pls dont touch me

    • @abromk1997
      @abromk1997 Před 4 lety +3

      Not DIO we cool we cool

  • @megansheldon8196
    @megansheldon8196 Před 3 lety +3273

    3:04 THE WAY HE SAYS "Dojyaaa~~n!" HAS ME IN TEARS-

  • @AD_Nelson
    @AD_Nelson Před 2 lety +354

    2:54 His impression of Pucci is on point.

    • @IvansBandagess
      @IvansBandagess Před rokem +9

      Fr

    • @TheBewenui
      @TheBewenui Před rokem +3

      Why Pucci white

    • @strrgazrr8029
      @strrgazrr8029 Před rokem +9

      @@TheBewenuiyou do know he’s just a dark skinned Italian right

    • @kittsami
      @kittsami Před rokem +4

      @@strrgazrr8029 bro hes black 💀

    • @strrgazrr8029
      @strrgazrr8029 Před rokem +2

      @@kittsami ok explain how then lmfao, literally tie it into Weather and Enrico’s backstory too at that

  • @Kohdok
    @Kohdok Před 10 lety +8694

    Joseph: Next, you're gonna say "OH MY GOD!!"
    Old Joseph: No I'm not, you little brat, I invented that trick!
    Joseph: EH?!

    • @ultimaT
      @ultimaT Před 10 lety +1320

      More Like
      Joseph: "Oh No!

    • @Zagstrak
      @Zagstrak Před 10 lety +1947

      Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say"
      Old Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say"
      Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say"
      Old Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say"
      And they go on until they even stop thinking.

    • @SilverRay85
      @SilverRay85 Před 9 lety +428

      Zagstrak just like kars

    • @DuskChill
      @DuskChill Před 9 lety +743

      Kohdok
      Joseph: Next, you're gonna say "OH MY GOD!!"
      Old Joseph: No I'm not, you little brat, I invented that trick!
      Joseph: OH MY GOD!!

    • @ignisvis8867
      @ignisvis8867 Před 7 lety +335

      Joseph and Old Joseph: Next, we are gonna say "MIGGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO!!"
      Joseph and Old Joseph: MIGGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO!!

  • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
    @Pleasestoptalkingthanks Před 7 lety +518

    Dude, young Joseph was clever enough to get Kira to admit that he is Kira.

  • @murzius
    @murzius Před 2 lety +785

    My favourites
    0:49 Jolyne
    2:04 Gyro
    3:04 Valentine
    3:24 Avdol
    4:34 DIO

  • @Oofof
    @Oofof Před rokem +252

    4:34 This Had Me In Tears 😭

    • @musicisthefoodofthesoul
      @musicisthefoodofthesoul Před rokem +13

      Its even funnier in 0,5x where they just don't stop WRRYYYYYYing
      Or my humor is broken
      HELPPP

    • @julianlegui93
      @julianlegui93 Před rokem +5

      Been looking for this. I love you.

  • @user-jb6jo2oh9z
    @user-jb6jo2oh9z Před 4 lety +5038

    0:12 they should do this like this:
    Joseph:next your gonna say "That's my line!"
    Joseph:That's my line!

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 Před 4 lety +455

      They should just cut each other off then say the same line at the same exact time and get confused.

    • @blackieechan6215
      @blackieechan6215 Před 4 lety +147

      And they do that until the game crashes

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L Před 4 lety +44

      Joseph*surprised pikachu face*

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 Před 4 lety +51

      Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say TOYU!” Toyu!
      Next your gonna say TOYU! AGH!

    • @whippethacreem7299
      @whippethacreem7299 Před 4 lety +15

      Both: *Surprised augh *

  • @yoseiisindahouse
    @yoseiisindahouse Před 8 lety +32290

    joseph clearly read the manga

    • @emperorskulls
      @emperorskulls Před 8 lety +1099

      +SparkleFox Copyright wouldn't let him read Superman, so he might as well read the manga.

    • @MrSafior
      @MrSafior Před 8 lety +373

      +King Kamina Now you talking aboot, how Joseph can read Action Comics several year before is realaesse, since part 2 take place in 1938 and the plane scene was a flashback from several year in the past ?

    • @emperorskulls
      @emperorskulls Před 8 lety +347

      MrSafior Yeah. There was a scene with Joseph where he was reading Superman on a plane, but due to censorship, in the anime version he was reading a volume of Baou instead.

    • @MrSafior
      @MrSafior Před 8 lety +123

      King Kamina
      I know but how Joseph can read action comic several year before his release ?

    • @Drakkona123
      @Drakkona123 Před 8 lety +317

      Joseph predicted all the lines in the comic. That's how he got an issue.

  • @Glacial7
    @Glacial7 Před 2 lety +202

    Joseph trying to say “Dojyaaa~n” is amazing

    • @jjbafan5731
      @jjbafan5731 Před 2 lety +6

      It just proves that only funny valentine is the only one that can dojyaaa~n perfectly

    • @IBBY_YaboyEON
      @IBBY_YaboyEON Před 2 lety +1

      @@jjbafan5731 I wish I could say it like Valentine his voice actor is very talented

  • @channeldeleted3651
    @channeldeleted3651 Před 2 lety +410

    1:08 ohmygod I can’t stop laughing 🤣

  • @AlexRango
    @AlexRango Před 8 lety +2716

    your next line is:
    *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

    • @adisonnanet
      @adisonnanet Před 8 lety +117

      +alex rango WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
      ...
      NANI?!

    • @FishySwordfish
      @FishySwordfish Před 8 lety +30

      +alex rango URYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @CarrolGhiacciolo
      @CarrolGhiacciolo Před 8 lety +9

      +Mett the Filthy Casual Banana?

    • @dcgitz
      @dcgitz Před 8 lety +19

      *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

      ...H-How did you know?!

    • @ericknunez8069
      @ericknunez8069 Před 8 lety +100

      *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
      *gasp*
      nani?

  • @mirko7767
    @mirko7767 Před 5 lety +4804

    Joseph: *Predicts random character next line*
    Random character: *Fucking recites the bible*
    Also random character: *[CONFUSED GASP]*

    • @srblackhat1
      @srblackhat1 Před 4 lety +183

      *Only Pucci do that*

    • @mirko7767
      @mirko7767 Před 4 lety +38

      @@srblackhat1 What the fuck is a Pucci mate

    • @mayleneabaga74
      @mayleneabaga74 Před 4 lety +133

      @@mirko7767 I see someone hasn't read the manga.

    • @mirko7767
      @mirko7767 Před 4 lety +25

      @@mayleneabaga74 Not yet, i finished part 5 recently, and started 6 reading the manga

    • @luiginerd4productions658
      @luiginerd4productions658 Před 4 lety +32

      @@mirko7767 Nice save.

  • @lyxia.3258
    @lyxia.3258 Před 2 lety +116

    3:19. The way kars says "huh?" is so funny for some reason lol

  • @torpedo927
    @torpedo927 Před 2 lety +110

    Joseph: "Next you're gonna say"
    "Whamu"
    Wamuu: "Whamu"
    **Wamuu was in a shock of his life**

    • @TheAtemAndrew
      @TheAtemAndrew Před rokem +4

      Shocked him so hard he turned into a pokemon.

  • @silverus3617
    @silverus3617 Před 4 lety +1756

    valentine: "dojyaaaan~"
    joseph: *_"DOJAAAAYAUUGGHHHH"_*

  • @DunkelMort
    @DunkelMort Před 5 lety +18905

    Joseph: Next You're Gonna Say, WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    DIO: WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    DIO: *GASP*

  • @kakkoiborri8511
    @kakkoiborri8511 Před 3 lety +704

    I love how the Okuyasu VA has never changed between any Jojo content hes in

    • @dysfunctionaltree
      @dysfunctionaltree Před 2 lety +13

      bruno’s va has like never changed even since the giogio’s bizarre adventure game

    • @nathan900130
      @nathan900130 Před 2 lety +23

      @@dysfunctionaltree False, Takahiro Sakurai voiced Bruno back in the ps2 game. Now he voices Rohan.
      Yuichi Nakamura, the current voice of Bruno, used to voice Anasui in this game and Eyes of Heaven

    • @shinkenger2011
      @shinkenger2011 Před rokem +5

      Okuyasu’s VA was playing him before the Phantom Blood anime started, fun fact.

    • @maybe-arch
      @maybe-arch Před rokem

      @@nathan900130 Diavolo eoh voices Kira/Kotaku in anime

  • @chnjon6602
    @chnjon6602 Před 2 lety +89

    I love how Zeppeli’s “huh” sounds like he’s more confused then cautious of Joseph

  • @mambagem
    @mambagem Před 4 lety +1166

    2:19
    Joseph: next you're going to say: WHAMUU
    whamu: WHAMUU
    *gasps in whamu*

  • @italokauan1873
    @italokauan1873 Před 5 lety +4833

    The real power of *Hermit Purple* is read the manga left to right,like a real American

    • @TaosoftheVoid
      @TaosoftheVoid Před 5 lety +159

      You.....I like you

    • @SasukeeUchiha
      @SasukeeUchiha Před 5 lety +89

      joseph is british

    • @BushSage
      @BushSage Před 5 lety +188

      @@SasukeeUchiha and he lived his days in America, and acted like an American soooo... essentially American

    • @travismccallum5738
      @travismccallum5738 Před 5 lety +39

      Bush Sage born in america means american. American is not a race.

    • @liamwithers4959
      @liamwithers4959 Před 4 lety +33

      Your god damn right thats how my hermit purple works, through the power of America

  • @CrazyCritter1
    @CrazyCritter1 Před 3 lety +58

    I love how Joseph does little impressions of each of the characters while saying their lines

  • @firstplayers396
    @firstplayers396 Před 2 lety +54

    I didn’t see anyone talking about how joesph drops his joy for pucci and goes full out perfectly replicating his voice

  • @unicrown_
    @unicrown_ Před 5 lety +19418

    Joseph: "Next you'll say: Yes I am!"
    Abdul: *literally agrees*

    • @ojeejjaaj2112
      @ojeejjaaj2112 Před 4 lety +792

      *YES I WILL* no wait

    • @ivanmoreno825
      @ivanmoreno825 Před 4 lety +478

      he says tsk tsk, like hes sayong he wont but then *"Y E S I A M"*

    • @majo1342
      @majo1342 Před 4 lety +123

      I literally cracked up

    • @pitayau
      @pitayau Před 4 lety +53

      *INHALE*

    • @timsoup204
      @timsoup204 Před 4 lety +121

      If that's the case, Abdul figured out what Joseph was going to ask so when Joseph asked if he will say "Yes I am" he would say that he was going to say it.

  • @KeewiiIllustrations
    @KeewiiIllustrations Před 4 lety +3286

    4:34
    “Next you’ll say.....WRRYYYYYYYY!”
    “WRRRYYYYYYYYYY!”
    *_music stops_*
    “!!-“

  • @arvidassburg4500
    @arvidassburg4500 Před 2 lety +142

    1:26
    "Alright, it's time for your punishment, baby!"
    Why do I feel like this is something Kakyoin would say to Holly?

    • @josukehigashikata3533
      @josukehigashikata3533 Před 2 lety +8

      uh oh..

    • @heitorzincleiton5071
      @heitorzincleiton5071 Před 2 lety +17

      What the hell? That would be the most out of character thing for kakyoin to do

    • @arvidassburg4500
      @arvidassburg4500 Před 2 lety +16

      @@heitorzincleiton5071 Clearly you haven't watched JoJo

    • @heitorzincleiton5071
      @heitorzincleiton5071 Před 2 lety +26

      @@arvidassburg4500 I’m not talking about about the milf hunter, cherry licking kakyoin that the fanbase has in their headcannons, I’m talking about the real kakyoin, a loyal friend and companion that does everything he can to help his friends in their journey

    • @panchote380
      @panchote380 Před 2 lety +10

      @@heitorzincleiton5071 fr bro, JoJo fans are becoming more and more unfunny and annoying

  • @hnxxtiny
    @hnxxtiny Před 5 lety +617

    4:34
    Joseph: Next you're gonna say WRRRRRYYYYYY
    Dio: WRRRRRRYYYYYY ... Confused wry

  • @kiryuluvr2781
    @kiryuluvr2781 Před 4 lety +3243

    Nobody:
    Joseph: *predicts his own next line*

    • @bruh-mx2hf
      @bruh-mx2hf Před 4 lety +35

      Sugini omae wa: nigggaaaaz

    • @theodoris
      @theodoris Před 4 lety +7

      Brother?

    • @nathan24-_-2
      @nathan24-_-2 Před 4 lety +2

      Beanslingin' Theo What the fuck, you have the same scene in your profile pictures lmao

    • @TheLonelySkeleton
      @TheLonelySkeleton Před 4 lety +8

      "My next line is: 'To you!' "
      "To you!"
      [Gasp]

    • @WiiSPMusic
      @WiiSPMusic Před 4 lety +12

      Joseph 1: Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say”
      Joseph 2: Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say”
      Joseph 1:Nani?!
      Joseph 2:Nani?!

  • @pyx1z
    @pyx1z Před 2 lety +36

    0:00 for Jonathan
    0:11 for Joseph
    0:21 for Jotaro
    0:28 for Josuke
    0:40 for Giorno
    0:49 for Jolyne
    0:57 for Johnny
    1:05 for Zeppeli
    1:13 for Caesar
    1:26 for Kakyoin
    1:38 for Okuyasu
    1:47 for Bruno
    1:54 for Ermes
    2:04 for Gyro
    2:11 for Dio Brando
    2:19 for Wammu
    2:26 for Polnareff
    2:38 for Mista
    2:53 for Pucci
    3:04 for Valentine
    3:13 for Kars
    3:25 for Avdol
    3:35 for Koichi
    3:52 for Akira
    4:06 for Narancia
    4:19 for Josuke (JoJoLion)
    4:25 for Kira
    4:33 for DIO
    4:43 for Hol Horse
    4:53 for Rohan
    5:10 for Kawajiri
    5:23 for Diavolo
    5:37 for Shigekiyo
    5:48 for Esidisi

  • @kaiva245
    @kaiva245 Před 3 lety +22

    Kars’ “huh?” Was absolutely adorable in my opinion lmfao.

  • @Sanyo10
    @Sanyo10 Před 8 lety +2588

    "Next you're going to say "WRYYYYY""
    I fucking lost it.

    • @Gaafhahdrim24
      @Gaafhahdrim24 Před 8 lety +136

      I bet he was going for the original with that one! XD

    • @julpen3718
      @julpen3718 Před 7 lety +103

      Sanyo 1.0 The best for me is Avdol.
      Joseph : You next line is, Tchik Tchik Yes IAM.
      Avdol : Tchik Tchik Yes, Iam

    • @asingularmen
      @asingularmen Před 6 lety +45

      WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @heavyguy4660
      @heavyguy4660 Před 6 lety +2

      Sanyo 1.0 Sugi ni omae wa .... to iu!

    • @ZeroNingenPlan
      @ZeroNingenPlan Před 6 lety +1

      Gamer Victor you mean All Might's VA?

  • @rboris5290
    @rboris5290 Před 5 lety +1344

    4:34 DIO is so loud with his WRYYYYYYY that he mutes the background music

    • @TeleTrenta
      @TeleTrenta Před 4 lety +3

      @Mauro Molinero wŕrrrrrrrrrrrry

    • @jotarokujo6048
      @jotarokujo6048 Před 4 lety +9

      Too bad the old man got fucked by dio
      I ended up beating the shit out of him

  • @midane6376
    @midane6376 Před 3 lety +11

    Nobody:
    Josheph's dojyaaan : *demonic screeches*
    (3:04)

  • @knightmare3228
    @knightmare3228 Před 2 lety +6

    2:56 that Pucci impresion is spot on.

  • @Growlingtummy2
    @Growlingtummy2 Před 9 lety +4777

    The next thing you'll say is: "I wish this actually worked in real life."

    • @180223
      @180223 Před 9 lety +787

      I wish this actually worked in real life. NANI!

    • @rai_harn98
      @rai_harn98 Před 9 lety +406

      I wish this actually worked in real life......HUH?!

    • @geordonworley5618
      @geordonworley5618 Před 9 lety +284

      I wish this actually worked in real life...GAH!

    • @darugosuenyo
      @darugosuenyo Před 9 lety +233

      I wish this actually worked in real life...FUK!

    • @NyErNiNjA
      @NyErNiNjA Před 9 lety +191

      I wish this actually worked in real life... EH?!

  • @darkmatter4555
    @darkmatter4555 Před 4 lety +1955

    1:27 Plotwist: Kakyoin is literally going to punch a baby

  • @tearusmidnight313
    @tearusmidnight313 Před 2 lety +11

    It has me dying the minute 5:40
    The way Joseph line just got perfectly cut lol.

  • @guri9528
    @guri9528 Před 3 lety +8

    Diavolo: wha-
    Joseph: "Your next line is..."
    King Crimson: **stopped working**

  • @ichiroumayima6565
    @ichiroumayima6565 Před 5 lety +998

    Joseph in pokemon
    Joseph: Next you’re gonna say “... ...”
    Red: ... ...
    Red: *GASP* ...!

  • @SlyRocko
    @SlyRocko Před 8 lety +2057

    The way Joseph fucking said WRY made me cry

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil Před 8 lety +90

      he sounded like a squealing pig

    • @kuuga3104
      @kuuga3104 Před 8 lety +129

      +Alex Night or the original WRYYY

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil Před 8 lety

      Christopher Ho Yeah that as well

    • @FelipePalha66
      @FelipePalha66 Před 8 lety +73

      in the game, you can really make joseph use "wryy" like a taunt

    • @SirKrigeon
      @SirKrigeon Před 8 lety +1

      +Felipe “HENTAI” Palha HOW

  • @therealbean10
    @therealbean10 Před 2 lety +8

    The fact that they all sweat right after he says they're line really shows how intimidated they are

  • @user-dy2lm3mj9s
    @user-dy2lm3mj9s Před rokem +5

    3:00 no way he did pucci that good 😭

  • @fight_and_die1573
    @fight_and_die1573 Před 5 lety +3637

    ‘Your next line is:
    OK MASTA, LETS KILL DA HO
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH’

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 Před 5 lety +116

      OK Masta let's kill da ho. Beeeeeetch!
      Nani?! S-H-I-T!

    • @pitayau
      @pitayau Před 5 lety +27

      Seriously we need playable stands

    • @r3h4b53
      @r3h4b53 Před 4 lety +4

      Actually, is johnny joestar from ps3 version and koichi anime version

    • @TsuyusPillow
      @TsuyusPillow Před 4 lety

      I'm 969th like niceeee

    • @alexmaxlopez2861
      @alexmaxlopez2861 Před 4 lety

      ...

  • @ssjzack4730
    @ssjzack4730 Před 3 lety +1076

    Imagine he tried to predict yoshikage Kira's paragraph

    • @user-dk7ic1ci2z
      @user-dk7ic1ci2z Před 3 lety +93

      or valentine’s napkin monologue

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 Před 3 lety +66

      That would probably take up a whole chapter.

    • @handmethatpochitussy
      @handmethatpochitussy Před 3 lety +5

      @@user-dk7ic1ci2z doo doo doo dee daa daa daa

    • @MorganEdgy
      @MorganEdgy Před 3 lety +49

      Joseph: Next you'll say: "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
      Kira: ". . . no".

  • @weatherreport15yearsago8
    @weatherreport15yearsago8 Před 2 lety +7

    joseph: next you’ll say; **line**
    enemy: **says that line**
    also the enemy: :o

  • @PhantomThiefOracle
    @PhantomThiefOracle Před 3 lety +10

    Joseph’s “Dojyaaaan” sounds like he smoked five cigarettes before talking

  • @downyfabricsoftener8790
    @downyfabricsoftener8790 Před 4 lety +2383

    5:40 Joseph: speaks so fast that the audio cuts
    Shigetchi: says it as slow as humanly possible in the drunkest voice.

  • @pspten1
    @pspten1 Před 5 lety +1948

    Joseph: ""Next, you're going to say: "Hey that's my line!""
    Joseph: "Hey that's my line!*
    Joseph: *gasp*

  • @progameruwu1426
    @progameruwu1426 Před 2 lety +2

    His little hehehe before doing the thing is very funny

  • @nick_pc2009
    @nick_pc2009 Před rokem +2

    0:11 joseph is so smart that he even outsmarted himself

  • @JamerG
    @JamerG Před 3 lety +3434

    3:05
    “The next thing you’ll say is...”
    _DOUGHJAAAEEAAAJHGN_

  • @jackalvonstone250
    @jackalvonstone250 Před 4 lety +4081

    Joesph: "Your next line is, 'Arrivederci!'"
    Bucciarati: "Arrivederci!"
    And then they both walk away having said their respective farewells.

  • @Kaikun999
    @Kaikun999 Před 3 lety +1

    Joseph: you're next line is 'you're next line is'
    Also joseph:you're next line is, NaNi?!

  • @Douce1337
    @Douce1337 Před 2 lety +1

    I can't wait to hear the new quotes for the All Star Battle R characters.

  • @snubcube
    @snubcube Před 3 lety +1653

    4:34 Joseph says wryyyyy

  • @Cairo40000
    @Cairo40000 Před 4 lety +1220

    Alternate title:
    Joseph trolls the JoJoverse

  • @RedDemonTV
    @RedDemonTV Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you, My day is complete

  • @LetSeanCook
    @LetSeanCook Před 2 lety +2

    This is why Joseph is the goat.

  • @oO0jojo0Oo
    @oO0jojo0Oo Před 3 lety +8470

    i love how wamuu just says his own name like a pokémon

    • @slolilols
      @slolilols Před 3 lety +183

      I snorted at this

    • @eww._.2962
      @eww._.2962 Před 3 lety +412

      "Wammu" the piller pokemon, as tall as 197 cm and weighing 115 kg residing more commonly in an Aztec cave this pokemon has little to no friends and is friendly if your also a piller pokemon

    • @silentium8837
      @silentium8837 Před 3 lety +15

      IKr

    • @silentium8837
      @silentium8837 Před 3 lety +6

      @Shadow Dio シャドウディオ he got res'ed

    • @rebeccatmeimei3643
      @rebeccatmeimei3643 Před 3 lety +41

      Wamuu Wawa muu wa muu

  • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
    @thepeopleonthecouch2928 Před 4 lety +14761

    Joseph: Next you'll say "next you'll say!"
    Joseph: Next you'll say "next you'll say!"
    Joseph: Next you'll say "next you'll say!"
    *Eventually, Joseph stopped thinking*

  • @glitchkore4392
    @glitchkore4392 Před 2 lety +1

    4:36 i love this lmao

  • @Minious1020
    @Minious1020 Před rokem

    It's cool to see this verion and All Star Battle R's version side by side.

  • @zentron0
    @zentron0 Před 5 lety +7620

    Joseph: next you're gonna say "ZA WARUDO"
    Dio: .....ZA WARUDO
    Joseph: oh shi-

  • @crinnp
    @crinnp Před 5 lety +8730

    Joseph saying "WRYYYYYYYY" is now my favorite thing on this very Earth.

  • @C-moss
    @C-moss Před 2 lety

    This is why I can’t wait for the remake stuff like this

  • @RealSekiroGamerz
    @RealSekiroGamerz Před 2 lety +2

    Joseph secret stand ability: see future wordss

  • @gentaillahi6153
    @gentaillahi6153 Před 5 lety +3813

    Joseph: Your next line is: "Jojo, this is my last hamon. take it!"
    Caesar: JOJO, THIS IS MY LAST HAMON. TAKE IT!!!!!
    Joseph: Huh!
    SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @qreues-alt7672
    @qreues-alt7672 Před 4 lety +1406

    4:36 I like how he says "WRRRYYYY" like how the HFTF Dio says WRRRYYYY

    • @johnyk7167
      @johnyk7167 Před 4 lety +37

      LMAO

    • @birdedup
      @birdedup Před 4 lety +79

      *WYYYRRRREEEEEE*
      *UURRRRRYYYYYEE*

    • @kio7320
      @kio7320 Před 4 lety +6

      Reee

    • @lorddio6701
      @lorddio6701 Před 4 lety +7

      WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @Graci_Is_Spaci
      @Graci_Is_Spaci Před 4 lety +10

      Lmao same with the doujaan he sounds like hes swallowing a cheese grater

  • @FawkseyJames
    @FawkseyJames Před 3 lety +1

    The way kars just goes huh is satisfying idk how to express it

  • @yes78
    @yes78 Před 2 lety +11

    This will never fail to make me laugh
    A character just say a super long line then act suprised as if they didnt hear joseph at all

  • @SaoirseVisceral
    @SaoirseVisceral Před 4 lety +1540

    No one:
    Everyone after joseph predict their word:
    😠😲😳

  • @pelocho6881
    @pelocho6881 Před 4 lety +1753

    3:04 Joseph: **Deshydrated Dojyan**
    Valentine: ...
    Dojyaaa~~n!
    Also Valentine: *G A S P*

  • @belemzepeta567
    @belemzepeta567 Před 2 lety +4

    AAAAAH, el "baby" de kakyoin 😩😩 AMO

  • @KaedeFuji
    @KaedeFuji Před 2 lety +3

    I love how joseph "WRRYYYY" is the same as DIO voice.

  • @zobojwa
    @zobojwa Před 4 lety +1463

    1:40 your next line is: *OI JOSUKE*

  • @SC4RRL3TT
    @SC4RRL3TT Před 5 lety +3296

    I can imagine the voice actors just recording a bunch of gasps and Joseph's voice actor having to say every single damn line JUST for this. You see, they DO love their fans.

    • @SC4RRL3TT
      @SC4RRL3TT Před 5 lety +29

      @TrainerblueTube honestly

    • @wyvern5890
      @wyvern5890 Před 4 lety +7

      @@chaos_blue1089 cheese doesn't exist

    • @aromorguy
      @aromorguy Před 4 lety +24

      Yeah who cares if this game isn't the best... it's a jojo game..

    • @viniciusespindola7238
      @viniciusespindola7238 Před 4 lety +5

      @TrainerblueTube every bandai game.

  • @gus9797
    @gus9797 Před rokem +1

    "Next you'll say 'Yes, I am'"
    "Yes, I am"
    Avdol just outsmarted Josephs outsmarting

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 Před 2 lety +1

    Speedwagon somewhere in the background: “HOW DOES HE ALWAYS KNOW!?”

  • @miqeriunofficial2946
    @miqeriunofficial2946 Před 6 lety +4136

    1:05
    Joseph: Next you're gonna say, Hey baby!
    Zeppeli: Hey baby!
    Zeppeli: *GASP*

  • @rachelscientia7228
    @rachelscientia7228 Před 5 lety +941

    Joseph: WRRRRYYYYYY
    Dio: WRRRRYYYYYs back in shock
    4:34

  • @IanNBF
    @IanNBF Před rokem

    It's interesting to hear some of the characters voices before their respective parts got adapted for the anime & they were recast

  • @alshameercanaria4019
    @alshameercanaria4019 Před 2 lety +2

    It's always the best episode when the line "next your gonna say" shows up

  • @dragonare715
    @dragonare715 Před 4 lety +543

    0:12
    *Joseph just josephed himself*

  • @ashleysammet2484
    @ashleysammet2484 Před 4 lety +693

    4:34 his "wryyy" kills me everytime

  • @phantomx3902
    @phantomx3902 Před 2 lety +3

    I like how Joseph doesn't just say the word, he try to sounds like them too

  • @vonlok67
    @vonlok67 Před 3 lety +1

    Joseph:Your next line is "Your next line is" to you
    Joseph:your next line is... Huh?!

  • @Muffinmurdurer
    @Muffinmurdurer Před 6 lety +8795

    Next you're gonna say: "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

    • @stupidgamer201
      @stupidgamer201 Před 6 lety +2008

      Kira: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
      Kira: *GASP*

    • @shyalmi7245
      @shyalmi7245 Před 6 lety +518

      To iu!

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 Před 6 lety +391

      C h e w

    • @thisismyfirstusernameimade3007
      @thisismyfirstusernameimade3007 Před 6 lety +282

      Muffinmurdurer Next you're gonna say: "What a beautiful Duwang" Toyu!

    • @Andre-to1oi
      @Andre-to1oi Před 5 lety +48

      Naniiiii

  • @cons6050
    @cons6050 Před 4 lety +1292

    3:26
    Joseph: *Eats* Yes I am! *Eats*
    Avdol: *Eats* Yes I am! *Eats* *Gasp*

  • @theyfoundmeaaa
    @theyfoundmeaaa Před 3 lety

    I could watch this all day

  • @stickmation6651
    @stickmation6651 Před 3 lety

    I like the little gasps they do at the end

  • @0iqgaming229
    @0iqgaming229 Před 3 lety +2371

    4:35
    *Dio's wryy in heritage for the future voice actor is joseph confirmed.*

    • @syahajaib7809
      @syahajaib7809 Před 3 lety +34

      it sound like it but no

    • @elispeed5078
      @elispeed5078 Před 3 lety +115

      @@syahajaib7809 I think it was a joke

    • @torch14000
      @torch14000 Před 3 lety +16

      yeah when road roller

    • @Snuvie
      @Snuvie Před 3 lety +13

      It sounds like that one WRYYY from the ova or somewhere without the voice effect

    • @Snuvie
      @Snuvie Před 3 lety +1

      Nevermind i read it correctly finally

  • @imzhai
    @imzhai Před 3 lety +1954

    0:17
    when Joseph realised that he has fallen into Joseph’s trap

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 Před 3 lety +56

      But really tho, that impression is spot on. Joseph's VA is amazing

    • @Anthony-Patton87
      @Anthony-Patton87 Před 3 lety +22

      @@7maldine it's literally so crazy how good that impression it almost makes me think that it's the same voiceline.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
      @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 Před 2 lety +6

      I think that actually happens and he's like "That's my thing!"

    • @chromaticcobalt8358
      @chromaticcobalt8358 Před 2 lety +3

      No it's Joseph falling into Joseph's trap, not Joseph falling into Joseph's trap.

    • @friijolesLIVE
      @friijolesLIVE Před 2 lety

      Joseph VS Joseph

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 Před 3 lety

    This is fan service at it's absolute best. God I love these games

  • @pagedward
    @pagedward Před 2 lety +1

    Joseph saying "dojyaaaa~~n!" gonna be my favorite thing

  • @scarybatteries5248
    @scarybatteries5248 Před 5 lety +434

    Joseph : Next you’re gonna say “Did you actually think that I ,Kishibe Rohan write manga for fame or money?
    Rohan : But I refuse
    Joseph : Gasp