Norm Macdonald - You are dead

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  • čas přidán 6. 11. 2022
  • This channel is merely an old chunk of coal tryin' to spread some of the many great Norm Macdonald moments. Enjoy!

Komentáře • 115

  • @allen4188
    @allen4188 Před rokem +92

    Sounds like we have a Norm shaped hole in our hearts

  • @liljoe31
    @liljoe31 Před rokem +150

    Explain to the folks at home what existentialism is...

    • @carlodave9
      @carlodave9 Před rokem +20

      Well, when two philosophers love each other very much…

    • @jackoscar11
      @jackoscar11 Před rokem +6

      Explain to the folks at home what an existential crisis is

    • @sheldonlunn7050
      @sheldonlunn7050 Před rokem

      It's super-committed camping.

    • @sinchez9678
      @sinchez9678 Před rokem +3

      If you meet me under the Queensboro bridge, I'll explain it to ya for 15 bucks

    • @rachellucy6867
      @rachellucy6867 Před rokem

      hahaha

  • @roninhood1027
    @roninhood1027 Před rokem +90

    He’s alive and well in my heart.

  • @brianhoward7277
    @brianhoward7277 Před rokem +43

    This should be the opening for the next grand theft auto

    • @MrFredd38
      @MrFredd38 Před rokem +4

      I was thinking of Max Payne

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 Před rokem +2

      @@MrFredd38 Bro! Max Payne came to my mind instantly too.

    • @MrFredd38
      @MrFredd38 Před rokem

      @@theindiediary5950 they should hire Norm to voice Max Payne in the remaster

  • @NickSklias
    @NickSklias Před rokem +9

    Norm's genius on full display. This is a clip from the audiobook version of his book, "Based on a true story: not a memoir," which he narrates. I bought it before he passed but that audiobook has got me across the country on long road trips many a time since Norm's passing.

  • @frenchy7474
    @frenchy7474 Před rokem +32

    The small bottles scattered everywhere were medication, not alcohol.

  • @abrahamlincoln9758
    @abrahamlincoln9758 Před rokem +41

    Norm Macdonald: I'm not gay
    Andy Dick: I'm not dead

  • @roachdoggjr1940
    @roachdoggjr1940 Před rokem +19

    This reminds me of that tragedy.
    I didn't even know he was sick.

  • @johnguanciale258
    @johnguanciale258 Před rokem +6

    Legends don’t die…
    They just end up under the Queensboro Bridge

  • @theschiznit8777
    @theschiznit8777 Před rokem +29

    Well at least Norm's eyesight was good.

  • @scottwilliams4963
    @scottwilliams4963 Před rokem +3

    I don’t think Heaven would be ironic enough for this legend. He’s partying somewhere with the other greats. Boy do I miss him when I’m looking for something hilarious to show a friend. Now I just get a little tear. Just one. Every time.

    • @banksta3
      @banksta3 Před rokem +1

      Norm would disagree with you, and be disappointed in me if I didn't say so.

    • @scottwilliams4963
      @scottwilliams4963 Před rokem

      @@banksta3 Well...this guy’s a real jerk.

  • @rossginn5333
    @rossginn5333 Před rokem +5

    legends never die

  • @tenenbaummark
    @tenenbaummark Před rokem +9

    This is deep

  • @noahvincent104
    @noahvincent104 Před rokem +1

    thank you for making these

  • @thedalailama
    @thedalailama Před rokem +2

    My norm love isn't shabby
    It's heart stopping

  • @DaggerDrip
    @DaggerDrip Před rokem +2

    Legend.

  • @kaoskev
    @kaoskev Před rokem +3

    What was that I just watched? Besides amazing. WOW, that was amazing.

    • @jeremybartlett1706
      @jeremybartlett1706 Před rokem +1

      Exerpt from his audiobook, I have it on Spotify... Duma. I love it. One day, my eyes went moist at the close of the book... and my shoulders shuddered and i had an ache in my chest, but i kept the motor running...and my helmet on... and no one noticed. I highly recommend his book and audiobook.

  • @howardrager5165
    @howardrager5165 Před rokem +5

    Long live Norm

  • @ross9018
    @ross9018 Před rokem

    Brilliant. Beautiful.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před rokem +1

    Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead Dave.

  • @zjuazyz6240
    @zjuazyz6240 Před rokem +2

    I love Norm!

  • @clinicaltranscription1190

    Hey Norm Clipboard. Always loved your channel. Appreciate your frequent variety of great Norm clips. I was looking to buy his book, "Based on a True Story". Please let me know if you have a way to order through your channel, so you get something out of it. You know, so one old chunk of coal can help another buy a meal from time to time..and you won't have to take pies off kind old ladies windowsills 😉. No rush.

  • @robertosborne6605
    @robertosborne6605 Před rokem +2

    Just an ol’ chunk of coal now.

  • @aaronmartinez7534
    @aaronmartinez7534 Před rokem

    Miss you brother

  • @bigbeast103
    @bigbeast103 Před rokem +2

    This reminds me of that tragedy!

  • @theindiediary5950
    @theindiediary5950 Před rokem +1

    I know Norm is dead and all......but 9/11 WAS.....a national tragedy.

  • @livefromtheskycabin1043
    @livefromtheskycabin1043 Před rokem +2

    Norm.

  • @SuperTonyony
    @SuperTonyony Před rokem +1

    “I heard this kinda tock before…”

  • @poopandfartjokes
    @poopandfartjokes Před rokem +3

    Damn near 50.

  • @drjayteamk4531
    @drjayteamk4531 Před rokem +1

    Oh this is from the book

  • @Kurbisa
    @Kurbisa Před rokem

    Norm the poet

  • @ziyayilmaz7831
    @ziyayilmaz7831 Před rokem +3

    Hey Clipdonald, mind sharing the song name? Nice upload, as always.

  • @kevinrhea7332
    @kevinrhea7332 Před rokem +2

    Could be an intro for a norm series

  • @fatsomamacheese
    @fatsomamacheese Před rokem +9

    But was it a shallow grave?

    • @rlevitta
      @rlevitta Před rokem +1

      No...I think it was very, very deep

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r Před rokem

      Two leaves and a twig.

  • @zuski4555
    @zuski4555 Před rokem +4

    Is this from his book? Did he do some sort of audible reading of it?

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r Před rokem

      I don't know if this is from his book (it probably is), but I do know that the audio book version if his book is spoken by him.

    • @TiMBO503
      @TiMBO503 Před rokem

      This is from the book fa sho.. but god damn.. I gotta get my hands on this audio version

    • @NickSklias
      @NickSklias Před rokem

      @@TiMBO503 highly recommend the audio book version!

  • @EMD_HOKIO
    @EMD_HOKIO Před rokem +1

    Wish I was as cool as him..

  • @xedasxedas
    @xedasxedas Před rokem +3

    Looking back...him putting out a book was a clear indication of his incoming
    DEATH!

  • @user2144
    @user2144 Před rokem +2

    Is this narration from his book: A memoir?

  • @phthalo7365
    @phthalo7365 Před rokem

    💥

  • @golem7492
    @golem7492 Před rokem +2

    I didn‘t know Norm was from Revachol…

    • @powerpc127
      @powerpc127 Před rokem

      Sure looks and sounds like it, huh? I wonder if he put his tie on before checking his Wikipedia page.

  • @nathanieldriscoll470
    @nathanieldriscoll470 Před rokem +9

    What is this from???

    • @general4947
      @general4947 Před rokem +14

      I think it’s from his book. The audiobook version is narrated by him

    • @ExtremeBeatlesArchive
      @ExtremeBeatlesArchive Před rokem +9

      Based on a True Story. Great book

    • @bl1398
      @bl1398 Před rokem +1

      Some fevered dream or other

  • @brianlandry6956
    @brianlandry6956 Před rokem

    That comedians life sounds like Vince Champs life...except the rapin'!

  • @nomnom112
    @nomnom112 Před rokem

    wow

  • @RobertKnutzen
    @RobertKnutzen Před rokem

    I cri evrytiem

  • @ChronicDreamer1st
    @ChronicDreamer1st Před rokem

    I wish he could have written a few more books 😢

  • @kanyeasada7129
    @kanyeasada7129 Před rokem

    sigma norm

  • @commonlogic3646
    @commonlogic3646 Před rokem

    More

  • @pennystocklocks
    @pennystocklocks Před rokem

    Very Film Noir

  • @nasti362
    @nasti362 Před rokem +2

    Haven’t laughed this hard in a while

  • @waynepayne9875
    @waynepayne9875 Před rokem

    Where can I buy based on a true story audiobookm

  • @michaeldblake
    @michaeldblake Před rokem

    Norm is Max Payne

  • @Caluffern
    @Caluffern Před rokem

    I don't remember this part in Disco Elysium

  • @marcocelotto3058
    @marcocelotto3058 Před rokem +3

    it's this from norm's book? i always wanted to listen to the audiobook which i know it's free on amazon but not in my country sadly, does anyone know a link or a website for it (on the computer) that may work even across the pond?

  • @andresote2
    @andresote2 Před rokem +1

    Awesome.

  • @MikeHunt-rw4gf
    @MikeHunt-rw4gf Před rokem +1

    Algorithm.

  • @san_toad
    @san_toad Před rokem +1

    Heroes live forever, but legends never die.

  • @jaems
    @jaems Před rokem

    Disco Elysium

  • @thomasarrington156
    @thomasarrington156 Před rokem

    No you are!

  • @BeranM
    @BeranM Před rokem +2

    He is not in Heaven nor is he experiencing the Hell that is life on earth. He is dead and buried. A long rest awaiting the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

    • @js2010ish
      @js2010ish Před rokem +1

      Damn that guy has a long refractory period

    • @jeremybartlett1706
      @jeremybartlett1706 Před rokem

      I would disagree to disagree, Norm was love and so it is in Heaven, so Norm is in Heaven. He's waiting there and he will see us again. Either we will be in Heaven, with Norm, or Norm will watch as the devil rapes us for all eternity, as we burn in sulphery, fire and brimstone, periodically shoving coal up our asses. May we rest in peace while he does so...

  • @JohnnyinTheRoom
    @JohnnyinTheRoom Před rokem

    Sounds like a Johnny Cash song from the American Recordings

  • @colinmacvicar2507
    @colinmacvicar2507 Před rokem

    Did he do this when he know he was sick?

    • @NickSklias
      @NickSklias Před rokem +1

      He knew he had cancer when he did this. This is an audiobook clip from his book. "Based on a true story: not a memoir"

  • @tvviewer4500
    @tvviewer4500 Před rokem

    Is this AI talking. Who wrote this? Norm?

  • @js2010ish
    @js2010ish Před rokem +2

    He could never live up to the early success of writing on Roseanne unfortunately, rip

  • @bert1913
    @bert1913 Před rokem +2

    this is a dead issue