Why Do Inklings and Octolings have Breasts? | Gnoggin - Splatoon Theory
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- In all seriousness, lets look at the science, the anatomy of squids and octopuses, as well as the lore of Splatoon to find out the answer to this curious question. That's right, this may be a silly topic, but its entirely educational.
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The actual canon reason is mind-reading squid crystals that subconsciously wanted to replicate humanity! Love this series.
So marina is the result of some horny guy?
Yep that’s basically what i wanted to say but you beat me to it. The mind reading crystal can arrange itself into what the collective wants. Overtime it gave the inkling & octoling sentience and shapeshifting (both from the crystal material properties and the lingering subconscious drive from humanity).
My head canon is the ink are actually the crystal that envelop the squid/octo form and get manipulated into humanoid form. Also the crystal doesn’t just affect the cephalopods, all the marine life is affected (but the cephalopods inherit that human drive). This can explain why the salmonid have abilities like the cephalopods does. Though i think it’s just a matter of how much percentage of crystal exist and is manipulable by their species.
What were those humans thinking about when they were all dying
@@cyanide_crow7970 booby
@@akirapink It encompasses everything, from culture to clothing and food and even physical form
Well if the breasts are cause by the Inksacks then perhaps the reason why the males don't have have breasts is do to the fact that females have organs to bear young that push the inksacs intp the chest.
So since that the males have no organs to bear young the inksacs have more space inside the body so they don't proturde.
Matthew Smith The insacs become abs then?
Kiraro The Kitsune
Perhaps if the male worked out I guess?
That makes sense. While both genders would have reproductive organs - it takes two to tango after all - even in our species the real estate in the torso taken up by reproductive bits is significantly smaller in men than women, even not accounting for mammary glands. Mostly because a lot of it is external, but even the internal bits take up almost no room.
Honestly though, My headcanon/belief of the ink/octolings is more along the lines of them basically being elemental ink to sum it up. Only way to explain the whole squid now/kid now thing and the whole coming back from being blasted into splatter without just writing it off as game mechanics, which honestly it is ;P
Your a smart boi
Because long hair is easier to emulate with tentacles, having the inkling be girls made intuitive sense. That's my take.
I like how in splatoon 3 they explained that human DNA was released into the oceans which made sea creatures rapidly evolve into humanoids
who robbed the sperm bank?!
Not DNA, but liquid crystals that had absorbed human behaviour and nature
@@hatrisfan so that’s why they had a world war
@@hatrisfanCum Crystals
splatoon 2 and 3 are not canon
Nobody:...
Not a single living person:...
Me youtube recommendations at 2:30 AM: WHY DO INKLING AND OCTOLINGS HAVE TITS?????
I don't need sleep I need answers
Same
Same, though.
iiOcean_art • same
Wow same
Look at this man, going about this all scientifically.
In reality some Japanese guy just wanted to make cute squid girls.
It's always fun to theorize
Yep
-squidward games 2019
@@peytonthedude745 Same here, specially when they move their hips
And thicc octo boys and girls
So that means, Marina isn't thicc.
Marina is BUFF?!
What if Marina was *B U F F ?*
All my life is a lie !!!
N everoff WHY NOT BOTH????
N everoff mari-BUFF
N everoff ALL HAIL BUFF WIFE
I absolutely adore this theory, but please, consider.
Ink is stored in the balls
Futa?
(Softly)
*Don't.*
Ah yes, female ink in the tits, male ink in the balls, so they can.. nut on their opponents.. yeah
@@izukumidoriya892 please leave
BAHAHAH
Lockstin; "Octopi...octopods? Octopodes...?"
Matpatt's glasses: * Scientific flash *
*Game theory intensifies*
Octopedes is incorrect btw, Greek suffixes get turned back into English. It’s octopuses.
@@Saltience bruh what
mattpat please respond
Because if they didn't, they'd be flat, and that will give the Flat Earthers another reason to begin a revolt. And we don't want that. It was a smart move on the designer.
Favorite comment so far.
That’s the last thing we want from flat earthers
wOAh
Um... why would they use that as an excuse?
Ha
Just because the designers made them that way. Ooh, I'm so smart! Look at me, tippity-tappity in the comments!
V-Man 776 Einstein
V-Man 776 this is the part where i say that theory videos are for people who like overthinking things and like learning through games if you don't like them watch other things, yadda yadda yadda, but you know............
So kids could tell the difference between boy and girl. It's nothing complicated, or shouldn't be.
V-Man 776 I love that lol
yes albert einstein
The worst part is that he actually tried to be as serious as posible, AND so do I
Scientists: It's an anomaly!
Historians: It's a ranking!
Perverts: It's art!
Edit: Taxonomists, not historians
Me: it's a *Z I P P E R*
The FBI: "It's a crime"
Intellectual: We’ve never seen what an old inkling looks like
I CAN HEAR THE UNZIPPENING OF A THOUSAND PANTS
Antropologists: confused screaming
Wait... So if an inkling has bigger breasts they are better in combat?
Yep
Feels bad for flat squidlings and octolings
@@raishen1516 If that really was true, I think it'd balance out. Having big breasts is most likely a hindrance when running and just agility in general where as when you're flat you can do so with ease. So big = more power, less agility and flat is the opposite, maybe?
@@deiji_hime and more hp , maybe a tank (maybe similar to tf2 heavy) or sniper (as the chould shot it very far) ,
i heard somewhere that big breasts give the ilusion of a wider woman soo... works
whould like too see in a game something like this , where like a if a woman happens to be a tank class she whould have a big chest . and a agile class whould be flat chested .
@@deiji_hime and the flat chested ones , something like a shotgun or a assult , more molbility
"hey billy check out the ink pumps on that one!"
David Morrone its female dominant soo the women would be cat calling the men...
It doesn't matter who's the dominant sex, anyone can "catcall" anyone.
"Look at that squid donger" is all I can imagine for male cat calling
"one's bigger than the other"
Shawn Kangiser
Nope. Dominant doesn't necessarily mean higher sex drive.
Just look at spiders. Even though the males are tiny in comparison to females they are stil lthe ones who try to initiate sex with the female.
Me: *watches this video*
My mom: why is the FBI here
So your house got raided to
*Deep breath* So I invited them to play splatoon.
I am thankful that they are not here,l am 14
When I clicked the video all I could see of the title was “why do squidlings and octolings have...” and then I watched the video and I saw the actual title and I was like “oh gosh what have I gotten myself into”
same thing here
squid
lings...?
Same
I forgot how splatoon comunity was
It makes sense now! Female Inkling or Octoling was always the default gender. In advertising, box-art, Smash, and development.
And that's also why (subjectively) the girls have better designs than the boys -- because the boys were just thrown in, after they focused on the girls!
Inkling is better also the default hair design is better in my opinion
"Darn Marina, ruining everything." And like that you now (Probably) have about 15 skilled assassins after you.
Marina is an S+ tier waifu.
@@keynanmartinez maybe even an... X* tier waifu.
Eh? Eh?
I'll see myself out.
@@mostlyjovial6177 No don't go out you're right.
So is Pearl!
I'm one of those trashy kids on the internet who like to vote for the less fortunate Waifu material.
*_Meanwhile the FBI and Scotland Yard are chasing me_*
Scotland Yard isnt in Scotland and it annoys me
@@decepticonsoundwave297 neither is new Scotland yard
fun to see people theorise so much about why squids are so similar to humans when after splatoon 3 was released, we just found out a huge bunch of backstory to the splatoon lore in the logs
Yea but this is a really good theory nonetheless 😊
@@Roach4 ikr
Oh so inklings are...
B ON E L E S S
*t h e f u c k k i n d a p i z z a ?*
Uh yuh can i get a B O N E L E S S W A I F U
Well if they ain’t got no bones
They’re boneless
Derped 01 *SoN WhAt ScHoOl YoU Go To?*
They have a system of bladders instead.
Me: I should sleep early today.
Also me, 4AM: Why Do Inklings and Octolings have Breasts?
SAME
Stulls me too
Same
Quinn aesthetic pancake heaven I don’t need sleep i need answers
Lockstin & Gnoggin: *Shows that female inklings are more dominant*
Saudi Arabia: *Visible disappointment*
Simp
@@pickledgarf lmfaoooooooooo
@@pickledgarf
Person:respect women
Simpletons:simp! 1!1!!!1
(😉) That's just how it works !
@@mimikyulover3411 correction respect wahmen
You know Marina could've just mimicked a belly button? They do revere humans after all.
- reads title -
Well cuz sales have to be made.
But theyre children
DaLlama they aren’t
@@mtsmashgamer0759 agent 3, 4, and 8 are children. Agent 1 and 2 are the squid sisters and there are no agents 5 - 7
Inklings are 18 in splatoon 2 except Agent 3's generation.They are 16
funneh
>family friendly
Wott da??
Mox ಠ ᴥ ಠ lets just push that out of the way....
Mox ಠ ᴥ ಠ ey.... it you....
@party rockers in the house tonight just why
FAP TO WOOMY
I may still regret having clicked on this video from a standpoint of 'oh-god-what-does-this-say-about-me,' but that answer was really cool - especially because the Japanese naming part *really* suggests that the societal gender dynamics piece was probably an intentional (albeit small) piece of background lore, regardless of its use in answering this question.
The world of Splatoon sounds more and more frightening the more I learn.
*B O N E L E S S S Q U I D S*
Mmmmm boneless ribs.
Hrglglglglrrrrrrrrrr
Better idea *S Q U I D B O N E*
*Uhhhhhhhhhgyhdhkhdbihdibidbbundnyd*
SQUIDLESS BONES
Boneless squids?
Nothing weird about that
(Not sarcastically)
B O N E L E S S I N K L I N G S
W I T H A T W O L I T E R O F C O K E
Spicy
🅱️ONELESS
B O N L E S TAKO
Lol
Am I one of the few people who clicked this video for innocent reasons?
The Cartridge Tilter doesn’t sound suspicious at all
@@purplehexaballs No, for real, I clicked because I was genuinely curious to know why. I mean, for logical anatomical reasons, the girls in this game would look weird without breasts.
The Cartridge Tilter ok lol I was joking xd
Yeah, I clicked for anatwoomy
Yes
The inklings and octolings are 14
*FBI enters the chat*
Zerch Gaming
*laughs in 16 yo*
Marie, Callie, Marina and Pearl are confirmed adults
Both Callie and Marie are 19 as of Splatoon 2
Marina is 18
Pearl is 22
So FBI can't really do much on them . . .
Well they might still do Pearl since you wouldn't believe she's an legal adult by appearance.
Can't defend Inklings though
Splatoon 2 Inklings are 14 years
Any Inkling from Splatoon 1 is 16 years old in 2 but that's still not legal age.
*Also laughs in 15 year old*
but we don't know the legal age of consent in inkopolis
(😧) And what does it have to do with the subject ? I am starting to get scared ...
Pfft we all know the REAL reason.....
To fuel the Rule 34 train
Cypherous u are sooooooo right
Cypherous Yes I already got my pencil and paper out
Cypherous
Oh my gad.
That New Nintendo character.
I MUST!
DRAW!
PORN OF IT!
I agree with this statement Cypherous
O
The male octolings' ink sacs are in their afros.
oledakaajel
I thought they were in an area that the girls are drawn like magnets 7w7
11th limb
oledakaajel lel
Ink is stored in balls
oledakaajel As an afro'ed octoling, I can confirm.
Basically for the purpose of telling boy from girl
That or R34
R34 all the way
The designer made them to have breasts because he knew everyone would do rule 34 of them, so he outsmarted everyone
Agree
Wow! This is really cool, I really like all of your theories, especially the Splatoon theories. You guys are awesome!
1950: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future!
2019:
I almost died laughing at this.
It'S nOt 2018! uGh!
Bitch please, in 2018 Senran Kagura Reflections already allowed you to feel soft anime titties using the HD Rumble.
2019 will have one hell of an uphill battle to surpass that.
2018
Born in the right timeline.
... Did I really just watch a serious scientific theory video about why humanoid squid-like video game characters have human-esque breasts?
A Person With a Name Yes. Congratulations.
A Person With a Name yes yes you did.
yes
Yes and you enjoyed it!
Yes, you did.
This is most definitely interesting by my stand point, especially as someone who’s highly interested in Biology and Genetics, though this doesn’t correlate I still find it highly interesting, thank you sir for bringing this knowledge into the light, much appreciated! ❤️
as a person who hold splatoon 3 up as my favorite game ever, i need more splatoon vids discussing the strange anatomical and biological strangeness of these fictional squid people.
Hm, no wonder Marina was assigned into military at-- Oh... that's a bad joke... thats a bad joke from years ago when I was way younger...
clever... but shocking.
Brodbrody lol oh hey i love your channel!
Omg lol
Ah. Good thinking. I knew about her smarts (well, obviously) but I always thought “But being a genius isn’t enough to be fighting for the Octarians.”
Me too
Brodbrody it's 18 and pearl r age 21
How Game Theory would have titled it: INKLINGS are SHARKS?? Boob Science REVEALED
Joke aside, I love these little Gnoggin videos with just you at the desk giving a fun and entertaining lecture.
Brendan Trevethan You enjoy a lecture? Masochist
I wouldn't mind Gnoggin becoming a college professor. His lectures will very interesting!
Brendan Trevethan Don't forget the clickbait thumbnail with a rule 34 image and arrows pointing to her breasts. That's the Game Theory Seal of Quality.
Brendan Trevethan Me too. ^^
Nah GT doesn't do clickbait thumbnails like that anymore. A real shame too.
Hey all. Future CZcams Lockstin fan here.
Splatoon 3 review some stuff. Inklings, Octarians, and other cephalopods have gave us the answer for this in the logs. The sea-life has ate special crystals that humans had. This contained human DNA. Sea life evolution practically explains the rest.
thats what i was thinking, i also have a question about the fuzzy ooze, how would it turn them into a mammal, if golden eggs play a part in the production of fuzzy ooze, how does that link in to mammals if salmons are fish, and how would transformation from cephalopods to mammals, what we see is just our inkling being coated in fur, afterwards there are no signs of ink visible, this can be up for debate
@@minerlex Okay lemme try to break this down.
The fuzzy ooze is sci-fi stuff made by [REDACTED] using special crystals that contained human DNA. Don't question it.
The Golden Eggs play a part in just powering up stuff. You can probably figure out what [REDACTED] is trying to power up. It doesn't have to do with the mammal stuff. If you gonna question how are Octarians just hairy, but Inklings/Octolings a literal fuzzball, my scientific theory is that [REDACTED] gave the Octarians a dosage, while you literally just get bucket loaded engulfed with that stuff, growing hair everywhere. We also know that through Octo Expansion, they don't need ink to stay in that form, but instead they become zombie-like. Sanitized so to speak.
Now that we have splatoon 3, we have an actual in-game explanation:
SPOILER ALERT!!!
The inkling evolution was affected by the syntetic crystals humans made to mimic the sky that got spreaded by the rocket accident, they responde to human toughts and got passed to the marine species, making they eventualy evolve i to the land species they are now, so their evolution became directed torward the development of human-like features, including breasts.
Why is there a woomy with a swat uniform outside my door
Woomy (RUN)
*Smashes down the door with Woomy! ram*
Woomy open up!
(Gets Scoped Charger ready) I got you.
FWI(Federal Woomy Investigation) OPEN UUUUP!
Octopuses
Octopi
Octopodes
These are all acceptable^
Kalen McNamara Actually octopi isn't acceptable, that's applying Latin rules to Greek roots, but you still got two out of three.
Octopussies
Kalen McNamara correctly pronounced ~octopededes~
Scribbling Intensifies sinful minds think alike
Its octopedese
The most replayed part of this video is when the male inkling loses its shirt. Let that sink in.
Since this is from 2018 and we didn’t know what we do now, I’m gonna chalk it up to the crystals having something to do with their humanlike appearance. Because that is the case, the first squids who dominated the earth had the crystal puddle as their home until they migrated from the water.
People think the hardest station in the Octo Expansion is the Girl Power Station. COINCIDENCE? I think perhaps.
I just beat that part. What a pain in the Ziga-zig-ah
Real1Gaming I THINK NOT!!!
I did it with Heavy Splatling and Curling Bombs. I'm not sure if that gold toothpick was worth all the effort but at least it can help me spam Tenta Missiles in ranked.
It was difficult as heck when I tried it continuously with my mainstay dualies, but when someone reminded me that the roller is a one hit KO the battle was a breeze .u. Didn't even bother strategizing, just waited at the "spawn points" and plowed them down.
If anyone wants to know, I beat it with Dualies. Things to remember:
- Try to spawn camp the first few octolings.
- You can kill Octolings standing on the wall before they spawn. (This works for the first few phases.)
-If in later phases the orb is damaged, remember you can regenerate its health by shooting it.
-Specials are your friends. Specifically Splashdown and Ink Armor.
-Listen to Cuttlefish, use the weapon you're most comfortable with. It'll be harder if you don't.
Am I the only one that genuinely thought this was interesting?
Spencer Hansberry No
no you're not the only one uwu
No
No 🥴
Spencer Hansberry no
Ya mans asking the real questions
That makes the inclusion of the exterior artificial ink tank that’s a part of their equipment make more sense. If they already have ink tanks inside them, having one on the outside make things a bit more even and fair for the males so their natural disadvantage maters less.
Why is the FBI and Scotland Yard at my door
Because you're Sherlock Bones
Mindy Auron lmao
Mindy Auron keepin the likes @ 69
Lazypackmule Ha, I get it :D
They're 16 in Splatoon 2, you should be fine
If you want to win a Splatfest, side with Pearl
In mostly every experience I've had with splatfests, marina wins popular vote, but Pearl wins both battle wins
But I actually try to win it cause of the team I choose and yet I lost cause of o.o players ruining the fun in splatfest and in rank battlecafter rank X was announced
You tired of this yet? R I G G E D
But that's stupid... if you only play to win for the character, or just to win, then what's the point of having splatfest themes? It defeats the whole point, you could just go play regular turf war instead and there'd be no difference.
Nate Wilson I agree, but that's not exactly what I meant. Of course, put all your effort into helping your team win the splatfest. It's just that the numbers seem to lean towards Pearl more often than Marina, so I was just pointing it out :D
Very true, though it didn't work out in retro vs. modern... I wonder how trick vs. treat will turn out this afternoon🤔
Wait so if female inklings have breasts does that mean male inklings would follow logic and have a...
*_RULE 34 TRAIN COMING THOUGH!_*
They already do........ I know I'm late
Can confirm
_I’m now officially dead inside_
Good
Casual Woomy
Damn
Probably won’t se this, but from the lore of the third game, they were made from some mind reading crystals that read the minds of humanity when they went extinct. The crystals fell into some sea water and made the marine life as human like as possible.
I love this theory a lot, but considering they also evolved from laying eggs to giving life-birth, they're probably just actual breasts. (UPDATE: NAH, READ FURTHER)
*Update:* I have learned more about biology and evolution at this point. And live-birth and breastfeeding may have both evolved for mammals, they are not inherently connected. The breastfeeding part happened because at some point we evolved a different jaw, and as such different methods of growing teeth. At birth, we needed a new way of getting nutrients while our teeth hadn’t finished coming through our gums yet, enter MILK.
Looking at inkling and octoling teeth, they seem to have distinctly different dentures than mammals do, so I don’t actually think they breastfeed. (In fact, they may not even be teeth, they might be beaks. Y’know, proper celaphopod beaks.)
Perhaps they are indeed merely cosmetic, because inklings and octolings evolved to look more like humans. So they could’ve just taken on the appearance of breasts without actual functional glands.
But again, they aren't mammals
@@itsPlasma06 yeah but maybe they work similarily. Providing some form of nutritious material for babies of the species. The only examples shown for nipple less inklings in this video were male, and knowing the weird biology behind inklings, they mightve evolved so males just dont have nipples anymore and only women desvolt them. Or, crazy theory, maybe both genders have a peak mating or reproduction/parenting age, near which they start forming nipples specifically for those purposes
Hi pearl aslo
WHAT THE FAAAACK
@@itsPlasma06 Evolution can do some wacky things.
It can give a reptile mammal-like traits.
And a mammal reptile-like traits.
For example: The Platypus. Which lay eggs.
Yes
You know, we could be discussing how commander tar tar designed the challenges specifically for something that can produce ink despite the fact his AI finds inklings and octolings worthless and he did not know who would take over the world after humans/his death, but instead we're talking about this
Dumb guess which will be totally non cannon and ties in lore of an entire different franchise that may or maynot be still alive:
the game is one of the infinite universes that aperture science has for test chambers and needed test chambers for new gels....
but that would be a ludicrous as half life 3.
The tests were designed to take the best and brightest of the inklings and octolings, that is why
He made the tests after his initial disappointment (hence the four thangs). There wouldn't be challenges otherwise.
I think he just had so much materials that when he became aware of inklings and octolings he just made the tests really fast.
Imma just put my theory out here:
So I'd like to think that inkilings in fact since they had to evolve to be on land they also had to evolve to feed and give birth to their young. Squids lay eggs which are always in the water in a really gelatinous shell, and to top that off when squids lay their eggs they never stay with them. Infact some species straight up die after breeding. So when on land they have to evolve to now care for their young and since they're now "humanoids" or more sentient they have developed more humanity in a way. Leaving a child behind is now frowned upon and since they have to feed and take care of their young, they developed mammary glands to make things easier.
Idk I like to come up with my own little theories on the game :.)
Friend: “what are you watching??”
Me: *“just a guy explaining about breasts”*
Friend:
....
*._.*
*WHY* ....
Me: *STFU,I LIKE THEM!!!*
Because Nintendo cares about profit
Or fanservice
Yup tittes
Volan Cyber both
T H I C C
Probably the best answer
Hmmm.
Mom: *checks Watch history*
Rip
WoomyGameplay Inc oof
3:13 those hand motions are a little suspicious considering the topic... 🤔
Not really, he's motioning to try to make it as he were explaining.
Delete this
And we have reached the ULTRA DEEP surface of you tube
Not really.
It's when you see camcorder videos of cults.
I think you handled that subject quite well. Fun without being childish the whole time.
Icee2222 It's not childish to be pervert and that. No 5 year olds are like that but adults are.
Convergent evolution
Response to the title: Hentai
Next theory "Why does porn of splatoon exist?"
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@@Wow-ds8eq had rip
@@Wow-ds8eq now 98
King eel dammit
Splatoon 3 finally explains why they're very very human like
*FBI Arrives*
Why do I hear Boss music?
*Wait... Aren't you the boss in sonic games tho?*
(☺️) What does FBI means ? Freshest beats inner ?
@@agent-ye7pi Oh you're in so much luck that you don't know how the FBI is.
@@cyberOIO (😧) Why ? Are they dangerous ? Do they eat squids with a pinch of salt and lots of spices ? How do I know how to cook squids ? Because I eat squids myself ... Argh well you know what to make someone dangerous in my world they just need to be specist .
@@agent-ye7pi No,
ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵒᵒʳ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᶦᵗ ᶦˡˡᵉᵍᵃˡ.
3:15 Lockstin your hands are giving your thoughts away
My thoughts exactly!
You're right 😂
I'm getting the Luigi's bulge game theory vibe from this.
Owen stroud hes done this 2 times already
Same
We meet again
Oof
Well because of Splatoon 3 now we know that their evolution is basically influenced by the memories of humans
it's funny how this entire video is mostly irrelevant because of the new lore given in the Splatoon 3 story mode lol
I’m okay with this
Viantastic wtf what about brigget don't you need took after her
vian what are you doing here and why has nobody noticed you.
Viantastic oh no.......
Well bye 😑🔫
Me too (I need help) #teammarina #peaplearemeantomarina
Java Juice all of us that includes you (I think... Don't know)
THAT PUN IN THE THUMBNAIL THO
the dark nerd FREAKING AMAZING
I don't get it
It’s amazing
Devin Asher
Antawoomy
Woomy is what a inkling is most known for saying thanks to GG gabriel gaming
My brain didn't notice it the first time
This video is really good and I spent half an hour looking for it because I thought it was a Game Theory video. You know, one of the ones that actually deals with science? I guess I shouldn't have been surprised it was this channel though. Probably the only other game/science channel I bother to watch.
Maybe the Inklings are a different evolved species of the squid with human anatomy. I agree with your theory! It has logic and reason to exist!
I never thought I'd watch a video which is in a nutshell, "Why do women have breasts?"
R/what
Damn ur a sexy walrus
Men have breasts, too.
Children have breasts technically
*hears distant police sirens*
Why do SQUID women have breasts I’ll have you know
Maybe, due to the females giving birth, their muscles are on top of the ink sack to make way for the womb, while males have room under the ink sacks to have the muscles there? After all, the strength, athleticism, ink storage etc. is exactly the same for males and females.
epiccarrot88 That would make sense, so the ink sac could be spread around the torso for males while it’s exclusively in the chest for females
That ,akes sense
wait it does? man, I need to up on my squiddy knowledge of woomy
We need an updated video about this, with all the lore coming from Splatoon 3/Alterna Logs
Since inklings can’t live in water the eggs would ever have to be in some kind of container full of ink, an egg similar to birds, or like with some sharks the eggs would stay within the mother to hatch then be released. Some sharks have belly buttons so the breast could be muscles. Pigeons also make milk like substance from their throat for their babies if they can not find food so breast aren’t the only option for how animals can create food for offspring. So the breast being muscles seems like a pretty reasonable theory to me.
How long did you stared at Marina to get this idea for a video?
My guess 2 hours
24 weeks
One min
Next time, on Lockstin and Gnoggin... "Why do CZcams Thumbnails Have Breasts"?
Clickbait.
sex sells baby
Cuz youtubers are horny
It could also be that the theory how the inklings based their bodies around humans, then the Octolings matched the Inklings to mimic a more week performing body for combat
They could also attract a mate
When did my life get to the point where I decided to watch 12 minutes of someone explaining why inklings have breasts
The return of the running joke
Mokey Mokey king
Says the yugioh monster who’s monster is nothing more than a runny gag in the yugioh community
KnightWolf 0X
Ow, my pride.
Mokey Mokey How'd you get away from Little Belowski anyway?
So about the male inkling not having nipples... if you look at any Japanese media like video games or anime, Free! (Iwatobi Swim Club) is a great example of this, male nipples tend to be missing. So I'm not sure about a shirtless inkling being reliable there. Otherwise, great video! :D
@gucci fam nipples would just be a 2d texture on the chatacter model. It's worth noting that if inkings were never intended to appear topless then they probably wouldn't bother with adding nipples to the texture map, as it would be a pointless detail.
@gucci fam no, you're all wrong, obviously the characters are also highly evolved human-LIKE, species like the inklings. Nobody does things to save time on development, everything is calculated for niche fanbases that make theories on everything imagine imaginable
Well, I guess that that means that they shoot ink out of their boobs... Huh.
AND AS DO BOYS
@@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q That would make for an interesting Art Piece where the inkling/Octoling Boys just go full on Franky from One Piece and have Nipple Lazars.
This is a very interesting theory! I also have questions about how inklings and octolings can go through grates while having some kind of structure enabling them to stand and run...
Splatoon and biology, my two favorite things 🦑
One word: Cartilage.
New solution thanks to Splatoon 3 lore drop kinda spoilers ahead
In 3 it is revealed the reason marine life came to the surface is due to being infused with crystals that humans had that read their minds and then reflected their desires, which is why the sky of Alterna looks like the sky. When sea creatures absorbed these crystals the desires of humans were also absorbed and because the humans of Alterna desired to see the surface as the thing they wanted most it got reflected into sea life to note this affect squid and octopus the most as seen by the fact they were the first two sea creatures to evolve to land, probably due to the fact the crystals were made from squid and octopus which stands to reason other human desire is also in there just less than loving the surface, which is why they became more and more human like in appearance and behaviour. also the reason why Octarins are so obsessed with taking back the surface. This next part is a bit out there but it could still apply, the reason why breasts is because humanity loves tits.
Mom It’s not what it looks like
It’s for research I swear
It's for art reasons...
😂🤣😂🤣
why did I click on this video
why do I feel so informed
why do I feel smarter than I was before
why do people research this stuff
why did I bother typing this comment
why do I suddenly regret all the splatoon porn I've seen
Cuz why not.
nigga literally look up splatoon r34
Why the hell do you watch splatoon porn...wait
..scratch that.
WHY DOES IT EXIST?!
Luna Eclipse it's better than u think ;)
Why look up splatoon porn?!?!?
So out you saying that Pearl could benchpress me?
I have understood why Big Man exists instead of a male inkling or octoling idol.
Okay... Let's just disregard the fact that they can turn a puddle of ink into a *swimming pool.*
Samuel Robb do they destroy the floor of something?
CakeCat they can
Sheldon is still the best character. He makes all the weapons, is a tremendous nerd, and he has a flying truck.
Jonathan Tash smh you mean best girl
I love how this guy took the time out of their day to research this. Imagine the horrors he would have seen while researching this.
Oh, if ONLY you kept that question till Splatoon 3!
Watch Splatoon 3 have a boy band doing the news lol
Why do I suddenly see four color coordinated sea turtles for that idea?
b o o b s
My idea for that is probably 3 pop stars this time and 1 being an octoling
How about.. No Splatoon 3
Yes I want that
Male inkling for the story mode trailer
Great, we went from Lizards to Cats to Fish to Octopi.
*Gnoggin has now entered the Hentai servers*
You are in the storm RUN
I hope you revisit this due to the new games lore c:
I love this explanation
That makes two of us. I may have unlocked all the Alterna Logs in Splatoon 3 - even the Secret Log - but I still like to think of this theory as part of the canon.
So who would have thought, the inklings are...
*SPINELESS*
Technically, their spine is cartilage