A simple 'wrong' would've done just fine...

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  • čas přidán 7. 07. 2010
  • A puppy and a little boy story as an Industrial Revolution's analogy.
    The very best scene of Billy Madison (1995), Adam Sandler's movie.
    If you still didn't watch the whole thing, go rent/buy it because it's worth it.
    IMDB: www.imdb.com/title/tt0112508/
    The host says:
    - Mr Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
    Billy Madison:
    - Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine, but...
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  • @lambojam
    @lambojam  Před 3 lety +14560

    wow, I’ve realized by chance that I’ve uploaded this video exactly 10 years ago when I was 25 yo. now I live in a different continent, opposite hemisphere, I’m married and have a son. time flies
    and to whoever plans to answer this comment with “this is the most insanely idiotic thing that you’ve ever heard”, I say a simple “ignore” would do just fine

    • @PkorniBoi
      @PkorniBoi Před 3 lety +675

      Wow! Time flies! Have a great life :)

    • @Flatearth69
      @Flatearth69 Před 3 lety +976

      may god have mercy on your soul

    • @losermcgee1318
      @losermcgee1318 Před 3 lety +710

      This is the most insanely idiotic thing that I've ever heard

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla Před 3 lety +437

      @@losermcgee1318"Ignore"
      Someone told me this would do just fine

    • @vagato1893
      @vagato1893 Před 3 lety +191

      and.... if i say congratulations Mr Lambojam?

  • @st3gosaurus
    @st3gosaurus Před 4 lety +26584

    When you invest all your skillpoints into charisma

  • @Farhadk1989
    @Farhadk1989 Před 5 lety +29775

    I wish moderators treated politician this way during debates.

    • @izdatbOi
      @izdatbOi Před 5 lety +921

      Finally, politics will be interesting.

    • @Farhadk1989
      @Farhadk1989 Před 5 lety +373

      @@izdatbOi yeah, They will get a lot more viewers.

    • @disappointingperson9162
      @disappointingperson9162 Před 5 lety +336

      Oh please, politics are already enough of a joke as is

    • @aaronhumphrey2009
      @aaronhumphrey2009 Před 5 lety +242

      And ever time they get caught lying,they get caned. For ever pandering false, broken promise littering the campiagn trail / election cycle: moonwalking thru broken glass, while juggling chainsaws...thoughts? barefooted ...

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 Před 4 lety +10

      Farhad Kohestani then they need to hire me!

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 Před 2 lety +3339

    Fun fact: A federal judge named Leif M. Clarke once quoted this scene while rejecting a motion for dismissal in a bankruptcy case (King v. King, 2006). The defendant's lawyer had requested a dismissal using legal arguments that were so dumb and incoherent that the judge literally responded to him by directly quoting the "What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard....." rant as part of his official written opinion. Amazing.

    • @dogmachine2406
      @dogmachine2406 Před 2 lety +20

      Cool story bro

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 Před rokem +217

      @bluewarriorgaming7823 I gave you the source, dude. King vs. King (2006). The text of the judge's ruling is readily available online.

    • @KnordRW
      @KnordRW Před rokem

      @@Shiverous www2.txwb.uscourts.gov/opinions/opdf/05-56485-lmc_King.pdf

    • @KnordRW
      @KnordRW Před rokem +167

      The best part of that filing is the line after the Billy Madison quote: "Deciphering motions like the one presented here wastes valuable chamber staff time, and invites this sort of footnote"

    • @mitchtom1409
      @mitchtom1409 Před rokem

      @@drrockkso8882 can’t find it

  • @drewyoung5577
    @drewyoung5577 Před 3 lety +5204

    Seeing Norm in the crowd always makes me smile

  • @XanltheCSG
    @XanltheCSG Před 4 lety +9359

    "The industrial revolution to me is like a story I know called The Puppy Who Lost His Way."
    - Theodore Kaczynski

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite Před 3 lety +222

      Unfortunately, too few will get your skilled reference.

    • @kurisupikurimu1866
      @kurisupikurimu1866 Před 3 lety +482

      "The Puppy Who Lost His Way and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"

    • @nickwilson2872
      @nickwilson2872 Před 3 lety +142

      @@KutWrite cmon man everybody knows the unibomber

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI Před 3 lety +66

      The Puppy Who Lost Its Way, and Its Future

    • @obiwankenobi9439
      @obiwankenobi9439 Před 3 lety +45

      @@nickwilson2872 Unabomber. You uncultured swine.

  • @totallyflippedout
    @totallyflippedout Před 9 lety +8035

    "Burning dog poo and the human response" should be a category on Jeopardy.

  • @maxresdefault_
    @maxresdefault_ Před 8 měsíci +49

    "the industry, my friends, was a revolution"
    Beautiful

  • @whosaidiwantedahandle
    @whosaidiwantedahandle Před 11 měsíci +265

    It's even better when you remember there was an entire story arc about Billy studying literature with the teacher lady. This is how you subvert expectations the right way.

    • @user-gi4qy7lq6h
      @user-gi4qy7lq6h Před 8 měsíci

      what you have commented is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were even you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this comment section is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no likes ... and may god have mercy on your soul.

  • @tobyzxcd
    @tobyzxcd Před 4 lety +13255

    It never dawned on me how perfectly it was delivered

    • @JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA
      @JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA Před 4 lety +343

      That, and the fact that "my spouse is sleeping around" is the same colour as "U.S Presidents"

    • @Kspice9000
      @Kspice9000 Před 4 lety +137

      @@JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA
      Don't forget "I married common street trash" is the same color as Architecture.

    • @lolgamez9171
      @lolgamez9171 Před 4 lety +22

      This was a good movie

    • @mattz2900
      @mattz2900 Před 4 lety +44

      He absolutely nailed it. I don’t think it could have been delivered better.

    • @Zealant
      @Zealant Před 4 lety +1

      How is that possible?

  • @maichea
    @maichea Před 4 lety +20613

    Ironically enough this might be one of the most smartly delivered jokes in any of Adam Sandlers comedies.

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 Před 4 lety +932

      Yeah I wasn't a fan of Billy Madison. But this bit with the sudden bait and switch was hilarious.

    • @VeteranBeatz
      @VeteranBeatz Před 4 lety +344

      Indubitably

    • @OP-lk4tw
      @OP-lk4tw Před 4 lety +209

      @@VeteranBeatz what a nice word used in a perfect context

    • @BoloBouncer
      @BoloBouncer Před 4 lety +545

      It's even more hilarious when you consider Billy is actually trying to describe his life and the moderator is straight up describing the movie.

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss Před 4 lety +24

      Smartly

  • @crushedscouter9522
    @crushedscouter9522 Před 2 lety +329

    All time classic line. Perfect delivery. My cousin and I still use “I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul” all the time

  • @dispassionateobserver
    @dispassionateobserver Před 2 lety +737

    2:02 This is one of my all-time favorite movie lines. Perfectly written and expertly delivered. Hilarious. Bravo to everyone that was involved with this scene.

    • @toddsmith1969
      @toddsmith1969 Před 8 měsíci +10

      "May God have mercy on your soul" 💀

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 Před 4 lety +9445

    That part when he said “Society”
    That really hit me...

  • @twilightxzbit
    @twilightxzbit Před 4 lety +6266

    I love when his boys just nod in sheer confidence lol

  • @evancampbell7138
    @evancampbell7138 Před 3 lety +400

    One of the most hilarious deadpan scenes in comedy in the last 30 years - what a brilliant set of lines from James Downey 🤣

  • @IHMyself
    @IHMyself Před 2 lety +47

    The "and may God have mercy on your soul" is what gets me.

  • @ABritishPakistani
    @ABritishPakistani Před 4 lety +7706

    Intelligence: 2
    Charisma: 10

    • @captainkiwi77
      @captainkiwi77 Před 4 lety +148

      A British Pakistani charisma 20 honey, he had those people clapping for whatever reason

    • @ABritishPakistani
      @ABritishPakistani Před 4 lety +10

      Captain kiwi xD

    • @GandalftheCatistheBest
      @GandalftheCatistheBest Před 4 lety +7

      @SeoulfredRay what game?!

    • @ciankearns441
      @ciankearns441 Před 4 lety +83

      @@GandalftheCatistheBest Fallout. Charisma and Intelligence are special stats. You should play it, it's great!

    • @UrielFlame
      @UrielFlame Před 4 lety +19

      Eggsrgr8 33 I believe Seoul is referring to D&D

  • @briankoch9786
    @briankoch9786 Před 8 lety +963

    "But the puppy........was a dog"

    • @briankoch9786
      @briankoch9786 Před 7 lety +48

      ******Crowd goes nuts after hearing such an absurd answer*

    • @user-yq3kj9ub4w
      @user-yq3kj9ub4w Před 7 lety +9

      and the Pussy was the Cat or the Vagina?

    • @zippymiester6429
      @zippymiester6429 Před 7 lety +9

      Why did the cat have a prostitute's underwear on it's head?
      Cat tried to find fish when it smelled it.

    • @Hugo-df8iz
      @Hugo-df8iz Před 5 lety +2

      Brian Koch lmao

  • @EthanDoesALittleGamin
    @EthanDoesALittleGamin Před 8 měsíci +16

    A simple "no" would have sufficed
    - Kung Lao

  • @TobermoryIscarabaidX
    @TobermoryIscarabaidX Před 2 lety +99

    His response to billy Madison’s rant was easily my favorite line of the film & cracks me up every single time.

  • @monkeytime3169
    @monkeytime3169 Před 4 lety +4523

    This is exactly how I did on my writing test in 6th grade

    • @Pred.
      @Pred. Před 4 lety +6

      Well well well look who I found

    • @monkeytime3169
      @monkeytime3169 Před 4 lety +23

      I remember back in the day
      When music folk had a lot to say
      Now I sit, hope and pray
      Someone will come along and show the way
      He's an inspiration to us all
      When all else has been done and said
      Along comes Mr. Oysterhead
      When all else has been done and said
      You best look out for Mr. Oysterhead
      He's an inspiration to us all

    • @fordrestored4646
      @fordrestored4646 Před 4 lety +3

      I’m sure everyone did

    • @marlonmontelhiggins8570
      @marlonmontelhiggins8570 Před 4 lety +4

      I wanted to like your comment, but it was at 666 likes, and I didn't want to ruin it.
      When it does get more, though, I'll do it.
      Edit: Now that this comment has three more likes, I'll do it.

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 Před 4 lety +4

      Troodon formosus yes that was me in English 12. I wrote my heart out and tried but it wasn’t enough. I barely passed English with a C but I passed that’s the point. I was done with school.

  • @akira_3432
    @akira_3432 Před 4 lety +6166

    “May god have mercy on your soul” fkn killed me 💀

    • @notapplicable9207
      @notapplicable9207 Před 4 lety +88

      *God

    • @notapplicable9207
      @notapplicable9207 Před 4 lety +18

      @@QuckHead If you're referring to the singular, *God* , then it's God. Learn proper grammar, dumbass.

    • @alannq1976
      @alannq1976 Před 4 lety +128

      @@notapplicable9207 Stop.

    • @notapplicable9207
      @notapplicable9207 Před 4 lety +14

      @@alannq1976 F*ck off.

    • @VeriBerriEri
      @VeriBerriEri Před 4 lety +92

      @@notapplicable9207 This is the internet. We don't use proper grammar. Get over it.

  • @KowaiPoltergeist
    @KowaiPoltergeist Před 2 lety +38

    1:08 the way the kindergarden teacher gives him a supportive nod cracks me up.

  • @frederickormsby7275
    @frederickormsby7275 Před 2 lety +43

    Could be one of the greatest scenes in cinema history.

  • @foreignwun8585
    @foreignwun8585 Před 4 lety +1509

    I love the fade in, as if he’s been talking about it for hours

  • @masonf7332
    @masonf7332 Před 3 lety +3675

    Me grading a fellow student’s essay in class:
    “Besides from a few spelling errors, this essay is really great man.”
    Student grading my essay: 2:04-2:30

    • @Overhemd
      @Overhemd Před 2 lety +173

      😂 so true. Worse is when a fellow student roasts me during the questions round after my presentation

    • @strangequark3897
      @strangequark3897 Před 2 lety +31

      @TCT I think they mean proofread the rough draft. Final grading is done later by the teacher.

    • @mariosblago94
      @mariosblago94 Před 2 lety +31

      @@strangequark3897 no, they mean grade. They do this in High School and College classes so students can learn from each other, because it's harder to self-correct than to correct others. The teacher can always veto a grade, but students tend to be pretty accurate anyway.

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 Před 2 lety +10

      @TCT
      Because it’s the students helping each other not only helping them learn but also becoming better learners themselves
      They correct people, then they look at how they themselves were corrected, this gives them the perspective of someone who’s grading a paper and makes them more open to accepting the grades they themselves get
      Plus the papers are handed in to the teacher and he/she looks at it and gives it the final grade, students grading students is mostly a test of brain power it doesn’t actually take

    • @zach4965
      @zach4965 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mariosblago94 never heard of students grading others work. Peer review is great, and should be harsh and blunt, but having students grade others papers seems like everyone would just get an A and the ink they can write

  • @salil7174
    @salil7174 Před 2 lety +56

    "And may God have mercy on your soul" kills me everytime! Like that wrong answer just bought him a ticket to hell. Lol.

  • @jayyabhdjdjdjd1063
    @jayyabhdjdjdjd1063 Před 2 lety +45

    I love how he looks at the teacher and they both are somehow thinking of the most idiotic thing. Pure comedy genius

  • @husseyni244
    @husseyni244 Před 8 lety +4986

    Every exam answer I have ever written!

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 Před 8 lety +201

      What you've written here. Is one of the most idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your incoherent writing, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. I am now dumber for having graded it. I award you no points. And my God have mercy on your soul.

    • @SlawBunnies909
      @SlawBunnies909 Před 7 lety +4

      +Sahib Rahman
      >not getting that what he said was a quote from the movie

    • @edwardelric4975
      @edwardelric4975 Před 7 lety +57

      I like to throw in unnecessary and most likely irreverent filler sentences, potentially full paragraphs. In open responses to give a good at first glance impression.

    • @saoudsaoud8998
      @saoudsaoud8998 Před 7 lety

      Husseyni lol

    • @hugieinarsson319
      @hugieinarsson319 Před 7 lety

      Husseyni Me after listening to a Man Utd fan

  • @VestinVestin
    @VestinVestin Před 8 lety +11681

    Looks like trying to pass an Intelligence check with a Charisma roll... Creative but misguided.

    • @reidnabinger
      @reidnabinger Před 8 lety +105

      +Vestin don't worry.. I got it.

    • @reidnabinger
      @reidnabinger Před 8 lety +71

      +Vestin you beautiful soul.

    • @nikoslav
      @nikoslav Před 8 lety +91

      +Vestin nice comparison.

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin Před 8 lety +91

      +Michié Turrys >where you high when you wrote that?
      Nowhere.

    • @Krisliet
      @Krisliet Před 8 lety +35

      +Vestin Are you refering to Fallout? Please tell me you are.

  • @bigfloppa2873
    @bigfloppa2873 Před 2 lety +69

    I always crack up at the “I married common street trash” topic. 😂

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU Před 8 měsíci +1

      Yeah, there were a few daggers on that board.

  • @AWF1000
    @AWF1000 Před rokem +5

    the way the music was being played and the crowd legit being interested, i assumed he was right. haha

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas Před rokem +2

      Just shows you that with enough paid actors and a good musical score you can deceive anyone

    • @rawkguy4896
      @rawkguy4896 Před rokem

      I rewatched this movie the other day. The score actually goes pretty hard. Its a well made movie and I still think its Sandler's best

  • @subscribetomeforfreevbucks7804

    When the teacher calls on you and u don’t know the answer

  • @Drebin2293
    @Drebin2293 Před 7 lety +4484

    Sounds like a politician when you ask them a question. Maybe they should get the same response from their interviewers?

    • @dukethotness
      @dukethotness Před 6 lety +186

      Next day's headlines "Reporter shot dead due to natural causes"

    • @soulassassin0g
      @soulassassin0g Před 6 lety +53

      Sounds like Hilary Clinton.

    • @johncanry2601
      @johncanry2601 Před 6 lety +46

      soulassassin: "Sounds like Hilary Clinton"
      If we're going to bring easily hateable people such as Hillary Clinton into this, we might as well bring in that idiot Donald Trump into this too. Fuck both of them! If only we could have seen a presidential election between John Kasich and Bernie Sanders... THAT would have been a great election. But too fucking bad, the Republicans were fucking idiotic enough to vote for Trump, and there were enough HillaryBots (combined with Hillary's shady underhanded influence on the democratic primary) that that fucking shady piece of shit was able to win the democratic spot.
      Looks like I went on a rant. Sounds great Chris.

    • @couragew6260
      @couragew6260 Před 6 lety +15

      John Canry
      I'm with you. Neither were a good choice. But at least trump is *trying* to help. So I'm giving him a chance. And hopefully we can get some better candidates in the next election (2020) And if we don't then the election after that (2024) when Ben Shapiro *might* run for president. I'm praying and may we "keep moving forward." And hopefully moving forward on the correct path.

    • @TileBitan
      @TileBitan Před 6 lety +11

      open your eyes on Ben Shapiro, please, he's no god or similar, yet people follow him like one

  • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
    @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn Před rokem +3

    This shit makes more sense than the plot for Rings of Power

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 Před 3 lety +9

    "My wife, the tramp" lmaoo I didn't remember that category

  • @bassitallica
    @bassitallica Před 9 lety +8857

    “I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." Hahahahaha I need to say something like that to someone someday.

    • @Cakin
      @Cakin Před 8 lety +91

      Alfredo Alvarado SEIZE THE DAY, ALFREDO! Do it NOW!

    • @pigpigrat
      @pigpigrat Před 8 lety +30

      +iMW3BK carpe diem

    • @michaeldorsey9231
      @michaeldorsey9231 Před 8 lety +45

      +iMW3BK I need to say something like this to some one sometime. Thank you for your insperation!
      I award you every point, and may God bless your soul!

    • @Cakin
      @Cakin Před 8 lety +14

      michael dorsey Haha thank you, Michael. God bless yours, and have a great day my friend!

    • @Rodox2k10
      @Rodox2k10 Před 8 lety +7

      +Alfredo Alvarado Try yourself. But keep the guns away.

  • @RikerLovesWorf
    @RikerLovesWorf Před 3 lety +768

    I love the way the kindergarten teacher is totally psyched as if he's just found the key and she's shown him the way.

  • @strategypoint8258
    @strategypoint8258 Před rokem +2

    The algorithm brings you to the strangest wonders sometimes-

  • @eriqlynn8947
    @eriqlynn8947 Před 5 měsíci +2

    “And may God have mercy on your soul” 😂😂

  • @madiserket2
    @madiserket2 Před 3 lety +1882

    "the industrial revolution to me is like a story i know called the puppy who lost his way."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @nonameman7114
      @nonameman7114 Před 3 lety +24

      I really hope someone in the future, sees this comment and actually believes Sun Tzu says that. 😅

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před 3 lety +31

      "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that. And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal because he invented it. Then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth and he rounded them onto a boat and he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward anytime a group of animals are together in one place, it's called a "Tzu"! Unless it's a farm.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Před 3 lety +5

      My god 😟😂
      I’m old. And I enjoyed that skit in high school before I smoked pot
      *smokes joint* 😂😂 yeah those TF2 skits still rock and Iv never played

    • @BansheeKing22
      @BansheeKing22 Před 2 lety +1

      "If any enemy insists on war, take away his ability to wage it."

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius Před 2 lety

      I am an insane murderer that needs to be drowned in poop - Sun Tzu

  • @mdoe8
    @mdoe8 Před 7 lety +4654

    1995? Holy crap, doesn't seem that old

    • @Yoshikage8008
      @Yoshikage8008 Před 6 lety +137

      You mean 23 not 25. It's 2018 not 2020

    • @dbodooley
      @dbodooley Před 6 lety +52

      The Titan did you just correct a math problem haha. He rounded up guy jeez

    • @anthonymorgan7140
      @anthonymorgan7140 Před 6 lety +4

      My older sister wasn't even alive

    • @WZRD095
      @WZRD095 Před 6 lety

      Excuse me?

    • @bigl3242
      @bigl3242 Před 6 lety +7

      I was born in 95 bruh

  • @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi

    "Everyone in this room is now dumber after listening to it."
    I still fucking love this movie lol

  • @nobodyuknow4911
    @nobodyuknow4911 Před 2 lety +2

    When you spent all your time studying for "Burning Dog Poo & The Human Response"...

  • @TheJonCna
    @TheJonCna Před 7 lety +5333

    When I read Jayden Smith's Twitter page

  • @hashslingingslasher666
    @hashslingingslasher666 Před 3 lety +290

    I love how Norm looked sincerely convinced

    • @randomwhiteguy8784
      @randomwhiteguy8784 Před 2 lety +21

      I bet Norm wrote that scene. This movie was all about Norm his character made this movie so good.

  • @xZack52x
    @xZack52x Před 2 lety +4

    0:43 i never knew quagmire was in attendance for this scene

  • @freshuncut9312
    @freshuncut9312 Před rokem +6

    words can´t tell how i love this scene

  • @jonathanneal5622
    @jonathanneal5622 Před 4 lety +4613

    CZcams has declared that this must be watched. I will comply. All serve the algorithm.

    • @CH-fz6qf
      @CH-fz6qf Před 4 lety +79

      Hail Algorithm, long may it reign

    • @jonathanneal5622
      @jonathanneal5622 Před 4 lety +35

      @@CH-fz6qf Long Live the Algorithm! Long Live the Algorithm!

    • @DRock2048
      @DRock2048 Před 4 lety +8

      I don't get it either, but, f*ck it.

    • @ryancasey4038
      @ryancasey4038 Před 4 lety +14

      Hail the Algorithm! Views for the Reccomendation God!

    • @Dushva
      @Dushva Před 4 lety +5

      Resistance is Futile.

  • @osamabad3597
    @osamabad3597 Před 4 lety +433

    Who else thought he was gonna get credit for this answer, because you remember giving bullshit answers like this in school and still getting partial credit?

  • @coach714
    @coach714 Před 2 lety +2

    So glad I grew up with Sandler, Carey and Farley. Legends. Hope all watching are having their best 2022 (or at least making the surviving look good)

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR Před 2 lety +3

    Billy Madison would make a great politician.

  • @technomage6736
    @technomage6736 Před 4 lety +1433

    Now that I'm grown, I see the irony in "Business Ethics" being the topic he struggles on

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 Před 4 lety +148

      'Business ethics' is an oxymoron.

    • @darknessml6145
      @darknessml6145 Před 4 lety +34

      @@MiG2880 Not necessarily.
      And hopefully, we achieve it.

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 Před 4 lety +95

      @@darknessml6145 Money and the pursuit thereof is practically a religion. A means of exchange is one thing. Quite a simple idea, but our species has based its entire culture on the pursuit of money. It is an almighty, all-encompassing doctrine - and woe betide anyone who should stand against it.
      At this point even small, short-term financial gains are valued more than human life itself... To say nothing of the wildlife and ecosystems of Earth, which are hardly even considered as a worthy subject in business.
      Please consider for a moment just how extreme this is in the grand scheme of things. I don't believe you have perspective enough to see just how backward we humans are.
      I stand by my statement.

    • @technomage6736
      @technomage6736 Před 4 lety +8

      @@MiG2880 Well said 👌

    • @taylormcgill6643
      @taylormcgill6643 Před 4 lety +32

      @@MiG2880 half of world poverty eradicated in the last 20 years.
      All together now: "THANK YOU CAPITALISM"

  • @joldsaway3489
    @joldsaway3489 Před 4 lety +743

    When you argue with someone on Reddit

    • @dr3w399
      @dr3w399 Před 3 lety +7

      yes

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 Před 3 lety +6

      Unfortunately, yes.

    • @clownball3457
      @clownball3457 Před 2 lety +2

      i love reddit

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid Před 2 lety +5

      “Reddit” is a joke in its own way haha

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 Před 2 lety +1

      People who use CZcams comments making fun of another place, hilarious

  • @juanpena7436
    @juanpena7436 Před 2 lety +10

    I could watch this 1000 times and still burst out laughing at the may God have mercy on your soul part 😅

  • @mr.mediocregamer9653
    @mr.mediocregamer9653 Před 8 měsíci +5

    This was an amazing bit of comedy. You think it's going one way and then it totally pulls the rug out from under you.

  • @Bazookastreams
    @Bazookastreams Před 4 lety +781

    “God have mercy on your soul” gets me everytime 😂😂😂

  • @eisonara4153
    @eisonara4153 Před 4 lety +401

    When you try your best on your essay because you don’t know anything on the exam

    • @putinsthirdtoe8800
      @putinsthirdtoe8800 Před 4 lety +16

      Tests be like: Confucianism in the song dynasty represent cultural impact by improving theoretical practices. Please provide an example.

    • @SavagePatch115
      @SavagePatch115 Před 4 lety +2

      High school flashbacks

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Před 3 lety

      Ya see. *It’s a cup. . . . With Dirt in it*
      “I call it cup of dirt. . . you should move on now. . . . Head on down the list there”

  • @shyannmason3558
    @shyannmason3558 Před 3 lety +1

    One of my top five favorite Adam Sandlar movies of all time- especially this moment in particular! Thanks so much for posting this scene...:3

  • @megamanx2293
    @megamanx2293 Před 2 lety +2

    "I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul" lmao!!!!

  • @nPhlames
    @nPhlames Před 4 lety +2022

    CZcams algorithms show you your recommendations based on other users that have similar watch patterns as you do. That means everyone who was recommended this video recently has similar tastes, we're all like family.

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun Před 4 lety +57

      Basically yeah lol
      A few years ago a random video showed up on everyone's feed despite the video being omega old and having no relevance to anything we've watched (a bunch of people were confirming this in the comments on the exact same day)
      One guy said he only watched dragon ball videos. I didn't put much thought into it...then I realized when I first made a youtube account (gosh I feel old now) I was in a big dragon ball phase and only watched DB videos, so its very likely that those early videos were the basis for what gets reccomended to me now lol

    • @JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA
      @JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA Před 4 lety +37

      We're not a family, we're a revolution O.O

    • @danzenshisui4215
      @danzenshisui4215 Před 4 lety +7

      u watch anime?

    • @skyj2172
      @skyj2172 Před 4 lety +3

      Then wassup fam.

    • @raphylv30
      @raphylv30 Před 4 lety +5

      That's kinda creepy

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Před rokem +3

    "except that the puppy was a dog"

  • @chocolatetownforever7537

    Man, that "The Puppy who lost its Way", is one profound read...

  • @thickerconstrictor9037
    @thickerconstrictor9037 Před 5 lety +92

    This guy gets five minutes of screen time in the movie and has arguably the best line

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel Před rokem +4

      That is why 1990s-era Sandler movies were as good as they were.

  • @hineighbor
    @hineighbor Před 8 lety +1460

    Best scene in the movie by far

    • @hardspumoni6940
      @hardspumoni6940 Před 7 lety +17

      Hi Mr. Rogers!

    • @lakernatic88
      @lakernatic88 Před 7 lety +4

      Billy Passed the Third Grade band scene was funnier.

    • @SFK360
      @SFK360 Před 6 lety +7

      One of the scenes in cinematic history.

    • @dbodooley
      @dbodooley Před 6 lety +1

      I wouldn't even put it on my top 20 best scenes in the movie but that's just me

    • @christopherhoward8128
      @christopherhoward8128 Před 6 lety +3

      The world was changing, and the puppy was getting bigger...

  • @1BillyPeterson
    @1BillyPeterson Před 9 měsíci +2

    When you have to write for exams and don't know what to write.

  • @jordanextremelove9780
    @jordanextremelove9780 Před 2 lety +1

    When the teacher ask you a question that you don’t know the answer to

  • @owengraziano7288
    @owengraziano7288 Před 4 lety +64

    “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
    😂😂😂

  • @OmarM42
    @OmarM42 Před 8 lety +906

    The ultimate roast. Still funny in 2016.

  • @VoltitanDev
    @VoltitanDev Před 2 lety +2

    In Billy's defense the guy didn't say kids novels don't count

  • @DarcyIsLame
    @DarcyIsLame Před 2 lety +1

    2:04 I represent to you, the perfect comeback for an angry child talking smack in your lobby.

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 Před 5 lety +83

    “My spouse is sleeping around” is one of the topics lmfao

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 Před 3 lety +12

      Also “I Married Common Street Trash.”

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Před 3 lety +2

      Let’s be honest. Your Average American housewife is sleeping around
      And your just a passionate lier if you think otherwise 😂🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Even if the dude is faithful. She will cheat for the “excitement” and condemn the same behavior on a small scale in the man
      I’m 25 never married, jus a whiteness 😂😂
      *American Women, stay away from me* 😂

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Před 3 lety

      lol Zero Punctuation says it best
      the 3rd party game devs are taking advantage of the fact modern women have accepted shagging the TV repair man wile there husbands are at work, is gennerally unaccepted in this modern day
      meaning we all are aware women have been doing these things for years lol
      sure the men did, but all hell breaks lose if that happens. a women fucks around and the dude has to fight for her heart
      the dude fucks around, and again its up to him to win her back
      the fuck? you cause a problem and i have to fix it? if i cause a issue id expect to fix it

  • @Henry_Daniels
    @Henry_Daniels Před 9 lety +342

    One the the funniest silliest movie scenes of all time. "I award you no points... and may god have mercy on your soul" hahahahahahah

  • @mrperfect87106
    @mrperfect87106 Před 2 lety +14

    I remember watching this when it first came out and I laughed for like 5 minutes straight.

  • @jonmcclane7433
    @jonmcclane7433 Před 2 lety +3

    I love how Mrs Lippy shakes her head yes like Billy had the correct answer

  • @moneo007
    @moneo007 Před 4 lety +215

    "I award you no points, may God have mercy on you."

  • @Jah3l
    @Jah3l Před 9 lety +92

    the fact that " my wife , the tramp " is actually a topic makes me laugh so fucking hard :p great comedy movie

  • @ryanmacklyn6106
    @ryanmacklyn6106 Před rokem +5

    I took the time to memorize what the guy says after Billy’s story and I will just say it to my friends at random times and they are always so confused😂

  • @originoflogos
    @originoflogos Před 3 lety +27

    I would’ve talked about Upton Sinclair’s novel “The Jungle” which is about Sinclair’s muckraking of the food processing industry which was unchecked due to unsanitary working conditions and the food wasn’t processed with clean or hygienic methods.
    It is a criticism of the early years of the American Industrial Revolution-how unfettered capitalism allowed companies to put no safety precautions or hygienic measures when making food-and it ultimately helped Teddy Roosevelt into starting the FDA.
    A little investigative journalism can go a LONG WAY.

    • @andrewlabit
      @andrewlabit Před 2 lety +6

      The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was also of note during this time. We can also include the writings of any sort of Marxist socioeconomic leaning, because a lot of those texts were taken from observations of the conditions of the working class during those times.

    • @bigblue207
      @bigblue207 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah but then it wouldn't be funny

    • @lucasharvey8990
      @lucasharvey8990 Před 2 lety +4

      That's a good pick! Everyone should read "The Jungle," or at least an excerpt detailing exactly what that packing plant did to make their "food."
      Mary had a little lamb,
      Then one day it began to sicken.
      She sent it off to Packing Town,
      And now it's labeled "chicken."

    • @rawkguy4896
      @rawkguy4896 Před rokem

      This would have been my choice too!
      But idk, the Puppy Who Lost His Way does seem more emotional now that I put them next to each other

    • @nonono4160
      @nonono4160 Před 4 měsíci

      @@andrewlabit well, the question was about how novel was changed by it, so it's better to stick with examples from narrative fiction rather than works on political eocnomy, though it doesn't mean you can't include some marxist analysis into it. Dickens and Hugo are probably the best and safest examples you could use in an answer.

  • @brickane2629
    @brickane2629 Před 5 lety +113

    That's exactly the way my junior English teacher would grade my essays.

  • @ajalonzo2705
    @ajalonzo2705 Před 7 lety +367

    roast of the century

  • @ThePsho
    @ThePsho Před měsícem

    0:24
    Criminally overlooked because it's sandwiched between a bunch of hilarious moments, but his delivery right there is just perfect.

  • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
    @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy Před 8 měsíci +2

    I have legitimately wanted to give this response to answers I've received as an instructor

  • @samueljett7807
    @samueljett7807 Před 4 lety +337

    My family quotes this all the time and it's great lol

    • @whosthat7967
      @whosthat7967 Před 3 lety +3

      You got an awesome family my friend.

    • @jacquiwesley455
      @jacquiwesley455 Před 2 lety +5

      What no one seems to understand, is that the puppy was a dog...I have used that for years w/my family. It makes everything ok for him. TY AS from Barkley

    • @lionheart4109
      @lionheart4109 Před rokem +1

      @@jacquiwesley455 But the industry... was a revolution.

  • @joeomalley2835
    @joeomalley2835 Před 4 lety +319

    Love the way Norm MacDonald and his buddy are nodding and agreeing with his answer.
    So, wow, 1995. Internet, here we come.

    • @professorchaos5058
      @professorchaos5058 Před 4 lety +5

      Well you're going to have to wait a few hours to get a connection but have fun

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD Před 4 lety +13

      That Norm is just an old chunk of coal.

    • @chriswade1139
      @chriswade1139 Před 4 lety

      Sandler: what day is it?
      Norm: October?

    • @weaintplaynwicha
      @weaintplaynwicha Před 4 lety

      @Marijuana Piranha its Dirty Work, and it is one of the most underrated comedies ever.

    • @bigdoinks69
      @bigdoinks69 Před 4 lety

      @Eff yore Feelings that large guy is comedian Artie Lange his work on howard stern is incredible.

  • @BruceWayne-fj9bm
    @BruceWayne-fj9bm Před 2 lety +1

    Honestly “a simple no would have done just fine” is a pretty good comeback to that.

  • @RustyGamesMC
    @RustyGamesMC Před 2 lety +5

    How I feel about all the "daily" shows still surviving on tv.

    • @yonidellarocha9714
      @yonidellarocha9714 Před 2 lety +1

      They used to be about the news and be funny, but now they are fake news and panic...

    • @amanialsoquar4945
      @amanialsoquar4945 Před 2 lety +1

      @@yonidellarocha9714 titlting on side of poltics while portraying themselves to be rational and humorous.

    • @yonidellarocha9714
      @yonidellarocha9714 Před 2 lety

      @@amanialsoquar4945 and western white weirdo politics at that, that's why they use so many invented concepts that the rest of the world doesn't use, need or care about.
      And you hit the nail on the head with 'rational', they are almost forced by their ideology to be rationalists instead of empiricists, which means not onlythat they are living 300 years in the past (from an epistemologist perspective), but they also concern their time and resources on weirdo made up politics instead on actual problems that develop and that people notice. They should be called out for what they are, western weirdo political grifters. You will not see eastern europeans or traditional western europeans/euro-americans engaging in these concepts and ideologies. Only those modern people who have the corrupted version of enlightenment values do that. Equality and freedom meant something very different 200 or 300 years ago. I hope it gets better with time. Cheers!

  • @firemonkey1015
    @firemonkey1015 Před 5 lety +167

    “But the industry my friends... that was a revolution”

    • @gomrade
      @gomrade Před 5 lety +16

      holy fuck, your username lmao

    • @owenmonagle1431
      @owenmonagle1431 Před 4 lety +31

      卐ϟZypheϟ卐 Your username is so edgy I nearly cut myself on it

    • @strayorion2031
      @strayorion2031 Před 4 lety +1

      Mr.Edgy should be your usename

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 Před 4 lety +2

      @@owenmonagle1431 Well it scares many college students into linking arms to stop traffic.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 Před 3 lety +4

      Your username slit my wrists

  • @nruss9912
    @nruss9912 Před 7 lety +560

    I wish I could say this to my students sometimes 😂

    • @windex5214
      @windex5214 Před 7 lety +2

      students??? you aren't a teacher

    • @laughsquad007
      @laughsquad007 Před 7 lety +2

      ***** No, I got it the first time. It simply wasn't worth mentioning because it was that mind numbingly retarded. Trust me, I've mastered the English language in a way you never will.

    • @laughsquad007
      @laughsquad007 Před 7 lety +5

      ***** What a useless conglomeration of words. You're literally too stupid to be able to figure out how you reply to comments on this website made for babies.

    • @d4nkt04d2
      @d4nkt04d2 Před 7 lety +2

      Chason Francois stop trying to sound like a smart ass shut the fuck up

    • @FlowerPower-dw8pd
      @FlowerPower-dw8pd Před 7 lety

      Do you joke about it to them?

  • @PurpleRain500
    @PurpleRain500 Před rokem +2

    "We were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time right. The significance of the passage of time, so when you think about it there is great significance to passage of time.” -Kamala Harris

  • @jacobthecool3000
    @jacobthecool3000 Před rokem +1

    I kept expecting him to say "The industrial revolution and its consequences..."

  • @yeetskeet9082
    @yeetskeet9082 Před 5 lety +22

    The Industrial Revolution changed the face of Literature because of two main points, the change in scenery for many of its writers along with the accessibility of the stories. First the settings, when the industrial revolution happened, many left their countryside settings and headed into the city for work in factories. This lead many to see new sights and smells and could've inspired new types of settings within books, along with new lines of work and the challenges that came with them. For accessibility, with the advancements in machinery, it became way easier to mass produce novels which boosted the amount of readers which inspired many to write about their own stories or just ideas they had and it caused a massive influx.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel Před rokem +2

      George Eliot's Mill On The Floss is good here.
      I might have riffed on Tollers' Scouring of the Shire.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@zimrielyeah I was gonna say, you need to cite specific examples

    • @Emanuele_Polisena
      @Emanuele_Polisena Před 9 měsíci

      What you just said is one of the most insanely idiоtic things I've ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to even anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
      I award you no points...
      and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • @chanceishikawa1699
    @chanceishikawa1699 Před 5 lety +26

    This is such an accurate description of answering essay questions in high school. Didn’t study, have no idea what the questions asking, but if I use a lot of words, random metaphors, and allegories maybe this teacher will see something in my writing that I don’t. LMAO. Genius.

  • @tcaudiobooks737
    @tcaudiobooks737 Před 2 lety +2

    Well done to the composer, they did a great job on the bait and switch too with the score.

  • @sas2300
    @sas2300 Před rokem +2

    I do enjoy the "....and may god have mercy on your soul" he adds at the end just to make the put down more epic 😆 🤣

  • @PosetitelMuzeya
    @PosetitelMuzeya Před 9 lety +179

    We are all dumber for watching it...

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 Před 4 lety +567

    The original r/murderedbywords post.

    • @necromelodia2432
      @necromelodia2432 Před 4 lety +15

      r/ihavereddit

    • @necromelodia2432
      @necromelodia2432 Před 4 lety +5

      @Ph0uad Obnoxious, isn't it? Why not stop commenting about Reddit then, boo?

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 Před 4 lety +3

      @@MrJimShorts I'd say cringe is relative and not objective, but I'd also have to say that that last bit is definitely true tbh. Let's just leave the comment for the few who might find it funny and leave it at that.

    • @enderite4289
      @enderite4289 Před 3 lety

      @@necromelodia2432 r/woosh

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 Před 3 lety +2

      Haha, plebbit is lame.

  • @spadedonkey2683
    @spadedonkey2683 Před 6 měsíci +2

    If you ask a ridiculous question, you will receive a ridiculous answer.

  • @LordNinja109
    @LordNinja109 Před rokem +1

    You're sitting there, thinking he just pulled off the greatest comeback ever, and then the judge delivers the best punchline.