Zhongli... with NANOMACHINES
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- čas přidán 4. 11. 2022
- Nanomachines son!
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A lil bit bout me,
So Uh.... long story short, I am a human shifting duck who escaped a mad scientist's lab. I was just a normal duck until I met this weird fat lady who just did some black magic and turned a peacock to a beautiful girl by accident, and I decided to mess her spell up while saying "ORE WA JIYUU DA!!" and here I am now a VTubing duck LMFAO.
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outro music
• quack.mp4
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Music used :
Rhythm thief Louvre Invasion
#zhongli #genshinimpact #原神 - Hry
"WHY WONT YOU DIE!?"
"jade shield son, they harden to respond to physical or elemental attacks, you can't hurt me scaramouche!"
Making the mother of Osmanthus Wine here scaramouche. Can't fret over every baiju.
"So this the true power of the meteor archon. There must be a way to kill him right?"
Well if it isn't saucy scaramouche
With your mom Gnosis I will MAKE MYSELF RICH AGAIN
Dottore turn off my cringe inhibitors
Its his usual build, its his USUAL build. But why did i feel chill on my spine?
bcuz you haven't made the mother of all omelettes
@@WHOooo.tao...yea.. probably some hp% substat on feather and flower
I built him hp% geo dmg and crt with a favonius guess I have the unusual build? 🥲
Because: Osmanthus wine taste the SAME as I remember~~~~🤣🤣🤣
It's because of nano machine's son that's why you feel chill on your spine
Zongli: what a delirious cute new god
***sips tea***
Scaramouche, trying to prove his godly power
Zhongli: Osmanthus...
@@mr.halfright Zongli: osmantius wine tastes same even we got new god.. it will even after he's gone
@@nanashioutis5943 thats a goated comment
@@iantober1987 🥂
**aggressive osmanthus wine drinking**
Scaramouche: Why wont you die?
Zhongli: Dominus Lapidus son, it hardens in response to physical trauma, you cant hurt me Scara!
This truly is a thicc zhongli moment
Zhongli after he finds the one who shares the memory
Why does that just feel like Zhongli but against a god, like his Shield ain't gonna break
More like Zhongli during the Archon war just blocking every attack the lesser gods did before him. 😂😂😂
His shield break at ruin guard spinning attack
@@masterskywalker6981 Not in this case.
Geo Resonance+ hp arts.
at my friend, he was able to absorb the damage from four guards. ( 55K hp ).
Morax Bizarre Adventure: Jade Shield is Unbreakable
@@zayneytem then he pulled out primordial jade cutter
Scaramouche: "DIE DIE DIE"
Zhongli: "Well that's not very nice now is it"
when you take the "shield me from the world" achievement to a new level:
there’s an achievement for it?
Love the dodging mechanics.
Zhongli testing new god be like: ah what a nostalgia
Metal Gear Arcane Lord: WHY WON'T *DIE*
Zhongstrong: heh heh *NANOSHARD* son. They harden to respond to Elemental damage.
The true power of ✨Rex Lapis ✨
Using skills and bursts.❌️
ARANARA MACHINE GUN!!✅️
I know im 7 months late but, the little dude do be shooting tho
There actually an achievement call "Nano machines, Son"
The Fact that zhongli's passive is literally the nanomachine's(Harden in response to physical trauma) thing makes this 10x funnier.
Nilou: "Why hello there, wouldn't you mind seeing my new RGB Lighting"
*Summons Kagotsurube isshin Blade from her hand*
"I've spent 3 million mora on it."
Zhongli: “Nanko Furaku” (it’s hard to attack, it’ll never falls)
yes you’re right Zhongli😂
Bad artifacts, son
They increase in response to emotional damage
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE??"
"Jade Shield, Son. It fortifies in response to elemental and physical attacks, The more you attack me, The better the shield is. You can't hurt me.. Kunikuzushi."
Local giant robot tried to kill a god
Zhongli: "Osmanthus wine"
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
@@rakharizqullaha.f.2713 BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
@@iszuhu3613 THE RIGHT FROM WRONG.
When our guard is down
0:04 them Abyss Mages woah is my fav part
Just so you guys know this build is gonna become even more busted in 3.6 with the new hp% set so be prepped for NANOMACHINES 2.0
"YOU ARE THE MOTGER OF ALL GODS SCARA. CANT FRET OVER EVERY GNOSIS'
-zhongli
Making the mother of all Arconts here Aether, can fret over every egg
"Can't fret over the spilled Osmanthus Wine, Scaramouche"
3 scaramouches died in the breaking of this shield....
Keqing Infusion Chaos:
Bennett C6 ult + Chongyun skill + Candace ult + Keqing skill for electro infusion
What kinda damage will she deal?
I think hydro
Someone pls try it
From some quick research, I think the conclusion is that she'd deal Cryo damage. Chongyun's Cryo field can't override Bennett C6 field, but Candace's Hydro infusion can. But here's the funny part, she can't override Chongyun's Cryo field, so the priority goes like Bennett Q > Candace Q > Chongyun E, meaning Keqing will deal Cryo damage (apart from the initial strike with the stiletto and then a second instance of Electro if you were to double-tap E)
POV:In an alternative universe were the archons have their genosis
Nano machines son
They harden to response to electro traumas
You can hurt me balladeer
I CARVE MY OWN PATH
YOU FOLLOW YOUR WRATH
BUT MAYBE WERE BOTH THE
SAAAAAAAAMMMEEEE
zhongli: what are you doing scaramouche?
I love how the music beats with the edit Just For Resonance-Laughing emote(because i can't find where my emotes are.
Ahh yes the True power of The Zhong
Zhong Li during the battle: osmanthus wine taste the same as i remember but where are those who share the memories? *Sips a tea*
There is also a food that adds 25% max hp
Zhongli just stood saying:"*sigh* just give up"
The fact that his build only reach 52k WITH resonance while mine have 54k WITHOUT resonance tells me that my Zhongli is bussin 💀
With reasonance and lvl 90 my Zhongli reach 58k
@@syuu7513 with hydro and geo res i get 59k hp zhongli tho
all of you, all three of you are scary
cwack made a vid with 71k hp zhongli 💀
my Zhongli having 57k without resonance or anything else: XD
Red Sun
Red sun over paradise
Red sun
Red sun over paradise
Veteran players discovers Morax true purpose in the game: Have HP
I WAS WAITING FOR ZHOGLI WITH NANOMACHINES VS RAIDEN. 😭😭😭
Unfazed and unmoving
Just like the Senator.
All scaramouche wanted was a gnosis, but he got Zhong shield.
Scaramouche - give me your energy
and presides to create a sprit bomb.
zhongli - it was just a prank bro 😁😂
Scaramouche: im the boss but... why do i feel like an insect...?
(Armstrong approved video)
I am Zhongli: the Geo Archon, the god of contracts, god of history, Morax, god of the stove, stonebreaker, and warrior god.
And I.
Will.
HAVE.
*ORDER!*
It's giving the
"I can destroy galaxies with a thaught, why won't you DIE!!?"
Война архонтов
Победитель: Чжун Ли
Lord of Arcane: NUKE HIM
Zhongli: *Hehe, Rock shield*
“Oh you were hitting me? Sorry, I didn’t notice.”
this is exactly what I did for my zhongli lol I approve this :)
oh so my normal zhongli can tank all the attacks? glad to know
it always depends
@@Hanifhi_yahayo ?
@@miraculouslyrachel ?
@@Hanifhi_yahayo depends on what lol
@@_wayward_494 depends on the attack type
yea now i wanna see him against those consecrated beasts, that shield wont last 2 seconds
His passive 1 increases his shield strength everytime it gets hit
Bro's artafact arsenal doesn't have an end
Can't fret every eggs without rocks
everyone else: ?? why??
you: don’t mind me, im just taking hits from bosses
I'm pretty sure i did this when facing scaramouche with my Zhongli build.
When the larger one becomes the jack, you know you shouldn't mess with that osmanthus wine connoisueur.
His shield harder than bedrock confirmed.
legends say he still stands there with his first shield on
The planet broke before the Jade shield did"
"You can't kill me jack"
raiden boss 1 slash kill: "bonjour"
And he's not even fully ascended 🤣
Imagine a low hp build with a bunch of shield strength. Probably geo resonance + vortex vanquisher + 2pc bolide + someone other than zhongli wearing 4pc tenacity
Scaramouche where is your motivation ?
If u had retracing bolide, hmm now we're talkin
I want the same thing with noelle now XD
Why does It has to be this way fit so well with Scara
It's all fun and games until he brings out the finisher move💀
He just Standing there, Menacingly
the only build from this channel that i can copy
Such feeling when he have done this for meme, but this is how you usually play your Grandad with 54k HP
*three two one WHOO* got me laughing so bad i had to walk away from the pc
I have a dream scaramouche, that all the liyuans can live in freedom...
This is a male Raiden, versus a seemingly normal guy in a suit
a weapon to surpass metal gear a very very old man
POV: Your power against your bully
Nanomachines, son! They harden in responce to physical trauma.
You can't hurt me, Jack!
Zhongli: "What's going on here?"
all this power
at a price
Standing here i realized. lanjutkan terus mhank
ZHONGLI STOP THAT BLA... oh he didn't need to
this is just regular zhongli
If you also did 2p retracing bolide you would've actually been the most op zhongli omg
this was legit all i did with my 55k shield zhongli for the archon quest fight
My Zhongli is at 55k hp without the hydro resistance
I feel proud about it
Same its the best thing ever in spiral abyss
My gf has 57k hp with 4pc tenacity and its so nice
proceeds to still get 1 shot by scarmouches spirit bomb cause he isnt c6 kuki sadly
MAKING MOTHER OF ALL WINE HERE SCARAMOUCHE CAN FRED EVERY GNOSES
zhongli took damage there
Standing here, I realize you were just like me, try to make gnosisiiii
nanomachines, son
zhongli: I play meteor ball in college, I could have gone pro If I didn't join the millileth. Don't fck with this archon!
Zhongli:you want archon war?,alright
i don't know what's fitting with the music
was it the little akasha firing at scara
or scara fighting zhongli
Nanomachines, Son
I haven’t even started act 5 yet bc I don’t want to fight the mech lmao
Basically my 50k hp zhongli