7 Signs of a Psychotic Guitar Player
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What are some more signs of a psychotic guitar player?
Music is Win replacing the preamp of your Marshall JCM 800 by sticking a boss metal zone in front of the amp or through the return of your effects loop and the hummus one gave me anxiety
Playing air guitar on a soda bottle while walking.
When they read tabs instead of notation
People that lay down Les Paul or other guitars with backwards angled headstocks on the floor.
you need to get cuts from the string ends
The hummus part. That hurt.
I died a little
I audibly yelled "Noooo!" In class. My professor came to look over my sholder and had the same reaction.
@@matt-lacey me too. I'd never touch my guitar or balalaika like that.
same bro, same
Hahah! I was just going to write the exact same thing. It hurt my very soul.
Forget playing the guitar, just hummus a tune.
Underrated comment
You funny 😆
@@nuro222 Even i can comment better
@@pedrovinicius7410 do it then
@@pedrovinicius7410 then do it
I prefer to deep fry my strings for that “southern” tone. But to each their own.
i prefer to fry my strings in a wok for that more Asian twangy noise
@Ben van der Riet man you doing it wrong, you should freeze your guitar strings in ice made of blood of 10 virgins and your 3 dead bandmates
I like boiling mine in a pot of gumbo for that nice cajin flavor
I have an acoustic so little life hack you should put it through your TV to get that nice electric sounded guitar
gotta put them with some florida saltwater and bacon greece too
Stickers on certain guitars can look badass, as long as you do it right
me looks at my 5 yr old classical guitar covered in dents and pokemon stickers
i completly covered my tele in black and white stickers, it looks really cool
@@talicz9081 hell yeah!
I got some cool ones on my practice strat
Univoxes.
Not cutting strings-- hurt
The bathroom thing- hurt
Boiling strings- hurt
Jimi hendrix thing- hurt
Stickers- hurt
Hummus thing-AGONIZING PAIN
For god's sake make it stop
the humus broke me...
So true
@@thatonebozo4153 bruh I do the sticker thing tho 😂
@@gavinmorgan8691 why does your guit has to suffer :(
YOU BETTER HAVE APOLOGIZED MULTIPLE TIME TO THAT ACOUSTIC YOU DEFILED WITH THE HUMMIS :(
Yummy Hummi
I survived watching Hereditary, and that hummus left me gasping in horror
Sergio Avila it’s hummus
I don't like acoustic guitars, but that hummus shit, that personally offended me
You better have apologized for defiling that hummus with an accoustic
Lmao my dad once was mixing shrimp and garlic with his hands, and he literally just didn’t wash his hands and went straight to the guitar. It smelled horrific.
you need a new dad (not trying to sound rude tho)
FUCK NO
you need a new dad (i AM trying to sound rude but only on the topic of your dad)
No offense but your Dad needs to be put on a watch list and have a restraining order that says he can’t come in 500ft of a guitar.
I see no problem with sticker bombing your guitar if it's already pretty banged up. It's a common thing in both skate boarding and drifting (especially if they want to draw attention away from all the dents the car has that they haven't repaired yet)
I mean, i made my own stickers, so it looks hella cool.
Not even a guitar player, but that hummus hurt my soul.
Well, whatever's left of it.
oh my god, i had to look away
That's depressing
Thomas Anderson no
God bless you :" ) Jesus loves you
"what evers left of it"
lmao you're one of them quirky 'I'm not like other girls" type, huh?
The hummus fingers give me anxiety....
Dude the sticker made me want to kms
that shit turned my stomach
Same
It made me tear up no joke.
I closed my eyes it was that bad
I'm just now attempting to learn guitar- that hummus part still made me uncomfortable on a level I can't even explain.
The sticker over both the pickguard and guitar body drove me insane.
Why is it bad to put stickers on your guitar? I don’t get it
@@jecoboost7775 It's a lot like people who complain about pineapple on pizza, they just think that a guitar is sucha fine instrument that a sticker would sully it's purity. Personallly I'm a beginner I have a moderately affordable guitar that isn't god tier I can put sticker on it if I want to as long as it doesn't get in the way of it's function. You do you bro. But never put stickers on anything over 500 dollars it's just tacky.
@@kingheroknight ah gotcha. That makes sense thx
"Bass players don't do much of anything."
*Davie504 wants to know your location.*
“Italian man sighted outside American resident’s house”
s e v i t back to you Terry
I was hurt by that I'm a bassist
SALVE SOLE OFFICIAL Steve Harris wants to: know your location
*triggered
Anyone who says "that was a great meal of hummus." Is a psychopath
Hummus is a good snack though right
@@jaboibrodie1687 I'd say with like carrot sticks or chips hell yeah. Eating it alone is something else.
With bread or pita, thats how you eat hummus the best
I actually laughed lmao
Anyone who eats humus like that is a psychopath
I knew a drummer that tuned his drums by putting concrete blocks on the heads, and tighten lugs until the "wrinkles in the drum head around the block were uniform ". Craziest thing, his set sounded amazing. I caught him using a drum torque wrench tuning his drums. It was his way to throw off other drummers from learning his secrets. I understand that, I tell guitarists my pickups have CHERNOBYL MAGNETS.
AHAHAHAHAHA FECKING GENIUS
I am so glad to see you with this awesome site! I bought all your lessons way back when, but this is just too funny and awesome at the same time….wait is that funnysome??? Did I just make that up? Man I rock!
"Bass players don't do much of anything"
(cliff burton furiously rises from his grave)
Ok, MOST bass players don't do much of anything 😂
Davie504???
@@luckyseptemyt3809 he’s just a meme youtuber now
* plugs in bass with malicous intent *
@Ben van der Riet can't argue with that last one
>delay before distortion as "psychotic"
every shoegaze band would like a word with you
thanks for opening me up to a new genre of music
You should listen to the new Deftones Album "Ohms"
Heavy, but the shoegaze in it is epic. Very gamer moment indeed
@@atrosion1097 I bet you're fun at parties /s
I think the stickers look cool (but only if it’s a cheap guitar, can’t damage the fender)
3:15 YOU'RE KILLING ME !
me when i see the humus: dont do it. please dont.. dont NOOOOOOOOO
Cheetos wouldn't have been quite as disgusting, and still would have gotten the point across.
@@Mephilis78 nothing is fare in war
The hummus made me cringe
ikr, I stopped watching at that point, too much stress! :-D
@@Mephilis78 exactly even a bag of LAYS plain chips would have worked... this man is a psychopath lol.
You can feel his discomfort while playing with his dirty fingers.
You said it
You said it
@@an_38kitkashyap You said it
It hurted to watch
geeeeez you crossed the line man with that hummus thing, yaaaaay
I lost it when you picked up the hummus that fell to put back on the strings😂
The food one made me cringe SO bad
I agree
I was thinking “ Tyler stop the pain”
In just gona leave this at 666 likes
I think im psychotic i ate cheetos and played my guitar once
You are a sick and not in the dude bro way
"Jimi hendrix isn't that good!"
*physics defying guitar solo stops*
I don't think he was the best. He was really good but I don't see him as the best
Stupidity At Its Best that’s probably cause you know nothing of guitar
@@baileyarnold3244 wow ok assfuck. I just gave an opinion. I don't think he was the absolute best but he was fuckin amazing. Holy shit there's nothing to please you fuckin Hendrix elitists
@@guitarandgames1386 Just give up. It's the same thing with every well-known musicican - the cultists that worship them as the second coming of Christ are not going to budge and accept an even slightly blasphemous statement like that. If don't go to Hendrix church, you're a heretic to them.
Jimmy wasn't the best ever, there's many much better guitarists after him, but he was respectfully unique and amazing at the time, he started something new, father of modern music, without him we wouldn't have any hard rock and heavy metal scene today, that's why he's known as the best
Love your sense of humor!
The boiling guitar strings part got me. 😁😄 I think delay before distortion sounds good sometimes.
Why am I watching this instead of actually practicing
I'd say same but I don't even have a guitar
Coffee taking 10 min a break of course :)
Ya got ta practice 40hours a day
@@jacobbrien2194 ling ling says so !
Im actually sitting with my guitar in hand wstching this lmao
I'm not even a guitarist but that humms part made me sick.
Something about stickers on a surf green or teal squire really does it for me
I saw a used guitar on the rack at a guitar shop - the strings were put in backwards. The ball end was up at the tuning pegs. Does this make it sound better?
*dipping fingers in hummus*
*excessive slurping*
"Mm, that was a good meal of hummus"
I prefer baked strings. Less fat and warmer tone !
Naw dude, clearly deep fried stings gives you the best tone
this might be an unpopular opinion, but roasted strings are the way to go
I lightly sauté them in salted butter and give them a sprinkling of fresh ground habaneros and a few drops of fish sauce.
I prefer fried ones 🤪
Each time I wanna play black metal , I put the strings on a BBQ 😈🤪😈
Oh man, the hummus gave me shivers
The hummus hands part had me in stitches
3:15 hurt me bad
i own a pretty cheap guitar and i have to wash my hands multiple times with lemon juice and soap before i even touch it
I don't even let others with wet hands hold my cheap guitars
Man, my guitar is sacred, even though it's a 150$ Harley Benton, clean hands before everything, clean it after playing.
The hummus guitar was very dirty so he chose that one because it was already going to be cleaned
LOL SAME
The stickers thing... I feel attacked....
I don't see the issue
I do it to but not to that extreme. I like to think of my guitars as an extension of myself and since i dont have any tattoos. The stickers are like tattoos but on my guitars.
Did it with my fender squire don't really regret it mainly because it such a basic looking guitar with the black and white
It's not that, it's that they're not flat on the guitar
Dr Pepper 69 no, it’s definitely the fact that he slapped stickers all over an expensive guitar lol. You just ... don’t do that. If you have some cheap, unimportant squier strat or something, then maybe, but I would never put stickers on something of value. Especially because you never know if you’ll resell it in the future
This was your best video by far.
That's so funny you did that! My 8-month-old covered my BC Rich in gravy the other morning, it was caked in all the electronics I finally got it all clean though, I'm still waiting on my seven gauge strings to finally try!
I'm feeling attacked by the sticker part
same
same💔💔
like damn, let me put some stickers on my shitty squier strat my guy.
Good cause wtf man how dare you !!!!
stickers on an acoustic are cool but if they have, like, a design then it kinda ruins the guitar
3:10. My heart was crying :'(
2:45 made me cry even more.
I wanna like, but you got 69 likes so...
Omg same
Cesare Francesco Riggi SAMEHSJJFKKDK
I understand you brother😢❤
I actually have that same TC Electronic sticker (2:11) on my Charvel DK22, it really makes the tone so much better...
2:27 not gonna lie that does actually sound awesome.
DISCLAIMER *Several guiatars were harmed in the making of this video.
The hummus part made me feel like I was watching a dog get brutally murdered all while I was being water tortured and watching on live television of the world succumbing to nuclear warfare and Vietnam flashbacks were pillaging through my brain. It hurt much more than what you could possibly think and you DID IT FOR A JOKE? ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?
Thank you, I've always wondered what this looked like...
you’re a monster for that hummus part.
2:01 every punk rock guitarist ever have entered the chat
He forgot using duct tape to keep the guitar strap from falling off. And the guitar flips.
That's the only excuse for stickers. You must play punk rock.
Billie joe armstrong has entered the chat
@@sahamal_savu Johny Greenwood has stickers on his guitar. Is that not excused?
Fernandes Blue Strat is sipping tea in the corner
Never returning to CZcams...
Why???
One word:
Hummus
It's going big
Is the deal still on?
-KitKat
*Solomon proceeds to not use the code*
You should have seen me during that hummus part i was legit crying and screaming my brain literally is hurt and my heart is shattered what have you DONE
Those stickers looked sick!!
2:54 You can almost feel the guitar's fear at this part...
Oh god the hummus one hurt my soul! WHY?!
Gabriel Cairns I feel you
I thought the stickers part was bad, then I saw that...
Ah I know right😡
The hummus part poked right through my heart😖
Thank you for including the removal of the stickers. Fitting epilogue.
My friend put a Nu Metal sticker on a vintage telecaster... it haunted me for weeks.
Stop just please stop Teles are beutiful creatures its horrible to see to see them ruined😣
Is it okay to put stickers on a guitar if the guitar is cheap as fuck?
Lea G.M. That’s basically punk rock
I bought an affinity strat as a beater guitar, I put all kind of stickers on it, I love it😂
Joan_Nirvana 94 Thats the exact kind of guitar to put stickers on
2:11 *Billie Joe Armstrong is personally attacked*
edit: me from 6 months ago launched a personal attack on their future self by making this comment
That's what I thought😂
Joan_Nirvana 94 same, i commented about it without seeing this tho
Me too
Like I actually thought about his guitar when I saw that
But his guitar actually looked better with stickers on, weird
"7 Signs of a Psychotic guitar player"
Billie Joe From Green Day at 2:00 : say what?
I think he’d agree
@@minuscaseus OHH I COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTOOD THE COMMENT. I have seen blue, that guitar is basically just a sticker😭
This hurt. Sienna and honey sunburst ist my favourite finish, which I really want and you put stickers on it. I see this as an personal attack!
Can we just appreciate that Dr. Phil is in his recommended?
😂
Nice catch!
no
Pretty sure it was a pewdiepie or cinnamontoastken video lol
Please tell me the Hummus guitar was less than 50 Bucks
jorge the dog that doesnt matters it hurts
Exactly, it doesn't matter even if it was a 5$ guitar, still cringy as fug.
Even if... That was horrible
I look that up and it was $600
nnnNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
if all my stickers except one are on the back of the guitar, does it make it better or worse?
You broke my brain with the hummus
3:10 NO GOD,PLEASE NO!!!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
BITEFORCE Michael Scott- the office
I cringed so hard
That’s exactly what I said the entire time
That was a great session of ASMR
As my OCD it hurts🤯
Calling people who do this stuff psychotic is an insult to psychotic folks, really. This stuff is next level crazy.
when you forgot this video was a joke and NEVER intended to take this seriously.
HEARD OF JOKES? U SHOULD TRY ENJOYING URSELF TO SOMETHING FUNNY FOR ONCE
@@BigJayso What a Karen Snowflake.
guys, I think he was saying these are even more crazy to be considered phsycotic. he was making a joke
Oh the internet, telling your comment as a joke to save your stupidity.
Not sure what hurt more, the hummus… or the sound of those stickers on wood finish
1:13 SIR THOSE AREN'T NOODLES.
You always need to throw a string at the wall afterward to make sure it sticks
I don’t care where you put down a Gibson, that headstocks gonna break.
So wait...am I NOT supposed to play after dunking my fingers in humus?
personal preference I guess
TheKiwiSage
Ha amateur. I only play my guitar after I vomit into my hands. That way I get a slimy tone
@@tad3937 Exactly. Pft, simpletons
Pack _ hehehe
ha
Can't believe I put some stickers on my guitar for you guys! * completely fine with filling a guitar with hummus *
3:10
[INTERNAL SCREAMING]
I actually like the stickers on the guitar.
The stickers and uncut strings ill give a pass BUT THE HUMMUS DUDE ALL UOU HAD TO DO WAS REACH FOR THE GUITAR FOR ME TO CRINGE
I agree. .... He took it too far
I AGREE
“bass players don’t do much of anything” that shit hit HOME bro
I love the stereotype of bassists and guitarists hating each other’s guts
Those are not bassists those are shit guitarists that couldn't play guitar good enough to be taken
Blaa Blaa
Ah! Here’s a perfect example!
@@jumbobagginsjellogo4475 I'm both
Blaa Blaa
Good for you but you can’t bring others down just because of their preferred instruments
03:22 I have been trying to find a similar acoustic tone lately. thank you.
In college I had my really nice Carvin completely covered in stickers, anything I could get my hands on. It was a lot of work after a couple of years to remove them. I only left a Peace Sign behind the bridge and a skateboard shop pin-up girl "sitting" above one of the tone knobs.
The stickers and the hummus just hurt to watch!
I agree but stickers on a guitar looks pretty cool in a punkrock setting.
Manu Hendriks, I’ll give you that, but on a nice guitar like that strat, it was hard to look at my screen
@@Jwaggles76 I agree, that strat deserves much better. I hope he gave it a good cleaning afterwards.
Starkill3r - You're just baiting , right ?
When he set the guitar down leaning on the crapper, THAT was hard to watch
it physically hurt me to watch you play guitar with hummus on your fingers. it deserves a dislike
nowon kjhg
Facts!
More disturbed by how he ate the hummus
nowon kjhg that shit was hard to watch, I’ve had easier times watching gory scenes in horror movies
yeah, i couldn't watch that either
as a guitarist of 30 years, i was like
ok, ok.. this is no longer a joke.... stop doing that
but, he wouldn't stop
I was like: no he isn’t going to do it. He is getting closer. There will be a cut any second. AND THEN HE STARTED PLAYING WITH IT WITH A CLOSE UP CAMERA
2:51 what is the food youre eating plus you sauced the guitar
4:15 I'll take those stickers if you don't want 'em. My cheap strat clone is looking mighty bare with only 20 stickers.
I genuinely got scared when you put your guitar leaning against the toilet
sometimes i keep one string uncut because it’s adorable when it dangles around 🥰
Please tell me you threw away the last guitar
2:10 me: *looks down at my sticker covered guitar* yeah who would ever do that that looks so stupid
Ik right I bought one with stickers and the first thing I did was take them off
@@thejonesboys3935 lmao u missed it
Dude ur a literal psychopath who puts stickers on their guitar? No hate that sounded kind of rude
sticker covered acoustics r kinda sick imo
I have a Billie joe Armstrong replica strat I made lol, talk about stickers. Personally I like stickers on certain guitars because some just look so generic its nice to have your own flare
"Aw man, that was a great meal of hummus!"
just an insane PERSON
@@mlbftw9078 Here's the answer man: *PSYCHOPATHS*
Man I hope you got those stickers off of that Strat!😄😄😄
Some guitars with stickers look really cool
U can only play Christian rock after you boil the hell out of those strings.
This comment deserves more attention 😂😂
It's really just a play on the phrase "X the hell out of something" which just means to take something to an extreme. If you beat someone up really badly, you could say you "beat the hell out of them" if you nailed a test you could say "I aced the hell out of that test" etc. Not too complicated.
Best comment ever !!!!
Damn !!!! LOL
This is gold
I nearly threw up around 3:15, lol
yep, that made me cringed af
no no no no please stop!
Hat to say this but what was the song Jimi was playing
No guitar was harmed in the making of this video
I think I just threw up watching this....
Especially the hummus part.
Why does everybody want to do guitar solos but nobody wants do cords?
@@sweetguy19762 cause some people value speed over melody and yeah it's fine to focus on things like that but theres other things that a person can do on the guitar like melody, harmony and that weird world that is jazz
I prefer my strings al dente.
Al Djente
That requires a lot of cooking practice unless you are Italian
Best coment ever!
That hummus part made me cry actually
Tyler: stickers are a sign of a psychotic guitar player
Me: looks anxiously at my guitar with stickers
1:56 look closely at the youtube recommendations
Karim Nader
Pewds
Lmao. It's Pewds
Ayyy
Pewpewpie
“Bass players don’t do much of anything”
Every bass player wants to know your location
edit: this wasn’t even that funny thx for the likes
Ty Olmedo including me appearently
*Davie504 wants to know your location*
One time the lead guitarist of a band goes backstage and the bass player has a roadie up against the wall screaming at him.
The guitarist asks: "what's wrong"
The bassist replies: "this fucking roadie put one of my strings out of tune"
Guitarist: "Well tune it back"
Bassist: "He wont tell me which one"
I want your location
cuold i get his location?
I got a sticker when I got a replacement part for my recently purchased guitar. I honestly don't know what to do with it. Though it would probably look funny to have the logo not just on the headstock but also on the body? :D
Please tell me the hummus guitar is a throwaway guitar