Flood The Rich | The Tim Dillon Show
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- In this episode Tim reacts and rants to Ellen DeGeneres's statement made responding to the California flooding. Tim also goes over the rapidly growing Ozempic shortage sweeping the nation. With high-class restaurant Noma going out of business in late 2024 Tim goes in depth to find out why.
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He’s got the glasses on… this is gonna be a good one.
I heard his glasses run upwards of $95k
Her tears raised the level
@Degenerate CHRIS The glasses with Tim's DNA present is worth two Alex Jones lawsuits, Ellen's skin suit, and a 911
FACTS
I bet they cost a million now
As a comedienne, standing in the rain outside one of her mansions declaring "we need to be more nice to mother nature" , is the funniest thing she's ever said.
😷
Turns out women are funny!
@@monrow1961 I absolutely love your sarcasm👏
She was pretty funny back in the day. Outliers exist.
"Comedienne" You mean Karen?
I love it when celebrities say things like “Mother Nature is mad at us” as though nature gives a shit.
"Here's the water for the drought figure it out." That was like my first thought when I saw it was finally raining in Cali.
As a life long resident of California all I've heard for over a decade is how much we need rain......well here it is. I'm so tired of rich people complaining about fires and rain, nobody cares
It really is like they think the weather is some perfect system
@@seanoreilly1832 exactly! I'm only 40 and I can remember droughts, floods, fires, and hurricanes my entire life. I'm not denying that the climate is changing but its not like it's changing so fast nobody knows how to handle a disaster. I'm looking forward to the next major earthquake being blamed on global warming🤦♂️
and the ones that aren’t Rich aren’t complaining because they’re to busy working
@@thelonewrangler1008 Earthquakes and climate change are linked but not to any of the recent earthquakes in Northern California.
It never rains in California but girl don’t they warn ya, man it pours man it pours ha ha
It pleases me to imagine Tim's rantings blasted through loudspeakers over a half sunken California town.
You're doing the Lord's work.
😂🤌
You have to prove you listened to it in full to get any help from FEMA.
@@ninemimesleft That'd make me legit enjoy paying my taxes.
His irreverence is holy.
Ellen's carbon footprint is a million times higher than the average joe. Why doesn't she do her part.
Noone wants to do her/his part
She’s just another talking piece for the establishment. Do as I say not as I do.
Because she's rich and entitled...and rightly so! Don't you know that climate change and being kind to the Earth are poor people's responsibility?? Clearly, they have the most impact. They don't even have big enough platforms to properly shame each other! Someone's gotta shame us into making the changes that rich people think might benefit them! Everyone knows the best way to change the planet is to vote Democrat and give money to corporations who claim to give a shit! Ellen is an American hero! She gets it.
she's not actively breeding
It's not only that Ellen's houses use up a lot of energy it also took a lot of energy and resources to build these houses, I'm sure Mother nature wasn't too pleased when bulldozers came and destroyed the landscape for all this real estate.
Let us all never forget that Tim out of his tremendous generosity have decided to donate 5 dollars to the flood struck poor people of California.
You know it’s gonna be good when the glasses come out.
Tim's humor cured my AIDS. The doctors said it was a miracle.
Magic Johnson
Congratulations but when Timtim cures your AIDS you keep it to yourself!
Magic jokes, son
How then did I get it from you?
Fat Jesus
That snap of the fingers that was directed at the producer 😂
I totally noticed that too!
California: flooding
rest of USA: "Oh no... Anyway"
'First time?'
I live in California and I dont even care
Oh dang lol
@@Jon-vn5vp hee hee hoo hoo
@@Jon-vn5vp same I live and enjoying the flooding
Tim Dillon is the best cure for despair for the collapse. Can't wait to see him live.
As a military veteran I thank Tim Dillon for making my brain explode into small pieces while I shart myself and cry into my sleep at night.
Tyfys
Yessir
As a fellow Vet I agree whole heartedly. As the world burns Tim Dillon is my narrator.
Sounds like you need some sheath underwear
same same
Nice to see Officer Barbrady is back.
Incredibly accurate, all the way down to the double-chin!
The best character in South Park
Officer buttbaby
😄😁😆😀😃😅
Nothing to see here
I know people in CA, this kind of rain happens every 7 to 10 years. Just enough time for people to forget what heavy rain is like and how to prepare for it. Last time it happened was about 7 years ago and my friend was driving on the highway while it was raining heavily. He didn't know they were going to get so much rain so his car ended up getting flooded and he had to leave it behind. The water was several feet high.
Was listening to this on Spotify and needed to come here to Comment. During the middle of Tim’s description of the death toll of the Californian floods, the add that came on to Spotify was for “Raging waters Sydney” which is a water park…
Little on the nose Spotify.
Tim Dillon is the older brother we all wanted
And he cares about us roughly as much as an older brother does
My older brother is so much gayer than Tim, and he pretends to be hetero.
@@naylik2562 🤣 LMAO
I disagree my mom was 16 when she had me
if I had an older brother I just don't think I would feel the same about dad
@@naylik2562 that would be a fag people think that the word fagg refers to a homosexual man that's not the case
Fag refers to basically a weak man who behaves in a way the society he lives in would consider feminine
I’m sitting here in Coachella waiting for the show to start in 40 min
How was it?
I was there too. How did you like it? Like your seats?
I think we can all agree that 10 bathrooms is a little ridiculous nobody is ever using 8 of those bathrooms
18:52 .... "Beverly Hills Bentley.... Louis Vutton... Polo..." LMFAOOO
Tims face when he reads Athletic Green is my face when my wife asks me to throw the trash
The thought of having somebody else’s yard in your pool is hilarious
Hey neighbour, real sorry about my yard being in your pool, crazy situation, listen, you think you can tell the authorities to pull out our swing? My daughter really loves that one, thanks.
Someone is getting sued
“Get your yard out of my pool!!!!”
Tim makes me proud to be an american
He’s the best we have. Truly.
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Curtis Yarvin is the best you American -degenerates have. But Tim is def' in the top 15.
But NOT smart enough the capitalize the "A" in American...Hmmm
Wanted to say thank you! Got me through a rough night. Your comedy is a light to many!
i love that the episodes entitled “Flood The Rich” while Tim has on a Bentley of Beverly Hills hat on 😅. the man is beyond funny.
Is he doing a show or soldering some wires? “Get out Ellen’s portfolio” Tim you’re a genius. Love you buddy! 👊🏻
Apparently Tim's glasses are now worth $100 000.
what are the glasses?
Yea that’s the gag. The episode he introduced them, the value went up as the pod went on…
Always looking forward to Tim’s positive affirmations
Some people go to therapy, I listen to this guy
Ught o
I do both, and I think they both cancel each other out.
@@psilobom lmao
@@psilobom this comment wins 👌
Put this guy on a list
Something fun about listening to this podcast while solo trekking through the Nepali wilderness
Hell yeah, dude! Very cool. Say hello to that part of the world for me. 🌍
I wish them well 🙏
Tim thank you for your service 🙏
Literally
"Starts mauling taco trucks" I almost choked to death at this moment.... LMFAOOOOO
All of her past employees are in that river as well
We wish them well. Tee off
@@edwardsantoyajr6322 all you can do is wish them well
Was hoping to see Ellen on as a guest
Do we think Ellen is still paying her gardeners through these unfortunate times?
Not a prayer 😂
She already bought them
Did anyone else think this was gonna be a guest episode with Ellen?? Feels like clickbait to me. Immensely disappointed...
if her reputation on the ellen show is an indication of how she behaves in real life, I'm guessing no
such a smart thought 😂
There isn't another podcast out there where a guy can just riff for a complete hour by themselves and have it be entertaining except Tim.
No no, there is. Theo Von does it.
Bill Burr
Burr and Theo always have guests, Tim will just riff alone for an entire show about nothing and I can't turn it off. Btw I like both of those podcasts also.
@@txDDSbill has guests less often than tim
Nick Mullen does it all the time.
He is so right I remember going on my yearly vacation to California and driving in the RV surrounded by fire and helicopters getting water out of lakes. And my California native grandpa just driving along.
Incredible how tim can watch that video without laughing
That's actually the River Styx behind Ellen, she is kindly showing everyone the way to the boat. Please have exact change.
The second I saw the Ellen video the other day, i KNEW Tim was gonna delightfully lean into that one first this week & couldn't wait! 😆
This is like if Eric Cartman had a podcast
Edit: Comrade Tim incoming in a couple years and I'm kinda diggin it
Just a single rant about high class food, for a complete hour. And it was great.
"it's gonna be fun to kinda watch people migrate from disaster to disaster, building different properties to withstand the coming revenge of the earth" 🤣💀
Great episode man😂
I love him! “Let’s be honest this seems a little exciting”😂 as some guy is kayaking down the street 😮yes and I can’t wait to watch triangle of sadness !
Congrats TIM. 500k subs.
Tim, will you please do a real estate podcast? All of your RE takes are hella interesting. Also, we all know that comedy is just a distraction from your real calling, which is a real estate agent. Yes or yes?
His real calling is Percocet and subprime mortgages get your facts straight
Check out nick Rocheforts real estate streams on the perfect guy life channel. Monday and Wednesday 8pm. Best shot ever Tim should do a steam with him
A real estate scumbag who uses the term hella. I need to shower after reading this comment.
@@Bob-dz9kn you needed a shower since Thursday Bob let's get real here
thank you for your work
I love how he rightly criticizes Ellen, then takes a sip from his $5 blue bottle small cup of coffee
when in la
Tim is openly hypocritical and proud of it
Is a 5$ coffee extravagant? A small redbull from the gas station is 2.50
She so deserves it you have no idea
Oh it is blue bottle...didn't realize tim drinks shit ☕️
It’s good to see that Tim Dillon is transforming into his final form of CeeLo Green
We got a black him up to get there, Dolezal style
CeeLo Creame
Like Frieza evolutions 😂😂😂😂
You Sir,won the internet today.
Tim, good to see that you have your game on! You've given me a million $$$ of laughter !!
The glasses are back. Which means that Timmy is back as well. Also do they hide widened pupils?
Yes, they hide the pupils.
Speed, coke or MDMA? Probably not the last one and if it was coke he’d have to take a break every 15-30 minutes lol. Then again, maybe that’s what he does when he cuts away for the sponsor readings
I spit out my coffee when he said the reporter felt safe talking to a Latino bc he was in a kayak. 😂😂😂
Tim Dillon is one of the few reasons I wake up in the morning.
In China being overweight is a sign of wealth. According to this maths, Tim is a billionaire.
My favorite Tim Dillon fat story was the time he dropped peanut m&ms or something on the ground and Dan Soder helped him pick them up. When he handed them back to Tim he just goes, "to you, these are diamonds." Lmao
The quality skyrockets when tim talks about food 😂
Love you Tim keep putting out
It's hard to feel bad for California
Modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.
Proud to get tim dillon to shares his magic and truth about my country Denmark. Great analysis
This guy is so brilliant
We NEED one of these every day
Anybody else laugh Bens laugh in their head?
Tim with the best upload times
Another amazing episode, Thanks Pig
That Blue Chew ad was perfection. Thank you, Tim.
Thanks for posting
The BEST THING ABOUT SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!!🎉❤
I'm too high I thought Ellen was a guest
I came to your show tonight! It was awesome! So glad I came
I came, too.
It was rad huh? Like your seats?
I love Tim he's like Alex Jones on speed
Someone should introduce these celebs to tubing. Tubing the cali river looks like fun. Typing this from a floodplain.
It's all fun and games until the needles, dead homeless and shit wash up and that's what your tubing with💀
Great show Tim 🙂
"Tim fell off"...
One of the best podcasts eps for sure
I grew up in Southern California this shot happened like 20 years ago. A strong El Niño comes in. Washes some homes away. Cycle of life
Dude Tim’s drip in this is insane
You're on fire.Keep speaking truth to power.
Back on your ish ! Love to see it tim !
I grew up in Santa Rosa Ca & we had floods quite frequently. The Russian River would overflow its banks along with neighboring creeks that were completely dry in the summers. We did have one major fire that actually destroyed a few homes on the outskirts of town. We used to think it was great fun To go to the Russian River during floods with our slingshots to hit floating bottles and trash…we didn’t have the internet back in the 50s and one made fun where one could. Lighten up Ellen, the earth will take care of itself in spite of all your celebrity influence. Pooooooor little Ellen.
aw its nice to see cali finally get some rain :)
I did not sign up for this. I'm moving to Florida
@@TimDillonShow what you save on taxes you pay extra for the insurance in Florida #YesOrYes
@@TimDillonShow you've had some tough breaks lately there Timmy
Eat the rich is easily one of my favorite episodes, Pizza Hut buffet is right behind
Also stunning estate !
Life in the big city.
Knife fight in Malibu
I like the one about putting homeless people in a pot & boiling them
"But I will take it." After the whole rant with a zoom in! so funny!!
I’m so glad the glasses are back. He means business 🕶
As a California resident, this episode is next level.
None of you are worth saving until you move away and let it collapse. Until then, stfu
@@tdb9164 yes please save us. We need you
Cali resident here. Shit is nuts
@@growinglifeorganic940 take the fun out of it lol
@Panda ummm, you aren't worth saving. No one wants you or your politics
Tim literally makes my day when a new cast is out.
Damn dude. There's something about the way Tim weaves his words.
This is weird but for some reason I enjoy the audio quality in this episode, especially the way the silence is in-between his words nearer the end, if that makes any sense. I don't know what you'd call this, or if there's a word for it.
Great episode. Liked the idea about not declaring something is bad just because only a few people will be able to access it or appreciate it. Honestly, despite the context being absolutely pretentious snobby food culture, this made me reflect on local and small communities and how the limited number of people involved have that much more impact overall.
Ahhhhh! I feel so spiritually refreshed!
Tim really makes sponsored adds so flawlessly, I truly look forward to his add breaks 😅❤
I see tim is wearing his $ 275 k sunglasses again
Those glasses are 4 million dollars
They've probably gone up in value
We all wanted this to be Tim interviewing Ellen
The snap and point at the noise in the beginning. 😂
Great Ep!!
Entertaining truths, thanks Tim
1:15, those are the tears of Ellen's employees flooding the place.
35:27 - 35:57 made me chuckle way too loud at work 😂
Oh my god this sarcasm with the Ellen shit…..I can’t stop silently laughing to not wake up my lady lmao
Let the weather modification unleash on those monsters.
Just contact your nearest synagogue, they’ll be able to help you out 😂
I pray for a nuke or a tidal wave everyday.
Guys, I’m in Santa Barbara! Please don’t say that!
@@auroraborealis13579 im gonna pray extra hard for you............
........may it be flood a mud and cataclysmic doom for us all
@@auroraborealis13579 I'm praying for you friend. GOD bless
Listening to this in Vegas w a cigar, outside, cool, covered & while it rains. A meta human couldn’t be more happy. Maybe a microdose of mushrooms perhaps. Thanks for making us feel Gods love Timmy. We’re ready for the aliens now.❤
Listening to this while taking a mean dump
Listening to this in my truck while pulling non liberals out from the california flood waters.
I'm sitting on my deck In South Auckland New Zealand. With a rum and coke. Wondering how Tim delivers this content. So good
Shut up.
I'm at davos, listening to this with with Henry Kissinger and JFK jr. Hail Mullock 🦉
You’re such an inspiration Tim
I love you Tim Dillion. I hope you are well, and things only improve in your life as you continue to grow In your career. So much love and protection:)