The Tim Dillon Show
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- čas přidán 1. 03. 2023
- Tim mourns the end of Lori Lightfoot's reign over Chicago, he praises McDonald's latest celebrity meal all the while a new LAPD proposal has him eyeing Florida.
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I saw Tim Dillon in chicago 2 years ago. He literally did an hour and 15min rant on Lori Lightfoot which is still the best comedy set I've seen to this day.
Was at that show and he murdered
@@jonfromsyracuse I'm jealous of both of and happy for the both of you at the same time.
I was at that show too 😁
@@dilloncrain9111 dont be too happy for them.. they live in Chicago...
Oh you mean Beetlejuice 🤣
"This is a Monday podcast now"
*drops at 9pm Thursday*
What legends.
Maybe it’s early for next week
Lori Lightfoot was outspokenly tougher on the unvaccinated than she was on murderers. Brilliant leadership.
Amazing when you think about it and also quite interesting. Why? why push it so hard.
@@zachlafond2652 trust me you dont wanna know
Surely that's the epitome of the Democratic party of the early 2020s?
typical liberal logic
Downtown Chicago resident here. I have never so strongly disliked a politician in my entire life than Lori Lightfoot. And I'm 129 years old.
Can i see ur tites?! From Michigan
Usually people in your age bracket vote Democrat.
No 129 year old is named Caleb 😂
Lori Lightfoot can finally go back to guarding the ring in the mountain.
She guards Notre Dame too I think
No, she can finally phone home
Beetlejuice
We wish her well.
CZcams really should just hide all comments unless you toggle to see them. I hate when the top comment spoils part of the fkin episode
Thank you Lori, The limo rant got me over a breakup in like 30 minutes
Yes and yes
often revisited bit. too good
Don’t forget I have the biggest d#%k altercation
I cant believe the seahawks didnt try to run the ball
😂😂😂
Lori and I met at one of her fundraisers in January. I asked her about her plan for crime and she said "Young man, we could be Cleveland." And that made me realize that things were gonna be alright
Let's not forget -- after she threatened to jail anyone who broke her lockdown, she was then seen in a hair salon, and when questioned told reporters that she couldn't cut her own hair and that she takes her own "hygiene" very seriously. 😂😂😂
She's drinking her own piss no doubt
Calling it hair is a stretch.
It should be noted that she has the worst hair on Earth and would be much better off shaving it all off in her home.
I'll never forget her brilliant concept that store owners were to blame when their businesses were robbed. Classic stuff
“They should have locked their doors better”
She sounds like a wonderful politician. 😂
always making excuses for criminals
"Nothing I hate worse than an unlocked foot locker! Dickheads like you are the reason there's theft in this world!"
Tim Dillon’s podcast is the only one I don’t immediately listen to when it’s uploaded because I want to save it for a time I can really listen and relax/enjoy. It’s like that last bit of steak you have left on your plate so you go visit the mashed potatoes for a while. That was the fattest analogy I’ve ever made.
I relate to the steak and potatoes whole heartedly
100%
Sunday mornings in bed with a coffee squad checking in 🙋♂️
great quote
A steak at a... Corporate Steakhouse
Tim rubbed his USD 70.000 sunglasses through an Ohio creek to get those colours on them, life in the big city.
Seventy dollars and zero thousandths of a cent?
All of Lori lightfoots press conferences were like 3am Gas station argument. She managed to piss off every group in Chicago. What a legend.
Perfect way to put it haha
Tim truly is a testament to western medicine.
His doctor already scheduled Tim’s quadruple bypass surgery
As a practitioner of western medicine he’s honestly a bit light. BUT.. If he packs on 50 more in the next ten years he’s a goldmine baby
His ill-fitting sweater oughta say POLIO
Nope it’s good genes.
I started using FUM because of promo code Tim successfully and I have evolved to a higher state of being. 👽
36:01 "Everybody in America right now is bald and it's disgusting." lmao Tim with the perfect Keeps slogan.
I'm bald and i agree.
That was hilarious when I heard him say that lol caught me off guard
Don’t worry Chicago, you just have to say Lori Lightfoot three times and she’ll be back to haunt you all over again.
I tried it and her ghost raped me. Don’t recommend. 1 and a half ⭐️’s
😅😅😅😢
You know Candyman was based in Chicago
I had my boy get a job at McDonald's. He didn't have to work there. I just wanted him to see what insanity looks like.
I dropped my son off in west Garfield park in Chicago at 3 a.m so he could meet black people and also Lori Lightfoot.
Have him run for mayor of Chicago.
The mangers called the cop on someone everyday I worked there. But I met some hot young Latinas
Lori lightfoot can also be found under a rock if you have the patience to lift up enough of them
My favourite deeply closeted straight comedian.
This guy definitely owns a doghouse.
He’s probably not even gay lol
Tim’s quite open about sucking marines.
@@npetersen57 yeah, but nowadays that doesn’t mean you’re gay
@@bryannicholas2130 fair play sir.
When Tim caught Lori’s double negative and acknowledged it out loud…I felt that. “You mean nothing ambiguous, Sweetie.” A man after my own sickeningly pedantic heart.
She searched for a novel way to say, "Let me make myself perfectly clear" and muddied it up.
Was it racist???
Someone's gotta do it thank you for your service 😅
@@HelloSpyMyLie Yes, against the undead. Which Lori Lightfoot certainly is.
That’s far from pedantic - precision and clarity of speech are extremely important, and it’s not shallow to expect high-paid elected officials to know how to convey ideas correctly. People like Lori who are all about behaving with an annoying air of moral superiority and heightened emotional intensity love to try to “say” all the “right” “things” so it’s hilarious to watch them trip over their own words like the vapid morons they are.
Tim sounds like Late Night Radio... Just perfect before I go to sleep... Love It
Exactly what I’m doing right now, his ranting is like a lullaby.
@@scottthompson3493 same
Tim Dillon is a positive force for my sanity
Nah mine fight me at mcdontolds
The legend of Lori Lightfoot. Shocked by the loss. Shocked that her plan to use school children to campaign for her didn't work out...
And those prisoners voting for her had their voices silenced
Lori Lightfoot -- gone but not forgotten
Miss ya big eyes.
We wish her well
@@TRG29338 May her Rittenhouse be a Rittenhome
I hope beetljuice Lori and her maps continue to thrive in the hellhole that Chicago is they deserve whatever they vote for
We wish her well
I literally had McDonald's for dinner tonight and fed my kids by throwing fries at the cage I keep them in. Watching these little funny guys fight each other at ages 4 and 6 and the 4 year old woopin Jason over a fry gets my hope up for the future. Lil Lindell Jr earn his dinner made my night
Cool story, Bill
Parent of the year
A great learning moment to prepare them for their future dystopian corporate utopia
They'll be ready for public school system,at least one of them.
That's great, they'll never forget you
Lori lightfoot has managed to run an entire city like a fake business. She will be missed.
I hope she goes to jail for something non-criminal as well like refusing a medication.
I hope a bunch of teenagers mistake her for a crackhead zombie and aim for the fivehead.
💯 👏🏼👏🏼
“Advocate for Chaos” The Lori Lightfoot memoirs.
We need to create a petition to have McDonalds offer the Kanye and Rittenhouse meal
The mcrib is anti kosher correct? It writes itself
Yo u can't compare the 2 Kayne is a racist Kyle defended himself
Let him cook...
@@raymondscalf2712 it's Ye
free fries if you crossed state lines.
Tim with the Shades? Good Episode Incoming 🔥
They were taken off the head of dodi Al-fayed
@@Luketc7 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Truly sad to see Lori Lightfoot go. We will never forget her courage, her commitment, her Innsmouth physiognomy.
If there was ever anyone to speculate about the shape of their skull, it's her.
Tim's glasses material is straight out of 2013 GTA car reflection
Great to hear Tim talk for 30 seconds and then having to hear ad after ad. This show is truly evolving. Soon it will be a pure show with no content and 58 minutes of ads telling us to eat some dumb cereal. Truly great work showing the selling out of everything possible in real time.
Fake. Business.
Tim Dillon, the love child of Joan Rivers & Rush Limbaugh.
It should be cursed but it's not
@@TRG29338 Neither were "politically correct" buy they were both correct & so I'd their child.
@@TRG29338 Are you sure about that?
🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit! You nailed it! 💯
Tim is one of the best.
That's similar to something I've long said: Tim Dillon the bastard child of Joan Rivers being gangbanged by Rush Limbaugh, George Carlin, Chris Farley and Alex Jones.
Back in my junkie days, I passed out in the floor of a local McDonald's (I know 🤦♂️). Anyways, I was awoken by a manager who promptly informed me that this was a 'family-oriented restaurant' and I laughed in his face and ran off 💀🤣
Scampered off to do side quests (Shane Gillis bit reference, check it out)
@@BboyCorrosive I got it immediately 🤣
I just quit heroin 35 days clean lol
This podcast drops whenever Tim feels like it
"Lori was the mayor of Chicago she just cheated at cards" Tim Dillon 😂👏🏼
Tim Dillon, a real hero. He’s here, polo on with the glasses. True artist at work ✊🏼😂
Tim you're a big inspiration to those of who want to be sober but still out of our minds. Keep up the show.
Dropping new pods whenever the fuck he feels like it hahahaha i love it
They say the last time Lori Lightfoot went on a cruise, she spent the whole time telling the captain how to do his job. No wonder they ended up lost at sea for three days
It’s a shame she didn’t fall overboard, there’s no way she can swim 😂
She was trying to find her way back to R'lyeh.
She was legitimately more evil than Danny DeVito in Batman Returns.
This is the most objectively true statement I've heard in awhile..
Tim is legit the only form of media where I want to watch the ads.
Where else would I find out how to buy a 4 oz box of cereal that tastes like powdered 💩 for $20.. AND who to call to sue them for it?
Thanks, Tim.
Can we get episode titles back please. Like “advocate for chaos” would do just fine
Well looks like wine o clocks starting early for this stay at home Mumma. Fuck yeah folding laundry and listening to Tim Dillon while sipping Rose is a blast
@Doublem I like that projection it's very specific
@@doublem6530 blacked out 😂😂 you sound like a complete amateur
Is Mommy single?
@Doublem you definitely voted for Lori.
@@OdysseusAres5500 cringe
Tim is kind of like if Ursula from the Little Mermaid listened to talk radio and was a guy
Always love Tim's Lightfoot updates
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Got me wanting to move there..Philly has a lot of the desired elements but what Lori has done with Chicago is outstanding
When I heard the good news, I was on my knees praying tim would deliver about our good friend Lori. So sad. We wish her well.
These episodes are keeping me going
You didn't even watch it yet. He posted 15 min ago
@@galbrj salty
@@galbrj I'm watching right now, that's how CZcams works....you can even comment whenever you'd like. Imagine saying what you just said to Red Foreman and guess what he'd say.....
Nobody gets it, but Tim does. Thank you Tim. Thank you.
While living in Chicago I saw a lot of a certain kind of people get shot, used and abused. That being said Chicago will never see a more entertaining and inhuman leader. I felt like I was in a Batman movie for several years. I've never felt more alive. Goddess bless and God speed Lori! My hat goes off to you...
T'wat!? lol
What kind of people ?
@@Mr_BoifriendThe kind that work at McDonald's.
Thank you for your service
We lost a true batman villain, Rip Lori Beetle Juice Light-foot.
Ah Lori…The penguin, riddler and joker all in one 😂
Our little Trandoshan 🦎 ❤️
Lori Lightfoot can go back to her job as a school janitor in Waganda now and bless the children everyday with her smile .
It's Wakanda you racist :S
Stfu you Viking make your children smile
There was that one lady about 10 years ago who was beaten to death by 6 other people in a McDonald’s in China
Just goes to show how globally strong the brand is.
I couldn’t wait for this I knew it was coming Tim came to mind as soon as she was out
Same here 😂😂😂
%100
Truth! 😂
i heard Gotham needs a new mayor
Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
Imagine Donald Trump ordering the cardi b McDonald's bundle
and the academy award for best actor goes to Tim Dillon for pretending he isn't absolutely disgusted by anyone who would actually pay for a box of awesome
Great episode Tim - "I'm lovin' it!"
McDonald's rant was 🔥
Lori Lightfoot is the embodiment of the essence of Beatlejuice.
Saw Tim in Vancouver last Friday, the show killed!
Same, he murdered and the audience was lit up. Loved it.
I once saw Lightfoot at a restaurant uptown Chi, but then I came to find out it was actually a larger than average Pug.
lol
I like the new producer Tim this is the podcast I look forward to most every week, priceless!!
When I heard about Lightfoot’s loss, I immediately thought of Tim Dillon. Immediately.
It's great to see Bespoke getting back out there again.
I nominate Tim for supreme leader of America 🇺🇸
Tim for the speaker of the House lol
@@Zov631
Tim housing a hoagie is his resume
His addresses to the nation should just be long winded rants disparaging America’s mayors in our largest cities.
@@SeaOrcRonnie
The viewing audience numbers would be larger than the Super Bowl
Tim D gettin’ his swagger back
NO STATE INCOME TAX lmfaooo
That Lori Lightfoot rant is the funniest shit I've seen this year 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Left Chicago last year, never lookin back. This ep is 🔥🔥🔥
Good riddance
Timmy stop pretending like you don't have the McDonald's app on your phone with over 9000 points
Being from the OR coast you’re on point w the impressions lmao 😂😂
This is one of his best episodes. Hilarious
I hope Lori is a guest on the show someday
And every single person is a Lori Lightfoot lurking
She could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
She could be giving out shots at cvs!
As a former Chicago resident during the Lightfoot years, Tim's impression is so spot on @52:05
Tim's voice acting of Pacific Northwest guy and McDonald's franchisee near the end were funny. Never heard him do those ones before.
We really enjoyed your OKC show tonight! Thanks!!!
I should have known better than to drink coffee while watching Tim Dillon. LMAO
The woman was an absolute MENACE.
ad right off the bat, my favorite tim dillon feature
When I first heard she was out the only thought that came to mind is "I know Tim is going to have a field day with this"
Waiting for the day Tim does a FUM ad read and then it cuts back to him lighting a fresh Marlboro gold
How about doing the ad while smoking and showing off the fum while holding the cig in his mouth?
I live in Chicago so Tim’s light foot moments were special to me. Truly. Made me feel even for a second I didn’t live here
I know how you feel - Tim was my beacon of hope in a sea of delusional, hopeful “influencers” with Alo yoga jackets
Stay safe
I watch CZcams videos about Chicago drill rappers murdering eachother in the streetz because they are not fans of the "ops" (King Von for "Opposition" or "rival serial killing musican" ) music.
I forgot my point halfway through this comment. Truly. How does that make you feel about your location? Life in the big city.
28:55 : waiting for my McDonalds delivery while listening to this....thanks Tim :)
I'd try a Yeezy meal at McGross. 😂😂😂
Tim should cover Muriel Bowser in DC. In 2020, block parties in parts of the district where people were getting shot at night, but the mayor was focused on keeping masks on people and fining people who gathered for things like wedding
Was he worse than Marion Barry?
@@blindthrall Bowser is a she. She’s one of a continuous line of corruption. Put BLM on a road leading to the White House to piss off Trump instead of stopping violent protests…went to a party in Wilmington to celebrate Biden’s win despite DC still having restrictive lockdowns…Marion Barry was in a whole other league. City built two different statues for him and had them up before MLK’s was finished.
@@jlshel42 Hot damn. Yeah, that's quite a bit worse than hitting the crack pipe. Just ask Hunter.
CZcams senior leadership is a mcdonalds play place for Lori Lightfoot types.
LMAOOOOOO no state income tax got me
Tim would be proud at how hysterically is laughed at the whole alligator bit.
Let's go, damn my Timmy sense was tingling
You won First brother. Congratulations 🎊.
You’ve shamed me out of eating McDonald’s Tim, Wendy’s it is!!!
4:10
When Tim has fun, he reminds me of The Devil himself.
Shout Out Lori Lighfoot for taking the most *destructive limousine ride* , quite possibly an analogy of her career
Seems like a title opportunity was teed up here. Ben’s creativity is missed. RIP.
Tim Dillion is the Goat 🐐 he should be the supreme leader
McDonalds rant was on point as every episode is!
Tim you going to start blessings us with two of these GEMS a week going forward cuz if show that would be the best things to happen this year!!!!
Box of awesome sucks but I did it for Tim lol... one of my boxes was just a broken ax 🙃
I truly am saddened over the loss. I can only imagine how Tim is taking this..
Not well.
Does Tim’s laugh remind anyone else of the Emperor?