Things at School That Get on Teachers' Nerves
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- čas přidán 25. 11. 2023
- From smelly teaching lounges to animal infestations in the classroom!
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Welcome to this week’s laugh-a-minute episode of Teachers Off Duty! KC Mack is back with Bri and we've roped in a special guest to unpack the pandemonium of our beloved school buildings.
Ever had a student turn a routine bathroom break into a rescue mission? We've got stories of bathroom escapades that'll have you double-checking these school bathrooms.
From the mystery of whether students brave the student bathrooms to the ever-present jingle-jangle of admin keys that sound like the approach of an educational Santa Claus. And who can forget the wildlife? We're not just talking about the students here but also the mice infestation and wasp invasions!
We'll dive into the culinary catastrophes, like that time a teacher ate the school lunch where they later lived to regret it, and the aromatic adventures of microwaving last night's fish in the staff room.
Don't even get us started on those fundraising chocolates that taste like they've been aged in a locker since last semester. And let's pour one out for the lack of windows, mysterious disappearing doors, and the ice bag debacle.
So, if you’ve ever found yourself questioning your life choices amidst the wild world of school, join us on Teachers Off Duty. Tune in, laugh, and remember - you're not alone in this wonderfully wacky world of teaching! - Komedie
KC and Bri are unhinged lmao
You are so right about brown paper not absorbing anything!😂😂😂😂😂
At 56:30 Bri was referring to an overhead projector. I’m super nostalgic for those and I’m 23. 😊
Before I entered education, I never realized it was possible to forget you have to pee.
That is true. As a preschool teacher, usually I forget.
Yay, Liz got included into the shenanigans today! The kids catching the blue tailed lizards and keeping them as “pets” was awful. Keep bringing on the great comedians!
My homeroom at my school was the same all four years of high school and on the last day of school we painted everyone’s handprint and put them on 1 ceiling tile (we were a small class) and we wrote our names on our handprints and we put Class of 2023. Cause our homeroom teacher had joined our class our sophomore year from a different school so we were his first graduating class. We all loved it!
💙💙💙💙
Our cafeteria had 2 lines, each line had two options. 1 line had pizza and "grab and go" salads. The other line had something different every day and parfaits.
As a high school substitute teacher I caught a live mouse in a classroom with some help from the kids. The kids insisted to release it outside so I sent them to the office to let them outside.
I feel like I’m being treated like a stepchild at my school! My heat and air hasn’t worked in almost two years. 🙄
We call that toilet paper”John Wayne” paper!😂
Pre-school, kindergarten and 1st grade student's...ahem..."aromas" after they've eaten lunch.
I’d love to see episodes with KC Gabe and Bri! I think their chemistry and humor would make a great couple of episodes and make it seem more natural than with random guests like Liz who don’t contribute.
One of the annoying kids in my school screamed at the teacher, "Miss, why haven't my b@lls dropped yet?"
Them brown paper towels don’t absorb nothing 😭😂😂
When the culinary arts teacher is cooking, burns some food and refuses to clean the stove in their room before cooking something else.
We had a teacher in our work pod who would reheat seafood every day in the workroom microwave...we'd open the door to eat lunch and WHAM...that smell. Our cafeteria was one of those multi-use rooms for eating, meetings, plays, etc. with a stage. You'd open the door and...WHAM. 25 years of cafeteria food smells would come crawling up into our nostrils. Ufff. In our Freshman Academy we referred to it as the place where "the toilet paper won't tear and the paper towels tear too easily." And those brown paper towels were one step above unprocessed wood pulp; you could see the splinters in them. The same Freshman Academy building had all indoor classrooms with no sunlight, no windows...by the end of the day we had to walk outside and stand in the sunlight in silence just to feel normal again and not like creatures of the night. I had girl not show up for a final exam and failed the semester, and I found out later that it was because she had an appointment to get her nails done. Mmm hmmm, sounds good. And assembly days? Might as well have crossed them off the calendar as the students would be thinking only about the assembly and couldn't focus on anything.
I would have prayed nobody came into the bathroom and ran into the next stall pants down
When I was a kid it was a paper towel in a zip-lock bag frozen. No ice.
Nice stories and vibe to this one, relatable on so many levels.
"It was an alligator"
Not a teacher, but your podcasts are relatable to me...I wake up on Sundays and tune straight to Teachers Off Duty Podcast!
Fish at work...I love seafood, but I don't reheat it, out of consideration for my coworkers. I don't even like the smell of microwaved seafood, especially awful combined with all the other odors in the employee lounge. sometimes all the smells just become too much for me. I have sensory issues so that could be it too. But, yeah.. no seafood in the microwave.
I love KC and Bri!
stitches/roach joke is Chris Tucker's, I think.
Definitely was! 😂😂😂
Y'all didn't have the bluejay, cardinal, and buzzard reading groups?! 😂😂😂
Wolf spiders in the bathroom. 😱🕷️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 KC "titos"
i was at that show unless thats his bit 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
My high school had no windows. A lot of the schools in the south that were built in the 70's were built without windows to "save electricity" on ac
I'm confused. Isn't not having any windows a violation of fire codes? The last classroom I worked in as a para was right next to an outside door, so it was either freezing cold or incredibly humid all the time.
I'm extremely clumsy and I also have extreme social anxiety so when I spill anything at school not only do I have to walk across the room to go get paper towels letting everyone know that I accidentally spilled something but also I have to get like a whole roll of paper towels cuz those things don't absorb anything they are a socially anxious persons worst nightmare
Still want the ENTIRE old crew back. Won't catch up until then.
Then you’re never catching up
When I was in high school, someone put a SQUIRREL in one of the microwaves in the lunchroom. Like fur on and everything. It exploded. They ended up just throwing out the microwave.
What the hell? What school did you go to?
@@pocahontas2158 it was a fairly large one in South Georgia, it was meant to be a “senior prank” they didn’t know who did it so no one got punished, but they would have been expelled.
@@snakesonaframe2668 oh, my goodness. I can’t believe it. As a teacher, I am just so shocked that this happened.
@@pocahontas2158 yeah everyone was, I think someone was hunting squirrels and decided to use one for that.
Lmao this was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂The H words 😭😭😭
your the reason we need more subs
lol we had the ziplock ice packs as a kid.
On the subject of critters, once when I was a young school child had a 30 minute lockdown and people were freaking in the class and were like taking up chairs and hyping each other up to fight and it was bc a deer wandered into the school and was acting like it was sick.
How to tell someone you're from Ohio without telling someone you are from Ohio
My high school has no windows besides the cafeteria and the doors.
LMAO. The “I have not” took me out. 😂 Liz is like wtf!
Are you coming to the DMV area?
39:29 I couldn’t work at a school with no windows. I also don’t understand teachers who have windows and leave them covered.
I had an Algebra teacher who would keep all the windows and door closed to "reduce distractions" while he lectured... 90 minutes of white board writing with ZERO airflow. We all walked out of that classroom high as kites.
@@SConArt87 wow, I couldn’t do that!
The amount of kids that want ketchup on nuggets or chicken patty.....is mind blowing to me
Why is that mind blowing? School Chicken Nuggets or Chicken Patties are literally the driest things ever. (Speaking from experience)
But it's ketchup.....I would prefer BBQ or mayo
Never forget about God. He hasn’t forgotten about you. Let him in.❤
I kinda liked steak finger day in Elementary School
Question, did they serve Mashed Potatoes with them? Because that's what they did at my school and all the students would dip them in the potatoes.
My shop class whent to an apple orchard and we got free apple cider one of my teachers drank 3 glasses ( this was 100% real cider) and the whent and blew up the bots locker room bathroom yeah stank up the whole shop
Ny school is also haunted I have had multiple ghost encounters but the story of the two main ghost is more scary a gf and bf the bf whent crazy and murdered the girl then k1lled himself and now they haunt the school
19:19 i think youre looking for pescitarian, prespaterian is a religion.