The Insanity of Steven Seagal

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  • @savage7882
    @savage7882 Před měsícem +5438

    Steven Seagal has spent endless hours studying Aikido, Karate, Muay Thai, Boxing, Kung Fu, Jeet Kun Do, and other words.

    • @Mehoyboi
      @Mehoyboi Před měsícem +361

      He’s also a pilot, astronaut, dog breeder, politician, a chef.. the list goes on!

    • @stringer2295
      @stringer2295 Před měsícem +72

      😂😂😂

    • @interwebrando135
      @interwebrando135 Před měsícem +225

      ​@Mehoyboi nah lol I saw Under Siege. He's just a cook 😂

    • @brianmcwhite721
      @brianmcwhite721 Před měsícem +20

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darthinkarnatus7264
      @darthinkarnatus7264 Před měsícem +55

      @@interwebrando135a lowly, lowly cook

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla Před měsícem +1336

    Aikido is the real life Rex Kwon Do. “Grab my arm. No, my other arm. With your other arm. No, on the wrist.”

    • @DM-qd7gw
      @DM-qd7gw Před měsícem +50

      Bullshito is the greatest thing to happen to the internet

    • @user-bb3cu3zb8d
      @user-bb3cu3zb8d Před měsícem +6

      So hilarious 🤣

    • @DM-ur8vc
      @DM-ur8vc Před měsícem +25

      You missed off: "not too tight. Relax your arm".

    • @i_am_grutzius-_-828
      @i_am_grutzius-_-828 Před měsícem

      “Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?”

    • @synthWizkid
      @synthWizkid Před měsícem +2

      ❤️

  • @StarsForward
    @StarsForward Před měsícem +128

    Space Ice has THE BEST Steven Seagal movie breakdowns I've ever seen - and they're all 100% accurate.

    • @Icanonlycountto4
      @Icanonlycountto4 Před měsícem +22

      Glad to see someone shouting out his channel. Dude is on another world

    • @StarsForward
      @StarsForward Před 29 dny +9

      @@Icanonlycountto4 Most definitely. Dude says some of the most crazy ridiculous things and it cracks me up every time! 😆

    • @sopranos45
      @sopranos45 Před 26 dny +3

      😂😂yes sir agreed 😂😂

    • @thisisanfield7085
      @thisisanfield7085 Před 26 dny +5

      Space Ice rips him to bits. He’s jokes

    • @theinitiate110
      @theinitiate110 Před 24 dny +4

      Space Ices vid titles are awesome as well. Lol

  • @randysmith9841
    @randysmith9841 Před měsícem +98

    Will Sasso on MadTv nailed the absurdity of Seagal in his hilarious impersonation.

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. Před měsícem +4

      Sasso is so freaking hilarious

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@Last_Chance._"Yeah, I'm driving!"_

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. Před měsícem +3

      @@yannick245 lol "the Baja"

    • @d3ltaohniner261
      @d3ltaohniner261 Před měsícem +1

      A fellow man of culture, I see.

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 Před měsícem +2

      @@Last_Chance. _"Ya Nintendo is a gay taquito!"_

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 Před měsícem +1579

    Seagal literally uses stunt guys when he has to walk up stairs in his newer movies😆

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE Před měsícem +93

      Any scene where he's not sitting at a table or on a couch 🤣

    • @DBONE117
      @DBONE117 Před měsícem +11

      Literally.

    • @Gianni523
      @Gianni523 Před měsícem +8

      ​@@A_r78Is this you, Seagal? 😂😂😂

    • @-KillaWatt-
      @-KillaWatt- Před měsícem +70

      I laughed when I seen this one clip of him sitting at a desk chair fighting a guy. He can't even be bothered to get up at this point.

    • @DBONE117
      @DBONE117 Před měsícem +1

      @@Gianni523 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @foilhattiest1
    @foilhattiest1 Před měsícem +949

    Aikido is essentially the art of defending yourself against people who attack you in ways that nobody would ever attack you.

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 Před měsícem +28

      People who throw themselves at you

    • @jordanbabcock9349
      @jordanbabcock9349 Před měsícem +16

      Everybody thought space war was a joke, and here we are with a fkn space military branch for the U.S.

    • @metallboy25
      @metallboy25 Před měsícem

      ​​@@jordanbabcock9349Apples and oranges.

    • @WeirdenGilling
      @WeirdenGilling Před měsícem

      ​@@jordanbabcock9349I see

    • @lordfrz9339
      @lordfrz9339 Před měsícem +28

      As Joe mentioned, it's for when someone commits a sword swing or spear thrust at you. It's not meant to be the primary style you use, it's situational.

  • @user-th5vb8ye7o
    @user-th5vb8ye7o Před měsícem +106

    When i went to Cancun for my senior trip in 06, one of our party guides was the Mexican version of Seagal. The hair, the mustache, the talk. Good shit

    • @TrueDarkness458
      @TrueDarkness458 Před měsícem +4

      Damn...I would have laughed so hard inside. Your so lucky rofl

    • @Armando-Kilombos
      @Armando-Kilombos Před měsícem

      @user-th5vb8ye7o Oh , Lol 🤣 We have quite a few Steven Segal , Rambos, Bruce Lee's , Chuck Norris and Van Dame "doubles" and wannabes in Mexico. Mexicans love "bad asses" and macho guys 😁

    • @alienatedamericana8364
      @alienatedamericana8364 Před měsícem

      I met him in Valladolid! He does movie stunts, very cool guy ,spoke perfect English

    • @user-qz9hc7rg7b
      @user-qz9hc7rg7b Před 8 dny

      did he do any of the movie lines for you?

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast Před měsícem +30

    "He's eating carrots" is what broke Rogan. 😂😂😂

  • @winstonsmith8240
    @winstonsmith8240 Před měsícem +387

    No- one will ever love Steven Segal as much as Steven Segal does.

  • @sifodyas1576
    @sifodyas1576 Před měsícem +425

    "just his posture is so disrespectful" had me rollin lmao

  • @ashish_sunny
    @ashish_sunny Před měsícem +22

    Its good to see new JRE clips here on CZcams!

  • @Husani759
    @Husani759 Před měsícem +32

    Hearing Seagal pronounce “Vladimir Putin” is a hoot. Worth finding on CZcams.

    • @FITNESSOVER45
      @FITNESSOVER45 Před měsícem +4

      VLAHT-AHH-MEER-PUDDIN

    • @alenaself9520
      @alenaself9520 Před měsícem

      Not as funny as when he tries to remember the JB name to recommend to do the Tai chi so he can have better balance and not to fall off the bikes, or stairs. Lo9k it up

    • @JK-gk5kf
      @JK-gk5kf Před měsícem

      I just went and looked for it after reading your comment. I wasn’t disappointed 👍🏻😂

    • @BLOODBATH888
      @BLOODBATH888 Před měsícem +2

      He's trying way too hard to pronounce his name with a Russian accent. That's the only reason Putin agreed to meet with him. To get his a$$ kissed 💋 and to laugh at him afterwards. 🤣

    • @Nothinglefttosay
      @Nothinglefttosay Před 9 dny

      Turn it into a ringtone 😂😂

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před měsícem +1679

    Steven Seagal is to martial arts as Brendan Schaub is to comedy.

    • @gamebredo8880
      @gamebredo8880 Před měsícem +30

      Brendan schaub is more funny on his podcast than his standup

    • @kingmusa5516
      @kingmusa5516 Před měsícem +12

      😅😮😮 lol dam bro a

    • @DBONE117
      @DBONE117 Před měsícem +47

      Don't insult Steven seagal comparing him to that amoeba

    • @siggifreud812
      @siggifreud812 Před měsícem +13

      under-rated comment.

    • @A_r78
      @A_r78 Před měsícem +25

      @@gamebredo8880 said no one ever

  • @johnshaw4137
    @johnshaw4137 Před měsícem +634

    Joe, i think it's time to invite Steven on the JRE.

    • @tonyslicer7399
      @tonyslicer7399 Před měsícem +5

      He won't

    • @johnnymonsterrrr
      @johnnymonsterrrr Před měsícem +5

      hell nah

    • @johnshaw4137
      @johnshaw4137 Před měsícem +39

      @@johnnymonsterrrr then you don't know good Internet. That would get SOO many views

    • @dr.mo7773
      @dr.mo7773 Před měsícem +16

      That would break records 😅 i just imagine the facil expressions of segal😐🤨😏🙄😑

    • @jordanbabcock9349
      @jordanbabcock9349 Před měsícem +12

      Theo Von... Better get him on!!!

  • @K-NectingDots
    @K-NectingDots Před měsícem +15

    A few years ago, I was in Ashland, Oregon near where I live in Medford and I saw steven S. walking around Ashland. He was nice, had a conversation with him, took pictures with us. He was cool, had a small groupie forming around him by the time we left.

  • @benglanville5083
    @benglanville5083 Před měsícem +30

    I love it how stoned everyone is on this show

  • @ChrisJohnson-ko8jx
    @ChrisJohnson-ko8jx Před měsícem +523

    Steven Seagal is the epitome of the character in Napoleon Dynamite
    “Bow to your sensei!”

  • @FoundingStockNZ
    @FoundingStockNZ Před měsícem +75

    Shout out to Space Ice, his take on seagal movies is gold

    • @Doomsara
      @Doomsara Před měsícem +9

      Seems like not a lot of people here heard about Space Ice.. comedy gold 😅

    • @jeromethomas8857
      @jeromethomas8857 Před měsícem +7

      I gotta watch a space ice Seagal take at least 3 times a week. I be in tears laughing

    • @phillipsmith3366
      @phillipsmith3366 Před měsícem +6

      Space ice is gold!!

  • @wingoreviewsboxingandmma3667
    @wingoreviewsboxingandmma3667 Před měsícem +14

    "It won't work in a street fight but it will work against a person with a sword" 😂😅😂😅😂😅

    • @peterbartolomeo5542
      @peterbartolomeo5542 Před měsícem

      Shows you how totally useless Joe Rogan is. He knows NOTHING ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS.

  • @saneadam3512
    @saneadam3512 Před měsícem +2

    so funny. love hearing this kinda stuff. I already watched the whole episode but thanks for making it a clip.

  • @bigdatapimp
    @bigdatapimp Před měsícem +178

    The fact that no one mentioned Space Ice and his deep burning hatred for Seagal and his hysterical and surgical dismantling of him in his videos is a crime.

    • @SayGahTaah
      @SayGahTaah Před měsícem +8

      Who?

    • @BIONICHRONIC
      @BIONICHRONIC Před měsícem +20

      I agree. That dude is hilarious.

    • @ThunderboltWisdom
      @ThunderboltWisdom Před měsícem +20

      Space Ice is the man. His videos are hilarious. They're all entitled "Stephen Segal's New Movie is The Worst Movie Ever Made". Every single one. And it's always true.😂😂😂

    • @Twelvegoldteeth
      @Twelvegoldteeth Před měsícem +15

      Space Ice’s Seagal videos are absolute gold!

    • @WeirdenGilling
      @WeirdenGilling Před měsícem +11

      Love that channel!! Hilarious the way he destroys seagal 😂😂😂

  • @patricksullivan2322
    @patricksullivan2322 Před měsícem +436

    Steven “they call that one a skippy cause it goes skip skip skip skip skip”
    Segura “BULL SHIT” 😂😂😂

    • @Goldenspiderducck
      @Goldenspiderducck Před měsícem +24

      Hey, he’s been piloting skippys for like 45 years.

    • @Dime_time333
      @Dime_time333 Před měsícem +7

      *87 years

    • @johnshaw4137
      @johnshaw4137 Před měsícem +14

      Is that a German Sheppard spaniel mix?. I've been training dogs for like 47 years"

    • @user-wb7nv9ht1g
      @user-wb7nv9ht1g Před měsícem +5

      I'm worried about people criticizing Seagal while finding talentless hacks like Segura and Rogan. Rogan talks a😢echo chambers while living in one

    • @patricksullivan2322
      @patricksullivan2322 Před měsícem

      @@user-wb7nv9ht1g don’t worry bud, you’ll be okay

  • @montanawhite5699
    @montanawhite5699 Před měsícem +3

    Fires on the plain is one of my favorite movies. It released in us in 1963. I’m 28, but I loved the movie when I first saw it as a kid.

  • @lorddemonoss3945
    @lorddemonoss3945 Před měsícem +17

    I am still enjoying my old steven seagal movies.

  • @davidsummer8631
    @davidsummer8631 Před měsícem +107

    Space Ice army in the house

  • @labeckipiotrek
    @labeckipiotrek Před měsícem +71

    The fact that he eats the carrot with Lukashenko is just hilarious lol

    • @lucabaki
      @lucabaki Před měsícem +1

      Thats like a guy eating a carrot with Hitler. Not funny to me.

    • @eaturmeatornopuddin
      @eaturmeatornopuddin Před měsícem

      Deep throats it had me😂😂😂😂

  • @sole__doubt
    @sole__doubt Před měsícem +28

    Joe realizing that there actually are dope old movies is a beautiful thing to see.
    We love you Joe :)

    • @kirkcinnamon8467
      @kirkcinnamon8467 Před měsícem +2

      Get a life

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding Před měsícem +1

      Lol not exactly a wild realization...

    • @sole__doubt
      @sole__doubt Před měsícem +3

      @@wingerding Thats why I made the comment its not wild at all but Joe seems to be blown away by it.

    • @NewYoutubeDawgMSSP
      @NewYoutubeDawgMSSP Před měsícem

      ​@@sole__doubtyou're a dork

  • @markandrus8879
    @markandrus8879 Před měsícem +7

    Never thought of how Seagal's commander has to be 80 years old in the movies. 🤣😂

  • @GuitarJawn
    @GuitarJawn Před měsícem +285

    "I just read the best script I ever read."
    "Who wrote it"
    "I did"
    [Edit: This is from a story from when Rob Schneider was on Howard Stern in 2000s]

    • @V8AmericanMuscleCar
      @V8AmericanMuscleCar Před měsícem +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @brianwicks-lr5iv
      @brianwicks-lr5iv Před 13 dny +1

      "this morning when i awoke i met the worlds toughest hollywood hero in my bathroom"
      "you did wow thats amazing who was it"
      "me"

  • @Garcea_linking
    @Garcea_linking Před měsícem +280

    Space Ice

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 Před měsícem +19

      but who cares? its never mentioned agaaainnn

    • @koclay9193
      @koclay9193 Před měsícem +6

      Steven seagal style flinch shooting.

    • @Hu.has.the.flu.
      @Hu.has.the.flu. Před měsícem +9

      In this recap, Blockbuster Podcast Star Joe Rogan, mistakes the origins of Aikido, botches a story about Gene LeBell, and contemplates how long it take for feelings to get from his Balls to his BRAIIIIN.

    • @Oscar_Le_Slouch
      @Oscar_Le_Slouch Před měsícem +2

      @@musek5048😂

    • @hvalhajen
      @hvalhajen Před měsícem +18

      first thing i thought of, Space Ice shout out 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PeterKertesz2013
    @PeterKertesz2013 Před měsícem +4

    This whole podcast was great 👍😂

  • @guuradubs
    @guuradubs Před měsícem +420

    The Black Keys used to listen to Cumtown what fucking universe are we in

    • @reservoirdude92
      @reservoirdude92 Před měsícem +20

      A pretty good one all things considered lol

    • @Dovahkiin0117
      @Dovahkiin0117 Před měsícem +35

      I knew I identified with them

      I am gay

    • @billykarnes6035
      @billykarnes6035 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@Dovahkiin0117is that you Oscar?

    • @welfaiewfb8802
      @welfaiewfb8802 Před měsícem +24

      They are being booked to appear on the Adam Friedland Show soon

    • @yeetboi0069
      @yeetboi0069 Před měsícem +4

      i am gay

  • @ikedewinter1213
    @ikedewinter1213 Před měsícem +143

    Space ice is hilarious best at Steven Seagal hating 😂

    • @Borg14
      @Borg14 Před měsícem +10

      Space Ice is awesome!

    • @paularkins6039
      @paularkins6039 Před měsícem +6

      Just commented same thing before I seen this bro. Great to see another fan

    • @mrblaque215
      @mrblaque215 Před měsícem +2

      Exactly what I thought! 🤣

    • @SammyFuqU
      @SammyFuqU Před měsícem +6

      Awesome to see Space Ice get a shout out. I love his work. MEGGGAA BLOCKBUSTER HIT

    • @Carmine_Lupertazzi
      @Carmine_Lupertazzi Před měsícem +4

      Try also: SenseiSeagal

  • @user-mi4wd8rg9t
    @user-mi4wd8rg9t Před 26 dny +2

    I love the compilations of him running

  • @rossdorge7133
    @rossdorge7133 Před měsícem +2

    Steven Seagal has a piece of Wonka Bar stuck in his mustache from all those years of fighting oompa loompas.

  • @mc-zy7ju
    @mc-zy7ju Před měsícem +131

    Segal dieing in Executive Decision is his greatest role ever.

    • @tonytaylor5461
      @tonytaylor5461 Před měsícem +3

      2 minutes in

    • @MyNameJeff..
      @MyNameJeff.. Před měsícem +16

      Dying*

    • @barahng
      @barahng Před měsícem

      @@tonytaylor5461 After the opening scene building him up as this badass operator he dies in the most unceremonious way possible. Rumor is he was planned to be in the whole movie and got written out of the script because he was such an asshole to work with. Which makes sense with the beginning scenes showing him as a badass, why would you bother with that if you're just gonna kill him right away? It would make sense if the bad guy kills him, to show how tough the bad guy is, but he just falls out of a plane instead.

    • @lloydchristmas1086
      @lloydchristmas1086 Před měsícem +9

      hahah me and my Dad were huge Segall fans back in day 😂 We were so bummed when he died all early in that movie we were like wtf

    • @yaredteferra7630
      @yaredteferra7630 Před měsícem

      No him dying in machete is but of course he had to kill himself

  • @GordGonzola
    @GordGonzola Před měsícem +27

    The clips of 'younger Segal', look like They were the Inspiration for Kramers Karate Career in Seinfeld....

  • @c3920
    @c3920 Před měsícem +3

    “Under Siege” was one of my all time favorite action films as a kid. Watched it recently for the first time since the 90s and it’s even better now. 😂

    • @Bigsky1991
      @Bigsky1991 Před měsícem

      Seeing Blondie come out of the cake....yowza! She had THE most amazing boobs!

    • @Bigsky1991
      @Bigsky1991 Před měsícem

      Seeing Blondie (Eleniak) come out of the cake...yowza! She had THE most amazing boobs on Earth!

  • @weirdsock3032
    @weirdsock3032 Před měsícem +1

    The Black Keys w/ Joe Rogan, all stoned, talking about Steven Seagal. Amazing.

  • @ryanarborist
    @ryanarborist Před měsícem +96

    Nick Mullen said this is the Entenmann's donut Era of Segal's career.

    • @richrivers1232
      @richrivers1232 Před měsícem +12

      Dude I have revisited that Clangers video on the Cumtown Seagal bit about 50 times and it is always funny. "Fatly going around corners" 😂

    • @ryanarborist
      @ryanarborist Před měsícem +9

      @@richrivers1232 that scene where it's obvious the guy Segal is trying to pull to safety is being pulled by a rope off screen.

    • @richrivers1232
      @richrivers1232 Před měsícem

      @@ryanarboristHAHHAH oh man it's the best! So funny

    • @ryanarborist
      @ryanarborist Před měsícem +4

      @@richrivers1232 I had to say this. The hardest I've ever laughed at that podcast was Nick doing The Big Chill 2. His Michael Douglas impression. He does Dennis Hopper seeing Glen Close's vagina and it makes him suicidal. I laugh everytime I hear it.

    • @saucelord780
      @saucelord780 Před měsícem +3

      The part where Steven Seagal says “wuss happennin” to some 5 yr old Hungarian child.

  • @joebriggs8422
    @joebriggs8422 Před měsícem +36

    All of the Space Ice channel reviews of Seagal movies are comedic gold. Recommend checking out
    Steven Seagal vs Van Damme - Unbiased - Marked For Death / Hard Target

  • @bsavage5128
    @bsavage5128 Před měsícem +1

    "I don't know if you know this or not, but for the past 30 years, I've been a cop!" I miss that show 😂😂😂

  • @YouSoPoor
    @YouSoPoor Před měsícem

    Love the shirt Joe!

  • @benzohhhhh
    @benzohhhhh Před měsícem +71

    Joe couldn’t believe he was eating carrots 🤣 “carrots?” “He’s eating CARROTS?”

    • @Dimsummmmm
      @Dimsummmmm Před měsícem +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheTalk23
      @TheTalk23 Před měsícem +3

      Joe was probably on DMT.

    • @obtuseguru7259
      @obtuseguru7259 Před měsícem +4

      what? VEGETABLES? not in my house

    • @paulmallon9292
      @paulmallon9292 Před měsícem +6

      Joe annoys me in these situations. He only laughs because he ignored it for so long that he had to by the end. Guy is like 'look at this idiot eating carrots', and Joe is too preoccupied trying to talk about Seagal's phono martial art discipline.

    • @denroy3
      @denroy3 Před měsícem +1

      That was a beautiful carrot, though.

  • @robertvought8802
    @robertvought8802 Před měsícem +190

    If only Nick Mullen were here to chime in on this😂

    • @danielz8925
      @danielz8925 Před měsícem +21

      Entenmann’s Donut era Seagal

    • @Zeppelin894
      @Zeppelin894 Před měsícem +19

      My good friend Nick!

    • @edlangone
      @edlangone Před měsícem +29

      Rogies wouldn't be able to keep up with my close personal friend in real life Nick Mullen. That's the main reason I'm not good friends with Joe anymore. Also I'm gay.

    • @TheHottwhyrd
      @TheHottwhyrd Před měsícem

      Nick's way to busy trying to ruin the legacy of cumtown.

    • @asexton57
      @asexton57 Před měsícem +1

      @@edlangoneyour avi is the best! 😂

  • @foreignwarren7361
    @foreignwarren7361 Před měsícem +18

    Seagal is a legend in his own lunchbox 😂

  • @ndnd2023
    @ndnd2023 Před měsícem +20

    Budo Jujitsu was the swordless form of the Samurai. Aikido was a variation which focused on 'spiritual' development as much (if not more) than combat. Aikido didn't surface until early 1900's (without googling to check), the Grandmaster was Morihei Ueshiba who died early somewhere around 1930, I think. Partner compliance is key in all Aikido demonstrations, such as the one with Seagull here.

    • @phillipott8064
      @phillipott8064 Před měsícem +1

    • @peterbartolomeo5542
      @peterbartolomeo5542 Před měsícem +3

      He died in 1969 Aikido was officially founded in 1928 but developed earlier it's parent art is Daito Ryu Aikijuijitsu the most brutal joint locking and breaking of all jiujitsu systems. Great grandmaster Takeda taught Ueshiba who was a master of Sumo Combat Samurai jiujitsu Shinto Takagi Yoshen Ryu I believe one of the oldest Samurai arts and Kenjutsu sword fighting. Takedas system was his families system begun in 900 ad when the patriarch Takeda would dissect samurai victims from the battlefield and studied how the joints move the system of joint locking and destroying joints was created from this study. There's nothing more painful than a wrist lock and turning the opponent arm in a direction it can't go that's why they fly through the air. I studied a variety of systems and in Ninjitsu you see a ton of Aikido and Aikijuijitsu. Aikido is large flowing circles allowing for a toss and throw that won't hurt the other guy but stun him and force him to rethink his aggression Aikijuijitsu is small circles ....tearing the arm out of the shoulder socket or snapping an elbow joint or breaking a wrist. It's apparent Joe Rogan didn't bother to read or research Seagals or the systems he's mastered

    • @eyooffiong
      @eyooffiong Před měsícem

      ​​@@peterbartolomeo5542He would be surprised at how brutal Aikido gets.
      I low-key like how Aikido is underestimated... It is not until a well seasoned practitioner utilizes it to custom modern fighting, that stuns the opponent and just submit them for control and suggestive movement their biology can not contradict on a platter, that's when they are surprised at the immense power of control.
      I don't know much, I'm self taught. Specialty is arm control... I can pause/control opponents movement, and test pain threshold with just that ability...
      Adding, a pre-evasion to it means the other guy will most likely be in serious trouble if not quick thinking and moving...
      Opponents who understand the power of aikido are extremely quick and are very cautious, lols... So they end up making weird movements like the practitioner...

    • @cyborgchicken3502
      @cyborgchicken3502 Před měsícem

      ​@@eyooffiong I'm sure it's very brutal but let's face it, the reality today is that Aikido is trained in such a way where it has lost its combat effectiveness, because there is absolutely no pressure testing in sparring and all techniques are performed on willing and compliant opponents...then it has also been infiltrated by complete frauds who promote "no touch jutsu" or "death touch" which supposedly utilizes ones Ki and literally all the endless challenge fights showing MMA fighters, jujitsu specialists, judoka, boxers, kickboxers and muay Thai fighters beating the living snot out of these people is proof that a lot of it is total nonsense.... You can live in disillusion all you want, but what you and many Aikido advocates forget is that despite being a martial arts experts who trained in multiple disciplines, Ueshiba Sensei ended up becoming a staunch pacifist in his later due to the destruction of WW2 and the heinous war crimes committed by Japan and thus he began to push aikido into that direction as well, intending for it to not be used for any sort of violence whatsoever.... Maybe in its early days it was probably highly effective, but the reality today is that is has absolutely lost that effectiveness due to being watered down by both it's original founder in his later years and even today by current practitioners.... You're better off rather learning actual Aikijujitsu, Hapkido, Judo, Jujitsu, Chinese Shuai Jiao wrestling or any other style of grappling and wrestling

    • @cyborgchicken3502
      @cyborgchicken3502 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@eyooffiong crazy how you also make it sound as if other martial arts styles and especially other grappling styles do not have effective joint locks.... Maybe give jujitsu a try and then let me know "ineffective" it is.... Even Tai Chi has joint locks

  • @TheJoshuaLavender
    @TheJoshuaLavender Před měsícem +103

    Patrick wearing a Harvard shirt with the unibombers police sketch on it while referencing Cumtown is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen .

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD Před měsícem +3

      Didn't even notice ahahah that's gold

    • @CRFLAus
      @CRFLAus Před měsícem +2

      Dude you haven't seen The Gringo Papi?

    • @dt90891
      @dt90891 Před měsícem +8

      Cumtown doing Seagal is nuts

  • @Stefanoski88
    @Stefanoski88 Před měsícem +46

    Above the law, Hard to kill, Marked by death, Out for justice, Under Siege and their soundtracks especially from the movie Hard to kill. Say whatever you want but they are one of the best action movies ever made, because of that movies i started to train mixed martial arts. Long live Steven Seagal, my childhood hero!

    • @JohnAdams-xc5yk
      @JohnAdams-xc5yk Před měsícem +9

      Get on some medication

    • @Stefanoski88
      @Stefanoski88 Před měsícem +7

      @@JohnAdams-xc5yk Listen i will be respectful because you are so much older, please scroll down my comment and enjoy your day.

    • @leninfranco9328
      @leninfranco9328 Před měsícem +6

      Hey Steven,stop using fake accounts to defend yourself 😂

    • @pap7794
      @pap7794 Před měsícem

      ​@leninfranco9328get a life I bet you like my movies

    • @jjwhy321y3
      @jjwhy321y3 Před měsícem

      He was good in his prime..like 5 years. Then he drove every cast member insane and gained 200pnds.

  • @scottjulie27
    @scottjulie27 Před měsícem +3

    I would love for you to finally have Steven Seagal on your show.

  • @havnt3782
    @havnt3782 Před měsícem +2

    The c-town drop was so nice to hear.

  • @natemarx4999
    @natemarx4999 Před měsícem +157

    I am old enough to remember when Steven Seagal was credited for “helping” Anderson Silva become the greatest fighter of all time. Those were the days!

    • @kobinho07
      @kobinho07 Před měsícem +10

      I so remember that, and I heard that Dana or the UFC didn't like it lol

    • @stanktaint15
      @stanktaint15 Před měsícem +11

      That's not that old 😆
      Damn I feel old 😂

    • @roybringus31
      @roybringus31 Před měsícem +8

      Lmao I remember he told Anderson “I knew that front kick would be there” lolol

    • @leigh5937
      @leigh5937 Před měsícem +7

      Shit man! Are we old now?

    • @fabiors10
      @fabiors10 Před měsícem +4

      Vitor Belfort didn't like that

  • @everwake2689
    @everwake2689 Před měsícem +34

    Get in here, Space Ice!

  • @JesseStevenTrumm3992
    @JesseStevenTrumm3992 Před 28 dny +1

    “Just his posture is so disrespectful” 😂😂😂

  • @Nhlonipho_Kumkanikazi
    @Nhlonipho_Kumkanikazi Před měsícem +2

    The man of blockbuster movies,who is most loved by Space ice

  • @hanu9830
    @hanu9830 Před měsícem +218

    "it was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword"- joe rogan, describing a martial art invented 50 years after the age of the samurai ended

    • @discordye4825
      @discordye4825 Před měsícem +20

      Yeah, it's a fake martial art...lol.

    • @BountyFlamor
      @BountyFlamor Před měsícem +19

      Joe is thinking of Jiu Jitsu. Aikido was derived from that to be less violent.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu Před měsícem +11

      ​@@BountyFlamorAnd from what I can tell everything I've seen in Aikido that actually works is also taught in some basic form in jiu jitsu but with actual practical follow up. I've been tossed around by Aikido practitioners before and everything they did that worked was essentially 'lazy' judo/jiu jitsu.

    • @dprich100
      @dprich100 Před měsícem +27

      @@badlaamaurukehuI've been a black belt in judo for 40 years. Your definition of Aikido as "lazy judo" is the best I've ever heard. Literally made me laugh out loud.

    • @stevebb2915
      @stevebb2915 Před měsícem +11

      hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.

  • @johnnymossville
    @johnnymossville Před měsícem +30

    Seagal is hilarious. one of our time's greatest comedians.

  • @mikeclark8410
    @mikeclark8410 Před 12 dny +1

    "I have 3 brothers, alot of ball kickin"
    ...ends

  • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
    @aintnuthinbutathang1646 Před měsícem +2

    The Black Keys drummer is one of my favorite Rogan guests, he's just like one of your bros roasting everything and talkin shit.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před měsícem +47

    Everyone makes fun of Steven Seagal. You wouldn't find it funny if he cornered you in a dark alley, and you had a box of donuts, and it was too narrow to walk by him.

    • @pandarage21
      @pandarage21 Před měsícem +4

      I dont think it matters who it is. I want my donuts.

    • @thomasmccowan1908
      @thomasmccowan1908 Před měsícem

      Actually I would find it funny. Cause then all those with a sense of logic and reality will stand up and say he is a fucking disgrace to Martial Arts and a big POS. He is the white Tyler perry

    • @user-fq2jg4rh1v
      @user-fq2jg4rh1v Před měsícem +1

      Fuck bro you right

  • @Layo5900
    @Layo5900 Před měsícem +77

    Space Ice !

  • @Lordradost
    @Lordradost Před měsícem +1

    This is a great time to plug the amazing Seagal annihilating CZcamsr:
    *_"SPACE ICE"_*

  • @dylangeorge5552
    @dylangeorge5552 Před měsícem +4

    Seagal thinking he is a deadly martial artist is not the insanity.
    Joe thinking he is a comedian is truly insane.

  • @bassbrother81
    @bassbrother81 Před měsícem +46

    If anyone is wondering why hes tapping the melon, there is a certain sound that can be heard when tapping them that tells you theyre ripe

    • @HaveAGreatDay54
      @HaveAGreatDay54 Před měsícem +9

      I wonder if Segal actually knows what sound to listen for. I have watched people tap every type of melon in the grocery store when only the watermelon can be checked that way. They tap each melon then pick the wrong sound indicating a green melon. It is hilarious to witness when no one knows what the heck they are doing but they do it anyway.

    • @bassbrother81
      @bassbrother81 Před měsícem +3

      @@HaveAGreatDay54 I doubt he does😂, but yea I've also seen people at the supermarket tapping them and picking the opposite sound than what they should be looking for, cracks me up haha

    • @poppinwithandy7742
      @poppinwithandy7742 Před měsícem +1

      ITS LIKE CUTTING AN ONION WHILE CRYING ITS A POLITICAL HOGGWASH.

    • @davidsellers3639
      @davidsellers3639 Před měsícem

      Yeah but he didn’t know that

    • @siberiancajun
      @siberiancajun Před měsícem

      He was trying to split the watermelon but failed.

  • @SPAZZYok
    @SPAZZYok Před měsícem +1

    The "Lebell lock" is still used to this day. Segal crying to the FBI agents is the best.

  • @dagabbagool2600
    @dagabbagool2600 Před měsícem +8

    The old guy with the white mustache in the Seagal movie is Dale Dye, a decorated Marine officer that saw combat in Vietnam.

    • @grymaldus40k41
      @grymaldus40k41 Před měsícem

      Lol I know exactly who you mean. Always plays senior military officers.

    • @sandogtjsandog4366
      @sandogtjsandog4366 Před měsícem

      And he was the Sheriff of a Western Montana county, Ravalli County I believe.

  • @SIBIRIAKoriginal
    @SIBIRIAKoriginal Před měsícem +2

    not that I am a big fan of Joe Rogan Experience but sometimes I stumble across a good conversation. This one is like two teenagers is hating a smart girl for no reasons and just laughing at her question" why are you laughing" . Apparently when you hate someone their food consuming is a good enough reason to laugh at them. It's exactly the same when teenagers in school laugh at a teacher when see them eating for the first time.

  • @The-LongRoad-Home
    @The-LongRoad-Home Před měsícem +2

    just in my personal experience as someone who does something much different than professional fighting this shit does teach you how to take a fall

  • @alcottdevalte7440
    @alcottdevalte7440 Před měsícem +38

    Rogan needs to get Seagal on his podcast; just do it!!!

    • @conspiracycornerpodcast4302
      @conspiracycornerpodcast4302 Před měsícem

      I don't think he would, I think they're allegations against Seagal.

    • @senseiseagal1983
      @senseiseagal1983 Před měsícem +2

      I am eagerly awaiting this

    • @johnnysaid4362
      @johnnysaid4362 Před měsícem +1

      yeah i agree. that would lay to rest the misconceptions and the ridicule

    • @TylerShacklefordDurden
      @TylerShacklefordDurden Před měsícem

      Hasn't he been hiding in Russia for years?

    • @alcottdevalte7440
      @alcottdevalte7440 Před měsícem

      @@TylerShacklefordDurden Seagal lives in UAE now, mostly Dubai, but tends to visit Russia as well when needed. I don't think wants to have anything to do with the US anymore and seems annoyed by all the lies and stories told about him.

  • @abidingdude222
    @abidingdude222 Před měsícem +5

    Such an epic finish to the segment 😂
    “I’ve got brother so, lots of ball kicking”

  • @leperface
    @leperface Před měsícem +1

    The world needs more Steven Seagal.

  • @grumpygardner3059
    @grumpygardner3059 Před měsícem +2

    Terry Tussey built custom 1911's for Segal. He told me a story of a time that Segal was doing a rehearsal on a movie set that the actors were horseback. Apparently, one of the young cowboys was goofing around, rode by Segal and knocked his hat off. In return, Segal rode out, rode back at speed and grabbed the hat from the ground amazing them all.
    According to Tussey, Segal is the real deal.

  • @macrosense
    @macrosense Před měsícem +30

    Aikido is the art of falling down or tumbling when someone pretends to throw you.

    • @everythingallin4905
      @everythingallin4905 Před měsícem +2

      That is Judo

    • @RICKYREVIEWS98
      @RICKYREVIEWS98 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@everythingallin4905judo is legit son. Khabib and Islam are killer at it. Aikido is the one that's pure bullshit and would never work against anyone fighting back lol

    • @lighthawkgames5805
      @lighthawkgames5805 Před měsícem

      If you don't go with the motion of the throw, your elbow or your wrist would break. If the throws are done too fast or with violent intent, then you will break your sparring partner, possibly crippling them, which is clearly not the goal of training. All these comments made by people who don't know shit about the art. Go on into the nearest Aikido dojo and challenge the sensei. Make sure you get some video footage of your ass getting kicked so we can all laugh about it here on CZcams.

  • @sheldonlevine6187
    @sheldonlevine6187 Před měsícem +21

    "Anybody Know why Richie did Bobby Lupo " ?

  • @user-gm2tw4ft8y
    @user-gm2tw4ft8y Před měsícem

    Segura's bit on Seagal is priceless!!!!

  • @MichaelRoyal
    @MichaelRoyal Před 2 dny

    Aikido is the perfect martial art when your fighting multiple extras in an action film

  • @Nofilter1976
    @Nofilter1976 Před měsícem +77

    I was always told throughout the martial arts community that Aikido was not invented to disarm people with swords, it was simply invented out of necessity to practice fighting each other during the time that they were banned from carrying swords in the late 1800's.

    • @weirdshibainu
      @weirdshibainu Před měsícem +12

      No. It was developed in the 1920's and 30's.

    • @imakimmy2
      @imakimmy2 Před měsícem +1

      I thought it was to pose with a sword.

    • @stevebb2915
      @stevebb2915 Před měsícem +13

      hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.

    • @swedishbutcher
      @swedishbutcher Před měsícem +9

      @@stevebb2915he was also a bullshit artist who claimed to have beaten up 60 armed police by himself.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před měsícem +6

      @@swedishbutcher 🤔 no surprise it’s Seagal’s martial art of choice then, is it

  • @Ddyoutube100
    @Ddyoutube100 Před měsícem +19

    I still can’t believe the Seahawks didn’t run the ball man…

  • @cozmoos
    @cozmoos Před měsícem +1

    The first 10 minutes of Glimmer Man feels like an hour long movie.

  • @sydh-b3771
    @sydh-b3771 Před 10 hodinami

    He was not the first, he worked at his father's already established dojo as a worker, and ended up as a teacher. His instructuor fell asleap and felt so ahshamed of himself, he gave steven his black belt

  • @zachary_attackery
    @zachary_attackery Před měsícem +18

    "some old music is good....but I guess some old movies are good too" Wow amazing insight Joe

    • @NortheastGun
      @NortheastGun Před měsícem

      Yeah, he was stoned af when he said that, just look at his eyes, if you can.

    • @martinramirezmi5457
      @martinramirezmi5457 Před měsícem

      Joe Rogain says the craziest sh*t. He seems special needs 😂

  • @cainogang2353
    @cainogang2353 Před měsícem +19

    Good to see my very close friend Nick Mullen getting some recognition for his commentary on Steven Segal movies.

  • @povofpv61
    @povofpv61 Před měsícem

    Poor Steve,
    He's probably a really nice guy, in the right crowd.

  • @brobasticbroham446
    @brobasticbroham446 Před měsícem

    The Segal run is a iconic piece of meme history 😂

  • @hoosierdeddy92
    @hoosierdeddy92 Před měsícem +39

    Crazy this dropped while I'm in the middle of a Steven Seagal rabbit hole!

    • @Dimsummmmm
      @Dimsummmmm Před měsícem +6

      Imagine wasting your life watching his bullshit 🤣💀

    • @karmasutra4774
      @karmasutra4774 Před měsícem +1

      So his name spelling is now a Mandela Effect. Do you think the spelling changed?

    • @johntruxal432
      @johntruxal432 Před měsícem +2

      3 movie rabbit hole ?

    • @jameshoffa7085
      @jameshoffa7085 Před měsícem

      No it isn't. It also dropped while I'm not in the middle of a Steven Seagal rabbit hole.

    • @mr.kalopsia3273
      @mr.kalopsia3273 Před měsícem +1

      Space ice, you’ll be entertained for hours

  • @Ryan-bn3qk
    @Ryan-bn3qk Před měsícem +24

    Knowing how to fight "hand to hand" with weapons involved is a precious ability.
    "Fix bayonets!"

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV Před měsícem

      Only stupid people fight each other with bayonets

  • @auxiliodei58
    @auxiliodei58 Před 25 dny +1

    Seagal finally meets Joe Rogan
    Steven Seagal: "I heard you've been talking trash about me Joe"
    Joe Rogan: "(sigh) I'll just save you the trouble and break my own arm"

  • @ninjaswordtothehead
    @ninjaswordtothehead Před měsícem +1

    I usually despise reaction videos, but I would pay to watch Joe react to a Space Ice review of a Seagal movie.

  • @jamescoay
    @jamescoay Před měsícem +5

    We need a Seagal JRE episode!

    • @gabriellagelir2027
      @gabriellagelir2027 Před měsícem

      We absolutely don't. That guy's ego is notoriously huge it would be uncomfortable watching him and Joe's dynamic together.

  • @EddyRulz
    @EddyRulz Před měsícem +19

    You gotta watch "Space Ice's" Steven Seagal movie reviews. He perfectly explains what Steven Segal & his ("using the term lightly") movies are truly all about. :D

    • @nomdeguerre8464
      @nomdeguerre8464 Před měsícem +2

      I had to reread this several times until I understood you put your quotations in the wrong place(s).

    • @EddyRulz
      @EddyRulz Před měsícem +1

      @@nomdeguerre8464 my bad. :D

  • @anthonycurran362
    @anthonycurran362 Před měsícem +1

    The wise man would never disrespect Steve

  • @TheProdiga1One
    @TheProdiga1One Před měsícem +1

    The movie about Steven Seagals' life won't be a comedy, but it is going to be hilarious.😂

  • @nunyabusiness3666
    @nunyabusiness3666 Před měsícem +8

    I get the vibe from Steven Segal that he doesn't give a F what anyone thinks.
    I respect that..

    • @FlorisDVijfde
      @FlorisDVijfde Před měsícem +1

      If you have to constantly spread lies to make people believe you are a martial arts legend, you give millions of F's about what anyone thinks.

    • @nunyabusiness3666
      @nunyabusiness3666 Před měsícem +1

      @FlorisDVijfde Maybe you're right, but he sure acts good then because he seems like he doesn't care.

    • @FlorisDVijfde
      @FlorisDVijfde Před měsícem

      @@nunyabusiness3666 Just part of the facade.

    • @OFCbigduke613
      @OFCbigduke613 Před měsícem

      Especially when a woman says no.. RAPIST

    • @chrisortiz8077
      @chrisortiz8077 Před měsícem

      ​@@nunyabusiness3666really? I get the complete opposite impression. He seems like a delusional egomaniac who desperately needs people to take him seriously.

  • @shiffleshanks
    @shiffleshanks Před měsícem +4

    I like how the guy starts off “I heard that” and Joe instantly throws out the name and the actually story of what happened and goes into it. Awesome!

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV Před měsícem

      Telepathic joe

  • @williamjohnston5490
    @williamjohnston5490 Před měsícem +1

    That's the first Carrot Steven has eaten in 45 years.

  • @aradecomate8261
    @aradecomate8261 Před měsícem +2

    The thing with people jumping in aikido is they are supposed to be masters at ukemi. The user directs the force of the opponent and twists the joints giving the user the choice of having the joint dislocated or jumping where the user is guiding his movement.
    If you want to know what it feels like stretch your arm out thumb down and have your friend push the pinky side of your palm into your wrist as if were trying to fold it to your arm.

  • @dlmsarge8329
    @dlmsarge8329 Před měsícem +12

    The guy with the glasses is the Steven Seagal of telling stories about Steven Seagal.

  • @neonomad1939
    @neonomad1939 Před měsícem +12

    I actually enjoyed his 80s/90s movies like Above The Law & Marked for Death.

  • @TheBlueB0mber
    @TheBlueB0mber Před měsícem +1

    2:39 this guy is committed to that wrist-lock like el Lucha libre. 1000% real combat footage.

  • @BuggaBoy69
    @BuggaBoy69 Před měsícem +1

    Nick Mullen would like to have a word with the guy ripping off his Steven Seagull jokes