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if you jump down a building and say “fall damage is real” its not suicide its discovering gravity
Fair enough. Have a shungite moment.
Newton already discovered it they are just his hamsters to test on
Nah it's just to check how much hp you would lose jumping from a specific height
I pushed down on my control pad and then jumped. It didn't work! lol
We have very similar profile pics, at the time I'm writing this.
13:10 I’m at a *Loss* at how that happened
I like this guy, he gets it
You funny son of a bitch that was good lol
I was looking for that comment!
I knew i would find this high five.
lmao i was about to comment something like this
"iron, woman! is a Command"
This... Made me laugh more than it should have
OH I GET IT NOW
Why
I thought it was a sentence, like “Iron Maiden”
15:17 A counter-quote: "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
--Albert Einstein.
The pregnancy test is a reference to loss, an infamous comic about a miscarriage, so really the picture is darker than the comment.
I recognized that shitty meme within a blink.
SMHHHH
they are young.
The fallen one is an arrow heading towards the others
After reading your comment, I had realized that I had forgotten all about that meme. Now I remember it again. Thanks for that.
4:42 Do you realize how INCREDIBLE the technology would have to be in a lightsaber to generate a constant plasma field that is perfectly contained in open air capable of slicing through space-age metals like a hot knife through butter and can be turned on and off instantly with no charge up time and seemingly never runs out of power???!?!?!?! For all you know, that tech after being studied allows us to unlock the secrets of cold fusion -- ushering in a new golden age of effectively infinite clean energy which allows us to eradicate most of the world's problems. Unlimited clean drinking water for dry regions, reversal of climate change, no more famine, free electricity to even the most remote and impoverished locations, exponentially faster development of space stations and off-world colonies, enough free energy to launch ALL of our garbage into the sun.. The list goes on.
Was literally just about to wright this
Even though we never see it, I'm pretty sure lightsabers do need to be recharged every so often. The original lightsabers were even hooked up to portable battery pack things.
I didn't watch star wars but light saber for the win
@@dorianrobinette9712 I dunno if that is true or not, but even assuming it was true, I'm still fairly certain the tech would propel us forward technologically in a really amazing way... Probably..
Yeah no way i'm sharing my lightsaber when I get one.
17:36 The look on Henry’s face trying to hold his laughter so Jeannie doesn’t think he’s a monster.
Can explain what that meme means?
@@ryugahyeon5436 it’s just little enstine but with dark humor
Henry: I don't get up for anybody.
Jeannie: No he doesn't.
Me: *spits out tea*
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"Let me introduce you to the ether bunny..."
16:40
Every time Henry wears a hat like that it makes him look like he is 12
But thats fine we like em underaged
Wait... he wasn't?
@Billy Oak why did i not realise how much he looks like short round before now
@Billy Oak Completely underrated comment :D
@@DogeSargeant hello FBI chan lookin thicc (in a sexy voice time)
I kinda miss the "i'm going to jail" sound. even more now that i have the Get out of Jail card!
11:23
Henry: "I don't get up for anybody"
Jeannie: [hidden pain] "Yeah...he doesn't"
You know they make pills for that now
"What are you gonna do with a working lightsaber? Like, you can't cook steak with it"
Is that a challenge?
@douglas wahid bruh, that 911 joke
"Nobody just picks up Get Out of Jail Free cards. Those things cost thousands." -Creed Bratton
But that defeats the point of the card.
It's to get out of jail for FREE.
Otherwise you have money to pay for release.
I would rather have a advance to boardwalk
17:09 Link to source?
It's shadman
when get out jail free cards fail... just call Johnny Cochran.
I like how they just gloss over the part where Hendry says "Mia" and Jeannie says "Kalifa" and carries on like that's just day to day for them LMAO. 12:25
"Cover your mouth," I said as Henry started coughing. He said something about corona then Jeannie goes, "Cover your mouth." Honestly, I can't help but thank her for all that she does for the world.
1:55 "Is this what your mom says about you?"
Me: OH F***! EVERYONE HIT THE DECK!!!
I'm almost certain she said that one time though... not sure which vid it was but it was a similar situation. Henry said he was conceived somewhere and Jeannie said she was conceived in a Maccas bathroom.
I wish I wasn't brain damaged so I could have perfect recall again and say exactly what happened and what vid it was.
@@Dalavine I remember that too, but I don't remember the video either
@@Dalavine lol same i remember it too. What the fuck brain which vid was it?
I've never seen her legitimately pissed off before but I knew...that he done did it.
That _Excuse Me?_ had me dying
12:24 I like how Jeannie reacts to the name "Mia"
Yeah, she's a twitch streamer now. Maybe she will even co-stream with mia khalifa or mia malkova. All 3 are wholesome female streamers so i dont see why not.
@@Craftee6 😂
@@Craftee6 did jeannie give up on medical school?
@@leothenomad5675 czcams.com/video/E-obpbclBiw/video.html
LOL, look at Henry's face! He looks so concerned!
I used to play monopoly in jail, the guards never thought that joke was funny.
"What are you gonna do with a lightsaber?"
Me: " I dunno, probably cut some stuff, it'd be pretty cool..."
I'd reenact the twin towers by slicing skyscraper foundations.
Perfect number of likes rn
@@futur3ndings651 the fact that you put a cursed comment on a video about cursed comments, nice
Ahhh shadman. Definitely one of the more... _controversial_ lewd artists...
I remember the first time I found shad base. It haunted my mind's for the better part of the year
Ah thanks for reminding of the artist's name. Now I can finally complete my non FBI friendly collection.
@@DarkRych he's alright. Not really into his loli stuff.
@@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 how about the time Smashmouth retweeted some of his work and then regretted it like 20 mins later
@@XenoSagaXX Lol oh fuck I remember that! That shit was hilarious.
Jeannie: Onigiri
Me: I'm pretty sure Brock would call that a Jelly filled donut.
oh i see you're a man culture as well
these donuts are great jelly filled are my favorite
everyones a little bit racist
The only jelly filled donut was Rin Tohsaka
Ah lost pause would be proud
I want a get out of jail free card to break into someone's house clean the whole house, and then leave, but re arrange everything in a weird way so they have mixed feelings about it. 😂
Bruh
11:56" Why you store that in the cloud. You store that in the hard drive, my friends" Did you hear that?... The Queen has spoken.
Henry looks like he's going to help Indiana Jones escape from the Temple of Doom.
@Joaquin Esqueda Short Round. And that's the whole joke.
HAHAHA this comment made my day
Thumbnail: exists
FBI: SHAD ALERT!
Ah, you too are a man of culture!
I’ve not seen that particular picture, and I don’t think I want to know.
I remember Shad had to get rid of that particular work, and many others like it.
I also was like: wait I know that art-style!... Is that a new drawing?
SHADMAN ALWAYS YES
16:45 This reminds me of the time my dad accidentally told me how to start a fire with little to no evidence. He was a firefighter.
Cool, can you help me out with my neighbors in the pedo house? Because I'm still creeped out by that house...need I explain?
@@Daelyah Wtf is a pedo house
if i saw that "nothing" outside my window waving at me, i'd walk out and say hi, maybe learn witch craft or some shit
you so funny
Honestly same
I tend to ignore my hallucinations. If nobody is around and I was bored, I'd go there and interact too. That kind of damages my "starve the dog" coping with them but it's way too tempting to be really good about.
Henry: ill get up for that cat and i dont get up for anybody
Jeanine: Yeah he doesn't.(in sad tone)
Me: i know what he actually means but come on ya did it to yourself
😂😂😂 damm !! Only for cats ay??
Guess that's why she has a stash to hid from the FBI
The self own he did was the funniest.
that one time she was late on twitch
@@717jeezy 😂😂
8:49 Whenever Jeannie closes her eyes and nods in agreement and goes "mmmhmmmm" its adorable and reminds me of Snorlax
Quick note: Chlorform does NOT make somebody sleepy in seconds. It takes over minute and only if the person is sleepy allready. Heard from a chemist. So i deem it true.
No one:
Not a single weeby soul:
Jeannie: Rin TO*SH*aka
Those thighs though...
could stand to change her attitude, but damn those thighs.
@@StarboyXL9 my fellow leg man, have you seen Miru Tights? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
but have you seen Kanna's thighs... thicc
@@Katsudon96 ravioli ravioli don't lewd the dragon loli
Everyone:
Every single normie soul:
This meme is dead.
13:13 so disappointing that MXR doesn’t know it was a loss meme
Jeannie: Store your porn in hard drives so you can easily destroy it and hide from the fbi
As she looks to the side at... something.
i should go and delete my "folder" from google drive...wait what?
George Moschâk yeah good idea XD.
And save em in your brain?
@@Rathzul on floppy disks. Jk no, on hard drives. and maybe in my brain if power goes out
10:34 Somebody once said to never mess up with mobs who own pig farms. That's a really good way to completely get rid of a body.
Lol so funny! I saw you guys on a Raid commercial and it was first commercial I haven’t skipped in years
I am seeing a lot of Michael Reeves memes lately!
.
Also, 12:58: That's "Loss"
I came here to see if anyone also noticed, thank you, that meme is engraved in my head and I don't even know how I realized it was loss cause I've only seen the meme once
is that how you read all those lines?
Exactly the comment I was looking for xD
When I noticed I was "G damn it"
I knew it!
11:58
Panda Jeannie provided HARD FACTS
When they started clapping in unison it freaked me out a little
17:10 I’m pretty sure most people here know who drew that....
Who
bm217bm Shadman. The worst part is that people pay him for this shit.
Shadman is a god sent to me, or atleast in my experience....
@@JoeMama-cm4pq wait, what?
@@PoochieCollins shadman draws really nice stuff
One of the cutest things ever is watching Henry and Jeannie clap perfectly in sync without looking at each other.
11:29 "I don't get up for anybody". The look of disappointment on her face says it all.
Henry: *Dad sneezes after talking about kids in a previous video*
Jeannie: 😳
This was recommended to me even tho I watched it already. I'll watch it again!
The pregnancy test is Loss lol.. Nice.
found ya! i had to take a double look to make sure lol
r/AngryUpvote
The baby is loss
Old memes coming in hard
CZcams did you learn anything useful from this video?
Me: Yeah Henry and Jeannie taught me how to make multiple dangerous chemicals.
CZcams: Okay. I have a Redemonitize button I need to click.
Kind of surprised they didn't censor that, honestly.
Let me just.... Screenshot this..... 👀
Bleach and rubbing alcohol will NOT produce Chloroform. Bleach and acetone will.
@@notamouse5630 duly noted .....
lol but seriously does henry expect an algorithm to understand the context of saying "just kidding", it doesnt matter how much they apologize afterwards, unless it's a human reviewing it (which we know it is now).
I'm spending quarantine watching these guys reacting to memes. No regrets.
3:57 i think this comment is not describing the truth, it should be:
Secretary says tiny because she's popular in the office.
Mother in law says small because ageing makes it loose.
Wife says ok because only competition is neighbor bill.
Daughter says massive, if you know what i mean.
YT please dont ban me.
Oh god no
Loli art from Shadman in the thumbnail.
This video is going to be good.
Ah, I see that you are a fellow man of culture
My thought exactly!
Yes sir 😂😂😂🙌🍺
I thought it looked familiar
Beat me too it...
"Not just the Shadman, but the Shadwoman and the Shadchildran."
I never thought I would see useful recipes on this channel
14:42 Henry being protective is so sweet....
Henry sneezes
Jeannie: worried look, low tone "Corona"!
Me: "please lord don't let this happen... Jeannie's too young to die"
Henry: And what about me?
Everyone: What about you?
Henry: ...
@ながとやひこ さげ Your nickname says "Nagato Yahiko sage". I presume that sage is an English word. If my presumption is correct then you should use katakana to write it because hiragana is used only to write Japanese words
P.S. ごめなさい. I'm learning jap language right now and I used your nickname for a training session.
4:13 either there an amazing couple or Cthulhu is at work here
Why cthulu?
Yes
Both, probably
Because Cthulhu is Cthulhu
" If you laugh at other peoples' conditions you will be like them in the future. " Me at 25 after beating Leukemia looking back and realizing one of my favorite jokes used to be " That post gave me Cancer. "
I have been watching you every day for a month and now the only ad I get is you opening shards on Raid Shadow legends.
14:11 I never thought I would hear Henry tell a sloot to "get the hell out of here."
11:28 Henry having troubles in the bedroom
In North America she is known as Isabelle.
In Japan she is known as Shizue.
In other places she is known as Marie, Fluffi, Canela, and Melinda…
I don't know anywhere she's called Isabella, though…
15:05
That is my mood when I wake up thinking it’s Saturday but it’s Monday.
Who needs a "Get Out of Jail Free" card when you have Diplomatic Immunity?
I think it's cause the girls are jail bait....
@@likeorasgod You missed the point
Diplomatic immunity?
The host country's authorities can declare you "persona non grata", or unwelcomed person. Basically, you are kicked out of the country and told not to come back. And your reputation greatly suffers.
What if I’m younger than them?
Didn't stop Riggs and Murtaugh.
I'm always surprised when either of them says they know other people besides each other
im surprised when they say they know anything. these dudes dont seem that cultured.
why the heck is it that this video is mostly fine and the second my dad walks in it heavily zooms on "uncensored bdsm hentai"
You could be playing the most family friendly video game but your parents will walk in the one time thicc thighs and a phat ass is on screen.
“That was dark” but it was bright for a second
14:44 😂 as always, I feel like Henri is hyperaware of how easily Jeannie could be Gif'd and turned into rule34 youtuber porn. Gotta protect his waifu
He was really quick to stop her😆
Lolz, I bet it already happened a long time ago.
Rae lil black is that her or someone related
I would bet money that she's been r34ed for a LONG time now.
Oh I have no doubt Jeannie's been lewded somewhere. I mean shit, even Jaden Animations got lewded.
But Henri doesn't have to make it easy for them 😂
The synchronized clapping killed me 😂
4:42
"What are you even going to do with a working light saber?"
A guy figured out how much energy a light saber puts out thanks to the prequels.
Specifically, the scene where Quigon Jin uses his light saber to cut through the blast doors.
The metal (probably steel, even in the star wars universe, thanks to it's density and low cost per weight it's still the ideal blast door metal according to starwars canon) heats up in a very specific time frame, and we know the thickness. From there, it's a simple enough matter to calculate the amount of electrical energy a light saber would have to be able to put out.
Anyway, they can put out about as much power as 834 identical copies of the world's most powerful nuclear power plant on Earth... and that's assuming the power plants are generating power at maximum output.
To answer Jeannie's question:
If you had a working light saber (sort of figuring out how to easily mass-produce them), you could literally use it to power the entire planet for decades.
So if I had one, I'd make a small-scale steam engine (it's quite easy to find schematics online) and use the light saber to power it in place of coal/wood/other fuels to power my house.
Ta-DA!
Free power for life, never worry about power outages, never worry about rain blocking out light from solar panels, never worry about having to replace batteries for overnight with solar, never worry about there not being enough wind for wind power, never worry about streams drying/freezing or pipes getting clogged for hydroelectric power.
Just a constant, steady stream of power from a steam engine. Just make sure to oil the parts regularly and replace them when they wear out (which can be pretty cheap to do if you design it well).
how do you recharge your light saber and how much vat would you gov charge per kilowatt
Star Wars uses "Durasteel" which isn't the same as steel.
That's some wholesome Shad content right there.
Jeannie: Rin Toe-Sha-Ka
Me: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Jeannie fake weeb confirmed
Ofc she is. You believed otherwise?
Henry, 1-2 weeks ago: tHeSe JaPaNeSe CaRtOoNs
they are what we call casual anime viewers. they will watch anime occasionally they are just not passionate about it.
MxR Plays is the best channel ever no cap
yees
Mxr mods and plays are the best channels on the internet no 🧢
Not the best but I enjoy watching
@@tharja2489 Cursed comment right here, boys
Loved the video guys! Not gonna lie though, Rin Toshaka looks very beautiful!
2:45 yeah I've said that in responce to similar things before.
Jeannie always looks like she's unhappy whenever they open cursed comments 😂
Nice Thumbnail. I would like a "get out of jail free card" aswell..
But sure as s*** the judge says. "It doesn't say anything about prison...soooo...."
Oh glob, that was that shad guy
Ahahaha 😝
That clap was in sync and a fully working light saber
Nice got a Raid Shadow Legends ad that shows both Henry and Jeannie in it that is quite the immersive Ad
the definition of the thumbnail...IM GOING TO JAIIIIIL
HA.. You've activated my trap card!
I ACTIVATE *GET OUT OF JAIL FREE*
They really need a new button
Henry: I don’t trust people who don’t like cats
Me: Sad allergy noises
Henry is allergic to cats too...
Liking cats is obligatory. Not suffocating in their presence is optional
I'm actually allergic to them too but have all ways had them. I didn't find out until I went into the military and returned home to find out I was very allergic. By living with them I built up an immunity.
The complete voice change on 'excuse me' made me laugh so loud . Thank you for that..
Just found this part out, Henry reads a comment at 1 point " This makes me want to throw a flash bang in a room filled with epileptic people ". No, Henry. You want a strobe grenade. Far more effective
11:29 😭I really don’t think she was joking
13:04 I guess they're at a loss on that one.
I have found one of my people.
my guy
For some reason I love this show. I watch it everyday. CZcams helps me keep up with the ones I have watched vs the ones I haven’t seen. But I put a like on every video that way I know I have seen it already because it’s already liked. I’m gonna go on a journey and watch every episode of this show on the internet. Just the genie and Henry reacting to stuff vids. Not the vblogs or genie’s personal stream.
MxR: [asks us to smash the subscribe button]
Also MxR: [has a Shadbase comic on screen at the same time]
Yeah, this checks out.
Fun fact, throwing a flashbang into a room filled with epileptic kids will have more or less the same result as throwing a flashbang into a room of non-epileptic kids, assuming that we're talking about photosensitive epilepsy, you'd need constant repeating flashing lights (I.E. strobe lights) to cause the seizure, a flashbang only flashes once in the explosion hence no seizure.
What about multiple flash bangs timed for each time one ends
@yukinokami what do you expect? If you time it right, they'll have a seizure.
@@bernardcornellisvanmeijere4375 the plan is coming together mwhahahahahahah
Jeannie: What would you do with a working lightsaber?
Me: Any thing people. Anything!
17:14 nice old shadman, one of my favourites
Genies fineas and ferb joke was the funniest thing in this episode
Sauce 14:29 Fate/Stay Night for anyone who doesn't know
Oh my god the pregnancy test was a loss meme.
Yay! Your vids are being recommended
Worth noting that a functional lightsaber would actually be quite messy, due to the high temperature it would take to cut through anything, as soon as it would hit a body part, it would explode because of the speed at which bodily fluids would expand into gases! The heat emanating from the hilt would probably make us burst into flames anyways! On the other hand, a mini lightsaber like in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy would make perfect toasts everytime!
Wait Henry didn’t recognize Shadman’s art style? He recognized Vault Girl fast enough in the past.
14:10 it's not Rin Tohsaka herself that's eaten it's the thighs....
I mean... you could eat her.
Probably tastes like fish.
(I have a feeling this would be welcomed to r/cursedcomments with arms/legs wide open.)
But you gotta get Shirou to cook it nicely first, no? Gotta be prepared perfectly, nice and... Defenceless... Ok, meme or not, this comment is definitely cursed.
why waste the other parts?
The flash bang one was on point 👌
Lightsabers have many uses. Carving boulders, is an interesting one. 🤔👍
WhAt DiD yOu jUsT SaY aBoUt RIN TOHSAKA
Did Henry disrespect your Waifu?
Dude, she's underage, control yourself
08:43 "till they're*"
"or waiting tell there ripe" holy shit get me some holy water
I'm epileptic and I found this both informative and hilarious
The most hilarious I've seen so far xD