DragonBall Z KAI Abridged Parody: Episode 2 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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  • čas přidán 19. 07. 2014
  • Dragonball Z Abridged Parody follows the adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta and the rest of the Z Warriors as they gather Dragonballs and fight intergalactic evil. With the comedic writings of Lanipator, Takahata101, and Kaiserneko this may not be the DBZ you remember but TFS hopes you enjoy it all the same. How high can the Krillin Owned Count get? Who will be the next to go Super Saiyan? Can Vegeta's ego get any bigger? Find out NOW on DBZ Abridged!
    TeamFourStar is a group of voice actors, sound designers, musicians and entertainers based out of Texas. Most noted for the series Dragonball Z Abridged, TFS loves to make comedy and specifically parody.
    You can find more of our work on our website: teamfourstar.com
    Follow us on Twitter: / teamfourstar
    Or Facebook: / teamfourstar
    And if you want to support us you can find us on Patreon at: / tfs
    or you can buy some of our Merch at: sharkrobot.com/team-four-star
    Episode 2: DragonThing Z Kai
    Cast:
    Lanipator - Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta
    MasakoX - Son Goku, Son Gohan
    Takahata101 - Dende, Mouri, Guru, Nappa, Guldo
    Antfish - Dodoria, Ginyu
    KaiserNeko - King Kai, Zarbon
    LittleKuriboh - Freeza
    Ganxingba - Tenshinhan
    Faulerro - Yamcha, Kui
    SPECIAL THANKS TO: Stephen Krosecz for Goku's Raspberrry and MasakoX for the Nappa scene at the end!
    Visit our website at:
    www.teamfourstar.com/
    Our Facebook:
    home.php?#!/t...
    DragonBall is Owned by TOEI ANIMATION, Ltd. and Licensed by FUNimation Productions, Ltd.. All Rights Reserved. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, DragonBall GT and all logos, character names and distinctive likenesses thereof are trademarks of TOEI ANIMATION, Ltd. This is nothing more than a Parody made for entertainment purposes only.
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  • @forstaken2254
    @forstaken2254 Před 3 lety +4013

    DBZA: DBZ in a Nutshell
    DBZA Kai: DBZA in a Nutshell

  • @originalname1495
    @originalname1495 Před 7 lety +3364

    The joke is how fast kai is

    • @jalazel6447
      @jalazel6447 Před 7 lety +258

      Prankster Gangster shit I like kai no fuckin filler

    • @VillainousRJ
      @VillainousRJ Před 7 lety +182

      Pure Notorious At least Z's filler is enjoyable to watch. Take the driving lessons for example lmao.

    • @About37Hobos
      @About37Hobos Před 7 lety +60

      Pure Notorious you are not alone friend we hide in the shadows watching a show where the only things we see are important to the story

    • @Sunkhrist
      @Sunkhrist Před 7 lety +8

      Swag master Eric it's a parody of a parody :P

    • @TG-bd7yd
      @TG-bd7yd Před 7 lety +51

      SkullGaming2003 NL that's the only enjoyable filler. Everything else was trash. Fake Namek, Garlic Junior, Maron. Even the in battle filler was horrible. Eng Kai>Eng Z.

  • @arrowthesparrow7461
    @arrowthesparrow7461 Před 2 lety +1801

    Vegeta: "...Wait, am I immortal?"
    Frieza: "I don't know. LET'S SEE!"
    Excellent villain line.

    • @bodenking
      @bodenking Před rokem +48

      Just because you’re doing a parody of a parody doesn’t mean you can’t have some raw lines

    • @makasapa5907
      @makasapa5907 Před rokem +38

      Krillin: OH HO HO HO he’s pissed

    • @anakkinsmommy
      @anakkinsmommy Před rokem +8

      @@makasapa5907 "HA! I'm not afraid of you!"

    • @pizzalover4501
      @pizzalover4501 Před rokem +7

      @@anakkinsmommy *Mario power-up sound effect*
      2nd Form Frieza: How about now?

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight Před rokem

      Let me kill you!😆

  • @haraheartless4717
    @haraheartless4717 Před rokem +1772

    "Maybe I'm gay. Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit."
    Top tier.

    • @genericsonicfan581
      @genericsonicfan581 Před rokem +98

      MMM~

    • @hugsterjim2794
      @hugsterjim2794 Před rokem

      P***Y!

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 Před rokem +52

      @@genericsonicfan581 Funnily enough, I think Zarbon is straight but Burter is actually gay. At least thats what Kaiser said I think

    • @deletesomething5564
      @deletesomething5564 Před rokem +35

      @aegislashexcalibur4135 Think? At least for TFS, that is the case. Zarbon has a problem saying things that are very easy to misunderstand and Burter don't care if people knew what way he swung

    • @idosarts_and_krafts
      @idosarts_and_krafts Před rokem

      True
      Stereotypes *Are* bullsht

  • @rockyforwwechampion
    @rockyforwwechampion Před 4 lety +5789

    TFS : *_You're not dealing with the average DBZ Abridged anymore.._*

    • @eringray1176
      @eringray1176 Před 4 lety +132

      *The legendary dbz kai abridged*

    • @chesh1567
      @chesh1567 Před 4 lety +21

      Yeah im confusion I've never watched dragon Ball z kai but isn't it supposed to be after the freza saga

    • @Dampzombieslayer
      @Dampzombieslayer Před 4 lety +47

      skooma dealer Kai is just DBZ without the filler

    • @cringemaster2917
      @cringemaster2917 Před 4 lety +4

      Kevin Heissler omg that is my Xbox profile pic what are the odds

    • @vincejyrelfiguerres5511
      @vincejyrelfiguerres5511 Před 4 lety +14

      Funimation: Oh my God!!

  • @denniswilliams6519
    @denniswilliams6519 Před 7 lety +3379

    "Better use that thing that always works"
    You mean the thing that literally NEVER worked until Kid Buu?

  • @anti_honey
    @anti_honey Před 3 lety +2207

    That Bulma nod is precious though

  • @wyattsmith6694
    @wyattsmith6694 Před rokem +576

    “Let that Vegeta alone” solid Big Green dub reference 😂

  • @legocharliet2798
    @legocharliet2798 Před 3 lety +3305

    "Hello, i'm space Napolehitler"
    An accurate representation of Frieza's character.

    • @octoling6479
      @octoling6479 Před 3 lety +13

      @Kane Morrison no

    • @octoling6479
      @octoling6479 Před 3 lety +12

      @Kane Morrison no

    • @crimwolf5216
      @crimwolf5216 Před 3 lety +3

      😂 I was looking for this comment

    • @Saiol1000TheCrossover
      @Saiol1000TheCrossover Před 3 lety +7

      Nah. He's just Space Napoleon. Space Hitler is Emperor Palpatine... 😏

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 Před 2 lety +17

      @@Saiol1000TheCrossover i think their both space napol hitler since freeza did lots of racial genocide so did palpatine palpatine turned an existing democrracy into a dictator ship witht he support of the ppl like napoleon and freeza single handedly held his empire together like napolean both focused heavily on technological prowess in warfare like hitler but if anything palpatine is napolean and freeza is hitler based on personality and actions aside from freeza being short making him napolean but he was average height for the time *insert crying*

  • @Bloodletter8
    @Bloodletter8 Před 3 lety +3365

    "HEY GUYS, YOU REMIND ME OF SOME ASSHOLES I'M GONNA KILL"
    That line is so on brand for Vegeta. I love it.

    • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
      @ZeldaTheSwordsman Před 3 lety +1

      I think it's actually "You're on my list of assholes I'm gonna kill"

    • @indepth9930
      @indepth9930 Před 3 lety +31

      @@ZeldaTheSwordsman if you turn on captions you can see that’s not the line.

    • @elcarrigano
      @elcarrigano Před 2 lety +9

      and then he THROWS Gohan to the ground 💀

    • @1aundulxaldin
      @1aundulxaldin Před 2 lety +34

      BUT THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT BECAUSE THE GINYUS ARE COMING!

    • @patrickjones9280
      @patrickjones9280 Před 2 lety

      @@1aundulxaldin Im 2 guys now!

  • @reggien4165
    @reggien4165 Před rokem +556

    8years later and this is still amazing.

    • @sascha495
      @sascha495 Před rokem +1

      Lets go to space!

    • @reggien4165
      @reggien4165 Před rokem +8

      @@sascha495 We can go to Spaceys and look at their new Radditz's menu!

    • @RadiantStryker
      @RadiantStryker Před rokem +2

      Until we meet again in another 8 years

    • @spacemanmonster23
      @spacemanmonster23 Před rokem +4

      WAIT THIS WAS 8 YEARS AGO....!
      looks at date....
      where did the time go??
      and/or this feels more recent....

  • @jakobr_
    @jakobr_ Před rokem +137

    4:25 I love that the pause in Goku’s line started out as a mistake but they kept it anyway and adapted it into peak comedy

    • @deadlyfaster7347
      @deadlyfaster7347 Před 10 měsíci +15

      Ya it was a flub and it works too perfect " OH NO yo.....You Killed Vegeta!"

  • @Showoff_Bradley
    @Showoff_Bradley Před 4 lety +4104

    Vegeta’s 20 sec laughing fit killed me😂😂😂

  • @acehardware2823
    @acehardware2823 Před 3 lety +2617

    I find it hillarious that everything in the Kai version is shortened, EXCEPT for the part where Vegeta nearly vomits after hearing from dodoria.

    • @dii3218
      @dii3218 Před rokem +29

      SO FLAAAH!

    • @whitefox304
      @whitefox304 Před rokem +33

      No improvements could be made 🤣

    • @FC_mania
      @FC_mania Před rokem +71

      Funniest part is his reaction to that information is longer here than the original Abridged

    • @Sosodaisies
      @Sosodaisies Před 6 měsíci

      "I'll give this planet five more minutes"
      5:32
      6:39

    • @ActuatedGear
      @ActuatedGear Před měsícem +1

      Hhhhhhuuuuuugh. Huuueeelk.

  • @SirPhysics
    @SirPhysics Před rokem +158

    "Am I immortal?"
    "I don't know. Let's find out."
    Is such a raw and powerful line.

  • @nisor123
    @nisor123 Před 2 lety +168

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT GOHAN YELLING "WHY DIDNT YOU DODGE" TO PICCOLO

    • @godnyx117
      @godnyx117 Před 10 měsíci +3

      That's a reference to Piccolo saying the same in the Saiyan saga when he did, lol!

  • @EphPhaThaINC
    @EphPhaThaINC Před 3 lety +4249

    “And this is my fourth and final form.”
    “What happened to the third form?”
    “Ridley Scott sued us.”

    • @Xeroph-5
      @Xeroph-5 Před 3 lety +73

      Underrated

    • @alexmorgan2148
      @alexmorgan2148 Před 3 lety +120

      That would have been the perfect in joke for abridged fans

    • @tylerself9198
      @tylerself9198 Před 3 lety +7

      Oh, very true.

    • @timv1109
      @timv1109 Před 3 lety +16

      they didn't make that joke....it might have been true!!!
      lol

    • @danishamirul1543
      @danishamirul1543 Před 3 lety +14

      It’s in the Canada English captions

  • @FirebirdFreak87
    @FirebirdFreak87 Před 3 lety +2941

    "This is a parody. Buy the f***ing show!" Straight to the point. :P

    • @truelifezgaming1759
      @truelifezgaming1759 Před 3 lety +10

      69 likes lol

    • @vantiramen9431
      @vantiramen9431 Před 3 lety +12

      Firebird just like kai

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 Před 3 lety +13

      ..........
      LET’S GO TO SPACE!
      _Dragon Soooul!_

    • @NoonNoon_Kid
      @NoonNoon_Kid Před 3 lety +6

      If this parody is made by tfs then tfs probably means The Fucking Show so frieza meant this is a parody by tfs

    • @yesmansam6686
      @yesmansam6686 Před 3 lety +14

      I originally thought they said, "this is a parody BY THE FUCKING SHOW!"

  • @gojuraisforever9574
    @gojuraisforever9574 Před 2 lety +222

    Freezer: “What the space fu-“ perfectly cut dialogue.

  • @TerribleVA
    @TerribleVA Před 2 lety +90

    "-bigger, longer, and uncut Guru" -Guru who had his entire speech cut out.
    Also I love the "ALL OF THEM?!" reference.

  • @egg_l0rd13
    @egg_l0rd13 Před 4 lety +2364

    My favorite part was when Zarbon said “Mmmmmm.”

  • @FanimusMaximus
    @FanimusMaximus Před 7 lety +1926

    ..........LET'S GO TO SPACE!!

  • @IvyLeaguePodcast
    @IvyLeaguePodcast Před rokem +104

    3:42 That delivery from Krillin is just perfect😭

  • @acejumper1681
    @acejumper1681 Před 2 lety +63

    2:24 RIP Flash Player you will be greatly missed. 😥

  • @derpygamer1158
    @derpygamer1158 Před 5 lety +4010

    Now that the Cell Saga ended................ *WEN EPISODE 3!?!?*

    • @koinzellascheriit4282
      @koinzellascheriit4282 Před 5 lety +161

      Soon with Trunks Epilogue and -Bardock Special- Bojack Movie after this is all done Buu Saga will come.

    • @bisurker
      @bisurker Před 5 lety +35

      @@koinzellascheriit4282 you mean Bojack

    • @koinzellascheriit4282
      @koinzellascheriit4282 Před 5 lety +34

      @@bisurker ....i mean bojack

    • @koinzellascheriit4282
      @koinzellascheriit4282 Před 5 lety +15

      I came back to mention the after-life tournament with pikon.. I hope this is like Trunks Ending some Epilogue thing.

    • @kamentrainerhorn2073
      @kamentrainerhorn2073 Před 5 lety +30

      I can't wait till we can quote everything Cell says and do it OUR WAY!

  • @noahweathers4408
    @noahweathers4408 Před 3 lety +583

    Vegeta mumbling “Im’ma Supuh Saiyan” in increasingly illegible words is hilarious. Something about Lanipator’s delivery makes it hilarious every time.

    • @hamshankscps1049
      @hamshankscps1049 Před rokem +21

      I wonder how many times he had to do retakes because he was laughing too hard

    • @7XHARDER
      @7XHARDER Před rokem +8

      4:05

  • @wess_is_more
    @wess_is_more Před rokem +25

    6:28 ngl, hearing Goku laugh like that and do a little "yay!" was so fuking adorable, Masako really outdid himself when voicing these parts!

  • @kroh7742
    @kroh7742 Před 3 lety +153

    3:28
    Piccolo's scream is hilarious for some reason

  • @bens8214
    @bens8214 Před 5 lety +2023

    Kai 3:
    Cell after drinking someone: Alright who's next
    Piccolo: I'm three guys now
    Nail and Kami: Sup

    • @sketchbookonline2040
      @sketchbookonline2040 Před 5 lety +73

      Cell: Jokes on you, I’m like, tons of guys!
      Piccolo: How is that-
      Cell: Also I’m horny.

    • @renegard5442
      @renegard5442 Před 5 lety +52

      Android 16: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say

    • @rahulas7118
      @rahulas7118 Před 5 lety +22

      Trunks:thats not funny. thats never funny and its never going to be funny

    • @LuckyBird551
      @LuckyBird551 Před 5 lety +28

      Trunks: Me and Tien are the only serious guys in the show. That's the joke.

    • @skunkrocker
      @skunkrocker Před 5 lety +19

      Gohan: Jimmies. Rustled.
      Goku: Woah ho ho, he's pissed!

  • @spedman56
    @spedman56 Před 9 lety +1202

    Golden Opportunity
    Frieza: Destructo Disc!
    Krillin: The F*ck

    • @TaylorOnyx123
      @TaylorOnyx123 Před 9 lety +26

      Spencer West I know right? Just cut to Krillin in the Spirit World!

    • @spedman56
      @spedman56 Před 9 lety +11

      even to save time they could've just used the voice

    • @TaylorOnyx123
      @TaylorOnyx123 Před 9 lety +21

      Spencer West Yeah it was perfect the first time...no need to rerecord...

    • @Maverickslayer744
      @Maverickslayer744 Před 9 lety +3

      Spencer West Eeeeh, probably not the best choice. It was funny the first time around, but using it again would have been redundant.

    • @TaylorOnyx123
      @TaylorOnyx123 Před 9 lety +13

      Maverickslayer744 Actually I was expecting it but then got disappointed when it didn't happen.

  • @InFamousStickFigure
    @InFamousStickFigure Před 2 lety +45

    3:28 that perfectly cut scream is one of the funniest damn things I've ever heard. Now whenever something abrupt happens while playing a game it's the only thing I can hear.

  • @edituqi9888
    @edituqi9888 Před 3 lety +46

    bro zarbon sounds like a micro wave with all the MMMMM’s

  • @TheScourge8765
    @TheScourge8765 Před 6 lety +901

    Imperfect Cell: I am hilarious...
    Semi-Perfect Cell: And you will quote...
    Perfect Cell: Everything I say.

    • @frankyquilavafireblast895
      @frankyquilavafireblast895 Před 6 lety +56

      TheScourge8765 I hope they do that… Because that would be pardon the pun perfect

    • @josephdavis9234
      @josephdavis9234 Před 6 lety +65

      Personally, I think 16 deserves it more.

    • @turnerthekilledgamer6995
      @turnerthekilledgamer6995 Před 6 lety +26

      Totally 16.

    • @camnunes8847
      @camnunes8847 Před 6 lety

      Joseph Davis totally

    • @camfan191
      @camfan191 Před 6 lety +39

      nah. I think Cell's will be:
      Imperfect Cell: creepy sexual innuendos
      Semi-Perfect Cell: creepy sexual predator
      Perfect Cell: monstrous gentleman

  • @HurtboxTV
    @HurtboxTV Před 10 lety +4018

    "I am hilarious, and you will quote everything I say."
    How is this not a t-shirt yet?

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 Před 10 lety +15

      Oh sweet you watch this series too? Cool. BTW love the vids you do. It really helps me

    • @HurtboxTV
      @HurtboxTV Před 10 lety +9

      wh3nderson95 Thanks man, glad you like them haha.

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 Před 10 lety +4

      I'm not sure how you feel about fan fiction but I've been writing one about Tekken if you want to check it out. If you can't or don't want to that is okay.

    • @HurtboxTV
      @HurtboxTV Před 10 lety +7

      My Immortal killed any enjoyment I ever got from reading fanfictions.
      ;-;
      jk, I haven't read any for a long time.

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 Před 10 lety +3

      Alrighty then :-) here is the link. If it doesn't work let me know.
      m.fanfiction.net/s/10278777/1/Tekken-The-Adventure-of-Liam-Jaeger
      Thank you

  • @transylvictor
    @transylvictor Před rokem +35

    came back to rewatch this and see my old comment from when I was 12 eight years ago. Still think this and DBZA formed my entire humor for perfectly cut screams/fast paced jokes, it’s just too good

  • @MSCDonkeyKong
    @MSCDonkeyKong Před 2 lety +31

    0:58 vegetas reaction is so perfect lmao

  • @fidelgarcia2224
    @fidelgarcia2224 Před 8 lety +540

    in Dbz kai abridged 3 Piccolo will say "I'm 3 guys now" lol

  • @virgomk83
    @virgomk83 Před 5 lety +1395

    Dragonball Kai Abridged 3 moment:
    *Piccolo shows up to stop Android 17*
    Piccolo: I am THREE Guys Now!
    Nail and Kami: Sup.

    • @moodman1151
      @moodman1151 Před 5 lety +85

      It's amazing how a summary of running gags includes running gags you can only understand if you watched the previous ones

    • @Xidphel
      @Xidphel Před 5 lety +26

      Dende: Hey.

    • @LoseyKong
      @LoseyKong Před 5 lety +24

      *vegeta looks at baby trunks* NOW THE BABY IS A MONLEY (also anyone else notice that trunks was not born with a tail)

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Před 5 lety +38

      Android 16: I am absolutely hilarious and you will quote everything I say.

    • @Tigerman4545
      @Tigerman4545 Před 5 lety +5

      Raptor 890 my headcanon is that they removed it when he was born

  • @MarkARoutt
    @MarkARoutt Před rokem +45

    My favorite part about this saga was the backstory of Sean voicing Goku and like only Goku. He was having to borrow money from people saying "Goku is in the tank. "

    • @AshVsEvilFred
      @AshVsEvilFred Před rokem +2

      *what*? Elaborate ***now***

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 Před rokem +3

      Omg really? That's hilarious. A little sad but hilarious.
      He did also voice Nail, but Nail fused with Piccolo pretty early into Frieza attacking the heroes himself.

  • @The_Big_Jay
    @The_Big_Jay Před rokem +16

    That quick shot of Frieza flipping them off for no reason makes me giggle uncontrollably.

  • @asmartphoneinquarantine3269
    @asmartphoneinquarantine3269 Před 5 lety +6502

    So is this an abridged of an abridged series?

  • @NoSirWeAreOutOfRadishes
    @NoSirWeAreOutOfRadishes Před 8 lety +3861

    Kai 3.
    Imperfect Cell: I am hilarious.
    *transforms*
    Semi-perfect Cell: And you will quote.
    *transforms*
    Perfect Cell: Everything I say.

  • @mistwraith8260
    @mistwraith8260 Před 3 lety +26

    I will never get over frieza saying "what the space fu-" cracks me up every time 😂

  • @Bonehead47
    @Bonehead47 Před 3 lety +17

    3:42 easily the best line in the episode

  • @prestongiles9917
    @prestongiles9917 Před 4 lety +1495

    "This. Ruffles. My. Jammies! *Epic Broly Esque scream that quickly turns into a squeak* "
    Pretty sure that's all Beerus heard when he went Super Saiyan 3.

  • @GameGuyandLuLuPink
    @GameGuyandLuLuPink Před 7 lety +2160

    I can't wait until they finish with the Cell saga and we get DBZKA 3

    • @rafaelssj
      @rafaelssj Před 7 lety +23

      NEBBY, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG 16: i am hillarious and you will quote everything i say

    • @badgas8132
      @badgas8132 Před 7 lety +64

      Alex Schaeffer Yeah, can't wait for 2019.

    • @kingshoutmon5256
      @kingshoutmon5256 Před 7 lety +32

      Alex Schaeffer im just imaginé..
      imperfect-cell: Hi. Im your brother.
      Piccolo: what?
      imperfect-cell: DODGE *KAMEHAMEHA*
      Piccolo: AAAARG

    • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
      @Fuzzy_Barbarian Před 7 lety +2

      Alex Schaeffer oooohhhhhh, is THAT why there isn't a third one yet?! I legit didn't put that together 😅

    • @frivolousmisty6929
      @frivolousmisty6929 Před 7 lety +20

      Cell:Destructo Disk
      Krillin:The fuck

  • @justamicrowave5297
    @justamicrowave5297 Před 2 lety +34

    4:36 probably the best part of this episode

  • @tarn4633
    @tarn4633 Před 3 lety +7

    5:23 the 'prick' moment was priceless.

  • @muffn9826
    @muffn9826 Před 3 lety +2989

    I love how Dende says nothing but
    "My name is-"
    "My parents are dead!"
    and
    "Hey."

  • @mephostopheles3752
    @mephostopheles3752 Před 8 lety +184

    No DBZKA 3, they need to have Android 16 be the one to say "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 Před 8 lety +1

      *in

    • @TheMadPacX
      @TheMadPacX Před 8 lety +21

      +SeaBiscuit I think it'll be Cell. Him, Nappa and Guru are voiced by Taka.

    • @MWM1978
      @MWM1978 Před 8 lety

      +SeaBiscuit YEah no if its ANYONE saying that it will be Imperfect Cell

    • @cynicalnitro8416
      @cynicalnitro8416 Před 8 lety +4

      +TheMadPacX nah. between that "would you care to repeat that" line the "walk towards the light" line the Tranny comment and constantly confusing shit for birds, 16 definitely won.

    • @ScorchtheHawk
      @ScorchtheHawk Před 8 lety +2

      +J Keith give it time. Perfect Cell only JUST appeared

  • @edgeplaysandtrends4344
    @edgeplaysandtrends4344 Před 3 lety +17

    2:48 Fast Ginyu force: *Explodes* Because nobody cares a bout the theme when they are saying they're names

  • @TheQuashingoftheTub
    @TheQuashingoftheTub Před rokem +12

    Vegeta being disgusted by Dodoria's mere existence is so on brand for him lol

  • @JMotion
    @JMotion Před 8 lety +744

    This.... ruffles MY JIMMYS!!!!!
    *plushy squeak*
    And my shit was then lost.

    • @linakorig9
      @linakorig9 Před 8 lety +1

      MotionTransformer mine too XD

    • @spookywafflecat5508
      @spookywafflecat5508 Před 8 lety

      +linakorig9 same

    • @Ultrabalor
      @Ultrabalor Před 8 lety +7

      +MotionTransformer Sounds more like "Jammies"

    • @Tekirai
      @Tekirai Před 8 lety +2

      +MotionTransformer I woke my poor baby up lolling

    • @ryanperson6307
      @ryanperson6307 Před 8 lety +1

      I thought he said gennies, like short for genitalia. I guess I'm wierd.

  • @Goldmight
    @Goldmight Před 7 lety +320

    freeza : MAKE ME IMMORTAL!!!
    Porunga : uoƃɐɹp ɐ ɯ,ᴉ noʎ ʞɔnℲ

  • @SryBut
    @SryBut Před 2 lety +3

    2:33
    Aaah, the South Park reference. Never noticed before tibia honest

  • @TylerJ0412
    @TylerJ0412 Před 4 měsíci +3

    4:53 i just realized Krillin quacks as he gets blown up

  • @phffffbt
    @phffffbt Před 6 lety +1671

    Dragon Ball Z Kai Episode 3
    #16: "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."

    • @yal3348
      @yal3348 Před 6 lety +73

      Lovecraft Fiend well him or cell

    • @ChrisWrightReally
      @ChrisWrightReally Před 6 lety +64

      It's an Taka line so I think cell will

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 Před 6 lety +201

      Imperfect cell: I am hilarious
      Semi-perfect cell: and you will quote
      Perfect cell: everything I say

    • @monkeyman5477
      @monkeyman5477 Před 6 lety +5

      Christopher Wright isnt 16 also taka?

    • @therogueadmiral
      @therogueadmiral Před 6 lety +13

      Or, we'll quote him because he's badass.
      "Walk towards it!"

  • @Toiyoki_
    @Toiyoki_ Před 5 lety +636

    63% thing
    31% vegeta laughing
    1% freiza
    99+% screaming

  • @Mark49285
    @Mark49285 Před rokem +7

    Guru: Power Up!
    Gohan: Will this actually matter?
    Guru: Probably not
    *Many years later*
    Beast Gohan: So this is what the power up was for!

  • @joescofield9742
    @joescofield9742 Před 3 lety +6

    3:52 2 guys burgers and fries

  • @entoy092523
    @entoy092523 Před 6 lety +135

    "This is a parody, *BUY THE FUCKING SHOW!*" - Frieza, 2014

  • @seamistseamist
    @seamistseamist Před 6 lety +943

    they abridged an abridged

    • @realdmt0941
      @realdmt0941 Před 6 lety +24

      Gamerocker Abridgedception?

    • @samsonblvd
      @samsonblvd Před 6 lety +17

      They abridged they’re abridged

    • @seamistseamist
      @seamistseamist Před 6 lety +2

      so they abridged and they are abridged so they are probably a bridge also yes abridgeception

    • @realdmt0941
      @realdmt0941 Před 6 lety +21

      Gamerocker I heard you liked abridged so we abridged your abridged so you can watch an abridged abridged.

    • @Martypotty
      @Martypotty Před 5 lety +3

      Abridge between abridges.

  • @thelastwindwaker7948
    @thelastwindwaker7948 Před rokem +4

    I always thought them skipping Freeza's third form was just some random joke but after watching these guys for so many years I'm convinced that the whole joke is that they're pointing out that his third form added nothing narratively.

  • @channelboi7519
    @channelboi7519 Před 3 lety +10

    So long ago. “Little Green” still gets me

  • @mathiaschristensen8387
    @mathiaschristensen8387 Před 4 lety +957

    6:02 makes me sad now that the Series has ended

    • @lol-kz6db
      @lol-kz6db Před 4 lety +55

      I am hilarious and you will quote everything i say

    • @bbenjoe
      @bbenjoe Před 4 lety +33

      Yeah but at least it wasn't an abrupt one.

    • @crono100lv8
      @crono100lv8 Před 4 lety +23

      Ah he'll be missed.

    • @thomaslamson299
      @thomaslamson299 Před 3 lety +12

      The last words of teamfourstar in general

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 Před 3 lety +1

      I know I’m late, but anyone want to bet on who they would have made hilarious so that we would quote everything he would say in the Buu arc?

  • @buggytheprophet1017
    @buggytheprophet1017 Před 5 lety +778

    Gohan: "Piccolo.....WHY DIDN'T YOU DOOODGE?"

  • @dilfasriel6354
    @dilfasriel6354 Před 2 lety +9

    The vegeta laugh it's contagious XD

  • @theXVthshadow
    @theXVthshadow Před rokem +4

    What's funny is Guru actually gets a happier ending here than in the actual abridged series. He fades away with the love and respect of his people instead of
    You know
    Being eaten

  • @anythingagency8516
    @anythingagency8516 Před 5 lety +1664

    episode 3 is going to be something else, I'll tell you.

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter Před 5 lety +84

      Time difference between first and second episode: 3 years. Considering this is Team FourStar we're talking about, I'm looking forward to seeing the 3rd one in 2020!

    • @ajrun7831
      @ajrun7831 Před 5 lety +17

      @@IchCharacter It comes out on Friday

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter Před 5 lety +11

      Great, of course on the day I can't watch it... well, have fun. Though I doubt episode 4 will come out before 2020, or did they already make announcements? Probably after they finished the Buu saga, right?

    • @ajrun7831
      @ajrun7831 Před 5 lety +2

      @@IchCharacter Damn thats unlucky, but from what i heard this might be their last episode, due to money time and copyrights,but they will update everyone at the end of part 3.

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter Před 5 lety +1

      Well, RIP me. Seems like all the good abridged series are nearing the end.

  • @MasterZebulin
    @MasterZebulin Před 3 lety +915

    "No! You can't just condense one of the most infamously longest arcs in anime in less than 7 minutes!"
    TFS: "Haha, Namek go boom!"

    • @otakuguy275
      @otakuguy275 Před 2 lety +13

      That reminds me of the Russian roulette video by Tomska

    • @someguyness
      @someguyness Před 2 lety +8

      @@otakuguy275 "Ooo a gun!" *gunshot*

    • @otakuguy275
      @otakuguy275 Před 2 lety

      Oob a goob

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Před 2 lety

      @@otakuguy275 *unintelligible*

    • @rush22071
      @rush22071 Před 2 lety +6

      A testament to how long the namek ark is is how fast they’re going through everything and it still takes 7 minutes.

  • @dannytiger6619
    @dannytiger6619 Před rokem +3

    Team four truly changed how we perceive dbz and turned it into something serious and engaging to fun and hilarious and makes you wish they made more. This is truly the best and I hope one day they continue and surprise us with bojack and the Buu Saga

  • @liamsutherland1903
    @liamsutherland1903 Před rokem +4

    Having gohan say why didn’t you dodge is amazing but ironic at the same time

  • @ianedwardmusic379
    @ianedwardmusic379 Před 6 lety +678

    The fastest and most efficient way to catch up on DBZ

    • @ryanblock9573
      @ryanblock9573 Před 6 lety

      IanElickMusic first reply, should be more

    • @satanicangel6384
      @satanicangel6384 Před 6 lety

      True

    • @wyattnance3756
      @wyattnance3756 Před 6 lety +3

      IanElickMusic dude if this is your catching up you’re fucked

    • @panpsalt6757
      @panpsalt6757 Před 6 lety +3

      Well I first watched dbz Abridged
      Then DB Super
      Then Dragon Ball
      Then I read the manga
      Then i saw this
      And finally i saw dbz kai. It is so wrong but... yeah... I thought that Piccolo and nail and Kami could speak to eachother for ao long

    • @Gabrielc_14
      @Gabrielc_14 Před 6 lety

      IanElickMusic 666 likes

  • @pookiedukie4967
    @pookiedukie4967 Před 5 lety +895

    Vegeta has the power to break my computer just by screaming.
    That’s pure.
    Pure, unadulterated, badass.

    • @JCBagginsAgronai
      @JCBagginsAgronai Před 5 lety +40

      "More like pure, unadulterated ego."

    • @lorddrunkenberg2036
      @lorddrunkenberg2036 Před 5 lety +11

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @pookiedukie4967
      @pookiedukie4967 Před 5 lety +3

      DAMMIT NOT AGAIN.

    • @mikey8247
      @mikey8247 Před 4 lety

      I would like but it’s at 69 and I don’t wanna mess it up

    • @theeternalslayer
      @theeternalslayer Před 4 lety +2

      Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!

  • @acolyte06312
    @acolyte06312 Před rokem +5

    “This is a parody. BUY THE F@$KING SHOW!”
    I love TFS Frieza so much

  • @Enteringdullsville
    @Enteringdullsville Před měsícem +1

    I love how they’re only ever called the “things”.

  • @MigattenoBlakae
    @MigattenoBlakae Před 5 lety +884

    5:13 legendary transformation fueled by unparalleled rage and sorrow
    *literally 12 seconds later*
    *Goku* Wuh-oh spaghetti-O

  • @justins340
    @justins340 Před 6 lety +3086

    Yo dawg, we heard you liked abridged parodies, so we made an abridged parody of your abridged parody.

  • @Bluetoo9000
    @Bluetoo9000 Před 6 dny +1

    "No freeza-dono yamete"
    i laughed so hard lmao

  • @EnragedM0nkey
    @EnragedM0nkey Před 9 měsíci +3

    “Seriousely, what is today?” is one of my favorite quotes from this series.

  • @SuikaNine
    @SuikaNine Před 9 lety +349

    Ironic how the fast paced show has the word "Kai" on it when the Kais (Kaioshin) are notorious for taking too long to do shit.

    • @Jediskum
      @Jediskum Před 9 lety +6

      Suika Nine or it's cuz its a re-release and Kai means Release?

    • @SuikaNine
      @SuikaNine Před 9 lety +1

      Jediskum I dunno?

    • @piccolojunior9820
      @piccolojunior9820 Před 9 lety +9

      Jediskum Kai means so many goddamn things it's ridiculous. But release is not one of them.

    • @Jediskum
      @Jediskum Před 9 lety +2

      Piccolo Junior Kai does mean so many god damn things, and release is definately one of them in the context of Dragon ball if you want to localize the name DBZ Kai then it is Revised, a direct translation from the Kanji is Release.

    • @Jediskum
      @Jediskum Před 9 lety +2

      Piccolo Junior kaihou - to release kai - release
      hou - to be
      you can also say Shakuhou
      Shaku - release
      hou - to be

  • @rainbowstar9758
    @rainbowstar9758 Před 7 lety +2010

    The legendary super saiyan has been achieved by squeaking. I'm in for that

  • @SeeEmPunk
    @SeeEmPunk Před 21 dnem +1

    4:32 the way he screams no is always hilarious to me

  • @MustyVanity
    @MustyVanity Před měsícem +2

    "NO FRIEZA, DOMO YAMATE!" 😂😂😂😢

  • @theopinionchannelforyou7739
    @theopinionchannelforyou7739 Před 5 lety +329

    "I am hilarious and you will quote everything i say"
    Tfs in a shellnut

  • @toidadiyanto6605
    @toidadiyanto6605 Před 8 měsíci +2

    2:01 Krilin is scared 😂

  • @johndavenport1894
    @johndavenport1894 Před 3 lety +11

    "I'M A SUPER SANDWHICH!!" God I choked laughing XD XD XD

  • @Daitomodachi
    @Daitomodachi Před 10 lety +863

    0:58 - 1:05 One of the most scaring things I've heard in my life.

    • @Ra1n3w0rk5
      @Ra1n3w0rk5 Před 3 lety +14

      Since when were you here
      Love your content btw

    • @Multi-Manus
      @Multi-Manus Před 3 lety +11

      Your content is the best I've seen in ages...

    • @dripgeta150
      @dripgeta150 Před 3 lety +6

      I was wondering why ur content was similar to tfs but with less humor

    • @Buttclinger
      @Buttclinger Před 3 lety +3

      *same*

    • @maltehannover3537
      @maltehannover3537 Před 3 lety

      Heeaauuhhhmm🤮🤮

  • @igniskoyote7877
    @igniskoyote7877 Před 7 lety +3975

    What does it say about me as a person that the funniest lines were every time Zarbon said "mmm"?

    • @jomie667
      @jomie667 Před 6 lety +292

      Mmm

    • @ChaoGardenTastic
      @ChaoGardenTastic Před 6 lety +130

      Ignis Koy'Ote Well, the fact that you asked this tells me your humor is the kind that tries to be funny but fails.

    • @Kirbyfan206
      @Kirbyfan206 Před 6 lety +130

      PUSSY!!!

    • @rytrick88
      @rytrick88 Před 6 lety +45

      Mmm

    • @igniskoyote7877
      @igniskoyote7877 Před 6 lety +36

      dylan pheifer no no, it's very conscious.

  • @Mitsurugi2424
    @Mitsurugi2424 Před rokem +2

    3:39 goddamn, that was soo good.

  • @JonathanFranks187
    @JonathanFranks187 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Rip to the goat 😢

  • @hikerwolfspaine8200
    @hikerwolfspaine8200 Před 8 lety +373

    "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say-ayyyy...."
    -Super Kami Guru

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 Před 8 lety +11

      Android 16 in the next episode, I'm calling it.

    • @agabz9971
      @agabz9971 Před 8 lety

      +CidGuerreiro1234 i think cell

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 Před 8 lety +1

      Blarghman 93 He stopped being hilarious after absorbing 17 :/

    • @agabz9971
      @agabz9971 Před 8 lety

      CidGuerreiro1234 true but who knows maybe perfect cell(since his perfect) will be hilarious again. Also he had some funny moments like the talking out of his ass xD

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 Před 8 lety +2

      Blarghman 93 For some reason I imagine Perfect Cell will sound like Zarbon, lol.

  • @aisaacnordrac3089
    @aisaacnordrac3089 Před 5 lety +367

    “Hey King Kai, can you teach us the-“
    “N O”

  • @amishwarl0rd350
    @amishwarl0rd350 Před rokem +1

    Goku’s happy giggles at the end

  • @mrguy22494
    @mrguy22494 Před 9 lety +1949

    I think I know exactly how they'll handle Cell in DBZ Kai Abridged 3...
    Imperfect Cell:I am hilarious.
    *Transforms*
    Semi Perfect Cell: And you will quote.
    *Transforms*
    Perfect Cell: Everything I say.

    • @Wulfbanez
      @Wulfbanez Před 9 lety +124

      Nah. It will be with Android 16.

    • @Thoregor
      @Thoregor Před 9 lety +140

      Wulfbanez Takahata does Cell's voice, and he also did Guru and Nappa, so this is a trend.

    • @Wulfbanez
      @Wulfbanez Před 9 lety +19

      Thoregor Maybe so. But it really doesn't work unless they do it when cell is thought to be dead and then isn't.

    • @MrMyster1ous
      @MrMyster1ous Před 9 lety +87

      Semi Perfect Cell: *Pounding Ground*, I WANNA BE PERFECT. I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!!!

    • @Falcancaliform61Gaming
      @Falcancaliform61Gaming Před 9 lety +3

      mrguy22494 what about super perfect cell, after he esplodeed goku bubburs king kai and the criket

  • @nickkrasny1562
    @nickkrasny1562 Před 8 lety +352

    Freeza: "KIENSTRUCTO DISC!!!!"
    *Instantly cuts himself in half*
    Freeza: "Howwww...?"

    • @ByzaFyre
      @ByzaFyre Před 8 lety +1

      +Nick Krasny lmao

    • @MagusAgrippa8
      @MagusAgrippa8 Před 8 lety +6

      +Nick Krasny Worst aim of any use of the technique

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 Před 8 lety +1

      Sooo where's your ship?

    • @ByzaFyre
      @ByzaFyre Před 8 lety +2

      Shulk and the gang *arm falls twords the ship* T-hat wayy

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 Před 8 lety +2

      *Pushes muffin button tons of times* yay!

  • @arcticthehunter7099
    @arcticthehunter7099 Před rokem +3

    When Freeza said
    "What the space fuck?"
    *I felt that*

  • @flashfan123campbell8
    @flashfan123campbell8 Před 2 lety +3

    So Vegeta's scream is powerful enough to reach across an entire planet, be heard in the vacuum of space, be heard in the afterlife, be heard in the future, crash my computer, then *FIX* it?
    That's neat.

  • @dookieshed
    @dookieshed Před 10 lety +3717

    ALL OF THEM!??!

    • @lestereldridge2402
      @lestereldridge2402 Před 10 lety +21

      :o dookieshed?! what are you doing here?

    • @gloriouswalrus2496
      @gloriouswalrus2496 Před 10 lety +81

      Dookieshed watches TFS, We can all die in piece now

    • @KSMohoganyWizard1869
      @KSMohoganyWizard1869 Před 10 lety +29

      Glorious Walrus
      nate and dookie quote them all the time. How can you not know this yet?

    • @gloriouswalrus2496
      @gloriouswalrus2496 Před 10 lety +11

      Mohogany Guy 1869 Sorry mate, I have a life and I don't sit around all day watching two grown men play video games [:

    • @FletcherMaher
      @FletcherMaher Před 10 lety +36

      Glorious Walrus your first comment would indicate otherwise...

  • @lionl4343
    @lionl4343 Před 8 lety +354

    "I AM A SUPER SANDWICH"
    "Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier"

    • @supersaiyanblue2vegito835
      @supersaiyanblue2vegito835 Před 8 lety +10

      Shit.

    • @jvjax5442
      @jvjax5442 Před 8 lety +2

      +WhoRuSupposeTiBuh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @jvjax5442
      @jvjax5442 Před 8 lety

      +JacSka DimondCoolCart//JacDCC #hastag mmmm

    • @toanyrax7162
      @toanyrax7162 Před 8 lety +4

      Don't let me see you in my earf again!

    • @xedack437
      @xedack437 Před 8 lety +3

      +Lionl Could kinda hope it was, "I AM A SOUP OR SANDWICH"