Taxidermy: store.steampowered.com/app/12... This is a horror game about taxidermy Twitch ► / johnwolfe Twitter ► / johnwolfeyt Art/Music Credits: pastelink.net/johnwolfeyoutube
So I'm waiting for you to play something other than a horror game... That way when you play something other than a horror game, I'll leave a comment asking "Why don't you play horror games anymore?"
Gonna be honest, I thought this was going to be a parody game where it turns out the main character/ main character's wife ordered a fursuit from the taxidermist. I mean, they were going to a con-frence.
The character has some kind of camera twitch when he sees the killer/wolf. I think it either negated his attempt to turn 180 or a synchronized reaction caused him to overcompensate.
This seems like a concept that could be really scary. I kind of liked that there were two characters, and that the wife could have been over looked. Doing that lets the player be killed, and you could even make it so one monster perma-deaths you so that you REALLY try and avoid it. And you could have in-game hints to allude to that and build tension. I also liked the little cutscene when you start over again. It's disorienting and could probably be played with to add in some additional scares. The premise of this being a Most Dangerous Game situation was kind of meh. And not really used to great effect because the previous victims weren't displayed like trophies. I think a better direction would have been that people were scouted out and then lured to be used for the next model. I'm not totally sure how to lure them there. Maybe it could be a vacation destination that's mostly reputable but occasionally the owner finds people to add to their 'collection'? And the house could have sets built to fake photographs of the victims still being alive and that's part of how the killer hasn't been caught. You could even make it ambiguous whether the taxidermied animals are actually alive and all supernatural or if your fear is just making you see things. And there could be 'unreal' models to stitched together from other animals and described as having oddly human like features maybe?
Man, if you had been directing this game, John might’ve been saying “So, guys, that was Taxidermy. Uh... that was a fun game. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good.”
@@SenorMeinKrafter Sure, and it's an okay explanation, but it's not a very selective approach, which is what I'd rather see. Like the taxidermist is basically getting a small set of random victims in the game and likely wouldn't get to be very choosy with who they get. Which is why the vacation idea came to mind, since it's a fairly unassuming setting that tends to have lots of people coming and going for crowd watching.
@SEENU if this took him 7 hrs i suggest he should revaluate his life abit, considering all the assets used is from the asset store. The "fire" in the fireplace is unreals starter pack fire but scaled down, which u shouldt scale because then it looks wierd. and all the animals are in their default pose, and if they are gonna be static like they are, you could simply make a quick pose for them inside the engine, so this is a really bad work
"isnt part of taxidermy to drain the animal of all fluids?" actually, the inside of taxidermy animals is merely rope, structural support wires and filling, or if done with modern 'molds', a type of plastic. all you use of the animal is the skin, and the eyes are often glass replicas. in some cases, even the nose has to be replaced with a fake, and for birds usually the skull remains inside the finished taxidermy, because of the beak.
@@Roadent1241 yes, the fur (and in bird cases, feathers) are attached to the skin. there are certain chemicals you can purchase especially for the 'tanning' of hides as they call it. most of the process however, is done with SALT. you cant tan a hide with only the chemicals, and you cant tan a hide with only the salt. you will need both for a good result. there are different chemicals for different creatures. as bird skin and boar skin is very different you need different types of the chemicals.
@@korwynze6288 Fair enough. Does the for stay consistent to how it felt when the creature was alive? I was taught never to touch my friends' taxi'd animals because germs and bugs.
@@Roadent1241 if done by a professional, the fur or feathers will remain beautiful and proper. taxidermy animals do not have germs and bugs if done by professionals, due to most of the germs being destroyed and bugs will die, and not come back, due to most bugs being there for the blood and not the fur. which the taxidermy will not have. its also worth mentioning that taxidermy animals only need to be carefully dusted off, and occasionally use a damp cotton swab to clean the glass eyes.
@@donnieburnett4622 To be fair he probably didn't actually know this game would be bad but idk. I heard before that he doesn't mind playing these games but I get tired of the bad games and agree with Awkward OrangeDrawz and I actually would like to see John playing better horror games that are suggested as it's pretty painful at times to watch almost all the time for him to play bad games. (I do come here to watch John for John though)
I thought I was crazy for thinking that it was bad. Some of it is far too intense. It kinda gives me a headache... And that's crazy because I stare at a screen all day without issue 😅
26:03 i fucking lost it when the fucking wolf walked in while u were trying to close the door i was literally fucking wheezing I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT
EDIT: Taxidermy is a small re-curring horror trope, but it would be kinda interestin to see a horror game in which the utilised the uncanny nature of *bad* taxidermy. It's usually the taxidermist thats the killer. Why not the taxidermy itself? I can totally see weirdly disproportioned realistic bug-eyed foxes and birds breaking out of their glass cabinets to come after you, spilling their fluff and drooping about like zombies. It could be like an ultimate creepy combination of killer animals and possessed dolls. Just a fun thing to think about.
That would be an awesome game to play. But how is it an overused trope? Until now I haven't watched or played any movies or games which had taxidermy in them.
@@marcusporter3336 Just an assumption but this is what I've been exposed to the Land Lady from Tales Of The Unexpected stuffs guests, The film Taxidermia has a man who stuffs and decapitates himself, The Taxidermist from the Heavy Rain dlc stuffs innocent women for his sexual pleasure. I guess it coincides similarly to something like house of wax, killing people and setting them up for display. I shouldn't say *overused*, I'm thinking more thematically popular with themes of possession and objectification which you see a lot of in horror media.
@@williamhanekom9882 I'm really bothered by how many people seem to think taxidermy is "stuffing an animal". It's putting the skin of an animal over a body mold.
hey mann i'm fernando tittz, yeah that's right hahaha too bad my english is that bad... By the way I enjoyed your gameplay and I see that you ...kinda... enjoyed the game also, I understand that the game doesn't work as good as an triple A game or a very sharp indie game. the overall is not that much but that's my first release, and i kinda did like 98% of all this alone, everyone needs a first step, and this game is mine on the indie industry, btw thanks for playing, for the video and also the critics! I appreciate it! And yeah, that's my real name, even here in brazil people joke at me, but i also think it's funny hahahaha
Dude, if you really are the creator of this game... all I can say is, keep trying. I mean, yeah, it was a pretty bad game, but you did make John smile nonetheless. And he did have a little bit of fun, that was evident in his reactions. Nobody starts out in a creative field by putting out masterpieces. Unless you're a prodigy. Hell, most people start out with pretty bad stuff, or if they're lucky, just with mediocre stuff. If you actually are serious about pursuing this kind of creative work, you should know that there will be a lot of times when you'll feel like you've failed. And you most likely will fail a lot, it's natural. What matters is to learn from those failures, so that your next game will be better. That's the difference between amators and professionals: you gottta' keep trying, no matter how bad you feel about your own work, and you have to keep learning
Gotta tell you, that even though this wasn’t the “Greatest Indie Game of All Time” I still really enjoyed the play through. Especially on Dashie’s channel, whose audience is more geared to having fun. John and a lot of his audience are elitist pricks. His content is based on criticism and in some cases, kicking down. But a critic isn’t a creator, and you did most the work by yourself. If anything, it illustrates how talented small teams need to be in order to create these great indie games we have today, and why professionals are employed by big developers. You’ve put out a real game, bad or not, and that’s something to be proud of. People think that FNAF and Slender are bad games. You’ll never make something that’s good enough for everyone, so focus only on making yourself better. Get your maps more organized and ask someone to proofread your English. Get focused on your work, and never give up on your dreams. You’re doing more than 90% of people who dream of making video games with Taxidermy alone. Study some of the maps you like, and practice making layouts for a month or two just to get better at making things more realistic (if that’s what you’re going for). Best regards, And thank you for sharing your work with us,
@@technojoy-detroit9130 Wow man, thanks a lot for the words, that means a lot to me! Also thanks for the feedback, I'm always trying to get better and better
Am I the only one who was bracing themselves when he opened the door and the woman with a fox head was standing there, expecting her to suddenly attack?
They had so much potential for a good story with a concept as interesting and simultaneously off putting as taxidermy. I mean, you're flaying the hide of a dead creature and stretching over a solid core to make it look like a ferocious beast. What's more horrifying than being the subject of that gruesome process?
This hurts my eyes... Oh man, I think HomestarRunner was one of the only memes/series of old that actually aged well. Teen Girl Squad is *still* unbelievably quotable and funny. Same iwth the StrongBad E-mails. ****THE SYSTEM! IS DOWN! THE SYSTEM! IS DOWN! THE SYSTEM! IS DOWN! DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN****
I am under the age of thirty-two and appreciate your explaining the reference :) Also yes the video title immediately made me want to watch this. Excellent self-awareness, John
*video has 20 comments* Me: can I see them? CZcams: 🖕🏻🖕🏻 (Edit: even tho the game is awful you make it enjoyable haha hope you’re feeling better. Sending love to you and Kimmy!) 🤘🏼❤️
Tittz the way you said that at the end just cracked me up 😂 also that first death with step 3 text. Dont worry, i shat myself too, luckily i was wearing my brown pants.
Can you imagine a job interview with a name like that? - So what is your name? - Fernando. - I can't go around calling you by your first name! What is your last name? - Tittz. ... - So Fernando, why did you decide to come to us today?
I’m glad you mentioned at the end how you had fun playing because the entire time I was thinking how entertaining this was to watch. Definitely some Northbury Grove feels, especially when you would get that excited giggle and run away from the enemy!
John, I just want to say that I love your videos a lot and they really make me happy when I feel down. I sometimes play your videos in the background when I play games that are grindy and has music that only plays once in a while. Sometimes music is a little too loud or overwhelming for me because I'm autistic, but your humor and voice is really great to listen to. Thanks for the content, John!
I saw him walking towards the stairs to kill you when you hadn't even seen him yet. I knew he was going to attack you..but it still scared me when he did. My spoon flew into the air and now I have sour cream and beans all over my pants. 😂 it's alright though. I'll just keep watching you and eating my taco salad XD
To think of it, the whole story does look like you're sleeping and having a nightmare. There are weird things chasing you, but they can't get you in a specific room, the whole building is structured without any logic, but doors and buttons kinda work, weird traps, falling in the water "kills" you, strange dialogue etc.
Honestly I don't see why anybody would be surprised at someone attacking someone who came into their house unannounced and began rummaging through their stuff, taking anything that they please.
This is perfect, John! I can feel your love for us with that title. Was laughing like a maniac throughout this play through. Your patience and tolerance paid off, thank you!
The title alone is probably the biggest proof that John understands his audience.
He play bad game, happy time!
@@jacobp.2024 Me happy! Me satisfied! xD
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Maybe it is us who are the boomers, not John
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts nah, he's a millennial
lol
Everyone knows that the key of a successful business, is having your clients platform their way into your door
If anyone does that to reach your door you're successful already.
I don't waste 6000 dollars on stuff. Except when I do!
That's just how taxidermists are.
Guy: “Babe I’m taking a bath”
Gal: “Sure”
Guy: **Touches bathwater**
**AGH**
I know whose bathwater that was...
Even Sonic doesn't die in water that fast. XD
I heard the *AGH* XD
A game so bad he didn’t feel like using proper grammar in the title
😂😂😂😭😭😭it doesn’t deserve proper grammar
So I'm waiting for you to play something other than a horror game... That way when you play something other than a horror game, I'll leave a comment asking "Why don't you play horror games anymore?"
Nice name
JoHn aRe yOu hOlDiNG oUT oN uS?!?!?!??!?!??1?1?!??!
Hey guys it's guys
JOHN HATES HIS FANS!!!!
I mIsS tHe OlD JoHn
I mIsS hArAsHlY CrItIcAl
the killer won't go there, he can't kill you in the LIVING ROOM
hah get it?
Good one.
Really?
Nice.
Pfft best dad joke
*Headdesk*
Gonna be honest, I thought this was going to be a parody game where it turns out the main character/ main character's wife ordered a fursuit from the taxidermist. I mean, they were going to a con-frence.
Furries were also my first thought when he mentioned the con. It could have a lot of potential, a shame they didn’t use it
"Me play bad game" potentially the greatest video title of 2020
I love how you got scared, turned 360 degrees and ran straignt into the murder
The character has some kind of camera twitch when he sees the killer/wolf. I think it either negated his attempt to turn 180 or a synchronized reaction caused him to overcompensate.
It was extremely funny
We all want good horror games, but begginers can't be choosers.
This seems like a concept that could be really scary. I kind of liked that there were two characters, and that the wife could have been over looked. Doing that lets the player be killed, and you could even make it so one monster perma-deaths you so that you REALLY try and avoid it. And you could have in-game hints to allude to that and build tension.
I also liked the little cutscene when you start over again. It's disorienting and could probably be played with to add in some additional scares.
The premise of this being a Most Dangerous Game situation was kind of meh. And not really used to great effect because the previous victims weren't displayed like trophies. I think a better direction would have been that people were scouted out and then lured to be used for the next model. I'm not totally sure how to lure them there. Maybe it could be a vacation destination that's mostly reputable but occasionally the owner finds people to add to their 'collection'? And the house could have sets built to fake photographs of the victims still being alive and that's part of how the killer hasn't been caught.
You could even make it ambiguous whether the taxidermied animals are actually alive and all supernatural or if your fear is just making you see things. And there could be 'unreal' models to stitched together from other animals and described as having oddly human like features maybe?
J̵̄a̱c͟r̶ā͞d̵ you need to be making games or writing movies
Man, if you had been directing this game, John might’ve been saying “So, guys, that was Taxidermy. Uh... that was a fun game. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good.”
@@offbrandbiscuit nah he would have been like: "Uh... Yeah that was good, uh... Yeah."
Well, the MC was lured because he didn't get the product he ordered, so I imagine that's how the others were lured.
@@SenorMeinKrafter Sure, and it's an okay explanation, but it's not a very selective approach, which is what I'd rather see. Like the taxidermist is basically getting a small set of random victims in the game and likely wouldn't get to be very choosy with who they get.
Which is why the vacation idea came to mind, since it's a fairly unassuming setting that tends to have lots of people coming and going for crowd watching.
The Man. The Myth. Fernando Tittz
Lol I laughed so hard at that name. Guess I'm childish. Only name that would have been better is Dewey Fartz
Dont forget his son/TMNT Rafael Tittz!
He was at the bottom on the credits under Special Thanks.
@@wednesdayaddams9709 how do you know it haha
@sREUDIAN fLIP they thought she would be better as a taxidermied statue.
@@wednesdayaddams9709 Its his brother lol I know them
The wife literally saved both of their asses, yet the creators still couldn't have bothered to give her a name other than "Alex's wife" :/
Who told the developer that the sound of "clapped-out train dragging itself through a very large blender" is the most frightening sound ever?
That’s something else puppet combo does
"Clapped out train" lol. Very unique insult.
sounds like Pans clapping together while someone walks on a carpet and bangs a piano with a hammer
These vegan games are getting out of hand
Must kill all vegans
Damned *Zoeaphilias*
@@TJ-xj7rr they probably have good meat 😋
@Linda Vernon How can you tell when someone's a vegan? They'll tell you. Ba-dum-tish. :P
legalize homicide haha
Someone worked on this for 7 hours and thought "This. This is beautiful"
@SEENU if this took him 7 hrs i suggest he should revaluate his life abit, considering all the assets used is from the asset store. The "fire" in the fireplace is unreals starter pack fire but scaled down, which u shouldt scale because then it looks wierd. and all the animals are in their default pose, and if they are gonna be static like they are, you could simply make a quick pose for them inside the engine, so this is a really bad work
The background looks like the dev took it from Siren Head. Probably did take it
The only thing that was beautiful about it was the bathroom music
Actualy I spent more than 7 months, making game is not that easy...
@@kapirot9279 yeah like story adventure template that you used from the unreal marketplace still as asset flip to me.
"isnt part of taxidermy to drain the animal of all fluids?"
actually, the inside of taxidermy animals is merely rope, structural support wires and filling, or if done with modern 'molds', a type of plastic.
all you use of the animal is the skin, and the eyes are often glass replicas. in some cases, even the nose has to be replaced with a fake,
and for birds usually the skull remains inside the finished taxidermy, because of the beak.
Korwynze And I assume the fur attached to the skin? How do they stop it from moulding? Formaldehyde?
@@Roadent1241 yes, the fur (and in bird cases, feathers) are attached to the skin. there are certain chemicals you can purchase especially for the 'tanning' of hides as they call it. most of the process however, is done with SALT.
you cant tan a hide with only the chemicals, and you cant tan a hide with only the salt.
you will need both for a good result.
there are different chemicals for different creatures. as bird skin and boar skin is very different you need different types of the chemicals.
@@korwynze6288 Fair enough. Does the for stay consistent to how it felt when the creature was alive? I was taught never to touch my friends' taxi'd animals because germs and bugs.
@@Roadent1241 if done by a professional, the fur or feathers will remain beautiful and proper. taxidermy animals do not have germs and bugs if done by professionals, due to most of the germs being destroyed and bugs will die, and not come back, due to most bugs being there for the blood and not the fur. which the taxidermy will not have. its also worth mentioning that taxidermy animals only need to be carefully dusted off, and occasionally use a damp cotton swab to clean the glass eyes.
@@korwynze6288 Thanks for alleviating my worries about that finally.
John: Why you guys tell me to play this?
Guys: Ahh because we love to watch you play games that are so bad that it's funny
Or games that are so bad it's not even funny ... It's just painful to watch.
I thought he did it out of free will
Lol
@@donnieburnett4622 To be fair he probably didn't actually know this game would be bad but idk. I heard before that he doesn't mind playing these games but I get tired of the bad games and agree with Awkward OrangeDrawz and I actually would like to see John playing better horror games that are suggested as it's pretty painful at times to watch almost all the time for him to play bad games. (I do come here to watch John for John though)
"Me Play Bad Game"'s counter is Me Watch John Play Bad Game
Whenever a Monster follows you it sounds like somebody tries to reimagine the Silent Hill 1 OST by banging two saucepans together.
This is a different kind of Rusty Lake , Mr.Crow has beefed up since the last time we saw him
Kappadaniel been bench pressing some corrupted souls
Mr. Crow in the streets
ｃ ｒ ｏ ｗ ｄ ａ ｄ ｄ ｙ in the sheets
Señor MeinKrafter2020 Crowdaddy out here stealing Mr. Deer’s Dear
@@SenorMeinKrafter this is funnier than it has any right to be
Alex the protagonist: she can read Russian and wield a gun, THAT'S MY WIFE!
She's gonna be one hell of a babushka one day
"I know you guys are sickos."
**SLAANESHI NOISES INTENSIFY**
PRAISE SLAANESH
Yes, Inquisitor, this post right here.
*pulls out glock* Nigga what you say?
commence exterminatus, unleash the cyclonic torpedo
the chromatic aberration is insane
I thought I was crazy for thinking that it was bad. Some of it is far too intense. It kinda gives me a headache... And that's crazy because I stare at a screen all day without issue 😅
True, it gives my eyes a weird sensation, almost a pain lmao
Chromatic aberration sounds like a name for a metal band
It makes my eyes feel numb for whatever reason
@sREUDIAN fLIP haha
Baby's first Puppet Combo
"Hey, what's up?" - *Dies* lmao
john: [gently bopping, to and fro] to steve... im fixing the sewer door...
Game: Called 'Taxidermy'
Character: *has spent all day at a convention*
Me: I swear to god if this is a furry horror game
No, that’s FNAF.
Gordon Doom what’s wrong with it being a furry horror game?
AzER cause it’s a furry horror game
The chromatic aberration made my eyes hurt & gave me a headache making me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork 10/10 would suffer again :))
"haha hey what's up -"
*jumps into water and immediately dies*
never change john
"Me play bad game" well I'm sold
That death when ur reading the third step is the funniest thing I’ve ever experienced
The way he looked around when he heard the footsteps
Now comes -
...
Now-- *HUAAAAAGGGHHHHH*
Jim Pickens Basement Simulator
@@nunaalsoknownasohare6388 me neither? all hail?
26:03 i fucking lost it when the fucking wolf walked in while u were trying to close the door i was literally fucking wheezing I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT
EDIT:
Taxidermy is a small re-curring horror trope, but it would be kinda interestin to see a horror game in which the utilised the uncanny nature of *bad* taxidermy. It's usually the taxidermist thats the killer. Why not the taxidermy itself?
I can totally see weirdly disproportioned realistic bug-eyed foxes and birds breaking out of their glass cabinets to come after you, spilling their fluff and drooping about like zombies. It could be like an ultimate creepy combination of killer animals and possessed dolls. Just a fun thing to think about.
That would be an awesome game to play. But how is it an overused trope? Until now I haven't watched or played any movies or games which had taxidermy in them.
@@marcusporter3336 Just an assumption but this is what I've been exposed to the Land Lady from Tales Of The Unexpected stuffs guests, The film Taxidermia has a man who stuffs and decapitates himself, The Taxidermist from the Heavy Rain dlc stuffs innocent women for his sexual pleasure. I guess it coincides similarly to something like house of wax, killing people and setting them up for display. I shouldn't say *overused*, I'm thinking more thematically popular with themes of possession and objectification which you see a lot of in horror media.
It would be cool but it would be hard to pull off.
@@williamhanekom9882
I'm really bothered by how many people seem to think taxidermy is "stuffing an animal".
It's putting the skin of an animal over a body mold.
John please make sure you put in your description this is an AD. It's very deceiving because we all know this is sponsored by PETA
hey mann i'm fernando tittz, yeah that's right hahaha
too bad my english is that bad... By the way I enjoyed your gameplay and I see that you ...kinda... enjoyed the game also, I understand that the game doesn't work as good as an triple A game or a very sharp indie game. the overall is not that much but that's my first release, and i kinda did like 98% of all this alone, everyone needs a first step, and this game is mine on the indie industry, btw thanks for playing, for the video and also the critics! I appreciate it! And yeah, that's my real name, even here in brazil people joke at me, but i also think it's funny hahahaha
Dude, if you really are the creator of this game... all I can say is, keep trying.
I mean, yeah, it was a pretty bad game, but you did make John smile nonetheless. And he did have a little bit of fun, that was evident in his reactions.
Nobody starts out in a creative field by putting out masterpieces. Unless you're a prodigy.
Hell, most people start out with pretty bad stuff, or if they're lucky, just with mediocre stuff.
If you actually are serious about pursuing this kind of creative work, you should know that there will be a lot of times when you'll feel like you've failed.
And you most likely will fail a lot, it's natural.
What matters is to learn from those failures, so that your next game will be better.
That's the difference between amators and professionals: you gottta' keep trying, no matter how bad you feel about your own work, and you have to keep learning
@@Alexandra.AI. Yeah, you're right man! Thanks for the words!
Gotta tell you, that even though this wasn’t the “Greatest Indie Game of All Time” I still really enjoyed the play through. Especially on Dashie’s channel, whose audience is more geared to having fun. John and a lot of his audience are elitist pricks. His content is based on criticism and in some cases, kicking down. But a critic isn’t a creator, and you did most the work by yourself. If anything, it illustrates how talented small teams need to be in order to create these great indie games we have today, and why professionals are employed by big developers. You’ve put out a real game, bad or not, and that’s something to be proud of. People think that FNAF and Slender are bad games. You’ll never make something that’s good enough for everyone, so focus only on making yourself better. Get your maps more organized and ask someone to proofread your English. Get focused on your work, and never give up on your dreams. You’re doing more than 90% of people who dream of making video games with Taxidermy alone. Study some of the maps you like, and practice making layouts for a month or two just to get better at making things more realistic (if that’s what you’re going for).
Best regards,
And thank you for sharing your work with us,
@@technojoy-detroit9130 Wow man, thanks a lot for the words, that means a lot to me! Also thanks for the feedback, I'm always trying to get better and better
I honestly just had this video in the background and wasn't really paying attention until I heard Fernando Tittz.
BRUH I KNOW DAMN WELL ZOOPHILIA WASNT A TAB IN THE INTRNET EXPLORER OOOOH MY GOD
This game is so confused what it wants to be. You can also tell John was "over this game" around 2min. lololol
Wow this is pretty original I’ve never seen you play bad game before
Benjamin Ramsey Did you not see the quotation marks?
Man how refreshing about something actually good that makes my insides burn.
Nobody:
That picture frame: *I'm Steve ;)*
Man the new puppet combo game sure looks promising
really digging the description john i love you
lesbian gaige its very descriptive
"I'm trying to get to [zoophilia]" -John
John is slowly going insane due to bad games, he didn't put a full sentence in the title
what's with all the chromatic aberration? two seconds in and my eyes are already starting to hurt
The run animation at the start plus the chromatic aberration could be motion sickness the simulation
Holy shit, John made a Strong Bad E-Mails reference.
I feel old...
Yeah I laughed and then I was like aww I'm old lol
I do like though how the wife is a badass instead of just a part of the man's tragic backstory, you don't see that often.
Am I the only one who was bracing themselves when he opened the door and the woman with a fox head was standing there, expecting her to suddenly attack?
18:08
You know you're a cute little heart breaker, Foxy, yeah
And you know you're a sweet little love maker, Foxy laaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyy
"We all know that there are several animals on earth." Yeah, like... two or three, but not any more than that. There would be too many, then.
John turned into a caveman: “me like pizza time! Me like bad games! Me a CZcamsr!”
Haha, he played a bad horror game! I'm satisfied now.
Fernando Tittz is now going to be my character name in games forever...
They had so much potential for a good story with a concept as interesting and simultaneously off putting as taxidermy. I mean, you're flaying the hide of a dead creature and stretching over a solid core to make it look like a ferocious beast. What's more horrifying than being the subject of that gruesome process?
The only good thing about this game was the reverse trope, the badass wife rescuing the kinda useless husband (you can't even swim? boooo)
John: “...we’re like an action hero”
Me: “Nah, you’re just russian”
This hurts my eyes...
Oh man, I think HomestarRunner was one of the only memes/series of old that actually aged well. Teen Girl Squad is *still* unbelievably quotable and funny. Same iwth the StrongBad E-mails.
****THE SYSTEM! IS DOWN! THE SYSTEM! IS DOWN! THE SYSTEM! IS DOWN! DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN****
Oddly, Morrowind memes are still going strong after nearly 20 years. Not that I'm complaining.
Me enjoyed play through of bad game, made me laugh many times.
HEY NOW JOHN. I'm twenty-nine and I clearly remember Trogdor, gimme a little more credit then that.
The wife locked in a facepalming position at the start perfectly summarizes this game.
15:00 Something funny about that smile fading away from the water death.
I am under the age of thirty-two and appreciate your explaining the reference :)
Also yes the video title immediately made me want to watch this. Excellent self-awareness, John
*video has 20 comments*
Me: can I see them?
CZcams: 🖕🏻🖕🏻
(Edit: even tho the game is awful you make it enjoyable haha hope you’re feeling better. Sending love to you and Kimmy!) 🤘🏼❤️
This is such a wholesome comment i love it
Next title's gonna be "bad game me play you watch"
Tittz the way you said that at the end just cracked me up 😂 also that first death with step 3 text. Dont worry, i shat myself too, luckily i was wearing my brown pants.
“Internet - Zoophilia” Uhhhhh...
im so high and i laughed at the title of this video for like 5 minutes lol
John: *"Weird crow, it's missing an eye"*
Also John: *"We look for a **_raven_** eye to put inside-"*
Can you imagine a job interview with a name like that?
- So what is your name?
- Fernando.
- I can't go around calling you by your first name! What is your last name?
- Tittz.
...
- So Fernando, why did you decide to come to us today?
I am most certainly sure that you do *not* want to switch over to "Internet - Zoophilia"
I’m glad you mentioned at the end how you had fun playing because the entire time I was thinking how entertaining this was to watch. Definitely some Northbury Grove feels, especially when you would get that excited giggle and run away from the enemy!
10:23 we already have a contender for a "best moments of 2020" compilation and the year is young!
It's really wierd but depiction of handgun fire in this game is really feels superior and a lot better than many of actual gun-play FPS game
“i’m gonna believe that that’s your real name”
lmfao
"Hey John, It's guys" Never gets old , just saying lol
Me: *Sees the word taxidermy*
Me: Yes
John, I just want to say that I love your videos a lot and they really make me happy when I feel down. I sometimes play your videos in the background when I play games that are grindy and has music that only plays once in a while. Sometimes music is a little too loud or overwhelming for me because I'm autistic, but your humor and voice is really great to listen to. Thanks for the content, John!
30:04 why does the dying sound effect sound so pornographic lmao
Lmao didnt even catch that until you pointed it out
Boy, this game is the Tittz!
Great title, awful house, hilarious bad guys, thanks John.
18:09 "Damn, girl you looking pretty foxy"
8:28 - Does he using a high heels shoes? Man, alright.
15:06 just that shift from John being slightly amused to just disbelief is just amazing to watch.
Im nervous, never been so early. John you’re cute
10/10 would take john out to dinner
Ur losin them bro....... ur losing ur subscribers......
oh wow we are early
whoa buddy i wish i had your confidence lmao
ur all a bunch of confident people, cheers lmao
I saw him walking towards the stairs to kill you when you hadn't even seen him yet. I knew he was going to attack you..but it still scared me when he did. My spoon flew into the air and now I have sour cream and beans all over my pants. 😂 it's alright though. I'll just keep watching you and eating my taco salad XD
Definitely fun! Hopefully we get another game from Tittz for comparison
100% not a sentence i ever expected
I really love your plays and videos John, I'm so glad I found you!
Cheers~
The blur effect genuinely made my eyes hurt
Everytime I see John playing a game that requires platforming, I always remember his playthrough of Cry of Fear. That nearly drove him over the edge!
When you met the girl with the fox head totally missed the notion of saying she looked foxy
To think of it, the whole story does look like you're sleeping and having a nightmare. There are weird things chasing you, but they can't get you in a specific room, the whole building is structured without any logic, but doors and buttons kinda work, weird traps, falling in the water "kills" you, strange dialogue etc.
When John said he “found the item” he literally scared the shit out of me I thought he was an enemy
When you're exactly 32 and get John's Homestar reference. Noice
I'm 37, but I still didn't get the email joke reference... 🤷🏻♀️
Honestly I don't see why anybody would be surprised at someone attacking someone who came into their house unannounced and began rummaging through their stuff, taking anything that they please.
"This wolf is also... 'On Patrol'..." - the moment I unsubbed just so I could resub
That is one abstract house. Lovecraftian game makers should learn from this guy
This is perfect, John! I can feel your love for us with that title. Was laughing like a maniac throughout this play through. Your patience and tolerance paid off, thank you!
John’s laugh at 16:46 is magical 😂 serotonin BOOST