100 Days Cheating on my Wife (in Stardew Valley)

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  • čas přidán 31. 12. 2022
  • in stardew btw
    my second channel -@red2m860
    thanks for watching pls sub 20k soon!1!!!1
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Komentáře • 469

  • @evanhinckley9323
    @evanhinckley9323 Před rokem +3203

    When I clicked on this video I got an ad for a divorce lawyer 💀💀💀

    • @REDtm
      @REDtm  Před rokem +484

      there’s actually no way

    • @nabnatt
      @nabnatt Před rokem +54

      that's awesome

    • @yumotyumbot
      @yumotyumbot Před rokem +88

      I got one for engagement rings

    • @unbroken8783
      @unbroken8783 Před rokem +36

      @@REDtm you are gonna need it now😂

    • @Yanzinator
      @Yanzinator Před rokem +27

      "targeted" ads

  • @riverashe1262
    @riverashe1262 Před rokem +2619

    You can also get the good endings of these by having a rabbit's foot in your pocket before you go in :)

    • @JIshskaka
      @JIshskaka Před rokem +16

      Wdym...

    • @riverashe1262
      @riverashe1262 Před rokem +536

      @Basil Venetian if you have the rabbits foot, the group of guys and/or girls will not confront you about your polyamory and will instead invite you to join them for the dinner or fun! You won't lose any hearts and will keep them all as partners as well.

    • @maisiemayhem6697
      @maisiemayhem6697 Před rokem +113

      @@riverashe1262 omfg it worked

    • @MrZig-Zag
      @MrZig-Zag Před rokem +25

      @@maisiemayhem6697 you’re joking...?

    • @maisiemayhem6697
      @maisiemayhem6697 Před rokem +88

      @@MrZig-Zag No, it actually works

  • @sunnysducks
    @sunnysducks Před rokem +194

    after being haunted by shanes alcoholism i gave him a beer killed me 💀

  • @esmeemmett9486
    @esmeemmett9486 Před rokem +117

    "i told him to stop smoking"
    Thats the best line somebody could say with a straight face, voice acting like they are a teacher

  • @laraschroeder5195
    @laraschroeder5195 Před rokem +1248

    Elliott really is a high maintenance husband lmao

    • @RNGclips_
      @RNGclips_ Před rokem +3

      Exactly

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 Před rokem +56

      From the subtext of his dialogue I would infer that he's got super rich parents and is essentially a rich kid play-acting as a slumming artist. He probably read somewhere that suffering and sacrifice leads to better art - so he gave up nothing that mattered to him and just the stuff that wasn't a real sacrifice. As expected, his "art" turns out extremely shallow and derivative.

    • @eggyboi4107
      @eggyboi4107 Před rokem +1

      @@DrZaius3141 Don't you ever slander my boi. He came here because he wanted to be a writer and was hated on for his dream. so he left home to live in a shack away from his family. He then stops sleeping so that he can continue his dream and is accepting of how he isn't the best writer. He even makes he book off of what you like most, not what he wanted. These are all facts, the stuff you say are because he "looks snobby." Stop using a toxic stereotype for people who look close to my boi. You Elliott haters make me sick.

    • @Thisplaceisaprison3912
      @Thisplaceisaprison3912 Před rokem +15

      I divorced him after he never helped. He would say he fed the animals when I have auto feeders. Lazy bum!

    • @wispy3171
      @wispy3171 Před 8 měsíci +7

      High maintenance boyfriend too.. Ignored homie for like a year and I'm back down to zero hearts and it's like pulling teeth getting them back up

  • @MazerTime
    @MazerTime Před rokem +466

    I love the stardew comunity is either nonstop slingshot, bombs everywhere- or slingshot straight for the trash, no inbetwin

    • @officiallygolden4084
      @officiallygolden4084 Před rokem +15

      I actually put mine in a chest

    • @officiallygolden4084
      @officiallygolden4084 Před rokem +33

      It's to shoot the villagers when they piss me off

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 Před rokem +10

      @@officiallygolden4084 ah, an intellectual I see

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep Před rokem +2

      It's only good for mining not it's intended purpose

    • @itmekai
      @itmekai Před rokem

      @@officiallygolden4084 i shoot mayor lewis all the time

  • @jayAAlves
    @jayAAlves Před 7 měsíci +102

    "The horrible thoughts of Shane's alcohol problem still haunted the next morning....
    So I gave him a beer"
    I can't lol

  • @adammaths943
    @adammaths943 Před rokem +1480

    OMG YOU SPENT 100 DAYS AS MY DAD???? 😱😱😱😱💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @alysker
    @alysker Před rokem +255

    Ah yes why would you give them bouquets when you can give them banquets

    • @REDtm
      @REDtm  Před rokem +65

      i speak then english language

  • @They_Call_Me_HeartFace
    @They_Call_Me_HeartFace Před rokem +233

    Its pretty amazing that the only one who said yes during the flower dance was the same girl that could be the most egoist, disliking, superficial one of the entire town at first meet.
    Also, gotta say the entire video is top tier comedy man. Its amazing.

    • @krittintheidiot703
      @krittintheidiot703 Před rokem +1

      wtf egoist??? like in blue lock?????

    • @They_Call_Me_HeartFace
      @They_Call_Me_HeartFace Před rokem +10

      @@krittintheidiot703 No no, not even close.
      I couldn't explain that worse, i mean she seems to love herself and only her, making bad quotes about you and everything until the first 2 hearts i think.

    • @MaureenLongoriaTheOneAndOnly
      @MaureenLongoriaTheOneAndOnly Před rokem +10

      I think Haley is the only one possible to dance with on year 1, because her birthday is so early in the year

    • @They_Call_Me_HeartFace
      @They_Call_Me_HeartFace Před rokem +2

      @@MaureenLongoriaTheOneAndOnly pretty much and for me it feels kinda ironic but nice move.

  • @bruhchannel1216
    @bruhchannel1216 Před 6 měsíci +6

    "carefully avoiding the homeless man." bro

  • @seainnale
    @seainnale Před rokem +443

    This was actually one of the best stardew videos I’ve ever watched I’m not kidding this kept me so entertained and makes me wanna play again 😭

  • @AverseGold6
    @AverseGold6 Před rokem +364

    The corn is (6,3) at 19:54 and (13,5) at 22:41 and (7,2) at 23:57

  • @joemjoem9855
    @joemjoem9855 Před rokem +50

    Shane still haunted me so i gave him a beer 💀💀🤡🤡

  • @REDtm
    @REDtm  Před rokem +702

    smh didnt date linus

    • @lol4929
      @lol4929 Před rokem +38

      smh didn’t date clint

    • @yvellxoxo
      @yvellxoxo Před rokem +40

      smh didnt date Mr Qi

    • @Fishgato
      @Fishgato Před rokem +28

      smh didn't date Sandy

    • @H_God
      @H_God Před rokem +26

      SMH didnt date krobus

    • @lovemycats2009
      @lovemycats2009 Před rokem +16

      smh didn’t date robin

  • @yui8970
    @yui8970 Před rokem +21

    14:44 the horrible thought of Shane's alcohol problem still haunted me the next morning...😔
    Anyways🙄
    *gives beer to Shane*

  • @wheresmyocarina
    @wheresmyocarina Před rokem +76

    your editing style made me laugh like an idiot, also! your're so good at stardew, DAMN

  • @epicdude1817
    @epicdude1817 Před rokem +31

    Up Next: 100 Days Sleeping on the Couch

  • @bawssy8392
    @bawssy8392 Před rokem +54

    Can't wait for the real life version!

  • @b4d_k4rma96
    @b4d_k4rma96 Před 6 měsíci +3

    "The horrible thoughts of Shane's alcohol problems still haunted me the next morning....... So i gave him a beer" seems a little contradictory 💀

  • @yvellxoxo
    @yvellxoxo Před rokem +40

    W RED, THE GIGACHAD WHO DID WHAT US OTHER MEN CANT DO. GET GIRLS. (AND BOYS)

  • @Jords250
    @Jords250 Před rokem +63

    actually busted out laughing at the slingshot part

  • @Kristen2245
    @Kristen2245 Před rokem +15

    OMG the ear r@p3 on animal names and the stardrop made me forget how to breathe this is the best video of a Stardew challenge I've seen a minute that I've watched completely!

  • @Theapeswillescape
    @Theapeswillescape Před 8 měsíci +4

    "The horrible thought of shanes alcohol problem haunted me the next morning"
    So you gave him a beer

  • @albertfanmingo
    @albertfanmingo Před rokem +36

    Cool video! Can’t wait for the sequel, “100 Days Cheating on my Wife”!

    • @REDtm
      @REDtm  Před rokem +27

      she will spend 100 days filing for divorce

    • @MrChummington
      @MrChummington Před rokem +5

      100 days finding Saul Goodman.

  • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz4645

    I actually enjoyed this sm 😭 your commentary is top notch bro 💀

  • @sonyafonger3456
    @sonyafonger3456 Před rokem +4

    I got a special diolouge from sebs: we were already married and i starded dating Sam=
    he said
    "I heard about the secret gift you gave to sam. should i suspect you?" or something along those lines

  • @bruh-js7tz
    @bruh-js7tz Před rokem +23

    NOOO NOT THE COLONEL SANDERS GAME-

    • @REDtm
      @REDtm  Před rokem +16

      ay how you recognizing it 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

    • @bruh-js7tz
      @bruh-js7tz Před rokem +6

      @@REDtm uhh 😰😰😰

    • @ketchup2717
      @ketchup2717 Před rokem

  • @mellowglowsquid6878
    @mellowglowsquid6878 Před rokem +27

    The first time I saw Shane’s cutscenes I yelled “My wholesome game found me irl”

  • @gabrielaespinoza5335
    @gabrielaespinoza5335 Před rokem +12

    I love ur videos u literally have my humor ur so funny😂 I love watching u! I also subbed. keep up ur work!💙

  • @marbleherogaming735
    @marbleherogaming735 Před rokem +8

    "Come out Sam, I have an egg Sam"

  • @itsnotwolf
    @itsnotwolf Před rokem +5

    I haven’t watched ur videos in ages and I was bored so I started watching now I am hooked❤. Best commentary ever

  • @sr.hellcat7484
    @sr.hellcat7484 Před rokem +7

    Hope you keep making videos like this I’m sure you’re going too get far in CZcams ❤

  • @anacastaneda6960
    @anacastaneda6960 Před 7 měsíci +1

    NOT the slingshot straight into the trash 😂 I thought I was the only one who never used it

  • @Isis0914
    @Isis0914 Před rokem +5

    NEW FAVORITE STARDEW CZcamsR!!!! loved the video youve got my sub

  • @gun3881
    @gun3881 Před rokem +6

    bro had no clue sebastian leaves his room at 3 Pm every day.

  • @lazariayona2342
    @lazariayona2342 Před rokem +13

    Your voice changing is enjoyable and your light jokes are fun

  • @tristanlang8555
    @tristanlang8555 Před rokem +3

    First missing corn: look at the second sprinkler from the left on the bottom row, top right corn stalk beside it.
    Second missing corn: far right sprinkler second from the bottom, left corn stalk beside it.
    Third missing corn: bottom row, middle sprinkler, left corn stalk.

  • @cookiehatkingdom
    @cookiehatkingdom Před rokem +11

    Ok but.... A thought crossed my mind while I was watching this. WHO THE HECK PAYS FOR THE WEDDINGS?! Like I know the farmer pays for the bouquet and the wedding amulet and the house renovation and stuff but what else? I know the logical response, which is that your bride/groom-to-be pays for it, right? When you're marrying Penny... yeah, no, that isn't an option. She can barely afford her mother's dinking habits, she doesn't also need a wedding on the financial plate. So, assuming you're marrying Penny (this could apply to any other marriage candidate, but we're using Penny because she can't afford the costs and she has a legitimately good reason for her lack of wealth. Harvey kind of does too, considering the clinic doesn't do well, but Penny was the first thing that came to mind) there is literally nobody to pay. And the farmer clearly doesn't pay, because no gold is seemingly coughed up. Just everything we see in-game, it's an arch, a couple of outfits, some confetti, yeah, that's it. Still, arches are pretty expensive. Yes, they might reuse old stuff from previous marriages, but the outfits. Who last wore this outfit?! How old is it?! And then you consider same-gender couples. Considering the amount of houses, an general context clues, I think all the marriages up until the farmer, or up until sometime after the farmer, were all straight ones. Which is really bad when you're trying to recycle outfits. You imagine the upcoming wedding, you get the outfits and oops, turns out you need two bridal gowns and two tuxedos. And even though a single pizza is worth six cabins, you can't tell me all this comes for free.

  • @MollyHJohns
    @MollyHJohns Před rokem +21

    Putting Elliott, my forever husband, in your thumbnail is your successful clickbait indeed. Now I'm-

  • @pink_yoshi
    @pink_yoshi Před 7 měsíci +4

    No way I just spent 30 minutes watching a guy trying to cheat on the entire town

  • @MeHaveDonuts
    @MeHaveDonuts Před rokem +3

    The scariest thing they do to you for cheating on all of em...is the cold shoulder...lol

  • @emmnic
    @emmnic Před 4 měsíci

    "...meeting Evelyn... a train... Gus, and Pam". I absolutely lost it here

  • @moon_sprout4525
    @moon_sprout4525 Před rokem

    I’ve been recommended this video a million times istg so now I’m finally watching it I was recommend it like 3 days after this was posted it’s become an inside joke between my friends

  • @C_Witch
    @C_Witch Před 7 měsíci +1

    "I hate this man with a passion!" I have never related to something so much I HATE Pierre

  • @therandoms711
    @therandoms711 Před rokem

    Just so you know im here when you are at 8.5k subs because your gonna get big!

  • @SavageJarJar
    @SavageJarJar Před rokem +1

    thats a pretty epic video idea, though ive never seen stardew valley gameplay. i make an exception now

  • @Paws_in_the_grass
    @Paws_in_the_grass Před 8 měsíci +2

    You should have kept a few strawberries, they are one of Marus favorite things!

  • @DestinyYlisse
    @DestinyYlisse Před 9 měsíci +2

    I got auto grabbers, they help collect everything. I also have a greenhouse, so I farm year round.

  • @AJ_Jizzle_magical_fart_machine

    the way he said mayonnaise reminds me of Patrick Star lol (no hate tho this vid was super funny and cool :D )

  • @M0kA.
    @M0kA. Před rokem +8

    _* good, you're getting more based by the day*_

  • @maxogmagnusfrkjr4490
    @maxogmagnusfrkjr4490 Před rokem +4

    Why is this the first video I have seen on this game😂😂😂

  • @Qu4ckrec0rdzz
    @Qu4ckrec0rdzz Před rokem +4

    Love how he has to add ( in stardew valley ) 💀

  • @kimberlym4490
    @kimberlym4490 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This is the most funniest video I've ever seen creepy it up ❤

  • @EvanBear
    @EvanBear Před rokem +1

    "Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?" 😂

  • @d3en1s
    @d3en1s Před 9 měsíci +2

    7:20 suspicious behavior is indeed very suspicious

  • @CheeseSoup75
    @CheeseSoup75 Před rokem

    This was so good!!! you need more subs!!

  • @Dysue
    @Dysue Před rokem +2

    19:54 Poor corn sitting there all alone.

  • @bigyoshi4555
    @bigyoshi4555 Před rokem +1

    bro i cant stop laughing bcuz how he talks, its like "I went down to [fish]"

  • @paszerine
    @paszerine Před rokem

    This is my favorite Stardew Valley video I'm not even kidding

  • @LootinandScootin
    @LootinandScootin Před rokem +3

    14:41 got me lmao

  • @picrigg1913
    @picrigg1913 Před rokem +2

    This earned a sub from me, top tier vid

  • @burgirman7415
    @burgirman7415 Před rokem +6

    Bro became a microvave💀🗿

  • @catgunn5408
    @catgunn5408 Před rokem

    When you trashed the slingshot i felt that XD

  • @ERROR10188
    @ERROR10188 Před 5 měsíci

    Riding of in to the night we stud at a cliff loving the view i told him to stop smoking
    Really good

  • @friedboytastegood8557
    @friedboytastegood8557 Před rokem +2

    19:55 you're corn was on the 10th row in the sixth spot

  • @reiderfanni3353
    @reiderfanni3353 Před rokem +1

    19:54 : go to the 3rd line of sprinklers, and then at the snd one go 2 down and 1 right :)

  • @ryusuki
    @ryusuki Před rokem +3

    "Narrowly avoided a child"

  • @emoboyyx
    @emoboyyx Před 4 měsíci

    this cured my miniature depression after stardew deleted my 20hr grind save file

  • @johnnydracaena6052
    @johnnydracaena6052 Před 11 měsíci +2

    19:54 thé last corn in a few rows below the goat; it’s on the third row from the bottom

  • @gunnar314
    @gunnar314 Před rokem +1

    12:23 robin not there i had same reaction 😂

  • @theshadowking3198
    @theshadowking3198 Před rokem

    Mara is such a golddigger all her favorite gifts are gold diamonds and irudium

  • @mahasimamin1814
    @mahasimamin1814 Před rokem +2

    You are heading in the golden boots

  • @MrChummington
    @MrChummington Před rokem +1

    This is a Dangerouslyfunny moment.

  • @lyricaelov9246
    @lyricaelov9246 Před rokem

    bro that sling shot part was so true

  • @StarrLights
    @StarrLights Před rokem

    26:52 there’s also a Gus in the right stands :D
    he’s obv not a bachelor but I noticed him before Alex xD

  • @lollllolll.
    @lollllolll. Před rokem

    Finally a 100 day video to which i can relate

  • @okita3622
    @okita3622 Před rokem

    I subscribe to you today wonderful videos good job

  • @ryurohiro
    @ryurohiro Před rokem

    well, i never thought id see this in my lifetime..

  • @shinatina2466
    @shinatina2466 Před rokem

    Second from the bottom on the right is the corn. 6 tiles up 2 across

  • @nathanhodge2199
    @nathanhodge2199 Před rokem +2

    6 across, down 10 corn location 19:53. 2nd corn 13 across, down 8 22:41. 3rd corn 7 across, down 11.

  • @brittguthrie159
    @brittguthrie159 Před rokem +1

    22:41 last corn is thirteen spaces right and five up
    23:58 that other corn is seven spaces right and two up

  • @james-xj5dk
    @james-xj5dk Před rokem +12

    bros the rizzard of oz fr

    • @james-xj5dk
      @james-xj5dk Před rokem +3

      dan game corp could only dream of such status

  • @yoyodada230
    @yoyodada230 Před rokem +1

    Da man fishin is in da bush on da left now gimme my MONE

  • @BaldDougClips
    @BaldDougClips Před 8 měsíci

    You don’t need 2 of the same barn you can put any animal in any barn if you have them unlocked

  • @Macher-hans
    @Macher-hans Před rokem

    "i have an egg Sam" Thats what she said xd

  • @lemolea9571
    @lemolea9571 Před rokem +2

    this guy is derranged, two barns and a coop before a steel pickaxe?

  • @jiaunmew878
    @jiaunmew878 Před rokem

    You can just take the hay out from the bin just empty them. Continue cutting empty the bin. That’s how I got 3 thousand hay in my chest.

  • @just_v3rd4nt
    @just_v3rd4nt Před rokem +2

    20:14 made me spit out my water

  • @yeetsahoy7867
    @yeetsahoy7867 Před rokem

    Got an ad about a murder show before I could watch, think your wife may be plotting something

  • @zaineoakley5555
    @zaineoakley5555 Před 8 měsíci

    I once finished the monster slayer goal for grubs and didn’t get an ancient seed

  • @xir01
    @xir01 Před rokem +1

    Bro made his own harem

  • @GamerGirlBunny200
    @GamerGirlBunny200 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “Chopping stones”
    Me: 🫠

  • @anoshgeorge7973
    @anoshgeorge7973 Před rokem

    Most sane stardew valley player

  • @zaetoptrumpsyt
    @zaetoptrumpsyt Před 4 měsíci +1

    u wouldnt have gotten the cutscene if u had the luck rabbits foot

  • @smilemiles315
    @smilemiles315 Před rokem +1

    6th one from the bottom, third row from the right side

  • @Anime_editor591
    @Anime_editor591 Před rokem +1

    The man fishing is in the bush

  • @yuridelrosario8677
    @yuridelrosario8677 Před rokem +2

    DangerouslyFunny gameplay

  • @miyuinn
    @miyuinn Před rokem +1

    Yo u can get a good ending if u have a rabbits foot in ur pocket

  • @pokemata1035
    @pokemata1035 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Real life challenge next!