GET THIS CRAP OFF UR CAR!! - Cheugy Design 101

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  • čas přidán 21. 05. 2021
  • In this video we discuss all things design. Tshirts, car decals, mugs, merchandise. Funny/clever tshirts are great. The real problem are the basement goblins creating merchandise for humans. Only some of these designs are 'cheugy'... i think....i just think it's funny alright
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  • @robashton8606
    @robashton8606 Před 3 lety +13641

    "My dog _really, really_ wants you to know that I'm not gay."

  • @guhhpebur
    @guhhpebur Před 3 lety +2684

    "I cant be trusted with adult scissors and I shit myself, hood vibes"

  • @quintonthegamerthecool8686
    @quintonthegamerthecool8686 Před 3 lety +3979

    So nice of him to use his lunch break to inform us

  • @FishyFLCL
    @FishyFLCL Před 3 lety +1516

    " I can't be trusted with the lifes of Bosnian prisoners of war" put that on a shirt

  • @akinef7993
    @akinef7993 Před 3 lety +5863

    You seem like a perfect guest for this one show called Cold Ones

    • @dmaifred
      @dmaifred Před 3 lety +88

      He does visit Australia. I think he was here in Perth. But .... Covid

    • @centurionl
      @centurionl Před 3 lety +483

      @@dmaifred he actually was the one who spread it to Australia

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf Před 3 lety +197

      Yeah him and that one Asian guy who did a song with diplo

    • @akinef7993
      @akinef7993 Před 3 lety +52

      @@centurionl Roadkill clean up Bat edition (gone wrong)

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer Před 3 lety +42

      There's a Smoothy based game show he would be great on.

  • @CyclonePlays
    @CyclonePlays Před 3 lety +15275

    Dude! I saw you working at best buy! Thanks for helping me with my shopping! I hope you get the promotion!

    • @willcar3200
      @willcar3200 Před 3 lety +160

      Good to see you Cyclone

    • @pandiem
      @pandiem Před 3 lety +812

      hmm, if you say you saw him then that would indicate that you didn't interact with him, but you say he helped you with your shopping and that indicates that you did more than just see him....
      queue death note music

    • @sk8r_trsh551
      @sk8r_trsh551 Před 3 lety +223

      @@willcar3200 bro is on straight demon mode. Expose the lies bro

    • @HandleDeleted
      @HandleDeleted Před 3 lety +95

      So he actually works at best buy?

    • @awfuldemonspit6761
      @awfuldemonspit6761 Před 3 lety +18

      @@sk8r_trsh551 Fact. That man spittin'.

  • @chadd990
    @chadd990 Před 3 lety +124

    "I can't be trusted on the corner of 17th street and Main. There's an awkward right turn there and I always scrape my hubcaps on the foot high curb."

  • @audiotyresup
    @audiotyresup Před 2 lety +62

    The "I can't be trusted..." shirts reads to me not like they have a shopping problem there, but rather that they keep getting caught shoplifting there.
    The pimp one then translates to "Yeah, I'm a pissing in my pants." That just shows you have bad grammar, which ultimately shows your cheese is at least off center from your cracker, if not not even off it.

    • @gasmaskd9322
      @gasmaskd9322 Před rokem +1

      The pimp one could also mean you're italian

    • @hk-4738
      @hk-4738 Před rokem

      @@gasmaskd9322 Mama Mia! I'm-a pissing in my pants!
      You're right.

  • @cockk.
    @cockk. Před 3 lety +6210

    Man, seeing IDubbbez like this makes me want to go out, achieve a Degree in electrical matinence and automotive engines and work on elevators for the rest of my life.

  • @ashleynicole4545
    @ashleynicole4545 Před 3 lety +1692

    Aunts ex husband would wear ridiculous shirts like those all the time, he had one that said "FBI, federal booby inspector" and he had worn this to my grandma's funeral....let's just say he had more than a couple screws loose and was definitely wacked

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  Před 3 lety +820

      AHAHHAHAHAHA

    • @jazzoYT
      @jazzoYT Před 3 lety +439

      @@iDubbbzTV i can imagine you making this comment with the straightest face imaginable

    • @rexalley8397
      @rexalley8397 Před 3 lety +56

      That is THE single greatest thing and i aspire to be this fuckin crazy

    • @Wizard747
      @Wizard747 Před 3 lety +8

      @@jazzoYT lmao

    • @boi6002
      @boi6002 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Wizard747 if only I could drip as hard as him

  • @pyromaniac6504
    @pyromaniac6504 Před 3 lety +72

    "I cant be trusted at the Assisted living center"

  • @JoeOG
    @JoeOG Před 3 lety +44

    That reference to "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" really caught me off guard.

  • @MadDogMakesAnarchy
    @MadDogMakesAnarchy Před 3 lety +1557

    I want a shirt that has a skeleton with a gun that says “ born 2 shit forced 2 wipe”

  • @cheecheneg
    @cheecheneg Před 3 lety +652

    “Sometimes Walmart is a good barometer for what’s socially acceptable.”
    Sometimes.

    • @Crus0e
      @Crus0e Před 3 lety

      never expected to think that, very true

    • @Supergn0me
      @Supergn0me Před 3 lety +18

      I think it's a barometer for what is the baseline floor of acceptable, not the median

    • @StarryKnightsMJ
      @StarryKnightsMJ Před 3 lety

      Other times it's Walmart

  • @AirSofter241
    @AirSofter241 Před 3 lety +85

    “Definitely wear these shirts if you want your car to be vandalized”

  • @richpryor9650
    @richpryor9650 Před 3 lety +52

    "I laugh at Geico commercials"
    That's not a shirt idea, that's just the people who make these shirts.

    • @babysealsareyummy
      @babysealsareyummy Před 3 lety +4

      Shockingly accurate. “huHuhuHuhHuhhhhahuhhh da piggy in da kar go WEEEEEEEE duuhhuhuhuhuhuhahahaha”

  • @redstarplaysguitar8501
    @redstarplaysguitar8501 Před 3 lety +2083

    I want a shirt that says, “This Guy Likes to Rob Small Businesses”

    • @Velossitee
      @Velossitee Před 3 lety +17

      I want a shirt that says "Hi."

    • @angus5427
      @angus5427 Před 3 lety +76

      @Janis Joplin here comes the casual racism

    • @melonhead.
      @melonhead. Před 3 lety +49

      @@angus5427 yes because not supporting extremist organizations is racist

    • @TheCrappyRobot
      @TheCrappyRobot Před 3 lety +37

      @@angus5427 "I don't like to randomly attack people and loot small businesses."
      Dats waaaaasist!

    • @tylerschwarting2364
      @tylerschwarting2364 Před 3 lety

      😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @world_ender9500
    @world_ender9500 Před 3 lety +1972

    Ah yes, another episode in the “idubzz gradually transforms into walter white” chronicles

  • @Obizur
    @Obizur Před 3 lety +450

    one of my favs is "I'm not afraid of Hell. I've eaten at Arby's"

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony Před 2 lety +4

      " I'm so hungry I could eat at *Arby's* "

    • @audiotyresup
      @audiotyresup Před 2 lety +12

      "Arby's, we have your 'meat!'"

  • @Tlozier10
    @Tlozier10 Před 3 lety +142

    Lmfao “I can’t be trusted at mattress warehouse”😂😂

  • @googlepoodle5814
    @googlepoodle5814 Před 3 lety +2339

    I’m now selling “I can’t be trusted around Kindergartens” and they’re flying off the shelves!

    • @MrSoso1050
      @MrSoso1050 Před 3 lety +20

      Based

    • @Merrykig
      @Merrykig Před 3 lety +47

      the shirts or the kindergartens?

    • @imrecco
      @imrecco Před 3 lety +4

      I genuinely want one now gimmie gimmie plz

    • @googlepoodle5814
      @googlepoodle5814 Před 3 lety +29

      @@imrecco you just have to register on the sex offender website to receive your free T-Shirt

    • @imrecco
      @imrecco Před 3 lety +11

      @@googlepoodle5814 haha a small price to pay for salvation

  • @henryatkinson1479
    @henryatkinson1479 Před 3 lety +685

    The electricians apprentice is moving up in the world.

    • @thomaselvidge
      @thomaselvidge Před 3 lety +28

      Thats a reference only the OGs will remember...

    • @theamericanforester
      @theamericanforester Před 3 lety +7

      The force is strroooooong with this one

    • @francisoffilth7953
      @francisoffilth7953 Před 3 lety +12

      Good ole lore of bad unboxing.

    • @gravylin
      @gravylin Před 3 lety

      this guy knows whats up

    • @HarleyWines
      @HarleyWines Před 3 lety +7

      I have an interview for an electricians apprenticeship tomorrow. No joke. Wish me luck

  • @takeoverjupiter
    @takeoverjupiter Před 3 lety +59

    My dog really wants you to know that I'm desperate for a relationship.

  • @Puggy42069
    @Puggy42069 Před 2 lety +16

    10:06 Fun Fact: the founding fathers actually fought for the right to shart anywhere you please. The civil liberties and constitution was just a coincidental byproduct of the right to shart.

  • @griffinnb
    @griffinnb Před 3 lety +820

    I can always tell it's iDubbbz when it seems like he's just done yard work, been yelled at by a random person, and is now sitting down after a sad day of torment and exhaustion. :)

  • @averymartin1327
    @averymartin1327 Před 3 lety +759

    "In the hood", I'm just picturing a gang shoot out at the local pumpkin patch.

    • @guitubagrips9719
      @guitubagrips9719 Před 3 lety +28

      Brody hit a lick over by da corn field

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 Před 3 lety +11

      I do like the aesthetic of pumpkin guts dramatically flying everywhere.

    • @Halfstep2024
      @Halfstep2024 Před 3 lety +2

      Silly goose.. everyone knows pumpkin patches are protected by crossbows and bear traps! This would never happen in a pumpkin patch 😉

    • @therealestillest9991
      @therealestillest9991 Před 3 lety +3

      Samantha get the blick!

    • @jaylovesmay2012
      @jaylovesmay2012 Před 3 lety

      667 the Neighbour of the beast.

  • @vortexmars843
    @vortexmars843 Před 3 lety +298

    I remember seeing a 300 pound woman huffing and puffing while walking down the street in Costa Rica.
    Her shirt said "Shut up Liver, you'll be fine"

  • @hexium_
    @hexium_ Před rokem +28

    From an electricians apprentice to Best Buy, Ian has achieved greatness

  • @cloutedorphan1729
    @cloutedorphan1729 Před 3 lety +1335

    “I can’t be trusted within 500ft at any school” 😏😜

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 Před 3 lety +899

    I want the decal that just says "I like seeing breasts."
    No rhymes, no beating around the bush. Straight to the heart and soul of it.

    • @crypticraps
      @crypticraps Před 3 lety +47

      My pupils dilate to mammary glands

    • @CJSteib
      @CJSteib Před 3 lety +2

      or just "Boobs>>>"

    • @pantsmage970
      @pantsmage970 Před 3 lety

      I could get behind that my dude

    • @blm2295
      @blm2295 Před 3 lety

      @@Kigoz4Life you fucking beat me to it lol

    • @ahhhndy
      @ahhhndy Před 3 lety

      Ugh

  • @ciancostello9862
    @ciancostello9862 Před 3 lety +14

    Ichubbz isn't real he can't hurt you

  • @kianbautista1016
    @kianbautista1016 Před 3 lety +21

    Ian looking like he works at a Cinnabon after being disbarred from law for scamming elderly people in a lawsuit…

  • @average_fart1166
    @average_fart1166 Před 3 lety +419

    are we not gonna talk about how he shot this video on his lunch break

    • @mayonaisedragon
      @mayonaisedragon Před 3 lety +10

      no

    • @r4ndom7000
      @r4ndom7000 Před 3 lety +1

      does he work at bestbuy?

    • @PlayzieBum
      @PlayzieBum Před 3 lety +1

      @@r4ndom7000 yes he joined the geek squad. He’s had experience being an electrician

  • @ornstein3592
    @ornstein3592 Před 3 lety +3521

    iDubbbz is the only person I know who can regularly transform from a 20 year old to a 40 year old in just 4 months

    • @turg7689
      @turg7689 Před 3 lety +122

      45 Year old guy who lives in a small apartment, works at Walmart and should NOT be trusted near children.

    • @lpalpajura5536
      @lpalpajura5536 Před 3 lety +3

      He's older than MrBeast and PewDiePie

    • @eynotj7011
      @eynotj7011 Před 3 lety +13

      @@lpalpajura5536 nope, pewds is older than him though

    • @Warvell1
      @Warvell1 Před 3 lety +10

      He can change is age up and down at will.

    • @rilonius2865
      @rilonius2865 Před 3 lety +12

      @@turg7689 It’s pretty much his mustache that makes the difference.

  • @coyotepeterson_iz_lit3710
    @coyotepeterson_iz_lit3710 Před 3 lety +19

    anyone come to this vid after seeing his instagram lmaoo

  • @yoinkszoinkys9924
    @yoinkszoinkys9924 Před 3 lety +51

    Ian only uploads videos when he finds something he doesn’t like and vents to the camera.

  • @existential-chrysler7275
    @existential-chrysler7275 Před 3 lety +1245

    I once saw a truck with a decal that said "shoot your local pedophile" which sure- I can get behind the message but from far away I just saw "pedophile" in bold all capital letters. Just don't put the word pedophile on anything you own.

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass Před 3 lety +92

      You just go up to those cars and modify so only the word pedophile is visible lmao

    • @existential-chrysler7275
      @existential-chrysler7275 Před 3 lety +8

      @@MonstertruckBadass I mean it wasn't far off in the first place.

    • @existential-chrysler7275
      @existential-chrysler7275 Před 3 lety +24

      @@charmolettafranquestafiestayam when I saw it I thought "is this person openly claiming to be a pedophile?" And then I sped up and kinda saw the whole decal and thought "ok, I guess that's okay. That's not how I would make that statement but sure."

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman Před 3 lety +12

      _"truth is, the game was rigged from the start"_

    • @existential-chrysler7275
      @existential-chrysler7275 Před 3 lety

      @@Patrick.Weightman Why you love to golf Thurnis!?

  • @Goatposse
    @Goatposse Před 3 lety +2000

    "I can't be trusted at LOWES" because I shit in all the display toliets.

    • @n_r_8
      @n_r_8 Před 3 lety +13

      @JOHN WATKIN how do you know that?

    • @albertwesker4053
      @albertwesker4053 Před 3 lety +8

      So you're the display clogger!

    • @bryanjk
      @bryanjk Před 3 lety +2

      Found the drywaller

    • @runforitman
      @runforitman Před 3 lety +3

      I just wanna know how they'd look

    • @knyvesdown3055
      @knyvesdown3055 Před 3 lety +5

      anyone else think of Donald Glover?

  • @britt1cody1
    @britt1cody1 Před 2 lety +8

    “You can’t help but let a smile creep across your impish little face.”
    Idk why that made me laugh as hard as it did 🤣

  • @anthonylimon9553
    @anthonylimon9553 Před 3 lety +14

    Anyone come here to see if he was fat ?

  • @komeek
    @komeek Před 3 lety +192

    "That makes a lot of sense man, but I just came in to see if you guys had any Nintendo switches in stock."

  • @zamnodorszk7898
    @zamnodorszk7898 Před 3 lety +519

    “I can’t be trusted with my own intestines, which are full of farts and shit.”

  • @DudeInOhio85
    @DudeInOhio85 Před 2 lety +64

    You need a shirt that says, "I can't be trusted within 200 yards of any school."
    Getting those vibes

  • @ChappaChum
    @ChappaChum Před 3 lety +91

    Can't wait for Spencer's to Announce their "I Can't Be Trusted Around Children" Boxers :D

  • @slatpac4973
    @slatpac4973 Před 3 lety +1199

    “I can’t be trusted with kids”

    • @theco-efficientguy6788
      @theco-efficientguy6788 Před 3 lety +28

      Wait wait wait hold up 😳

    • @henrykid1393
      @henrykid1393 Před 3 lety +11

      @Leide Keine Dummköpfe little too edgy

    • @nutbuster4204
      @nutbuster4204 Před 3 lety +33

      Thats the type of shit the discord moderator would wear.

    • @blingbling574
      @blingbling574 Před 3 lety +9

      Life gets weird after several castrations.

    • @5679_
      @5679_ Před 3 lety +3

      They just seem to have a habit of disappearing too.

  • @courier6960
    @courier6960 Před 3 lety +762

    “I can’t be trusted at a US embassy”

  • @Tomboygal123
    @Tomboygal123 Před 3 lety +1

    I work the cash when Best buy was future shop and then switched over to customer service desk at best buy and lemme tell you I learned so much from the geek squad team. much respect bud !!

  • @Chchchchchivo
    @Chchchchchivo Před rokem +5

    I hate people that put stickers on their car like it’s a refrigerator..

  • @kathisaw6146
    @kathisaw6146 Před 3 lety +1366

    If you have a sign saying "kinda farmhouse kinda hood", then you are implying that you live in a meth house in Mississippi.
    Source: Mississippian

    • @blanket4763
      @blanket4763 Před 3 lety +23

      This actually applies for all deep south states

    • @iMentu
      @iMentu Před 3 lety +9

      As I live on the MS gulf coast.....
      I can 100% confirm this.

    • @TheTrashman9
      @TheTrashman9 Před 3 lety +8

      Actually true, though. Used to live in mississippi, but now in louisiana. Same here too, ffs.

    • @beepboop4701
      @beepboop4701 Před 3 lety +2

      Underrated comment

    • @FUNKYTOWN36
      @FUNKYTOWN36 Před 3 lety +3

      As a mississippian, confirmed.

  • @Joeythajanitor
    @Joeythajanitor Před 3 lety +2323

    To be fair Airsoftfattys’s crib is half farmhouse half hood.

  • @anr7560
    @anr7560 Před 2 lety +2

    i wish this dude wasn’t famous he would be fun to game with

  • @biscuitcube9537
    @biscuitcube9537 Před 3 lety +8

    "I can't be trusted at St. Juniper's Women and Children's Hospital."

    • @julian92
      @julian92 Před 2 lety

      *Saint Judes children’s research hospital*

  • @PhoneGoblin
    @PhoneGoblin Před 3 lety +770

    "I can't be trusted at my local daycare"

    • @tuvv966
      @tuvv966 Před 3 lety +24

      Relatable

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Před 3 lety +13

      That mustache certainly agrees.

    • @zafuro
      @zafuro Před 3 lety

      literally me

    • @IlIllllIIllIIlIIIIl
      @IlIllllIIllIIlIIIIl Před 3 lety

      my mom put me with the little kids to take care of them and accidentally taught them some words

    • @Bustermaniax
      @Bustermaniax Před 3 lety +2

      I was about to post this, and thought to myself "I'm not that original, someone else has certainly already posted this comment"
      I was right.

  • @mechanicallydeclined
    @mechanicallydeclined Před 3 lety +397

    I need a shirt that reads "I can't be trusted in this bank"

    • @rickgames634
      @rickgames634 Před 3 lety +3

      That's brilliant!

    • @haodix1192
      @haodix1192 Před 3 lety +6

      Sperm bank maybe?

    • @siicoviiciouse1629
      @siicoviiciouse1629 Před 3 lety

      “I can’t be trusted around kids” probably a real T-shirt somewhere

    • @Squishito
      @Squishito Před 3 lety +1

      "I cannot be trusted around children or I will fucking kill and eat them"
      Put that on a shirt.

  • @calebcouch2597
    @calebcouch2597 Před 2 lety +4

    "No one is stronger than a GRANDPA who was Born in JUNE, drinks COFFEE and was a WELDER after being a NAVY SEAL"

  • @matthaynes3219
    @matthaynes3219 Před 2 lety +2

    There's a truck that lives in my town with a bumper sticker that says, and I shit you not, "cummin in the mess that strokin' leaves behind" I dreamt of it every night sense

    • @jake-qn6zy
      @jake-qn6zy Před 2 lety

      those diesel bumper tags always give me a laugh

    • @Northerncantaim
      @Northerncantaim Před 2 lety

      A truck lives in your town? What?

  • @dannysellers91
    @dannysellers91 Před 3 lety +442

    “I can’t be trusted at target” *steals 45 packs of pokemon cards*

  • @JacketCK
    @JacketCK Před 3 lety +278

    They should have a shirt that says "I'm banned from Victoria Secret"

  • @adude1237
    @adude1237 Před 2 lety +4

    SuperMega gay is a redundancy

  • @CanaanGage
    @CanaanGage Před 3 lety

    Good to see you back idubbs

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek Před 3 lety +1679

    eyes now peeled for the idubbbz mobile

  • @godforreal7355
    @godforreal7355 Před 3 lety +118

    "I have a dog. Casually commit indecent exposure. It's just a misdemeanor."
    I'll sell millions.

  • @thatDudeLex
    @thatDudeLex Před 2 lety

    This is peak idubbbz I love this and it’s awesome to see him come back like this

  • @Dietear15
    @Dietear15 Před rokem +7

    that decal of the guy chasing the girl was used on some asap rocky concert merch

  • @philetusvalavanis4007
    @philetusvalavanis4007 Před 3 lety +415

    I hate when creators make content "on crack" and don't even smoke a single rock in the video. smh

  • @joelombardo6796
    @joelombardo6796 Před 3 lety +424

    “If you’re gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair” some guy on your trip from Canada to Cali

    • @jmiquelmb
      @jmiquelmb Před 3 lety +21

      Ok this one is funny

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  Před 3 lety +190

      i completely forgot about this one. thats great XD

    • @NERFTommy99
      @NERFTommy99 Před 3 lety +6

      My favorite trash talk while playing mario kart.

    • @Kimurasensei75
      @Kimurasensei75 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jmiquelmb What if I've already seen the original? Can I still watch rebuild or...?

    • @HiHelloHi
      @HiHelloHi Před 3 lety +4

      @@iDubbbzTV xd

  • @clickbaitme5247
    @clickbaitme5247 Před 3 lety +1

    i forgot you were still uploading, thank you for not leaving us

  • @kennycaligula3081
    @kennycaligula3081 Před 3 lety +9

    You’ve come a long way from that electrician apprenticeship.

    • @TheWubbys
      @TheWubbys Před 2 lety

      What video is this in reference too?

  • @peachikiru
    @peachikiru Před 3 lety +305

    saw a customer wearing a tshirt saying "marriages dont fail, WIVES DO" in big red blocky text - definitely a story behind that lol

    • @kerrys55
      @kerrys55 Před 3 lety +43

      a story in which he was almost definitely the villain

    • @Sssteelo
      @Sssteelo Před 3 lety +9

      That man definitely has some emotional issues that he’s not dealing with.

    • @holden_on
      @holden_on Před 3 lety

      that’s hilarious

  • @JozzFilms
    @JozzFilms Před 3 lety +1024

    Idubbbz went from electricians apprentice, to passive aggressively saying: “Welcome to Best Buy, what do you want?” 😂😂

    • @cntrl1015
      @cntrl1015 Před 3 lety +2

      he was never an electricians apprentice

    • @JozzFilms
      @JozzFilms Před 3 lety +4

      @@cntrl1015 OH RLLY???????????????

    • @grubbi5926
      @grubbi5926 Před 3 lety

      where does he actually work? or is he a full time youtuber?

    • @Ashethetics
      @Ashethetics Před 3 lety +1

      @@grubbi5926 he’s a multi-millionaire.

    • @exiled5713
      @exiled5713 Před 3 lety

      @@JozzFilms 😂

  • @smilleur
    @smilleur Před 2 lety

    Ian, Im really glad youre back in full force. Missed you bud

  • @aaariegerlol7117
    @aaariegerlol7117 Před 2 lety +4

    "I dress myself in the dark while drunk, you just caught me on a lucky day" That shirt would speak VOLUMES!

  • @jaredkodiak8160
    @jaredkodiak8160 Před 3 lety +288

    I can't be trusted at Lowe's because I kept getting caught trying to shoplift whippets

  • @XneverstopfightingX
    @XneverstopfightingX Před 3 lety +359

    “I can’t be trusted at mattress warehouse” I say as I lay atop 6 mattresses.

  • @remingtonfilms346
    @remingtonfilms346 Před 3 lety +8

    I can't tell if he's in the back of a best buy or if he's just wearing the shirt

  • @GeeHUN
    @GeeHUN Před 3 lety +10

    Oh, iDubbbs you stumbled upon a really bad part of "unique" clothing and such atrocities. I used to work for one of these companies that made these regurgitated designs, I admit that I was paid to copy these examples and make them in my language. The cringe I've had to endure and ppl eat this shit up, top seller design still is the "FBI.... Female body inspector" and ppl buy 20 of them at once. I overlooked more than 2500 of these orders and god damn it's ridiculous.
    So funny to think back. :D

  • @jacklastname3213
    @jacklastname3213 Před 3 lety +187

    I was driving behind a car w a “shoot your local pedophile” sticker and the only word I could clearly read was “pedophile”

  • @bleachstain3952
    @bleachstain3952 Před 3 lety +231

    This video makes me want to wear a shirt at target that says “I steal things exclusively from target “

    • @eracli0
      @eracli0 Před 3 lety +5

      As someone who works at Target PLEASE do it! AP team would find it hilarious... probably.

  • @lawgdawg
    @lawgdawg Před 3 lety +148

    pumpkin hill playing during the “hood” portion was fucking A+

  • @pandajohn5911
    @pandajohn5911 Před 3 lety +590

    Finally someone who wears the mask correctly

  • @aka5
    @aka5 Před 3 lety +259

    "I can't be trusted at Target" with an actual target has kind of a different vibe...

  • @ravenbadger9108
    @ravenbadger9108 Před 2 lety +5

    10:09 it's actually closer to 45000 with over 65% of them being suicide, 15% police shooting and less then 2% being rifles roughly 70% being handguns. Updated stats of 2020 45,222 total
    24,292 suicide 53.7172173%
    19,384 homicide 42.8640927%(includes murders, police shooting, and self-defense)
    1,546 accident 3.41869002%

  • @FrodoTBaggins
    @FrodoTBaggins Před 3 lety

    your editing is golden bro omfg xD

  • @Sp0nge5
    @Sp0nge5 Před 3 lety +416

    "Kinda farmhouse, kinda hood"
    Ma'am that's called a suburb.

    • @samreed9322
      @samreed9322 Před 3 lety

      Nope..still a trap house. Any house near or around suburbia isn’t a “farmhouse”. Closest neighbors at a farmhouse could be .5 miles away.

    • @jenniferreyes2865
      @jenniferreyes2865 Před 3 lety

      @ceerw buty Stolen

    • @jenniferreyes2865
      @jenniferreyes2865 Před 3 lety +1

      @ceerw buty also irrelevant to the discussion

  • @soap5547
    @soap5547 Před 3 lety +260

    He looks like that IT substitute teacher from middle school whose ready to teach you how to draw a house in MS paint on Windows 97

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 3 lety +4

      Before reading this comment, never in my life had I thought my childhood was deprived of anything

    • @davidtooley420
      @davidtooley420 Před 3 lety

      I miss win97.exe

    • @littleguy8714
      @littleguy8714 Před 3 lety

      The funny thing is I had a sub who came late from their second job as a Best Buy manager when I was in high school, just talked about his job for the whole 50 minutes lol

  • @emmahollow8898
    @emmahollow8898 Před 3 lety +1

    Idubbz really spend time out of his lunch break at Best Buy to make this video.
    What a hero

  • @SBrisebois
    @SBrisebois Před 3 lety +6

    That Pumpkin Hill moment was perfect

  • @educationcentral_
    @educationcentral_ Před 3 lety +73

    The best one I've ever seen is "it's a hot air balloon salesman thing, you wouldn't understand"

  • @CynicSnacks
    @CynicSnacks Před 3 lety +6374

    Geek Squad, let's go

  • @goggle_man1891
    @goggle_man1891 Před 3 lety +2

    I cant be trusted within 300 feet of a school

  • @Nirmiti.
    @Nirmiti. Před 3 lety +18

    I'd be interested to see if there's a "I'm Banned From Walmart" shirt. That'd be kinda funny.

  • @richardbubb7629
    @richardbubb7629 Před 3 lety +221

    "My Beagle Wants to See You Spread Eagle"

    • @CommissarPickle
      @CommissarPickle Před 3 lety +19

      My poodle wants to see your noodle

    • @Feshman117
      @Feshman117 Před 3 lety +19

      'My goldfish wants to see your face covered in my DNA' was a good one

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 Před 3 lety +2

      My Great Pyranees Wants To See You On Your Knees
      Praying to jebus

  • @cameronaustin8606
    @cameronaustin8606 Před 3 lety +512

    “I’ve been getting better” that haircut says otherwise

  • @MrToxicB1izzard
    @MrToxicB1izzard Před 3 lety +1

    The fact that you mentioned Jet Force Gemini alone made me favorite this video.

  • @urielcampos1355
    @urielcampos1355 Před rokem

    finallyyyyy youuuu backkkkk

  • @joshfitton7835
    @joshfitton7835 Před 3 lety +1126

    I want a shirt that says "i am committing tax fraud"

  • @saaam5766
    @saaam5766 Před 3 lety +74

    My cousin wears shirts like this. Had one with a wolf on it that said "Yes I was born in June, What the fuck are you going to do about it? If you insult me, I won't care. But touch my friends, and you'll see just how much of a monster I can be."

    • @motorbikemadlad8825
      @motorbikemadlad8825 Před 3 lety +8

      Kinda cringe

    • @JordanStar7
      @JordanStar7 Před 3 lety +5

      God

    • @fatterplatter3029
      @fatterplatter3029 Před 3 lety +12

      "If you insult me, I won't care. But-"
      Whatever comes next instantly invalidates the former statement.

    • @TomQuiNEstPasLa
      @TomQuiNEstPasLa Před 3 lety +9

      Ken White on Twitter once got an auto-generated ad for these kinds of t-shirts, with text like, "White Blood Runs Through My Veins," and "Stand Back and let a White handle it."

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj Před 3 lety

      @@fatterplatter3029 how so?

  • @giannimarconi4128
    @giannimarconi4128 Před 2 lety +2

    i appreciate the 3 seconds of pumpkin hill soundtrack from Sonic adventure 2 battle. great video!

  • @AyoGobi
    @AyoGobi Před 2 lety +1

    I hope I ain’t late but I’m glad you’re doing great and you’re ok. I can’t wait to be in the same shoes one day. I’ve been depressed and people noticed even at work. Life has been hitting me hard and I just want to sleep forever.

  • @Gnomey666
    @Gnomey666 Před 3 lety +168

    There's a truck in my neighborhood that has a " I ❤️ SLUTS " bumper sticker. It's straight to the point.

    • @Li_Tobler
      @Li_Tobler Před 3 lety +14

      I mean... Kinda hard to be angry at such pure honesty! 😂

    • @MetiriPersonal
      @MetiriPersonal Před 3 lety +10

      based

    • @bud389
      @bud389 Před 3 lety +5

      He's based and redpilled.

    • @hnnnnnnnnnng
      @hnnnnnnnnnng Před 3 lety +11

      @@bud389 but what if it's referring to male sluts? 🤔

    • @jackgeis6842
      @jackgeis6842 Před 3 lety +11

      @@hnnnnnnnnnng based and redpilled