Honestly this is the video where I realized that when Daebom makes a new character based on a tank, their bust and flatness is based on the gun's caliber and tracks
If I remember his early videos correctly, gun size is chest size, vehicle weight is age (heavy = milf, light = the FBI is coming) and armour determines the kind of outfit.
Не забывай про версию со 100-мм пушкой, что есть в игре, как раз шанс отыграться, над теми, кто обижал) А Т-34-57 образца 1943 года, надо бы сделать более красивой что ли, а то от обычной не отличается
When operating your M56, keep the following in mind: If your ammo rack is impacted by a PzGr. 39 at any velocity, you will explode. If a projectile of any sorts from a small-caliber weapon impacts your ammo rack, you will explode. If you breathe harshly on the ammo rack, you will explode.
How can a tank be smaller than T34 but pack bigger guns? I mean can see why she'd be jealous but she may not have big guns in the front but she certainly has big armour in the back so she's technically not flat. Poor ASU tho she got completely destroyed by T34s rear, I mean it was kinda deserved but the same time I'm jealous.
Well thecnically if u have the space for the caliber of gun x the area of the Cannon recoil move+Turn angles u can even place a 155mm Cannon on a Car sized tank or even smaller with open cannon area
@@GrumpyIan not really about open turet but well open turet also lets u have bigher caliber cannons but it also has to be have good tracks and suspention to handle recoil and that weight .,.
Fare point. One of my favorite war thunder moments though was when I was hiding on the centre point of the Japan map with a L3 and I riddled a ASU-57 that popped up the side steps in front of me. Felt good to out sneak one with an Italian tankette.
Daebom sir, I've only found your content yesterday and have fallen in love with your style! I've always enjoyed Moe-fying War related things and just girls with guns, Strike Witches and stuff like Blue Archive. I've binged so much of your content already and I'm excited to continue this ride with ya. As well as supporting you on your Patreon. Flat is justice
now that i think about it, what is the criteria for how the tanks translate into drawings, for example the Ho-Ro has a 150 mm Howitzer that's super short... How does that work?
@@djo_man Oh no.. He hearted my comment.. Honestly though, if he does look into WOT, I'd suggest him looking at the Frenchies, the double barrelled Ruskies, the Americans in general.. And one of my personal favourites, the mighty Jegaru, the JP E100. Such a fun but bad tank to play.. Maybe I'll play Wot again..
T-34-57, after...."Squishing" ASU-57 with her still noticeble behind, pointing her finger at a slightly confused looking Scorpion: "You are next!" Scorpion: "Nani?"
T-34-57 doesn't have big caliber, but it has big tracks. That's not a problem at all...
Nice job as always!...
he is into feet
@@s0m3h4x0r I am into brits
There is the t34-100
@@greenangelos5587 there's the T-34-122
@@greenangelos5587 damn BOI
I´ll gladly reiterate: "Every size makes the wood rise!"
-Sun Tzu, Art of Love and War, probably
Most relatable quote of the year (for me at least)
Honestly this is the video where I realized that when Daebom makes a new character based on a tank, their bust and flatness is based on the gun's caliber and tracks
I feel like the resulting waifu could have a back problem, especially with the high caliber the prototype was meant to use.
She died in the most "The homies are not gonna believe how epic my death is" way
If gun size is that kind of size
Imagine being a Tiger Tank where a Pershing is 2mm bigger than you and get laughed at
FV4005 be dominating
M1 abrams, 120mm. Paladin, 155mm. Hell, there's a 105mm sherman.
@@DSiren True, I am mostly joking on how the Pershing is 2mms bigger than the Tiger 1
@@WamuroRiXi08 atleast until Gaijin decide to enter the Sturmtiger to the game
If I remember his early videos correctly, gun size is chest size, vehicle weight is age (heavy = milf, light = the FBI is coming) and armour determines the kind of outfit.
The fact that you are able to animate tanks into waifus is simply golden and hilarious! Great content Daebom!
Edit: 1.4k like in 24 hours? Sweet!
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the Attack the D point 0:27
There's a dating sim where this is the entire premise.
@@MissClockworkRabbit Do you know the name it?
I agree
@@MissClockworkRabbit i require intel urgently...
The T-34-57 makes up for her small caliber with a thicc bottom and big tracks.
Daebom is literally turning T-34 into R-34
R34 Skyline GTR
It's not always about the thorax, it's about the gluteus maximus. And T-34-57 surely has lovely lumps.
“Your about to receive some holy spirit”
When you watch too much proko
@@MrStasyan2013 I have zero clue what 'proko' even is.
@@ZetaVonvex its a channel about art and drawing and it has an indepth human anatomy series.
@@MrStasyan2013 Mhmm, okay sounds neat.
just because she's flat doesn't mean she's beautiful she maybe flat in the outside but in the inside she has a BIG heart ❤
Think you forgot a "not" in that sentence
@@Th3Shrike oops thank you so much
@@Th3Shrike 😄👍
@@dakinoytc986 my fault 😅😂
What
Не забывай про версию со 100-мм пушкой, что есть в игре, как раз шанс отыграться, над теми, кто обижал) А Т-34-57 образца 1943 года, надо бы сделать более красивой что ли, а то от обычной не отличается
Она и так красива)
@@TURUR1000 не спорю, но всё таки отличия должны быть, словно как персонаж вырос и стал лучше
@@user-br4is9mw6g Вырос Т 34 - 85, но пока его - её нет)
А как работает его система размера груди? Это зависит от башни?
@@easiername1853 скорее просто от калибра
0:32 best death sound
Never thought being squished would be deadly in multiple aspects
Lol
Whenever someone said "Pettan/Pettanko" it reminds me of someone else who got mad for saying chopping board, then later, she's finds your home
Right , she was a good one
Oh no not her right ? if it is I think I started to missing her old content
(Rushia)
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And then she got terminated for invading Ukraine
I wonder if anyone here knows about a certain new pink cat Vtuber who debuted her avatar recently
The among us sound effect with the transition at 0:27 always gets me XD
Just relized that Daebom can animate himself some.. interesting/sus animations.
Something about the Scorpion ammo rack is literally exposed and would just explode after being touch by anything
That could mean multiple things and all of them I would most likely like.
Then I think that I got unbiased on my T-34
When operating your M56, keep the following in mind:
If your ammo rack is impacted by a PzGr. 39 at any velocity, you will explode.
If a projectile of any sorts from a small-caliber weapon impacts your ammo rack, you will explode.
If you breathe harshly on the ammo rack, you will explode.
This is literally the definition of flat is justice
I can only imagine what would happen if a Char B was animated by you with its chest being so flat it makes bug bites look big
The definition of "is it big enough if I back it up?"
Nice more "PURE" content
The fact that this happens occasionally with alot of little tank makes this video alot more funny💀
Было бы здорово, если у АСУ-57 был голубой берет, а не кепка. Маленькая, но очень важная деталь)
Daebom : I'm not a lolicon
Also Daebom:
Day 110 telling daeboom to take a rest
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
I say "Danger lurks around every corner"
Y’all are Degens, love you and your art style dee
How can a tank be smaller than T34 but pack bigger guns? I mean can see why she'd be jealous but she may not have big guns in the front but she certainly has big armour in the back so she's technically not flat. Poor ASU tho she got completely destroyed by T34s rear, I mean it was kinda deserved but the same time I'm jealous.
Well thecnically if u have the space for the caliber of gun x the area of the Cannon recoil move+Turn angles u can even place a 155mm Cannon on a Car sized tank or even smaller with open cannon area
The scorpion has an open turret.
Exactly, I'm kinda jealous
Шедевр cool
@@GrumpyIan not really about open turet but well open turet also lets u have bigher caliber cannons but it also has to be have good tracks and suspention to handle recoil and that weight .,.
Your work could 100% be a comedy slice of life anime.
And I'm saying for all of us, we'd watch that.
"Haha you're flat"
"and you're tiny."
L3 : my Elitzabeth afton sTyLe oOh lOoKs like no 1 cares I love L3 even she’s flat because
-elitzabeth afton looking
-looks like 13yo as my age
That part with the ASU laughing genuinely got me laughing hard
Clearly takes inspiration on azurelane.. good shit, wish there's an actual anime adaptation of this
It’s about as round as it can be
"Ma'am, you don't have the firepower!"
"I've got the mass."
poor T-34-57 getting bullied for small calliber
Don’t worry, you are not alone. I too, am flat.
And I am proud of who I am
Flat justice (even tho imma man tho lol)
as someone who have a girlfriend that is flat i agreed with that statement xd
"even better"
I'm into hips and thighs anyways
You should be.
You’re a rare commodity, you know?
Ok, we're all thinking it. I'm just going to say it
I wish I was that ASU-57
“Volumetrically challenged”
T-34-57, now quite literally the butt of everyone's jokes.
Also Loving ASU-57 new gremlin nature, brilliant work as always!
The ASU-57 has kinda always been a gremlin though.
I mean, those little buggers hide away *everywhere* and just sit there, waiting…
Fare point. One of my favorite war thunder moments though was when I was hiding on the centre point of the Japan map with a L3 and I riddled a ASU-57 that popped up the side steps in front of me.
Felt good to out sneak one with an Italian tankette.
Daebom sir, I've only found your content yesterday and have fallen in love with your style! I've always enjoyed Moe-fying War related things and just girls with guns, Strike Witches and stuff like Blue Archive. I've binged so much of your content already and I'm excited to continue this ride with ya. As well as supporting you on your Patreon. Flat is justice
I love the art! Keep up the amazing work!
Never in my life have i wanted to be an asu57 so much.
And this was how Daeboms' head got crushed in bliss,followed by [REDACTED],quite the mess.
flat = closer to the woman heart
Flat is better
Medium is better
U can feel both😌
Big: woman closer to your heart
No wait
It was very.. Cute? No seriously *nosebleed*
Very nice job, Daebom! :3
The ASU'S end was WELL justified since she was laughing at her size usually I feel bad for the ASU but this one she brought it on herself 😅
If there's one way I could choose to die this would be it.
Getting crushed by a tank waifu? I see this as an absolute win
Damn....That ASU-57 is so lucky ngl
Don't worry you're top waifu material in my books.
The only thing flat, is the flat appreciation your artwork deserves! Suuuper cuuteartwork, amazing work ofc!~
man the power Daebom has is amazing. Being able to draw waifus and make them tanks... Sensational
Honestly, his art always amazes me, this is like no other! Great work again!
Honestly quite incredible
Lol the confused “eh” and then horrifying screaming soon afterwards, fits this situation so well! 🤣
She before being crushed:
"What a magnificent sight!"
now that i think about it, what is the criteria for how the tanks translate into drawings, for example the Ho-Ro has a 150 mm Howitzer that's super short... How does that work?
I think gun barrel length doesnt really matter. What matters are
gun calliber : boob size
Size of the tank: body height/age and type
Big and squishy but small in length?
It’d just be big and squishy.
@@descartes2404 ...p1000ratte
As the weebs always says
"Thicc thighs save lives, flat chest no regrets"
The music really ties this together perfectly
*Adrian shephard never come back*
The comeback of Adrian shephard :
“My ass is heavy”
-Adrian shephard 2000
Good art daebom, Nice job
She may be flat but she's tall AND COULD CRUSH US WITJ BEHIND A
yep xD
Being flat just gives her that beautiful plump pear body shape.
"I'm like a Raccoon in a Garage"
I fear for Daebom's sanity if he every started playing World of Tanks and looked at the many tanks there..
Don't give him ideas, he just might do it.
@@djo_man Oh no.. He hearted my comment.. Honestly though, if he does look into WOT, I'd suggest him looking at the Frenchies, the double barrelled Ruskies, the Americans in general.. And one of my personal favourites, the mighty Jegaru, the JP E100. Such a fun but bad tank to play.. Maybe I'll play Wot again..
Любого, кто оскорбит коммунистическое творение, настигнет...
Карма.
В виде 15кг чистого Stalinium?
Ah yes, my favorite kind of Daeboom animation. The one where many tanks are seen at once.
T-34-57 said, "Call this flat bi-"
Yet another exemple of "She's flat ! lol" bieng someone's last word.
well now SOMETHING is flat
"Flat is what your about to be!"
"YES!- I mean, NO!- I mean... I'm just confused now so I'll just accept my fate." lol
Today wasn't really the best day but the video made it better, once again you amaze to cheer me up 💜
When you have mASS to compensate for your lack of firepower....
What they lack in volume of chest, they make up for in volume of numbers.
Remember
Flat = closer to heart
As a ship commander we don't care if our ship is 'flat decked', what matters is her beam's 'THICC'ness
i just woke up and you already made me laugh, thx king
"Flat she may be, However, The cheeks Matter far more then the chest"-Sun tzu God of war.
Poor T-34 doesn't understand the fact yet that you get closer to one's heart the smaller the chest area. Best advice ive seen
T-34-57, after...."Squishing" ASU-57 with her still noticeble behind, pointing her finger at a slightly confused looking Scorpion: "You are next!"
Scorpion: "Nani?"
T-34-57:
"They arent very big.... But i have way much more firepower than you think!"
I'm still addicted to you content Daebom
That ending was absolute comedy gold
If cannon caliber is chest size, then we have Dora with 800 millimeters.
Did not expect to see someone killed by a dump truck today
T-34 it is not flat, but has an ideal structure: protection, beauty!
With the imagery at 0:31 I can just say that T-34-57 totally dirtied her pants........wait a second! She doesn't wear pants! O///O'
The final part of the video represents what happens to tiny tanks in the game
Bruh the amount of sound effect in this video is larger than the amount of player who actually play the game
I've never thought that a tank with big a- **cough** rear engine part could be so useful
She bloody inhaled her!
I have to be real, your my favourite youtuber! Keep up the good work.
It looks like she getting... not crushed, but rather... You know.
Daebom: no NSFW content
Also Daebom: suggestive Stuffs
“Flat is justice and I am proud of that,” T-34 said
I see Daebom is Comrade of Red Winter Academy as well. You deserve a medal.
"don't worry, you're not the only one flat" - your lovely 45. ACP SMG
Meat rises for all sizes
-A wise man
*racks glock 18 over and over again ejecting live ammunition until it stops*
Ah yes, ASU-57 the expert of bullying centurions
i wanna get crushed like that in the end