Geoffrey the Dumbass: Dating Advice

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  • čas přidán 27. 03. 2023
  • Geoff met a woman.
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Komentáře • 154

  • @NathanAGWAC
    @NathanAGWAC Před rokem +103

    Love that Geoff walked in and greeted Amir with "Pussy, Jewish" and ignored Riley completely.

  • @T1J
    @T1J Před rokem +47

    i love how they're just openly hostile to him now lol

    • @jonthemediocre626
      @jonthemediocre626 Před rokem +4

      Well when he comes at them with that energy they know they're in for some dumbassery of the highest calendar, so at this point they're just pre-emptively mad, not to mention...

    • @seanwalsh9942
      @seanwalsh9942 Před 9 měsíci

      @@jonthemediocre626not to mention what, that’s not just the end of a sentence!

  • @SirTatManTat
    @SirTatManTat Před rokem +157

    Amir raising his voice at 1:46 at the very end of his sentence is so fucking funny

    • @gabrielloeb8852
      @gabrielloeb8852 Před rokem +15

      Wait until you see 2:51

    • @RackieD
      @RackieD Před rokem +11

      ​@@gabrielloeb8852 the response was so genuine and I'm glad we got the extended cut

  • @incog.nyto.
    @incog.nyto. Před rokem +70

    Geoff is serving, jury-wise

  • @PeeDubbleu
    @PeeDubbleu Před rokem +76

    geoff sours my day once more

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Před rokem +9

      … from within.

    • @seanwalsh9942
      @seanwalsh9942 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@woodside4lifethat’s worse. Can’t you see how that’s worse?

  • @MOTHforLife
    @MOTHforLife Před rokem +81

    I'm glad that Amir is finally experiencing what he put Jake through for years.

    • @IMatchoNation
      @IMatchoNation Před 8 měsíci +2

      It's spelled Jjkae, say it right or pay the price!

    • @andresluz4973
      @andresluz4973 Před 4 měsíci

      @@IMatchoNation More like flambé the rice

  • @rorykaufmann1508
    @rorykaufmann1508 Před rokem +31

    Beautiful! This off-screen chemistry cannot and will not be denied!

    • @i2cube
      @i2cube Před rokem +15

      On-screen chemistry!!!

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Před rokem +8

      @@i2cube The only thing he cares more about than money… is cash.

    • @spinosaurusd2985
      @spinosaurusd2985 Před rokem +5

      @@i2cube OFF-SCREEN! He said off-screen!

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@spinosaurusd2985 Darryl! Darryl! Darryl McMexican!!! How are you?

    • @oohdannyboy
      @oohdannyboy Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@hittingyouovertheheadYour hair is as red as a green apple. Are you a foodie?

  • @ShadyRyRy
    @ShadyRyRy Před rokem +12

    Amir’s first “MONSTER” at 0:38 scared me

  • @blurbenfurgen
    @blurbenfurgen Před rokem +9

    Geoff looks like one of the 7 dwarves in this. Like if dopey was aggressive about being wrong

  • @lobdooks
    @lobdooks Před rokem +12

    Let’s talk about dating in LA

  • @hittingyouoverthehead
    @hittingyouoverthehead Před rokem +23

    Geoff is lucky Cheryl wasn't there. She's Amir's oldest Chica and she would have gone crazy on Geoff for saying the P word.

  • @DimitrisBiol
    @DimitrisBiol Před rokem +12

    I'm here for the dismantling of judicial ethics

  • @T0xicZ
    @T0xicZ Před rokem +124

    I like how when Headgum was a startup Geoffrey's stupidity was contained. Fit to annoy his bosses and coworkers. But since Headgum's expansion his dumbassery has become cruelty, no longer fit to just bother people who understand his demented ways. With Geoff, this company reap what they sow. In a bad way.

    • @Novenae_CCG
      @Novenae_CCG Před rokem +14

      History repeats itself.

    • @tjmichael
      @tjmichael Před rokem +10

      Ferhaps

    • @m93samman
      @m93samman Před rokem +16

      In a BACK way

    • @utterlyj1277
      @utterlyj1277 Před rokem +9

      in a FINE way

    • @iukuify
      @iukuify Před rokem

      I agree. I think we should kill Geoffrey and hire an even younger even hotter Amir to replace him

  • @Natvsnat1
    @Natvsnat1 Před rokem +7

    I hope we get a juror #3 cameo in the future and confirm it is in fact her legal name

  • @KingAxxerr
    @KingAxxerr Před rokem +70

    Ok right out the gate that 11:35 make a wish joke is a quickly earned chuckle. Also I guess Geoff walked in, called amir a pussy, said jewish to no one in perticular, and didn't greet Riley at all

    • @LazarusIsBackBaby
      @LazarusIsBackBaby Před rokem

      Amir's nickname is Pussy Jewish

    • @runedudez
      @runedudez Před rokem +3

      My interpretation was that he was calling Amir both "pussy" and "Jewish".

  • @mysteryxmike
    @mysteryxmike Před rokem +3

    "What the fuck are you even saYINGGG?!" That delivery was perfect!!!!
    Also, I think the mixing needs more fine tuning on Geoffrey's yelling! Much louder than the rest, in an uncomfortable way

  • @Vacated204
    @Vacated204 Před rokem +5

    @amir the “what the fuck are you sayING” hit pretty good 💀

  • @coolkatmehrfth
    @coolkatmehrfth Před rokem +169

    I may be first, but Geoff is the worst.

  • @VICloudkicker
    @VICloudkicker Před rokem +25

    The growl Geoff tends to get when he's saying something extraordinarily stupid always makes me react viscerally.
    Y-I-OUGHTA-*YINE!* and JUROR-NEUTRAL *NAME!*
    is just... raw comedy.

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 Před rokem +6

    I spent way too long laughing at Geoffrey's greeting 😭😭😭

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe Před rokem +2

    I guess a broken clock is wrong three times a day. When you're a juror.

  • @BrianMagnan
    @BrianMagnan Před rokem +1

    00:37 Amir saying monster gave me flashbacks of him saying "poison" in old J&A videos.

  • @lostwave1748
    @lostwave1748 Před rokem +5

    Geoffrey with another naughty conundrum. What a banger... glad you asked.

  • @glazestelar
    @glazestelar Před rokem +4

    Every Geoffrey the Dumbass episode is hilarious, but this is the best in a while by far

  • @violetmarlo2978
    @violetmarlo2978 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I'm here for all of these skits🤣

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain Před rokem +4

    This is *Fiennes* but I'd rather we talk about, oh I dunno...Dating in LA?

  • @edMuirhead
    @edMuirhead Před rokem +9

    I may be 2nd, but Geoff is the worst

  • @SonsaKay
    @SonsaKay Před rokem +1

    Love it, super fun yall! ♥

  • @orhan3243
    @orhan3243 Před rokem +3

    Geoffrey looks like Vlad the Impailer

  • @i2cube
    @i2cube Před rokem +4

    At least Geoff didn't call Reilly the c-word, or else he's going to get waterboarded in the toilet again

    • @jonathanbauman5377
      @jonathanbauman5377 Před rokem +1

      Oh! No he wouldn't call Reilly that, it's just a story... About the many misadventures of cunty.

  • @leviwardrobe3328
    @leviwardrobe3328 Před rokem +6

    Law and Order? I barely know 'er.
    Geoffrey is a worthy protege. I'm so glad the "Jake and Amir" brand of humour gets to live on. That said he clearly needs his glands remilked.

  • @randosavich
    @randosavich Před rokem +4

    Riley is so pretty

  • @samuelsamra2672
    @samuelsamra2672 Před rokem +13

    This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute 🤣

    • @inm42
      @inm42 Před rokem +2

      A minutes not a long time so yeah, probably

  • @Bailey-dj6hz
    @Bailey-dj6hz Před rokem +2

    Best opener possible

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp Před rokem +2

    Riley didn’t even tell Geoff to put his dukes up before fighting him!

  • @samspantsandplants
    @samspantsandplants Před rokem

    Three faves all in one place. I've been blessed

  • @coffin7904
    @coffin7904 Před rokem

    The amount of concentrated jokes is above 99%.

  • @clivenazareth7069
    @clivenazareth7069 Před rokem +7

    Geoff looks like my dad if he went through a hipster faze.

  • @azamat_bagatov69
    @azamat_bagatov69 Před rokem +2

    This was brought me joy hehe

  • @none11flop9
    @none11flop9 Před rokem +1

    probably one of the best ever

  • @CB-ko2hd
    @CB-ko2hd Před rokem +4

    We're saying the same thing!

  • @JamScamly
    @JamScamly Před rokem +1

    scrumptious comedy nuggets in my feed yum yum yum 😋

  • @jakenoble842
    @jakenoble842 Před rokem

    This is probably the best new one

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Před rokem +3

    My question is, why was someone being tried *criminally* for a parking violation?

  • @kassygo1375
    @kassygo1375 Před rokem +6

    Man he does a really good job of making Geoff extremely unlikeable! Literally an always sunny character

    • @psyduck8025
      @psyduck8025 Před rokem +2

      What i would give to see him interact with the gang

  • @flipdiesel9652
    @flipdiesel9652 Před rokem +2

    Wow I just got served

  • @tmtisfresh21
    @tmtisfresh21 Před rokem

    The way this video starts is incredible

  • @Smiththebat
    @Smiththebat Před rokem +1

    This had some real OG (Original Jeff) vibes.

  • @ChiefVizier
    @ChiefVizier Před rokem

    Amir's only gotten funnier over time. Its amazing.

  • @Saturni88
    @Saturni88 Před 9 měsíci +1

    It's kind of weird not seeing Amir be Amir while someone else is being Amir

  • @skydaplaya6
    @skydaplaya6 Před rokem +3

    I’m a simple man. I see Geoff, and I like the video

  • @itsmeJawdy
    @itsmeJawdy Před rokem

    The first 11 seconds of this video already had me laughing so damn hard. The rest was good too I guess

  • @Jay_Guap
    @Jay_Guap Před rokem +5

    I love Amir written skits lmao

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine Před rokem

    how many of these jokes happen on the spot? Either way, it's lovely.

  • @chrisbyerly
    @chrisbyerly Před rokem +2

    Geoff was a juror of himself

  • @brandbacktattoo
    @brandbacktattoo Před rokem

    amir yelling at 1:51 OMG HAHAHA

  • @nezzydawg
    @nezzydawg Před rokem +1

    Geoff is lowkey high key the goat

  • @Jupiterninja95
    @Jupiterninja95 Před rokem +3

    this is literally Jake and Amir but the roles shuffled around

  • @scottcameron174
    @scottcameron174 Před rokem +1

    "From within"

  • @JayHR1
    @JayHR1 Před rokem

    25 secs in already had to restart cuz of laughter

  • @ConnorTempTV
    @ConnorTempTV Před rokem +3

    opening this at 11:35 exactly was creepy

  • @karmaheaven7
    @karmaheaven7 Před rokem +3

    Saying first for this fan of Durst makes me the absolute worst. I got here on time!

  • @Mayorofpeepsville
    @Mayorofpeepsville Před 12 dny

    1:10 to 1:15 lol

  • @katywaters-bq1vk
    @katywaters-bq1vk Před rokem +6

    So I know the funny thing is to hate Geoff, but as a real guy who might read this, just know your super funny and handsome and always make me laugh! Just know you have fans out here that are excited to watch your career cause your super underrated! ❤

  • @oohdannyboy
    @oohdannyboy Před rokem

    I can't believe he's getting this this this this silent treatment.

  • @xenasaur520
    @xenasaur520 Před rokem

    Reilly looks great keep it up girlie. other than that, bad episode? nah, bad you. thank you for asking

  • @---GOD---
    @---GOD--- Před rokem

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @reversecascader
    @reversecascader Před rokem +1

    Window’s overexposed, right?

  • @trvrshoe4518
    @trvrshoe4518 Před rokem

    we're saying the same thing!!

  • @ravenkliff
    @ravenkliff Před rokem

    This video would be better if it ended with 24 hours of Geoff

  • @azamat_bagatov69
    @azamat_bagatov69 Před rokem +1

    why was Amir not laughing at 2:42? Is everything alright?

    • @KyanNezhad
      @KyanNezhad Před rokem

      He's trying to keep a straight face

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Před rokem

    Here we go again

  • @TravisPhipps01
    @TravisPhipps01 Před rokem

    We're saying the same thing.

  • @eyoelberhane_blackmoth

    Like Geoff's dating life success, Jury 3's out

  • @ad-xu2hp
    @ad-xu2hp Před rokem +1

    This 1 good 🎉🎉

  • @Caigga900
    @Caigga900 Před rokem +1

    Forget about the girl's name, what word is on Geoffrey's hat? "Sigstinnds"???

  • @constructioncat4184
    @constructioncat4184 Před rokem +3

    I know I'm so naughty

  • @coffin7904
    @coffin7904 Před rokem

    quality

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 Před rokem

      amirs anger at 1:47 is some good ass acting

  • @MarkjBell1991
    @MarkjBell1991 Před rokem +1

    We don't deserve this

  • @Toktott
    @Toktott Před rokem

    It's not that strange that he can't find Jack when he's searching for Juror Number-3. You Jackash!

  • @treesingh8513
    @treesingh8513 Před rokem +3

    i may, but geoff is the worst

  • @user-xv3fg3ii2k
    @user-xv3fg3ii2k Před rokem +3

    I think Pussy was way out of line growling at the, what one can only hope, is a future supreme court judge

  • @MrBallofa
    @MrBallofa Před rokem

    Angry Amir is Hot

  • @Hossyboy420
    @Hossyboy420 Před rokem

    When did Geoff turn into a twink?

  • @Rockefeller.69
    @Rockefeller.69 Před rokem

    Last!

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 Před rokem

    Damn that mustache is fire, amir and Geoff look pretty good too

  • @nukiradio
    @nukiradio Před rokem

    Jesus CHRIST this is TERRIBLE, thank you

  • @agneseditsstuff
    @agneseditsstuff Před rokem

    let's go

  • @Salsa2o7
    @Salsa2o7 Před rokem +1

    This episode felt a little too formulaic.

  • @NotHeresrsly
    @NotHeresrsly Před rokem

    The energy of this one was worse than most
    Same with the jokes!

  • @magicmike3xl
    @magicmike3xl Před rokem +1

    No thanks

  • @Kagaines
    @Kagaines Před rokem +1

    Just annoying. No content just babbling.

  • @gloop32
    @gloop32 Před rokem +1

    just reign it in guys

  • @LORDUnLuCkY13
    @LORDUnLuCkY13 Před rokem

    Jurors don't decide sentencing.

  • @Brett733
    @Brett733 Před rokem +2

    is riley not actually jewish?

  • @richardbeater8915
    @richardbeater8915 Před rokem +3

    I may be first, but Geoff is the worst