Insane Things You Can Bring Through Airport Security!
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I like chicken in the washing machine
Topher
atleast topher is warm
But dont you get taxed for the stuf you bring over the border ? Like lets say you got a drone that is 2000$
Another good one tons of people dont know about is that you can bring bongs through TSA so long as theyre cleaned spotless(which only takes like 5 minutes) and you claim it as a “water tobacco pipe”
I work at TSA. I have seen people bring sewing machines through the checkpoint.
Was it just because they could or did they have a ligutment reason
@@scrap-godsuper-zo4740 i think you meant to say legitimate
@@scrap-godsuper-zo4740 Ligument💀
@@sabahlarakadar420 miss spelled
@@Arslan35Ha! You fell for it!
LIGUTMENT BAAAAA--
"a hobby or side hustle depending on how you use it"
He's not wrong.
Fellow Ben 10 Enthusiast?
@@NuhUhUhBuddy yes
@@mattb9664 then you're a bell delphine wannabe?...
I only use it for repairs. It’s not my hobby.
@@NuhUhUhBuddy your username 😂😂
Glad to see people still like ben 10
a pocket knife ❌
two pocket knives facing each other ✅
You can also bring a knife under 4 inches.
@@brandonp7503no you can’t.
@@brandonp7503the airport in Detroit has signs that say no blades of any length.
Ye
A knife❌
A gun for self defense but not on the plane✅
"You think your funny"
"No"
**relatable**
Lol
Same
I would have answered yes, but that's me
You’re
In Australia you'd get away with a military weapon yet go to jail for bringing a banana 😂😂😂
Well someone could slip on a banana peel and get hurt. Bananas are very dangerous. 😂
@@LuckyCharms777 That is true! I'm glad the government recognises that incredible danger and "protects" us from it 😂
This is no laughing matter
@@FoxDog1080You don’t get it dude it’s a joke like what learn how to take a joke let me explain because you don’t get it the gun is really bad but the banana it’s so so funny 😂
Maybe they don’t get highjacked planes a lot
“His names Topher! :3”
“But what is it-“
“TOPHER. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡”
I was looking for this
Wow it's almost like we watched the video too
@@user-xn7qo3pe5k what
You choose violence when you woke up
@@user-xn7qo3pe5k
That bag don't have any water
Bro pulled out a large sewing machine out of his bag like it was nothing 💀
how are you everywhere
It’s not comically large, it’s just a normal sewing machine.
If you see him everywhere then doesn’t that mean… you’re everywhere?🤔
No, he's just a bot
@@thegoodreviewerinyt5584he never said comically... i think someone needs glasses
Better call saul?
Nah, Better call Mike.
Waltuh
Don't let him in waltuh
They don't got a search warrant waltuh
@@TheRainWorldCreature i am the one who knows his rights
Better Call Mike
while the Days Bygone
Nah, Gotta Call Mike
Might as well call Mike
As a young child I was pulled aside and given additional screening without my parents because I accidentally packed my mom’s embroidery scissors (she was teaching me how to sew at the time) in my carry-on. Including the handle they were MAYBE 4 inches, the blades were max 2 inches long. Are you telling me the TSA had no grounds to TRAUMATIZE tiny me and confiscate my mom’s very nice scissors?!
Rules change over the years
As a kid we caught hell and almost missed our flight because TSA wanted to make a stink about a toy derringer I got, in the state we were leaving from. It had an orange cap and literally no way to load it
Same thing happened to my dear mother many years ago, she had a pouch with a pair of small ornate nail sissors, they took it, she was so upset and hurt!
Yes
@@debraogle2377
It’s best to have a printout of a regulation for items of potential concern, otherwise they’ll act like they know the law better than you just like cops do.
The police:”What you think you’re funny?”
Mike:NOPE😃
Imagine sitting in plane and the person next to you pulls out a sewing machine to make clothes during the flight.
And then you go through turbulence
I'd imagine a grandma doing that and some young women screaming at her to make it stop
Imagine the enormous power bank that person would need to use that sewing machine.
@@fabiandrinksmilk6205 good point. Airlines really need to get on with the times and offer outlets, though maybe they would consider it a fire hassard.
@@riku3716 huh. I fly Alaska, and we're mostly on Boeing planes with the occasional Airbus. I think I've had access to outlets every time.
Fishkeeper here. TSA will almost always give you the green light to bring fish on a plane, but NEVER tell the airline about it, they'll usually make you leave it behind. I learned the hard way.
😢
Rip Fishy
What’s it meant to do? Fly there on its own accord or swim? Poor fishy 😢
Don't bring it!
@@laratheplanespotter swim there?
I'm sure the scissors had a great personality though
I was looking for this comment 💀
oh my goodness
I mean yeah..That's still pretty.. Uhh..Pretty above average.
4 inches is HUGE
Really 4 or less is better because it’s illegal to pack anything bigger
Bro who in their right mind is bringing a whole sewing machine into an airport
A previous comment from a TSA officer says it isn't that uncommon. 🤷♂️ Who'da thunk it?
To a job or they enjoy sewing so much they wanna take their sewing machine with them and put them in their carry on bag so that baggage handlers don’t banjax the thing and have to compensate the passenger for a toasted sewing machine.
me
Convention, moving, gift for family, etc
My grandma would if she knew that. She loves to sew
The fish being alive proves the water is harmless.
Airlines whenever you bring a 5 inch water bottle:🚫
Airlines whenever you bring 3.99 Inch scissors:👍
(This blew up, Omg)
They don't want to test each and everyone's bottled water for liquid explosives.
@@thebasketballhistorian3291explosives? I always thought it was for poison
@Vor1ki what's the point of poison?
@@Avgaming_747 harm
@@thebasketballhistorian3291 Hell yeah, my explosive sealed contact lense solution! (some airlines did take it away)
These are in fact three insane things you can actually bring through tsa
I actually have that exact pair of scissors
At four: i once took a brick through tsa
Topher better be a recurring character
On god Topher carried this short
Yes
Last I checked final word on any disputes is up to the tsa agent, so it doesn't really matter what is allowed past tsa.
damn those are some above average sized scissors
As a seamstress, the sewing machine makes sense. They are expensive AF, and some newer models are easily broken. My mom's from the 60's could survive an atomic bomb after a hurricane though.
With sewing machines older is definitely better. Stupid cost cutting...
"anything under 4 inches"
well dang...
YAY I CAN GOO
That's not what he meant 💀
Wtf bro💀
you have a dirty mind
Yes i would miss every flight if they checked me there.....
4 inches!? I didnt know you could bring such massive scissors through tsa
thats so massive VERY above average
I know right! Like 4 inches?! That’s huge. Any girl would be lucky to get scissors that big.
Feeling good about myself today for some reason.
weird how they ban everything else but allow a sharp pointy object like that
You can't
“Idk swimming” got my rolling to Venus and the Milky Way
“Now Topher is safe and warm”
Topher: “Hmm, it’s dark. I must be dead!” **dies**
"Oh, you think you're funny?"
"Nope."
Well he sure seems good at knowing his limits.
Mike is the only person that would bring a *sewing machine* on a flight
Its Sewing, Sowing is planting seeds as in the term "You reap what you sow"
@@atlas2296Or dude was imagining he could tow his John Deere seed drill on board 😂
@@atlas2296 thanks!
Coming back from a Mexican vacation, I learned from the TSA themselves that you are legally allowed to bring back up to 100 Cuban cigars in your carry-on.
Remember: out of all Transformers figures, g1 megatron is the absolute worst to go through tsa, because it turns into a 1:1 gun replica
When hasbro executives were traveling to the america to introduce Transformers brand, tsa stopped them because of megs until they showed it's a transforming action figure, not a lethal weapon
*”Also anything over 4 inches can still go in your check bag”*
Damn 😞
But really, when my scout troop had to fly cross-country for a camping trip, we got a small suitcase and FILLED it with every knife we had for the whole group. Way more convenient than fighting with TSA about knives and having some not make the flight.
Topher be chilling and then mike noticed so he made him a blanket to help with the chill
Nice joke 😂
Cool
@@ruchiawasthi4174 thats what topher was
@@user-yo5lr5jy2e do you know what is the meaning of cool cuz I don't think so
@ruchiawasthi4174 cool can be used when you are just a litle cold or as well cool 😎 do YOU know what cool means?😊
PSA: goldfish are not supposed to be warm, it makes them eat more than they should
I know, I own goldfish but it’s probably just a joke he’s doing
Goldfish are cold blooded, so a blanket won't warm them up.
Let my man Topher be happy dude
Okay but the plane was really cold.
@@edgytoucan3444 goldfish are cold water, they’ll live
Ive been working at TSA for 95 years so I could confirm Sewing machines are very normal to find in handbags during inspection
Those crafty and wily TSA!
How did they know that 4 inch scissors is a child’s plaything but a 5 inch scissors is a deadly weapon?!
The blue gloves and polyester pants… terrifying!
I can assure those pants aren’t polyester to expensive
Good Skit
@@blues03 One of my favorite K&P skits of all time… I used to fly back and forth between FL and Jamaica and I’d quote it all the time. Every time I went through security I’d be thinking of that sketch. “What, have you been living in a… well… here?!” Lmao
😂 im glad topher is warm now
Fun fact: you can bring a god damn gun through TSA, and it’s surprisingly easy to
How so?
All you have to do is be very sneaky😉
@@rubixman7x7in a suitcase discharged and with the bullets separate from it
@@rubixman7x7in checked bags. Locked in a TSA approved case and declare it at the ticket counter when you check in... Ammo has to be in the same lock box in it's original container. It's actually very easy
@@armourvgytor not be an idiot and just do it legally..it's easy
"You can bring a live lobster through TSA. He picks that dude up: "You got a bomb in there?""
Moar badjur
swaws
It's the USS Lobsterfest Destroyer
"The TSA allows you to bring a live lobster through security. The lobster must be contained in a spill proof, clear plastic container and will be visually inspected by a TSA officer."
Somebody had to say that
Grannys being the ultimate challenge for a TSA guard 😂😂
This makes me have the urge to bring the most random shit on the plane ride
Who else thought he was gonna combine the three into a lethal weapon at the end somehow
...not me
The sewing machine alone could be a lethal weapon lmao
"But who makes the rules here"
"Not me I JUST READ THEM"💀✅😂
I love how the first two was actual normal things then all of the sudden *SEWING MACHINE*😂😂
Yes, we can bring pet fish through TSA but we can’t bring shampoo bottles. What has this world come to?
Because if it was a bag full of flammable liquid the fish would die. Whereas they can’t test every bottle of liquid they see
Its an emotional support fish 😅
2 words: Exaggerated Infectophonia.😅
If the fish is alive, then it is definitely water.
Your shampoo could be anything.
"Not me, I just read them" lol
Also TSA: we can ban any item despite what protections are literally posted next to the agent that doesn't like your item, it even says so on the sign!
Oh yeah? Please give an example
@@Pewpewnation123 Trying to remember which airport, want to say Ontario, that had a 3-1-1 sign that said the TSA agent had discretion.
@@bug5654 then you misread the sign. We will get fired if we take a non prohibited item from you as that is theft
It’s important to note that these are the rules in the United States, each country has their own restrictions for what you can bring
I have an older male friend who makes quilts. Not long after the 9/11 attacks in NYC, the friend was flying from Ohio to Seattle, and he brought a sewing kit in is carry on. The TSA had him take his shoes off in a search and then asked him what old lady did he steal the the sewing kit from. They eventually let him on the plane with his scissors, and the rest of is sewing kit. To me, that was just harassment.
I don't blame Mike for bringing scissors and a sewing machine with Topher, how else is he going to make a sweater for the lil guy?
"It has to be atleast 4 inches"
That one friend:w-well atleast it has a great personality!
Even though I didn’t consent, Mike still proceeded to inject his amazing content into me 😩
Excuse me?🤨
Ayo 💀🤨
Istg this type of comment better not start on this channel of all things 😭😭😭
🤨🤨🤨📸
Da fuq?!
Thank God. I woke up this morning going "Please Lord, let the TSA not take away my sewing machine" 🤦♂️
TSA may allow scissors in a carry-on to Ireland but scissors are NOT allowed in a carry-on returning from Ireland. TSA in the USA. rules differ internationally
Those little plastic boxes he put Topher in bring back so many memories from elementary school
I knew about the scissors one because I used the same bag for school and travel back in high school. I once forgot to remove my pair of scissors and didn't realize until reaching airport security. After asking a TSA agent about it, I was shocked to learn that it was completely fine. They were fairly large scissors too, not the kind that you give to small children. However, they were small enough to be allowed without question.
topher is really having some good time
Random fact: TSA will let you carry a gun if you say “I declare a firearm without any bullets” and it must be locked in until you reach your destination.
You’ve given me information that i wasn’t supposed to know
People don't need this info. I get it if it's an antique or someone, or you are flying to a competition. But most people (Americans) won't use it for that. They just want to flex. There is no need for a gun even empty to be in an aircraft cabin. Just check the damn thing.
Random fact. You will be arrested on the checkpoint and the cop and tsa laugh while you say but it’s not loaded.
You can bring gun but it must be in your checked bag that goes under the plane. And you must declare it or guess what you get arrested again
@Pewpewnation123 oh thank God! I thought thought that sounds rediculous.
I need to stop believing morons on the internet. That's a bullshit lie dude.
www.tsa.gov/news/press/factsheets/firearms-and-ammunition#:~:text=Travelers%20may%20only%20transport%20ammunition,prohibited%20in%20carry%2Don%20baggage.
I really love how Mike always makes skethes at the end, explaining why did he need such a weird combination of things on his flight and what is he gonna do with all that😂
TSA: Any explosives?
Me: Yeah just my STICK of Dynamite
My grandma has/had(not 100% sure anymore) a TABLE sewing machine, a whole table with a sewing machine built in for those that dont know, im just imagining bringing that on to a plane and the reaction of the person/people who check and how many others theyd call over to see it
I have one. They are larger than airlines' maximum allowance for carry-on luggage and would have to be checked.
"Anything over 4 inches can still go in your checked bag"
Tsa officer: you got a bomb in ther-
*explodes*
two agents once got in a heated argument over whether I could fly with handcuffs. you can. I was let through.
Topher is the goat
Imagine you're siting in a flight and your side passanger pulls out a fcking sewing maching out of his a$$ and starts sewing his underwear 💀☠️💀☠️
Can confirm, I recently brought like 7 large knives on a plane in my checked luggage
One time, I saw a guy try to bring a bag full of tools through the tsa line. Definitely got stopped.
Fun Fact: The TSA allows you to bring a live lobster through security. The lobster must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container and will be visually inspected by a TSA officer
No way, I actually caught it early this time!
remember kids, check your airlines requirements because I had a connecting flight where I got on my first flight with 4-inch blade scissors just fine and my second i got them confiscated
I discovered that for the sake of convenience, if you have TCG decks in their cases, you should open the top and put the case in the tray so they can see that they're cards. If you leave them in your carry on in their cases, they show up on the scan as solid blocks and they'll stop you and search your bag. They'll be fine with it once they know they're just cards, but it saves a little time to just open them preemptively.
Years ago i debated buying an RV kitchen sink that fit the carry on dimensions. Just to see if I was allowed to bring on the kitchen sink.
Now I can't get the image of an unhinged lawyer sewing a scarf for his pet fish on an airplane out of my head
I think carrying a bag with a long knife in it is called carrying a concealed deadly weapon in most jurisdictions.
At the airport in Egypt they wouldn’t even let my dad bring a mini screwdriver for sunglasses 😂
Quote of the law "lawbymike doesn't make the rules,he reads them."
10 yrs ago a friend brought his bike with him - wrapped and with an added shoulder strap. The rules werent clear about it and they had to make him pass. Not in the US though.
"The final decision rests with the TSA officer on whether an item is allowed through the checkpoint."
Topher needs a raise🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
What I'd love to learn from Mike, is how to find a wall plug in the plane 😂
You can take food too. Most people seem to think you cant, but i always bring leftovers home with me. 😋
Why am I in jail?
"I just watched LawByMike"
I spent time in Japan. You can't own guns in Japan (practically speaking), but they make incredibly realistic replicas. I saw an all metal Airsoft MP-5 (and it didn't have an orange thing on the muzzle). I checked on the ICE website and it said it was cool in checked baggage. The look on the ICE agents face when she saw the xray of my bag in US customs was priceless, even though I told her there was a realistic replica gun in there. I had declared it, so everything was on the up-and-up but the senior guy (sheriff) she called over was NOT happy (though his younger partner was checking it out and I could see he liked it). He so badly wanted to confiscate it and arrest me but I was cooperative and did everything right. I took it home and I still have it.
I’ve regularly had scissors under 4 inches confiscated. They’re just trying to do their job but they don’t even know the rules. I’m not gonna make a big fuss but it’s still annoying.
I like that every TSA vid all the items allowed are used in the end just make sense
“You can bring a Lobster through TSA Customs and will be visually inspected”
If you put it in a clear, spill proof container you can also bring a live lobster past the TSA
I used to carry a scissor across international flights. A few European airports didn't ask a thing, but Beijing took the scissors away.
“Why your bag is so heavy?”
“I got a new sewing machine”
One time I saw someone bring a giant trophy through TSA.
Bro knows more laws and rules then the president and judge combined 😂
I have brought a Nintendo Wii and PS2, with all of their respective cables and cords, on multiple flights. Can confirm that you can get away with wacky stuff.
You can bring lighters through security. Some airports even have smoking areas past secutity. Examples are the Atlanta and Charlotte NC airport.
It makes sense that you can bring a sewing machine, since things like consoles and laptops are allowed. It's sensitive, delicate, and decently expensive(most really good sewing machine don't go under $150 with Simger Heavy Duty being around over $200) devices/machines that wouldn’t survive how rough checked bags are handled.
I know someone who put a sewing scissor about 2 inch long in their under plane luggage and the TSA airport employee confiscated it.
If you leave batteries in your devicd, thdy confiscate both.
Make sure you separate the battery and 2 nd timd around, they won't confiscate either one.
Lmao no they didn’t. Like why make up a random lie and post it?
You will NOT get those scissors on a plane. As far as your checked bag goes, ,you can put guns in there as long as there is no ammo and it has been declared.
A parachute is the best one I've heard. I had a friend who jumped around the country and he'd only bring it as a carry on, since they cost several thousand dollars and you're betting your life that it hasn't been damaged. He'd get stopped by TSA every time though. Apparently the digital altimeter on the backup chute made for some tense moments.
We had a layover in Chicago once, kept us so long my mom and I nearly missed our next flight.
Why? The toothpaste in my checked bag looked a little too big. They needed 4 to 5 TAS agents to give the all clear and we barely caught our flight.
All seemed good until we landed and my mom's bag was missing. Turns out they kept it in Chicago. You'll never guess why--Toothpaste.
Next time, we'll just brush our teeth with scissors.🤷♀️
2 banned things I found out the hard way:
1) open blade of any size(mine was 2cm)
2) cast iron pan of any size (I literally thought TSA was joking until they told me they're serious)
I sure wouldn’t want my sewing machine to be tossed around by baggage handlers!