portal radio but compressed to an ungodly degree

I got bored.
what, did you expect me to put more here?

[@mrxy201]

this was just some random filler WHY DOES THIS HAVE 11K VIEWS
update: how does this have almost 20k views
another update: 42K VIEWS. i have summoned the horde apparently

[@applemaster3279]

don't question us boy

[@Robsu235]

The algorithm has spoken

[@SWEGTA]

you did this to us

[@Danza62]

This is what 10+ years of next to no content does to a fandom.

[@mister_needles]

You made a very good video.

[@YourMothersFavouriteTerminal]

From "Still alive" to "Just kill me already"

[@PetrolHeadMotorsport]

**German accent** "Later"

[@sixtysource]

im a villain, not a monster

[@Baby-Snatcher]

“Barely Holding On”

[@fakepretender]

Nah nah that is from "still alive" to a "the corpse is yet twitching"

[@bassrecord6139]

​@@sixtysourcepeanut butter

[@SWEGTA]

>makes a video announcement asking for voice actors
>”must have a good mic” is clearly stated 3 times
>what 80% of the audition recordings sound like:

[@Cootshk]

80% means you got lucky

[@kquack]

this video is what sulfuric acid tastes like

[@mihaleben6051]

Yeah. Exactly

[@codythecat01]

how do you know?

[@kquack]

@@codythecat01 how do you think i know 🙃

[@RandomWoomy]

yum forbidden apple juice the song!

[@vidyagaems4063]

Akshuly, it tastes mostly just sour. All acids taste sour because sour taste is literally just taste of H+ ions.

[@Ricoshay-vc4bm]

Pretty sure if I download this on my computer I'll get 10 gigabytes of storage

[@jeamian]

real

[@OGuiBlindao]

infinite storage glitch

[@NVegianP]

It’s an Un-Zip bomb, you extract it and gain storage

[@khajiithaswares4147]

​@@NVegianPso a virus that deletes your files? Sounds great, where can i get one

[@TheMemeWarCriminal]

bro you'll get 10 Petabytes

[@thirteen3678]

I love that despite this utter defilment of the song, some parts of the original tune are still barely audible.

[@RileyAndersen_YT]

"mom its at hd why is it still 144p"

[@RileyAndersen_YT]

oh wait no the only option is 144p

[@sd1gaming]

​​@@RileyAndersen_YTTHE ONLY QUALITY OPTION I HAVE IS "UNAVAILABLE" 😂

[@That_ODST_Nick]

​@@sd1gamingfr

[@TT0tem4ik22]

Я тоже​@@sd1gaming

[@Lamb-Chops-official23]

Is neer chynobl

[@TSPbroadcastingsystem]

that aint "Still Alive" its "On Critical Life Support"

[@Millieror64]

that aint "On Critical Life Support" that's "Actively Seeing The Light"

[@Victor0176_]

​@@Millieror64niko onesoht

[@MiGLifeCrisis]

​@@Victor0176_njijk on shot

[@farmervillager1376]

bro got his morphine administered

[@thesneakman8064]

Holy shit it's the great trial guy

[@Highcaliberegg]

from “Still Alive” to “In critical condition and being transported to the ICU”

[@N3ttleStar-CatFMRadioReboot_2]

It gives you 500TB lol

[@TheSecondKidNamedFinger]

I think you need to physically crush the file to get this compressed

[@apel66sinka]

You need to throw a 2763 kg boulder at it to get it this compressed

[@sixtysource]

@@apel66sinkahow the fuck do you know that

[@cl0wny_y]

this is literally the top comment on another compression video

[@polandballlab]

@@apel66sinka beefydie

[@Lamb-Chops-official23]

Your Geiger counter when you enter Chynobl:

[@Cookdyeast]

I love the part where it goes “bzt bzzt bzt bzt”

[@Karizmatyc]

0:00-0:44

[@Daragonal]

⁠@@Karizmatyc thanks for the timestamp

[@-_-Cel_IFAR-_-]

Gotta love the microphone noises in the song

[@mrxy201]

thats what 8796325867436756873468 compression does to a mf

[@Cruciblecoder]

@@mrxy201 gawdam that’s a lotta compression
How did you even manage that

[@mrxy201]

@@Cruciblecoder i put it in a hydraulic press

[@CharityApple07]

I appreciate there being no quality options whatsoever, it really reduces the amount of choices you have to make and just lets you enjoy such a work of art

[@xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

Our technology improves and yet we still pursue for the lowest quality possible.

[@thesneakman8064]

From still alive to on the morgue slab

[@Barney_Calhoun862]

From still alive to "still a brutally mutilated, mangled and rotting corpse"

[@bluddymax12]

When you put your headphone jack half way in.

[@TNTAtomic]

I can feel the sound waves

[@ryaquaza1571]

5 hours and 19 minutes into the portal radio loop 10 hour video be like

[@Lamario862]

this genuinely hurts

[@kodiakbricks5821]

I started playing this and diamond slowly dripped out of my speakers, that was a level of compression I was not prepared for

[@madeforlosers]

i love how you can still somewhat hear the beat

[@TypicalTip]

i had this running on the background and actually thought my headphones broke

[@corpsimmons575]

Enough crunch it makes a water bottle jealous

[@ProtoVR12]

“still alive, somehow”

[@Polengue]

Barely Alive 💯

[@sixtysource]

@@Polenguelife in half, you could say

[@humanhuman7280]

​@@sixtysource nanoseconds from dying

[@friendlyshape]

it's truely a wretched feeling knowing i could still probably recognize it in spite of what you've done

[@aaronthilo3542]

I've listened to this for 2+ hours now.
Why am I still here

[@TacticalyInhumane]

I’m currently listening to a playlist of all the “portal radio but-“ songs and this one slaps tbh

[@737Garrus]

If we continue compressing it, it'll become a supernova!

[@Lemon-kw2iq]

This is the kinda stuff that would be in an arg that matpat would stick into a spectrogram.
Oh wait… 😔

[@FuseBreakrAG]

When you replay it the sounwaves crush more

[@epiconyoutube]

wow! i sure love the part where the radio explodes

[@EmpireOfTheUnity]

"I cannot work under such pressure"
This radio:

[@nidhu595]

i love how you can still somewhat recognise the song

[@fishi6674]

This sounds like you're trying to play something thru almost dead speakers.

[@DD_OneZero]

sounds fine to me

[@moonbroyal2935]

this was so powerful my browser started breaking down after i clicked on this video

[@164BiloKytes]

My ears are legitimately ringing after this

[@Pumpkinnspice]

new fav song

[@RealMooMan]

This is what it sounds like when im having a seizure

[@lychezr]

this sounds like its radioactive

[@Anonymous-73]

From Still Alive to Stillborn

[@UnnamedThe]

The sound if radios could eat Pablo's chili with extra beans.

[@averagemadnesscombatenjoyer]

how
how do you compress something this badly
HOW

[@constructinvestigator]

he physically crushed the file using a usb stick and an industrial-sized hydraulic press

[@TheTmieBandit]

I don't know what I expected

[@ShockInazuma]

I love how I can still make out what it is playing.

[@enderengineer3934]

Spain after suddenly acquiring a new nuke from the US

[@johannsanchocuevas7854]

Palomeras incident?

[@lkb_runner4893]

I feel like you'd have to physically compress the file to get it to this point.

[@alvinwikstrom9139]

i downloaded it and it gave me much more storage space. thanks👍

[@omegastar2508]

the fact that I can still recognize the tune even after all this...

[@squaredsquee7814]

I did expect you to put more. :(

[@mrxy201]

this was all i could do without it being quite literally unable to be heard lol

[@squaredsquee7814]

@@mrxy201 the description. You uncompressed the poop out of the description. :D

[@mrxy201]

@@squaredsquee7814 o h y e a h t h a t

[@dacgamer5741]

From "Still Alive" to "This comment literally has more bytes used than the music i bet"

[@dr.quackenbacker5247]

The fact that there's still some discernable melody is the fascinating part.

[@LockeLamont]

This fandom, even feels a new video that includes portal in it and it rushes to it, no matter how crushed the audio.

[@ScareSans]

This sounds like it feels when your legs fall asleep

[@THEPIECRAB]

No, this feels like a few seconds after your legs wake back up

[@ScareSans]

@@THEPIECRAB The sound you hear when you stand up after sitting on the toilet for an hour

[@Beefman0010]

My gosh it hurts watching something suffer like this

[@crabspriteberry9572]

J E L L Y D O N U T

[@AllHallowsEve223]

congrats this video somehow killed my headphones it was so compressed

[@yeeterxd1083]

I never thought it could get worse, I was wrong, this has to be the max of how worse it can get

[@nathanmacdougall4316]

It just sounds normal to me, like every other video I watch. I think it might be my headphones, they’re a little old

[@Logan-ws5lv]

It's so crunchy

[@Nyacinth]

I imagine that this is what I'll hear after the 718th repeat of the song during the death of my brain, each crispy note is a neuron dying until the song is quiet forever

[@ATLAS-CORP_MEDIA]

The voices in my head are telling me to end the world

[@devist8er117]

This is actually one of the first of these videos that I've had a hard time following along with this song.

[@poyalt983]

gives us 50mb of storage space

[@trystanrodriguez8750]

More…
I WANT MORE. COMPRESS THE COMPRESSED RADIO.

[@xxarcangelxx143]

I love this song!

[@Cody-wr8bt]

“Still alive” to “Barely Living”

[@saoirsecdoherty]

Portal ported to a pre-atari console.

[@IllyasArt]

With very good IEMs, this is like an alien is trying to hack you brain... Good job!

[@baldasik22]

when your portal lags:

[@asentientcctv3894]

Music to my ears

[@JohnL_S17]

I can imagine the rest in my head. all fine

[@thegamertitus1591]

Now this is New musik

[@UnknownProto52]

Radiation if has a good theme

[@ArkinesVT]

This has literally killed my phone speaker.
Good job XD

[@theshadowcaverns]

new portal 3 soundtrack teaser lookin sick

[@Warb0t]

Best music i have ever listened to in my life

[@benwaffleiron]

peak thumbnail design

[@valecasini]

Wow it's the first time I see the "not available " in the quality settings

[@panagiotiskotsis925]

From "Still Alive." to "Just Died." LOL 😂

[@BierBart12]

This sounds exactly like our 20+ year old singing mounted fish that has been accidentally submerged in water 15 years ago

[@Intcapmaneuandsur]

"stop listening to still alive in space through a fucking radio already!!"

[@HameleoshaDeHoga]

It's 2 AM and I was having some kind of episode but then I just decided to scroll my homepage and click on this video and now I feel better cuz this made me laugh

[@HameleoshaDeHoga]

This video literally gave me sanity

[@mhmm4303]

Sounds like a geiger counter

[@Woter389]

this is what i imagine going into chernobyl sounds like

[@bloodakoos]

i wasn't expecting that wow it IS unholy

[@berarushi]

stage 4 of everywhere at the end of time be like

[@yoshosaga2250]

still alive ❌ barely hanging on ✅

[@lounefire3822]

THIS BANGER IS 🔥🔥🔥

[@mediocreweirdo]

now we need the one with king assripper compressed

[@a_guy_263]

this is what the real gigachads listen to

[@Hehe_cat_go_boing]

Bruh....me having the original portal...and knowing exactly what part in the song is what

[@dacoolestskirrel]

JAMMIN', STRAIGHT FIRE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[@Monokumathebear]

„Sadly still alive“

[@mihaleben6051]

Help this is lowering my wifi

[@tornapartnswag]

suffering

[@ratz_6501]

My game boy advance when I take the cartridge out while it’s on

[@pyroshilov8474]

Bro became a numbers station

[@jsj0520]

Sounds like Geiger counter