Portal Radio but it never starts

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  • čas přidán 28. 02. 2024
  • The world needs more portal radio

Komentáře • 906

  • @Trainfan1563
    @Trainfan1563 Před 2 měsíci +6670

    When you need to sneeze but you can't:

  • @Feezee223
    @Feezee223 Před 3 měsíci +6421

    I can hear how it's supposed to sound but it never does

    • @sodkipiesek1183
      @sodkipiesek1183 Před 2 měsíci +121

      this is hell

    • @3p3opleerror50
      @3p3opleerror50 Před 2 měsíci +84

      It tricks your brain (brain: i recongize this wait this isnt how it goes wha- why what the huh)

    • @sodkipiesek1183
      @sodkipiesek1183 Před 2 měsíci +19

      @@3p3opleerror50 what the huh

    • @bukimaster22
      @bukimaster22 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@sodkipiesek1183 nuh huh

    • @blotisserie
      @blotisserie Před 2 měsíci +25

      This is so unsatisfaying

  • @TinPanMan_REAL
    @TinPanMan_REAL Před 3 měsíci +6066

    This is the worst form of torture a human being can ever feel it genuinely hurts

    • @minecraftpeeps796
      @minecraftpeeps796 Před 2 měsíci +68

      CIA: 😏😏😏😈😈😈

    • @tdfhsfhf6695
      @tdfhsfhf6695 Před 2 měsíci +81

      there is an actual torture where they make you listen to one song and then change it a little

    • @Sugomis
      @Sugomis Před 2 měsíci +50

      this is just edging

    • @wingedwhite9437
      @wingedwhite9437 Před 2 měsíci +4

      What are you talking about? It's great tune :D

    • @protvinik
      @protvinik Před 2 měsíci +1

      YES

  • @TheAngryAstronomer
    @TheAngryAstronomer Před 3 měsíci +2652

    This highlights the bongos in a way that just tickles my pickle

  • @fishcleanerninjacookie
    @fishcleanerninjacookie Před 2 měsíci +796

    Its like every sneeze you've never snoozen.

  • @GoodBackJack
    @GoodBackJack Před 2 měsíci +3322

    me edging my radio

  • @friendlytexangamer9582
    @friendlytexangamer9582 Před 2 měsíci +235

    When a game freezes but the audio is still playing.

    • @Potatoplant-fd3qt
      @Potatoplant-fd3qt Před měsícem +6

      Yes

    • @1of100TCFanpages
      @1of100TCFanpages Před měsícem +5

      I feel it 😂

    • @N3gativeR3FLUX
      @N3gativeR3FLUX Před měsícem +1

      Source.

    • @vinciith
      @vinciith Před měsícem +3

      nah, that's more *normal music* "ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ" (note: there's a pause between each sound) then it either works or just crashes

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 Před 13 dny

      Yeah it starts repeating then it eventually just turns into a continuous tone and crashes. I've played enough games to be very familiar with that sound by now and it never ters less painful, even if I actually like high frequencies.

  • @leos.4723
    @leos.4723 Před 2 měsíci +530

    What a terrible day to have the ability to hear

    • @Spamtonn1997
      @Spamtonn1997 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Facts

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer Před měsícem

      I like it
      Not as much as the original but it still sounds pretty nice regardless

    • @godzilla96690
      @godzilla96690 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@TinyDeskEngineer you clearly didn't watch it beyond the 2nd do do do di didoo.

  • @lefishe5845
    @lefishe5845 Před 3 měsíci +1510

    This video should be like a hour long, but have it periodically go to the next measure once before back to the loop.

  • @luvkirby4ever
    @luvkirby4ever Před 2 měsíci +512

    Imagine if this was accompanying GLaDOS's "quick save feature" for her death. I can see why she would be salty...

    • @Navitheuppy
      @Navitheuppy Před 2 měsíci +23

      That would be a torture, especially because we don’t know how long it’s been between portal one and portal two.

    • @guccigamer5907
      @guccigamer5907 Před 2 měsíci +34

      @@Navitheuppyat least “nine-nine-nine-nine-nine-“ years

    • @Navitheuppy
      @Navitheuppy Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@guccigamer5907 yes

    • @TheAngryAstronomer
      @TheAngryAstronomer Před 2 měsíci +4

      Oh lord. Why would you suggest such a terrifying idea.

  • @EvilAwoken
    @EvilAwoken Před 3 měsíci +918

    this makes me feel actually physically ill, bravo

  • @Cooldudelol1638
    @Cooldudelol1638 Před 2 měsíci +461

    Now all we need is a 10 hour version with the Easter egg included, but he never farts and just stays in the pose until it goes back to the radio

    • @arcp08
      @arcp08 Před 2 měsíci +15

      god

    • @noobrownies101
      @noobrownies101 Před 2 měsíci +21

      Be the change you want to see in this world.

    • @noobrownies101
      @noobrownies101 Před 2 měsíci +3

      also i've subbed with notifications, i shall await.

    • @Cooldudelol1638
      @Cooldudelol1638 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@noobrownies101my phone can’t handle that much storage space, sorry

    • @Vid30g4m3r
      @Vid30g4m3r Před 2 měsíci

      @@Cooldudelol1638 coward

  • @GandalftheLego
    @GandalftheLego Před 3 měsíci +351

    This is both amazing and horrible. I keep expecting it to start but it never does. It sounds nice, but it never starts!

  • @Skeletor96ba
    @Skeletor96ba Před 2 měsíci +75

    i was vibing for like the first 5 seconds of the loop and then i could feel my sanity drop in real time

  • @JustYetAnotherHuman
    @JustYetAnotherHuman Před 2 měsíci +94

    If the original portal radio didn't exist this would be a great song, but the original portal radio does exist, so I must say that this here is one of the most efficient forms of torture.

  • @cbeasy1995
    @cbeasy1995 Před 2 měsíci +16

    My anxiety hurts now, thank you

  • @andward1285
    @andward1285 Před 2 měsíci +778

    This feel like when you're missing the plug but you can't see it
    Edit: wtf 400 likes?
    EDIT 2: 700 LIKES?! WHAT

  • @user-eu6ic1gz6l
    @user-eu6ic1gz6l Před 2 měsíci +15

    this genuinly hurts my brain and my ears. i now have a emotional trauma

    • @megapups69
      @megapups69 Před 2 měsíci +1

      It causes me a physical pain

  • @p_bok6441
    @p_bok6441 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Man, I can't start doing pushups until the music starts.

  • @evan3144
    @evan3144 Před 2 měsíci +45

    This is what happens if you try to turn off a school smartboard when it’s trying to turn on

  • @Wapako
    @Wapako Před 2 měsíci +149

    Portal BlueBalls%

  • @ezriha
    @ezriha Před 2 měsíci +40

    This is a pushup free zone.

  • @Thundereus
    @Thundereus Před 2 měsíci +4

    The feeling of having a song you don't like stuck in your head but the only thing you remember is the part that really annoys you the most.
    (Not related to the portal song, it is awesome. Just in general with any song.)

  • @SWEGTA
    @SWEGTA Před měsícem +5

    “Do not come. Do not come.” - Kamala Harris

  • @Void6445
    @Void6445 Před 2 měsíci +11

    It sounds wrong but at the same time it also sounds somewhat good

  • @SquidishJune
    @SquidishJune Před 2 měsíci +7

    damm didnt know i could be edged by the portal radio

  • @Theuncletoeticklingtoddler
    @Theuncletoeticklingtoddler Před 3 měsíci +149

    0:14 this part was deep asf

  • @aeri2396
    @aeri2396 Před 2 měsíci +11

    this is fucking torture

  • @owouwu5546
    @owouwu5546 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Gladous broke the only thing That kept me sane

  • @zacharyenticott8260
    @zacharyenticott8260 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I want one of these "but it never starts" but the music doesn't actually start and it's just complete silence for like one minute

  • @uquoh
    @uquoh Před 2 měsíci +7

    This is litterally torture. I hear the radio starting but it just doesn't

  • @_Bonkey
    @_Bonkey Před 2 měsíci +5

    The adrenaline in my veins is dancing around like nobody’s business every measure

  • @First_commenter
    @First_commenter Před 2 měsíci +6

    Wow I really really hate this, like I have never wanted something to happen more even though I knew it wouldn't, it's just a feeling of complete hopeless ness and honestly it's soul crushing that the song never ends.

  • @riverpubby
    @riverpubby Před 2 měsíci +28

    I can feel how the song is supposed to start in my brain but it never gets there
    I’m gonna get high this weekend and listen to this again

    • @nullhydrangea
      @nullhydrangea Před 2 měsíci +4

      Update us on how it goes. For science

    • @chickenlover21
      @chickenlover21 Před 2 měsíci +5

      cave johnson here! When life gives you lemons, get absolutely obliterated!

    • @riverpubby
      @riverpubby Před 2 měsíci +1

      Edible has been taken, I’ll let y’all know how it goes when it kicks in 🫡

    • @riverpubby
      @riverpubby Před 2 měsíci +3

      Update: had to take a second edible after an hour, second one finally kicked the first one into gear
      Started listening to it. Forgot why I was coming back to listen to it. Felt sincere discomfort and glanced at the video, saw the title, remembered, and promptly forgot again. The cycle repeated once and the second time I registered the title and what I was doing, I fell into a sort of chill state listening to it. At some point I ended up thinking that’s because I was supposed to be judging or reviewing it for someone and so I was kind of vibing for a while, then my brain started to fill in the rest of the music even though the loop was still going, and I forgot it wasn’t the normal song until the last like, five notes, and I was very confused when the video ended. I started writing this about halfway through the song and it took me a couple minutes to finally finish it
      I hope this all makes sense the second edible just kicked in

    • @nullhydrangea
      @nullhydrangea Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@riverpubby very interesting results. You could even say that it’s hard to overstate my satisfaction

  • @RazaARTZ
    @RazaARTZ Před 2 měsíci +4

    AUGHHH ITS SO FRUSTRATING HEARING THIS

  • @FuriousCat-qy7sz
    @FuriousCat-qy7sz Před 3 měsíci +49

    mfw this video:
    🕛🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛

  • @circuit_official
    @circuit_official Před 2 měsíci +3

    When you ask the waiter for cheese and you’ll tell when to stop but you never actually tell them to stop:

  • @TerenceJansen.coolkid
    @TerenceJansen.coolkid Před 2 měsíci +2

    I'm in so much mental anguish right now, you wouldn't believe it...

  • @Danza62
    @Danza62 Před měsícem +2

    You ever want to know what stuttering feels like? This, this is it

  • @TheRealScinacz
    @TheRealScinacz Před 2 měsíci +4

    i can't express how angry this makes me

  • @robotortoise
    @robotortoise Před 2 měsíci +46

    This is musical edging.

  • @AstralMuffinTF2
    @AstralMuffinTF2 Před měsícem +1

    This is torture and has shattered part of my love for the portal series. Why did youtube recommend me this

  • @calebgresch9604
    @calebgresch9604 Před měsícem +1

    My brain does stuff like this constantly. It plays the first 5 seconds of a song over and over and over until I force myself to think of something else.

  • @Zoovy
    @Zoovy Před 3 měsíci +12

    this hurts my chest

  • @rileyhansen7978
    @rileyhansen7978 Před 2 měsíci +6

    This is the first video of this type that is actually painful

  • @WandenWaffler
    @WandenWaffler Před 2 měsíci +1

    That one song lyric looping a million times in your head when your trying to sleep

  • @tpd1864blake
    @tpd1864blake Před 3 měsíci +45

    5:18:59 This part was so impactful for me. I was laying in bed for hours crying until finally this song gave me the strength to get up and get on with my life. I decided to pause at this part so that I could resume it later with all my loved ones. I hope they love it as much as I have!

    • @cireniozamora477
      @cireniozamora477 Před 3 měsíci +2

      How did you even get that time stamp 💀

    • @tpd1864blake
      @tpd1864blake Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@cireniozamora477 wdym it’s a 10 hour long video

    • @cireniozamora477
      @cireniozamora477 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Oh for some reason it’s one minute long for me

    • @tpd1864blake
      @tpd1864blake Před 3 měsíci +17

      @@cireniozamora477 idk it’s literally called “Portal Radio Loop 10 Hours” and I’ve definitely been listening to it for 5:18:59 and will resume listening to it tomorrow. It really helps me get over my PTSD of doing push-ups. One time I farted while doing a push-up and now everyone makes fun of me. This music is so tranquil that it’s able to make me forget that. If I was forced to watch someone doing a push-up, it would re-awaken all of my pent-up trauma

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@tpd1864blakewhat have you done…

  • @AspenBrightsoul
    @AspenBrightsoul Před 2 měsíci +7

    My favorite genre of music is definitely radio blue balls.

  • @CandleSugarcup
    @CandleSugarcup Před 2 měsíci +3

    The pain
    THE PAIN!

  • @rachelpurity1
    @rachelpurity1 Před měsícem

    Showed this to my fiance and she started singing the melody herself. I guess it was a subconscious way of filling in the soulcrushing emptiness we all feel.

  • @aWildOwl
    @aWildOwl Před 2 měsíci +2

    this actually hits like a shovel on the face

  • @D-A-V-I-D-_-D46
    @D-A-V-I-D-_-D46 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Это реквием. Да. Это действие, созданное твоёй способностью. Но тебе никогда не достичь того момента, когда она будет реальна

  • @Adriethyl
    @Adriethyl Před 2 měsíci +3

    What if you stretch it to 10 hours but then it starts near the end as an easter egg

  • @noobyboilolz
    @noobyboilolz Před 2 měsíci +1

    Whoever made padded cells as a form of torture, he should've spiced it up with this music.

  • @skfjs2049
    @skfjs2049 Před měsícem

    Sometimes i play this version in my head like a loading screen song. Thank you for making it a reality.

  • @ayathedoggo
    @ayathedoggo Před 3 měsíci +4

    this is gonna be on everyone's recommended now

  • @flbstudios8988
    @flbstudios8988 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Am I the only one who just has to listen to the normal song now before I can move on with my day? 😅

  • @NamelessFurry
    @NamelessFurry Před 2 měsíci +2

    I'm now forced to watch the original portal radio while crying from the trauma

  • @Crimson-Pasta-And-Cheese
    @Crimson-Pasta-And-Cheese Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is what I put on repeat in my torture basement.
    These tunes are something to vibe to whilst they're down there.

  • @MaciekMichniewicz
    @MaciekMichniewicz Před 2 měsíci +20

    portal dementia

  • @ItsPronouncedScaggis
    @ItsPronouncedScaggis Před 2 měsíci +4

    Make a 1 hour version, then I’ll call it torture.

  • @TrulyAustralian
    @TrulyAustralian Před 2 měsíci +2

    My anxiety while listening to this: 📈

  • @JustCallMeDom31
    @JustCallMeDom31 Před měsícem +1

    This piece is called 'Anxiety' but it's the Portal version.
    You always think you know what's going to happen, and you plan for future conversations and events, but those plans. They. never. Happen. And it feels like torture. :3

  • @Incognito4
    @Incognito4 Před 2 měsíci +6

    I could listen to this for hours and not get mentally damaged.

    • @Incognito4
      @Incognito4 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Okay, now we ALL know that is a lie.

    • @Mushie_lol
      @Mushie_lol Před 2 měsíci +4

      Why is bro talking to himself? It seems like it already mentally damaged you

    • @Incognito4
      @Incognito4 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@Mushie_lol because it already did.

    • @tripplea_3338
      @tripplea_3338 Před 2 měsíci

      Can't break what is already broken.

  • @jo-jo_da_one15yearsago
    @jo-jo_da_one15yearsago Před 2 měsíci +4

    This is insanity. To whoever made this, God is ashamed.

  • @Sigh-Clops
    @Sigh-Clops Před 2 měsíci +1

    Every nerve and instinct is being triggered and all of them are in attack

  • @megamarcus1515
    @megamarcus1515 Před 2 měsíci +1

    the funny thing is you can do the exact same with Delfino Plaza and it creates the exact same reaction

  • @Desmofficial
    @Desmofficial Před 2 měsíci +3

    I’m being edged by the portal radio :(

  • @seonefox
    @seonefox Před 3 měsíci +4

    я плачу, как трогательно

  • @TotallyNotThePrototype
    @TotallyNotThePrototype Před měsícem

    This puts me in an incomprehensible amount of pain because it doesn't start

  • @toltoon45
    @toltoon45 Před 2 měsíci +3

    очень хороший луп, шов не заметен

  • @LSSRMCHNDROME
    @LSSRMCHNDROME Před 2 měsíci +3

    "They're getting through!" ahh music😭

  • @Alezyy
    @Alezyy Před 2 měsíci +2

    why have i put myself into this mental prison?

  • @donniedip
    @donniedip Před 2 měsíci +2

    Okay, this is the one, wait no- okay, THIS is the on- oh, nono, wait, Okay, this is the one, wait no- okay, THIS is the on- oh, nono, wait, Okay, this is the one, wait no- okay, THIS is the on- oh, nono, wait, Okay, this is the one, wait no- okay, THIS is the on- oh, nono, wait, Okay, this is the one, wait no- okay, THIS is the on- oh, nono, wait, this has GOT to be the one- oh, nonononono, Okay, this is the one, wait no- okay, THIS is the on- oh, nono, wait, god, i know it starts soon- oh and it ended.

  • @bejlukuutto3jll
    @bejlukuutto3jll Před 2 měsíci +3

    Ахаха, читаю комментарии. Мне наоборот это даже прикольным кажется и не больным для души. Даже смешно как-то)))))) Я вот вспомнил видео с 10-часовой версией, где на таймингах, кажись, 5:19:47 мужик люто пердел. Вот от этого уже более жутко было, хотя и то смешно, хе-хе)

    • @UkrainianForces
      @UkrainianForces Před 2 měsíci

      Плр

    • @bejlukuutto3jll
      @bejlukuutto3jll Před 2 měsíci

      @@UkrainianForces, не настолько же всё серьезно. Просто люди с моей точки зрения странные. Для них это больно, хотя длится видео всего ничего. Понятное дело после часа прослушивания, может 10 уже заебёт окончательно. Для большего уточнения еще раз скажу, видео маленькое, а людям от этого больно, вот это меня и смешит, хотя вот лично мне это показалось даже прикольным, ежели бьющим

  • @cdr7355
    @cdr7355 Před 2 měsíci +5

    this is the musical equivalent of edging

  • @Spiritefoli237
    @Spiritefoli237 Před měsícem

    I still have flash backs of the 10 hours loop ones you see it you can't unsee it

  • @StarchOperatingSystem
    @StarchOperatingSystem Před měsícem +2

    this hurts

  • @bonnie_the_superior
    @bonnie_the_superior Před 3 měsíci +3

    ERROR DATA FALSE REBOOTING SOURCES... ERROR DATA STILL FALSE CRTICAL MALFUNCHEN SHUTTING DOWN.

  • @benswaddling7686
    @benswaddling7686 Před 2 měsíci +1

    somehow i cannot stress how upseting this is to listen to .

  • @garettjohnson6978
    @garettjohnson6978 Před 2 měsíci

    "This... this is beautiful... I've looked at (listened to) this for five hours now!!"

  • @strimis1038
    @strimis1038 Před měsícem +1

    this hurts me deeply

  • @isitlauren
    @isitlauren Před 2 měsíci

    The radio's curcuits fried after hearing GLaDOS say "this sentence is false"

  • @RoseVerdict
    @RoseVerdict Před 2 měsíci +1

    Song that plays during a cutscene in a Mad Rat Dead/Portal crossover

  • @deoxys_prime
    @deoxys_prime Před 2 měsíci +2

    When you need to select a character first

  • @MOLDA_
    @MOLDA_ Před 2 měsíci +1

    dude the drop is gonna be nuts

  • @gaebreeuhl
    @gaebreeuhl Před 2 měsíci

    this is like when youre about to say something but you forgot what you were gonna say

  • @stein8638
    @stein8638 Před 2 měsíci

    I needed to immediately watch a normal version after this

  • @all_da_games
    @all_da_games Před měsícem

    I can no describe how frustrated this video makes me feel

  • @Tekato
    @Tekato Před měsícem +1

    edging on another level of madness

  • @DarkenedNova.
    @DarkenedNova. Před měsícem

    i got five loops in, and started going insane, this hurts my soul.

  • @Unknown_Bag
    @Unknown_Bag Před 2 měsíci +1

    Great! Now we need one that has a start but no continuation

  • @misplacedpoetry9687
    @misplacedpoetry9687 Před 2 měsíci

    Legit thought it was gonna be a solid minute of silence

  • @SirAxel.
    @SirAxel. Před 2 měsíci

    It’s like when you have a small section of a song stuck in your head

  • @Reaperance
    @Reaperance Před 2 měsíci +2

    Anxiety simulator

  • @gavinsfriend5632
    @gavinsfriend5632 Před měsícem

    Unlike everyone else, this made me appreciate the vibe the beginning beat of the song has. It goes so incredibly hard

  • @bluscythe910
    @bluscythe910 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Portal Radio (karaoke)

  • @kuch4
    @kuch4 Před 2 měsíci

    I was waiting for those note all time.

  • @radioactiveassassin5218
    @radioactiveassassin5218 Před 2 měsíci

    Once you get used to it it's actually pretty calming

  • @Bannditbunny
    @Bannditbunny Před 2 měsíci +1

    How it feels to repeatedly fail a simple task